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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN
THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S
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THE "TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING
JIMMY FALLON.
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TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS
GUESTS JESSE EISENBERG, BLAKE
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GRIFFIN, MUSICAL GUEST GRACIE
ADAMS AND FEATURING THE
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LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW
AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY
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FALLON
♪
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>> Jimmy: WOW.
OH MY GOODNESS
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO THE
SHOW
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THANK YOU FOR WATCHING
I'M JIMMY FALLON
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THEY ARE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE
THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN.
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IT'S BEEN A PRETTY CRAZY DAY
WITH THE STORM HITTING THE EAST
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COAST.
EXTREME WINDS AND THOUSANDS OF
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POWER OUTAGES SO EVERYONE OUT
THERE, STAY SAFE
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AND WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU
GUYS
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS AND
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JOKES.
WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY IS TALKING
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ABOUT THIS
LAST NIGHT HBO AIRED JONATHAN
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SWANN'S INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT
TRUMP AND LET'S JUST SAY, IT WAS
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SO BAD IT MADE HIS CORONAVIRUS
BRIEFINGS LOOK GOOD.
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THE INTERVIEW WAS SUCH A
DISASTER AT ONE POINT FEMA
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SHOWED UP AND WRAPPED TRUMP IN A
FOIL BLANKET
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YOU COULD TELL THINGS WEREN'T
GOING WELL BECAUSE MIDWAY
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THROUGH TRUMP ASKED IF HE COULD
TALK TO CHRIS WALLACE INSTEAD.
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>> INCIDENTALLY, I TOOK THE
TEST, TOO, WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU
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PASSED IT.
>> YEAH, HOW DID YOU DO?
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>> IT'S NOT THE HARDEST TEST.
>> NO.
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>> THE PICTURE ‐‐
>> THE LAST ‐‐
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>> IT'S AN ELEPHANT.
>> Jimmy: WELL, ELEPHANT,
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DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN
ELEPHANT
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IF YOU DON'T KNOW JONATHAN
SWANN, HE'S AN AUSTRALIAN
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REPORTER WHICH IS FUN BECAUSE WE
GOT TO SEE A TRUMP INTERVIEW GO
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DOWN THE DRAIN IN THE OPPOSITE
DIRECTION.
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TRUMP DID SO POORLY THE ONLY HBO
INTERVIEW HE'LL DO NOW IS ELMO'S
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LATE‐NIGHT TALK SHOW
THAT'S RIGHT
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THE INTERVIEW WAS ON HBO WHICH
IS WHY BEFOREHAND THEY SHOWED
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THIS GRAPHIC
ADULT CONTENT, CHILD LANGUAGE,
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BRIEF STUPIDITY.
THE INTERVIEW STARTED OFF WITH
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SWANN ASKING TRUMP ABOUT HIS
RESPONSE TO THE CORONAVIRUS.
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LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT.
>> WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY
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EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT WEARING
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MASKS ‐‐
>> RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT'S UNDER
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CONTROL.
>> HOW
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A THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DYING A
DAY.
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>> THEY'RE DYING, THAT'S TRUE.
IT IS WHAT IT IS
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>> Jimmy: IT IS WHAT IT IS
YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE
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UNITED STATES.
YOU'RE NOT POLLY WALNUTS
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DELIVERING BAD NEWS TO TONY
SOPRANO.
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SORRY, THINGS GOT A LITTLE
MESSY.
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IT IS WHAT IT IS, KAPISH
AT FUNERALS WHEN EVERYONE SAYS,
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MY CONDOLENCES, TRUMP'S LIKE IT
IS WHAT IT IS, WHERE ARE THE
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REFRESHMENTS
THAT REMINDS ME OF THE MOMENT
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AFTER THE ATTACK ON PEARL
HARBOR, FDR SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU
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DO
GOING TO DO?
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ANYWAY, MOVE OVER, MAGA, WE GOT
A NEW HAT ON THE MARKET.
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THERE IT IS.
"IT IS WHAT IT IS.
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FROM THERE THINGS ESCALATED WHEN
SWANN DIRECTLY CONFRONTED TRUMP
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ON THE COUNTRY'S COVID
STATISTICS AND TRUMP RESPONDED
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BY PULLING OUT A BUNCH OF
CHARTS
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WATCH THIS.
>> UNITED STATES IS LOWEST IN
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NUMEROUS CATEGORIES.
WE'RE LOWER THAN THE WORLD
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>> LOWER THAN THE WORLD?
>> WE'RE LOWER THAN ‐‐
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>> IN WHAT
IN WHAT?
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>> TAKE A LOOK
RIGHT HERE
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LOOK
HERE IS THE UNITED STATES.
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YOU HAVE TO GO BY THE CASES.
THE NUMBER OF CASES.
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LOOK, WE'RE LAST
MEANING WE'RE FIRST.
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TAKE A LOOK.
AGAIN, IT'S CASES.
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>> Jimmy: TRUMP LOOKS LIKE EVERY
DAD LOOKING AT IKEA
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INSTRUCTIONS
THIS ONE, HOLD ON, THIS WAS THE,
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RIGHT, PUT THE FLEGENDORF IN THE
FLUGEN
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NO
I'M HOLDING THE FLUGEN, HOW CAN
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I PUT IT IF THERE?
EVENTUALLY TRUMP TOSSED 500
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PAGES INTO THE AIR, WHEN THEY
LANDED, HE WAS GONE.
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CAN WE SEE ONE OF TRUMP'S CHARTS
AGAIN?
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SWANN WAS LIKE, SIR, THAT'S JUST
THE ALIGNMENT PAGE FROM YOUR
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PRINTER.
OKAY
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SO HIS RESPONSE TO THE
CORONAVIRUS QUESTIONS WASN'T
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TRUMP'S FINEST MOMENT.
LET'S SEE IF HE CAN BOUNCE BACK.
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HERE'S SWANN ASKING ABOUT CIVIL
RIGHTS ICON JOHN LEWIS
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>> HOW DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL
REMEMBER JOHN LEWIS?
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW.
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I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T KNOW JOHN LEWIS.
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HE CHOSE NOT TO COME TO MY
INAUGURATION
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>> Jimmy: HE CAN HOLD A GRUDGE,
HUH?
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YOU KNOW TRUMP'S PROBABLY
KEEPING STIMULUS CHECKS FROM ALL
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THE KIDS THAT DIDN'T SHOW UP TO
HIS 5th BIRTHDAY PARTY
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TRUMP'S UPSET JOHN LEWIS DIDN'T
COME TO HIS INAUGURATION
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HE WAS LIKE, I HOPE HE'D BE
THERE, I EVEN HELD 2 MILLION
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SEATS OPEN FOR HIM
IF ALL THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH
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FOR THE SECOND TIME IN TWO
WEEKS, TRUMP WAS ASKED FOR HIS
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THOUGHTS ON JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S
FORMER ASSOCIATE, GHISLAINE
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MAXWELL AND ONCE AGAIN HE SAID
THIS.
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>> HE'S NOW IN JAIL.
>> UH‐HUH.
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>> I WISH HER WELL, I WISH YOU
WELL, I'D WISH A LOT OF PEOPLE
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WELL
GOOD LUCK.
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LET THEM MOVE SOMEBODY WAS
GUILTY
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HER BOYFRIEND DIED IN JAIL
PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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HOW IT HAPPENED, WAS IT SUICIDE,
WAS HE KILLED?
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I DO WISH HER WELL
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING BAD
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FOR HER.
>> Jimmy: MAN, FOR A GUY WHO
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OWNED A BUNCH OF CASINOS YOU
THINK HE'D KNOW WHEN TO STOP
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DOUBLING DOWN.
STOP WISHING HER WELL.
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SHE'S AN ACCUSED SEX TRAFFICKER,
NOT A KID GOING OFF TO COLLEGE
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FOR THE FIRST TIME
GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHICH COULD
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ONLY MEAN SHE WENT TO HIS
INAUGURATION
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A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLING
TRUMP'S INTERVIEW A TRAIN WRECK.
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GET THIS, APPARENTLY HBO HAD TO
DELETE SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS
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FOR TIME
WE MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON
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THE FOOTAGE.
CHECK THIS OUT
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>> HOW DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL
REMEMBER JOHN LEWIS?
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>> JOHN LEWIS, LIKE, HE DIDN'T
COME TO MY INAUGURATION.
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I'M NOT A FAN.
THE DALAI LAMA DIDN'T COME DID M
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SHE'S VERY MEAN.
VERY NASTY TO ME
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SHE WAS.
I DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT JOHN
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LEWIS.
TO ME, IT GOES, PERSON, WOMAN,
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MAN, CAMERA, TV, AND THEN WAY
DOWN THE LIST MAYBE JOHN LEWIS
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WE'LL SEE.
>> THE CRITICISM OF YOU THAT IS
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MOST PROMINENT IS ABOUT THE
COMMUNICATION.
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IT'S THE PUBLIC HEALTH EXPERTS
SAYING THAT IT NEEDS TO BE BASED
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IN REALITY
>> LOOK, IT IS BASED ON REALITY.
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WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IS
AMERICA MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF
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AMERICANS WITH COVID, BUT WE
HAVE VERY FEW BRITISH PEOPLE
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WITH COVID
UNLIKE, BY THE WAY, BRITISH
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LAND
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THAT.
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YOU WON'T REPORT THAT.
WELL, NO, LOOK, LOOK AT THESE ‐‐
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LOOK AT THESE ‐‐ LOOK AT THESE
CHARTS HERE.
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VERY IMPRESSIVE.
FOUR COLORS.
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I WALKED RIGHT INTO KINKO'S, I
SAW THIS CHART ON THE WALL, I
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SAID, BOOM, THAT'S THE CHART
THEN THE KINKO'S GUY STARTED
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WITH ALL THAT, SIR, THAT'S JUST
A SAMPLE CHART TO DEMONSTRATE
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OUR PRINTING SO THERE MAY BE
SOME PROBLEMS WITH KINKO'S BUT
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WE'RE LOOKING INTO STAPLES
WE'RE LOOKING INTO OFFICE MAX.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLING THEM
STINKO'S, BY THE WAY
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PEOPLE ARE DYING
THAT'S RIGHT
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IT IS, AS THEY SAY, WHAT IT IS
I LOVE THAT SAYING
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IT IS WHAT IT IS
OR AS THEY SAY IN FRENCH ‐‐
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PEOPLE SAY, HAKUNA MATATA.
AMERICA IS FAR LOWER THAN THE
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WORLD.
>> LOWER THAN WORLD?
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>> THAT'S RIGHT.
WHEN OTHER COUNTRIES LOOK AT US,
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THEY THINK, AMERICA, LOWER THAN
THE WORLD.
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YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SOME OF THE
BEST DOCTORS AROUND.
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GREAT DOCTORS.
SOME EVEN WOMEN DOCTORS.
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I CALL THEM NURSES
>> THE OTHER DAY A REPORTER
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ASKED YOU ABOUT GHISLAINE
MAXWELL.
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YOU SAID, "I JUST WISH HER WELL,
FRANKLY.
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>> I DO, I DO WISH HER WELL.
I WISH A LOT OF PEOPLE WELL.
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I ACTUALLY SENT HER SOMETHING
AT, YOU KNOW, THE JAIL
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IT WAS A BEAR, OR AS WE CALL IT,
A BUILD A BEAR, AND WHEN YOU
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SQUEEZE ITS HAND IT SAYS, SHH,
SNITCHES GET STITCHES.
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EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME.
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WHAT EVEN IS THAT?
WHEN I SAID I'D DO THIS, I
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THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE
INTERVIEWED BY A COLOGNE BY
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NEIMAN MARCUS.
AXIOS BY JIMMY CHOO.
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I PUT MY HANDS OUT LIKE THIS
SOMETIMES I GIVE YOU TWO PALMS
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SOMETIMES I GO IN, OUT, IN, OUT,
IN, OUT.
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>> SIR, THE THE QUESTION WAS HOW
WILL YOU ENSURE HOSPITALS DON'T
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REACH CAPACITY
>> WELL, NO, LOOK AT THESE
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THESE ARE THE LATEST NUMBERS,
JONATHAN
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MAYBE YOU HAVE MORE UP TO DATE
NUMBERS.
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YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN.
I KNOW AUSTRALIA IS, WHAT, ONE
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DAY AHEAD OR IS IT TWO DAYS
AHEAD?
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I HAVEN'T BEEN TO EUROPE IN A
LONG TIME.
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WHO ARE YOU WITH AGAIN
AXIOS HOLLYWOOD?
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WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND MARIO LO
LOPEZ?
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I LOVE MARIO LOPEZ
EVERYONE LOVES MARIO LOPEZ
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>> Jimmy: INTERESTING INTERVIEW.
IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT FOR TRUMP
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UNFORTUNATELY, THINGS DIDN'T GET
MUCH BETTER FOR HIM TODAY.
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DURING A BILL SIGNING HE WAS
TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL PARKS AND
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HE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE READING
THE WORD, YOSEMITE
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WATCH THIS.
>> WE WANT EVERY AMERICAN CHILD
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TO HAVE ACCESS TO PRISTINE
OUTDOOR SPACES
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WHEN THEY GAZE UPON YOSEMITE ‐‐
YOSEMITES' TOWERING SEQUOIAS
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: "AMERICA'S FULL OF
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BEAUTY FROM YOSEMITES, NATIONAL
PARK, TO THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI
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RIVER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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TO THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS TO
NEW YORK'S VIAGRA FALLS.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET TO SOME OTHER NEWS
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LISTEN TO THIS
KRAFT IS REPLACING THE WORD,
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DINNER, WITH BREAKFAST, ON ITS
ICONIC BLUE MACARONI AND CHEESE
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BOX.
LOOK AT THIS
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YEAH
FOR BREAKFAST.
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YEAH
I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT BECAUSE NOW
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I CAN FINALLY STOP MELTING KRAFT
SINGLES ON MY CHEERIOS
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MEANWHILE, VELVEETA IS LIKE, WHO
KNEW WE'D BE THE CLASSY BRAND?
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MAC AND CHEESE FOR BREAK TAFT.
IN A RELATED STORY THE CEO OF
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KRAFT MUST BE GOING THROUGH A
DIVORCE.
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FINALLY, THIS ISN'T GOOD, AT A
MUSEUM IN ITALY A TOURIST
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SNAPPED THREE TOES OFF A 19th
CENTURY STATUE
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WHILE POSING FOR A PHOTO
HERE'S THE MOMENT WHERE IT
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HAPPENED
CHECK IT OUT
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OH, YEAH, WHEN THE SECURITY
GUARD SAW THREE TOES ON THE
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FLOOR, HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, WHICH
THREE STATUES ARE MISSING THEIR
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PENISES?
AFTERWARDS THE TOURIST WAS LIKE,
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IT IS WHAT IT IS
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
HE'S GOT A NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL
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CALLED "WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING
THE WORLD.
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JESSE EISENBERG IS HERE.
PLUS, HE'S OUT WITH A NEW
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PODCAST CALLED "THE PURSUIT OF
HEALTHINESS.
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BLAKE GRIFFIN IS HERE.
AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM
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ONE OF MY NEW FAVES, GRACIE
ADAMS.
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GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT
SHOW" HASHTAGS
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HERE WE GO
♪ HASHTAGS ♪
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♪ HASHTAGS ♪
HEY, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK
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WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND
ASK YOU TO RESPOND TO THAT
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TOPIC.
THIS WEEK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
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FUN TO TRY ADD A WORD, RUIN A TV
SHOW
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FOR EXAMPLE, I SENT OUT A TWEET
THAT SAID, THE LAST CHICKEN
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DANCE.
THAT'S MY GO‐TO, MAN
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DON'T DO THAT AT WEDDINGS
ANYMORE.
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>> OH, THE CHICKEN DANCE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
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>> SURE, THEY DO.
>> Jimmy: NO
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> NAH.
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>> Jimmy: I DON'T GET INVITED TO
WEDDINGS ANYMORE
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MAYBE THEY DO.
DO YOU THINK THEY DO
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>> I KNOW THEY DO.
>> Jimmy: NO
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NO, THEY DO THE OTHER ONE, LIKE,
MOVE TO THE LEFT ‐‐
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>> OH, YEAH, THE CHA CHA SLIDE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DO THAT
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INSTEAD OF CHICKEN DANCE.
>> THEY DO IT IN ADDITION.
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>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: WITHIN MINUTES IT
BECAME A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE
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U.S. SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING
ALONG.
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WE RLOVE PLAYING THIS WITH THE
TWITTER AND ALL THAT STUFF
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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DOING
THIS
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IT'S FUN
WE DO IT EVERY WEEK.
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NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF
MY FAVORITE ADD A WORD RUIN A TV
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SHOW RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS
THIS FIRST ONE FROM
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@AMANDATHINKS13.
SHE SAYS, LOVE HANDLES ISLAND.
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FINALLY, A REALISTIC DATING
SHOW
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THIS ONE'S FROM @ILOVEGIRAFFES
SHE SAYS, DANIEL TIGER KING.
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OH
UNFORTUNATE.
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THIS ONE'S FROM @LIMEA
SHE SAYS, CROP TOP CHEF.
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CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT, PUT ON A
CROP TOP
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THIS ONE'S FROM @MISSCOACHK.
SHE SAYS, THE BABY‐SITTER'S
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FIGHT CLUB
OH, YEAH, FIRST RULE OF FIGHT
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CLUB, NO JUMPING ON THE BED.
THIS ONE'S FROM
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@REBECCAKILKLEIN
SHE SAYS MITSUBISHI OUTLANDER.
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IS THAT A REAL THING
COULD BE
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COULD BE
SOUNDS LIKE A MITSUBISHI CAR
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>> YEAH, A CAR THEY MAKE CALLED
THE OUTLANDER.
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>> Jimmy: THERE IS
>> WAIT, SUBARU OUTLANDER?
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YOU WOULD KNOW
NO, KIRK WOULD KNOW.
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NO, YOU'RE A SOCCER DAD.
KIRK HAD A ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS,
LET'S SETTLE THIS AT THE
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PEOPLE'S COURT.
>> ALL RIGHT
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>> Jimmy: CALL JUDGE JUDY ON
THIS ONE, MAN.
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MITSUBISHI ‐‐ SUBARU OUTLANDER
SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
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MITSUBISHI SHOULD THINK ABOUT
MAYBE OWNING IT.
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YEAH
THIS ONE IS FROM @LAKEITIS
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HE SAYS, WHOSE COCAINE LINE IS
IT ANYWAY?
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THAT SHOW'S ONLY ‐‐ THAT SHOW'S
ONLY TEN MINUTES LONG.
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OH, THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @
@JRODCASELL, HE SAYS, THE CARD,
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ANY CARD
"TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS.
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TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO
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TONIGHTSHOW
TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
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INTERESTING SAYING THIS
WITHOUT ‐‐ USUALLY I'M YELLING
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IT OVER THE BAND
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
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>> JUST YELL IT, ANYWAY.
>> Jimmy: OKAY
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TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR
FAVORITES GO TO
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TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS
WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE
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"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY.
♪
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>> Jimmy: WELL, WELCOME BACK,
EVERYBODY.
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AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS
STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT
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THE "TONIGHT SHOW.
HARDER
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BETTER
FASTER
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STRONGER
WHICH IS WHY WE ASKED VIEWERS AT
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HOME TO SEND IN ANY SUGGESTIONS
THEY HAVE JUST TO GET SOME
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FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS
THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D
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LIKE TO SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF
STUFF.
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SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE
AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX.
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♪ SUGGESTION BOX ♪
♪ SUGGESTION BOX ♪
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OH, HERE WE GO, Y'ALL.
THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM
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QFUNK.
SAYS, HEY, JIMMY, YOU'RE A
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PRETTY GOOD GUITAR PLAYER.
THANK YOU.
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BUT DO YOU PLAY ANY OTHER
INSTRUMENTS?
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ACTUALLY, I PLAY A LITTLE KAZOO.
I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.
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>> COME ON, MAN.
>> Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS
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TO DO.
>> DO IT, DO IT.
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>> Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS
TO DO IN THE SHOW.
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WELL, I CAN JUST ‐‐ I HAVEN'T
PLAYED IN A WHILE.
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HERE WE GO
ONE, TWO
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♪
APOLOGIZE.
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LIKE I SAID, I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN
A WHILE.
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LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME
♪
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[ LAUGHTER ]
UH, LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME
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IS THAT OKAY
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NO EDITS, RIGHT?
COOL
♪
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♪
>> YEAH, YOU'RE A LITTLE RUSTY.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, NEED A LITTLE
PRACTICE
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET ANOTHER SUG FROM THE
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SUG BOX.
HERE WE GO
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THIS IS FROM BRIAN McGINNIS.
HEY, JIMMY, I WANT TO PROPOSE TO
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MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CREATIVE WAY
AND SHE LOVES YOUR SHOW.
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CAN YOU SAY, JINA, WILL YOU
MARRY BRIAN?
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YEAH, ABSOLUTELY
JINA, YWILL YOU MARRY BRIAN
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HOPE THAT HELPS.
GOOD LUCK, BUDDY
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LET'S GET TO ANOTHER SUGGESTION.
ANOTHER ONE FROM BRIAN McGINNIS.
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HEY, JIMMY, BRIAN AGAIN.
SO, JINA DIDN'T ACCEPT MY
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WEDDING PROPOSAL BECAUSE SHE
THINKS YOU KIND OF HALFASSED THE
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DELIVERY AND NOW SHE BROKE UP
WITH ME.
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CAN YOU SAY I HOPE THE METS HAVE
A GOODS SEASON
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THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO LOOK
FORWARD TO IN MY LIFE.
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SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BRIAN
I'D LOVE TO WISH THE METS A GOOD
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SEASON BUT I'M A YANKEES FAN, SO
NO CAN DO.
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THIS ONE'S FROM SHANISE LARSON
OH
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WONDER IF THAT'S SHANISE FROM I
LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW ‐‐
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♪ I LOOK YOUR SMILE ♪
♪
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♪ I LIKE YOUR SMILE ♪
♪
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♪ I LIKE YOUR SMILE ♪
>> THAT WAS A GOOD SONG.
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>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD JAM.
YOU'D THINK THE KAZOO WOULD
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SOUND LIKE IT DID EARLIER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
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BUT IT DIDN'T.
>> BACK TO NORMAL.
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>> Jimmy: NOPE
INTERESTING.
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THIS ONE, HEY, JIMMY, I'VE BEEN
WATCHING THAT NEW NETFLIX SHOW,
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"FLOOR IS LAVA."
ME, TOO.
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I LOVE IT.
I WAS WONDERING, IS YOUR STUDIO
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FLOOR LAVA
I DON'T THINK SO
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RIGHT?
>> OF COURSE NOT
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I MEAN, WATCH.
OH
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HOT.
HOT.
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AHH!
I'M MELTING!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: OH, HOT.
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♪ OH, HOT ♪
♪ OH, HOT BABY ♪
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♪ I'M MELTING MELTING ♪
THIS ONE'S FROM ROSEANNE KIPP.
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HEY, JIMMY, I HAVEN'T CHECKED
OUT HBO MAX YET AND I WAS
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WONDERING IF IT'S WORTH SIGNING
UP FOR
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ANY THOUGHTS
A LOT OF PEOPLE REALLY LOVE IT,
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BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
SOMETHING SIMPLER, HBO JUST
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LAUNCHED A SECOND NEW STREAMING
APP CALLED HBO MIN
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HERE, CHECK THIS OUT
>> FROM THE MAKERS OF HBO MAX,
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HBO IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE HBO
MIN.
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A NEW STREAMING PLATFORM WITH
JUST ONE SHOW.
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"THE SOPRANOS," AYYS AND OOHS
ONLY EDITION.
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>> AYY
>> OOH.
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>> AYY.
>> OH.
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>> HBO MIN
STILL 16 BUCKS A MONTH.
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>> Jimmy: I'D SIGN UP FOR THAT
I LOVE THAT.
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ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET ANOTHER SUGGESTION
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HERE
THIS ONE IS FROM NICOLE KING
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HEY, JIMMY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF
LIAM NISSEN BALLOONS
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YOU SHOULD TRY ONE ON YOUR SHOW.
ACTUALLY I HAVE HEARD OF LIAM
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NEESON BALLOONS.
THEY'RE THE HIT.
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EVERY KID IS POSTING IT ON
TIKTOK
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WE HAVE ONE RIGHT EHERE
WE CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT.
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GOSH
HAVEN'T TRIED THIS BEFORE.
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LIAM NEESON BALLOON.
>> IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR RANSOM,
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I CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE
MONEY, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A
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VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS.
IT'S PRETTY COOL
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ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST
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SUGGESTION HERE.
THIS LAST ONE'S FROM JOHN
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SINCLAIR
HEY, JIMMY, I LOVE SHOCKTOP
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BEER
THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD BUT I
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THINK THE SHOCKTOP LOGO KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE YOU
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CAN YOU DO A SIDE BY YOU OF YOU
AND THE SHOCKTOP LOGO?
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I DON'T KNOW IF I REALLY LOOK
LIKE THE LOGO, BUT I CAN TRY AND
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SEE.
CAN WE SEE THE SHOCKTOP LOGO
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WEIRD.
IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE LIKE ME.
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LET ME TRY SOMETHING HERE.
HOLD ON.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
YEAH
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I KIND OF SEE IT NOW
ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR
AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX.
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STICK AROUND
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSE
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EISENBERG, EVERYONE.
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>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN
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OSCAR NOMINATED ACTOR AND A VERY
TALENTED WRITER.
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HE NOW STARS IN AND WROTE A
BRANDT NEW AUDOD
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BRAND‐NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL
CALLED "SAVING THE WORLD" WHICH
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PREMIERED ON AUDIBLE.COM
HERE'S JESSE
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>> HELLO
IN MY SEAT.
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>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING
ON
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>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON MY
COMPUTER.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE DONE
SOMETHING I'VE DREAMT OF DOING
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MY WHOLE LIFE EXCEPT YOU DID IT
DURING A PANDEMIC.
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YOU TOOK AN RV TRIP.
I'D LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
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00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:27,546
>> YES, YES, I MEAN, IT WAS OUT
OF NECESSITY, NOT LIKE ANY KIND
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OF, YOU KNOW, DREAM OR WHIM.
IT WAS LIKE WE WERE, LIKE, STUCK
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IN LOS ANGELES WHEN, YOU KNOW,
THE WORLD SHUT DOWN AND WE HAD
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TO GET BACK TO INDIANA WHERE WE
LIVED AND SO, YEAH, WE RENTED AN
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RV SO WE CAN KIND OF, LIKE,
QUARANTINE SAFELY AND ALSO MOVE.
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00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,063
>> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY, YOU TOOK
THE BABY WITH YOU.
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>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: DID HE LIKE IT
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WAS HE LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON
>> WELL, HE'S 3, ALMOST 4.
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I JUST ASKED HIM TODAY, DO YOU
REMEMBER WHEN WE SPENT THAT
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AMAZING WEEK IN THE CAMPER VAN
HE SAID, NO.
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I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE.
>> Jimmy: LIKE, NO, PUT ON "PAW
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PATROL."
NO
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>> I SAID THIS WAS, LIKE, THE
BEST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE
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I SHOWED HIM PICTURES.
I SAID, YOU SAID THIS WAS THE
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BEST THING IN YOUR LIFE.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, I DON'T
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HAVE IT AT ALL.
>> Jimmy: I'VE HAD THAT
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CONVERSATION, TOO.
>> DO WE HAVE TO DO ANYTHING
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NICE FOR OUR CHILDREN BEFORE
THEY'RE 7?
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>> Jimmy: 7'S THE AGE, THAT'S
WHEN THEY START REMEMBERING.
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NOTHING.
>> MYSELF FROM NOW ON ‐‐
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>> Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS TO
DRIVE THAT GIANT RV?
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>> I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.
A LEARNING CURVE WITH THE RV
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IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT LIKE ME, YOU
FEEL COCKY, WAY TOO PREMATURELY.
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00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,251
AFTER 20 MINUTES ONCE I DIDN'T
GET INTO AN ACCIDENT, I STARTED
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CHANGING LANES WHILE SIGNALING
>> Jimmy: ONE‐HANDER.
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>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE IDIOT
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7‐YEAR‐OLD BOY WHO, LIKE, IS ON
A BICYCLE FOR 20 SECONDS AND
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COMES BACK WITH A SPLIT LIP
BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO POP A
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WHEELIE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO HANDS
404
00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:52,898
>> EXACTLY.
>> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET
405
00:23:52,898 --> 00:23:55,534
THE COMMUNITIES?
THAT'S WHAT I'M OBSESSED ABOUT,
406
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:58,504
TOO, LIKE, THE RV WORLD.
>> THE CULTURE
407
00:23:58,504 --> 00:24:00,572
IT'S A WHOLE CULTURE.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC.
408
00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,610
>> THE INTERESTING THING IS THE
RV CULTURE DOES NOT END AT THE
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00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:08,747
RV PARK.
WHEN I SEE AN RV IN TOWN WHERE I
410
00:24:08,747 --> 00:24:13,686
LIVE, I GIVE THE GUY A NOD, HE
GIVES ME A NOD AND WE USUALLY
411
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:16,422
DISCUSS HITCHES.
IT'S A WHOLE, LIKE , EVERYBODY
412
00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:19,925
HAS THE SAME GRIPES.
WHY CAN'T THE FORESTER CARRY
413
00:24:19,925 --> 00:24:22,761
SOMETHING BIGGER
EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME GRIPES
414
00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:25,097
THAT SOUND ABSURD IF YOU DON'T
KNOW THE CULTURE.
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00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:28,033
>> Jimmy: I'VE DONE A TINY RV
TRIP TEN MINUTES AWAY FROM MY
416
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:29,134
HOUSE TO SEE IF I WOULD LIKE IT
IN A CAMPGROUND.
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00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:30,636
I DID.
I LOVED IT
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00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:35,207
I DID IT TWICE
I WANT TO BE CLOSER TO HOME.
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00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,408
>> RENTED AN RV FOR A TEN‐MINUTE
DRIVE?
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00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:38,711
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T DRIVE
IT THERE
421
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,779
MY FRIEND DROVE IT THERE AND
PARKED IT AND I WENT AND STAYED
422
00:24:40,779 --> 00:24:42,348
THERE.
>> A DEFINITE DRY RUN.
423
00:24:42,348 --> 00:24:52,057
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO MAKE
SURE, YOU KNOW, IF I WENT OUT, I
424
00:24:52,057 --> 00:24:52,858
GOT OUT, YOU KNOW.
>> AND YOU FEEL?
425
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:53,759
>> Jimmy: I LOVED IT, I LOVED
THE PEOPLE
426
00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:55,894
EVERYONE WAS SO NICE TO ME.
OFFERING ME THINGS
427
00:24:55,894 --> 00:24:57,663
FELT SO NEIGHBORLY
SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL
428
00:24:57,663 --> 00:25:01,166
ABOUT IT
IT WAS A VERY INTERESTING THING.
429
00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,969
I THOUGHT I'D BE LIKE, I DON'T
WANT TO SEE PEOPLE
430
00:25:03,969 --> 00:25:06,271
I WAS THE OPPOSITE, LIKE, HEY,
I'LL SHARE THIS YOU.
431
00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:10,009
>> I THINK IT'S BECAUSE WE NO
LONGER ‐‐ WE'RE STILL
432
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,210
INFANTILIZED IN OUR NORMAL LIVES
IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU DON'T,
433
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:14,480
LIKE, FIX ANYTHING
HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF
434
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,548
EVERYTHING, YOU FEEL, LIKE,
CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO TALK TO
435
00:25:16,548 --> 00:25:19,284
PEOPLE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE WAY
EARLY MAN USED TO TALK TO PEOPLE
436
00:25:19,284 --> 00:25:21,453
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT, LIKE,
INFANTILIZED BY, YOU KNOW, MASS
437
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,121
TECHNOLOGY
>> Jimmy: YEAH
438
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:25,457
DID YOU GET TO SEE THE COUNTRY
AND TAKE PICTURES AND ALL THAT
439
00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:26,925
STUFF?
>> YEAH.
440
00:25:26,925 --> 00:25:30,229
I MEAN, IT WAS TOTALLY SURREAL
IN THE SENSE THAT, LIKE, SO, YOU
441
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:32,331
KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S PROBABLY
ALREADY A SURREAL EXPERIENCE
442
00:25:32,331 --> 00:25:35,367
BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE ON
THE OPEN ROAD, WHATEVER THAT'S
443
00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:38,203
SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT DURING A
PANDEMIC IT WAS TRULY, LIKE,
444
00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:41,807
EMPTY, LIKE, WE WENT TO THE
GRAND CANYON WHICH WAS OPEN AND
445
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:45,844
WE WERE THE ONLY ONES THERE,
LIKE, WE WENT TO THESE AMAZING
446
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:47,913
TOWNS, YOU KNOW, LAWRENCE,
KANSAS, ST. LOUIS, ALBUQUERQUE,
447
00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:51,517
AND NO ONE WAS THERE
WE WOULD PARK, LIKE, WE WOULD
448
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:55,587
PARK ON THE GROUNDS OF, LIKE, A
MUSEUM AND WE WOULD, LIKE, WALK
449
00:25:55,587 --> 00:26:01,493
AROUND AND IT WAS LIKE I WAS IN
"BIG" OR "HONEY I SHRANK THE" ‐‐
450
00:26:01,493 --> 00:26:02,995
WHATEVER MOVIE HAS THAT KIND OF
EXPERIENCE.
451
00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,764
>> Jimmy: THIS IS A DREAM TO ME,
UNBELIEVABLE THAT YOU DID THAT
452
00:26:05,764 --> 00:26:08,100
I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT.
>> HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER
453
00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,102
PANDEMIC.
>> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT
454
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:13,072
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, YOU'RE
OPEN ABOUT DEALING WITH ANXIETY.
455
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:15,240
DID YOU HAVE ANXIETY AT ALL
DURING ‐‐ DO YOU HAVE IT NOW
456
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,644
DURING THE PANDEMIC?
>> NO, NO, I'VE BEEN ANXIETY
457
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:22,781
FREE SINCE WHENEVER THE PANDEMIC
STRUCK
458
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,517
ANY TIME THERE'S A REAL CRISIS
IN THE WORLD, I'M, LIKE, KIND OF
459
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,920
AN AMERICAN HERO
365 DAYS OF THE YEAR, AMERICAN
460
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,656
COWARD
CRISIS, AMERICAN HERO.
461
00:26:30,656 --> 00:26:32,758
I'M IN A PANIC THAT SOMETHING
TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
462
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:35,694
I THINK THERE'S BEEN GENERATIONS
OF ME, YOU KNOW, IN MY LINEAGE
463
00:26:35,694 --> 00:26:38,764
THAT ARE IN A PANIC WAITING FOR
THE BAD THING TO HAPPEN.
464
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:42,701
AND SO IT MAKES US LOOK REALLY
OUT OF STEP WITH SOCIETY AND
465
00:26:42,701 --> 00:26:44,436
WORRIED, BUT WHEN SOMETHING
ACTUALLY HAPPENS, WE'RE THE ONLY
466
00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:49,908
ONES THAT'S READY FOR IT, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN
467
00:26:49,908 --> 00:26:51,310
I CARRY A FLARE IN MY BACK
POCKET
468
00:26:51,310 --> 00:26:54,480
LOOKS WEIRD MOST OF THE TIME
THEN IF YOUR CAR GETS ‐‐
469
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,481
>> Jimmy: BLOW A TIRE.
HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE
470
00:26:55,481 --> 00:27:00,719
AUDIBLE ORIGINAL
I LOVE THIS, PEOPLE ARE DOING
471
00:27:00,719 --> 00:27:05,424
THIS NOW
THIS IS THE ONE THING I THINK IS
472
00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:09,795
KIND OF A LITTLE BIT COOL THING
COMING OUT OF THIS AWFUL
473
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,331
SITUATION WE'RE IN, EVERYONE'S
GETTING VERY CREATIVE AND SEEING
474
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:15,167
WHAT THEY CAN DO TO GIVE PEOPLE
CONTENT AND HELP PEOPLE.
475
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:21,607
ANY SECOND OF NORMALCY
IT JUST FEELS GOOD FOR PEOPLE.
476
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:25,444
YOU DID THIS AUDIBLE, ALMOST
LIKE AN AUDIBLE MOVIE KIND OF
477
00:27:25,444 --> 00:27:28,714
CALLED "WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING
THE WORLD.
478
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:31,984
YOU WROTE IN IT, STAR IN IT.
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS?
479
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:38,223
>> YEAH, IT'S ESSENTIALLY A
NOVEL TOLDSPECTIVE BUT IT'
480
00:27:38,223 --> 00:27:41,293
ALL AUDIO.
IT WOULD BE STRUCTURED LIKE A
481
00:27:41,293 --> 00:27:44,329
BOOK AND TAKES OVER THE COURSE
306
482
00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,333
OF 30 YEARS.
I PLAY A NEW FATHER AND JUMP 15
483
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,337
YEARS INTO THE FUTURE IN 2032
AND THE ACTOR PLAYS MY SON AT 15
484
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,640
THEN YOU JUMP BACK 30 YEARS TO
2002 AND KAITLYN DEAVER, THE
485
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,911
ACTRESS, PLAYS MY WIFE BEFORE WE
MET AND SO IT'S LIKE THIS KEEBD
486
00:27:58,911 --> 00:28:02,714
OF STORY OF A FAMILY OVER THE
COURSE OF 30 YEARS ALL CENTERED
487
00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:05,017
IN THIS TOWN IN INDIANA.
>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.
488
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:06,752
I CANNOT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS.
THIS IS FANTASTIC.
489
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:07,853
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALREADY GOING
490
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,621
TO MAKE A FILM VERSION ABOUT
THIS
491
00:28:09,621 --> 00:28:14,526
IS THAT TRUE
>> YEAH.
492
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,462
SO, YEAH, ADAPTED A SMALL PART
OF IT AND WROTE A MOVIE I'M
493
00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,798
GOING TO DIRECT WITH JULIANNE
MOORE AND THIS WONDERFUL
494
00:28:19,798 --> 00:28:22,401
COMPANY, A24, IS COMING ON TO
PRODUCE IT SO WE'RE ABOUT TO
495
00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:27,005
LEAVE FOR MANITOBA WHERE THERE
IS, YOU KNOW, VERY LITTLE VIRUS.
496
00:28:27,005 --> 00:28:30,709
>> Jimmy: I LOVE A24, BY THE
WAY.
497
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,444
ANY TIME I SEE THAT LOGO COME UP
I GO, OH, THIS MOVIE'S GOING TO
498
00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:33,879
BE COOL.
>> I KNOW.
499
00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:36,381
I'M HAVING TROUBLE JUST BECAUSE
OF MY OWN PESSIMISM PICTURING
500
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:40,886
THE THING I'M WORRIED I'M GOING
TO MAKE COMING AFTER THE LOGO
501
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:41,687
THAT I HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE
IN.
502
00:28:41,687 --> 00:28:44,790
>> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO
THAT AND LOOKING FORWARD TO
503
00:28:44,790 --> 00:28:46,758
LISTENING TO YOUR AUDIBLE
ORIGINAL
504
00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:47,526
ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU
STAY SAFE.
505
00:28:47,526 --> 00:28:52,397
>> THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, WAIT ANOTHER
506
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:57,502
FOUR YEARS AND DO ANOTHER RV
TRIP.
507
00:28:57,502 --> 00:28:58,637
>> I'LL SEE YOU ON THE ROAD.
>> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JESSE
508
00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:00,239
EISENBERG.
I DON'T HAVE THE NOD
509
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:03,208
>> I KNOW.
>> Jimmy: "WHEN YOU FINISH
510
00:29:03,208 --> 00:29:09,214
SAVING THE WORLD" IS OUT ON
AUDIBLE.COM.
511
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:09,763
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BLAKE
GRIFFIN, EVERYBODY
512
00:29:16,145 --> 00:29:22,160
♪
>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A
513
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,998
SIX‐TIME NBA ALL‐STAR WHO PLAYS
FOR THE DETROIT PISTONS.
514
00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:29,568
HIS NEW PODCAST, "THE PURSUIT OF
HEALTHINESS WITH BLAKE GRIFFIN"
515
00:29:29,568 --> 00:29:34,873
IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE.
HERE IS BLAKE GRIFFIN.
516
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,575
BLAKE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.
517
00:29:36,575 --> 00:29:38,877
>> TAHANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS.
518
00:29:38,877 --> 00:29:41,947
WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT.
NBA IS BACK, BUT IT'S NOT
519
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:45,217
REALLY, BUT IT IS.
WHERE WERE YOU, AND WHAT ‐‐ HOW
520
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:51,123
CLOSE WERE YOU TO BEING IN THE
BUBBLE OR ‐‐
521
00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,124
>> I'M NOT SURE.
LIKE, THE EARLY TALKS I THOUGHT
522
00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,959
MAYBE WE WERE ALL GOING TO GO
BACK BUT ENDED UP BEING JUST A
523
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:57,696
CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TEAMS.
SO WE'RE KIND OF ON THE OUTSIDE
524
00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:01,333
WATCHING, WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE,
BUT KIND OF NICE TO HAVE THIS
525
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:04,469
TIME AND THIS STRUCTURE AND NICE
TO BE ABLE TO SIT AND WATCH
526
00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:06,872
BASKETBALL NOW
>> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
527
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:10,375
YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR LIFE?
>> I THINK THE LAST TIME I WAS
528
00:30:10,375 --> 00:30:12,544
IN ONE PLACE FOR THIS AMOUNT OF
TIME WAS PROBABLY, LIKE, MIDDLE
529
00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:15,714
SCHOOL, BEFORE I REALLY STARTED
GETTING INTO BASKETBALL.
530
00:30:15,714 --> 00:30:18,684
>> Jimmy: WOW.
AND YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND FORMER
531
00:30:18,684 --> 00:30:22,821
TEAMMATES IN THE NBA BUBBLE.
HAVE YOU ‐‐ WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD
532
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:26,325
ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE
>> I TALKED TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS
533
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,293
AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT OF GAMES
I WAS LIKE, HOW WAS IT
534
00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:30,929
YOU KNOW, WITH NO FANS
HE WAS LIKE, KIND OF WEIRD
535
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:33,999
THEY PLAY THE CROWD NOISE BUT
YOU KNOW THE CROWD'S NOT THERE
536
00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:36,501
YOU SEE SCREENS EVERYWHERE
HE WAS LIKE, KIND OF LIKE
537
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:40,872
PLAYING A BASKETBALL GAME INSIDE
AN EPISODE OF "BLACK MIRROR.
538
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:43,608
THAT'S THE BEST WAY I'VE HEARD
IT DESCRIBED SO FAR.
539
00:30:43,608 --> 00:30:45,477
>> Jimmy: WOW, IT IS BIZARRE TO
WATCH.
540
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:48,313
I'M SO HAPPY THAT THEY'RE BACK
AND SO HAPPY THEY'RE TAKING IT
541
00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:53,018
SERIOUS, YOU KNOW, SO ‐‐ BECAUSE
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING,
542
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:56,521
BUT WITH THE SEASON SHUT DOWN,
YOU, PERSONALLY, MADE A DONATION
543
00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:58,924
TO THE ARENA WORKERS IN DETROIT.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REALLY COOL
544
00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:02,861
THING.
SO I'M HAPPY TO HAVONE YOU SON
545
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:05,030
JUST TO SAY THANK YOU FOR DOING
THAT
546
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:05,831
THAT WAS REALLY A NICE THING TO
DO
547
00:31:05,831 --> 00:31:08,967
WHAT MADE YOU ‐‐
>> I APPRECIATE IT.
548
00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:14,239
>> Jimmy: ‐‐ THINK TO DO THAT?
>> ACTUALLY A COUPLE OTHER GUYS
549
00:31:14,239 --> 00:31:17,075
HAVE DONE IT, KEVIN LOVE HAD
DONE IT, GIANNIS HAD DONE IT
550
00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:18,610
FROM MILWAUKEE
FOR US, THOSE PEOPLE ARE AT THE
551
00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:24,716
ARENA BEFORE WE GET THERE EVERY
DAY, THEY'RE THERE WHEN WE'RE
552
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,918
LEAVING AFTER THE GAME, WORKING
LONG HOURS
553
00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,186
THEY'RE MAKING SURE THE ARENA IS
SAFE AND RUNNING AND EVERYBODY
554
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:33,058
KNOWS WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE AND KEEPING US SAFE
555
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:34,726
SO IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING CARE OF
THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE,
556
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:36,995
UNFORTUNATELY, THOSE ARE
SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE THAT ARE
557
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,431
GETTING HURT THE MOST IN THIS
WHOLE SITUATION.
558
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,267
SO, JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS
IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM
559
00:31:42,267 --> 00:31:44,002
>> Jimmy: YEAH
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ‐‐ I THOUGHT
560
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,904
THAT WAS AWESOME THAT YOU DID
THAT
561
00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:55,046
LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW,
WE TALKED ABOUT STANDUP AND
562
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,481
DOING STANDUP AND ALL THAT STUFF
AND SOMEONE VIDEOED YOU AT A
563
00:31:56,481 --> 00:32:02,587
CLUB AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE AND
SAID, LIKE, BLAKE GRIFFIN DOES
564
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,991
STANDUP, ACTUALLY FUNNY.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT
565
00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:09,027
THAT THEY ‐‐ AND IT WAS GREAT.
BUT I GUESS PEOPLE ASSUME
566
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:11,430
BECAUSE YOU ARE A PRO ATHLETE
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN ALSO BE
567
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:14,199
GOOD AT STANDUP.
DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY
568
00:32:14,199 --> 00:32:18,537
>> YEAH.
I THINK PEOPLE ‐‐ PEOPLE ‐‐
569
00:32:18,537 --> 00:32:24,109
THEY'RE ALWAYS, LIKE, OH, YOU'RE
FUNNY FOR AN ATHLETE, SO, YOU
570
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:26,311
KNOW, YOU TAKE THE COMPLIMENT, I
GUESS, BUT, YOU KNOW, I HOPE
571
00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:29,381
SOMEDAY TO SHED THAT FOR THE
ATHLETE PART AND JUST BE FUNNY
572
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:32,417
BUT I'LL TAKE WHATEVER I CAN GET
AT THIS POINT.
573
00:32:32,417 --> 00:32:35,921
>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY COMEDIANS
THAT MIGHT BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL
574
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:40,192
THAT WE DON'T KNOW OF?
>> GOOD AT BASKETBALL FOR A
575
00:32:40,192 --> 00:32:43,261
COMEDIAN IS LIKE WHAT I ALWAYS
SAY, JUST TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE
576
00:32:43,261 --> 00:32:49,034
WHO SAY THAT.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.
577
00:32:49,034 --> 00:32:52,003
>> I GUESS THE BEST COMEDIAN
BASKETBALL I PROBABLY EVER
578
00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,172
PLAYED WITH IS ADAM SANDLER, A
SCRAPPY LITTLE GUARD, LIKE, PASS
579
00:32:54,172 --> 00:32:57,776
FIRST.
HE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF, LIKE,
580
00:32:57,776 --> 00:32:59,878
SWAGGER TO HIS GAME AND, LIKE,
LOVES THE GAME OF BASKETBALL
581
00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:01,413
YOU CAN TELL JUST BY THE WAY HE
PLAYS.
582
00:33:01,413 --> 00:33:03,582
I PROBABLY HAVE TO GIVE THE NOD
TO HIM.
583
00:33:03,582 --> 00:33:06,318
>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT.
SAND MAN IS THE BEST
584
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:09,921
I LOVE THAT.
THAT'S SO FUN.
585
00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,557
DID YOU USED TO PLAY THOSE
PICKUP GAMES AT GARY SHANDLING'S
586
00:33:12,557 --> 00:33:13,425
HOUSE?
>> I NEVER PLAYED, NO, I HEARD
587
00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:16,361
ABOUT THEM
I PLAYED WITH HIM ‐‐ SOME OF MY
588
00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:18,663
FRIENDS WOULD PLAY A SATURDAY
PICKUP GAME, RANDOM PICKUP GAME
589
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:22,968
EVERY SATURDAY, SO A COUPLE
TIMES I SAW HIM UP THERE
590
00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:26,104
AND PLAYED WITH HIM.
HE WAS ON MY TEAM ONE TIME
591
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:27,839
WE KIND OF JUST HAD SOME FUN
HE'S REALLY GOOD.
592
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,274
>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S THE
COOLEST.
593
00:33:29,274 --> 00:33:32,444
MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE HIM AS A
GUEST ON THE PODCAST BECAUSE
594
00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:37,148
IT'S A GOOD SEGUE.
"THE PURSUIT OF HEALTHINESS.
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ALL TEN EPISODES ARE OUT TODAY
ON AUDIBLE
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DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WOULD DO
A PODCAST?
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00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,487
>> I DIDN'T.
I DIDN'T
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00:33:42,487 --> 00:33:47,192
I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF, LIKE, I
HAD A COUPLE ‐‐ DO SOME SPORTS
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00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:50,395
STUFF, MAYBE SOME SPORTS COMEDY
CROSSOVER STUFF.
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00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,031
I JUST WAS ALWAYS LIKE THERE'S
SO MANY POD CCOSTS, EVERYBODY HA
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00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:56,501
ONE.
I DON'T HAVE A LOT TO SAY.
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00:33:56,501 --> 00:33:59,037
ALSO BEEN VERY INTERESTED IN
HEALTH AND WELLNESS MY WHOLE
603
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:02,407
LIFE
MY MOM WAS VERY, VERY HEALTHY.
604
00:34:02,407 --> 00:34:05,577
WE WERE THE KIDS WHERE, LIKE,
YOU CAME OVER TO SPEND THE
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00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:08,280
NIGHT, THE NEXT MORNING YOU HAD
TO EAT, LIKE, THE HEALTHY
606
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,814
CEREALS AND WE HAD OUR VITAMINS
OUT SO NOBODY WANTED TO SPEND
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00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:16,054
THE NIGHT.
THEN FROM THERE I WAS, YOU KNOW,
608
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,324
I WAS ‐‐ YEAH, IT WAS A MESS,
BUT I WAS A HEALTH/SCIENCE MAJOR
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00:34:19,324 --> 00:34:21,893
IN COLLEGE
EVEN IN THE NBA I'VE ALWAYS HAD
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00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:25,263
A BIG INTEREST IN HEALTH AND
WELLNESS AND ALL THE THINGS THAT
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00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,933
COME ALONG WITH IT
SO I DECIDED THE VERY LEAST,
612
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:31,269
THIS IS REALLY COOL CHANCE FOR
ME TO TALK TO, LIKE, LEADING
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00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,672
PEOPLE IN THE HEALTH AND
WELLNESS INDUSTRY AND HAVE GREAT
614
00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,975
CONVERSATIONS I WOULDN'T HAVE
OTHERWISE.
615
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:41,346
SO HAPPY THAT IT'S FINALLY HERE.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, GREAT GUESTS,
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00:34:41,346 --> 00:34:46,351
MI
MICHAEL B. JORDAN, KARLIE KLOSS.
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00:34:46,351 --> 00:34:49,854
I'M INTERESTED IN ‐‐ CHELSEA
HANDLER YOU HAVE ON THERE.
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00:34:49,854 --> 00:34:54,125
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LEARNED
THAT YOU GO, LIKE, I DIDN'T
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00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:57,529
REALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT OR?
>> HONESTLY, YEAH.
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00:34:57,529 --> 00:35:02,033
EVERY EPISODE, I THINK WE TRY TO
FOCUS ON EACH PERSON SORT OF HAS
621
00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:04,502
THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL VERTICAL
WITHIN THE HEALTH AND WELLNESS
622
00:35:04,502 --> 00:35:07,572
SPACE, AND THE REASON WE DID
THAT IS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT
623
00:35:07,572 --> 00:35:11,610
OF TIMES YOU HEAR ABOUT THESE
THINGS BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
624
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:16,114
THE INTRICACIES OF THEM AND, YOU
KNOW, CHELSEA WITH HER CANNABIS
625
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,617
LINE AND MICHAEL B. JORDAN, YOU
KNOW, HAVING JUST AN
626
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:25,624
UNBELIEVABLE WORKOUT REGIMEN
GETTING READY FOR MOVIES, ALL
627
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:28,893
THE WAY DOWN TO ANDY, HE WAS A
MONK THEN HE WAS IN THE CIRCUS
628
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,562
THEN HE STARTED DOING THE HEAD
SPACE STUFF, THE MEDITATION
629
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:35,166
STUFF.
SO JUST LEARNING ABOUT ALL THAT
630
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:38,837
AND ABOUT THESE PEOPLE, YOU
KNOW, WAS A LOT OF FUN FOR ME.
631
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:41,573
>> Jimmy: HOW DID IT FEEL BEING
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE
632
00:35:41,573 --> 00:35:42,540
INTERVIEW, BEING THE
INTERVIEWER?
633
00:35:42,540 --> 00:35:45,644
>> IT WAS INTERESTING.
I TRIED TO SORT OF DO MY OWN
634
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:48,413
RESEARCH AT FIRST.
I REALLY FOUND, LIKE, JUST THE
635
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:50,315
MORE CASUAL CONVERSATION YOU
HAVE, LIKE, THE BETTER THE
636
00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:53,918
INTERVIEW TURNS OUT SO I SORT
OF, YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO MAKE
637
00:35:53,918 --> 00:35:56,321
SURE I DID MY RESEARCH AND I
KNEW EVERYTHING GOING INTO IT,
638
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,157
BUT I REALLY TRIED TO RELAX AND
JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVE THAT CASUAL
639
00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,126
CONVERSATION
SO HOPEFULLY IT GETS BETTER AS
640
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:03,862
THE SEASON GOES ON.
>> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC
641
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:08,066
ACTUALLY ALREADY RENEWED FOR A
SECOND SEASON, SO CONGRATS
642
00:36:08,066 --> 00:36:08,633
>> THANK YOU
THANK YOU.
643
00:36:08,633 --> 00:36:10,635
APPRECIATE IT.
>> Jimmy: DUDE, ALWAYS GOOD TO
644
00:36:10,635 --> 00:36:12,203
SEE YOU.
THANK YOU FOR COMING ON OUR
645
00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:14,472
SHOW
"THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS" WITH
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00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,975
BLAKE GRIFFIN IS AVAILABLE NOW
ON AUDIBLE
647
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,843
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A
PERFORMANCE FROM GRACIE ADAMS,
648
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:19,457
EVERYONE
COME ON BACK
649
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:32,657
♪
>> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG,
650
00:36:32,657 --> 00:36:34,693
"I MISS YOU, I'M SORRY," FROM
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00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:41,566
HER NEW EP "MINOR," MAKING HER
TV DEBUT, HERE IS THE VERY
TALENTED GRACIE ABRAMS
652
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,303
♪
♪ DO YOU REMEMBER
653
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:53,478
HAPPY TOGETHER
I DO DON'T YOU ♪
654
00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:57,649
♪ THEN ALL OF A SUDDE
YOU'RE SICK TO YOUR STOMAC
655
00:36:57,649 --> 00:37:04,522
IS THAT STILL TRUE ♪
♪ YOU SAID FOREVE
656
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:10,428
IN THE END I FOUGHT IT
PLEASE BE HONEST ♪
657
00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:15,934
♪ ARE WE BETTER FOR I
THOUGHT YOU'D HATE M
658
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:22,907
BUT INSTEAD YOU CALLED ♪
♪ AND SAID I MISS YOU
659
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:28,480
I CAUGHT I
GOOD TO EACH OTHER ♪
660
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:37,222
♪ GIVE IT THE SUMME
I KNEW YOU TOO
661
00:37:37,222 --> 00:37:41,359
I ONLY SAW YOU ONCE ♪
♪ IN DECEMBER
662
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:48,733
I'M STILL CONFUSED
YOU SAID FOREVER ♪
663
00:37:48,733 --> 00:37:54,038
♪ AND I ALMOST BOUGHT I
I MISS FIGHTIN
664
00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:59,177
IN YOUR OLD APARTMENT ♪
♪ BREAKING DISHES
665
00:37:59,177 --> 00:38:06,084
WHEN YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED
I STILL LOVE YOU ♪
666
00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:10,655
♪ I PROMISE
NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE WA
667
00:38:10,655 --> 00:38:16,361
I WANTED ♪
♪ EVERY CORNER OF THIS HOUS
668
00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:20,865
IS HAUNTED
AND I KNOW YOU SAID ♪
669
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:27,605
♪ THAT WE'RE NOT TALKIN
BUT I MISS YOU
670
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:34,479
I'M SORRY ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA G
671
00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:40,051
THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORSE
EVERYTHING I KNOW ♪
672
00:38:40,051 --> 00:38:45,523
♪ BRINGS ME BACK TO U
I DON'T WANNA GO
673
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:51,429
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE I GO
674
00:38:51,429 --> 00:38:57,235
LEADS ME BACK TO YOU
I DON'T WANNA GO ♪
675
00:38:57,235 --> 00:39:02,574
♪ THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORS
EVERYTHING I KNO
676
00:39:02,574 --> 00:39:08,479
BRINGS ME BACK TO US ♪
♪ I DON'T WANNA G
677
00:39:08,479 --> 00:39:13,718
WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE
EVERYWHERE I GO ♪
678
00:39:13,718 --> 00:39:27,198
♪ LEADS ME BACK TO YO
BACK TO YO
679
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:40,078
BACK TO YOU ♪
♪ BACK TO YOU
680
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:45,984
I DON'T WANNA GO
THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORSE ♪
681
00:39:45,984 --> 00:39:51,656
♪ EVERYTHING I KNOW
BRINGS ME BACK TO US
682
00:39:51,656 --> 00:39:56,694
I DON'T WANNA GO ♪
♪ WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFOR
683
00:39:56,694 --> 00:40:09,274
EVERYWHERE I G
LEADS ME BACK TO YOU ♪
684
00:40:09,274 --> 00:40:10,675
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO
GRACIE ABRAMS.
685
00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,110
MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE
COME BACK.
686
00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,537
♪
♪
687
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,528
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR
WATCHING
688
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:31,829
STAY SAFE OUT THERE.
WASH YOUR HANDS.
689
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:33,398
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
690
00:40:33,398 --> 00:40:52,216
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY
♪
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