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Okay, Lowell, since this
isyour first foreclosure auction,
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I need to go over a few rules.
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The most important thing
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to remember here is:
don't raise your hands,
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or they'll think you're bidding.
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Keep them at your side
the whole time.
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Got it, hands at my side.
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Just like sex.
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Okay, bad news.
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They're out of
breakfast tacos.
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I saw you wolf down three
by the trash can.
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That's why they ran out.
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So, this next house looks
perfect for us to flip.
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It has a great yard
and a bay window.
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What? No, Don,
I picked the house
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we're bidding on a week ago.
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But I want this house.
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Well, I want a taco.
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Life's full of disappointments.
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Okay, guys.
We're back.
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Next up, lot 48.
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- This is the one.
- No, it's not.
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We'll start the bidding off
at 35.
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How about $35,000 right here?
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Hit me.
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35 to the tall guy
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in the back of the room...
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What are you doing?
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I'm buying a house.
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The lady here's our next
top bidder at 36!
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Hit me.
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37 to the tall guy!
How about 38?
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You say that again,
and I will... I will hit you.
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This is not the house
we're buying, Don.
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38 to the lady. How about 39?
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Okay, good, she outbid you.
Now give me the paddle.
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Give it to me right now.
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Fine.
Thank you.
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Hit me.
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Ma'am?
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Sold to the tall guy
and his little buddy!
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Bev, this is fun!
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I never get one-on-one time
with my mother-in-law.
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Well, I just wanted to let
you know that... I know.
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Ah, you're gonna have
to be more specific.
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I have a lot of secrets.
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About my birthday.
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I mean, I haven't
heard about any plans,
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so it's obviously
a surprise party.
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Well, yeah, obviously.
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And the only one thoughtful
enough to plan that for me
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is my favorite person.
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You.
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I'm... your favorite person?
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You know we have a special bond.
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I've always felt it.
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I just, I wasn't sure you did.
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I definitely do.
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- I always have time for you.
- Aw.
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I got to run.
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But thank you,
and I know you'll do great.
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Oh, I am gonna throw
the best party ever
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for the lady
who likes me the best.
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Hey, Bev?
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How old are you gonna be?
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That's not the way to start.
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I know you guys are
in the middle of a fight,
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but thanks for stopping
at the mini-mart.
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They don't let you add
MountainDew at the one by my house.
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What were you
thinking?
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I should have a say
in which house we pick.
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Last week when I showed
you the house I wanted,
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you didn't have
any thoughts.
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I didn't have
any thoughts then.
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I can't control
when thoughts happen.
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Only Jesus can do that.
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You know what would
cheer you up?
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A little slushy.
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I get a vote. I'm a partner.
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Okay, you're right.
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That's fair.
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Oh!
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Oh, no.
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Don, here's a napkin.
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No, don't help
him, Lowell.
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Let it be cold.
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*MAN WITH A PLAN*
Season 04 Episode 08
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Episode Title: "Adam's Not Sorry"
Aired on: May 07, 2020
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Hey, I'm throwing your mom
a birthday party.
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Why?
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Because she told me to.
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But...
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I just need something
to push it over the top.
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So, do you have any interest
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in being part
of a barbershop quartet
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with me?
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I've had a rough morning, Andi.
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I can't even pretend
to think that's a good idea.
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What happened at that auction?
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Did you get a lap dance
from a Smurf?
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Don bought a house
we didn't agree on,
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so he got a slushy
in his lap.
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That's right,
I cold-crotched him.
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Don's house
doesn't look bad.
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It's got a cute
bay window.
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Thank you, Andi.
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He wouldn't evenconsider it.
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He thinks he gets
o pick all the houses.
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We've been doing it
like that ever since
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we started flipping houses.
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We have a system.
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Well, I think
your system stinks.
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Since when?
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Since I've been going
to therapy.
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Dr. Felicia thinks
I should be more assertive.
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And if you don't like that,
then I'd be happy
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to assert my foot
into your butt.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'd fight you right now,
but I don't want to get
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that blue stuff
on my nice auction shirt.
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Come on, you don't get it, man.
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I'm trying to work on myself.
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If you want to work on yourself,
do it in the bathroom
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when your wife's not home
like the rest of us!
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- Hey, Joe.
- Hey.
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Do you mind if I, uh,
if I look at your wedding album?
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I want to recreate the cake
or Bev's birthday party.
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Oh, and I'm throwing it
because I'm her favorite
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person in the world.
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Sorry you had to hear that from me.
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So you're really trying
to impress her, huh?
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Oh, I am gonna
knock her socks off. Yeah.
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She doesn't get impressed.
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Sorry you had
to hear that from me.
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Look, I know that she has
high standards, but
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I bet with your help
I could nail it.
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Not interested.
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But the party
needs to be perfect
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or she'll be disappointed.
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Yeah, in you. If I try to help,
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she'll be disappointed
in both of us.
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You're in the shark's mouth.
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I'm still swimming.
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Hey. Hey, honey.
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I just spent the last two hours
at the party store picking
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the perfect color scheme
for your mom's birthday.
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Well, anything but red,
and she'll be fine.
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Ah, it'll be okay.
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We'll just get her drunk.
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Have you talked
to Don yet?
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Nope.
And I don't plan on it.
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He didn't respect
the system.
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What system?
It's two guys in a truck
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throwing slushies
at each other.
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Look, honey, this company
is my responsibility.
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It supports our family,
Don's family,
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Lowell's ex-wife
and her new family.
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It's a lot of pressure.
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Heavy is the head
that wears the crown, Andi.
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Look, I-I agree with you, okay?
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He was way out of line
to buy that house.
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Thank you.
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But you have to
work together.
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So, be the mature one
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and just apologize
for not listening to his idea.
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Apologize?
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He owes mean apology.
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And I am not letting
this go until I get one.
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- Adam...
- What, no, you know, everyone
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feels sorry for him because
he has those big, sad eyes.
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Well, my eyes may be
small and beady,
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but there is love behind them!
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So, how do you plan on
resolving things with Adam?
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It's simple... he's
gonna apologize.
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Wow.
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That's right, baby.
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It's the new me.
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Same great body,
new great attitude.
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Look at him go.
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Is this a fold-out couch?
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If so, I'm gonna
have to ask you
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to leave the room
for ten minutes, Doctor.
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Make it five.
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Hi, Teddy... oh, no.
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You got to start calling me
before parties.
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Look, I know you're mad,
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but you did invite Don
to the party, right?
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I invited Marcy.
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If she wantst
o bring her pet Sasquatch,
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that's up to her.
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Okay, that's the last one.
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- It was a really good one...
- Yeah.
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- It's good, right?
- But it's the last one!
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I think you look good.
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I'm surprised Baby Gap
had your size.
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Shows what you know.
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I got this at grown-up Gap.
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So, did you talk to Don yet?
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I'm not talking to him
until he apologizes.
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Don't make me
choose sides.
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I pick you.
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Good.
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Hello, Don.
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Hello, Adam.
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You have something
to say to me?
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You have something
to say to me?
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Yes.
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But my thing is
"I accept your apology."
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And I can't say it
until you say your thing.
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Okay, hey!
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Hey, you two need
to get it together.
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Okay, this is
your mother's birthday.
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It is not about you.
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It's about me.
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Look alive, everyone,
she's inbound!
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Why is Teddy dressed like
Lowell's ventriloquist dummy?
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Surprise!
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Oh, my lands.
A surprise party just for me?
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I did not expect this.
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Joe, do you
see her socks?
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I don't.
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I think they may have
been knocked off.
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Andi, everything
looks beautiful.
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Aw, thank you, Bev.
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And it was so smart of you
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to save money
by not buying flowers.
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And away we go.
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Looks like she hada
second pair of socks on.
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Here you go, Marcy,
have a shrimp.
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Thank you.
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All right, here'sone for you, too.
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Okay, everyone,
you'll want to gather round.
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This is gonna bepretty magical.
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Bev?
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I had Sweet Treats bakery
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recreate the cakefrom your wedding.
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Thank you.
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I've never tried Sweet Treats.
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I've always just gone
to my favorite bakery.
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Sorry, honey,
looks like youbrought a cake to a gunfight.
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86 the cake, kids.
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86, go, go, go.
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This is exciting.
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What next, Andi?
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Okay.
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I am dying here. Y-You
got to give a toast.
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I'm not in the mood.
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Everyone,
Adam would liketo say a few words.
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Go, go, go. All right.
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All right! All right.
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I would like to talk about
the reason we're all here.
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Bev Burns
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is a wonderful woman.
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She is dependable,
trustworthy, loyal.
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I guess you could say
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she is the opposite of Don.
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I'd also like to make a toast.
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To Beverly Burns,
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a woman so perfect,
her onlymistake was having a second son.
260
00:10:46,359 --> 00:10:49,337
Objection. I would like
to make a rebuttal toast.
261
00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:51,491
Okay. No more toasts.
262
00:10:51,632 --> 00:10:54,054
It's okay, Andi.
I-I think they're just upset
263
00:10:54,140 --> 00:10:55,175
because of all the red plates.
264
00:10:55,259 --> 00:10:57,280
It's an angry color.
265
00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:01,461
You know what?
Burns Brothers Construction
266
00:11:01,546 --> 00:11:02,828
will not be flipping that house.
267
00:11:02,913 --> 00:11:05,266
We will sell it at a loss
and move on.
268
00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:06,876
I'll do it on my own, then.
269
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,767
Ha! I don't know how
you're gonna do it without me,
270
00:11:08,851 --> 00:11:11,230
since I hire all the subs
and do the budgets.
271
00:11:11,359 --> 00:11:13,652
Oh. Actually, I do the budget.
272
00:11:14,562 --> 00:11:16,707
Not now, Tall Teddy!
273
00:11:20,886 --> 00:11:22,339
You owe me an apology.
274
00:11:22,424 --> 00:11:23,459
You want an apology? - Mm-hmm.
275
00:11:23,543 --> 00:11:24,747
Oh, here he goes.
276
00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,558
Bring the thunder, baby.
277
00:11:27,707 --> 00:11:29,290
Okay, here's your apology.
278
00:11:29,707 --> 00:11:31,901
I'm sorry I ever worked
with you. I quit.
279
00:11:33,253 --> 00:11:34,339
You're quitting?
280
00:11:34,621 --> 00:11:36,942
The family business
we started 20 years ago.
281
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:37,989
You're gonna quit that?
282
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:39,222
Yeah, what's the matter?
283
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,269
You didn't hear me
over the thunder?
284
00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:47,526
♪ Happy birthday...
285
00:11:47,610 --> 00:11:49,351
It's over, honey.
286
00:11:55,832 --> 00:11:58,403
Y-You have to do something.
You can't just let him quit.
287
00:11:58,487 --> 00:12:00,275
It's not a problem.
No.
288
00:12:00,471 --> 00:12:03,331
I'll just hire someone else
to eat all the tacos.
289
00:12:04,644 --> 00:12:06,363
Why did you quit?
290
00:12:06,831 --> 00:12:08,332
You told me to bringthe thunder.
291
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:13,502
I just meant talk
louder, like-like thunder.
292
00:12:14,807 --> 00:12:16,534
Don, you can't quit.
293
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:18,948
Lowell, don't talk to him.
Come over here.
294
00:12:20,089 --> 00:12:22,003
Don't go to him,
come to me.
295
00:12:22,245 --> 00:12:24,136
I have candy.
296
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:27,427
What kind? No.
297
00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:31,175
I feel like a kid
stuck in the middle,
298
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:33,558
and it's worse
because I'm dressed like one.
299
00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:36,615
All right, that's it.
300
00:12:36,784 --> 00:12:39,444
I was trying to hold my tongue
about this party.
301
00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:41,175
You were?
302
00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:46,956
But now my birthday
will always be the day
303
00:12:47,329 --> 00:12:49,419
my boys' relationship ended.
304
00:12:50,757 --> 00:12:54,112
I guess that's what I got
instead of flowers.
305
00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:57,285
Okay. I-I used the flower budget
306
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:59,769
to recreate a wedding
cake from the '60s.
307
00:12:59,853 --> 00:13:02,300
Does no one see that?
308
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,080
Come on, Joe.
309
00:13:04,165 --> 00:13:05,473
Oh, goodie.
310
00:13:05,558 --> 00:13:07,667
Look who gets to
drive her home.
311
00:13:14,066 --> 00:13:15,690
What are you doing out here?
312
00:13:16,036 --> 00:13:18,097
Can't sleep 'cause you're upset
about Don?
313
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,311
What... I'm not, I'm not upset.
314
00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:25,487
I'm working on the lawn mower.
Needed a rebuild.
315
00:13:26,575 --> 00:13:28,782
At 3:00 in the morning?
316
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,009
I like to do it
when the grass is sleeping.
317
00:13:34,907 --> 00:13:38,126
Honey, look,
it's okayto be emotional. Okay?
318
00:13:38,211 --> 00:13:40,218
I mean, you didn't just
lose your business partner,
319
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,588
you lost your best friend.
320
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:43,056
Okay, he can't be my best friend
321
00:13:43,141 --> 00:13:45,709
because a best friend
wouldn't quit on me.
322
00:13:46,828 --> 00:13:49,034
Honey, h-here's the thing. Okay?
323
00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:51,736
He doesn't like the way things
have been, so you have a choice.
324
00:13:51,821 --> 00:13:54,779
Would you rather be alone
and make all the decisions,
325
00:13:54,864 --> 00:13:57,462
or have your brother back?
326
00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:01,642
Well, it's not like I like
making all the decisions.
327
00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,016
If this business goes belly-up,
it's on me.
328
00:14:04,103 --> 00:14:05,443
I make all
the decisions
329
00:14:05,527 --> 00:14:07,259
because I have all the pressure.
330
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:09,220
I know he's the older brother,
but I've always been the one
331
00:14:09,304 --> 00:14:10,961
who took care of everything.
332
00:14:11,097 --> 00:14:12,626
I just think
maybe you should
333
00:14:12,794 --> 00:14:14,720
try and see it
from Don's point of view.
334
00:14:14,901 --> 00:14:18,462
Okay. I'm gonna need
a ladder and a lobotomy.
335
00:14:20,196 --> 00:14:22,876
Look, Don and I don't talk
about that kind of stuff.
336
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:24,884
Well, I think
you're gonna have to try.
337
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,954
What?
I wouldn't even know how.
338
00:14:27,673 --> 00:14:30,335
Well, luckily,
we have Dr. Felicia.
339
00:14:31,072 --> 00:14:32,467
That's right.
340
00:14:32,776 --> 00:14:35,057
You and Don are going
to couples therapy.
341
00:14:35,149 --> 00:14:36,349
No...
342
00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:39,017
Okay, boys.
343
00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:41,150
I booked Dr. Felicia's
whole afternoon.
344
00:14:41,257 --> 00:14:44,220
You are not coming out
until this is solved.
345
00:14:44,798 --> 00:14:46,394
I'm not doing
therapy with him.
346
00:14:46,525 --> 00:14:48,775
I don't do what anybody says.
It's the new me.
347
00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:51,744
Well, I'm still the old me,
and you're staying.
348
00:14:52,431 --> 00:14:54,666
Oh, yeah? Well,
I'll tell you what, Marcy.
349
00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,578
I'll stay.
350
00:15:01,281 --> 00:15:02,415
What are you doing?
351
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,923
That's the "before" picture.
352
00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,274
And I will get my "after."
353
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,245
Sounds
like we have a lot
354
00:15:08,329 --> 00:15:09,725
to talk about today.
355
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,314
How is this supposed to work?
356
00:15:11,399 --> 00:15:13,380
You're a marriage counselor,
and we're brothers.
357
00:15:13,465 --> 00:15:15,383
A sibling relationship
has a lot in common
358
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,681
with a spousal relationship,
359
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:18,684
so I'm gonna treat you
like a married couple.
360
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,329
- He's the wife.
- He's the wife.
361
00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:23,173
You know, none of this
would've happened
362
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,783
if you hadn't
gotten in his head.
363
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,829
Or none of this would have
happened if you were able
364
00:15:26,913 --> 00:15:28,613
to communicate
with your brother.
365
00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,806
If we're keeping score,
that's one for me.
366
00:15:31,154 --> 00:15:32,182
How many times
have I told you
367
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:33,579
that we don't
keep score in here?
368
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,157
Okay, that's one for Felicia.
369
00:15:39,096 --> 00:15:42,306
Why is it so hard for you two
to talk about your feelings?
370
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,402
That's not how
we were raised.
371
00:15:44,713 --> 00:15:47,931
Our dad always told us to rub
some dirt on it and walk it off.
372
00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,634
Your dad taught you to rub dirt
on your feelings?
373
00:15:52,571 --> 00:15:54,182
Interesting.
374
00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,720
What am I doing here?
375
00:15:56,805 --> 00:15:58,462
I was home watching golf.
376
00:15:58,684 --> 00:15:59,775
Joe, we want
377
00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:01,237
to learn what was missing
from their upbringing
378
00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:02,815
that makes it
so difficult for them
379
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,862
to have a real conversation.
380
00:16:05,157 --> 00:16:09,212
Oh... so it's a hit job, huh?
381
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,361
Well, I didn't raise them alone,
you know.
382
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:15,236
So it's "blame the mother" time.
383
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:18,775
Let me tell you something,
"Dr." Felicia...
384
00:16:19,775 --> 00:16:22,659
I'm a real doctor,
so no need for the quotes.
385
00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:26,454
My husband and I taught the boys
wonderful communication.
386
00:16:26,538 --> 00:16:29,353
We never had a problem with that.
We have a system.
387
00:16:29,438 --> 00:16:31,470
Wha... You guys
have a system, too?
388
00:16:31,571 --> 00:16:34,165
Yeah, I make all the decisions,
and if she disagrees,
389
00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:36,212
she throws a pork
chop at my head.
390
00:16:37,548 --> 00:16:39,466
A-And you're okay
with that?
391
00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:41,686
Yes. That's our system.
392
00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:43,696
It's my job to look out
for her.
393
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:47,136
If this family ends up living
under a bridge, it's all on me.
394
00:16:48,103 --> 00:16:51,001
Heavy is
the head that wears the crown.
395
00:16:51,086 --> 00:16:53,486
Adam, it sounds like some
of this is resonating for you.
396
00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:54,923
Yeah.
397
00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:56,448
I-It makes sense.
398
00:16:56,610 --> 00:17:00,269
At the auction, I made
all the decisions, a-and, Don,
399
00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:04,181
the house you bought was
the pork chop you threw at my head.
400
00:17:05,197 --> 00:17:07,855
So I am the wife.
401
00:17:08,362 --> 00:17:10,236
Bev, do you think
your system was healthy
402
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,446
for your boys
or your relationship?
403
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,405
Married 53 years.
404
00:17:14,716 --> 00:17:18,353
I'm guessing you're
a single gal, "Doctor."
405
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:22,139
We're not keeping score,
but that's one for my mom.
406
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:26,589
I don't want to fight anymore,
407
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:29,691
so we need to have
a real conversation.
408
00:17:29,775 --> 00:17:31,446
With feelings and everything.
409
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:34,665
Maybe you're the wife.
410
00:17:35,998 --> 00:17:38,917
I-I don't care.
I don't see another way.
411
00:17:39,001 --> 00:17:42,355
Look... if you want to make
more decisions at work,
412
00:17:42,439 --> 00:17:43,748
I'm good with that.
413
00:17:43,832 --> 00:17:46,142
Really?
That means a lot.
414
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,932
Yeah, I mean, I got so bent
out of shape about you
415
00:17:49,017 --> 00:17:50,697
and that house
because I feel
416
00:17:50,782 --> 00:17:52,806
so much pressure
about the business.
417
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:56,064
But I'd be willing
to share that with you.
418
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,267
The pressure?
419
00:18:00,327 --> 00:18:02,767
Yeah. And the decisions.
420
00:18:03,547 --> 00:18:07,047
But to get the decisions,
I also have to have the pressure?
421
00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:11,743
Yeah. That's the way it works.
422
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:14,256
So that's what you've been
dealing with all these years?
423
00:18:14,923 --> 00:18:16,346
Pretty much.
424
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:19,001
Well, listen,
now that I understand it,
425
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:20,712
I really appreciate
what you do.
426
00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:21,858
Oh... And I think
427
00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:23,798
you should keep doing it.
428
00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:27,306
Really?
429
00:18:29,173 --> 00:18:30,315
Yeah.
430
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,407
Yeah, the new Don
didn't think this through.
431
00:18:37,712 --> 00:18:39,108
So we're good?
432
00:18:39,556 --> 00:18:41,134
We're good.
Let's hug it out.
433
00:18:41,239 --> 00:18:43,680
Really?
Here? You...
434
00:18:43,842 --> 00:18:46,369
You don't want to do that
in the garage?
435
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,904
I'm not afraid. I'll do it
right here, right now.
436
00:18:48,988 --> 00:18:51,306
Come on. Hug your husband.
437
00:19:00,779 --> 00:19:02,345
Andi.
438
00:19:04,996 --> 00:19:06,751
I got my "after."
439
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:12,829
Okay, so, uh,
440
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:14,796
we'll start work
on the new house tomorrow.
441
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:17,329
I mean, if you're
coming back to work.
442
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:19,493
I'll be there. See you at 11:00.
443
00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:21,368
We start at 8:00.
444
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:24,508
10:00 it is.
445
00:19:30,229 --> 00:19:31,390
Where is she?
446
00:19:32,091 --> 00:19:34,618
I see that look in your eye.
Don't do this.
447
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:37,900
I nailed that party,
and I wantBev to acknowledge it.
448
00:19:37,985 --> 00:19:38,957
It's not a good time.
449
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,002
Look, Joe, I am not scared.
450
00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:42,482
Okay? People can grow.
451
00:19:42,566 --> 00:19:44,970
I saw it in my own house,
and I think Bev can, too.
452
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,346
Oh, here she is.
453
00:19:47,431 --> 00:19:49,407
Bev, I want to talk to you.
454
00:19:49,525 --> 00:19:50,853
About the party.
455
00:19:50,938 --> 00:19:53,900
Oh, you here to blame me
for something, too?
456
00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:56,549
If you come at me,
you better come strong.
457
00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:59,384
You only married
into this family.
458
00:20:00,075 --> 00:20:01,814
Oh.
459
00:20:03,231 --> 00:20:07,195
Well, I... I-I just
came to apologize.
460
00:20:07,829 --> 00:20:09,030
For Joe.
461
00:20:09,115 --> 00:20:10,986
What?
That's me.
462
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:13,905
Yeah, he wouldn't help me.
463
00:20:13,989 --> 00:20:16,119
H-He said planning
a party for you
464
00:20:16,204 --> 00:20:18,407
was like beingin a shark's mouth.
465
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,079
Joe, I can't believe
you said that.
466
00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:24,655
Nice move, honey.
467
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:27,822
You better go.
It's pork chop o'clock.
468
00:20:28,039 --> 00:20:30,199
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