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(cheerful music)
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(laughing)
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- Oh, I tell you Tim everybody
should have an electric bed.
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Why, it's positively
unbelievable.
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You just push a button,
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and your head goes up,
and your feet go up.
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- And your electric
bill goes up.
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(audience laughing)
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- Do you think I
was silly to buy it?
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- No, no, I was just
kidding, Mrs. Brown.
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As a matter of fact,
I've always said
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anyone who has an electric
bed more power to them.
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(audience laughing)
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Good night, Mrs. Brown.
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- Good night.
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(cheerful music)
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Hi, Uncle--
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Hey. Hey, that's wild.
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But will it sell?
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(audience laughing)
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I mean, don't you think
fathers have enough trouble
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climbing up on the tops
of buildings trying
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to rescue their
children's kites?
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(audience laughing)
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- Tim, you know very
well these are not toys.
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- Say Uncle Martin, I know
you wanna get back to Mars,
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but don't you think this idea
is just a little far out?
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I mean, there must
be an easier way
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than hitching your
spaceship to the back
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of one of our rockets.
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(door closes)
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(walking footsteps)
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- [Man] We found
the short, colonel.
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It was in the
second stage input.
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- [Colonel] Very good, captain.
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That puts the launch
time back on schedule.
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- [Captain] Check, sir.
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Blast off 2200 hours Tuesday.
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- Turn it off, Tim.
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- Uncle Martin, did I hear
what I think I just heard?
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- Vandenburg Air Force Base.
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- You mean you rigged my hi-fi
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so that it would tune them in?
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- Well, now how
do you think I got
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the specifications
to build this model?
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You know I must calculate
he exact point of contact
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so as not to jar their
rocket off course.
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But don't worry, it'll
still pick up ball games.
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- Forget the ball games,
we'll be picked up.
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Look, you just can't tune in
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on top secret
meetings like that.
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You're gonna know
more about our rockets
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than the Air Force does.
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- Tim, for centuries
we've been using
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these in our amusement parks.
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- Oh. Thanks a lot.
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I'm gonna go to bed.
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You see, what I can't hear
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they can't shoot me for.
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(audience laughing)
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- Well, now you
needn't worry, Tim.
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No one can possibly find
out what's going on here.
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Let's see, go to
UCLA library tomorrow
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and pick up additional research.
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That's what I'll do.
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- Go to UCLA library tomorrow
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to pick up additional research.
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Oh yes, they say that's a
wonderful library, Martin.
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(audience laughing)
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(beeping)
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(beeping)
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("My Favorite Martian Theme")
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(cheerful music)
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Oh Martin!
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- Oh, Mrs. Brown.
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- Oh Martin, I just
had to catch you.
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I had the most interesting
dream last night.
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It was about guess who?
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- Well, that does narrow
it down considerably.
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Me?
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- You guessed it.
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Oh, I can remember
it all so plainly.
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You were going to school.
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No, no, he wasn't
going to school.
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He was going to the
library for some books.
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Yes, yes.
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He wanted to find out
something about spaces,
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or was it space?
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Well, anyway isn't that silly?
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(audience laughing)
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Oh my goodness, I was right!
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Well, I must be psycho.
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(audience laughing)
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- That's psychic,
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but don't you worry Mrs. Brown.
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- Yes, she has no
reason to worry.
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(audience laughing)
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- I assure you it
was a common illusion
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known as deja vu.
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Without realizing it,
you saw the UCLA imprint,
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and read the titles
on these books,
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and then you imagined they were
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a part of your dream last night
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(laughs)
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about me.
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- Oh, well thank goodness.
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It certainly would
be scary going around
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thinking you're thinking
somebody else's thinking.
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(audience laughing)
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Well, excuse me I have
to put away my groceries.
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- Rendezvous.
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- They don't seem to be
in love with each other.
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- It's the magnetic
polarization.
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It's reversed itself.
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- Uncle Martin, the lamp.
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(metal clunking)
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(screams)
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- Good gracious.
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- You know, one more
second Mrs. Brown
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would've lost her favorite lamp.
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- And it would've been the
end of my favorite finger.
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- Yeah.
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- I think I strained it.
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Well, thank goodness
I'm ambidextrous.
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You know, somehow my
positive turned negative.
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- Oh listen, don't feel bad
about that Uncle Martin.
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Many times I've been positive,
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and received a negative answer.
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(audience laughing)
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- Tim, I assure you that this
is much more serious than
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Oh.
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- Oh?
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(knocking)
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- [Mrs. Brown] Martin!
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Tim!
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- You didn't mean, oh.
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You meant, uh-oh.
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(knocking)
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- [Mrs. Brown] Martin!
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Tim!
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- Come in!
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- Where's Martin?
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(audience laughing)
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Oh, thank heavens
you're all right.
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Oh I feel so foolish.
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Why, I guess it was just
another silly dream.
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Suddenly, I got the
feeling that you
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were involved in
some kind of a crash.
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- Crash?
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- What else did you
dream, Mrs. Brown?
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- Well, first that
you were having
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some kind of a rendezvous.
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I believe it was on a ship.
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- A ship?
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(laughs)
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Why Mrs. Brown Uncle
Martin he gets seasick
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just having a chair
with one leg uneven.
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- Yes, Mrs. Brown you have
a very vivid imagination.
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- Yes, I don't know what's
the matter with me these days.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I even had the idea
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that Martin injured his finger.
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(audience laughing)
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Oh my goodness!
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Well, I really am psycho!
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(audience laughing)
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- Mrs. Brown,
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it's psychic.
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- No Tim it's coincidence.
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- Well, you didn't have
to keep it from me.
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I mean, I don't
feel badly about it.
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In fact if it's true,
it might even be fun.
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- Mrs. Brown--
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- Now, I've taken up
enough of your time.
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Now, you just go back to
whatever you were doing,
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and don't you worry about me.
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- Oh, don't worry she says.
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- You know Tim,
somehow my thoughts
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are being broadcast to her.
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This is a serious problem.
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But the situation
could be worse.
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- Oh sure, yes maybe a few
more people could tune you in,
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then you'd have your
own network show.
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I can just see it.
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This is the top secret
hour brought to you
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by Leavenworth penitentiary.
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(audience laughing)
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- I'm going to have
to work fast, Tim.
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But if I can hook up a
special feedback condenser,
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I think I can find out the
cause of all this trouble.
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You see somehow Mrs.
Brown is picking up
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the electrical impulses
from my brainwaves.
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And the only way I can stop it
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is to get a picture
of what's serving
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as a transmitting unit.
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- And all we have to hope
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is that this is the
one time a woman
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can keep her
thoughts to herself.
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(audience laughing)
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(doorbell buzzing)
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- [Mrs. Brown] It's
open Bill, come on in!
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- Lorelei!
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- [Mrs. Brown] Oh
Bill, the most exciting
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thing happened today.
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I can't wait to
tell you about it.
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- What's that?
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- [Mrs. Brown] Well,
you'll just have to wait.
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You're so punctual,
you don't even give
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a girl a chance to
get finished dressing.
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- Well, Lorelei punctuality is
a necessity with a policeman.
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There wouldn't be
much point in arriving
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at a robbery a half hour late.
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- [Mrs. Brown] Well,
I guess that's true,
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but I don't got
to many robberies.
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(audience laughing)
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- I didn't know you were
interested in mentalism.
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You know, I took a
post-graduate course
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in psychic phenomena at Duke.
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- That's what I wanted
to talk to you about.
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I'm psycho.
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- Do you mean psychic?
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- Maybe I do.
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That's what Martin calls it.
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- O'Hara.
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What is that intellectual
know-nothing to do with this?
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- Well, he's the one
I'm psycho about.
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I read his mind.
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- That must be a
sickening experience.
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(audience laughing)
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- But I'm not joking.
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I've really been doing it.
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- If it's true...
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In our experiments at Duke,
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we had to search far
and wide for subjects
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who really had extra
sensory perception.
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- But I knew about his
books, and his hurt finger.
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I'll bet you I can tell what
he's thinking right now.
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- If you could, it
would be more than
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we even came close
to doing at Duke.
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What's he thinking?
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(audience laughing)
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- I don't understand it.
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All of a sudden my extra
sensory isn't percepting.
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(audience laughing)
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- Perhaps if you relax.
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- Relaxed.
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Wait a minute.
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Every time it happened, I
was relaxing on my new bed.
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I was right.
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Now I'm getting something.
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Yes, yes, it's Martin!
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- It might be the bed.
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We had a woman at
Duke who could only
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perceive from her
grandfather's rocker.
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(audience laughing)
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What's he thinking?
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Canned enser?
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- It must be something to eat.
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He's hungry right now.
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- What else is he thinking?
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- About a watercress sandwich.
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(audience laughing)
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- A watercress sandwich,
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00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,755
and canned enser.
265
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,557
(cheerful music)
266
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:01,829
- I think it'll work.
267
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:02,963
Food.
268
00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,497
I'm famished.
269
00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,166
- Well, if you don't mind I'm
gonna have ham and cheese.
270
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,936
Somehow I just flip out
over a watercress sandwich.
271
00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,270
(audience laughing)
272
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,539
(knocking)
273
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:20,948
- Mrs. Brown.
274
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:23,083
Hello.
275
00:11:23,116 --> 00:11:24,651
Lieutenant Brennan.
276
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,253
- Martin, please excuse us,
277
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,989
but Bill wanted to
ask you something.
278
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,223
- Oh?
279
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,425
What would you like
to ask me, lieutenant.
280
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,627
Have you run out of
chalk for marking tires?
281
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,030
(audience laughing)
282
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,565
- It's watercress.
283
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,335
He is eating a
watercress sandwich.
284
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,271
- I am, and may
I ask do you have
285
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,273
a warrant to search
my sandwich?!
286
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,741
(audience laughing)
287
00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,276
- Now don't get angry, Martin.
288
00:11:49,309 --> 00:11:51,144
It's just that I told Bill
I could read your mind,
289
00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,146
and he wanted to
see for himself.
290
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,514
- Lorelei, you can do it.
291
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,783
You really can.
292
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,153
- Now O'Hara what
is a canned enser?
293
00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,657
- Canned enser?
294
00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,260
- Well, I read those words too.
295
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,398
- I assure you
that I have no idea
296
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:12,866
what you could be thinking of.
297
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,334
- Don't you mean what
you could be thinking of?
298
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,704
C'mon O'Hara, what does
it mean, canned enser?
299
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,073
- Detective Brennan,
I know that you
300
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,042
belong to the police force,
and all of that stuff,
301
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,310
and that you carry a badge,
302
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:24,611
but that doesn't
give you the right
303
00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,880
to look at me as though
I were a fingerprint!
304
00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,348
(audience laughing)
305
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,482
- Come along, Lorelei.
306
00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:32,185
We aren't getting anywhere here.
307
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,589
- Okay, c'mon.
308
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:37,858
I know you were covering up.
309
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,359
What's this canned
310
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,660
canned enser?
311
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,362
- Not canned enser, Tim.
312
00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,031
Thank goodness she didn't
read me very clearly.
313
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,633
The correct pronunciation
is condenser.
314
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:47,801
(audience laughing)
315
00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,036
- Oh.
316
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,003
Well anyway you
got away with it.
317
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,238
- Not completely.
318
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:52,639
And I'm afraid that
this public nose
319
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:54,374
has stumbled onto a faint scent.
320
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:56,676
Now, I've got to move fast.
321
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,548
Tim?
322
00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:02,782
- Hmm?
323
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:04,084
- You are about to
witness something that
324
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,286
no other earthling
has ever, ever seen.
325
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,787
- Oh?
326
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,622
Well, I hope it isn't seeing
a Martian electrocute himself.
327
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,790
- All right then.
328
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,626
Full scope double mind reading.
329
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,229
The instant that Mrs.
Brown reads my mind,
330
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,764
I will be reading hers.
331
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,766
And this will cause a
short circuit of both
332
00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,602
our thoughts at the
point of contact.
333
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,873
Now, whatever is
acting as an amplifier
334
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:30,243
will show up on your
television screen right there.
335
00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:31,845
- No kidding. What channel?
336
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:34,882
(audience laughing)
337
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:41,754
Hey, that's Mrs.
Brown's apartment.
338
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:43,256
- Of course it is.
339
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:45,825
What we are seeing is mere
audio visual projection
340
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:49,562
of both Brennan's and Mrs.
Brown's minds as I read them.
341
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,098
- In living color?
342
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,001
- What is so unusual about that?
343
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,468
- On a black and white set?
344
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,971
(audience laughing)
345
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,340
- I tell you Lorelei
I had the feeling
346
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,975
he was trying to hide something.
347
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:05,612
- Oh, and I tell you Bill that
Martin has nothing to hide.
348
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,247
- Everybody's got
something to hide.
349
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,815
- I haven't.
350
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,850
- Tell me Lorelei
how old are you?
351
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:12,452
- I'm...
352
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:13,320
Well...
353
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,655
Oh, really Bill.
354
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:18,058
- You see.
355
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,526
- Well.
356
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,361
- Now, Lorelei let's
assume I'm wrong,
357
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,595
though I'm rarely am,
358
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,598
and he's not trying
to hide something.
359
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,700
Where's your natural
inquisitiveness?
360
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:30,370
Aren't you curious to know
what goes in a man's mind?
361
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,238
- Well.
362
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,043
- In the interest of science,
363
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,178
I'd like to start some
tests immediately.
364
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,048
- Oh, but I couldn't
peep and tell.
365
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:42,749
I mean, suppose it's
something private
366
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,952
that he doesn't want
anybody to know?
367
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,987
- What if it was
something about you?
368
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,555
- [Mrs. Brown] Me?!
369
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,724
- Ah-ha, you're afraid to find
out what he thinks of you.
370
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:54,427
- Well, I most certainly am not.
371
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,173
- Watch carefully now, Tim.
372
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:09,376
(electricity buzzing)
373
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,711
Tim, that's our culprit.
374
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,213
A bedspring.
375
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,814
- Her new electric bed?
376
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,549
Well, that means every
time she gets in bed,
377
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,985
she'll know what
you're thinking.
378
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,353
And if she thinks what you're
thinking, you're thunk.
379
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,188
Sunk.
380
00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:22,422
(audience laughing)
381
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,890
- The Mars launch
is in 24 hours.
382
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,259
I've got to keep her out of
that bed tomorrow night somehow.
383
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,128
- Well, maybe you can
make her a sleepwalker.
384
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:31,164
(audience laughing)
385
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,968
- All I got was a
kind of buzzing,
386
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:37,504
and all I was thinking
were my own thoughts.
387
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,306
My head was completely empty.
388
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,508
(audience laughing)
389
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,144
Oh well anyway, I didn't want
to do it in the first place.
390
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,179
- I'm sorry Lorelei.
391
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:48,048
Your psyche is probably tired.
392
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,416
(audience laughing)
393
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,751
Tomorrow's my day off.
394
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,853
We could spend the whole
day doing research.
395
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:55,522
- Oh, did you forget Bill,
396
00:15:55,555 --> 00:15:58,591
I'm going to Palm
Springs tomorrow.
397
00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,859
- Hey, did you
hear Uncle Martin?
398
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,628
That's the answer to
a Martian's prayer.
399
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,096
- Not quite.
400
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,964
- Well of course if you
had something else in mind,
401
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,467
I mean I don't
wanna impose on you.
402
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,636
I can probably get Martin
to water the plants,
403
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,870
and let in the plumber.
404
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,705
- Oh, but I'd be
happy to Lorelei.
405
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:14,007
They're painting my apartment,
406
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,876
and I don't even
mind sleeping over.
407
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,112
As a matter of fact,
I'm anxious to try out
408
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,081
this new electric bed.
409
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,515
- Uncle Martin.
410
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:24,617
You're not losing a landlady,
411
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,985
you're gaining a bloodhound.
412
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,488
(audience laughing)
413
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,258
(cheerful music)
414
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,669
Well, she just took off.
415
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:47,107
- Yeah, and in 10 hours I'm
supposed to do the same thing.
416
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,608
- What's the matter?
417
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,876
- Look, I tried to make my
mind a blank last night,
418
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:52,912
but unfortunately
I, too, can dream.
419
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,015
- You mean she may have
picked something up?
420
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,350
- Mm-hm, she did.
421
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:58,851
Several key words.
422
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:02,389
And as she was leaving, she
gave them to our new neighbor.
423
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,997
- Now wait a minute,
424
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,834
you say that the words are
spaysp-carj, mas-lunch, van b.
425
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,372
Yeah, well unless
Brennan speaks Martian,
426
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,241
he's not gonna make
any sense out of that.
427
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,809
(audience laughing)
428
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,311
- On the contrary Tim,
it's good English distorted
429
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,779
when in my sleep I was trying
to disguise my thoughts.
430
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,250
Spaysp-carj means
spaceship in garage.
431
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:33,220
And mas-lunch van b, is
merely an abbreviated way
432
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,154
of saying--
433
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:35,622
- Mars launch Vandenburg.
434
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,789
- You guessed it.
435
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:37,724
- Hmm?
436
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,958
Oh no, no it's in today's paper.
437
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,494
See, Mars launch
Vandenburg today.
438
00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,096
- And unfortunately,
that All-American
439
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:44,364
nose can read it too.
440
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:47,400
(audience laughing)
441
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,375
This is going to be tricky.
442
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,976
I hope I can do it.
443
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:07,086
(audience laughing)
444
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,197
(cheerful music)
445
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:45,825
- Well, that's what I
call freedom of the press.
446
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,661
(audience laughing)
447
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,566
- Now, it's time
to try to get our
448
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,503
work done before
Brennan's bedtime.
449
00:18:56,536 --> 00:19:00,707
- [Announcer] Mars launch
minus nine hours 48 minutes.
450
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,844
Mars launch minus 20
minutes and counting.
451
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,145
All systems go.
452
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,816
- So far, Tim, so good.
453
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:10,950
But
454
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:11,918
- But what?
455
00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:16,989
- He's thinking of bed.
456
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,125
- Oh no. All we
need are 20 minutes.
457
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,026
- [Announcer] 19.
458
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:21,961
- All right, 19 minutes.
459
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,131
- He can't decide whether to
go to bed, or boil some yogurt.
460
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,699
- Boil yogurt.
461
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,201
- Don't knock it
Tim, don't knock it.
462
00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,169
Right now, it's better
than going to bed.
463
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:31,704
- Come on yogurt.
464
00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,741
(audience laughing)
465
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:41,047
- Oh no, no, no.
He's in the bedroom.
466
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,526
Brennan's on the bed.
467
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:54,927
- Yes, I'm on the bed.
468
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,096
(audience laughing)
469
00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,197
Who said that?
470
00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:01,234
(audience laughing)
471
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:16,349
- That was close.
472
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:18,285
- [Announcer] 10
minutes. Final check.
473
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,753
- I'm afraid it's going to
be a good deal closer too.
474
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,188
I can't even
disguise my thoughts
475
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,424
because I've got to
concentrate for my flight,
476
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,493
wind, moisture, air pressure.
477
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,795
All must be measured
with absolute accuracy.
478
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,497
- Well, then if he
gets back in the bed--
479
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,698
- I'm dead.
480
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,899
I'll just to switch
my mind reading
481
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,801
from manual to instinctive.
482
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,636
And try to keep him diverted.
483
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,405
That way, maybe we can
stay one move ahead
484
00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:40,740
of that bargain
basement James Bond.
485
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,776
(audience laughing)
486
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,947
(dramatic music)
487
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,356
(whirring)
488
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,971
(audience laughing)
489
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,225
(audience laughing)
490
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,199
- [Announcer] Blast off
zero minus five minutes.
491
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:42,335
All systems green and go.
492
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,637
- Time to get down
to the garage.
493
00:21:44,671 --> 00:21:45,505
C'mon.
494
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:54,213
(audience laughing)
495
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,593
- Hey Uncle Martin, can't
you take it easy on him now?
496
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:07,860
- Not till I'm gone, Tim.
497
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:11,964
Even though I'll be safe
on Mars, you'll be here.
498
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,504
- I guess this is it, huh?
499
00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,338
What I mean is
500
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,007
what do you say at
a time like this?
501
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,809
- Just a simple goodbye, Tim.
502
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,577
With the hope that
someday I can return.
503
00:22:24,611 --> 00:22:27,447
And now, you'd
better stand clear.
504
00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,186
Oh no, no, no.
505
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:36,723
I crossed levitation circuits.
506
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,327
(audience laughing)
507
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,231
- [Tim] Is he hurt?
508
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:46,633
- With his head?
509
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,801
No, just temporarily
unconscious.
510
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,069
- Oh.
511
00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:51,504
You know, he's gonna
have a hard time
512
00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:52,705
wearing a hat tomorrow.
513
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,708
- [Announcer] Three, two, one.
514
00:22:55,742 --> 00:22:56,576
Blast off.
515
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:01,347
- Well, I guess that's
it Uncle Martin.
516
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,383
I guess nothing's gonna stop
you from getting home now.
517
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:05,184
Well...
518
00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,620
- Save your goodbyes, Tim.
519
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,288
I'm afraid something
already has.
520
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:10,423
- Hmm?
521
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:11,991
- Brennan.
522
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,461
- What? What you mean
that little dent?
523
00:23:14,494 --> 00:23:17,430
- Mm-hm, just big enough to
throw the ship off course.
524
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:20,467
- Oh, well I wish I
could say I'm sorry,
525
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:21,501
but I'm not.
526
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,871
- Well, I'd like to
say I'm sorry too, Tim,
527
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:29,108
but well, yet somehow
even Brennan knocked
528
00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,478
himself out to keep me here.
529
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:38,918
(cheerful music)
530
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,520
- Say Uncle Martin,
531
00:23:42,689 --> 00:23:44,924
are you sure Detective
Brennan didn't
532
00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,893
see your spaceship
before he hit?
533
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:49,061
- The only thing
he saw was stars.
534
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,798
The last thing he recalls
is deciding to go to bed.
535
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:54,667
- Yeah, well what
about that bed?
536
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:57,003
How can you be positive
that Mrs. Brown
537
00:23:57,036 --> 00:23:59,438
won't be able to read
your mind anymore?
538
00:23:59,472 --> 00:24:02,942
- Because, as I told
you, X to the 38th power
539
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,578
equals Y, Pi squared over four.
540
00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:07,780
- But how can you
be sure Mrs. Brown
541
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:09,348
can't read your mind anymore?
542
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:10,583
(audience laughing)
543
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,184
- In layman's terms,
because Brennan's last
544
00:24:12,218 --> 00:24:15,221
big bounce bent one
of the bedsprings.
545
00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,924
It changed its wavelength,
and it's no longer
546
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,059
attuned to my brain frequency.
547
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,427
- But are you sure?
548
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,929
- Brennan and Mrs.
Brown have been trying
549
00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:26,566
all day to read my
thoughts unsuccessfully.
550
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,368
Here they come again.
551
00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:34,473
(knocking)
552
00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:35,508
- Excuse me.
553
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:39,278
But I could almost taste it.
554
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:44,316
I could've sworn he was
up here eating an apple.
555
00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,856
- Oh no.
556
00:24:49,889 --> 00:24:52,625
(audience laughing)
557
00:24:52,659 --> 00:24:56,495
("My Favorite Martian Theme")
558
00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,462
(humming)
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