Original subtitles

Mr. Yang Jung Gook.

Please state your position regarding...

extending the subway line.

Is it necessary to extend the subway line?

No. Our neighborhood does not need...

a subway.

That's my opinion.

(Assembly Candidates Debate)

I could promise to put in a subway line...

to get a few votes and ask that you vote for me.

Sure, I could do that too.

But that's not right.

To be blunt, if we do get a subway line,

how many will ride it...

to commute to work?

How many?

No one.

Everyone has several cars. Who would take the subway?

"We can take the subway if there's traffic."

"The subway is faster."

Those are all excuses.

Let's be a little more honest here.

There's only one reason...

why we want the subway line.

Property value.

Because a subway line will raise property value.

Because I'll make money.

While I'm on the topic, let me say something else.

All of you from each district of Seowon.

When they said the subway may be built in Inso-dong,

you picketed, protested, and went to City Hall.

That's what I heard.

Have some shame.

- Hey, Yang. - You made enough money!

That's why you own an apartment,

- and drive... - Who are you?

Several cars, am I not right?

Your greed has no limits.

How dare you lecture me? You rude little...

Let's share. Let's share the wealth!

Don't just eat beef by yourself.

You little punk. Hey!

Let's share pork together. Pork is good too.

Who are you? Where did you come from?

(Episode 1)

Mr. Chairman.

You came early.

I'm meeting an important person. I can't be late.

I'm Park Sang Pil.

Finally, we meet in person.

I'm Cha Myung Soo.

I heard from Mr. Ma...

that you built a big business in Venezuela.

It's nothing that grand.

I made a little spending money.

You consider...

six million dollars spending money?

Minus 180,000 dollars for the exchange,

minus 300,000 dollars, at 5 percent for risk,

minus 10 percent for laundering black money...

and making it clean,

600,000 dollars,

for a total of 1,080,000 dollars.

Does that sound right to you?

Sure. Let's go with that.

Answer, will you?

This is a sample.

The money is in the car.

Six million dollars in 100-bolivar bills.

Mr. Ma.

Darn it.

Hey, you! Hey!

Move your truck!

Move it!

Move it right now, you jerks!

Mister! Back up!

Back up!

Darn it.

Darn it.

How could you suddenly back out like that?

Suddenly? It wasn't!

I was going 20km per hour!

Darn it.

You jerks! Just move your stupid cars!

It's correct. Six million dollars.

Move it.

Take it to the office.

- Oh my gosh. - Are you crazy?

- Yes, I'm crazy. - Darn it.

Darn it!

Are you crazy, old lady!

- Old lady? - That's right!

No one who started a business...

with my money has failed.

Good luck.

Thank you.

Same to you.

I wish you good health.

3621. A Black van.

Darn it.

Darn it!

Excuse me. Are you okay?

Are you okay?

You're bleeding.

- I'm okay. - Oh no.

- Let's go to the ER. - I'm fine.

- I'm fine. - You need a doctor.

- I'm fine. - Oh no.

You look hurt.

Sir. First...

- let's go to the ER. - I'm fine.

You need to go to the ER!

I'm in a rush!

- You need a doctor... - Let go!

- You need a doctor! - Why, you!

- Sir! - I'm losing my mind!

- Let go. - Please, I beg.

Mr. Chairman!

Mr. Chairman!

What are you doing here, Mr. Choi?

Is that blood?

No... Did you change the money?

Did you change the money to Venezuelan money?

Keep it down, idiot.

That doesn't matter.

Venezuela just changed their currency.

They launched a new currency.

They have brand new bills now!

Catch him.

Catch him right now!

Let's mix them up.

Darn it.

It's so heavy.

Did he leave?

Yes.

Yes.

1, 2, 3.

Get out.

I'll catch him. I will.

I'll do whatever it takes to catch him, sir.

Why are you giving us our cuts later?

The old man marked the bills,

so we have to wait six months.

Wait until then.

Fine, but I'll hold onto them.

I just have to keep it locked up for six months.

I know you.

You seem grossly mistaken about me.

I've changed. I quit drinking long ago.

And you quit gambling long ago.

I don't even bet on sports games.

And you know how to wait.

And I know how to be careful.

You're endlessly patient.

Every single day.

I know that's how you live.

That's why I'll hold onto it, Charles.

Call me in half a year.

What's his deal?

How does he know I've changed?

What?

Just. I was thinking.

About what?

Whether or not I can trust you.

So what did you decide?

I trust one thing about you,

but distrust two,

but I'll bet my dollar on the one I trust.

Call me.

Keep my money safe.

That was her way of saying she doesn't trust me.

No, that's not it at all.

Yes, it is. She means she trusts you,

but not me and the money.

Let's be understanding.

It went well.

So, what will you do...

with that money?

Retire.

After you retire?

- I'll get married. - With whom?

With my girlfriend.

- Me? - Probably.

Did I say I'd marry you?

That's why I plan to ask now.

I know the situation isn't great,

and the location stinks,

but please be understanding.

My girlfriend is just so awesome,

I want to claim her now...

before she changes her mind.

Let's get married, Hee Jin.

You're not conning me, are you?

I thought about it more than anyone.

This isn't a con.

It's love.

You know I love you so very much, right?

Of course, I do.

Let's live happily ever after, okay?

You can't make me suffer, okay?

Why would I make you suffer?

I'll be the one to suffer if anything.

You say the sweetest things.

Okay, let's get married.

Don't smile like that. It's gross.

You're making me uncomfortable.

Anyway, let's go home quickly.

I'll make you...

your favorite fish.

Sorry, but...

go ahead.

I need to meet someone.

Who gets a haircut this late at night?

When you do something bad,

you should cut off the dirty ends.

Or you'll have bad luck.

You'll be bald soon, then.

You'll be bald soon.

I'll leave the money here.

The old man didn't figure it out, right?

He can't do anything without help.

He can't figure anything out.

Don't you fret.

Good.

So, Jung Gook,

you need to be good to people while you can.

Oh Seung Keun was right.

If you don't realize how precious your love is,

you'll end up like that old man.

Anyway,

he'll figure it out eventually,

so stay low.

I'm out. Keep in touch.

Where are you going?

I'm going home.

You need to get rid of the dirty stains.

Wait for me. Let's hit the sauna...

and grab a drink.

I need to go. My girl's waiting.

Hey. I have a wife,

two sons, and a daughter waiting for me.

My 80-year-old mother...

is wondering when her son is coming home,

- so just one drink. - No.

I have to go.

Why is this old man here?

You stupid idiot. Darn it.

Hee Jin, I'm home.

I'm so, so, very sorry.

I wanted to come early, but traffic was insane.

Darn it.

I drank a little too much...

Are you sleeping?

You should've called.

You didn't call at all, so...

I didn't...

Hee Jin.

Hee Jin.

[Kocowa Ver] KBS2 E01 'My Fellow Citizens!' "The 60-Million-Dollar Con" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

Her luggage...

The person you have reached...

Ma'am. Did you see the woman who lives here?

- What? - Did you see this woman?

Well... I did.

You did? You did? When? When did you see her?

Well... Two days ago.

I saw her two days ago too.

Did you see her today?

No.

Cell phone. Give me your phone.

Give it to me. Now.

Hello?

Hello?

Where are you right now?

Sorry for yelling.

But Hee Jin, that's not it, right?

It's not what I think it is, right?

It is.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Hee Jin. I was wrong.

You said you loved me.

We're supposed to get married.

Sorry. I hope you meet a nice girl.

You are the nice girl. Whom would I...

Hee Jin, listen to me.

Please, listen to me.

Hang up and give it back. You're wasting my minutes.

- Get lost. Get lost. - What?

What?

I... I... I wasn't talking to you.

Don't you get lost.

Let's end it here. I'm hanging up.

Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Please don't hang up.

Please don't hang up ma'am. Don't do this.

Please have mercy.

I made your favorite fish.

You should sober up with that.

It was love for you,

but I think it was a con for me.

I'm sorry. Don't meet someone like me again.

I'll enjoy the money and live a good life.

I'm sorry, Hee Jin. Hee Jin.

Hee Jin! Yoo Hee Jin!

Yoo Hee Jin!

My phone!

Hey! You psycho! Do you know how much that costs?

You thief! Why did you throw my phone?

I'll never find a girl like Hee Jin.

It's okay. The world is filled with women.

- Is that right? - That's right!

That's right. Drink. Drink.

- This tastes good. - You shouldn't steal.

It's okay, it's okay. Drink.

You need to pay for that.

I'll just pay then!

Hey! Let go of me! I have money!

Get over here!

Get over here, you jerk!

Hey, let go.

Someone help!

You're a woman? Go cook and clean, will you?

Move your car!

Sorry, but park somewhere else.

I'm working right now.

- You're a detective? - Yes, I'm a detective.

I can't cook or clean,

so I catch organized crime thugs.

- Move your truck. - Yes, ma'am!

Hey, babe.

I'm on a stake-out.

Here?

It's a bit weird to say it out loud.

Just somewhere.

I'm working, so I'll call you later, babe.

Make sure to eat.

I love you too.

What? Am I making you cringe?

No.

You try dating. You have to do this.

Are you thinking of marrying him?

Of course, kid.

I wouldn't be dating for fun at my age.

You should do everything everyone else does...

so you don't regret it when you die.

Okay. I'll keep that in mind.

Hey.

Hey.

Is that Doo Chi?

Yes. Book Goo is with him too.

I guess they made up.

Darn it. We'll be outnumbered.

- Call for backup. - Okay,

will do.

Hey. Where are you?

Can you come here and provide backup?

I'm with Mi Young,

but Doo Chi and Book Goo showed up.

Yes.

But they have a lot of guys with them.

Can you bring Sung Jin and some others?

- Bring some firearms... - Wait here.

Where are you going?

No, no.

Come now.

You know the motel next to City Hall Station, right?

Darn it.

Boss!

Hey, hey. It's Kim Mi Young.

Kim Mi Young?

What's all that noise?

What are you doing here?

Mi Young... Hold on.

That's not it.

That is it. It is.

It's 2pm.

We've been dating for one year now.

Isn't this too early?

Who is she, sweetie?

Is she your girlfriend?

Hey, girl.

Who are you?

Are you his girlfriend?

I'm not your girl.

I can't do this. It's too scary.

You two take care of your own problems.

Call me once you break up, sweetie.

I'm so sorry.

I don't deserve to live.

I'll never do it again.

I'm so sorry.

If I... If I ever do this garbage again,

I'm a dirty dog.

I will...

I bought you that underwear.

- What? - You wore underwear...

that I bought you and came to a motel with a girl?

You said motels are dirty.

You said they're too dirty to go to. What?

Did you not want to waste money on me?

No. No, Mi Young.

You're completely mistaken.

I like motels. I love them.

But I thought you'd hate them.

Forget it.

Forget it.

What should we do now?

What do you think we should do?

I want to kill you right now.

I'm fighting the urge to beat you to death.

I'm so angry, bitter, and furious, but...

I want to cry like crazy, but I'm holding back.

So at least give me a straight answer.

We should end it now, right?

To be honest...

To be honest...

Just once...

I wish you'd forgive me just once.

Forgive you?

This scumbag has lost his mind.

Whom will you date if you break up with me?

You're a detective.

A female detective.

Most men will not go out with you.

You are a piece of trash.

Were you always like this?

You always deal with serial killers, rapists,

low-lives like that,

and don't come home most nights.

- That's enough. - You're always hurt...

I said enough!

And to be honest, who knows when you may die?

To be honest,

have you any idea how nervous I get?

If I can't reach you,

I wonder if you got hurt...

or if you got stabbed and lying dead somewhere.

It keeps me up at night.

You shouldn't have said that.

You shouldn't say that...

on a day like this...

in a situation like this.

You should've discussed our problems with me.

Not with another girl physically.

This is...

just way too pathetic.

I'm leaving.

I can't say I wish you well.

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

Mi Young!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

One more!

(My Lovely Wife)

Wait!

- Are you married? - What?

You're a dirty scumbag too!

You jerk!

- You jerk! - Hey, run.

Get back here!

Let go!

- Stop it. - Hey, you!

- Hey, you! - She's so strong.

Get over here, you jerk.

Get over here. Get over here!

Get over here!

Get over here! Get over here, you jerk!

- Hey, let go. - Get over here!

Someone help!

Why you...

Do you want to die?

I said I'll leave!

(Episode 2)

Why did you kick me out?

Why did you kick me out?

I'm paying good money to party!

Excuse me.

I think...

you left this behind.

If you're not busy,

would you like to have a drink...

with me?

Just one drink. That's all.

Do you have a girlfriend?

Sorry?

But that jerk...

was wearing underwear that I bought him.

Before he met me,

he only wore underwear that his mommy bought him.

One day,

he took off his shorts,

and he had on another pair of shorts underneath.

I asked why he was wearing two pairs of pants,

and he said they were his underwear.

My gosh. It was this big.

You could use it as a blanket.

Still,

he prepared...

memorial tables for both my mom and dad...

like they were his own parents.

Well,

sure.

Even if he's a jerk, you can't forget memorials.

That's right.

Hey.

- Let's do this. - Yes?

You complain too.

You must be bitter at that girl too.

Badmouth her with me.

We'll never see them ever again anyway.

I was happy with her.

It was just a bad breakup, that's all.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's true. I have nothing.

For real?

- Yes. - There's nothing?

That's right.

Liar.

I mean it. I do.

Hee Jin and I didn't have a single problem.

So I asked,

"What did I do wrong?"

"Please tell me."

So she goes, "I told you already. Are you deaf?"

So I asked, "What did you say?"

And she asks, "Must I tell you everything?"

What does she expect from me?

Are all girls like that?

Do they always beat around the bush...

so we can't understand?

To confuse us?

Anyway, I was happy.

It was just a bad breakup, that's all.

Excuse me.

Your hand.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hey.

Hey.

Goodness.

What do you do for a living?

- Are you awake? - What do you do...

for a living?

Me?

I'm a co...

I run a business.

A family business.

I work at a company.

I make 30,000 dollars a year.

Do I have to say how much I make too?

It's okay.

There's no need.

You can't forget that girl right now,

and I can't forget that punk either,

right?

That's the correct assessment, right?

- So? - What do you mean, "So?"

Let's date if we have nothing else to do.

Are you talking in your sleep?

Let's just go out until we forget...

our previous girlfriend boyfriend,

and if we're not a good match, we'll break up.

If we are a good match, we'll keep going out.

So, let's start without...

any obligations or love.

So our wounds can heal.

Do I need to answer right now?

Yes.

I think I'll need to think about it.

Think quickly.

Before the sun rises.

Once the sun rises, I'm gone.

Okay.

- Let's go for some soup! - Soup? Sounds good!

- Let's go. - Let's go.

- I'll pay. - No, no.

- I'll pay. - It's fine.

What's your problem?

Why did you hit me?

What's your problem?

Okay,

let's do that.

What's your name, though?

Kim Mi Young. You?

Yang Jung Gook.

- How old are you? - 32.

Me too.

We're the same age.

My birthday's early. I'm older than you.

Your birthday's early?

My grandfather's birthday was early too.

Early 1924.

My stomach hurts.

Should we get hangover soup?

Sounds good. Gukbap?

So cute.

- Eat! - Here.

1, 2...

1, 2...

Thank you.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Eat up. - I'm hungry.

Okay.

Don't do it.

Don't do it.

Don't do it.

It's snowing.

Mi Young, go to sleep.

Sleep.

He's going. Go, go.

Get past them.

Get past them.

There he goes.

There he goes. Go, go.

Go, go, go. Goal! Goal! Goal!

- Come on. - There.

- Hey, you! - Come on.

Hey, Mr. Yang!

Okay, here I go.

How did you catch that?

Awesome.

Nice catch.

That was good.

Yes. Deuce.

(Northeast Serial Murders)

This is what we have.

Please brief the team.

This murder case...

I'll tell him I'm a cop.

I will, one day.

Why do you care so much, Mom?

What if I tell him I'm a cop,

and something happens like last time?

I will tell him. I will.

Why are you nagging so much?

I will tell him.

Bye.

Hello.

What's going on?

Hey.

What is this?

A bribe.

Thank you.

Let's get married.

Please marry me.

If I lose you now, I may...

become a monk.

Do you need time to think about it?

It's 8:30 right now, so until the sun rises...

Let's do it.

- What? - Let's get married.

I'll make you happy for the rest of your life.

Thank you so much.

Me too.

I'll make you happy for the rest of your life.

I love you.

I love you too.

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congrats!

[Kocowa Ver] KBS2 E02 'My Fellow Citizens!' "A Con Artist Marries a Detective" -♥ Ruo Xi ♥-

There's something I haven't told you.

What is it?

I... I'm a cop.

A cop? My wife is a...

Are you serious?

Yes.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

In case you wouldn't like it. I'm sorry.

What... I...

You're telling me now in case I wouldn't like it?

You could've told me while we were dating...

While we were planning the wedding...

How could you tell me on the way to our honeymoon?

Then today, I married... A cop and I...

I married a cop today?

A violent crimes detective to be more specific.

Violent crimes?

Do you catch con artists, too?

No.

That falls under ICI Team.

Anyway, that's not important.

I asked for a transfer to a desk job...

so you won't worry about my safety.

So don't worry.

I'll clock in and clock out.

I won't do anything dangerous.

I'll be like anyone else working at an office.

It's just that my title is detective.

So?

Do you catch con artists or not?

Do you?

(2 Years Later)

Where did you park?

In front of 2B16.

- You parked so far. - I know, I did.

- Want a ride there? - No, it's okay.

Okay, then. Have a nice day.

You too.

Hi, Mom.

Okay, I'll be right there.

What's the problem between you two?

You couldn't live without each other.

What happened after you got married?

We weren't that obsessed.

We were like everyone else.

Then what's wrong with Jung Gook?

What's the problem?

I'm living with a cop. How is that not a problem?

My dad always said...

being a con artist is the best job...

as long as you don't get caught by a cop.

That's what I lived by.

See? I'm clean. I have no priors.

But look at me now. Look at me.

My wife is a cop. I wasn't caught by a cop,

but I'm chained to a cop!

Then just divorce her.

Why would I divorce him?

Getting divorced isn't that simple.

Then try harder, you brat.

I am trying.

I try. But it won't work.

Then just tell her that you're a con artist.

Are you insane? Have you lost your mind?

I never told you, but one time,

I was watching him sleep because he looked cute...

I'm sorry, ma'am. I'll never do it again.

He must have had a nightmare...

because he was tired and stressed from work.

Why can't you be understanding?

No!

Being understanding doesn't solve it.

Have you lived with a cop?

Are you talking from experience?

You said she doesn't go on the field anymore.

So we'll never run into her!

So it's okay!

You still didn't tell him you're back in the field?

You idiot.

- What are you thinking? - That hurts!

I can't stand sitting at a desk all day long.

Married life stinks, and work is boring.

Should I give up on life at age 35?

Why do you keep taking his side?

Is it because you're not my birth mom?

You had training overseas and missed my wedding.

You hardly saw him. Why are you acting like...

Why are you bringing that up?

I'm saying that because you keep taking her side.

You should take my side. Are you her friend?

You're closer to me!

Then just get a divorce!

I said I can't divorce him!

Stop saying strange things!

Then what?

What do you want me to say?

- Just... - Listen!

I'm not asking you for a solution.

Just play along and patronize me.

Is that so hard? Is it?

That punk.

Attention! Salute!

Ten-hut!

- Hello. - Congratulations.

- Congratulations. - Congratulations.

- Welcome to your post. - Chief.

Thank you. I look forward to working with you.

- Same here. Please go in. - Okay.

Lieutenant Kim Mi Young.

Let me know if you ever need anything.

Yes, ma'am. Thank you, Chief.

Give me your key.

Thanks.

Lieutenant. The new chief looks nice.

She must have been very pretty when she was young.

- She wasn't pretty. - What?

She wasn't pretty at all.

She got prettier as she got older.

She got facelifts...

and a lot of facials and stuff.

How did that case go? Did you make progress?

We heard they're making a move today,

so everyone is waiting for you.

They are? Why did they come in so early?

- Let's go. - Okay.

Okay, let's get to work!

(Intellectual Crime Investigation Team 3)

This is their general scheme.

They get intel from civil servants...

who work at a local city hall.

You know the greenbelt is being retracted soon,

so they gather the landowners,

find some idiot,

buy the land for a cheap price,

and sit on the land and make a profit.

The seller doesn't know the greenbelt...

- is being retracted. - Hot!

- That's hot! - Oh no!

- Oh no. - That's so hot.

Would they actually sell?

They'd make money just by sitting on it.

It's not like they need the cash.

That's why they're con artists.

Our lieutenant is so clueless.

Seriously.

Look, Detective Lee.

I've been here a month now.

That's why I'm asking respectfully...

since I do not know.

So, when con artists...

start a con, they usually make their victims...

lose all they have in their pockets.

Please open your cards.

- There. Not bad. - Oh my gosh.

Darn it!

Mr. Kim!

Thank you.

Sometimes, they have a card sharp...

- entrap the idiot. - Oh no.

Sometimes, they use...

a gigolo or seductress to get them.

If they empty the idiot's pockets,

that's step one.

Sweetie.

Hang in there.

That's how gambling is.

If you lose today, you win tomorrow.

If you lose tomorrow, you win the day after.

That's how it works.

- Ha Na. - Yes?

By any chance...

do you know a way to liquidate assets?

I need cash...

to win back my money tomorrow.

Then they start step two...

by using one of their own.

I sold five lots in Hongseong...

since they didn't have any prospects.

What?

The greenbelt will never be retracted there,

so I heard it's impossible to sell.

How did you sell them?

I met a really good broker who sold it for me.

I didn't take a loss at all.

They're good. They were able to get me...

what I put into it. Haesung Real Estate.

They must be really good.

How did they sell land that's as good as dead?

I'm impressed.

The price that man quoted...

totally had merit.

How much...

Hello.

I didn't mean to eavesdrop,

but did you sell a greenbelt land?

You must need their business card.

- Yes. - So, they got...

through steps 1 and 2 already,

is that right?

They're entering step three today, right?

When they put the seal on the contract.

Yes, that's right.

What are we waiting for? Let's arrest them.

Let's go.

Let's move quickly.

That real estate broker is in on it, right?

(Haesung Real Estate CEO Park Soo Il)

I can step out for 30 minutes, right?

Where are you going?

You need to sign the papers.

It's my barber's 70th birthday party.

I can't stay with him, but I should drop off a gift.

Don't be late.

And don't forget your seal.

The seal.

Here it is.

Don't be late! I mean it!

- Ha Na! - Hi.

Did you leave yet?

Yes. We're about to.

Seung Yi.

This is worth four million dollars.

Don't make any mistakes.

You understand, right?

Okay.

Let's not make any mistakes.

You understand, right?

So don't sell it too hard.

Just make the delivery and leave.

I'll take care of the rest.

We'll take the four million...

Let's catch these jerks...

And retire.

And have dinner together.

- Yes, ma'am. - Let's go.

Smile a little when you work.

You're so stiff.

What's wrong with you?

You'll scare away the customers.

My gosh. Long time no see.

How have you been?

Darn it.

Get up.

Okay.

Long time no see, Mister.

I have a question for you.

The jerk...

who conned my dad with you three years ago...

Yang Jung Gook.

Where is he?

(My Fellow Citizens!)

Kill him for good.

Don't make any mistakes.

Where is that journalist from?

Excuse me.

Did you come to the real estate agency?

Stop right there!

Chairman Park's daughter? I should scream.

I should chop off your tongue first.