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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,300 ♪ See my fit, it’s a fit Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick ♪ 2 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,927 ♪ See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪ 3 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:15,432 ♪ Yeah, I’m fresh as fly as nobody In this room here gon’ try it ♪ 4 00:00:15,724 --> 00:00:17,884 ♪ See my fit, it’s a fit Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick ♪ 5 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:19,561 ♪ See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪ 6 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:21,229 ♪ Looking like a million bucks ♪ 7 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:23,356 ♪ Everybody tryna buy my style for what ♪ 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,525 ♪ I don’t really know Why you gassin’ her up ♪ 9 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,862 ♪ When her fur is a faux And she don’t even know ♪ 10 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:30,280 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? ♪ 11 00:00:30,613 --> 00:00:32,365 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Copy ♪ 12 00:00:32,782 --> 00:00:34,409 ♪ Huh? Who’s gonna stop me? 13 00:00:34,951 --> 00:00:37,495 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Watch me flex on ’em ♪ 14 00:00:37,620 --> 00:00:38,913 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? ♪ 15 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,957 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Copy ♪ 16 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,251 ♪ Huh? Who’s gonna stop me? ♪ 17 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:45,670 ♪ Who’s gonna stop me? Watch me flex on ’em ♪ 18 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,047 ♪ Yeah, see my fit, it’s a fit ♪ 19 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,008 ♪ Yeah, I’m fit, take a flick See my fit, it’s a fit, it’s a fit ♪ 20 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:52,135 ♪ Yeah, I’m fresh as fly as nobody-- ♪ 21 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:54,345 Oliver! What are you doing? 22 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:56,477 - OLIVER: Uh... nothin', babe. - I'm so sorry. 23 00:00:57,557 --> 00:01:00,560 I am so sorry for getting in the background of your amazing video. 24 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:01,643 Did I ruin it? 25 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:02,812 I don't know. 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,940 Oliver, do you think her fit, shapely body ruined the video? 27 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:08,276 - This feels like a trap. - It is. 28 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:11,738 Okay. Now that you guys are all done with that nonsense, 29 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,301 I think it's time you kids head home. 30 00:01:13,364 --> 00:01:15,325 I need Devi here to weed the garden. 31 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:17,744 The rotting tomatoes are attracting rats. 32 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:20,371 But that was Dad's garden. Why do I have to take care of it now? 33 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,581 Oh, I could do it, 34 00:01:21,664 --> 00:01:24,209 if you don't mind taking over my dermatology practice. 35 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,794 Then we'd both have an equal job. 36 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:29,130 Fine, but can I have five minutes of privacy with my friends please? 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:30,924 Three minutes. 38 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:32,592 And the boy must leave now. 39 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,011 Uh, c-- can I take the rest of my soda with me? 40 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,137 Take your Dew and go. 41 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,723 - I'll see you later, mi amor. - Okay. 42 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,207 - FABIOLA: How many likes have we gotten? - Only two so far. 43 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,353 One from Eleanor's dad and another from... 44 00:01:44,229 --> 00:01:46,106 Eleanor's dad's dental practice. 45 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,274 Makes sense. He's trying to get on my good side, 46 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,818 so I'll be nicer to my stepmom. 47 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,445 Not gonna happen, Sharon. You're basic. 48 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,531 What about Paxton? He must've liked it. 49 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,074 No, not yet. 50 00:01:56,449 --> 00:02:00,161 McENROE: The truth is, Paxton and Devi were kind of nothing at the moment. 51 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:04,499 If we're cool now, should we meet up in your garage tomorrow? 52 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,041 Actually, I don't think that's a good idea anymore. 53 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,504 It just got weird, you know? 54 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,466 McENROE: That's why she wanted to post this thirst trap in the first place... 55 00:02:13,758 --> 00:02:16,636 so Paxton would like it, and maybe like her. 56 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:19,931 Wait. I don't see you guys talk that much at school. 57 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:24,394 Is he just using you as a sexy sidepiece and ignoring you in public? 58 00:02:24,769 --> 00:02:26,104 That's disgusting. 59 00:02:26,938 --> 00:02:28,398 Right, the sex. 60 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:32,193 No. Our relationship is rock solid. Don't sweat it. 61 00:02:32,277 --> 00:02:33,757 Has he introduced you to his friends? 62 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:35,989 - No, but... - That tool! 63 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,886 - He's ashamed of you. - I don't know if you'd call it ashamed. 64 00:02:38,908 --> 00:02:40,869 Oh, believe me. He's ashamed. 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,829 That's why I hate all men. 66 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,081 Well, except for your boyfriend, Alex Gomez. 67 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:48,001 [STAMMERS] Yeah, no. Alex Gomez. 68 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:50,628 I love that little guy. He's so important to me. 69 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:54,966 Devi, if Paxton doesn't acknowledge you, I swear to you, I will wreck him. 70 00:02:55,049 --> 00:02:57,051 I took three semesters in stage combat. 71 00:02:57,135 --> 00:02:58,135 [FORCEFULLY EXHALES] 72 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,096 NALINI: Your three minutes are up! 73 00:03:01,639 --> 00:03:02,640 [SIGHS] Bye, guys. 74 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,937 ♪ I'll never let you go ♪ 75 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,357 ♪ I'll never let you go ♪ 76 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:15,111 ♪ I'll never let you go... ♪ 77 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,363 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 78 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,995 - Devi, do you know what this is? - A tomato. 79 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:28,124 Nope. It is the best tomato in all the world, 80 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:29,751 because we grew it here. 81 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:33,171 It is the literal fruit of our patience and hard work. 82 00:03:33,254 --> 00:03:36,090 Then why do the other ones look so bad? 83 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,927 They have bugs in them. I need to buy some spray. 84 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,512 MOHAN: Come. Let's go inside and show this to your mom. 85 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,473 DEVI: Mom, Mom, guess what we found? 86 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,654 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 87 00:03:59,197 --> 00:04:02,242 What if Anne Frank had an iPhone? 88 00:04:02,700 --> 00:04:05,411 What if Winston Churchill had Wi-Fi? 89 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:08,831 This week, we're gonna break up into groups to pitch app ideas 90 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,127 that could've been used to mitigate the atrocities of the second World War. 91 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:15,331 -[CLASS GROANS] - BEN: Just for one day, can we learn 92 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,257 something that'll be on the future AP tests? 93 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:18,834 Come on. I worked really hard 94 00:04:18,883 --> 00:04:21,844 to find a lesson that was outside the box for you guys. 95 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,013 Whatever. Just break up into groups of three. 96 00:04:26,182 --> 00:04:27,600 You want to be in my group? 97 00:04:27,725 --> 00:04:31,521 McENROE: Whoa. Had he seen her sexy dance video and changed his mind? 98 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:34,732 Uh, yeah, sure. I could make that work. 99 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,986 -Cool. I'll be in your group too. - PAXTON: Cool. 100 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,113 MR. SHAPIRO: Okay. Who doesn't have a group yet? 101 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:42,865 Ben could be in our group. 102 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:44,617 BEN: I prefer to work alone. 103 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,370 I don't want anyone diluting the quality of my project. 104 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,914 Actually, it looks like we're gonna have to have one foursome. 105 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:53,084 So how about both Ben and Eve, why don't you go join Eleanor and Fabiola? 106 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,712 Presentations are due on Monday. 107 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:57,547 We could meet at my house. 108 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,091 I got a shitload of Uncrustables in the freezer. 109 00:05:00,174 --> 00:05:01,551 Nice. 110 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,385 Wait. So who are you? 111 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:05,346 This is Devi. She's cool. 112 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,807 And she's good at this stuff, so it's like a guaranteed A. 113 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,184 -That's why I asked her. - TRENT: Sweet. 114 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:14,564 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING] 115 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:16,774 - [SIGHS] - MAN: See you guys later. 116 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:18,650 Steve. 117 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,695 -Hi. - Hi, Kamala. 118 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,948 You know, I was just at The Cheesecake Factory for lunch. 119 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,449 Ordered our usual. 120 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,785 Loaded baked potato tots, hold the bacon? 121 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:28,869 Yeah. 122 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,496 Couldn't finish it though. 123 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,041 I've been such a mess about our breakup. 124 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,418 Well, that, and also, the portions are insane. 125 00:05:35,501 --> 00:05:37,181 I saw someone eating pasta out of a bucket. 126 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,505 I know. I think about you, too. 127 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:41,799 I saw a couple riding a tandem bike. 128 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:44,164 It made me think of how you don't know how to ride a bike. 129 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,594 Yeah. 130 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,597 [SIGHS] Okay. Goodbye. 131 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,725 [SIGHS] Wait, Kamala, this is crazy. 132 00:05:50,808 --> 00:05:52,727 Your parents can't force you to marry this guy. 133 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,812 They're not forcing me. 134 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:55,980 I have a choice... 135 00:05:56,481 --> 00:05:58,733 between my family and a life of shame 136 00:05:58,816 --> 00:06:01,361 that will disgrace me and my descendants for generations. 137 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:02,944 That's bullshit. 138 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,948 Maybe it is, but I can't betray my family. 139 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:06,908 I'm sorry. 140 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:09,231 You'll have to take someone else to the 21 Pilots concert 141 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:10,411 at the Honda Center. 142 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:12,734 [STAMMERS] Let me just say this. 143 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,166 I can't believe that a woman who was brave enough 144 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,409 to travel halfway around the world to pursue her dreams 145 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,629 would allow anyone to dictate who she can be with. 146 00:06:21,005 --> 00:06:22,005 [EXHALES SHARPLY] 147 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,845 [VIDEO GAME CHATTER] 148 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:32,225 So, Devi, what a pretty name. 149 00:06:32,683 --> 00:06:34,803 You know, the woman who threads my eyebrows is Indian. 150 00:06:35,269 --> 00:06:36,145 Do you know her? 151 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,939 I don't know. What's her name? 152 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:41,317 I'm not sure. I want to say... 153 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:42,901 Pragupshmala? 154 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:45,613 Hey. Sorry I'm late. 155 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:47,407 Paxton! 156 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:51,994 Oh, my goodness. All of that swimming has given you some muscles. 157 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:55,206 If your prom date cancels on you, you know where to find me. 158 00:06:55,289 --> 00:06:56,916 [WHISPERS] At the nearest wine bar. 159 00:06:56,999 --> 00:06:59,252 [CHUCKLES] Thanks. I'm not too worried though. 160 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:01,055 I've been going to prom since seventh grade. 161 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,214 [SOFTLY] Hmm, bet you could pick me up and throw me. 162 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:04,897 Mom, get out! We need to do our project. 163 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,641 So... should we start brainstorming some ideas? 164 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:15,768 Mm, yeah. I got a really good idea. 165 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:18,855 What if there's an app that turns your phone into a gun? 166 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:22,650 Then you can kill the Nazis with your gun. Bam. War is over. 167 00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,570 So, like, how would your app turn your phone into a gun? 168 00:07:26,028 --> 00:07:28,865 Same way Transformers work. You just push a button, and it does it. 169 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:31,701 - Okay. Good idea, Trent. - Thank you. 170 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,495 Since we are brainstorming, I actually have some ideas, too. 171 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,179 Awesome. Let's see what you got, Lil' D. 172 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:40,376 McENROE: Holy shit! Did Paxton H-Y just give her a nickname? 173 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:41,544 You don't do that 174 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,797 unless you plan on referring to that person a ton in the future. 175 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:49,051 Speaking of D's, did you see Zoe's Insta? 176 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:51,637 She posted a Boomerang of her doing jumping jacks. 177 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:52,847 - Shut up. - Whoa. 178 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,891 Whoa. 179 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,017 Dude, let me see. 180 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:57,727 Wow. 181 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,271 TRENT: That bouncing's mad hypnotic, yo. 182 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,649 We're redoing my acrylic gels. 183 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:07,820 I prefer a round square, and maybe a tasteful ombre in neutral pinks. 184 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,071 Fab, what would you like? 185 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,155 Um... 186 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:12,283 Clear nail polish, please. 187 00:08:12,366 --> 00:08:14,118 Oh, come on. Try some fun nail art. 188 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:17,497 I saw a girl who had ice-cream cones with sassy faces. 189 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,541 Uh, all right. Can I get little computers? 190 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:22,126 No. That's ugly. 191 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:26,047 [SIGHS] Try something girly, like a flower or a cute bird. 192 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,173 What's your favorite bird? 193 00:08:27,256 --> 00:08:28,256 Um... 194 00:08:29,258 --> 00:08:30,843 I guess a chicken? 195 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:32,344 [WOMAN SIGHS] 196 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:36,349 Okay. So how's that group project coming? 197 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,558 It's fine. 198 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,394 Eleanor and I got stuck with this annoying kid, Ben, 199 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,772 and this other girl, Eve. 200 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,023 Uh-oh. 201 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,025 Sounds like someone has a crush. 202 00:08:46,108 --> 00:08:47,818 What? No, I don't have a crush. 203 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:52,532 McENROE: As a scientist, Fabiola was used to a clear-cut, data-driven life. 204 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:56,202 ROBOT: Hello, Fabiola. 205 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:58,371 And hello to you, Gears Brosnan. 206 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:04,001 Which is why she was struggling with these new complicated emotions. 207 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:07,619 Oh, yeah? I mean, any time I liked a boy in high school, 208 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,923 I always called him annoying. 209 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:10,967 Ew. 210 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,170 I don't have a crush on Ben. 211 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,595 He gets out of gym, because he has a personal trainer. 212 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,474 Okay. Then which of the boys in your class do you like? 213 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:19,558 [SCOFFS] No one. 214 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:25,147 I guess I technically have a boyfriend named Alex Gomez. 215 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:27,942 What? Oh, my God, Fab! 216 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,902 - [CHUCKLES] - I'm so happy. 217 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:31,706 I've been dying for you to have a boyfriend. 218 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,906 Boyfriends are what high school is all about. 219 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,909 Wait. He is human, right? He's not a robot? 220 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:38,828 [WHISPERS] He's human. 221 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:41,580 [WHISPERS] Yes. 222 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:43,456 [SIGHS] 223 00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:47,920 What would you like to watch, Devi? 224 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:51,716 I found a Bollywood movie about a princess who falls for a lowly street sweeper. 225 00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,050 It's only seven hours long. 226 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:55,177 No, man. We're watching Riverdale. 227 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,056 Buckle up for some steamy teen romance. 228 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:01,933 [SWALLOWS] 229 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:04,145 These are high schoolers? 230 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:07,773 And their parents are okay with them taking showers together in their homes? 231 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:11,027 Yeah, Kamala. Welcome to American teen soaps. 232 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,362 The actors are also older than Mom. 233 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:18,117 Can I ask you a question? 234 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,200 Hmm. 235 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:21,871 What does it mean if a guy is suddenly really nice to you? 236 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:25,333 Like, he chooses you for a group project, and he gives you a nickname. 237 00:10:25,666 --> 00:10:27,668 Sure the nickname is weirdly masculine, 238 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,379 but does it mean he wants to be your boyfriend? 239 00:10:31,088 --> 00:10:34,342 [EXHALES] Why are you asking me? I don't know anything about boyfriends. 240 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,218 Did someone say that I know about boyfriends? 241 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,220 I don't know who else to ask. 242 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,556 Mom married Dad. She never dated anyone. 243 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,474 Nor will I. 244 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,517 My first boyfriend will be my husband, 245 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,019 so I'm the wrong person to ask. 246 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:46,312 - [EATS POPCORN] - Fine. 247 00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,314 Sorry I brought it up. 248 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:49,982 I'm gonna get a drink. 249 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,196 KAMALA: Wait. Is this also a murder mystery? 250 00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,781 What is this show? 251 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:00,825 DEVI: Oh, my God! 252 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,539 Scram! Get out of my dad's garden, you lousy coyote. 253 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,792 [WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS] 254 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,754 McENROE: Devi didn't consider herself a particularly spiritual person, 255 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:15,841 but she couldn't deny that there was something spooky going on here. 256 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,261 She felt as if she'd met this coyote before, 257 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,138 as if they understood each other. 258 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:28,813 And then suddenly, she knew exactly who this coyote was. 259 00:11:28,896 --> 00:11:29,896 Dad? 260 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:36,612 After the supernatural occurrence in her backyard, 261 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,323 Devi decided to search for answers on the internet. 262 00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,533 PAXTON: Whoa. 263 00:11:40,616 --> 00:11:41,617 It looks so good. 264 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,537 You killed it. Like, it looks professional. 265 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:46,247 Thanks, Big P. 266 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:47,664 What? 267 00:11:48,290 --> 00:11:50,209 'Cause earlier you called me Lil' D? 268 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,753 Oh, I did? Weird. 269 00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:56,632 So... I just wrote out the mission statement and pitch 270 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,468 explaining to shareholders how Bunkr will link Londoners 271 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,054 with available bomb shelters during the blitzkrieg. 272 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,890 Trent, did you do the logo? 273 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:05,975 Yeah. 274 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,559 Whoop-pa! 275 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,562 - The B stands for Bunkr. - Nice. 276 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,147 Totally. 277 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,898 I'm just concerned it's a little simple. 278 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,943 Maybe we could add a person hiding inside the B. 279 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,487 Nah. That sounds busy. I like mine. 280 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,823 It was really cool of you to do so much of the work. 281 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,986 And for what it's worth, I did come up with a slogan. 282 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,033 That's great. 283 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,036 That's like ten percent of our grade. What is it? 284 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,455 All right. Check me out. 285 00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,249 "Bunkr. Just open up the app by clicking on the icon. 286 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:33,335 Put in your address, and you'll find a bunker in your neighborhood... 287 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:34,712 if one is available. 288 00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:36,254 Bunkr." 289 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,549 [LAUGHS] Yo, that slogan sucks. 290 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,010 Slogans are supposed to be short and sexy. 291 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,470 Like, "Live más." 292 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,846 Shut up, dude. It's good. 293 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,009 It's good if you wanna repeat the class a third time. 294 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,505 Just let Devi write it. She's the smart one in the group. 295 00:12:48,559 --> 00:12:50,311 No. It was good, Paxton, 296 00:12:50,394 --> 00:12:52,855 but maybe I'll just take a quick pass over your guys' section. 297 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,538 Make sure everything flows well together. 298 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,901 Yeah, whatever. Just as long as we're done. 299 00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:59,528 Yo, you still game for the kickback this weekend? 300 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,905 Oh, hell yeah. I'm there. 301 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,032 It's gonna be sick. My parents are out of town. 302 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,875 My cousin will take me to BevMo to get booze. 303 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,368 You're having a no-parents party? 304 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:07,953 Uh... 305 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,517 I don't know if I'd call it that, but yeah, it's gonna be fire. 306 00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,059 Basically, everyone I know is invited. 307 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:13,375 Which reminds me-- 308 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:14,710 To keg, or not to keg? 309 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,086 TRENT: That is the question. 310 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:17,546 McENROE: Devi thought to herself: 311 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,465 if everyone Trent knew was invited, 312 00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:22,843 and Trent, technically, knew her, then wasn't she invited? 313 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,847 This kickback was the perfect chance to show Paxton that she could be cool 314 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,599 and get sex back on the agenda. 315 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,393 Jewber's a good idea. You guys are crazy. 316 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,556 A ride-sharing app to help the Jews escape the Nazis? 317 00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:34,602 [CHUCKLES] It's brilliant. 318 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,856 No, it's not. 319 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,943 It's an app that tells a stranger the exact location of a Jewish person 320 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,569 and sends a car to round them up. 321 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:43,781 Whatever. It's a good idea from the smartest person in the room, 322 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:46,242 and you're all hating on it 'cause you are anti-Semitic. 323 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,118 I actually am Jewish. 324 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,202 Oh. 325 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,996 You're fine, but you guys suck. 326 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,499 You're totally useless without your Commander in Dork. 327 00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,502 Devi is no dork. She's a trailblazing Indian diva 328 00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,504 that marches to the beat of her own drummer. 329 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,799 [CHUCKLES] Last Halloween, she did a couple's costume with a librarian. 330 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,843 That is pretty classic dork behavior. 331 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:07,930 Oh, yeah? Would a dork be sleeping with Paxton Hall-Yoshida from school? 332 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,181 Uh-huh. Yeah, right. 333 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,099 It's true. 334 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:13,477 Devi V and Paxton H-Y are plundering each other's bods on the reg. 335 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,562 Sure. Whatever. 336 00:14:14,645 --> 00:14:17,648 Look, I'm gonna go do the project on my own, like I wanted to before. 337 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,493 You guys will just have to like what I make. 338 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,193 [PHONE CHIMES] 339 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:23,904 Oliver's here. 340 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,532 We're going to sit in his hot tub and sing at each other. 341 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,615 Bye, queens. 342 00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:30,786 I should get going, too. 343 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:33,873 Oh, I like your nails. Those chickens are cute. 344 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,124 Thanks. 345 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,501 Uh, before you go, I wanted to ask. 346 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:41,088 A couple of my friends and I are going to a fundraiser 347 00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:43,340 for a queer youth center this weekend. 348 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,135 It should be cool, if you're interested. 349 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:48,916 Why would you invite me to that? 350 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,557 Because I thought you might be into it. 351 00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,851 Why didn't you invite Eleanor and Ben? 352 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,770 I don't know. They were sort of... a lot. 353 00:14:56,854 --> 00:14:59,815 - And I thought maybe-- - I think you have the wrong idea about me. 354 00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:08,532 So I'm going to my first party. 355 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:10,492 Well, that should be fun. 356 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,286 Which brings me to my question. 357 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,247 Do you mind going to the store and buying me a thong? 358 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,666 - What? - My mom won't buy them for me. 359 00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:20,002 Just like a simple red lace thong 360 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,504 with a rhinestone phrase on the front that says "do me." 361 00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:26,008 I will not be buying you a tacky-ass thong. 362 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,844 Fine. I'll just cut the cheeks out of my normal underwear. Whatever. 363 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,513 What matters is, is that life is good now, 364 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,975 and I can basically forget about all that bad stuff that happened before. 365 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,977 Well, forgetting is not the goal. 366 00:15:37,394 --> 00:15:39,897 We're trying to process all that's happened to you, 367 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,690 especially losing your father. 368 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,776 I am processing. 369 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,153 In fact, I talked to my dad the other night. 370 00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:49,698 Okay. You used the grief journal. 371 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,659 No. He came to me as a coyote. 372 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:54,453 Excuse me? 373 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:57,081 Are you gonna be weird about this? 374 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,044 Because if you are, I'm not gonna talk about it. 375 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,044 You know, this is a safe space. Go ahead. 376 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,795 Okay. Well... 377 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,423 the other night, there was a coyote in my backyard, 378 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:07,967 and it was legit my dad. 379 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,343 He was in my dad's garden, 380 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:10,844 picked up my dad's tennis ball, 381 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:12,930 plus, his eyes... 382 00:16:14,264 --> 00:16:15,432 It was just him! 383 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:19,478 That is a beautiful thing. 384 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:20,604 DR. RYAN: Hmm? 385 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,106 And going forward, 386 00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,818 you might see your dad as a butterfly, 387 00:16:25,901 --> 00:16:28,362 or a bird, or a gentle breeze, or-- 388 00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:29,446 No. Dr. Ryan, 389 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,783 I didn't see him metaphorically with my heart or some shit. 390 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:35,995 My eyes saw my father's soul in the body of a coyote. 391 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:39,288 Okay. 392 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,292 Well, if you see that coyote again, 393 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,169 I want you to talk to him. 394 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,839 Tell him what you're feeling, hmm? 395 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,174 - I will. - Good girl. 396 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,386 So... if you're not gonna buy me a thong, 397 00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,949 do you have any alcohol in here that I could take to the party? 398 00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,305 Out. 399 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,312 Hey, Mom. Sorry to interrupt, 400 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,441 but I actually have a chore of my own that I have to do. 401 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,359 We didn't finish our project, 402 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,611 so now I have to go back to Trent's house. 403 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,030 I'm super bummed. 404 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,573 This project is not yet done? 405 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,825 Have you partnered with stupid people? 406 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:15,743 Mom, I told you. 407 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,986 The guidance counselor says that parents aren't allowed 408 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,121 to use the S-word anymore. 409 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:21,290 This is why the American school system is failing, 410 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:23,375 because everybody is treated like they're special 411 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,836 when most of them should just drop out and learn a trade. 412 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,380 Maybe if America had more air traffic controllers, 413 00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:29,798 we wouldn't be in debt to China. 414 00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:32,843 Is your rant over, or can I go to Trent's? 415 00:17:32,926 --> 00:17:35,763 Yeah, it's fine. Take him a box of See's Candies. 416 00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,930 Not the clusters. 417 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,183 Those are for my work associates. 418 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:41,060 No one in America does that, Mom. 419 00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,812 Again, that is why China is beating us. 420 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,356 No child of mine shall go to someone's house in the evening 421 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,901 without taking a delicious box of confections for the parents. 422 00:17:56,825 --> 00:18:00,079 [CHATTER OVER TV] 423 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,331 Wait. Are you watching Riverdale? 424 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:05,250 Yes. I had to start from the beginning to understand their journeys. 425 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,837 What's so interesting about this show is everyone has different backgrounds, 426 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,255 - but they're all hot. - Cool. 427 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,132 Well, I'm gonna go study at a friend's house. 428 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:13,936 That's why I borrowed your thigh-high boots. 429 00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,552 I don't understand the correlation. 430 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,970 - Why would you-- - [DOOR SLAMS] 431 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,141 [OVER TV] ...I am glad that you're safe, 432 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,976 and as much as I like Jughead, 433 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,940 I am so glad that you are done with that family. 434 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,564 Done? I love Jughead. 435 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,693 He's as much as my family as you are. 436 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,278 More so right now. 437 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,447 You are not going anywhere, young lady. 438 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,051 BETTY: I'm going to look for Jughead. 439 00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,952 Do not push me tonight, Mom, 440 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,956 because I will push back. 441 00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:45,581 KAMALA: Oh, Betty. 442 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,252 How brave you are to stand up to your parents. 443 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,509 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 444 00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,180 Oh, hey. What are you doing here? 445 00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,432 Did you forget your calculator or something? 446 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:05,144 Whoa! Devi, you came. 447 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:07,187 And you brought California Brittle. 448 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,231 This slaps. Come in. 449 00:19:11,525 --> 00:19:12,985 - Do you want a drink? - Oh, yeah. 450 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,445 Beer me. Love that bread soda. 451 00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,072 Do people call it that? 452 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:18,573 Yeah, I think they do. 453 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,367 Are you not having one? 454 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,829 No. I don't drink during swim season. You gotta keep the body right, you know? 455 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,038 Yeah, totally. 456 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,082 If I had your body, I'd treat it right too. 457 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,212 I'm so sorry. That was such a weird thing to say. 458 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,421 It's all right. You're a weird girl. 459 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,504 McENROE: Hey, I don't know what any of this means. 460 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,426 That was like an insult, but ended with some flirty touching? 461 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:40,345 In my day, if you liked someone, you pointed to them in the stands, 462 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:41,709 and they threw their bra at you. 463 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,599 This? I don't know what this is. 464 00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:44,682 Yo, yo, yo. 465 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,060 Phil took some shrooms. He's having a bad trip. 466 00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,228 You wanna go mess with him? 467 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,230 Hell yeah. Does your mom have any old dolls? 468 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:52,149 - He'll shit himself. - Oh, yeah. 469 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:53,524 PAXTON: Phil! 470 00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,911 Hey. I think we go to the same eye doctor. 471 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,287 Next to Chipotle? 472 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,917 'Sup, people? Who wants some 'za? 473 00:20:11,793 --> 00:20:13,670 I wish he brought tacos. 474 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:17,216 [SCOFFS] 475 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,800 Can I get you a Gatorade? 476 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,720 - 'Cause you seem real thirsty. - What are you doing here? 477 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:23,923 Shouldn't you be counting your friends on two fingers? 478 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,182 [SCOFFS] You're one to talk. 479 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,476 How are you even here? These people don't like you. 480 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519 Yeah, they do. Hey, what's up, Trent? 481 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,189 Whatever. 482 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,691 Shira plays field hockey with Zoe, so she invited us. 483 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,236 - And there it is. - Yeah. Who are you here with? 484 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,030 I've basically been talking to Paxton all night. 485 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573 So I guess I'd say him. 486 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,492 Oh, yeah? That Paxton? 487 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,953 Oh, my God, Paxton, stop it. 488 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:47,916 You're gonna, like, make me spill my vodka cran. 489 00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:51,833 Wow, Paxton and Zoe. It's a pretty hot couple, huh? 490 00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,217 [SCOFFS] She's only hot from the boobs down... 491 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:55,836 and the chin up. 492 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,714 But her neck is kinda busted. 493 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,841 McENROE: What made Devi most sad 494 00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,844 wasn't seeing Paxton all over the hottest girl in her grade. 495 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,390 It was that she let herself believe she actually had a shot with him. 496 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,684 - [COUGHS] - Whoa, maybe you should slow down. 497 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,102 Maybe you should shut up. 498 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,436 Well... 499 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:17,317 McENROE: Drunk and rude, 500 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,154 Devi was indulging in what I would call self-destructive behavior. 501 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,740 Holy shit! There's a coyote on the lawn. 502 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,659 [WESTERN MUSIC PLAYING] 503 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:27,159 [SIGHS] 504 00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:28,954 Whoa. What are you doing? 505 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,456 Don't worry. He won't hurt me. 506 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,083 GIRL: Devi, be careful. 507 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:37,963 Dad? 508 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,424 I knew it was you. 509 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:42,634 I miss you so much. 510 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,262 You're here to cheer me up, right? 511 00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:47,514 - [DEVI YELLS] - [CROWD GASPS] 512 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,183 DEVI: Ah! No! 513 00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,352 Yo, a coyote just ate one of the UN! 514 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:54,855 That was like a straight-up Red Riding Hood, man. 515 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,106 Are you dead? 516 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:57,399 [GRUNTS] 517 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:02,070 Come on. Just hold on to me. I got you. 518 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,949 [ENGINE STARTS] 519 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,122 Oh, my God, you guys. I should have never gone to the kickback without you. 520 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:13,457 I legit got mauled. 521 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,043 Who cares? You're with Paxton, right? 522 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:19,421 You're gonna have hospital sex like on Grey's Anatomy. 523 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:22,591 Oh! Try to do it upright in the supply closet. 524 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,635 I don't think I have access to the supply closet. 525 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,763 Fine. Then just do it in the morgue. 526 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:29,206 I'm not gonna do it in the morgue. 527 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,682 Do what in the morgue? 528 00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:32,684 - [ENDS CALL] - Uh... steal bones. 529 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,479 Yeah, good call. You could, like, go to jail for that. 530 00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,689 Thanks. 531 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:40,603 - Hey, you're all over Instagram right now. - What do you mean? 532 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,027 Yeah, everyone thinks you died. 533 00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,529 Let's take a pic. Let them know you're good. 534 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,872 Wait. You're posting that to your grid? 535 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:56,083 Not just a temporary story? 536 00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,376 Yeah. Tag yourself in it. 537 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,380 Can I ask you? 538 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,082 What were you thinking getting so close to that coyote? 539 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,846 This is gonna sound insane, but I thought it was my dead dad. 540 00:23:11,264 --> 00:23:15,310 Obviously it wasn't, because, you know, it bit me. 541 00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:17,187 I feel you. 542 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,065 Wait. So you don't think I'm crazy? 543 00:23:20,315 --> 00:23:21,942 No, I think you're crazy, 544 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,236 but in a good way. 545 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:26,613 McENROE: Wait. Was this it? 546 00:23:26,696 --> 00:23:28,990 Was this the moment Devi had been waiting for? 547 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,659 That's why it's cool we're friends. 548 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:31,868 Friends? 549 00:23:32,285 --> 00:23:35,664 Ouch! I bet that hurts worse than that coyote bite. 550 00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,374 Goddamn it, Devi! 551 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:38,834 Who are you? What are you doing? 552 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:40,252 Hi, Dr. Vishwakumar. 553 00:23:40,710 --> 00:23:44,339 Devi got bit by a coyote, but she's in stable condition now. 554 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,550 Oh, is she? Is she in stable condition? 555 00:23:46,633 --> 00:23:47,633 How are her vitals? 556 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,928 Tell me more, Dr. Walking HPV Infection. 557 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,888 - Get the hell out of here. - Mom! 558 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,306 Get out. 559 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:56,810 Oh, my God, kanna. Do you know how worried I was 560 00:23:56,893 --> 00:23:59,396 when I got a call you'd been eaten by a wild animal? 561 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,983 Then I got here and the nurse told me all this happened 562 00:24:03,066 --> 00:24:03,984 because you were drunk! 563 00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:05,652 Ow, my shoulder! 564 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,864 What on Earth possessed you to misbehave this way, huh? 565 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,740 I know. I know I messed up. 566 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:12,659 I was just trying to be a normal teenager. 567 00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:14,911 Normal teenagers end up in prison. 568 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:16,663 Or worse, working in Jersey Mike's. 569 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:17,747 I hope you had fun, 570 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:20,417 because you are grounded until the day you graduate. 571 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,211 No, no. I'm sorry. Until the day your kids graduate. 572 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:25,172 I'll go find your doctor now. 573 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:27,966 [PHONE CHIMES] 574 00:24:28,508 --> 00:24:30,510 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 575 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:44,107 Kamala? What are you doing here? 576 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,991 I thought you might like some loaded baked potato tots, hold the bacon. 577 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:50,864 Look, this is really nice, but... 578 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,536 I think it's too hard for us to be just friends. 579 00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:59,247 I'm not here to be friends. I want to be with you... 580 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:01,424 even if you were from the wrong side of town, 581 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,260 or your dad was in jail for embezzling money. 582 00:25:04,252 --> 00:25:05,812 I was with you up until that last part. 583 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:07,713 I'm sorry. 584 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,925 I just watched 16 hours of Riverdale. 585 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,427 Plus, some fan fiction where Jughead kisses Harry Potter. 586 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:13,970 So, wait. 587 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,263 You wanna be with me? 588 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,723 [SIGHS] Yes. 589 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,350 [LAUGHS] 590 00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,356 But what about your family? 591 00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,358 I don't care what they think. 592 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,736 But also, I'm not going to tell them about this, 593 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:32,531 and we'll still just pretend I'm getting an arranged marriage. 594 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:33,614 Is that okay? 595 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,350 I stopped listening after you said you wanted to be with me. 596 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:45,377 BEN: Our app will help keep you safe from catastrophic bomb attacks. 597 00:25:45,460 --> 00:25:47,754 Imagine you're waking up to a normal day in Hiroshima, 598 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,756 and you're wondering if it's safe to go outside. 599 00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,551 Looks like Monday and Tuesday, clear skies. 600 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:53,874 Why don't you head to the park? 601 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:55,762 But what's that coming up on Wednesday? 602 00:25:56,179 --> 00:25:58,223 Uh-oh, it's an atomic bomb... [IMITATES EXPLOSION] 603 00:25:58,306 --> 00:25:59,516 so get out of town, 604 00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,059 but don't go to Nagasaki. 605 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,897 Very inventive. Very inventive. 606 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,190 All right, next group. 607 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,150 Paxton, Trent, and Devi. 608 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:13,905 So our group made an app called Bunkr. 609 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:16,825 Imagine being in France in the middle of the blitzkeg. 610 00:26:16,908 --> 00:26:17,908 Blitzkrieg. 611 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:20,948 How do you find a safe place to hide so that you don't get exploded? 612 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,374 With Bunkr, you can locate safe spots to hide within your neighborhood, 613 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:26,501 whether from a German bomber or-- 614 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,003 Or a coyote, whoo! 615 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,504 Coyote girl! Yeah! 616 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,798 Coyote girl Whoo! 617 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,968 Coyote girl! Whoo! 618 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,136 Coyote girl! 619 00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,763 [CLASS CHEERING] 620 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:39,973 [YIPPING, WHOOPING] 621 00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:42,183 - Coyote girl! - Whoo! 622 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,521 McENROE: The coyote may not have been her dad 623 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,107 trying to communicate with her from the other side, 624 00:26:49,190 --> 00:26:51,359 but ultimately, he was a friend. 625 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,069 [WHOOPING CONTINUES] 626 00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:56,140 What do you think will happen to you on a full moon though? 627 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,700 - That's a werewolf, dude. - Oh, yeah. [CHUCKLES] 628 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:00,577 Hey, Eve. I-- 629 00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:05,206 Hey, Fab, you want to go to Yogurtland after school? 630 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,043 If we get enough samples, we can squeeze them into a big cup. 631 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:11,963 Alex, as appealing as that date sounds, 632 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,758 I think you need to find another woman to get yogurt with. 633 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:23,058 Hey, Tiffany, you wanna go to Yogurtland after school? 634 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:25,685 If we get enough samples, we can squeeze them into a big cup. 635 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,769 Mm-hmm. 636 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:27,895 Sick. 637 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,614 ["DON'T STOP DREAMING" BY CELEBRATION PLAYING] 638 00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,911 GEARS BROSNAN: Hello. How are you? 639 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,332 [TYPING] 640 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,711 I am a robot. 641 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:54,589 [PHONE CHIMES] 642 00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,049 ♪ Oh ♪ 643 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,178 ♪ Fly ♪ 644 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:04,933 ♪ Dream about ♪ 645 00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:10,146 ♪ What happens ♪ 646 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:15,652 ♪ Anyway you stack it up... ♪ 647 00:28:15,735 --> 00:28:17,153 GEARS BROSNAN: I'm gay. 648 00:28:18,113 --> 00:28:21,741 ♪ Dream about ♪ 649 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:25,912 ♪ The days to come ♪ 650 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:32,168 ♪ All is healed ♪ 651 00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:39,843 ♪ Don't stop dreaming ♪ 652 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:47,851 ♪ Don't you stop dreaming ♪ 653 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:53,231 ♪ Think of this ♪ 654 00:28:54,065 --> 00:29:00,822 ♪ And even though I've given up ♪ 655 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:05,952 ♪ I've got to give ♪ 656 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:11,750 ♪ Don't stop dreaming ♪ 54201

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