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>>> FROM ROCKEFELLER CENTER IN THE HEART OF NEW YORK CITY, IT'S

THE "TONIGHT SHOW" STARRING JIMMY FALLON.

TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS JESSE EISENBERG, BLAKE

GRIFFIN, MUSICAL GUEST GRACIE ADAMS AND FEATURING THE

LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW AND NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST, JIMMY

FALLON ♪

>> Jimmy: WOW. OH MY GOODNESS

THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO THE SHOW

THANK YOU FOR WATCHING I'M JIMMY FALLON

THEY ARE THE ROOTS RIGHT THERE THANK YOU FOR TUNING IN.

IT'S BEEN A PRETTY CRAZY DAY WITH THE STORM HITTING THE EAST

COAST. EXTREME WINDS AND THOUSANDS OF

POWER OUTAGES SO EVERYONE OUT THERE, STAY SAFE

AND WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU GUYS

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS AND

JOKES. WELL, GUYS, EVERYBODY IS TALKING

ABOUT THIS LAST NIGHT HBO AIRED JONATHAN

SWANN'S INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP AND LET'S JUST SAY, IT WAS

SO BAD IT MADE HIS CORONAVIRUS BRIEFINGS LOOK GOOD.

THE INTERVIEW WAS SUCH A DISASTER AT ONE POINT FEMA

SHOWED UP AND WRAPPED TRUMP IN A FOIL BLANKET

YOU COULD TELL THINGS WEREN'T GOING WELL BECAUSE MIDWAY

THROUGH TRUMP ASKED IF HE COULD TALK TO CHRIS WALLACE INSTEAD.

>> INCIDENTALLY, I TOOK THE TEST, TOO, WHEN I HEARD THAT YOU

PASSED IT. >> YEAH, HOW DID YOU DO?

>> IT'S NOT THE HARDEST TEST. >> NO.

>> THE PICTURE ‐‐ >> THE LAST ‐‐

>> IT'S AN ELEPHANT. >> Jimmy: WELL, ELEPHANT,

DOESN'T REALLY LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT

IF YOU DON'T KNOW JONATHAN SWANN, HE'S AN AUSTRALIAN

REPORTER WHICH IS FUN BECAUSE WE GOT TO SEE A TRUMP INTERVIEW GO

DOWN THE DRAIN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION.

TRUMP DID SO POORLY THE ONLY HBO INTERVIEW HE'LL DO NOW IS ELMO'S

LATE‐NIGHT TALK SHOW THAT'S RIGHT

THE INTERVIEW WAS ON HBO WHICH IS WHY BEFOREHAND THEY SHOWED

THIS GRAPHIC ADULT CONTENT, CHILD LANGUAGE,

BRIEF STUPIDITY. THE INTERVIEW STARTED OFF WITH

SWANN ASKING TRUMP ABOUT HIS RESPONSE TO THE CORONAVIRUS.

LET'S SEE HOW THAT WENT. >> WHEN THEY HEAR YOU SAY

EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT WEARING

MASKS ‐‐ >> RIGHT NOW, I THINK IT'S UNDER

CONTROL. >> HOW

A THOUSAND AMERICANS ARE DYING A DAY.

>> THEY'RE DYING, THAT'S TRUE. IT IS WHAT IT IS

>> Jimmy: IT IS WHAT IT IS YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE

UNITED STATES. YOU'RE NOT POLLY WALNUTS

DELIVERING BAD NEWS TO TONY SOPRANO.

SORRY, THINGS GOT A LITTLE MESSY.

IT IS WHAT IT IS, KAPISH AT FUNERALS WHEN EVERYONE SAYS,

MY CONDOLENCES, TRUMP'S LIKE IT IS WHAT IT IS, WHERE ARE THE

REFRESHMENTS THAT REMINDS ME OF THE MOMENT

AFTER THE ATTACK ON PEARL HARBOR, FDR SAYS, "WHAT ARE YOU

DO GOING TO DO?

ANYWAY, MOVE OVER, MAGA, WE GOT A NEW HAT ON THE MARKET.

THERE IT IS. "IT IS WHAT IT IS.

FROM THERE THINGS ESCALATED WHEN SWANN DIRECTLY CONFRONTED TRUMP

ON THE COUNTRY'S COVID STATISTICS AND TRUMP RESPONDED

BY PULLING OUT A BUNCH OF CHARTS

WATCH THIS. >> UNITED STATES IS LOWEST IN

NUMEROUS CATEGORIES. WE'RE LOWER THAN THE WORLD

>> LOWER THAN THE WORLD? >> WE'RE LOWER THAN ‐‐

>> IN WHAT IN WHAT?

>> TAKE A LOOK RIGHT HERE

LOOK HERE IS THE UNITED STATES.

YOU HAVE TO GO BY THE CASES. THE NUMBER OF CASES.

LOOK, WE'RE LAST MEANING WE'RE FIRST.

TAKE A LOOK. AGAIN, IT'S CASES.

>> Jimmy: TRUMP LOOKS LIKE EVERY DAD LOOKING AT IKEA

INSTRUCTIONS THIS ONE, HOLD ON, THIS WAS THE,

RIGHT, PUT THE FLEGENDORF IN THE FLUGEN

NO I'M HOLDING THE FLUGEN, HOW CAN

I PUT IT IF THERE? EVENTUALLY TRUMP TOSSED 500

PAGES INTO THE AIR, WHEN THEY LANDED, HE WAS GONE.

CAN WE SEE ONE OF TRUMP'S CHARTS AGAIN?

SWANN WAS LIKE, SIR, THAT'S JUST THE ALIGNMENT PAGE FROM YOUR

PRINTER. OKAY

SO HIS RESPONSE TO THE CORONAVIRUS QUESTIONS WASN'T

TRUMP'S FINEST MOMENT. LET'S SEE IF HE CAN BOUNCE BACK.

HERE'S SWANN ASKING ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS ICON JOHN LEWIS

>> HOW DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL REMEMBER JOHN LEWIS?

>> I DON'T KNOW. I REALLY DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW JOHN LEWIS.

HE CHOSE NOT TO COME TO MY INAUGURATION

>> Jimmy: HE CAN HOLD A GRUDGE, HUH?

YOU KNOW TRUMP'S PROBABLY KEEPING STIMULUS CHECKS FROM ALL

THE KIDS THAT DIDN'T SHOW UP TO HIS 5th BIRTHDAY PARTY

TRUMP'S UPSET JOHN LEWIS DIDN'T COME TO HIS INAUGURATION

HE WAS LIKE, I HOPE HE'D BE THERE, I EVEN HELD 2 MILLION

SEATS OPEN FOR HIM IF ALL THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH

FOR THE SECOND TIME IN TWO WEEKS, TRUMP WAS ASKED FOR HIS

THOUGHTS ON JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S FORMER ASSOCIATE, GHISLAINE

MAXWELL AND ONCE AGAIN HE SAID THIS.

>> HE'S NOW IN JAIL. >> UH‐HUH.

>> I WISH HER WELL, I WISH YOU WELL, I'D WISH A LOT OF PEOPLE

WELL GOOD LUCK.

LET THEM MOVE SOMEBODY WAS GUILTY

HER BOYFRIEND DIED IN JAIL PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

HOW IT HAPPENED, WAS IT SUICIDE, WAS HE KILLED?

I DO WISH HER WELL I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING BAD

FOR HER. >> Jimmy: MAN, FOR A GUY WHO

OWNED A BUNCH OF CASINOS YOU THINK HE'D KNOW WHEN TO STOP

DOUBLING DOWN. STOP WISHING HER WELL.

SHE'S AN ACCUSED SEX TRAFFICKER, NOT A KID GOING OFF TO COLLEGE

FOR THE FIRST TIME GHISLAINE MAXWELL, WHICH COULD

ONLY MEAN SHE WENT TO HIS INAUGURATION

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLING TRUMP'S INTERVIEW A TRAIN WRECK.

GET THIS, APPARENTLY HBO HAD TO DELETE SOME OF THE BEST MOMENTS

FOR TIME WE MANAGED TO GET OUR HANDS ON

THE FOOTAGE. CHECK THIS OUT

>> HOW DO YOU THINK HISTORY WILL REMEMBER JOHN LEWIS?

>> JOHN LEWIS, LIKE, HE DIDN'T COME TO MY INAUGURATION.

I'M NOT A FAN. THE DALAI LAMA DIDN'T COME DID M

SHE'S VERY MEAN. VERY NASTY TO ME

SHE WAS. I DON'T ANYTHING ABOUT JOHN

LEWIS. TO ME, IT GOES, PERSON, WOMAN,

MAN, CAMERA, TV, AND THEN WAY DOWN THE LIST MAYBE JOHN LEWIS

WE'LL SEE. >> THE CRITICISM OF YOU THAT IS

MOST PROMINENT IS ABOUT THE COMMUNICATION.

IT'S THE PUBLIC HEALTH EXPERTS SAYING THAT IT NEEDS TO BE BASED

IN REALITY >> LOOK, IT IS BASED ON REALITY.

WHAT PEOPLE DON'T REALIZE IS AMERICA MIGHT HAVE A LOT OF

AMERICANS WITH COVID, BUT WE HAVE VERY FEW BRITISH PEOPLE

WITH COVID UNLIKE, BY THE WAY, BRITISH

LAND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THAT.

YOU WON'T REPORT THAT. WELL, NO, LOOK, LOOK AT THESE ‐‐

LOOK AT THESE ‐‐ LOOK AT THESE CHARTS HERE.

VERY IMPRESSIVE. FOUR COLORS.

I WALKED RIGHT INTO KINKO'S, I SAW THIS CHART ON THE WALL, I

SAID, BOOM, THAT'S THE CHART THEN THE KINKO'S GUY STARTED

WITH ALL THAT, SIR, THAT'S JUST A SAMPLE CHART TO DEMONSTRATE

OUR PRINTING SO THERE MAY BE SOME PROBLEMS WITH KINKO'S BUT

WE'RE LOOKING INTO STAPLES WE'RE LOOKING INTO OFFICE MAX.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE CALLING THEM STINKO'S, BY THE WAY

PEOPLE ARE DYING THAT'S RIGHT

IT IS, AS THEY SAY, WHAT IT IS I LOVE THAT SAYING

IT IS WHAT IT IS OR AS THEY SAY IN FRENCH ‐‐

PEOPLE SAY, HAKUNA MATATA. AMERICA IS FAR LOWER THAN THE

WORLD. >> LOWER THAN WORLD?

>> THAT'S RIGHT. WHEN OTHER COUNTRIES LOOK AT US,

THEY THINK, AMERICA, LOWER THAN THE WORLD.

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE SOME OF THE BEST DOCTORS AROUND.

GREAT DOCTORS. SOME EVEN WOMEN DOCTORS.

I CALL THEM NURSES >> THE OTHER DAY A REPORTER

ASKED YOU ABOUT GHISLAINE MAXWELL.

YOU SAID, "I JUST WISH HER WELL, FRANKLY.

>> I DO, I DO WISH HER WELL. I WISH A LOT OF PEOPLE WELL.

I ACTUALLY SENT HER SOMETHING AT, YOU KNOW, THE JAIL

IT WAS A BEAR, OR AS WE CALL IT, A BUILD A BEAR, AND WHEN YOU

SQUEEZE ITS HAND IT SAYS, SHH, SNITCHES GET STITCHES.

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.

WHAT EVEN IS THAT? WHEN I SAID I'D DO THIS, I

THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE INTERVIEWED BY A COLOGNE BY

NEIMAN MARCUS. AXIOS BY JIMMY CHOO.

I PUT MY HANDS OUT LIKE THIS SOMETIMES I GIVE YOU TWO PALMS

SOMETIMES I GO IN, OUT, IN, OUT, IN, OUT.

>> SIR, THE THE QUESTION WAS HOW WILL YOU ENSURE HOSPITALS DON'T

REACH CAPACITY >> WELL, NO, LOOK AT THESE

THESE ARE THE LATEST NUMBERS, JONATHAN

MAYBE YOU HAVE MORE UP TO DATE NUMBERS.

YOU'RE AUSTRALIAN. I KNOW AUSTRALIA IS, WHAT, ONE

DAY AHEAD OR IS IT TWO DAYS AHEAD?

I HAVEN'T BEEN TO EUROPE IN A LONG TIME.

WHO ARE YOU WITH AGAIN AXIOS HOLLYWOOD?

WHY DIDN'T THEY SEND MARIO LO LOPEZ?

I LOVE MARIO LOPEZ EVERYONE LOVES MARIO LOPEZ

>> Jimmy: INTERESTING INTERVIEW. IT WAS A ROUGH NIGHT FOR TRUMP

UNFORTUNATELY, THINGS DIDN'T GET MUCH BETTER FOR HIM TODAY.

DURING A BILL SIGNING HE WAS TALKING ABOUT NATIONAL PARKS AND

HE HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE READING THE WORD, YOSEMITE

WATCH THIS. >> WE WANT EVERY AMERICAN CHILD

TO HAVE ACCESS TO PRISTINE OUTDOOR SPACES

WHEN THEY GAZE UPON YOSEMITE ‐‐ YOSEMITES' TOWERING SEQUOIAS

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: "AMERICA'S FULL OF

BEAUTY FROM YOSEMITES, NATIONAL PARK, TO THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPPI

RIVER. [ LAUGHTER ]

TO THE APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS TO NEW YORK'S VIAGRA FALLS.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET TO SOME OTHER NEWS

LISTEN TO THIS KRAFT IS REPLACING THE WORD,

DINNER, WITH BREAKFAST, ON ITS ICONIC BLUE MACARONI AND CHEESE

BOX. LOOK AT THIS

YEAH FOR BREAKFAST.

YEAH I'M EXCITED ABOUT IT BECAUSE NOW

I CAN FINALLY STOP MELTING KRAFT SINGLES ON MY CHEERIOS

MEANWHILE, VELVEETA IS LIKE, WHO KNEW WE'D BE THE CLASSY BRAND?

MAC AND CHEESE FOR BREAK TAFT. IN A RELATED STORY THE CEO OF

KRAFT MUST BE GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

FINALLY, THIS ISN'T GOOD, AT A MUSEUM IN ITALY A TOURIST

SNAPPED THREE TOES OFF A 19th CENTURY STATUE

WHILE POSING FOR A PHOTO HERE'S THE MOMENT WHERE IT

HAPPENED CHECK IT OUT

OH, YEAH, WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD SAW THREE TOES ON THE

FLOOR, HE WAS LIKE, OKAY, WHICH THREE STATUES ARE MISSING THEIR

PENISES? AFTERWARDS THE TOURIST WAS LIKE,

IT IS WHAT IT IS WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU

TONIGHT. HE'S GOT A NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL

CALLED "WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD.

JESSE EISENBERG IS HERE. PLUS, HE'S OUT WITH A NEW

PODCAST CALLED "THE PURSUIT OF HEALTHINESS.

BLAKE GRIFFIN IS HERE. AND WE'VE GOT GREAT MUSIC FROM

ONE OF MY NEW FAVES, GRACIE ADAMS.

GUYS, IT'S TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS

HERE WE GO ♪ HASHTAGS ♪

♪ HASHTAGS ♪ HEY, WE DO THIS THING EVERY WEEK

WHERE I SEND OUT A HASHTAG AND ASK YOU TO RESPOND TO THAT

TOPIC. THIS WEEK I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE

FUN TO TRY ADD A WORD, RUIN A TV SHOW

FOR EXAMPLE, I SENT OUT A TWEET THAT SAID, THE LAST CHICKEN

DANCE. THAT'S MY GO‐TO, MAN

DON'T DO THAT AT WEDDINGS ANYMORE.

>> OH, THE CHICKEN DANCE. >> Jimmy: YEAH.

>> SURE, THEY DO. >> Jimmy: NO

[ LAUGHTER ] >> NAH.

>> Jimmy: I DON'T GET INVITED TO WEDDINGS ANYMORE

MAYBE THEY DO. DO YOU THINK THEY DO

>> I KNOW THEY DO. >> Jimmy: NO

NO, THEY DO THE OTHER ONE, LIKE, MOVE TO THE LEFT ‐‐

>> OH, YEAH, THE CHA CHA SLIDE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY DO THAT

INSTEAD OF CHICKEN DANCE. >> THEY DO IT IN ADDITION.

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW WHAT ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: WITHIN MINUTES IT BECAME A TRENDING TOPIC IN THE

U.S. SO THANK YOU FOR PLAYING ALONG.

WE RLOVE PLAYING THIS WITH THE TWITTER AND ALL THAT STUFF

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS

IT'S FUN WE DO IT EVERY WEEK.

NOW I THOUGHT I'D SHARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE ADD A WORD RUIN A TV

SHOW RESPONSES FROM YOU GUYS THIS FIRST ONE FROM

@AMANDATHINKS13. SHE SAYS, LOVE HANDLES ISLAND.

FINALLY, A REALISTIC DATING SHOW

THIS ONE'S FROM @ILOVEGIRAFFES SHE SAYS, DANIEL TIGER KING.

OH UNFORTUNATE.

THIS ONE'S FROM @LIMEA SHE SAYS, CROP TOP CHEF.

CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT, PUT ON A CROP TOP

THIS ONE'S FROM @MISSCOACHK. SHE SAYS, THE BABY‐SITTER'S

FIGHT CLUB OH, YEAH, FIRST RULE OF FIGHT

CLUB, NO JUMPING ON THE BED. THIS ONE'S FROM

@REBECCAKILKLEIN SHE SAYS MITSUBISHI OUTLANDER.

IS THAT A REAL THING COULD BE

COULD BE SOUNDS LIKE A MITSUBISHI CAR

>> YEAH, A CAR THEY MAKE CALLED THE OUTLANDER.

>> Jimmy: THERE IS >> WAIT, SUBARU OUTLANDER?

YOU WOULD KNOW NO, KIRK WOULD KNOW.

NO, YOU'RE A SOCCER DAD. KIRK HAD A ‐‐

>> Jimmy: HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, LET'S SETTLE THIS AT THE

PEOPLE'S COURT. >> ALL RIGHT

>> Jimmy: CALL JUDGE JUDY ON THIS ONE, MAN.

MITSUBISHI ‐‐ SUBARU OUTLANDER SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

MITSUBISHI SHOULD THINK ABOUT MAYBE OWNING IT.

YEAH THIS ONE IS FROM @LAKEITIS

HE SAYS, WHOSE COCAINE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?

THAT SHOW'S ONLY ‐‐ THAT SHOW'S ONLY TEN MINUTES LONG.

OH, THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @ @JRODCASELL, HE SAYS, THE CARD,

ANY CARD "TONIGHT SHOW" HASHTAGS.

TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO

TONIGHTSHOW TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS

INTERESTING SAYING THIS WITHOUT ‐‐ USUALLY I'M YELLING

IT OVER THE BAND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> JUST YELL IT, ANYWAY. >> Jimmy: OKAY

TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR FAVORITES GO TO

TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE

"TONIGHT SHOW," EVERYBODY. ♪

>> Jimmy: WELL, WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

AS YOU GUYS KNOW, WE'RE ALWAYS STRIVING TO GET BETTER HERE AT

THE "TONIGHT SHOW. HARDER

BETTER FASTER

STRONGER WHICH IS WHY WE ASKED VIEWERS AT

HOME TO SEND IN ANY SUGGESTIONS THEY HAVE JUST TO GET SOME

FEEDBACK ABOUT WHAT YOU GUYS THINK OF THE SHOW, THINGS YOU'D

LIKE TO SEE US DO, THAT KIND OF STUFF.

SO TONIGHT LET'S LOOK INSIDE THE AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX.

♪ SUGGESTION BOX ♪ ♪ SUGGESTION BOX ♪

OH, HERE WE GO, Y'ALL. THIS FIRST ONE HERE IS FROM

QFUNK. SAYS, HEY, JIMMY, YOU'RE A

PRETTY GOOD GUITAR PLAYER. THANK YOU.

BUT DO YOU PLAY ANY OTHER INSTRUMENTS?

ACTUALLY, I PLAY A LITTLE KAZOO. I DON'T WANT TO DO IT.

>> COME ON, MAN. >> Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS

TO DO. >> DO IT, DO IT.

>> Jimmy: THERE'S OTHER THINGS TO DO IN THE SHOW.

WELL, I CAN JUST ‐‐ I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A WHILE.

HERE WE GO ONE, TWO

♪ APOLOGIZE.

LIKE I SAID, I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A WHILE.

LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME ♪

[ LAUGHTER ] UH, LET ME TRY ONE MORE TIME

IS THAT OKAY

NO EDITS, RIGHT? COOL ♪

♪ >> YEAH, YOU'RE A LITTLE RUSTY.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, NEED A LITTLE PRACTICE

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET ANOTHER SUG FROM THE

SUG BOX. HERE WE GO

THIS IS FROM BRIAN McGINNIS. HEY, JIMMY, I WANT TO PROPOSE TO

MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CREATIVE WAY AND SHE LOVES YOUR SHOW.

CAN YOU SAY, JINA, WILL YOU MARRY BRIAN?

YEAH, ABSOLUTELY JINA, YWILL YOU MARRY BRIAN

HOPE THAT HELPS. GOOD LUCK, BUDDY

LET'S GET TO ANOTHER SUGGESTION. ANOTHER ONE FROM BRIAN McGINNIS.

HEY, JIMMY, BRIAN AGAIN. SO, JINA DIDN'T ACCEPT MY

WEDDING PROPOSAL BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU KIND OF HALFASSED THE

DELIVERY AND NOW SHE BROKE UP WITH ME.

CAN YOU SAY I HOPE THE METS HAVE A GOODS SEASON

THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN MY LIFE.

SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT, BRIAN I'D LOVE TO WISH THE METS A GOOD

SEASON BUT I'M A YANKEES FAN, SO NO CAN DO.

THIS ONE'S FROM SHANISE LARSON OH

WONDER IF THAT'S SHANISE FROM I LIKE ‐‐ YOU KNOW ‐‐

♪ I LOOK YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪

♪ I LIKE YOUR SMILE ♪ ♪

♪ I LIKE YOUR SMILE ♪ >> THAT WAS A GOOD SONG.

>> Jimmy: THAT WAS A GOOD JAM. YOU'D THINK THE KAZOO WOULD

SOUND LIKE IT DID EARLIER. [ LAUGHTER ]

BUT IT DIDN'T. >> BACK TO NORMAL.

>> Jimmy: NOPE INTERESTING.

THIS ONE, HEY, JIMMY, I'VE BEEN WATCHING THAT NEW NETFLIX SHOW,

"FLOOR IS LAVA." ME, TOO.

I LOVE IT. I WAS WONDERING, IS YOUR STUDIO

FLOOR LAVA I DON'T THINK SO

RIGHT? >> OF COURSE NOT

I MEAN, WATCH. OH

HOT. HOT.

AHH! I'M MELTING!

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: OH, HOT.

♪ OH, HOT ♪ ♪ OH, HOT BABY ♪

♪ I'M MELTING MELTING ♪ THIS ONE'S FROM ROSEANNE KIPP.

HEY, JIMMY, I HAVEN'T CHECKED OUT HBO MAX YET AND I WAS

WONDERING IF IT'S WORTH SIGNING UP FOR

ANY THOUGHTS A LOT OF PEOPLE REALLY LOVE IT,

BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING SIMPLER, HBO JUST

LAUNCHED A SECOND NEW STREAMING APP CALLED HBO MIN

HERE, CHECK THIS OUT >> FROM THE MAKERS OF HBO MAX,

HBO IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE HBO MIN.

A NEW STREAMING PLATFORM WITH JUST ONE SHOW.

"THE SOPRANOS," AYYS AND OOHS ONLY EDITION.

>> AYY >> OOH.

>> AYY. >> OH.

>> HBO MIN STILL 16 BUCKS A MONTH.

>> Jimmy: I'D SIGN UP FOR THAT I LOVE THAT.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET ANOTHER SUGGESTION

HERE THIS ONE IS FROM NICOLE KING

HEY, JIMMY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF LIAM NISSEN BALLOONS

YOU SHOULD TRY ONE ON YOUR SHOW. ACTUALLY I HAVE HEARD OF LIAM

NEESON BALLOONS. THEY'RE THE HIT.

EVERY KID IS POSTING IT ON TIKTOK

WE HAVE ONE RIGHT EHERE WE CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT.

GOSH HAVEN'T TRIED THIS BEFORE.

LIAM NEESON BALLOON. >> IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR RANSOM,

I CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE MONEY, BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A

VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. IT'S PRETTY COOL

ALL RIGHT. WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST

SUGGESTION HERE. THIS LAST ONE'S FROM JOHN

SINCLAIR HEY, JIMMY, I LOVE SHOCKTOP

BEER THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD BUT I

THINK THE SHOCKTOP LOGO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOU

CAN YOU DO A SIDE BY YOU OF YOU AND THE SHOCKTOP LOGO?

I DON'T KNOW IF I REALLY LOOK LIKE THE LOGO, BUT I CAN TRY AND

SEE. CAN WE SEE THE SHOCKTOP LOGO

WEIRD. IT DOES LOOK A LITTLE LIKE ME.

LET ME TRY SOMETHING HERE. HOLD ON.

[ LAUGHTER ] YEAH

I KIND OF SEE IT NOW ALL RIGHT.

THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR AUDIENCE SUGGESTION BOX.

STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH JESSE

EISENBERG, EVERYONE.

>> Jimmy: OUR FIRST GUEST IS AN

OSCAR NOMINATED ACTOR AND A VERY TALENTED WRITER.

HE NOW STARS IN AND WROTE A BRANDT NEW AUDOD

BRAND‐NEW AUDIBLE ORIGINAL CALLED "SAVING THE WORLD" WHICH

PREMIERED ON AUDIBLE.COM HERE'S JESSE

>> HELLO IN MY SEAT.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING ON

>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON MY COMPUTER.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING I'VE DREAMT OF DOING

MY WHOLE LIFE EXCEPT YOU DID IT DURING A PANDEMIC.

YOU TOOK AN RV TRIP. I'D LOVE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

>> YES, YES, I MEAN, IT WAS OUT OF NECESSITY, NOT LIKE ANY KIND

OF, YOU KNOW, DREAM OR WHIM. IT WAS LIKE WE WERE, LIKE, STUCK

IN LOS ANGELES WHEN, YOU KNOW, THE WORLD SHUT DOWN AND WE HAD

TO GET BACK TO INDIANA WHERE WE LIVED AND SO, YEAH, WE RENTED AN

RV SO WE CAN KIND OF, LIKE, QUARANTINE SAFELY AND ALSO MOVE.

>> Jimmy: OBVIOUSLY, YOU TOOK THE BABY WITH YOU.

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: DID HE LIKE IT

WAS HE LIKE, WHAT'S GOING ON >> WELL, HE'S 3, ALMOST 4.

I JUST ASKED HIM TODAY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE SPENT THAT

AMAZING WEEK IN THE CAMPER VAN HE SAID, NO.

I SHOWED HIM A PICTURE. >> Jimmy: LIKE, NO, PUT ON "PAW

PATROL." NO

>> I SAID THIS WAS, LIKE, THE BEST WEEK OF YOUR LIFE

I SHOWED HIM PICTURES. I SAID, YOU SAID THIS WAS THE

BEST THING IN YOUR LIFE. I DON'T REMEMBER THAT, I DON'T

HAVE IT AT ALL. >> Jimmy: I'VE HAD THAT

CONVERSATION, TOO. >> DO WE HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

NICE FOR OUR CHILDREN BEFORE THEY'RE 7?

>> Jimmy: 7'S THE AGE, THAT'S WHEN THEY START REMEMBERING.

NOTHING. >> MYSELF FROM NOW ON ‐‐

>> Jimmy: WERE YOU NERVOUS TO DRIVE THAT GIANT RV?

>> I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS. A LEARNING CURVE WITH THE RV

IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT LIKE ME, YOU FEEL COCKY, WAY TOO PREMATURELY.

AFTER 20 MINUTES ONCE I DIDN'T GET INTO AN ACCIDENT, I STARTED

CHANGING LANES WHILE SIGNALING >> Jimmy: ONE‐HANDER.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW, LIKE THE IDIOT

7‐YEAR‐OLD BOY WHO, LIKE, IS ON A BICYCLE FOR 20 SECONDS AND

COMES BACK WITH A SPLIT LIP BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO POP A

WHEELIE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, NO HANDS

>> EXACTLY. >> Jimmy: DID YOU GET TO MEET

THE COMMUNITIES? THAT'S WHAT I'M OBSESSED ABOUT,

TOO, LIKE, THE RV WORLD. >> THE CULTURE

IT'S A WHOLE CULTURE. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC.

>> THE INTERESTING THING IS THE RV CULTURE DOES NOT END AT THE

RV PARK. WHEN I SEE AN RV IN TOWN WHERE I

LIVE, I GIVE THE GUY A NOD, HE GIVES ME A NOD AND WE USUALLY

DISCUSS HITCHES. IT'S A WHOLE, LIKE , EVERYBODY

HAS THE SAME GRIPES. WHY CAN'T THE FORESTER CARRY

SOMETHING BIGGER EVERYBODY HAS THE SAME GRIPES

THAT SOUND ABSURD IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE CULTURE.

>> Jimmy: I'VE DONE A TINY RV TRIP TEN MINUTES AWAY FROM MY

HOUSE TO SEE IF I WOULD LIKE IT IN A CAMPGROUND.

I DID. I LOVED IT

I DID IT TWICE I WANT TO BE CLOSER TO HOME.

>> RENTED AN RV FOR A TEN‐MINUTE DRIVE?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I DIDN'T DRIVE IT THERE

MY FRIEND DROVE IT THERE AND PARKED IT AND I WENT AND STAYED

THERE. >> A DEFINITE DRY RUN.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I WANT TO MAKE SURE, YOU KNOW, IF I WENT OUT, I

GOT OUT, YOU KNOW. >> AND YOU FEEL?

>> Jimmy: I LOVED IT, I LOVED THE PEOPLE

EVERYONE WAS SO NICE TO ME. OFFERING ME THINGS

FELT SO NEIGHBORLY SOMETHING KIND OF BEAUTIFUL

ABOUT IT IT WAS A VERY INTERESTING THING.

I THOUGHT I'D BE LIKE, I DON'T WANT TO SEE PEOPLE

I WAS THE OPPOSITE, LIKE, HEY, I'LL SHARE THIS YOU.

>> I THINK IT'S BECAUSE WE NO LONGER ‐‐ WE'RE STILL

INFANTILIZED IN OUR NORMAL LIVES IN NEW YORK CITY, YOU DON'T,

LIKE, FIX ANYTHING HERE BECAUSE YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF

EVERYTHING, YOU FEEL, LIKE, CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO TALK TO

PEOPLE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THE WAY EARLY MAN USED TO TALK TO PEOPLE

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT, LIKE, INFANTILIZED BY, YOU KNOW, MASS

TECHNOLOGY >> Jimmy: YEAH

DID YOU GET TO SEE THE COUNTRY AND TAKE PICTURES AND ALL THAT

STUFF? >> YEAH.

I MEAN, IT WAS TOTALLY SURREAL IN THE SENSE THAT, LIKE, SO, YOU

KNOW, I MEAN, IT'S PROBABLY ALREADY A SURREAL EXPERIENCE

BECAUSE YOU'RE KIND OF LIKE ON THE OPEN ROAD, WHATEVER THAT'S

SUPPOSED TO BE, BUT DURING A PANDEMIC IT WAS TRULY, LIKE,

EMPTY, LIKE, WE WENT TO THE GRAND CANYON WHICH WAS OPEN AND

WE WERE THE ONLY ONES THERE, LIKE, WE WENT TO THESE AMAZING

TOWNS, YOU KNOW, LAWRENCE, KANSAS, ST. LOUIS, ALBUQUERQUE,

AND NO ONE WAS THERE WE WOULD PARK, LIKE, WE WOULD

PARK ON THE GROUNDS OF, LIKE, A MUSEUM AND WE WOULD, LIKE, WALK

AROUND AND IT WAS LIKE I WAS IN "BIG" OR "HONEY I SHRANK THE" ‐‐

WHATEVER MOVIE HAS THAT KIND OF EXPERIENCE.

>> Jimmy: THIS IS A DREAM TO ME, UNBELIEVABLE THAT YOU DID THAT

I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT. >> HAVE TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER

PANDEMIC. >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T FREAK OUT

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS, YOU'RE OPEN ABOUT DEALING WITH ANXIETY.

DID YOU HAVE ANXIETY AT ALL DURING ‐‐ DO YOU HAVE IT NOW

DURING THE PANDEMIC? >> NO, NO, I'VE BEEN ANXIETY

FREE SINCE WHENEVER THE PANDEMIC STRUCK

ANY TIME THERE'S A REAL CRISIS IN THE WORLD, I'M, LIKE, KIND OF

AN AMERICAN HERO 365 DAYS OF THE YEAR, AMERICAN

COWARD CRISIS, AMERICAN HERO.

I'M IN A PANIC THAT SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

I THINK THERE'S BEEN GENERATIONS OF ME, YOU KNOW, IN MY LINEAGE

THAT ARE IN A PANIC WAITING FOR THE BAD THING TO HAPPEN.

AND SO IT MAKES US LOOK REALLY OUT OF STEP WITH SOCIETY AND

WORRIED, BUT WHEN SOMETHING ACTUALLY HAPPENS, WE'RE THE ONLY

ONES THAT'S READY FOR IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

I CARRY A FLARE IN MY BACK POCKET

LOOKS WEIRD MOST OF THE TIME THEN IF YOUR CAR GETS ‐‐

>> Jimmy: BLOW A TIRE. HEY, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE

AUDIBLE ORIGINAL I LOVE THIS, PEOPLE ARE DOING

THIS NOW THIS IS THE ONE THING I THINK IS

KIND OF A LITTLE BIT COOL THING COMING OUT OF THIS AWFUL

SITUATION WE'RE IN, EVERYONE'S GETTING VERY CREATIVE AND SEEING

WHAT THEY CAN DO TO GIVE PEOPLE CONTENT AND HELP PEOPLE.

ANY SECOND OF NORMALCY IT JUST FEELS GOOD FOR PEOPLE.

YOU DID THIS AUDIBLE, ALMOST LIKE AN AUDIBLE MOVIE KIND OF

CALLED "WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD.

YOU WROTE IN IT, STAR IN IT. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THIS?

>> YEAH, IT'S ESSENTIALLY A NOVEL TOLDSPECTIVE BUT IT'

ALL AUDIO. IT WOULD BE STRUCTURED LIKE A

BOOK AND TAKES OVER THE COURSE 306

OF 30 YEARS. I PLAY A NEW FATHER AND JUMP 15

YEARS INTO THE FUTURE IN 2032 AND THE ACTOR PLAYS MY SON AT 15

THEN YOU JUMP BACK 30 YEARS TO 2002 AND KAITLYN DEAVER, THE

ACTRESS, PLAYS MY WIFE BEFORE WE MET AND SO IT'S LIKE THIS KEEBD

OF STORY OF A FAMILY OVER THE COURSE OF 30 YEARS ALL CENTERED

IN THIS TOWN IN INDIANA. >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT.

I CANNOT WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS. THIS IS FANTASTIC.

>> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE ALREADY GOING

TO MAKE A FILM VERSION ABOUT THIS

IS THAT TRUE >> YEAH.

SO, YEAH, ADAPTED A SMALL PART OF IT AND WROTE A MOVIE I'M

GOING TO DIRECT WITH JULIANNE MOORE AND THIS WONDERFUL

COMPANY, A24, IS COMING ON TO PRODUCE IT SO WE'RE ABOUT TO

LEAVE FOR MANITOBA WHERE THERE IS, YOU KNOW, VERY LITTLE VIRUS.

>> Jimmy: I LOVE A24, BY THE WAY.

ANY TIME I SEE THAT LOGO COME UP I GO, OH, THIS MOVIE'S GOING TO

BE COOL. >> I KNOW.

I'M HAVING TROUBLE JUST BECAUSE OF MY OWN PESSIMISM PICTURING

THE THING I'M WORRIED I'M GOING TO MAKE COMING AFTER THE LOGO

THAT I HAVE A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN.

>> Jimmy: I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT AND LOOKING FORWARD TO

LISTENING TO YOUR AUDIBLE ORIGINAL

ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU STAY SAFE.

>> THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: YEAH, WAIT ANOTHER

FOUR YEARS AND DO ANOTHER RV TRIP.

>> I'LL SEE YOU ON THE ROAD. >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO JESSE

EISENBERG. I DON'T HAVE THE NOD

>> I KNOW. >> Jimmy: "WHEN YOU FINISH

SAVING THE WORLD" IS OUT ON AUDIBLE.COM.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH BLAKE GRIFFIN, EVERYBODY

♪ >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A

SIX‐TIME NBA ALL‐STAR WHO PLAYS FOR THE DETROIT PISTONS.

HIS NEW PODCAST, "THE PURSUIT OF HEALTHINESS WITH BLAKE GRIFFIN"

IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE. HERE IS BLAKE GRIFFIN.

BLAKE, WELCOME TO THE SHOW THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS.

>> TAHANK YOU. >> Jimmy: I APPRECIATE THIS.

WE HAVE A LOT TO TALK ABOUT. NBA IS BACK, BUT IT'S NOT

REALLY, BUT IT IS. WHERE WERE YOU, AND WHAT ‐‐ HOW

CLOSE WERE YOU TO BEING IN THE BUBBLE OR ‐‐

>> I'M NOT SURE. LIKE, THE EARLY TALKS I THOUGHT

MAYBE WE WERE ALL GOING TO GO BACK BUT ENDED UP BEING JUST A

CERTAIN AMOUNT OF TEAMS. SO WE'RE KIND OF ON THE OUTSIDE

WATCHING, WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE, BUT KIND OF NICE TO HAVE THIS

TIME AND THIS STRUCTURE AND NICE TO BE ABLE TO SIT AND WATCH

BASKETBALL NOW >> Jimmy: WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

YOU HAD THAT IN YOUR LIFE? >> I THINK THE LAST TIME I WAS

IN ONE PLACE FOR THIS AMOUNT OF TIME WAS PROBABLY, LIKE, MIDDLE

SCHOOL, BEFORE I REALLY STARTED GETTING INTO BASKETBALL.

>> Jimmy: WOW. AND YOU HAVE FRIENDS AND FORMER

TEAMMATES IN THE NBA BUBBLE. HAVE YOU ‐‐ WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD

ABOUT THE EXPERIENCE >> I TALKED TO ONE OF MY FRIENDS

AFTER THE FIRST NIGHT OF GAMES I WAS LIKE, HOW WAS IT

YOU KNOW, WITH NO FANS HE WAS LIKE, KIND OF WEIRD

THEY PLAY THE CROWD NOISE BUT YOU KNOW THE CROWD'S NOT THERE

YOU SEE SCREENS EVERYWHERE HE WAS LIKE, KIND OF LIKE

PLAYING A BASKETBALL GAME INSIDE AN EPISODE OF "BLACK MIRROR.

THAT'S THE BEST WAY I'VE HEARD IT DESCRIBED SO FAR.

>> Jimmy: WOW, IT IS BIZARRE TO WATCH.

I'M SO HAPPY THAT THEY'RE BACK AND SO HAPPY THEY'RE TAKING IT

SERIOUS, YOU KNOW, SO ‐‐ BECAUSE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING,

BUT WITH THE SEASON SHUT DOWN, YOU, PERSONALLY, MADE A DONATION

TO THE ARENA WORKERS IN DETROIT. I THOUGHT THAT WAS A REALLY COOL

THING. SO I'M HAPPY TO HAVONE YOU SON

JUST TO SAY THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT

THAT WAS REALLY A NICE THING TO DO

WHAT MADE YOU ‐‐ >> I APPRECIATE IT.

>> Jimmy: ‐‐ THINK TO DO THAT? >> ACTUALLY A COUPLE OTHER GUYS

HAVE DONE IT, KEVIN LOVE HAD DONE IT, GIANNIS HAD DONE IT

FROM MILWAUKEE FOR US, THOSE PEOPLE ARE AT THE

ARENA BEFORE WE GET THERE EVERY DAY, THEY'RE THERE WHEN WE'RE

LEAVING AFTER THE GAME, WORKING LONG HOURS

THEY'RE MAKING SURE THE ARENA IS SAFE AND RUNNING AND EVERYBODY

KNOWS WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AND KEEPING US SAFE

SO IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING CARE OF THOSE PEOPLE BECAUSE,

UNFORTUNATELY, THOSE ARE SOMETIMES THE PEOPLE THAT ARE

GETTING HURT THE MOST IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION.

SO, JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF THEM

>> Jimmy: YEAH I THOUGHT THAT WAS ‐‐ I THOUGHT

THAT WAS AWESOME THAT YOU DID THAT

LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THE SHOW, WE TALKED ABOUT STANDUP AND

DOING STANDUP AND ALL THAT STUFF AND SOMEONE VIDEOED YOU AT A

CLUB AND PUT IT ON YOUTUBE AND SAID, LIKE, BLAKE GRIFFIN DOES

STANDUP, ACTUALLY FUNNY. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GREAT

THAT THEY ‐‐ AND IT WAS GREAT. BUT I GUESS PEOPLE ASSUME

BECAUSE YOU ARE A PRO ATHLETE THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN ALSO BE

GOOD AT STANDUP. DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY

>> YEAH. I THINK PEOPLE ‐‐ PEOPLE ‐‐

THEY'RE ALWAYS, LIKE, OH, YOU'RE FUNNY FOR AN ATHLETE, SO, YOU

KNOW, YOU TAKE THE COMPLIMENT, I GUESS, BUT, YOU KNOW, I HOPE

SOMEDAY TO SHED THAT FOR THE ATHLETE PART AND JUST BE FUNNY

BUT I'LL TAKE WHATEVER I CAN GET AT THIS POINT.

>> Jimmy: IS THERE ANY COMEDIANS THAT MIGHT BE GOOD AT BASKETBALL

THAT WE DON'T KNOW OF? >> GOOD AT BASKETBALL FOR A

COMEDIAN IS LIKE WHAT I ALWAYS SAY, JUST TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE

WHO SAY THAT. >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY.

>> I GUESS THE BEST COMEDIAN BASKETBALL I PROBABLY EVER

PLAYED WITH IS ADAM SANDLER, A SCRAPPY LITTLE GUARD, LIKE, PASS

FIRST. HE'S GOT A LITTLE BIT OF, LIKE,

SWAGGER TO HIS GAME AND, LIKE, LOVES THE GAME OF BASKETBALL

YOU CAN TELL JUST BY THE WAY HE PLAYS.

I PROBABLY HAVE TO GIVE THE NOD TO HIM.

>> Jimmy: OH, I LOVE THAT. SAND MAN IS THE BEST

I LOVE THAT. THAT'S SO FUN.

DID YOU USED TO PLAY THOSE PICKUP GAMES AT GARY SHANDLING'S

HOUSE? >> I NEVER PLAYED, NO, I HEARD

ABOUT THEM I PLAYED WITH HIM ‐‐ SOME OF MY

FRIENDS WOULD PLAY A SATURDAY PICKUP GAME, RANDOM PICKUP GAME

EVERY SATURDAY, SO A COUPLE TIMES I SAW HIM UP THERE

AND PLAYED WITH HIM. HE WAS ON MY TEAM ONE TIME

WE KIND OF JUST HAD SOME FUN HE'S REALLY GOOD.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE'S THE COOLEST.

MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE HIM AS A GUEST ON THE PODCAST BECAUSE

IT'S A GOOD SEGUE. "THE PURSUIT OF HEALTHINESS.

ALL TEN EPISODES ARE OUT TODAY ON AUDIBLE

DID YOU EVER THINK YOU WOULD DO A PODCAST?

>> I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T

I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF, LIKE, I HAD A COUPLE ‐‐ DO SOME SPORTS

STUFF, MAYBE SOME SPORTS COMEDY CROSSOVER STUFF.

I JUST WAS ALWAYS LIKE THERE'S SO MANY POD CCOSTS, EVERYBODY HA

ONE. I DON'T HAVE A LOT TO SAY.

ALSO BEEN VERY INTERESTED IN HEALTH AND WELLNESS MY WHOLE

LIFE MY MOM WAS VERY, VERY HEALTHY.

WE WERE THE KIDS WHERE, LIKE, YOU CAME OVER TO SPEND THE

NIGHT, THE NEXT MORNING YOU HAD TO EAT, LIKE, THE HEALTHY

CEREALS AND WE HAD OUR VITAMINS OUT SO NOBODY WANTED TO SPEND

THE NIGHT. THEN FROM THERE I WAS, YOU KNOW,

I WAS ‐‐ YEAH, IT WAS A MESS, BUT I WAS A HEALTH/SCIENCE MAJOR

IN COLLEGE EVEN IN THE NBA I'VE ALWAYS HAD

A BIG INTEREST IN HEALTH AND WELLNESS AND ALL THE THINGS THAT

COME ALONG WITH IT SO I DECIDED THE VERY LEAST,

THIS IS REALLY COOL CHANCE FOR ME TO TALK TO, LIKE, LEADING

PEOPLE IN THE HEALTH AND WELLNESS INDUSTRY AND HAVE GREAT

CONVERSATIONS I WOULDN'T HAVE OTHERWISE.

SO HAPPY THAT IT'S FINALLY HERE. >> Jimmy: YEAH, GREAT GUESTS,

MI MICHAEL B. JORDAN, KARLIE KLOSS.

I'M INTERESTED IN ‐‐ CHELSEA HANDLER YOU HAVE ON THERE.

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU LEARNED THAT YOU GO, LIKE, I DIDN'T

REALLY KNOW ABOUT THAT OR? >> HONESTLY, YEAH.

EVERY EPISODE, I THINK WE TRY TO FOCUS ON EACH PERSON SORT OF HAS

THEIR OWN INDIVIDUAL VERTICAL WITHIN THE HEALTH AND WELLNESS

SPACE, AND THE REASON WE DID THAT IS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, A LOT

OF TIMES YOU HEAR ABOUT THESE THINGS BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

THE INTRICACIES OF THEM AND, YOU KNOW, CHELSEA WITH HER CANNABIS

LINE AND MICHAEL B. JORDAN, YOU KNOW, HAVING JUST AN

UNBELIEVABLE WORKOUT REGIMEN GETTING READY FOR MOVIES, ALL

THE WAY DOWN TO ANDY, HE WAS A MONK THEN HE WAS IN THE CIRCUS

THEN HE STARTED DOING THE HEAD SPACE STUFF, THE MEDITATION

STUFF. SO JUST LEARNING ABOUT ALL THAT

AND ABOUT THESE PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, WAS A LOT OF FUN FOR ME.

>> Jimmy: HOW DID IT FEEL BEING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE

INTERVIEW, BEING THE INTERVIEWER?

>> IT WAS INTERESTING. I TRIED TO SORT OF DO MY OWN

RESEARCH AT FIRST. I REALLY FOUND, LIKE, JUST THE

MORE CASUAL CONVERSATION YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE BETTER THE

INTERVIEW TURNS OUT SO I SORT OF, YOU KNOW, I TRIED TO MAKE

SURE I DID MY RESEARCH AND I KNEW EVERYTHING GOING INTO IT,

BUT I REALLY TRIED TO RELAX AND JUST, YOU KNOW, HAVE THAT CASUAL

CONVERSATION SO HOPEFULLY IT GETS BETTER AS

THE SEASON GOES ON. >> Jimmy: IT'S FANTASTIC

ACTUALLY ALREADY RENEWED FOR A SECOND SEASON, SO CONGRATS

>> THANK YOU THANK YOU.

APPRECIATE IT. >> Jimmy: DUDE, ALWAYS GOOD TO

SEE YOU. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON OUR

SHOW "THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS" WITH

BLAKE GRIFFIN IS AVAILABLE NOW ON AUDIBLE

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE FROM GRACIE ADAMS,

EVERYONE COME ON BACK

♪ >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG,

"I MISS YOU, I'M SORRY," FROM

HER NEW EP "MINOR," MAKING HER TV DEBUT, HERE IS THE VERY TALENTED GRACIE ABRAMS

♪ ♪ DO YOU REMEMBER

HAPPY TOGETHER I DO DON'T YOU ♪

♪ THEN ALL OF A SUDDE YOU'RE SICK TO YOUR STOMAC

IS THAT STILL TRUE ♪ ♪ YOU SAID FOREVE

IN THE END I FOUGHT IT PLEASE BE HONEST ♪

♪ ARE WE BETTER FOR I THOUGHT YOU'D HATE M

BUT INSTEAD YOU CALLED ♪ ♪ AND SAID I MISS YOU

I CAUGHT I GOOD TO EACH OTHER ♪

♪ GIVE IT THE SUMME I KNEW YOU TOO

I ONLY SAW YOU ONCE ♪ ♪ IN DECEMBER

I'M STILL CONFUSED YOU SAID FOREVER ♪

♪ AND I ALMOST BOUGHT I I MISS FIGHTIN

IN YOUR OLD APARTMENT ♪ ♪ BREAKING DISHES

WHEN YOU'RE DISAPPOINTED I STILL LOVE YOU ♪

♪ I PROMISE NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE WA

I WANTED ♪ ♪ EVERY CORNER OF THIS HOUS

IS HAUNTED AND I KNOW YOU SAID ♪

♪ THAT WE'RE NOT TALKIN BUT I MISS YOU

I'M SORRY ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANNA G

THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORSE EVERYTHING I KNOW ♪

♪ BRINGS ME BACK TO U I DON'T WANNA GO

WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE ♪ ♪ EVERYWHERE I GO

LEADS ME BACK TO YOU I DON'T WANNA GO ♪

♪ THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORS EVERYTHING I KNO

BRINGS ME BACK TO US ♪ ♪ I DON'T WANNA G

WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE EVERYWHERE I GO ♪

♪ LEADS ME BACK TO YO BACK TO YO

BACK TO YOU ♪ ♪ BACK TO YOU

I DON'T WANNA GO THINK I'LL MAKE IT WORSE ♪

♪ EVERYTHING I KNOW BRINGS ME BACK TO US

I DON'T WANNA GO ♪ ♪ WE'VE BEEN HERE BEFOR

EVERYWHERE I G LEADS ME BACK TO YOU ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO GRACIE ABRAMS.

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE COME BACK.

♪ ♪

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR WATCHING

STAY SAFE OUT THERE. WASH YOUR HANDS.

DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW

GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY ♪