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I just hope your love story will be different.

I have a deal with Ekansh. Clubbing, etcetera only with him.

Are you the only one who's following these rules...

...or is he also living a celibate life over there?

I'm a little busy. Can we talk later?

- I'm in an urgent meeting. Can I call you later? - Okay.

You've no idea how awesome you are.

Where's the party today?

As soon as I come to Mumbai, we'll go together.

It's my life. I'll live it on my own terms.

I liked...

...what I saw.

I don't know what I said in my drunken state. I mean...

Now he's not talking to me.

Get lost.

You're not talking to me and I've been so miserable.

Okay. Shall I come over?

"Day after tomorrow night. Lighthouse Cafe 9:00 PM."

[Receptionist] Hi, Rivanah.

Hi.

[Peon] Ma'am.

Good morning, ma'am.

Rivanah!

Find some other scapegoat guys. I'm not falling for your prank.

This way...

Hey... Why would a hungry man fool around?

We were just waiting for you to eat some cake.

- Whose birthday is it? - Oh, really?

Now who's fooling around?

Forgive me. I mean... Don't you know?

- What? - Your boyfriend.

He's been waiting for you since morning to cut the cake.

Do one thing. You cut the cake. He'll feel better, right?

That's a good idea. Come...

Please come...

- Yay! - Wow!

Sister-in-law is here!

- Please come... - Come...

At least cut the cake now, bro.

Come on.

The cake will melt.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday

[everybody applauding]

Cake, guys.

- Give it here. - Move it!

- Give it to me. - It's tasty, bro.

Give me some... Don't finish it.

Rivanah. Rivanah, listen to me.

How dare you?

You told everyone that I'm your girlfriend?

Of course not.

I merely hinted at it.

- Nothing was definite. - Why the fuck would you do that?

Because I love you.

And you keep leading me on.

Riv.. Rivanah.

- What are you... - When? When did I lead you on?

I've told you a thousand times, I have a boyfriend.

I didn't even show up for the movie. Aren't you getting the message?

How was I supposed to know that idiot would call you "sister-in-law"?

Tell everyone the truth. Right now.

Not now. Please.

I'll look like a complete fool in front of everyone.

And then no one will respect me. Please, Rivanah.

- Okay, I'll tell them. - Ah... No...

- Please... Not today. - Prateek.

- I'll say it. Please. - Get up.

- Not today. It's my birthday. - Fine.

Fine, not today but make it right.

I will fix it.

Just something I have to do.

When the girlfriend gets angry... You know.

[Vinay] Sure.

Ceasefire?

It's caramel.

Have something sweet and let go of the anger.

I also don't want to fight, dude.

But that day... It was way out of line.

What happened with Ekansh shouldn't have happened.

Point taken.

Should we start over?

Hi, I'm Ishita.

And if you think I'm a slut and a stoner,

fuck you.

Okay. Hi.

I'm Rivanah.

And I'm not a virgin anymore.

What...

Weren't you guys...

...in the middle of a cold war?

We made up.

And had make-up sex too.

You're still sexting?

Stranger?

- Is he a secret admirer? - Stalker.

Lucky you.

What? It's sexy.

In a fucked up way. Are you meeting him?

I don't know.

What if he's dangerous?

Where is your sense of adventure?

Okay, I'm coming with you.

- Really? - Yeah.

What if he's hot?

Like Ryan Gosling in La La Land.

Sex muffin.

Gosling wasn't stalking Emma.

You should give a class on how to ruin romance.

Okay now don't get pissed off again.

Let's go on Saturday and give it your stalker.

Give him a test. To see if he's like Gosling or not.

And if he turns out to be hot...

...he's mine.

With pleasure.

But...

What if he sees you?

He'll see me for sure.

But not with you.

Rivanah!

It's okay.

Fuck you.

Let's go.

Let's go.

[Girl] Who is she?

Let's go, Rivanah.

Rivanah, let's go.

- Who was she? - I don't know.

That wasn't Ekansh, right?

My eyes were mistaken, right?

He's in Bangalore.

Have this.

Have.

Oh my God.

Have this.

Have.

Get some sleep.

[Rivanah] Baby...

Don't leave me. I'll die.

- No. I'm not going anywhere. - I'll die.

Sleep.

Sleep, Rivanah.

Sleep.

[door bell ringing]

Bastard.

Hey, hi. I want to talk to Rivanah.

Why?

Don't you want to talk to me? Are you scared?

Why should I be scared of you?

Because I know how to deal with people like you.

I didn't know that Rivanah lives with a bitch.

I didn't know that Rivanah was dating a prick like you.

You never were in Bangalore, were you?

How many months have you been here now?

What did you think?

You'll stick your junk into as many women as you want...

...and we'll sit at home and wait for you, right?

I want to talk to Rivanah, not you. Okay?

I'll cut your dick off and shove it up your ass.

Except why should I go to jail for a fuckwit like you?

I can call the cops and get you arrested, so fuck off.

[Ishita] Have some coffee, take a shower and we'll go out for breakfast.

I don't understand.

So what, you'll cry for that motherfucker for the rest of your life?

And listen. You're not the first girl in the world this has happened to.

This is just a teaser.

The real drama has happened with me.

[Ishita] His name was Dev.

He was 32.

I was 19.

He used to treat me like a princess.

And the moron that I am, I thought...

...that Prince Charming himself from a fairy-tale has come into my life.

I introduced him to my parents, our wedding got fixed.

The invitations were also sent out.

[Rivanah] Then?

Then he disappeared.

Months later, we found him in Jalandhar...

...with his wife and children.

What the fuck?

His wife was pregnant.

He needed sex.

So he fucked up my life.

Bastard.

I lost my virginity to him.

When my dad confronted him...

...he called me a slut.

All these Prince Charmings are Prince Assholes in reality.

I've decided to never fall in love again.

Now, I only fuck if I get something in return.

[phone ringing]

You should meet him.

- Why? - Babe, you need closure.

Rivanah, baby... see.

I can explain. It's not how it looks.

Say her name.

Wha..

Vishakha. But...

I have nothing to do with her.

She's just some girl you fuck?

Does she know?

No.

But... I love you. I don't love her.

Do you even know the spelling of "love"?

My family never liked you.

But they would've accepted you, for my sake.

What do I tell them now?

That I had the word "dumbfuck" written all over my forehead?

[phone ringing]

Coming.

Go.

At least don't let her find out how big of an asshole you are.

- Rivanah. - You fucking asshole, motherfucker.

You rotten piece of shit. Go drown yourself in a lake!

Useless asshole.

[notification sound]

"Why didn't you tell me about Ekansh before?"

[notification sound]

You can hear me?

"Are you done searching? Let's talk."

How long have you known about Ekansh?

"Since he moved to Mumbai. Three months ago."

Why didn't you tell me this before?

Why?

"You didn't learn to cook."

What?

What nonsense!

Only if I had learnt how to cook...

...would you have told me about Ekansh?

Ekansh didn't just cheat on me.

Thanks to him, I can't trust anyone anymore and I hate him for that.

"Everything doesn't have to revolve around a boyfriend."

Who are you?

Why do you always talk in riddles?

[Ishita] Hi, hottie? What's up?

- Any word from the stranger? - No.

Has he asked you to meet him somewhere?

Oh well. Bottoms up.

Drink this and wear your shortest and sexiest dress. Okay, hurry up. Come on.

- Where are we going? - To party.

We're gonna celebrate getting that dipshit out of your life, okay?

[Ekansh] You're wearing my favourite tunic? Missed me?

I don't expect such mistakes from you.

[Shridhar] Ashish, yes. But you? Never. Nev...

I'm really, really disappointed with you.

You'll be sober by morning.

Yay.

What, now you're having fun?

You were acting so pricey earlier.

"Who is Dilip? Who will go to Aarey Colony?"

Ishita, careful.

Where the hell is this taxi?

Ishita.

This place is not at all safe at night.

That is why I said we shouldn't have come here. Understand?

I need to go pee.

- Ishita. - I'm gonna go pee.

- I'm gonna go pee. - Ishita, go quickly.

- I'm waiting for the cab. - Okay, bye.

[Man] Get off. It's my turn now.

[girl crying]

Let me go.

[Theme music playing]