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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,600 GIVE US A BREAK! 2 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:30,440 Hello, darlings! 3 00:02:48,640 --> 00:02:49,840 Just look at them. 4 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:54,000 Listen to them. Just listen to them! 5 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:57,120 - It starts at birth. - He knows who we are! 6 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:02,120 Oh, look at him pedalling, look at him! 7 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,520 He says, "I'm pedalling." 8 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,000 How old is he, now? 9 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,880 - Er, 6.5 hrs. - Goodness, already? 10 00:03:09,080 --> 00:03:10,600 He has Henry's eyes. 11 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,960 He says, "I have my daddy's eyes." 12 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:15,160 - What's his sign? - Pardon? 13 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,600 His sign of the zodiac. 14 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,080 - He's a Gemini. - Oh, this is really bad luck! 15 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,840 Gemini? Oh, what a rascal! 16 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,400 You'll be stealing mopeds, won't you? 17 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,440 What will he do when he's older? 18 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,600 - I don't know, yet. - He says, "I'll steal mopeds." 19 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,760 When will you make another one? 20 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,600 Yes, an only child gets bored, so he turns nasty. 21 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,440 Any animals? I mean, apart from your patients. 22 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,400 Not a monkey, he could pounce on the baby, 23 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:42,760 but a child always needs an animal. 24 00:03:42,920 --> 00:03:46,240 Dogs are best. They love the baby and bite everyone else. 25 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,520 - A donkey. - You need a garden for a donkey. 26 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,960 - Thank you for the flowers. - Shame, you already had some. 27 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:58,880 Good bye, Doctor, and bravo! Very well done. 28 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,880 Yes, come on, do this another time. 29 00:04:04,880 --> 00:04:06,160 They are everywhere. 30 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,040 I didn't think they'd set upon you in your cradle. 31 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:10,840 We're surrounded. 32 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,880 What are you doing? Who are you talking about? 33 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,320 If only they all went "cootchie-coo". 34 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,000 And now, the pains in the neck amongst the relatives. 35 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,120 Henry! 36 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,960 Oh my God, it's not easy to find! 37 00:04:37,120 --> 00:04:39,760 I ask, they say "Glazed door", there isn't one. 38 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:42,760 I ask again, a Black man replies, charming though. 39 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,040 Not interesting at all, Marie-Paule. 40 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:48,040 He tells me, but I take the wrong way. 41 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,520 Oh my big brother... My little brother, my big brother! 42 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:53,960 Yes. And now, she's going to kiss me. 43 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,880 - Hello, Jean-Maurice. - Hello. 44 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,840 Tell me everything. What does he look like? 45 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,160 You're going to see him, Marie-Paule. 46 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,040 What have I done? 47 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,400 Have you not lost a bit of weight? 48 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,760 Oh, sorry! 49 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:15,160 His little sis will feed him risotto while he's single. 50 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,600 Where is it, then? 51 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,880 Room 142, but I really have to go. 52 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,600 Yes, off you go, my darling. 53 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,480 Hold it straight! 54 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:30,000 I was so lucky, the florist said it was the last one! 55 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:32,040 Henry! 56 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:34,120 Enough, enough, enough! 57 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,600 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 58 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:37,760 Henry! 59 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,760 - Jerome, where are you off to? - I've no idea. 60 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,760 - Jerome, what... - I went to your practice. 61 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:46,800 Your little... What's her name? 62 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,280 - Andromache. - That's it. She said... 63 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:50,680 He's born, then! 64 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,000 I jumped on the train. 65 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,160 Congratulations! 66 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,440 What's the matter? 67 00:05:57,640 --> 00:06:00,160 Big mistake. Never ask anyone this question. 68 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,280 - Renata. - What about her? 69 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:05,040 - You'll never guess. - Just tell me. 70 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:08,160 She put my bags on the landing and had the locks changed. 71 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,920 - Why? - So I couldn't get in. 72 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,600 - All right, but why? - Well, guess. 73 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:14,840 Look, frankly, I can't, right now. 74 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,200 - I understand. - I'm sorry, I'm on tenterhooks. 75 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,560 Jump in with me. 76 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,040 If it suits you... 77 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,400 Even friends are a nuisance, pains in the bum... 78 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,840 Looking through one of my sports jackets, she found... 79 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,400 As soon as you turn your back, she goes through your things. 80 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:36,840 A letter from Birgit, 81 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,160 dating back to before, but not dated. 82 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:42,640 But the last time I wore this diamond pattern jacket, 83 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,040 my reference point is very precise, 84 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,480 was for the French football cup final, 26th May, last year, 85 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:50,840 Monaco-Marseilles, 1-0, Monaco won. 86 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,480 But I broke it up with Birgit after that. 87 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,120 So I put the letter in my pocket before then. 88 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:58,400 Yes. 89 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,400 You're not paying attention. 90 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,480 Was it a compromising letter? 91 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,480 Let's just say it is... Physical. 92 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,560 To start with, I didn't want to trouble you, 93 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:16,200 but she cut my water off. 94 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:19,040 - What do you mean? - To make me go away. 95 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:20,880 Without water, I can't shave. 96 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,640 If I don't shave, I can't broadcast. 97 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,320 I'm having to camp in the television showers. 98 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,320 Oh... 99 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,720 - You're in a hurry, I can tell. - No, not at all. 100 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:35,480 Could you drop me off at the Exchange? 101 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:37,840 It's not exactly on the way. 102 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,160 Because Frank told me to go there straight away. 103 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,440 After that, she made a point of being seen with a prick. 104 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,920 Yes, but it's a classic trick to annoy the other one. 105 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,160 Yes, but being seen with him in bed is going too far. 106 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,600 One afternoon, I came home ex abrupto, 107 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:57,000 and I was the only one who could see them. 108 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:00,760 And tell me, who was the first one 109 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:04,000 to plunge a dagger in our couple? Who was it? 110 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:05,200 I don't know. Her? 111 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,480 Aren't you the weather man? 112 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:10,080 Yes, but just now, I don't have any, er... 113 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,040 I wasn't after an autograph. 114 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,760 And who was it, in Luxor, 115 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:19,640 during a holiday I've only just finished paying for, 116 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,480 who hid behind a statue with a guide... 117 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,040 Even you, my old friend. 118 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,320 Everywhere you go, pains in the neck, 119 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,800 nuisances, gasbags, dreadful bores, time wasters, 120 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,320 formidable collection of awful pests, 121 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:35,080 top level drags, bearers of human stupidity, 122 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,440 jostlers, interferers, perpetual scroungers... 123 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:42,200 The worst thing is, there is always someone even more tiresome. 124 00:08:42,360 --> 00:08:45,200 Frank had invited Jerome to confess in his office, 125 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,920 but in his office, who was the pain in the neck? 126 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,720 I'm listening, you know. 127 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:53,200 - So, Renata... - No, Mrs Zampana! 128 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:58,320 I say no, because if I was to sell, I would wait for a 3.3 increase. 129 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,640 - OK, I'll... - No, wait, wait! 130 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,480 Gautier! 131 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,480 Can I call you back, Mrs Zampana? 132 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:05,480 Good. 133 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,320 Well, then, Birgit... 134 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,320 Yes, Sir? 135 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,800 Ah, Gautier, er... 136 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,480 Yes, dollars, quick, quick! 137 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:19,480 Gautier, you'll have to change this monitor, it whisks up figures. 138 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,600 I didn't ask for an electric whisk. 139 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:22,760 Yes, Sir. 140 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,240 OK, I'm all ears. 141 00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,440 So... 142 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:30,080 So I roll up, ex abrupto... 143 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:31,920 And... 144 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:37,480 Yes. Oh... OK, put him on, but be quick. 145 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,160 Vivaldi, now. Listen to this. 146 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:44,920 I'm listening. 147 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,520 So... 148 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:57,760 I roll up, ex abrupto, and... 149 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,880 And they didn't even see me, so... 150 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:07,320 So, I cough, and they... 151 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:09,200 Yes! 152 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:11,480 You cough, and... 153 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,480 - I cough... - No! 154 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:15,960 No, no, no, no and no! 155 00:10:17,720 --> 00:10:20,880 10.12, I'm not budging. 156 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,040 Damned pain in the neck. 157 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:27,600 Yes, no. I have a sense of humour, but in this case... 158 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,880 We are trying to connect you. 159 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,080 The bloke, then? 160 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,680 What? 161 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,760 The bloke in Birgit's bed. 162 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,360 - What bloke in bed with Birgit? - Renata! 163 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:38,480 Ah... 164 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,920 - Not answering? - Forget it. 165 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:43,080 Well? 166 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,080 - Well... - I don't believe this! 167 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:48,080 Yes? Ah, yes. 168 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,000 I've had a think about it, don't invest too much, Mr Picarno. 169 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,920 Yes, yes. Don't hang up. 170 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,200 Wait, don't hang up, OK? 171 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,040 Excuse me, I... 172 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,160 Mr Vulpun? I've been trying to reach you all morning. 173 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,160 One moment, hold on. Hold on, please. 174 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:10,360 Yes? 175 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:12,960 Gisou... 176 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,200 Yes, Gisou. 177 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:18,880 - I don't know, I'm not sure. - Hullo? Who's on the line? 178 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,520 Unless you come over. 179 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:22,760 - Hullo? - Hullo? 180 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,920 Shh! 181 00:11:26,360 --> 00:11:27,960 No? All right. 182 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,400 Don't threaten me, Gisou. 183 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,680 We are trying to connect you. 184 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:35,920 Are you dressed? 185 00:11:38,240 --> 00:11:39,600 Take it off. 186 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,880 What perfume have you got on? 187 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:47,320 I knew it. 188 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,200 Listen, Gisou, you and I are both destroyers. 189 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:57,200 The tail of the drinking donkey misses the flies. 190 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,360 To be continued, Gisou. Wait for me, I'm coming. 191 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:04,120 We are trying to connect you. 192 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,360 Gautier! 193 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:08,360 No more calls, cut off the lines. 194 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:10,840 - No, please! - Is it asking too much? 195 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,320 - It is. - Right... 196 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:15,200 Well, then, I'm listening. 197 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,480 Well... 198 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,080 OK. 199 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:21,520 Listen to this. 200 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,760 Bollocks, bollocks, bollocks! 201 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:27,080 Hullo? 202 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,240 - It's for you. - For me? 203 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,800 Gautier, how did you talk to me, just now? 204 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,840 Hullo? 205 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,480 He put me on to a dog. 206 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,240 Ho! You put me on to a dog! 207 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,920 DR HENRY SAUVEUR VETERINARY SURGEON 208 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:56,960 He's cured. He says thank you, and so do I, Doctor. 209 00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:58,400 Bye-bye, Mr Vandubas. 210 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,640 - And how's the baby doing? - He's fine. 211 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:05,480 - How old is he, now? - Er, 11.5 hrs. 212 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,520 - Doesn't time fly? - It does. 213 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,760 - Bye-bye, Mr Vandubas. - Bye-bye. 214 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,800 There. Goodbye, Mr Vandubas. 215 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,480 Bye-bye, blooming pest. 216 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,800 - Doctor! - Yes? 217 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,280 You still haven't... Myositis! 218 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:26,400 You haven't given me a date for a weekend. 219 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,640 - Ah, a weekend. - The 5th, all right? 220 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:29,800 No, I'm busy. 221 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,400 - The 12th? - Not the 12th, I have a funeral. 222 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,080 - In that case... - No, Mr Vandubas. 223 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,800 What about the 19th, then? 224 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:44,520 I'll have to check. At what time can I call you? 225 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:46,640 Day or night, whenever suits you. 226 00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:49,840 It's a fine property, you'll be flabbergasted. 227 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I can't wait. 228 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:54,080 - Doctor... - One moment, Madam. 229 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,920 - Your friend's waiting. - Not just now. 230 00:13:58,080 --> 00:13:59,080 Yes, but... 231 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,800 - Hullo, Jerome? - It's you? Were you barking? 232 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,240 Let's have dinner at the Chameleon's. 233 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,400 - I'm handing over to Andromache. - But what about my diet? 234 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:16,920 - All right, Mr and Mrs Groboniek? - Yes, thank you. 235 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,360 And how about you? Are you OK? 236 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:23,360 Hello, my Clara. Are you well? 237 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,240 Well, then... 238 00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:29,960 Doctor... 239 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:36,080 We are all right, but the chimp, we brought her up like a daughter. 240 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:37,640 Never any problems, 241 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:41,120 always very affectionate, very polite with my mother. 242 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,280 Not with your mother, with mine. 243 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,200 Suddenly, she started annoying us. 244 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,560 She started upsetting us. 245 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,240 Bloody bugging us. 246 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,520 It this true? 247 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,800 How do you say "Pain in the neck", in Polish? 248 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,560 What's the matter? 249 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,920 Please! 250 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:17,920 Please! 251 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,800 Ho! Please! 252 00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:27,360 There, Clara, there. My little girl... 253 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:29,400 Enough, OK? Enough. 254 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,800 For the past week, she's been eating books. 255 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:36,800 Pardon? 256 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:42,400 She steals books to eat them, from cover to cover. 257 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,280 What have you been eating? 258 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,280 In one week, The End of Youth, 259 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,640 For Whom the Bell Tolls, by Ernest Hemingway, 260 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,800 and now... 261 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:58,360 She's just started Tintin in the Congo. 262 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,840 Tintin in the Congo is not a serious book. 263 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:04,880 Not For Whom the Bell Tolls, but To Have and Have Not. 264 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,520 - Mother, you're illiterate. - Fascist! 265 00:16:14,160 --> 00:16:17,160 Please, leave us on our own for three minutes. 266 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:21,400 - Please, on my own with her. - That's it, three minutes. 267 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,360 Just three minutes. 268 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:32,160 Clara! 269 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,280 Oh, my Clara... 270 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:44,160 Come here, come on... 271 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,960 Be quiet, Grobonieks! 272 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,440 Clara is the child Of the Bohemian 273 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,640 She has never Never known any law 274 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,000 If you don't love me 275 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,960 My parents too, used to argue. 276 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,960 Grass grows quickly on the pavements. 277 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,880 One year and a bit had passed. 278 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:50,080 - Bye-bye! - Bye! 279 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,400 - Say bye. - Bye-bye, my mummy. 280 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,840 Her health and her virtue being fragile, 281 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:59,040 she was being followed by Pr. Loqueterre, 282 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,760 all the way to Los Angeles, where all her family lived. 283 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,520 Bye-bye, pretty mummy, 284 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,520 who had given me such a beautiful present. 285 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,680 At last, peace had burst into my life. 286 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:21,200 Simply happy times followed. I liked my son very much. 287 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,520 There, Jim-Jim. 288 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:30,280 And he was not indifferent to me. 289 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,320 Here, throw this to the ducks. 290 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,160 Go on! Yes! 291 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:37,960 Well done! 292 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,120 Attila! 293 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,360 Come here, Attila! 294 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:46,480 Sit! Come here! Sit! Enough! 295 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,800 I've just kidnapped Jean-Maurice's little girls, the twins. 296 00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,960 They look so alike, they put the others to shame. 297 00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,760 But I had forgotten my sister... 298 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,400 Who had not forgotten me. 299 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,040 - Hello, my Henry! - Hello. 300 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,480 Oh, I'm in a sweat! 301 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,480 Down, you! 302 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,880 Look, Valentino, two little fiancées for you. 303 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,800 - Is he potty-trained? - Yes. 304 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,480 - But she did leave nappies? - Yes, I think so. 305 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,120 When is she coming back? If she comes back? 306 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,280 I don't know. 307 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:20,640 I'll have some delivered to you. I'll draw up a full list. 308 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,160 He is so beautiful... 309 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:24,040 He looks like... 310 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,640 A compression of yourself. 311 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,640 They talk about micro-climates. 312 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,720 There is also micro-stupidity, 313 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,520 which reigns supreme on tiny regions, 314 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,920 the size of children, for instance. 315 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:45,840 Attila, leave your uncle in peace! Don't bother your uncle! 316 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,880 Stroke him, he doesn't bite. Attila! 317 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:08,680 Undertakers! 318 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,880 Damn, he's still moving. 319 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,560 Everything OK, Doctor? 320 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:15,440 Vandubas. 321 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,280 Myositis' dad. 322 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:18,960 Er... 323 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:21,560 Hello, Mr Wineglass. 324 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,720 I went to your zoo, to have my dogs serviced. 325 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:26,680 Because Myositis is married. 326 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:29,080 I found him a brunette. 327 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,440 Babette, 32kg. 328 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,760 - Good old Myositis. - There's more. 329 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:36,960 Let me introduce the descendants. 330 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,480 He's not with us, yet, it's normal. 331 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,360 Who left their red estate car in the way? 332 00:20:47,520 --> 00:20:51,320 Oh, Golly! It was me, I'm on my way! 333 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,920 I'll only be a second. 334 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,640 I just hope he doesn't invite me again. 335 00:20:56,960 --> 00:21:00,520 Then, we'll arrange something, I have five possible dates. 336 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,560 You can come whenever you want, 337 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,800 but I want you to stay in the attic. 338 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,320 When you see the view... 339 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,240 You'll be flabbergasted. 340 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,560 - Are you coming?! - On my way! 341 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,080 Myositis! Babette! 342 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,600 It's OK, they just want to play. 343 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,720 - Myositis! - All right, Doctor? 344 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,160 Fine, Miss, no problems. 345 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:39,600 Myositis, come to daddy! Stay! Stay! 346 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,600 Whose crutch is this? 347 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:42,920 No problems. 348 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:46,400 My problems were sitting outside, in the sunshine. 349 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,760 - Frank! - Frank! 350 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:52,040 Who hasn't had an innocent moment in their life, 351 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,000 ruined by one of those despair disciples? 352 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:57,000 By a character with a dark soul, 353 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,880 whose discourse is always longer and gloomier. 354 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,320 The relentless pessimists. 355 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:08,160 It is now 11.55pm on the doomsday clock. 356 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,800 They talk about Chernobyl, 357 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,560 but for them, Chernobyl was just a joke! 358 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,800 For the Russians? 359 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,840 The Russians... 360 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:21,040 And the Americans! And the Americans! 361 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:23,480 Obviously, they are in it together. 362 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,400 The planet is saturated, we have to annihilate! 363 00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,240 It's all written! 364 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,640 Shut it, Germain. 365 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:34,520 At the moment, there are 117 phreatic tables. 366 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,600 Not in the air, no. They expand underground. 367 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:42,240 - That's what global warming is. - I wish he'd leave me alone. 368 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,120 The planet is warming up. 369 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,160 In five years' time, on this tennis court, 370 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:49,640 the temperature will reach 60 degrees. 371 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:51,480 Same thing everywhere else. 372 00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,480 We're going to burn, it's written. It's written. 373 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,120 So let me tell you who's rubbing their paws. 374 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,160 Rats. 375 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,440 Rats breed even more frantically in a higher thermic environment. 376 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:08,200 You know that, don't you? Fine, thank you. 377 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,720 And because they have this atavistic plan 378 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:13,520 to invade the planet, 379 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,080 as soon as there are 500 billions of them, 380 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,840 they'll join forces to launch their attack. 381 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,200 New York, Sir. 382 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:25,840 OK, four all, Arianne to serve. Hullo? 383 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:33,600 Hullo? 384 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,960 Love-30! 385 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,640 I told you to buy when the market is weak. 386 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,360 No, no, no. 387 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:54,480 No. What?! 388 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,600 Fault! 389 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,920 Your ball! You're fine. It's nothing at all. 390 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,920 Isn't he an absolute drag, with his phone? 391 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,600 Eggs from the garden! 392 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,840 And freshly laid today. 393 00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,400 Before, the desert was expanding. 394 00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:24,680 Today, it's the other way round. 395 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:29,080 The desert is retreating, whilst tides are increasing. 396 00:24:29,280 --> 00:24:32,600 Some cities will be totally silted up, 397 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:35,920 whilst others are totally flooded. 398 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,800 Leave us alone, Germain. 399 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,880 Eating eggs? You're eating eggs?! Are you suicidal? 400 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:46,040 - What about salmonella? - Who's Salmonella? 401 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:51,600 AIDS, add war, add Haroun Tazieff's prediction, 402 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:56,880 add salmonella, equals the end, E-N-D. 403 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,800 And this is just a beginning. 404 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,640 Since that man in black said it was the end of the world, 405 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,560 I give them back their freedom. 406 00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,920 So that they can enjoy it, for a while. 407 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,600 Their freedom. 408 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:29,520 One, two, three, five... Damn, I made a mistake. 409 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,720 I can never get it right. 410 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:35,240 One, two, one, two, three, one, two. 411 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:39,360 Damn, one, two, three, five. Damn, I made a mistake. 412 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:43,960 I don't know. He worked perfectly, but he suddenly went wrong. 413 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:48,040 One, two, three, five, eight... 414 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,480 Blast! Oh no... 415 00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,600 He's parroting my mum. It's exactly her voice. 416 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,560 Really? 417 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,560 One, two, three... 418 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:00,760 Has he heard an explosion? A firecracker or a champagne cork? 419 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,040 I don't think so. Will you be able to mend him? 420 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,440 Coco, you stupid parrot! 421 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,160 - Now, he's parroting my dad. - Is he? 422 00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:15,320 - Can you sew? - A bit. 423 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,160 Right. 424 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:23,400 Buy 2.2m of black satin. 425 00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:27,120 Imagine a tea cosy. 426 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,880 - You make one for him. - They get on my tits, Doc. 427 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:35,560 And once he's in the dark, you go back to basic maths. 428 00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,880 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 429 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,920 One, two, three, four... Oooh, it's not easy, you know! 430 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,960 He's already stopped saying "Damn, I went wrong." 431 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,040 That's a pity. 432 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,400 - Is it? - Is it? 433 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,280 - One, two, three... - One, two, three... 434 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:58,600 Excuse me. 435 00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,520 I don't believe it. Are you not reconciled with Renata? 436 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,960 We were, but we're not, anymore 437 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,160 Carry on, Marinette. 438 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,680 Count with me. One... 439 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,640 It's all my fault. 440 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,160 - Who is the lady? - Not a lady. 441 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,320 Who is it? 442 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:24,520 - You'll never guess. - I don't want to. Tell me. 443 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,080 When did you last see Désiré? 444 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,600 I saw him on Sunday, why? 445 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,440 On Monday, he very kindly put me up for the night. 446 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,880 But the next day, we went to the market. 447 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,800 You know the type, ladies' men, 448 00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:41,040 bores who claim they can get them all. 449 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,160 Désiré is a men's man. 450 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,800 Well, for him, all men are... 451 00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,440 All of them, all! 452 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,000 What, accessible? 453 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,840 Every single one you see here, 454 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,240 traders or customers, whether they realise it or not... 455 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:58,920 Upcoming or real asset, they're all gay. 456 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,200 Gay? 457 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:06,480 Yes, these days, you don't say "poofter" or "bender", anymore. 458 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,040 You say "gay". Didn't you know? 459 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:10,200 No, I didn't. 460 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,560 - Hello, Michou. - Sir! 461 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,720 Hi! 462 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,000 Don't tell me he's gay. 463 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,400 - Hi, there! - You OK? 464 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,760 There. Where were you? 465 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:41,600 - I don't believe you. - You don't? I'll show you. 466 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,080 - Any lychees? - Not today. 467 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,240 - Any mangoes? - No mangoes, either. 468 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,800 Which one of you was it? 469 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:06,320 It wasn't me. I told you, it wasn't me! 470 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,440 - Please, it wasn't me. - Who, then? 471 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,960 Who was it, then? 472 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,280 - Good bye, young lady. - Good bye. 473 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,440 Oh, hell! 474 00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,640 Take no notice. 475 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,720 The exception proves the rule. Come on, jump in! 476 00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:31,440 Her again? 477 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,000 That night, Jerome and myself took refuge, 478 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:45,800 like two immigrants, inside our own lives. 479 00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:50,120 In the small flat where I now lived, 480 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,680 Jerome was quietly dreaming in the bed of the child I missed. 481 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,520 This child, whom I borrowed once every two months, 482 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,240 from his decidedly American mummy. 483 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:10,080 Marie-Paule, my sister, had insisted to give me 484 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:13,360 a time monster which, in the silence of the night, 485 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,400 would chomp away on seconds like peanuts. 486 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,640 No, no, no! 487 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:23,400 No, no! Enough, now! 488 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,160 It wasn't me! 489 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,240 As if furnishing my flat wasn't enough... 490 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,920 - Thank you. - Bye-bye. 491 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:34,200 Attila, stop it! Sit! 492 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,000 Marie-Paule had decided to replenish my life. 493 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,040 Will you take Carmen home? She lives in Vaucresson. 494 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,240 With pleasure. 495 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,960 Vaucresson? Why not Brussels? 496 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:51,680 Thank you. 497 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,080 Vaucresson? Don't mention it, my pleasure. 498 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:57,320 She fancies you like the devil. 499 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,840 How tedious they are, 500 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,240 those who can't bear your loneliness. 501 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,320 While I was at the wheel, 502 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,520 Carmen behaved badly, rather quickly. 503 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,240 But I did indulge myself at times. 504 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,440 Nothing wrong with him. 505 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:21,960 That's very good news. 506 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,240 Marie-Paule had brought me a most charming person 507 00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:30,880 with her perfectly healthy Persian cat. 508 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,760 I invited her back to my house for brunch, 509 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:38,960 not quite understanding the meaning of that word. 510 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:41,520 Her name was Geraldine, 511 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,240 and though I won't deny she was a looker, 512 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,960 she also talked far too much. 513 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,320 What about this one? 514 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,640 My first is the cry of a sheep, my second is type of monkey, 515 00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:56,000 my third is the cry of a sheep, my fourth is a type of monkey. 516 00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,880 Your fifth is the cry of a sheep. 517 00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:59,520 - You know it? - No. 518 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,040 My whole is a train coming in the station. 519 00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:06,640 Baa baboon, baa baboon, Baa baboon, baa baboon... 520 00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:09,680 And as I rather like observing a minute of silence 521 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,760 after the skirmish of love... 522 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,400 Hullo? 523 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:22,760 - Little bro? - Yes. 524 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,360 Dinner on Friday with an Italian who loves Puccini, like you? 525 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,240 Stop bugging me, Marie-Paule. 526 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,560 Sorry? There's static on the line. 527 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,360 That's it, static on the line. 528 00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,560 You're bugging me, 529 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:39,360 B for Bernard, U for Ursula, G for George, or for garbage, 530 00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,160 I for insufferable, N for no more of this! 531 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:43,840 No need to spell it out. 532 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,920 I get it. 533 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,800 Please forgive me. 534 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:57,400 Would you repeat this on mummy's grave? 535 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,680 He fell asleep immediately. 536 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:31,960 - He dreams a lot. - Does he? 537 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,200 Didn't you know? 538 00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:42,120 He's not always with me. He lives in America. 539 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,120 - Thank you very much. - Thanks. 540 00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:45,360 Here you are. 541 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,120 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 542 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,960 - Oh, has my associate arrived? - Yes, half an hour ago. 543 00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,400 Very good. Bye! 544 00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:30,920 Good evening, Gautier. 545 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:34,000 Would you pass me my glasses, to improve our chances? 546 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,400 There. 547 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,480 Thank you. 548 00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,560 Oh, Gautier... 549 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:08,280 Is it morning, yet? 550 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,000 No, it isn't. Please go to bed. 551 00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,080 I want you to put me to bed. 552 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,200 Excuse me. 553 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,400 Look, Jim, listen... 554 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,560 Daddy is busy, leave him be. 555 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:27,000 You can see that daddy's busy. 556 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:29,200 Why are you wearing a skirt? 557 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,720 Never mind that, just go to sleep. 558 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,640 Otherwise, I warn you, Father Christmas... 559 00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:41,440 He went off like a light. 560 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,520 No more sound, no more pictures. 561 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:54,720 - Gautier... - Yes? 562 00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,640 Take everything off. 563 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,640 Why, what difference does it make? 564 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:04,640 I don't know. Academic. 565 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,840 - Gautier... - Yes? 566 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,120 - Gautier... - Henry. 567 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:21,960 - Ah, Gautier... - Tell me a story, please. 568 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,600 - I'll give you a smack. - Just one story. 569 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,680 Then, you go to sleep, I warn you! 570 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,640 Yes. 571 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,080 - Right! - Don't shout. 572 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,200 A witch and seven dwarves were in the woods. 573 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,120 - Don't shout. - All right. 574 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,960 - One day, the witch... - But, who's this lady? 575 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,880 Er, she's... She's a friend. 576 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,240 - Hello, Madam. - Hello. 577 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,040 What about this witch, then? 578 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,800 Well yes, what about the witch? 579 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,720 Yes, well, one day... 580 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:59,480 The seven lady dwarves went to the market in the snow. 581 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,400 The town was wearing her white ermine coat. 582 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,280 Suddenly, knock knock on the old man's door. 583 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:08,920 The witch, "Would you like an apple?" 584 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,800 The man, "How much are they?" 585 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,040 12.50 francs a kilo. 586 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,360 No, thank you, are you kidding? 587 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,840 But you get 13 for the price of 12. 588 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:26,400 Alas, the old man agrees, and he eats the 13th apple. 589 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:30,240 That's why the story is called The 13th Apple. 590 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,520 When the seven dwarves came back from the market... 591 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:39,240 The old man was lying on the floor, poisoned. 592 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:42,520 You're right. That's exactly it, sweetheart. 593 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:46,480 And so, what did they do? What did the seven... 594 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,280 Don't worry, I'm fine. 595 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,720 What do you mean, what about her? 596 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:26,360 - Who, "her"? - My car. 597 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,720 Where? 598 00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:32,160 Wait a second, what do you mean, "Where?" 599 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,400 No, I'm sorry. No, no, no! 600 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:36,280 - I'm sorry! - What do you want? 601 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,920 To draw up an accident report. 602 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,280 - Insurance policy! - What insurance? 603 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,280 - Not insured? - It's not my bike. 604 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,680 - Stolen? - Borrowed. 605 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:55,440 - From? - Not your business. 606 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,760 I'm being polite, so be polite too! 607 00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:01,160 Seen this scratch? Do you know what this car is worth? 608 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,840 No, but I'm still bothered. Stop wriggling. 609 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,280 What if I did this on your face? 610 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:13,000 All right, vehicle A and vehicle B. 611 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,120 You're vehicle B. 612 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,200 Ah, shit! 613 00:39:18,360 --> 00:39:22,440 Well then, I was here, you came from there, OK? 614 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,800 I was in a perfectly legal position, 615 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:26,960 I was in control of my vehicle. 616 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,000 I'm showing it with an arrow. 617 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:31,360 Broken line. 618 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,240 Cross at the point of impact. 619 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,400 Cross at the point of impact... Shit! 620 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,720 It won't be so funny when you get the bill. 621 00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,400 You scratched the bonnet. 622 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,240 I've not scratched anything. 623 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,440 Oh no, shit... 624 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,840 Name and surname. 625 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,840 - Capp, Andy. - Capp... 626 00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,640 - No, seriously. - Seriously. 627 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:04,000 Betty Boop. 628 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,000 Poop Poop Pee Doop. 629 00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:12,160 OK, any witnesses? 630 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,000 Brilliant! 631 00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:20,920 OK, you don't want to tell me your name. 632 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,720 - Gender, then? - Yes. 633 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,160 What, "Yes"? 634 00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,000 Some women look as good as you, and they are not women. Gender? 635 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:29,280 Just a moment, Sir! 636 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,680 Ah, you saw everything. 637 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,920 - Objectively, this young... - Did you see everything? 638 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:36,920 Yes, and to start with, she... 639 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,280 Oh, I see! 640 00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:41,400 In the Pain in the Arse family, we now have the cousin. 641 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,720 How come there are so many of you? 642 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,280 - Why me? - See how she talks to us? 643 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,880 Go after her, go after her! 644 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,160 It's OK, it's OK. 645 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,800 I'm OK, I'm fine. 646 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,960 I'm fine. It's OK, I'm fine. 647 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,680 "In the Pain in the Arse family, we now have the cousin." 648 00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,840 What a great woman... 649 00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:26,680 A woman who scratched your heart in the street with a bike pedal, 650 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,120 will never enter your life again. 651 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:30,960 But she will enter mine. 652 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,720 Can a friend who invites his friends 653 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,520 to celebrate the New Year luxuriously, 654 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,240 play the Nutcracker Suite? 655 00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:44,080 Ah, the beautiful Lucienne is going to truss up the mallards. 656 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,800 No, too hot! 657 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,560 The answer is yes, he can, if he loves cooking 658 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,240 and everyone is made to enlist in the orchestra. 659 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,720 Doctor, what could I ask you to do? 660 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,080 Pinch the carps, it's a start, anyway. 661 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,440 I'm watching you. 662 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,440 What on earth are you doing? Give me this knife. 663 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:07,680 There, like this. 664 00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:19,080 - In the left hand? - Yes, I'm left-handed. 665 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,600 Mind your nails, then. 666 00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,160 But what are you doing? 667 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:26,400 I said diced, you're making a Julienne. 668 00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:30,160 Me?! Careful what you say! Me, making a Julienne?! 669 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,600 - Yes, all right... - Oh, the cheek! 670 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,880 - Making a Julienne? - Yes, a Julienne. 671 00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,320 - Who did this to the crayfish? - I did. 672 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:43,720 You asked me. 673 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,240 On the contrary, congratulations, Mrs Bétheil. 674 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:51,440 Frank, a great friend whose leg I pull only out of jealousy, 675 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:54,320 was a bourgeois, but also a gentleman cook. 676 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,600 Nothing was too much for his cooking. 677 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:59,600 He gave it the most beautiful of tools, language. 678 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:03,440 Here, we braise, we blanch, we fry gently, we steam, we skim. 679 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:07,720 We whet the appetite, we skin, we peel, we filet. 680 00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:10,840 We don't squeeze a lemon, we express it. 681 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,040 Not the chef's hat, I look a fool. 682 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:20,440 Would Mrs Bétheil do the venison before she sits down? 683 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:21,600 Me? 684 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,880 No, no, Mrs Bétheil. 685 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:28,160 You brown the venison... 686 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:30,280 Before dusting it with flour. 687 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,440 Three volunteers to go to the cellar. 688 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:36,320 - We've already been three times. - Make it four! 689 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:40,160 Two or three sprigs of dill, from the greenhouse, chop chop! 690 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,440 Second one... Excuse me! 691 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:58,880 "In the Pain in the... family, the cousin." 692 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,600 You? You're here? 693 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,840 I've been watching you for ten minutes. 694 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,040 You didn't see me. 695 00:44:10,240 --> 00:44:12,760 Sorry, you have flour on your face. 696 00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:20,440 There are two official languages in Norway. 697 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:21,600 But be careful. 698 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:23,120 If you meet a Laplander, 699 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,600 don't address him in Norwegian, he would answer in Finnish. 700 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,720 - Really? - Yes. 701 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:33,280 We went with North Pole Adventures, but you can use any tour operator. 702 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,600 They'll all take you to the same country. 703 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,720 Cold country, warm people. 704 00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:41,560 Crossed, would you believe, by the Gulf Stream. 705 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,200 Welcome to the club, Mrs Bétheil. 706 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,920 The Gulf Stream! 707 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,320 The Gulf Stream? Never! 708 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,040 Yes, the Gulf Stream. 709 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,200 Hence, in the spring... 710 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,040 Light, flowers, fruit trees... 711 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,880 Which are mirrored... 712 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,280 Which are mirrored in the magical water of the fjords. 713 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,840 What is a fjord, in fact? 714 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,160 - A fjord... - All sitting down? 715 00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:15,160 Yes! 716 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:16,840 Three, four! 717 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:23,160 Come on! 718 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,720 There, come on, let's not waste time. 719 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,120 Stop the music! 720 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:37,440 Spoon in the air... 721 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,160 On your marks, one, two... 722 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:46,320 This is not happening. 723 00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:51,160 Hullo? 724 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:53,360 Gisou! 725 00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,160 Happy New Year to you too, Gisou! 726 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:00,600 No, it's 10pm, we're in France. 727 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:01,880 Happy New Year! 728 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,320 Yes, me too, lots! Loads of them! 729 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,000 Is it OK to put the spoons down? 730 00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:11,760 No. 731 00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:12,920 Yes. 732 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,000 I can't repeat after you just now, I... 733 00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:18,040 Yes. 734 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:21,640 Me too. Yes. 735 00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:25,080 Your mother, your husband, your sister... 736 00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,320 I give you one million kisses. Of course, they are new. 737 00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,640 Bye-bye, my love. 738 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:34,560 It was her. 739 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,160 Attack! 740 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,000 Isn't Mrs Bétheil attacking? 741 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,760 Did you use truffle? 742 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,880 Yes, it's truffle soup. 743 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,880 - I can't have truffle. - You can't have truffle? 744 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,720 It must be difficult to feed yourself. 745 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,800 Come on, eat, don't mind me. 746 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,600 When you find yourself at the bottom of a fjord, 747 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,080 it really strikes you. 748 00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,280 What does? 749 00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,080 Not the undersea riches, invisible to the naked eye. 750 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,720 Although fishing ranks first in the world, 751 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,760 and, let me say this in passing, 752 00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:24,160 merchant marine represents 10% of the European tonnage. 753 00:47:25,160 --> 00:47:27,280 No, it's something else, it's... 754 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,760 How shall I put it? 755 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,600 The feeling that your are leaning over... 756 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,040 Over water. 757 00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:43,000 - This is too simplistic. - No, "over water" sounds good. 758 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:43,920 No! 759 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,040 What is there, under the water? 760 00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,480 A whole cultural thrill, starting with the most naive beliefs. 761 00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:58,800 During the last ice age, the phenomenal weight of the ice 762 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,880 pushed the earth crust in. 763 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,880 Consequently, as the icecap melted, 764 00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,920 the sea rushed in to up to 200km inland. 765 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,200 This is the time when, 766 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,880 in the midst of black cliffs and gleaming waterfalls, 767 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,920 trolls appeared. 768 00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:17,320 What is a troll? 769 00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,360 The marine troll causes the death of the mindless chatterer, 770 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,480 yourself, or anybody else. 771 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,200 The "nokken", or freshwater goblin, 772 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:31,600 - however... - Machinery users and car drivers, 773 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,720 please be warned that Mrs Bétheil's conversation 774 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:36,760 may well induce drowsiness. 775 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,600 I'm joking, Delphine. 776 00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:43,760 I know, I'm a dreadful bore. 777 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:45,320 Of course, not! 778 00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,040 I can't help it! 779 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:49,360 Not at all... 780 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:23,040 No, thank you. 781 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:36,960 Happy New Year! 782 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:00,920 - Happy New Year. - And to you, too. 783 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,200 - And good health, as well. - Yes, health is... 784 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:20,320 - And many freshwater goblins! - Oh, you're mocking me! 785 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:25,480 Where's Jerome? 786 00:50:36,480 --> 00:50:39,520 Henry, do you have a second? 787 00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:41,120 If I want to. 788 00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,320 They don't exist. 789 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,920 - Oh, Frank! - He's completely smashed. 790 00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:09,240 It's because of her, with her fjords. 791 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,200 It reminded him of his Norwegian woman, Birgit. 792 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:13,560 Norwegian... 793 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,840 Help me, I won't be able to put him to bed on my own. 794 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,840 - So in fact, you love Birgit? - Yes. 795 00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,080 - Don't make it worse, please! - Full lock, lots of room! 796 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,640 Out of the way! 797 00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,400 Ah! A troll! I want her! 798 00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,200 - No, you don't! - I do! 799 00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,920 - I want the troll! - Quiet! 800 00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:53,920 Henry! 801 00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:00,200 - Happy New Year, darling. - Happy New Year, pal. 802 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,360 You know Jack. 803 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,120 - No. Happy New Year. - Happy New Year. 804 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:11,920 - The young lady with the rose... - Louise? 805 00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:15,200 - Happy New Year! - Désiré! Happy New Year! 806 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:17,800 32, Place des Vosges. 807 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:51,200 - Yes? - Er, Pastor Redbean at home? 808 00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,920 Pastor Redbean? 809 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:58,080 Neither Pastor nor Redbean at this address. 810 00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:59,200 Good night. 811 00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,200 He looks like he's smiling. 812 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:09,120 - Mimi... - He is smiling, he's dreaming. 813 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,960 Almost over, don't worry. 814 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:16,400 - So, when are you coming to my... - Shh! You'll wake him up. 815 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,440 The first year, I can't remember what happened, 816 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:21,720 the next one, you broke your ankle. 817 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:25,520 So, what are you doing on Sunday the 8th? 818 00:53:25,720 --> 00:53:27,360 - Not the 8th. - The 15th, then? 819 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,800 I'm afraid this month, unfortunately... 820 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,680 Let's look at next month, then. 821 00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:36,800 - Ah, a bank holiday on the 2nd! - Shh! Not the 2nd. 822 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,080 The 14th? 823 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:42,720 Bring your swimming trunks, because now... 824 00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,920 There's an indoor swimming pool. 825 00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:48,840 Don't worry, Madam, we'll find a solution. 826 00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,200 I told this lady to call back later, 827 00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:54,400 but she retorted she'd rather wait. 828 00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:55,800 I asked who she was, 829 00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:57,920 she retorted it was a private call. 830 00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,640 Rinse him well, taking all the usual precautions. 831 00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:03,000 Hullo? 832 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,640 First of all, I'd like to tell you that I now eat truffles. 833 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,640 And do you know what? I've not experienced any problems. 834 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,120 Mrs Bétheil, speaking. 835 00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,200 In fact, I'm calling you about my sloth. 836 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,120 - Hullo? - Er, yes? 837 00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:20,240 Sloths are toothless, and a type of monkey. 838 00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:23,640 There are Hoffmann's sloths and brown-throated sloths. 839 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:24,640 Indeed. 840 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:28,280 Imagine this toothless mammal walking upside down in my flat! 841 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,720 We had to fit a bar in the lounge for him. 842 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:35,840 But the point is that my sloth is in fact a lady sloth... 843 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:36,800 Yes? 844 00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:40,680 And she is preggers, if you'll pardon my French. 845 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:45,080 I'm not sure what to do. Do you have a maternity unit? 846 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:47,000 Pardon? Who is this? 847 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:48,960 It's me, Louise. 848 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,600 Louise? 849 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:53,800 The fireworks. 850 00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:57,120 How do you know 851 00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,920 about brown-throated and Hoffmann's sloths? 852 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,680 I have a book in front of me. 853 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,800 - When do you finish work? - Me? I don't know, 7pm, 7.05pm. 854 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,360 7.30pm at the China Club, is that all right? 855 00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:11,960 Absolutely fine. 856 00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,080 - Ah, well done! - What for? 857 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,240 You're the last one, we're closing. 858 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,800 - Your group? - My group? 859 00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:29,920 Blood group. 860 00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,640 AB, but I'm just on my way to... 861 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:33,800 AB?! 862 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:38,200 - Paul, AB! - Oh, how wonderful! 863 00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,400 - We're very short of AB. - I'm sorry, but... 864 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:43,600 Sounds silly, but you're very rare. 865 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:48,800 Holy Mother! 866 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:52,240 God created the world and the world created surprises. 867 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,200 I was missing a crucial meeting 868 00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:56,920 which would determine the rest of my life... 869 00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,800 In order to shed, for strangers, 870 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:04,800 blood which I had just found out, didn't belong to me. 871 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,280 Your blood doesn't belong to you. 872 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,600 Your blood belongs to everyone. 873 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:45,720 - I'm so pleased you came. - I said I would, Fanny. 874 00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,360 - Having a drink? - Sorry, no time. 875 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,640 Are you expecting someone? 876 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,240 I was, yes. 877 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,040 In that case, beware of Dullsville, over there. 878 00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,400 - Dullsville? - Yes. 879 00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,800 - Where? - Under the lamp. 880 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,320 Look at him. 881 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,080 He reads the Financial Times, or he doesn't. 882 00:57:04,240 --> 00:57:08,120 He's watching you in the mirror, preparing the safari. 883 00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,240 He's not the sort to flash his teeth or his smile, 884 00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,400 or to wile you with aftershave. 885 00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,880 Just a crashing bore of a stalker, 886 00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,960 who goes hunting without charming. 887 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,280 Our latest resident stinker. 888 00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:27,120 He's going to stand up and to walk very close to you, 889 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:29,440 casting his eye on everything but you. 890 00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:33,120 His newspapers under his arm, and suddenly, stop! 891 00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,520 He puts a cigarette in his mouth and he asks you for a match. 892 00:57:37,680 --> 00:57:38,840 I may not have any. 893 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,120 He saw you smoking, otherwise, he'd ask for the time. 894 00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:46,880 That's when he says, his face hollowed by far niente... 895 00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,040 - Fanny, time to play. - Yes, yes. 896 00:57:50,560 --> 00:57:52,160 And then, he comes back. 897 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,400 Why? Because he has forgotten his car keys on the table. 898 00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:56,760 Come on, Fanny! 899 00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:33,600 Excuse me, you don't have a match, do you? 900 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,000 Ah, let me see, er... 901 00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:39,240 Yes, quite possibly. 902 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:47,520 Profoundly grateful. 903 00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:06,800 What happens next? 904 00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:10,440 Normally, he comes back and asks to make a call from the bar. 905 00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:15,640 He sits next to you while he waits, but no one ever answers the phone. 906 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:19,240 So he leaves again, but that's where he is very clever. 907 00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,400 Whatever time you get out of here, 908 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:23,920 his car is outside, winking at you. 909 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:29,320 And in the car, you get Sinatra, a spliff... 910 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:32,360 It's not a car, it's a bachelor pad. 911 00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:34,440 Have you been in his car, then? 912 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,600 He took me back, one day. 913 00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:40,360 - Well, back to his place. - And? 914 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:44,200 Nothing, I broke a little statuette as I came out of the bathroom, 915 00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:45,440 and he slapped me. 916 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,040 - No! - Yes. 917 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:49,880 Go away, Louise, this bloke is trouble. 918 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:52,520 Never, it's too funny. I'm waiting for him. 919 01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,960 I got to the car park, no keys. 920 01:00:07,680 --> 01:00:09,960 Armand, please call this number. 921 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:15,680 In London. 922 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,200 - I get to the car park... - No keys. 923 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:26,520 May I get you a little... Little something to listen to? 924 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,800 - Er, yes. - What? 925 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:32,880 I don't know... Yes! 926 01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,160 The Little Girl and the Big Monkey. 927 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,320 Fanny, do you know The Little Girl and the Big Monkey? 928 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:41,680 Of course. 929 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,560 Paul, give him a sandwich! 930 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,280 You were green, now you're white, it's great. 931 01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,160 - Yes, it's great. - You mustn't faint like this. 932 01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:18,600 I know that I mustn't, 933 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,200 but it's not about morals, I just feel sick. 934 01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:23,720 - Good night, Sir, thank you. - Good night. 935 01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:35,720 I want a sick note, I have missed a crucial meeting. 936 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:38,120 I demand a sick note! 937 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,280 My name is Jean-Sébastien. 938 01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,720 - Like the composer? - That's right. 939 01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:58,920 I'm called Maud. 940 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,960 Not asking where I got my tan? 941 01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:06,880 Yes. Where did you get so tanned? 942 01:02:07,040 --> 01:02:08,360 In Barbados. 943 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,400 On a boat. 944 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,560 I love being naked. 945 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,760 Entirely naked. 946 01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,960 - Maud... - Yes? 947 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:35,040 - Nothing, actually. - Ah. 948 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,520 A woman is a landscape. 949 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:40,200 And there are landscapes 950 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,840 in front of which you have to remain silent. 951 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,040 - This is undeniable. - Yes. 952 01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:50,040 Let the silence fold its wings around words, and around... 953 01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:51,200 Around eggs. 954 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,520 - Yes. - Yes. 955 01:02:58,720 --> 01:03:02,480 Any weed in this region? A little spliff. 956 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:03,960 How do you know? 957 01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:07,280 Leather... It soaks in. 958 01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,880 In front of you. 959 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,160 12 CONDOMS 960 01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,600 What on earth is Preservex? 961 01:03:19,760 --> 01:03:21,000 What do you think? 962 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:25,160 - Oh, dear, no. - What, "Oh dear, no"? 963 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:29,840 You just said that you like being entirely naked. 964 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:33,160 - But Maud... - Don't "But Maud" me. 965 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,640 But Maud, we can't avoid it. 966 01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,960 We didn't choose the times we live in. 967 01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,400 I have made a choice. I love boys. 968 01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,000 And you are neither the first nor the last. 969 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:45,520 Faced with this kind of disguise, I... 970 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:49,120 You're completely bonkers! 971 01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,600 She's nuts. 972 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:53,720 Let's not make love wearing masks, Jean-Sébastien. 973 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:54,880 What? 974 01:03:55,040 --> 01:03:57,680 Now, take me to Barbados. 975 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:00,480 All night long. 976 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,600 That's it. Don't count on it! 977 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,440 Make love wearing masks... She's off her trolley! 978 01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,920 - Bye-bye! - That's right, bye! 979 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,280 Yes, but I have a sick note. 980 01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,960 What pains in the neck! 981 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,960 - I thought he was in Sofia. - In Sofia? 982 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,760 Yes, Sofia. He's come back. 983 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:17,360 I may be a liberated woman, but I'm not a free woman, clearly. 984 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:19,480 Clearly. 985 01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:22,360 I've had enough of this, all right? 986 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:24,360 I didn't say anything. 987 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:34,160 Call me tomorrow morning at 8.30. 988 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:58,080 I don't even care. 989 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,000 Ah, I just... 990 01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:50,760 Pardon? No, no. 991 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:55,520 It doesn't matter, Mr Barnaby. Bye-bye. 992 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,840 Coming, coming! 993 01:07:13,000 --> 01:07:15,560 Coming, coming, coming! 994 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:20,480 No, wrong address... 995 01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,920 Marie-Paule?! I don't need anything. 996 01:07:25,080 --> 01:07:27,480 No, this time, I need you. 997 01:07:28,520 --> 01:07:29,520 I've met a man. 998 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,520 I'm divorcing Jean-Maurice. 999 01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:37,080 - Shit. - His name is Rolland. 1000 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:42,240 - Do you like it? - Yes. I don't know. 1001 01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:46,680 My darling, my darling... You'll love him, he's a bookseller. 1002 01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:50,560 His sister is much younger than me, but... 1003 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:52,960 Why are you telling me about his sister? 1004 01:07:53,120 --> 01:07:55,760 - Because they are twins. - Ah. 1005 01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:59,080 Here. These are just formalities, you just need to sign. 1006 01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:07,280 - Have you noticed my hair? - I have. 1007 01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:13,560 It's called Gust of Wind on the Azores. 1008 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,080 What is this? 1009 01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:20,840 It's to speed things up. Everyone writes letters like this. 1010 01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,800 "I, the undersigned Henry Sauveur, declare that many a time, 1011 01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,400 my sister shook with sobs..." Awful style! 1012 01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,360 "While telling me that her husband made her undress fully 1013 01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:35,800 in front of the 8pm newsreader..." 1014 01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:38,560 - Did Jean-Maurice do this? - No! 1015 01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:44,000 Do you think I went too far? Make a few changes if you like. 1016 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:46,520 Does Jean-Maurice even want a divorce? 1017 01:08:46,720 --> 01:08:48,960 He knows that otherwise, it will be hell. 1018 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:51,040 But we can also stay friends. 1019 01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,000 "What of St Hilarion Jean-Maurice, who, some evenings, 1020 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,960 wears fishnet stockings for no valid reason..." 1021 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:03,360 Are you Mad? Do you think I'll sign this? 1022 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,080 Is this water meant to flow down the stairs? 1023 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:08,440 Oh, my God! 1024 01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:12,640 - Oh, no! - I'm here, I'm here! 1025 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,400 Indeed, you are here... 1026 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:22,080 I must be dreaming! 1027 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,720 When he went off to Ireland to ride ponies with his secretary, 1028 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,120 you stayed neutral! 1029 01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:31,560 But when I want to give my body a chance, you take his side! 1030 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,840 To think I'm still helping you mopping your mess, 1031 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:37,720 like when we were little. 1032 01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,200 And what's this, I see? 1033 01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,800 No! 1034 01:09:46,040 --> 01:09:47,840 - No! - Henry? 1035 01:09:48,040 --> 01:09:50,280 - No! No! - Henry... 1036 01:09:57,600 --> 01:09:58,760 Hullo? 1037 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:02,240 - Is Mr Salvage in? - He's not coming in, this morning. 1038 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:05,720 Er, it's er... Henry Sauveur, speaking. 1039 01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:09,720 - Morning, Gautier. - Good morning, Sir. 1040 01:10:09,840 --> 01:10:12,520 Why am I calling? Yes, I know... 1041 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:16,680 The other evening, New Year's eve, I promised one of the guest... 1042 01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,720 Charming, but whose name totally escapes me... 1043 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,440 The address of a great acupuncturist, 1044 01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,680 one who really dots the i's. 1045 01:10:25,720 --> 01:10:29,720 But with my hectic lifestyle, I've lost her number. 1046 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,960 Marie-Louise, maybe? 1047 01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:34,920 Louise? 1048 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,840 Sherry? Really? 1049 01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,120 Like the drink? 1050 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:44,840 Yes, just a moment. 1051 01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,000 Just a moment. 1052 01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,440 43... 1053 01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,280 59, 28 and... 1054 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,400 It's 02, isn't it? 1055 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,160 I'd like to speak to Mrs Sherry, please. 1056 01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:03,560 Please hold the line. 1057 01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:09,000 We are trying to connect you as soon as possible. 1058 01:11:16,280 --> 01:11:19,560 Mrs Sherry is in a meeting. Could you ring back later? 1059 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:21,560 No, I'd rather wait. 1060 01:11:21,760 --> 01:11:23,640 You could be waiting a whole hour. 1061 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:25,880 Never mind, I'd rather wait. 1062 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:33,160 - Hullo, Henry? - Hullo? 1063 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:37,280 - Louise? Louise Sherry? - Yes. 1064 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,560 At last, I held in my arms the woman... 1065 01:11:59,720 --> 01:12:02,840 Good evening, here's your welcome drink. 1066 01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:06,160 Cider with a dash of Calvados and... 1067 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:08,560 And an oak leaf. 1068 01:12:08,720 --> 01:12:09,720 Thank you. 1069 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:12,680 Thank you, Sir, not in our hotel. 1070 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,160 At last, I held in my arms... 1071 01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,440 Has the chamber maid told you about the bath tap? 1072 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:21,000 Yes, everything is fine. 1073 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,280 Anything above 4, I warn you, you'll scald yourselves. 1074 01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:27,320 - Shall I close the shutters? - No need, thank you. 1075 01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:29,720 - Good evening, then. - Good evening. 1076 01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:33,280 At last, I... 1077 01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:36,160 Let me tell you about the air conditioning. 1078 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:39,720 - Right, zero means zero. - How much? 1079 01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:41,280 - Zero. - OK. 1080 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:43,160 - Up to 18... - Yes? 1081 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:46,280 Leave well alone, we've set it to 18. 1082 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:51,000 You're going too fast, let me write it down. 1083 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,040 No... Thank you, Sir. 1084 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:59,040 - Nothing special about the TV. - Bye! 1085 01:13:01,640 --> 01:13:04,000 - You don't... - Need anything, thank you. 1086 01:13:04,160 --> 01:13:06,440 Good evening, Sir. Good evening, Madam. 1087 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,360 On the Channel coasts and in Normandy, I give you my word 1088 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,120 that the sun will shine continuously, until Tuesday. 1089 01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:18,760 The candles are just here. 1090 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:27,560 Here, here, three, four! And what about a fire? 1091 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:29,760 - Shall I light it? - Not for us! 1092 01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:32,080 How do you mean, "Not for us"? 1093 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:37,760 It's juniper. The kind of fire you listen to. 1094 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,520 Listen to this... 1095 01:13:44,680 --> 01:13:48,800 - Yes, yes... Yes. - Yes, correct. 1096 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:51,560 Hey presto! 1097 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:55,000 The whole of Europe will also be bathed in sunshine, 1098 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,000 thanks to the Azores high... 1099 01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,480 Never mind. 1100 01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:03,880 And should you need anything, dial 15, my name is Marius. 1101 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,440 Thanks again. 1102 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:17,920 Let's get undressed before he intrudes again. 1103 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:42,160 Louise! 1104 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:46,160 I'm opening the window! 1105 01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,400 - I can't! - Pardon? 1106 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,400 Louise? 1107 01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,560 Ah, I'm so pleased to see you. 1108 01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,080 Come this way! 1109 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,360 We should have the chimney swept more often. 1110 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:14,080 We haven't had it swept, we should have it swept. 1111 01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:44,000 Cabourg's Low Tide. Here you are. 1112 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:47,320 Enjoy your meal, Sir, Madam... 1113 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:38,840 Glass of beer! 1114 01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,600 Who's having our best prawn platter? 1115 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,880 - We are. - Enjoy! 1116 01:16:48,040 --> 01:16:49,040 Thank you. 1117 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,960 - Wait. - What? 1118 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,880 - Louise... - Present. 1119 01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:01,040 I want to declare my love to you. 1120 01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:03,840 Are you ready? 1121 01:17:08,040 --> 01:17:09,040 Ready. 1122 01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:11,440 Louise... 1123 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,760 - Shall we sit here? - Absolutely. 1124 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,440 I'm famished. Are these pretzels? 1125 01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,000 Absolutely. 1126 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:26,600 I don't get your babe. Why wangle this just for you? 1127 01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:30,880 - Absolutely. Absolutely. - She's bad news. 1128 01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:33,680 Time's up. Not hanging around forever, not me. 1129 01:17:33,840 --> 01:17:36,680 You should have seen her face! 1130 01:17:36,840 --> 01:17:39,320 Get the feeling she thinks you're gay? 1131 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,760 - Sorry. - No problem. 1132 01:17:42,920 --> 01:17:44,600 Chill out, pal! 1133 01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:48,320 A chick can manage her looks, not her feelings. 1134 01:17:48,480 --> 01:17:51,440 I won't even tell you how it all finished, for him. 1135 01:17:51,600 --> 01:17:54,480 - Bloody midgets! - I did OK. 1136 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,000 You try and find Yes Men, especially here. 1137 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:59,320 Wondergirls, they are everywhere. 1138 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,880 - He was so browned off! - Hard luck. Is that true? 1139 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:04,040 Yes. 1140 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:07,120 I'm clean, and with her, I'm always soft, aren't I? 1141 01:18:07,280 --> 01:18:09,840 But I won't wait outside her door for ever. 1142 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:11,000 Absolutely. 1143 01:18:11,160 --> 01:18:14,600 She's like all the birds on this planet, totally atypical. 1144 01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:16,720 - She's in her own world. - What? 1145 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:18,280 Slice of bread? 1146 01:18:18,440 --> 01:18:21,880 Dammit! Why don't you tell her she's breaking your balls? 1147 01:18:22,080 --> 01:18:23,320 It's not that hard. 1148 01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:27,160 Yes, it is. It's too much or too short. 1149 01:18:27,360 --> 01:18:30,680 Break-ups are hard. Look at me and Pat, it cheesed me off. 1150 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:33,600 Stunning climax... 1151 01:18:33,760 --> 01:18:35,040 Are we off? 1152 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:43,040 What's the time? 1153 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:45,400 - Excuse me. - What? 1154 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:46,720 What's the time? 1155 01:18:46,880 --> 01:18:49,440 - I make it 8.30pm. - 8.30pm?! 1156 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:51,720 Time to shoot off! 1157 01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:53,840 - Bloody migraine... - OK, come on! 1158 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,680 Shall I light a fire? 1159 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,760 No, thank you. 1160 01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,480 What's the matter? 1161 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,120 Everything. I love you. 1162 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,600 Stop it. 1163 01:19:19,280 --> 01:19:21,200 You don't love me, you fancy me. 1164 01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:24,560 No, I love you. 1165 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,760 It will only last a moment. 1166 01:19:29,160 --> 01:19:30,320 It will last forever. 1167 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,840 Won't you sit down? 1168 01:19:56,640 --> 01:20:00,160 I can't. I can't, I can't. 1169 01:20:01,960 --> 01:20:03,560 I can't have two lives. 1170 01:20:05,280 --> 01:20:08,000 As it is, just the one can be too much. 1171 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:15,640 I can't tear the other side apart. I can't bring myself to tell him. 1172 01:20:18,320 --> 01:20:19,440 So, us... 1173 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:25,000 We have to part straight away. 1174 01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:29,160 Put the end before the beginning. 1175 01:20:29,320 --> 01:20:30,480 You understand? 1176 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:37,280 Forget me, it's not the end of the world. 1177 01:20:37,440 --> 01:20:38,440 It is. 1178 01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,320 You'll fall in love with someone else. 1179 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,280 No. 1180 01:20:47,880 --> 01:20:49,760 "Shall I close the shutters?" 1181 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,320 It hurts so much... 1182 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:30,000 Making love with a woman in tears is out of the question. 1183 01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:36,200 We parted with caresses. 1184 01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:43,000 - Bye, Mrs Lambert. - Bye, Doctor. 1185 01:21:43,160 --> 01:21:44,200 Bye-bye. 1186 01:21:46,440 --> 01:21:47,880 - Doctor? - Yes? 1187 01:21:48,040 --> 01:21:49,040 My dog... 1188 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:51,360 Sorry. 1189 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:53,920 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 1190 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:58,320 I went through difficult times, after that. 1191 01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:00,760 Louise had left. 1192 01:22:00,960 --> 01:22:04,000 But if she was looking for her laughter, 1193 01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:07,640 her perfume, her shadow... I had kept them. 1194 01:22:07,800 --> 01:22:10,040 What have you lost, Andromache? 1195 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,600 Mrs Lamotte has come back for her python. 1196 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:14,040 Where have you put him? 1197 01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,600 - Cain? - Yes, Cain. 1198 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,760 The other day, 1199 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,920 you left your stethoscope in the penguins' enclosure. 1200 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:23,360 Now, you've mislaid a snake. Honestly, what is occurring? 1201 01:22:23,560 --> 01:22:26,200 Andromache, I put him in a drawer. 1202 01:22:26,360 --> 01:22:32,200 I give you my word of honour, but I have forgotten which one. 1203 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:35,320 Ah, here he is. 1204 01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:41,640 Forgive me. 1205 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,480 Sorry. 1206 01:22:56,440 --> 01:22:57,520 My brother in law... 1207 01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:00,040 Jean-Maurice, what are you doing here? 1208 01:23:00,240 --> 01:23:02,920 Why did you say I wear fishnet stockings? 1209 01:23:03,040 --> 01:23:04,440 Morning, professor! 1210 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:06,160 What are you talking about? 1211 01:23:06,320 --> 01:23:08,080 What right do you have to write 1212 01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:11,480 that I asked your sister to whip me with gladioli? 1213 01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,200 But I never... 1214 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:15,760 - Morning, Sauveur! - Morning, Trévillon! 1215 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:19,520 I never wrote such things. Will this farce ever end? 1216 01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:23,640 Henry, my lawyer gave me the documents. 1217 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,080 They are damning! 1218 01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:27,640 Henry! 1219 01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:29,920 Henry! 1220 01:23:31,160 --> 01:23:32,520 You never liked me. 1221 01:23:34,160 --> 01:23:37,160 But to go as far as writing that I made her 1222 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:41,920 "undress fully in front of the 8pm newsreader..." 1223 01:23:42,960 --> 01:23:45,240 - Hello, Professor. - I never wrote this. 1224 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,080 Why the 8 o'clock news? 1225 01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,520 Get off my back, Jean-Maurice! 1226 01:23:54,680 --> 01:23:56,520 - Hello! - Morning! 1227 01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,920 - Morning, Henry! - You pipe down, OK? 1228 01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:00,400 Morning, professor! 1229 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:03,640 Isn't this your signature? 1230 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,480 It isn't, no. 1231 01:24:09,240 --> 01:24:10,920 She forged my signature. 1232 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,640 What's an Argentinian wheelbarrow? 1233 01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,080 You say I make her do the Argentinian wheelbarrow. 1234 01:24:18,480 --> 01:24:22,320 I don't know what an Argentinian wheelbarrow is! 1235 01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:23,480 What?! 1236 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:29,640 You all piss me off! 1237 01:24:31,760 --> 01:24:33,520 Your wife forged my signature, 1238 01:24:33,680 --> 01:24:36,480 I've never heard of an Argentinian wheelbarrow. 1239 01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:37,640 All right. 1240 01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,640 Could you write a letter to confirm this? 1241 01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:41,760 All right. 1242 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,960 Henry! 1243 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:46,480 Henry! 1244 01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,200 Louise! It's been so long! 1245 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,320 - Can't explain. - Coming down! 1246 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:56,880 - No! Come to my house tonight. - But... 1247 01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,040 - Please come. - To your house? 1248 01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,320 We've split up, he understands. 1249 01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:03,800 - Really? - He even wants to meet you. 1250 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,200 Maybe not... 1251 01:25:05,360 --> 01:25:07,640 Yes, do come, Henry! 1252 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,400 - Where are you going, so fast? - Off to work! 1253 01:25:15,840 --> 01:25:19,120 - Not too far, Vercingetorix! - Doctor! 1254 01:25:19,320 --> 01:25:24,360 Yes? Not too far, Vercingetorix! Vercingetorix has just... 1255 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,240 Doctor, just look at what you can see. 1256 01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:30,800 I'm a great-great-great-granddad. 1257 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,480 - Isn't life beautiful? - Oh yes, it is! 1258 01:25:34,680 --> 01:25:36,640 Come to my house to see the others! 1259 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,920 19! There are 19 of them! When are you coming? The 19th? 1260 01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:41,320 - I can't. - The 26th? 1261 01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:43,520 - I can't either. - Whenever you want! 1262 01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:50,920 - Change of plan! - How come? 1263 01:25:51,120 --> 01:25:53,880 - We're going! - Who's going with whom? 1264 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:56,800 You, with me. He's given me a return to New York. 1265 01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,640 Who? Your couple counsellor? 1266 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:00,920 Night of love in America. My invite. 1267 01:26:01,080 --> 01:26:03,200 What about my work, my animals? 1268 01:26:03,360 --> 01:26:06,960 You could ask one of your... What is it called, a colleague? 1269 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,680 Or am I less important than a beast? 1270 01:26:09,880 --> 01:26:12,640 Just a question. How would I have found out? 1271 01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,800 A note on the door, "Waiting at the airport." 1272 01:26:16,000 --> 01:26:20,640 - It's like a musical. - Yes. A very rhythmic one. 1273 01:26:29,320 --> 01:26:32,920 I wouldn't eat or talk anymore. I was never nasty, though. 1274 01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,920 - He asked, "What's up with you?" - I replied, "Nothing." 1275 01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,920 "I have nothing, Slobodan." 1276 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:43,920 - Pardon? - It's his name. 1277 01:26:45,280 --> 01:26:49,000 Last night, he played the cello from 8pm to 8am. 1278 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:52,240 - And in the morning... - He died. 1279 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:53,640 Stop it! 1280 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,920 He said, "I'm going back to my wife's, in Sofia." 1281 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:01,080 "If you want to spend a few days in Sofia with him..." 1282 01:27:02,080 --> 01:27:04,560 You. "You'll be most welcome." 1283 01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:08,080 Slobodan plays fair. 1284 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,200 Yes, I know! 1285 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:18,240 - Do you like popular novels? - I do. 1286 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:22,400 Me too. As they say in novels, nothing will ever come between us. 1287 01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:24,800 Yes, I know where it is. 1288 01:27:25,000 --> 01:27:28,800 This is your captain speaking, we should be taking off in 2 min. 1289 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,360 I wish you a pleasant flight. 1290 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:35,200 Excuse me, Sir, H-33. 1291 01:27:36,360 --> 01:27:37,360 We are together. 1292 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,680 Would you mind taking the other seat? 1293 01:27:39,880 --> 01:27:42,280 Actually, I always choose the middle seat. 1294 01:27:42,440 --> 01:27:44,360 I don't want my feet on the avenue, 1295 01:27:44,520 --> 01:27:46,560 with those pains walking up and down, 1296 01:27:46,720 --> 01:27:48,640 brats falling over you, etc. 1297 01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:50,680 So, excuse me, H-33. 1298 01:27:50,880 --> 01:27:53,640 If you like, there is a centre seat over there, 1299 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:56,560 and two more at the back, smoking or non smoking. 1300 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:59,560 Not over there, I'd be in front of the engines. 1301 01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:00,720 And at the back, 1302 01:28:00,920 --> 01:28:03,800 the plane is so happy that its tail starts wagging, 1303 01:28:03,960 --> 01:28:05,240 and so does my stomach. 1304 01:28:05,440 --> 01:28:07,520 Why not a seat outside, on the wing? 1305 01:28:07,720 --> 01:28:10,280 So, you don't want us to find a solution? 1306 01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:18,240 No. I'm sorry. Excuse me, H-33. 1307 01:28:18,360 --> 01:28:21,400 Don't worry, Sir, it's only natural. 1308 01:28:34,880 --> 01:28:37,240 Captain Lambert and his crew welcome you 1309 01:28:37,360 --> 01:28:41,360 on board this Air France Airbus, 1310 01:28:41,520 --> 01:28:43,920 to New York. 1311 01:28:44,080 --> 01:28:48,000 Please fasten your seatbelt and refrain from smoking. 1312 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:51,120 We wish you a very pleasant journey. 1313 01:31:10,400 --> 01:31:12,400 Excuse me! 1314 01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:17,080 Champagne, please! 1315 01:31:36,560 --> 01:31:39,520 - Not having your chips? - Er, no. 1316 01:31:53,680 --> 01:31:56,040 Sir, are you sure you don't want your meal? 1317 01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,160 I said no. 1318 01:32:13,520 --> 01:32:14,520 May I? 1319 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:50,080 This one, we should have numbered him, 1320 01:32:50,240 --> 01:32:53,240 like a piece that collectors fight over. 1321 01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:57,360 Louise was watching me, with my specimen in my arms. 1322 01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:59,720 Blooming nuisance. 1323 01:32:59,880 --> 01:33:01,160 Certified pest. 1324 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:03,080 Dreadful bore, headache. 1325 01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:05,000 Swine, pain in the neck. 1326 01:33:05,160 --> 01:33:06,440 Wearisome windbag. 1327 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:10,680 Complete creep, tormentor, downright drag... 1328 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:12,960 Bleeding stinker. 1329 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:15,960 - Henry! - Yes? 1330 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:17,720 Love of my life. 1331 01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:19,240 Touché. 1332 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:30,080 We finally landed in the New World. 1333 01:33:30,240 --> 01:33:33,480 Worn out by the ordeal and looking drawn by desire, 1334 01:33:33,640 --> 01:33:35,360 silently impatient, 1335 01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:38,160 we embarked feverishly aboard this lift 1336 01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:41,960 which seemed to be climbing up the American sky. 1337 01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:44,800 What could happen to us now? 1338 01:33:44,960 --> 01:33:47,560 And despite being tired, I smiled to myself, 1339 01:33:47,760 --> 01:33:50,880 as I figured that we had had to cross the Atlantic Ocean 1340 01:33:51,080 --> 01:33:53,000 and to bring our bodies to exile... 1341 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,520 For them to finally feel this euphoria 1342 01:33:55,680 --> 01:33:58,840 of pleasure and of love, described by Tolstoy as... 1343 01:33:59,040 --> 01:34:02,360 "Right up to the depths of time..." 1344 01:34:02,520 --> 01:34:05,320 "It is absolutely, irremediably..." 1345 01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:08,640 - Louise! - Henry... 1346 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:55,920 SUBTITLES: RED BEE MEDIA FRANCE 97055