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(film clacking)
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(suspenseful music)
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(hammer thudding)
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(ominous music)
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(Rachel screaming)
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- What the fuck?
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Fuck!
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Get the fuck off me!
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Oh no!
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No
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Get, get off me!
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- Help me!
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- Remember to put the
plastic bag on her cast.
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- Mom?
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- Hi, honey.
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- Mom, this isn't funny.
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- This is an intervention, honey.
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It's not supposed to be fun.
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- Jesus Christ, I'm not a heroin addict!
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Fuck!
(lively music)
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ No habla fair shake ♪
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♪ If you comprende bad breaks ♪
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♪ You know what I'm speaking of ♪
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ And I got a bad case ♪
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ No habla love ♪
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♪ I first saw her in the sinking sun ♪
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♪ South of the border down there ♪
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♪ Fredo's is lovely when tequila flows ♪
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♪ I saw the rose in her hair ♪
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♪ I pulled her out of a barroom brawl ♪
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♪ I never expected a kiss ♪
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♪ But her way of thanking me ♪
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♪ Captured my heart you see ♪
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♪ And left me longing like this ♪
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ No habla fair shake ♪
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♪ If you comprende bad breaks ♪
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♪ You know what I'm speaking of ♪
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ And I've got a bad case ♪
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♪ Se habla heartache ♪
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♪ No habla love ♪
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- You're a real slob.
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- Look at how you are living.
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I mean, I just can't even believe this.
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Honey, we gave you
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this beautiful model home.
(Rachel groans)
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Everything was perfect.
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Look at this place.
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Oh my god, it's unbelievable.
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What do you do out here with
no TV or internet or anything?
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- I eat pizza.
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- I thought that you weren't
even leaving the house.
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- It's delivery.
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- Your phone doesn't work.
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- I just take a hike up pizza mountain.
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- Huh?
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- [Rachel] Pizza mountain,
it's the only place
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my phone works.
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- Are you going out there at night?
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I don't want you going out there alone.
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Those skater kids were
messing around in the desert
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and when I came in,
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they were probably
doing meth or something,
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I don't know, probably cooking it.
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If you had a TV, you'd know
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exactly what I was talking about.
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Kids are cooking it all
over the place, they are.
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And there's that
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weird trailer out there.
(tense music)
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I hate skaters.
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I called the phone company
and they are coming out
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on Monday to set up a landline.
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You said you were gonna unpack
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a little bit the other week.
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- Yeah, I lied.
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- It's been two months.
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(sighs)
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If you're not gonna take responsibility
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to send these back, they
I'm gonna do it for you
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and I know you're not gonna like that.
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At least you're getting
(upbeat country music)
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your mail.
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- She is a bad influence, I know.
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- Well, she's not totally off you know.
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You need to get back out there
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and realize that you're
still a very attractive girl,
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one many men will find attractive
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and will want to do stuff with.
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To, to marry.
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Oh geez, I gotta get these guys back.
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(lively country music)
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- [Kyle] Your mom really
threw you into the pool?
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That's impressive.
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- Don't you have papers
to grade or something?
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- Yeah, but I'm also your
ride to the hospital.
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- Oh, my chauffeur.
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Nice.
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- I'm also supposed to
look around and report back
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on any hard drug usage.
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Hello.
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I've always liked your friend Louise.
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She's got her head on straight.
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- You mean you always wished
you could fondle her big tits.
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- Mm.
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Sucked her big tits.
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She's right. It's just common
knowledge, the rebound thing.
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It's like heartbreak
101 kinda stuff (sighs).
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It's like your hymen is sealed up
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and it needs to be broken again.
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The heartbreak hymen.
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- You know, just because your wife
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has refused to sleep with
you for like eight months
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doesn't mean that you get to live out
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your sexual fantasies through me.
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- All right, first off,
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I can't live my sexual
fantasies out through you
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because I don't have a vagina.
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Secondly, I...
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I don't know what secondly was.
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- Okay, so can you just
get the hell out of here
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so I can go back to being
depressed and stuff?
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- No, I'm not gonna have
you mope around like this.
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I know you don't wanna hear this
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but when you're ready
to get back out there,
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you're gonna find the right guy
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who actually cares about you.
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I mean, that asshole wasn't the right one.
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And the sooner you go about
looking for the right one,
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the sooner you're gonna get over him.
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You're really great, you know.
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Well, I've known you since
like second grade, all right,
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so I should know.
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Oh, moving back to this
shitty hometown of ours
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won't be so bad, you'll see.
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- Oh, how nostalgic.
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Now get the fuck out of here already.
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- [Kyle] All right, fine,
but you gotta promise
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to do something for me, okay?
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- I will go to the hospital.
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I can't wait to get this thing off.
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It fucking itches.
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- Yeah, yeah, I know,
you can drive yourself.
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But I'm not getting in worse with your mom
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than I already am so you better swing by
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and show me that castless arm
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or else I'm gonna come back out here.
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And that's not what I was
talking about anyways,
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the rebound thing.
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- The rebound thing?
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- You've got options.
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You just gotta think 'em out.
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- (chuckles) All right, I'll think on it.
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Just watch out for those
crazy meth skaters.
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(door thuds)
(upbeat country music)
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(man whistling)
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What the fuck.
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Methheads.
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- Nice car, bitch.
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Carpet muncher.
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(boys shouting)
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- [Boys] Fuck you!
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- Skank
- Fucking bitch.
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- Fuck you.
- Whore! Suck my jones!
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(boys laughing)
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- Fucking punks.
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- We know where you live.
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(man whistling)
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- Well, I mean, we had to take out
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one of those highfalutin loans
to get it in the first place
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and then everything went down
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and it put us in something
of an embarrassing situation
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because we've got most
of our money tied up
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in that vacation home and-
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- And you can't cover the mortgage.
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- [Dad] Right.
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- So a roommate.
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- Disco.
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It won't be so bad for your mental state
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to have another person around anyway.
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- So can it come off?
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- I don't know.
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Still a little tender.
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- Come on, Dad.
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- I'm not sure if you're fully healed yet.
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The worst thing that could
happen is we take it off
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and you go back out there
and crack it in two again.
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- So you have to see
him a lot here at work?
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- More than I'd like to
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but it's a big hospital.
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I've been able to schedule
him mostly night shifts.
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(both laughing)
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Everybody hates those (laughing).
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He's not on till later.
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Mom told you that, right?
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You don't have to worry
about running into him
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or anything like that.
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- She told me.
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- Not that it has to happen
today or even tomorrow,
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but maybe it wouldn't be so
bad if you did run into him.
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You haven't even spoken to each other.
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Maybe it might bring you some closure.
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- And maybe it would
make me feel like shit.
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- Probably that too.
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(Dad chuckles)
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- So?
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- So here's what we've got.
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I'll take the cast off.
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- Good.
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- But you gotta do something for me.
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There's someone in this hospital
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that needs a place to live in right away.
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And I'm like I know a great place.
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- Great place?
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- I may not have gotten
into all the details,
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location, et cetera, but some people
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place a very high value on a clean house
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with new appliances, you know.
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Dr. Lewis.
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Should be in the lounge
if I'm not mistaken.
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You go.
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I take off the cast.
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- Isn't this like a violation
of the Hippocratic Oath?
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- Yeah.
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(upbeat country music)
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(man whistling)
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- Uh, excuse me.
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Are you Dr. Lewis?
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- No.
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That way.
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- Thanks.
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(man whistling)
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(Dr. Lewis snoring)
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Hello.
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Dr. Lewis?
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- All the clamps are accounted for, sir.
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Look, I'm ready.
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What?
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- I have that room for rent.
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(Dr. Lewis grunts)
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(Dr. Lewis sighs)
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- Coffee.
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Oh
(people chattering)
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(machines beeping)
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So you got a room for rent, huh?
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- Apparently.
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- Fantastic.
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Can I move in today?
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- You homeless or something?
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- Wait, there's not gonna be
(phone ringing)
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a credit check, is there?
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- [Hospital Announcer] Dr.
Davis, telephone please.
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- What kinda doctor has such a hard time
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finding a place to live?
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- (scoffs) I have very refined tastes
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that are difficult to satisfy.
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- Okay, I can see that
this isn't gonna work out
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so good luck with
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your doctoring or whatever.
- No, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait,
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no more joking around, okay?
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Look, look, wait.
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I really need this room, all right?
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And here's the deal.
270
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,760
My girlfriend was supposed
to move out here with me
271
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when I started this fellowship program
272
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and she bailed on me at the last minute.
273
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And the apartment was in her name, okay?
274
00:12:53,490 --> 00:12:55,570
So she kinda fucked me over.
275
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Both in the mental health department
276
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and the basic
roof-over-the-head department.
277
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'Cause I have not been great
paying back all these loans
278
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:04,580
and so my credit is shit,
I mean, like really shit,
279
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:06,520
like I can't even get in the
door to see an apartment.
280
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And I'm not getting any sleep
281
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:10,503
and I can't stop thinking about her.
282
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,723
(groans) That's so pathetic.
283
00:13:16,277 --> 00:13:20,140
And I'm haggard and I
am probably going to be
284
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:23,453
the cause of a few deaths in
a very short amount of time.
285
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,803
You don't want that on your hands, do you?
286
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,520
It will get better with time.
287
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,150
- You'll find someone else, you'll see.
288
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:34,540
- It was meant to be.
289
00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:37,250
- There are many fish in the sea.
290
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,663
- We all thought she
was a real cunt anyways.
291
00:13:40,499 --> 00:13:41,947
- Right.
292
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,760
- Did you see Dr. Andrews in the lounge?
293
00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,453
God, I'm so hot for her.
294
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,853
That girl in the lounge,
Laura, sorta hot one?
295
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:52,363
- Yeah, maybe.
296
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,600
- Fuck, I'm gonna do it.
297
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,850
I'm gonna stick my penis inside that woman
298
00:13:57,850 --> 00:14:00,693
and I'm gonna get over
this heartbreak bullshit.
299
00:14:00,693 --> 00:14:02,370
- That is the spirit (chuckles).
300
00:14:02,370 --> 00:14:04,670
- The only problem is I
think she's with Mark.
301
00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:08,510
Oh, I'm sorry.
302
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:11,420
I mean, I don't know if
anything's actually happened, I...
303
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:14,150
- Probably help me get over it.
304
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:15,970
I'm sure it's for the best
305
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:18,620
just like everybody always says.
306
00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:19,453
- Exactly.
307
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,310
Okay, all right.
308
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,450
Feel a little better.
309
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:28,713
Got a plan, sun out from the clouds.
310
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,880
So now we gotta find a
dude to put his penis
311
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,742
inside of you.
312
00:14:33,742 --> 00:14:36,090
- (chuckles) No.
313
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,890
I'm just gonna wait and see
how this experiment goes
314
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:39,723
on your end.
315
00:14:39,723 --> 00:14:40,630
- No, no, no, no, no.
316
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,370
We are in this together, roomie.
317
00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:45,660
We are like a heartbreak
getting over team here.
318
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,370
Okay, who's on the slate?
319
00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:48,860
What do we got to work with?
320
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:49,693
- No one.
321
00:14:49,693 --> 00:14:50,582
- [Dr. Lewis] Wrong.
322
00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:54,120
- Like, the only guy I
even know here anymore
323
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,200
is my friend Kyle.
324
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,130
- Perfect.
325
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:57,520
Ask him to do you as a favor,
326
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:58,572
like that's what friends do.
327
00:14:58,572 --> 00:15:00,730
- He's married, plus, no, no way.
328
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,300
- Okay, all right, well
take him off the list,
329
00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,540
but to be revisited later potentially.
330
00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:05,890
Next.
331
00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:06,723
- There's no next.
332
00:15:06,723 --> 00:15:10,740
Like the only people I've even talked to
333
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:14,260
in the last two months are Kyle, my mom,
334
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:18,020
my dad, and like the pizza delivery guy.
335
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,490
- Is he good-looking?
336
00:15:19,490 --> 00:15:20,740
- My dad?
337
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,637
- [Dr. Lewis] Pizza guy.
338
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:23,430
- (scoffs) Come on.
339
00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:25,300
- Look, you gotta open your mind here
340
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,930
to the possibilities, okay,
341
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,773
if you want to rehabilitate.
342
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,140
- Uh, what time is it?
343
00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:34,990
- 5:15.
344
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:37,090
- Shit. Gotta go.
345
00:15:37,090 --> 00:15:39,563
- Wait, no, no, no, we
need to take room rental.
346
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:42,560
- Just come over tomorrow.
347
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:43,393
- But not tonight?
348
00:15:43,393 --> 00:15:46,480
- Look, I can't even think
about this right now.
349
00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:48,240
'Cause there are boxes everywhere
350
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,640
and I haven't even really thought
351
00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,980
this whole roommate thing through yet.
352
00:15:51,980 --> 00:15:53,860
I'm sorry.
353
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:56,400
- Sure, sure.
(gentle guitar music)
354
00:15:56,400 --> 00:15:58,600
What's one more night sleeping in a bunk
355
00:15:58,600 --> 00:15:59,870
but not sleeping at all?
356
00:15:59,870 --> 00:16:00,940
Awesome.
357
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,140
- I'm really sorry.
358
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,110
- I hope you've thought of some guy
359
00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,097
to heartbreak fuck you tonight
360
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:06,180
and you need the place to yourself.
361
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:07,670
- Exactly.
362
00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,893
Good luck on your end.
363
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:11,523
- To fucking.
364
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,487
Fucking.
365
00:16:15,487 --> 00:16:18,487
(lively rock music)
366
00:16:19,641 --> 00:16:22,641
(people chattering)
367
00:16:51,537 --> 00:16:54,009
(eerie music)
368
00:16:54,009 --> 00:16:57,176
(gentle guitar music)
369
00:17:02,779 --> 00:17:05,779
(people chattering)
370
00:17:07,949 --> 00:17:09,904
♪ Well, I'm tempted by the sound ♪
371
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,360
♪ Of sleeping soldiers now ♪
(Rachel crying)
372
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,070
♪ Yeah, the cars out on the street ♪
373
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:16,890
♪ Oh well, they never screamed so loud ♪
374
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:18,780
♪ Them voices in my head ♪
375
00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:21,073
♪ Well, they whisper true and proud ♪
376
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,662
♪ And something that they've said ♪
377
00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,841
♪ Has got a whole new meaning now ♪
378
00:17:24,841 --> 00:17:27,281
♪ I'm singing glory hallelujah ♪
379
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,692
♪ Now, that pain it'll
shoot right through ya ♪
380
00:17:29,692 --> 00:17:31,666
♪ And it sure was fine and knew ya ♪
381
00:17:31,666 --> 00:17:33,762
♪ But I'm long gone gone ♪
382
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:38,762
♪ Yeah, I'm gone ♪
383
00:17:42,824 --> 00:17:44,781
♪ And lord I'm feelin' fine ♪
384
00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:47,698
(Dr. Lewis grunts)
385
00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:53,120
- Wow, twice in one
day. That's impressive.
386
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:54,541
- Uh, how 'bout tonight?
387
00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:57,450
- (groans) I did it.
388
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:58,310
- What?
389
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:00,673
- Well, I haven't done it yet but tonight.
390
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,840
- [Rachel] What are you talking about?
391
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:06,563
- Dr. Andrews is what I'm talking about.
392
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,593
Me, her, tonight.
393
00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:14,810
A date.
394
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,400
A date.
395
00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,233
- Oh really?
396
00:18:17,233 --> 00:18:18,150
- Yeah.
397
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,970
Why, what are you doing there?
398
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,710
- I got home and I realized
399
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,530
that it was just stupid that
you don't come over tonight
400
00:18:25,530 --> 00:18:27,190
and I got really flustered
401
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,450
and when I thought that
I might run into Mark
402
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:32,262
and I ran out of here and that was stupid.
403
00:18:32,262 --> 00:18:36,110
- Oh, well, I mean, can
I come over tomorrow?
404
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,853
'Cause tonight,
405
00:18:39,783 --> 00:18:42,300
pussy (chuckles).
406
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,750
Hopefully I won't be
staying at my place tonight.
407
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,070
Because of the sex with Dr. Andrews,
408
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,639
that sorta hot girl you met in the lounge.
409
00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:53,250
- Yes, I remember her.
410
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:56,520
Well, I've got these other people
411
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,560
that are interested in the room
412
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,820
and I was just gonna give you
413
00:19:00,820 --> 00:19:01,830
the first crack at it
414
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:03,230
just 'cause I thought that
415
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,130
that was what I should do.
- Other people?
416
00:19:05,130 --> 00:19:05,963
- [Rachel] Yeah.
417
00:19:05,963 --> 00:19:06,796
- Really?
418
00:19:06,796 --> 00:19:07,629
- [Rachel] Yeah.
419
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,462
- Really?
- Yeah.
420
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:11,420
You guys work together.
421
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:14,390
You're gonna have plenty of
chances to bang her, okay?
422
00:19:14,390 --> 00:19:17,360
Probably do it in the
cancer ward tomorrow.
423
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:18,381
- Yeah.
424
00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:20,981
You're probably right.
425
00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:22,962
Oh shit.
(gentle upbeat guitar music)
426
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:25,045
All right. I'll be there.
427
00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:27,360
I'm on call for another couple hours.
428
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,320
Nine okay?
(upbeat guitar music)
429
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,153
- Nine is great.
430
00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,470
This is, here's my address.
431
00:19:33,531 --> 00:19:35,363
- All right, shit!
432
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,066
Okay, okay, I'll see you then.
433
00:19:39,066 --> 00:19:39,899
- Okay.
434
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:48,468
(lively music)
435
00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:04,620
- He's around back.
436
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,590
You can just go straight through.
437
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:08,340
- Oh, okay, thanks.
438
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,520
- Finally came out of the house, huh?
439
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,430
- Yeah, that I did.
440
00:20:12,430 --> 00:20:15,663
- So I guess we'll be seeing
a lot more of you then?
441
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,343
- Maybe.
442
00:20:19,980 --> 00:20:20,813
- Great.
443
00:20:27,576 --> 00:20:30,076
(bird cawing)
444
00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:35,570
- She's really warming up to me.
445
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,610
- Well, you know, male-female friendships
446
00:20:38,610 --> 00:20:41,257
kinda tricky for the significant other.
447
00:20:41,257 --> 00:20:42,428
The line between friends, attraction-
448
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:45,170
- You're not gonna
believe it but I did it.
449
00:20:45,170 --> 00:20:46,500
- Finally got your cast off.
450
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,360
I'm very proud of you.
451
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,010
- No, it, I did it.
452
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,110
I mean, I'm gonna do it.
453
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,010
The rebound thing.
454
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,076
- The rebound thing?
455
00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:58,370
- Yeah, it's just like
getting back out there
456
00:20:58,370 --> 00:21:00,420
and seeing that guys
still find me attractive.
457
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:02,580
I think you were right.
458
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,910
- Well, yeah.
459
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:05,340
- I just opened my eyes.
460
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:06,890
I could see that there are some options
461
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:07,940
right in front of me.
462
00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,163
- So, uh, what's the next step?
463
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:25,260
- Tonight.
464
00:21:25,260 --> 00:21:26,200
- Tonight?
465
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,610
- Yeah, tonight.
466
00:21:27,610 --> 00:21:29,830
Tonight is the night.
467
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,476
Sex tonight.
468
00:21:31,476 --> 00:21:34,250
- (chuckles) Yeah, I
guess tonight could work.
469
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:35,490
- Yeah, it could work.
470
00:21:35,490 --> 00:21:37,440
I mean, I invited this guy over tonight
471
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:41,657
and I'm gonna, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna have sex with him.
472
00:21:41,657 --> 00:21:43,270
(Rachel chuckles)
473
00:21:43,270 --> 00:21:45,070
- Uh, a guy?
474
00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,883
- Oh, my dad set me up.
475
00:21:48,446 --> 00:21:49,850
- Oh.
476
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,480
Like a family friend kind of thing.
477
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,460
- No, it's like some
guy from the hospital.
478
00:21:55,460 --> 00:21:58,900
- Wait, what guy from the,
what are you talking about?
479
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:00,950
- He set me up with
this potential roommate
480
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:05,730
who turned out to be a guy and
like reasonably attractive.
481
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:08,350
And I mean I guess that's not really,
482
00:22:08,350 --> 00:22:10,540
probably not a requirement
in this kind of thing
483
00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:11,553
but you know.
484
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:14,390
- Do you even know this guy?
485
00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:16,170
- No, I just told you.
486
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:18,620
My dad just introduced us.
487
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:19,933
He's like a doctor.
488
00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:23,340
He's in Mark's fellowship program.
489
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,422
- Oh, great, so it's like
a revenge fuck thing.
490
00:22:25,422 --> 00:22:27,220
- [Rachel] It's actually,
he's kinda creepy.
491
00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,053
- What?
492
00:22:28,053 --> 00:22:29,570
- Like in a cute way creepy.
493
00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:31,340
Not in a overly scary way.
494
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:33,470
He's like kind of odd.
495
00:22:33,470 --> 00:22:35,190
- That's not, that's not a thing,
496
00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:38,120
creepy in a cute way, or
cute in a creepy, that...
497
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:40,240
You're just making shit up, come on!
498
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:41,420
- What is your problem?
499
00:22:41,420 --> 00:22:42,920
- My problem?
500
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:43,753
I can't believe
501
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:46,500
that you are going to
bring in a total stranger
502
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,350
from, and seduce him out in
the middle of the desert?
503
00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:50,183
- This was your idea.
504
00:22:50,183 --> 00:22:51,757
- Ah, no, no, this is not my idea.
505
00:22:51,757 --> 00:22:53,140
- Uh, yeah, it was.
506
00:22:53,140 --> 00:22:53,973
- This is mm-
507
00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,270
- I don't know anybody here.
508
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,973
So what, it's gonna be a stranger.
509
00:22:58,440 --> 00:22:59,971
- You don't...
510
00:22:59,971 --> 00:23:00,840
You don't.
511
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,790
- It's your advice.
512
00:23:05,012 --> 00:23:07,595
(Kyle sighing)
513
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,373
- You sure you're ready for this?
514
00:23:19,488 --> 00:23:21,210
I mean, it's a big step,
515
00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:24,743
doing it with somebody new.
516
00:23:27,151 --> 00:23:31,017
- No, no, I'm not ready.
517
00:23:31,017 --> 00:23:31,850
- Thank you.
518
00:23:31,850 --> 00:23:33,860
- I mean, I gotta go.
519
00:23:33,860 --> 00:23:35,770
I gotta like clean my house.
520
00:23:35,770 --> 00:23:37,560
I gotta buy makeup.
521
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,869
I gotta buy condoms.
522
00:23:38,869 --> 00:23:39,960
(Kyle sighs)
523
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,213
Oh, I have to buy condoms.
524
00:23:43,347 --> 00:23:44,664
I gotta go!
(lively country music)
525
00:23:44,664 --> 00:23:46,164
See ya later. Bye.
526
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:53,682
(Kyle sighs)
527
00:23:56,298 --> 00:23:58,965
(man whistling)
528
00:24:21,613 --> 00:24:23,463
That was perfectly good pizza.
529
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:27,081
(phone beeping)
530
00:24:27,081 --> 00:24:29,748
(phone ringing)
531
00:24:33,866 --> 00:24:35,290
- [Manuel] Hello.
532
00:24:35,290 --> 00:24:36,123
- Hey, Manuel,
533
00:24:36,123 --> 00:24:37,013
it's Rachel.
- You have reached
534
00:24:37,013 --> 00:24:40,631
Mario's pizza, Tucson's
only 24-hour pizza delivery.
535
00:24:40,631 --> 00:24:42,730
We're on the other line
or away from the phone.
536
00:24:42,730 --> 00:24:44,921
Please leave a message and
we'll return it to you.
537
00:24:44,921 --> 00:24:49,921
(voicemail beeps)
(wind whistling)
538
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:54,460
(suspenseful music)
539
00:25:12,882 --> 00:25:15,799
(rocks clattering)
540
00:25:17,802 --> 00:25:19,040
(phone ringing)
541
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,061
- Hello?
542
00:25:20,061 --> 00:25:21,728
- [Manuel] Yeah, Rachel?
543
00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:23,460
- Oh, hey, Manuel.
544
00:25:23,460 --> 00:25:24,690
- [Manuel] Did you just try calling?
545
00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:25,879
I was on the line and heard the clicking,
546
00:25:25,879 --> 00:25:27,520
that clicking that
happens when somebody else
547
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,353
is on the line.
548
00:25:28,353 --> 00:25:30,950
- Yeah, that was me clicking.
549
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:32,167
- [Manuel] Oh shit, sorry about that.
550
00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:33,537
I was on the phone with my girlfriend.
551
00:25:33,537 --> 00:25:35,010
- You were? What's happening?
552
00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:36,403
Did you apologize to her?
553
00:25:38,017 --> 00:25:39,763
- [Manuel] Yeah, sort of.
554
00:25:39,763 --> 00:25:42,105
- Manuel, we talked about this.
555
00:25:42,105 --> 00:25:43,367
- [Manuel] Oh, it's just so hard
556
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:44,200
to do that.
(eerie music)
557
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,268
- No, but if you want her back,
558
00:25:45,268 --> 00:25:47,768
you will have to tough it out.
559
00:25:48,990 --> 00:25:49,989
(ominous music)
560
00:25:49,989 --> 00:25:51,098
- [Manuel] Right, right, I gotta go.
561
00:25:51,098 --> 00:25:52,087
That's my baby, I gotta go.
562
00:25:52,087 --> 00:25:53,261
I gotta call her back,
(tense music)
563
00:25:53,261 --> 00:25:54,950
I gotta get my baby back.
- Yeah, that's a great idea
564
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:57,103
but before you go, can I place an order?
565
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,318
- [Manuel] Oh yeah, yeah, if course,
566
00:25:59,318 --> 00:26:01,526
The regular?
567
00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:06,526
- Yeah, the regular.
568
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:12,837
(suspenseful music)
569
00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,232
(cricket chirping)
570
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,598
(heavy rock music)
571
00:26:29,598 --> 00:26:33,206
♪ Well, I don't wanna fuck you ♪
572
00:26:33,206 --> 00:26:37,021
♪ But I got to ♪
573
00:26:37,021 --> 00:26:40,808
♪ Well, I don't wanna fuck you ♪
574
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:44,588
♪ But I got to ♪
575
00:26:44,588 --> 00:26:48,558
♪ You talked your way
into the keys to my ride ♪
576
00:26:48,558 --> 00:26:52,416
♪ You told me I could stay the night ♪
577
00:26:52,416 --> 00:26:56,037
♪ You kissed me and you
turned out the light ♪
578
00:26:56,037 --> 00:26:59,707
♪ I'm hoping it'll be all right ♪
579
00:26:59,707 --> 00:27:03,536
♪ But I don't wanna fuck you ♪
580
00:27:03,536 --> 00:27:06,947
♪ But I got to ♪
581
00:27:06,947 --> 00:27:09,864
(insects chirping)
582
00:27:16,225 --> 00:27:18,975
(Rachel sighing)
583
00:27:20,336 --> 00:27:23,253
(doorbell ringing)
584
00:27:29,782 --> 00:27:32,532
(Rachel sighing)
585
00:27:34,718 --> 00:27:36,850
(insects chirping)
586
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:38,480
- Man, I got really lost.
587
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,640
At first, I was over there
588
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,400
and then I was way over there.
589
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,003
None of these roads have signs.
590
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,870
Why, you look really
dressed up (chuckles).
591
00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:50,444
Got a hot date coming over, huh?
592
00:27:50,444 --> 00:27:52,084
Oh, I bet you thought I was him, huh?
593
00:27:52,084 --> 00:27:53,055
(Paul giggles)
594
00:27:53,055 --> 00:27:53,913
Oh, that's funny.
595
00:27:55,030 --> 00:27:56,110
- Where is Ronny?
596
00:27:56,110 --> 00:27:57,220
- [Paul] Huh?
597
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:59,420
- The normal delivery guy, Ronny.
598
00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:02,130
- Oh yeah, Manny said you're
like one of our best customers.
599
00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,747
And you're really far out here.
600
00:28:03,747 --> 00:28:05,090
You live here alone?
601
00:28:05,090 --> 00:28:07,300
- No, my husband...
602
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,290
- Oh sure (chuckles).
603
00:28:10,290 --> 00:28:12,400
Isn't this where all the methheads live?
604
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,330
- Where is Ronny?
605
00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:15,340
- [Paul] Ronny?
606
00:28:15,340 --> 00:28:17,260
- The normal delivery guy Ronny.
607
00:28:17,260 --> 00:28:20,190
I've seen him like every
day for the last two months.
608
00:28:20,190 --> 00:28:21,680
- Oh, Ronny, yeah Ronny.
609
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,030
Yeah, the guy that I replaced.
610
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:27,110
Yeah, he got arrested this morning.
611
00:28:27,110 --> 00:28:27,943
- What?
612
00:28:27,943 --> 00:28:28,910
- Yeah, it turns out
613
00:28:28,910 --> 00:28:33,907
he's like a molester of women
614
00:28:34,810 --> 00:28:38,790
or children or something.
615
00:28:38,790 --> 00:28:40,270
Oh man.
616
00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:41,650
He was coming here like every day
617
00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,556
and you didn't even know.
618
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:47,800
(chuckles) You guys are probably
like friends or something.
619
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,800
People, man, people.
620
00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:50,910
Oh cool.
621
00:28:50,910 --> 00:28:52,830
Yeah, it's crazy how
things work out, right?
622
00:28:52,830 --> 00:28:54,670
Like one minute this guy
Ronny's getting pegged
623
00:28:54,670 --> 00:28:56,450
as a pederast and the next thing you know
624
00:28:56,450 --> 00:28:57,727
my friend's calling me up and he's like,
625
00:28:57,727 --> 00:28:59,990
"Hey, there's this job
and they need somebody
626
00:28:59,990 --> 00:29:01,530
like right away," right?
627
00:29:01,530 --> 00:29:03,780
And it's weird because
people are always telling me
628
00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:06,240
like I seem like the type of person
629
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:08,090
who would be a pizza delivery guy
630
00:29:08,090 --> 00:29:11,033
so I figured it's just fate, right?
631
00:29:12,554 --> 00:29:14,570
- (chuckles) Keep the change.
632
00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:16,143
- Thanks, (chuckles) radical.
633
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:20,370
So...
634
00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:21,352
- Yes?
635
00:29:21,352 --> 00:29:24,173
- You really got a room for rent?
636
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,840
- Oh, uh, yeah, kind of.
637
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,550
You know what, I hadn't
really thought it through
638
00:29:31,550 --> 00:29:33,070
and I kinda put that sign out there
639
00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:34,670
a little prematurely, you know.
640
00:29:34,670 --> 00:29:35,690
- Oh cool.
641
00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:39,400
You know 'cause I'm
actually looking for a place
642
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:41,970
of my own now, you know,
that I got a job and stuff
643
00:29:41,970 --> 00:29:45,380
and I can finally move out of
my parents' place and stuff.
644
00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:46,700
Can I take a look?
645
00:29:46,700 --> 00:29:49,090
- It's kind of expensive, so...
646
00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:51,290
And there is gonna be like a credit check
647
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:53,220
and all kind of stuff.
- Oh, really?
648
00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,270
- Yeah.
649
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,253
- I should take a look anyway, you know,
650
00:29:55,253 --> 00:29:57,190
just to get an idea of the market
651
00:29:57,190 --> 00:29:59,540
and I'm gonna be making
a lot in tips, too,
652
00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:01,650
you know so...
653
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:02,483
- I don't know.
654
00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:04,460
- Hey, come on.
655
00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:07,403
Look at me. I'm harmless.
656
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:10,150
Look, I tell you what, hang on.
657
00:30:10,150 --> 00:30:11,760
Here.
658
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:14,120
9-1-1.
(phone beeping)
659
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,573
I do anything weird, just hit send.
660
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,360
- You get reception out here?
661
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:24,060
- Yeah, of course.
662
00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:24,893
You don't?
663
00:30:24,893 --> 00:30:25,726
- No.
664
00:30:26,670 --> 00:30:28,510
- Well, how are you ordering
pizzas all the time?
665
00:30:28,510 --> 00:30:30,190
- I have to climb up that hill over there.
666
00:30:30,190 --> 00:30:32,173
It's the only place I get a signal.
667
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,793
- Whoa!
668
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,973
That's like your pizza mountain.
669
00:30:40,910 --> 00:30:43,779
Dude, you gotta get a
new service provider.
670
00:30:43,779 --> 00:30:48,779
(Paul chuckles)
(light guitar music)
671
00:31:01,596 --> 00:31:05,540
So, who's this guy
coming over tonight, huh?
672
00:31:05,540 --> 00:31:09,560
First date, lover returning from abroad,
673
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,070
Craigslist casual encounter?
674
00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,120
- Actually, it's just someone else
675
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:14,803
coming to look at the room.
676
00:31:15,860 --> 00:31:17,320
- Is that what you're supposed to do
677
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:18,867
when you're renting a place?
678
00:31:18,867 --> 00:31:21,070
You know, get all dressed up like that?
679
00:31:21,070 --> 00:31:22,500
Is that like the standard?
680
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,450
I'm just asking 'cause, you
know, this is my first foray
681
00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:27,647
into the rental world.
682
00:31:27,647 --> 00:31:28,480
- I don't know.
683
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:30,213
I actually, I haven't done this before.
684
00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:33,080
- Hey, can I use the head?
685
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:33,913
- What?
686
00:31:33,913 --> 00:31:37,180
- Le pissoir, rhino
king, porcelain throne?
687
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:39,790
- Yeah, it's just down the hall.
688
00:31:39,790 --> 00:31:40,623
- Sweet.
689
00:31:42,848 --> 00:31:46,015
(gentle guitar music)
690
00:32:00,637 --> 00:32:01,470
Oh man.
691
00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:09,510
- I see you found the room.
692
00:32:09,510 --> 00:32:11,900
- Okay, this is cool.
693
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:14,470
Okay, are these presents like an incentive
694
00:32:14,470 --> 00:32:16,156
for moving in or something?
695
00:32:16,156 --> 00:32:17,507
I think this one's a blender.
696
00:32:17,507 --> 00:32:18,973
- (chuckles) Yeah, maybe.
697
00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,993
- Oh, you changed.
698
00:32:23,810 --> 00:32:25,230
- I like this look more.
699
00:32:25,230 --> 00:32:27,980
It's kinda like girl next door, you know.
700
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:30,320
- See, if you answer the door like that,
701
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,023
you'd totally get the guy.
702
00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:34,730
If the guy were like me (chuckles).
703
00:32:35,854 --> 00:32:36,920
- Maybe.
704
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:41,460
- So are these all like wedding presents
705
00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:44,207
and you got left at the altar
or something (laughing).
706
00:32:45,414 --> 00:32:49,703
Oh, what if the house was like
a wedding present (laughing)?
707
00:32:51,130 --> 00:32:52,730
That would be fucked (laughing).
708
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:57,843
Holy shit.
709
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,880
Holy shit!
710
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,150
- How hard could it be to get laid?
711
00:33:03,150 --> 00:33:05,690
- Not that hard, I suppose.
712
00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:07,210
- I get it, I get it.
713
00:33:07,210 --> 00:33:09,260
I mean, you wanna make
sure it's a nice guy.
714
00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:11,160
You know, somebody with a clean cock,
715
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,030
somebody who maybe smells really nice.
716
00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,960
Maybe a little good-looking, little sexy,
717
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,260
to make sure you get
horny-toaded a little bit, huh?
718
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:21,840
Somebody who likes you but
doesn't like you too much.
719
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,020
You know, they're not
gonna like get attached
720
00:33:24,020 --> 00:33:26,143
or fall in love or anything like that.
721
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,760
You still think he's coming?
722
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:36,813
- Yeah.
723
00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:40,943
No.
724
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,680
No, he is really late.
725
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,700
He is not coming.
726
00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,810
- Don't you have like some other guys
727
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:50,890
you can call like booty call type guys
728
00:33:50,890 --> 00:33:52,755
to help you out with this sort of thing?
729
00:33:52,755 --> 00:33:54,970
(Rachel crying)
730
00:33:54,970 --> 00:33:57,040
Oh, oh shit, what'd I say?
731
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:57,873
I'm sorry.
732
00:33:57,873 --> 00:33:58,850
It's all right.
- No, no, no, no, no,
733
00:33:58,850 --> 00:34:00,238
it's not you.
734
00:34:00,238 --> 00:34:03,570
Like I just like, it's all
hitting me at once, you know,
735
00:34:03,570 --> 00:34:06,103
like what I gotta do, you know.
736
00:34:07,084 --> 00:34:08,319
- Okay.
737
00:34:08,319 --> 00:34:10,080
Shh, wait, uh...
738
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,470
I got some weed in my car.
739
00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:17,010
I think it might help you relax, you know.
740
00:34:17,010 --> 00:34:20,160
- Okay, I guess that could work.
741
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:20,993
- Cool, okay.
742
00:34:23,430 --> 00:34:26,143
- No, no, actually, no, just, just,
743
00:34:26,143 --> 00:34:31,070
just like just stay here,
here with me for a minute.
744
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:31,903
- Okay, yeah.
745
00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:37,332
(Rachel sniffles)
746
00:34:38,859 --> 00:34:40,830
(Rachel crying)
747
00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:42,460
Actually I got the weed right here.
748
00:34:42,460 --> 00:34:43,293
I just didn't want you to think
749
00:34:43,293 --> 00:34:44,823
I was a pothead or something.
750
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,093
- Oh, um...
751
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,200
Okay, let's do it.
752
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,250
- Cool, right here.
753
00:34:52,978 --> 00:34:54,145
Oh, let's see.
754
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:58,560
(Paul chuckles)
755
00:35:12,975 --> 00:35:15,323
Oh yeah.
756
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:16,323
That's good.
757
00:35:17,369 --> 00:35:18,202
Here.
758
00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:27,063
(Rachel coughing)
759
00:35:27,063 --> 00:35:28,813
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
760
00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:33,300
You don't smoke much, do you?
761
00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:36,200
- And that's gonna get me
like really high, right?
762
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,240
- Actually I think it just
came straight out of you.
763
00:35:39,240 --> 00:35:40,073
- Oh really?
- Why, were you
764
00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:41,899
looking to get really high?
765
00:35:41,899 --> 00:35:43,120
- There was this thing
766
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:44,950
that I was gonna do tonight, you know.
767
00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:47,570
And I just had made it up in my mind
768
00:35:47,570 --> 00:35:48,430
that it was a good thing.
769
00:35:48,430 --> 00:35:50,820
And it might sound really stupid to you
770
00:35:50,820 --> 00:35:52,650
but I was just gonna do it.
(Paul coughing)
771
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,970
And I thought that maybe if
I was like a little high-
772
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:57,720
- It might be easier to do with me.
773
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,033
- Yeah.
774
00:36:02,310 --> 00:36:05,090
- Oh, okay.
775
00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:05,923
Cool.
776
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:11,210
You sure you don't have
some other guys you can call
777
00:36:11,210 --> 00:36:12,480
or anything like that.
778
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,990
- No, what, don't you like the idea
779
00:36:14,990 --> 00:36:15,940
of having sex with me?
780
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,037
- Wait, now look.
781
00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:22,370
If I do this, we could
put it behind us, right?
782
00:36:22,370 --> 00:36:24,400
'Cause I'm really digging the room
783
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,663
and I don't wanna sabotage
my chances, you know.
784
00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:31,710
I would be performing a service,
785
00:36:31,710 --> 00:36:34,260
a broken heart removal service,
786
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:35,923
performed with my penis.
787
00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:38,910
- I think that I can put it behind me.
788
00:36:39,810 --> 00:36:40,643
- Dig it.
789
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,863
How do you like it?
790
00:36:46,863 --> 00:36:48,030
- What?
791
00:36:48,030 --> 00:36:48,863
- The sex.
792
00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:53,303
Doggie, missionary, kinda boring.
793
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,473
Reverse cowgirl?
794
00:36:56,710 --> 00:36:57,910
I'll try and keep my stamina up
795
00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:59,610
to make it really good.
796
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:00,790
- Okay, I was thinking
797
00:37:00,790 --> 00:37:02,750
that we could just like get it started
798
00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:04,963
and see where it goes.
799
00:37:05,860 --> 00:37:06,693
- Cool.
800
00:37:06,693 --> 00:37:08,223
Um, let's do some making out first.
801
00:37:09,409 --> 00:37:10,992
- [Both] All right.
802
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,270
(Paul chuckling)
803
00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:25,319
(doorbell ringing)
804
00:37:25,319 --> 00:37:26,152
- What was that?
805
00:37:26,152 --> 00:37:28,110
- Uh, the doorbell.
806
00:37:28,110 --> 00:37:30,120
- Duh, are you expecting somebody?
807
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:34,230
- Yeah, the guy who was
supposed to be doing
808
00:37:34,230 --> 00:37:36,160
what you were about to do.
809
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:38,397
- So I don't get to do it now?
810
00:37:38,397 --> 00:37:39,797
I was kinda getting into it.
811
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,870
Well, look, I tell you what.
812
00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,950
You can still open the door
813
00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:47,020
and change your mind.
814
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,670
Like you can make like a quick comparison
815
00:37:48,670 --> 00:37:51,560
between the two of us and then
like make a snap decision.
816
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:52,460
- Deal.
817
00:37:52,460 --> 00:37:53,960
- All right, okay.
818
00:37:56,199 --> 00:37:58,050
(insects chirping)
819
00:37:58,050 --> 00:37:59,840
- Okay, first of all,
820
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,290
who doesn't put signs
on the streets, okay?
821
00:38:02,290 --> 00:38:03,900
Secondly, do you know
822
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:06,170
there's weirdos running
around on the road?
823
00:38:06,170 --> 00:38:07,610
- Skaters.
824
00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,950
- Skaters?
825
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,123
- Yeah, we've got an infestation.
826
00:38:13,076 --> 00:38:14,313
Uh, come on in.
827
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,339
- Hey.
828
00:38:23,339 --> 00:38:24,339
- What's up?
829
00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,710
- This is...
830
00:38:28,710 --> 00:38:29,543
- Paul.
831
00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:30,610
- Paul (chuckles).
832
00:38:30,610 --> 00:38:33,220
Paul, this is Dr. Lewis.
833
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:34,423
- A doctor?
834
00:38:35,270 --> 00:38:37,357
Oh shit, man, I thought I had a chance.
835
00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,860
(lips clicking) Dammit!
836
00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:39,970
You know what?
837
00:38:39,970 --> 00:38:43,590
I'm just gonna go ahead
and concede right now.
838
00:38:43,590 --> 00:38:46,060
- Whoa, you really did have
other people coming over.
839
00:38:46,060 --> 00:38:47,300
I thought you were lying.
840
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,970
- Don't worry about it, okay?
841
00:38:48,970 --> 00:38:50,680
You're gonna love it.
842
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,560
I mean, it's really nice and...
843
00:38:55,890 --> 00:38:56,923
Really pretty.
844
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:01,973
And cool.
845
00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:04,344
- Uh, bye, Paul.
846
00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:05,260
I'll let you know.
847
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:06,360
- Yeah, no problem.
848
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:14,360
- Wanna see the room?
849
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,150
- That was a pizza guy, wasn't it.
850
00:39:19,150 --> 00:39:21,930
- Yeah, I ordered some pizza
851
00:39:21,930 --> 00:39:23,980
and he was interested in seeing the room.
852
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:27,584
- Holy shit, you were
gonna fuck the pizza guy.
853
00:39:27,584 --> 00:39:30,010
- No (chuckles).
854
00:39:30,010 --> 00:39:31,700
- Did I interrupt it?
855
00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:33,363
Well, did you close the deal?
856
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,928
Shit. I should leave.
857
00:39:36,928 --> 00:39:38,250
He's probably still out there.
858
00:39:38,250 --> 00:39:39,083
I'll go get him.
859
00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:39,916
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
860
00:39:39,916 --> 00:39:41,050
What are you talking about?
861
00:39:41,050 --> 00:39:41,910
No.
862
00:39:41,910 --> 00:39:43,390
- Like, if you need to nail the guy,
863
00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:46,750
I can wait out in the car or
another room or something.
864
00:39:46,750 --> 00:39:48,290
This is incredible.
865
00:39:48,290 --> 00:39:49,650
I did not know you had this in you.
866
00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:51,093
I am very impressed.
867
00:39:51,930 --> 00:39:53,913
- So the room.
868
00:39:58,750 --> 00:39:59,583
- Blender.
869
00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:01,900
- You could be right.
870
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,110
- How long has it been?
871
00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:04,265
- [Rachel] Two months.
872
00:40:04,265 --> 00:40:06,510
(Dr. Lewis sighs)
873
00:40:06,510 --> 00:40:10,260
- Well, you know, you should
probably send these back.
874
00:40:10,260 --> 00:40:11,233
So rude.
875
00:40:12,510 --> 00:40:13,563
It's etiquette, you know.
876
00:40:13,563 --> 00:40:16,160
- Actually, I know that you're
supposed to send them back.
877
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,000
I'm not a fucking idiot.
878
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,960
Gonna send them back.
879
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,470
I just don't wanna send them back yet.
880
00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:22,030
- I mean, you don't really think
881
00:40:22,030 --> 00:40:23,750
that Mark is gonna come back
882
00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:26,810
and you're gonna live happily ever after
883
00:40:26,810 --> 00:40:29,100
and you're gonna open these gifts
884
00:40:29,100 --> 00:40:30,550
as husband and wife, do you?
885
00:40:30,550 --> 00:40:34,910
I mean, the man left you at
the altar, for god sakes.
886
00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:35,743
Hello.
887
00:40:37,690 --> 00:40:39,590
Should not have let the pizza guy go.
888
00:40:39,590 --> 00:40:40,766
You're more fucked up than I thought.
889
00:40:40,766 --> 00:40:42,210
- (chuckles) Oh, Jesus Christ, okay.
890
00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:44,250
I just don't wanna deal with it right now.
891
00:40:44,250 --> 00:40:45,580
Maybe I don't wanna move on
892
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,910
because I don't know
what I'm moving on to.
893
00:40:47,910 --> 00:40:52,260
Like not even some fucking lonely old lady
894
00:40:52,260 --> 00:40:54,330
without a man, like cat lady person.
895
00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:55,163
I mean...
896
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,053
- Bed's a little lumpy.
897
00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,970
(insects chirping)
(wind whistling)
898
00:41:05,970 --> 00:41:09,690
I mean, you're literally
alone out here for miles.
899
00:41:09,690 --> 00:41:10,523
- [Rachel] Yeah?
900
00:41:10,523 --> 00:41:12,583
- [Dr. Lewis] Don't you ever
get scared out here all alone?
901
00:41:13,540 --> 00:41:15,093
- No, I guess I've just had
other things on my mind.
902
00:41:15,093 --> 00:41:17,750
- There's no weird noises or anything?
903
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:21,900
Like branches scratching
the windows kind of a deal?
904
00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,110
'Cause I really don't
think I could handle that.
905
00:41:24,110 --> 00:41:25,870
I would totally believe
someone if they told me
906
00:41:25,870 --> 00:41:26,880
that you were killed out here
907
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:28,383
in some really horrific way.
908
00:41:30,770 --> 00:41:32,623
- I have a confession to make.
909
00:41:33,896 --> 00:41:34,850
- Okay.
910
00:41:34,850 --> 00:41:39,390
- (stammers) I decided
that you would actually be
911
00:41:39,390 --> 00:41:43,460
like a really, a really
good person to do that...
912
00:41:45,442 --> 00:41:47,933
to like to do me with their penis thing.
913
00:41:50,890 --> 00:41:51,723
- Oh.
914
00:41:52,780 --> 00:41:54,970
But you're not thinking about that now.
915
00:41:54,970 --> 00:41:57,973
It's just about the room, right?
916
00:41:59,460 --> 00:42:02,850
- Well, um, actually-
917
00:42:02,850 --> 00:42:05,070
- 'Cause that would be really awkward.
918
00:42:05,070 --> 00:42:07,380
You know, with Mark at work,
919
00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:10,510
but me living here, having seen you naked,
920
00:42:10,510 --> 00:42:12,963
maybe even had my penis inside your mouth.
921
00:42:14,270 --> 00:42:17,590
Or I mean just, or just
vaginal intercourse
922
00:42:17,590 --> 00:42:20,810
if a blowjob isn't in the equation.
923
00:42:20,810 --> 00:42:25,090
I mean, not that the equation
is even on the table here
924
00:42:25,090 --> 00:42:26,700
is what I'm saying.
925
00:42:26,700 --> 00:42:28,550
I mean, that'd be kinda weird, right?
926
00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,490
- Yeah, yeah, I guess it would be weird.
927
00:42:32,490 --> 00:42:33,640
- Yeah, I mean...
928
00:42:36,032 --> 00:42:37,482
Probably for the best, right?
929
00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:53,510
- You know what? No.
930
00:42:53,510 --> 00:42:56,230
No, I mean, it wouldn't be for the best.
931
00:42:56,230 --> 00:42:59,980
I mean, I have been just sulking out here
932
00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:04,280
for two months now and I
finally have a way in my head
933
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:05,520
to get over all of this.
934
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,470
And, I mean, yeah, like, I
mean, it's pretty radical
935
00:43:08,470 --> 00:43:11,750
but we talked about it and it makes sense
936
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,950
just like having a plan.
937
00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:16,220
And I wanna make good on it.
938
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:18,763
I just, I really think
that this could work.
939
00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:23,650
I mean, and yeah, yeah, you
can move in here with me
940
00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:26,770
into my den of misery and depression
941
00:43:26,770 --> 00:43:29,040
'cause I guarantee you
that's what it'll be.
942
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,080
And you thought that
it was a lack of sleep
943
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:31,913
that was gonna get you
944
00:43:31,913 --> 00:43:34,510
into some kind of like malpractice
suit with the hospital.
945
00:43:34,510 --> 00:43:36,100
Well, you are wrong, my friend.
946
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:37,850
Moving in here with me, the two of us
947
00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:40,980
just like stewing in our
misery, just amplifying it
948
00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:43,490
to like ungodly levels
that's gonna kill off
949
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,070
some poor innocent at the hospital
950
00:43:45,070 --> 00:43:47,377
just because neither of us
can actually go out there
951
00:43:47,377 --> 00:43:49,510
and fuck someone else
to get over this thing.
952
00:43:49,510 --> 00:43:51,280
And you know what?
953
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:53,670
Mark is fucking your special Dr. Andrews.
954
00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:56,520
I hate to break it to you,
but I saw them flirting today.
955
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,680
It's kinda what started
this whole thing anyway.
956
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:01,513
You know what?
957
00:44:01,513 --> 00:44:03,380
Maybe us sleeping together
and you moving in here
958
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:05,200
is like a really terrible idea.
959
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,180
And, in fact, you know
I couldn't even do that.
960
00:44:08,180 --> 00:44:11,373
So I put it to you.
961
00:44:12,330 --> 00:44:14,220
What's more important to you?
962
00:44:14,220 --> 00:44:15,300
Having a roof over your head
963
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:17,813
or just getting over that
fucking bitch for good?
964
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:34,753
- Okay.
965
00:44:41,954 --> 00:44:44,204
It's a little dark in here.
966
00:44:58,820 --> 00:44:59,850
You have kids?
967
00:44:59,850 --> 00:45:02,740
- (chuckles) No, it's
a model home remember.
968
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:03,573
- Right.
969
00:45:19,728 --> 00:45:22,260
Are you sure you wanna just, you know,
970
00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:24,250
jump right to it?
971
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:27,760
- I mean, yeah, I think
that would be best,
972
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:29,730
just like do it.
973
00:45:29,730 --> 00:45:31,180
- Yeah?
974
00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:32,013
Hmm.
975
00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:36,120
I was maybe thinking we could kind of
976
00:45:37,290 --> 00:45:38,443
build up to it.
977
00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:40,750
That's what I'm thinking now.
978
00:45:41,830 --> 00:45:43,430
Just feeling a little out of it.
979
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,823
Like some awkwardness.
980
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,860
Kind of worried about my (clicks
tongue) performance here.
981
00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:55,163
- Oh, so like maybe some foreplay?
982
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,333
- Yeah, foreplay.
983
00:45:59,610 --> 00:46:01,350
Look at you there.
984
00:46:01,350 --> 00:46:04,820
Uh, some talking maybe.
985
00:46:04,820 --> 00:46:07,667
Maybe a combination of the two (chuckles).
986
00:46:08,670 --> 00:46:10,930
You know, just something to get us
987
00:46:10,930 --> 00:46:13,120
a little more comfortable with each other.
988
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,930
- We are still having sex tonight though?
989
00:46:14,930 --> 00:46:17,050
- Yeah. Yeah, definitely.
990
00:46:17,050 --> 00:46:19,950
Still into the intercourse.
991
00:46:19,950 --> 00:46:21,950
Just, you know,
992
00:46:21,950 --> 00:46:25,293
maybe something to (clicks
tongue) build it up a little.
993
00:46:26,130 --> 00:46:28,323
I mean, build it up
tonight is what I mean.
994
00:46:28,323 --> 00:46:32,170
- But won't, actually won't
my taking my clothes off
995
00:46:32,170 --> 00:46:33,990
just like to the trick?
996
00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:36,420
I mean, like send it up.
997
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:39,203
- I mean, it could, it could.
998
00:46:42,910 --> 00:46:45,300
It's just that I don't
wanna get to that moment
999
00:46:45,300 --> 00:46:47,510
and it's like mm mm, not happening
1000
00:46:47,510 --> 00:46:50,190
'cause that would be devastating
1001
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,683
to my ego and I don't think
I would be able to recover.
1002
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,530
So I think it might be better to have
1003
00:46:58,530 --> 00:47:00,093
a sure thing heading in.
1004
00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,093
Into your-
1005
00:47:03,093 --> 00:47:04,210
- Oh yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.
1006
00:47:05,131 --> 00:47:05,964
- Yeah.
1007
00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:08,700
- Uh...
1008
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:14,253
I mean maybe some role play?
1009
00:47:17,619 --> 00:47:20,619
(suspenseful music)
1010
00:47:29,710 --> 00:47:33,126
(Rachel screaming)
(dramatic scary music)
1011
00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:35,876
(Rachel panting)
1012
00:47:36,944 --> 00:47:40,111
(chaotic scary music)
1013
00:47:45,859 --> 00:47:48,442
(both panting)
1014
00:47:50,068 --> 00:47:51,151
- How's that?
1015
00:47:54,890 --> 00:47:57,500
- Getting there, definitely getting there.
1016
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,548
Okay, for the next one-
1017
00:47:59,548 --> 00:48:00,465
- Oh Jesus.
1018
00:48:06,348 --> 00:48:11,015
- I'm good, I'm good (exhales heavily).
1019
00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:39,341
- I got a few different kinds.
1020
00:48:39,341 --> 00:48:40,174
- Yep.
1021
00:48:40,174 --> 00:48:42,460
- Oh I even got these really large ones.
1022
00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:43,540
- Mm mm.
1023
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:46,710
- Not that I have any
expectations because I don't.
1024
00:48:46,710 --> 00:48:49,900
But that doesn't mean
that I don't wanna do this
1025
00:48:49,900 --> 00:48:52,210
or that I'm not into it because I am.
1026
00:48:52,210 --> 00:48:54,730
I mean even just like the act itself.
1027
00:48:54,730 --> 00:48:57,500
So if at any point you feel
1028
00:48:57,500 --> 00:49:01,550
that I'm out of it or that I'm just
1029
00:49:01,550 --> 00:49:04,650
not really like in tune with everything,
1030
00:49:04,650 --> 00:49:07,400
just know that I'm really into it.
1031
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,503
- Sounds good.
1032
00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:12,393
- Okay, let's do this.
1033
00:49:18,850 --> 00:49:20,803
- Just average.
1034
00:49:22,645 --> 00:49:24,683
Well, below average.
1035
00:49:24,683 --> 00:49:26,766
No, average, I'm average.
1036
00:49:38,862 --> 00:49:40,541
(Dr. Lewis spitting)
1037
00:49:40,541 --> 00:49:43,191
- Actually, just do this right here.
1038
00:49:43,191 --> 00:49:45,774
(both panting)
1039
00:49:54,944 --> 00:49:56,523
(eerie music)
1040
00:49:56,523 --> 00:49:57,984
What the-
1041
00:49:57,984 --> 00:49:58,817
- What?
1042
00:49:58,817 --> 00:50:00,273
What did I do? Did I do something wrong?
1043
00:50:00,273 --> 00:50:02,936
- No, no, no, I just saw
somebody walk by the window.
1044
00:50:02,936 --> 00:50:03,906
- [Dr. Lewis] What?
1045
00:50:03,906 --> 00:50:05,506
- We were like going at
it and I just saw somebody
1046
00:50:05,506 --> 00:50:06,885
walk by the window.
1047
00:50:06,885 --> 00:50:07,873
- Are you sure?
1048
00:50:07,873 --> 00:50:10,400
- Yeah, I mean, my mind
was occupied with things
1049
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:11,233
but something definitely went by the-
1050
00:50:11,233 --> 00:50:12,640
- Are you fucking around?
1051
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:14,403
No more role playing,
all right, it's done.
1052
00:50:14,403 --> 00:50:15,430
- No.
1053
00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,805
- Well, maybe it was a bird
or something, I don't know.
1054
00:50:17,805 --> 00:50:20,565
- I don't know what I saw, but
I definitely saw something.
1055
00:50:20,565 --> 00:50:21,482
- Oh, what?
1056
00:50:22,866 --> 00:50:23,954
(eerie music)
1057
00:50:23,954 --> 00:50:28,349
- What the fuck?
(scary music)
1058
00:50:28,349 --> 00:50:30,099
What the fuck was that?
1059
00:50:30,099 --> 00:50:32,766
(ominous music)
1060
00:50:34,512 --> 00:50:35,699
- What are you doing?
1061
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,037
- I'm calling the cops.
1062
00:50:37,037 --> 00:50:39,390
- [Rachel] Your phone works out here?
1063
00:50:39,390 --> 00:50:40,470
- No.
1064
00:50:40,470 --> 00:50:41,303
Where's yours?
1065
00:50:41,303 --> 00:50:42,136
- It doesn't work.
1066
00:50:42,136 --> 00:50:42,969
- [Dr. Lewis] You have a landline?
1067
00:50:42,969 --> 00:50:43,802
- Monday.
1068
00:50:43,802 --> 00:50:44,635
- Fuck!
1069
00:50:46,033 --> 00:50:49,533
(eerie suspenseful music)
1070
00:51:09,812 --> 00:51:12,479
(door clacking)
1071
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:15,282
(insects chirping)
1072
00:51:15,282 --> 00:51:17,782
(eerie music)
1073
00:51:19,961 --> 00:51:22,461
(tense music)
1074
00:51:29,251 --> 00:51:31,751
(scary music)
1075
00:51:42,928 --> 00:51:45,678
(dramatic music)
1076
00:51:47,296 --> 00:51:48,516
(men shouting)
1077
00:51:48,516 --> 00:51:51,567
(men grunting)
1078
00:51:51,567 --> 00:51:53,768
- Stop! Stop it!
(insects chirping)
1079
00:51:53,768 --> 00:51:55,375
(Dr. Lewis grunts)
- Ah fuck!
1080
00:51:55,375 --> 00:51:56,208
- Kyle?
1081
00:51:57,090 --> 00:51:58,770
- Jesus, that guy was trying to kill me.
1082
00:51:58,770 --> 00:52:00,370
- Kyle, what the fuck are you doing here?
1083
00:52:00,370 --> 00:52:02,645
- Well, being beaten to death, apparently.
1084
00:52:02,645 --> 00:52:03,478
- [Rachel] What are you doing here?
1085
00:52:03,478 --> 00:52:04,311
- Are you okay?
1086
00:52:04,311 --> 00:52:05,144
- What are you doing here?
1087
00:52:05,144 --> 00:52:05,977
- Are you okay?
1088
00:52:05,977 --> 00:52:06,810
- I'm fine.
1089
00:52:06,810 --> 00:52:07,643
- I heard screaming.
1090
00:52:07,643 --> 00:52:09,610
- Jesus Christ, I said I was fine.
1091
00:52:09,610 --> 00:52:10,770
- Then why were you screaming then?
1092
00:52:10,770 --> 00:52:13,108
- It was just a little light role playing.
1093
00:52:13,108 --> 00:52:14,370
- (swallows) Okay.
1094
00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:16,210
What? Are you into that kinda thing?
1095
00:52:16,210 --> 00:52:18,950
- What the fuck are you doing here?
1096
00:52:18,950 --> 00:52:20,950
- I didn't like the idea
of this guy coming here
1097
00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:22,027
from out of the blue to fuck you.
1098
00:52:22,027 --> 00:52:23,110
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, "this guy"?
1099
00:52:23,110 --> 00:52:24,399
Is that me you're talking about?
1100
00:52:24,399 --> 00:52:25,420
'Cause I don't like the way that sounds.
1101
00:52:25,420 --> 00:52:27,007
- No you, this guy, you,
1102
00:52:27,007 --> 00:52:27,920
I don't that.
- You don't even know me.
1103
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:28,753
- Exactly.
1104
00:52:28,753 --> 00:52:29,586
Look, I heard screaming.
1105
00:52:29,586 --> 00:52:31,350
I did the right thing.
1106
00:52:31,350 --> 00:52:33,250
- If you were just driving by,
1107
00:52:33,250 --> 00:52:34,770
how did you hear screaming?
1108
00:52:34,770 --> 00:52:35,603
- I had the windows open.
1109
00:52:35,603 --> 00:52:37,000
- Oh, you could hear
that over the car engine.
1110
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:38,048
- It was a large scream.
1111
00:52:38,048 --> 00:52:38,881
(Dr. Lewis scoffs)
1112
00:52:38,881 --> 00:52:40,440
Oh fine, I got out for a second
1113
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:41,500
just to take a look.
1114
00:52:41,500 --> 00:52:44,810
- Jesus, how long have you
been spying on us, you pervert?
1115
00:52:44,810 --> 00:52:45,960
- I had just gotten here.
1116
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:47,283
Do not make such a big deal out of this.
1117
00:52:47,283 --> 00:52:48,574
I was doing this to look out for you.
1118
00:52:48,574 --> 00:52:49,843
- Look, who is this guy?
1119
00:52:49,843 --> 00:52:51,810
- He's that friend I
was telling you about,
1120
00:52:51,810 --> 00:52:52,730
the married one.
1121
00:52:52,730 --> 00:52:55,260
- Jesus Christ! Now I know
why you don't wanna fuck him.
1122
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,093
- Hey, watch it, buddy.
1123
00:52:56,093 --> 00:52:57,310
Don't cross that line with me.
1124
00:52:57,310 --> 00:52:58,150
- Just cut it out.
1125
00:52:58,150 --> 00:53:01,060
Will you please just get out of here?
1126
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:02,320
- No, look, I am not leaving.
1127
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,266
I don't even trust
1128
00:53:03,266 --> 00:53:04,099
what's going on here.
- Just get the fuck
1129
00:53:04,099 --> 00:53:04,932
out of here.
1130
00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:06,570
- What, ah, what, so you can
just go back to fucking him?
1131
00:53:06,570 --> 00:53:07,895
That's it, that's how it's gonna go?
1132
00:53:07,895 --> 00:53:08,728
- Yes, exactly how.
1133
00:53:08,728 --> 00:53:10,410
- I can't believe you are doing this.
1134
00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:11,876
So what? You're just gonna
go back to fucking this guy?
1135
00:53:11,876 --> 00:53:13,210
(insects chirping)
1136
00:53:13,210 --> 00:53:14,825
- Fucking who?
1137
00:53:14,825 --> 00:53:16,300
- [Kyle] Oh mother fucker!
1138
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:17,750
- Go. Come on.
1139
00:53:17,750 --> 00:53:18,583
- Hey, you deserve...
1140
00:53:18,583 --> 00:53:20,010
Hey, hey, don't let this guy in here.
1141
00:53:20,010 --> 00:53:21,620
He's here for closure sex, okay?
1142
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,530
I'd rather you just go in
and finish what you started
1143
00:53:23,530 --> 00:53:26,320
with that other guy if you
have to get laid tonight.
1144
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,170
- What other guy?
1145
00:53:32,240 --> 00:53:34,340
What the fuck are you doing here?
1146
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:36,513
- She's got a room for rent.
1147
00:53:37,510 --> 00:53:38,500
- Okay, somebody needs to tell me
1148
00:53:38,500 --> 00:53:40,230
what the fuck is going on here.
1149
00:53:40,230 --> 00:53:41,610
- Tell you?
1150
00:53:41,610 --> 00:53:44,880
Wow, you just show up in
the middle of the night
1151
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,580
after two months and you
actually expect somebody
1152
00:53:47,580 --> 00:53:49,263
to tell you what's going on?
1153
00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:52,820
- I was hoping I could
have a word with you.
1154
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:55,800
Alone.
1155
00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:57,950
- Both of these guys are just
trying to get in your pants.
1156
00:53:57,950 --> 00:53:59,960
- Will you just please get outta here?
1157
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:02,410
- No way. I'm not going
anywhere while he's here.
1158
00:54:02,410 --> 00:54:05,170
I am the only one who has
your best interest at heart.
1159
00:54:05,170 --> 00:54:06,663
This situation is volatile.
1160
00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:11,970
- You can have five minutes.
1161
00:54:23,210 --> 00:54:25,627
(Mark sighs)
1162
00:54:26,550 --> 00:54:27,383
So?
1163
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,923
- I wanted to say that I'm sorry.
1164
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:34,403
- I'm sorry?
1165
00:54:35,740 --> 00:54:39,110
You leave me at the altar
and you don't talk to me
1166
00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:41,967
for two months and all you
can say is "I'm sorry"?
1167
00:54:46,864 --> 00:54:48,180
(Mark exhales heavily)
1168
00:54:48,180 --> 00:54:49,013
- How's the arm?
1169
00:54:51,610 --> 00:54:53,113
- Better I'm told.
1170
00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:55,460
How's your brother?
1171
00:54:56,617 --> 00:54:58,110
- He thought you broke his jaw at first
1172
00:54:58,110 --> 00:55:02,020
but turned out it was
just a hairline fracture
1173
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:03,723
or contusion or something, I don't know.
1174
00:55:03,723 --> 00:55:06,960
- What, it's like beyond
your comprehension?
1175
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:08,423
You're a fucking surgeon.
1176
00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:13,080
- Yeah, well, maybe I didn't
wanna know, all right?
1177
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:16,750
I just kinda was the one who
threw him in the line of fire.
1178
00:55:16,750 --> 00:55:17,583
- I guess that's the risk you take
1179
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:18,640
when you're the best man,
1180
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:21,673
you're told the bride the
groom's not showing up.
1181
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:25,830
- God, you know that was the hardest thing
1182
00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:28,850
that I have ever had to
do in my entire life?
1183
00:55:28,850 --> 00:55:31,000
Not show up to marry you?
1184
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,960
- No way, I am not letting
you put this on me.
1185
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,770
I said that I had doubts.
1186
00:55:36,770 --> 00:55:39,160
I didn't say that I didn't wanna do it.
1187
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:40,717
- You telling me the
night before the wedding
1188
00:55:40,717 --> 00:55:42,600
that you're not sure you wanna marry me,
1189
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,400
that seems pretty clearcut.
1190
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:45,623
- But I showed up.
1191
00:55:46,780 --> 00:55:47,613
I was there.
1192
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:52,551
Fuck, Mark.
1193
00:55:52,551 --> 00:55:56,627
And I've been so fucked up
these last couple months.
1194
00:55:58,250 --> 00:56:01,430
I don't, I don't know what
I want anymore, you know?
1195
00:56:02,997 --> 00:56:04,733
- Why don't you just do me a favor?
1196
00:56:05,740 --> 00:56:08,730
Just send those guys home
1197
00:56:08,730 --> 00:56:11,340
and let's just you and me
1198
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:15,547
figure things out alone tonight, hmm?
1199
00:56:20,397 --> 00:56:23,314
(doorbell ringing)
1200
00:56:24,865 --> 00:56:26,800
(Rachel sighs)
Don't tell me.
1201
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:27,713
Another guy.
1202
00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:34,584
- God.
1203
00:56:36,862 --> 00:56:39,850
(insects chirping)
1204
00:56:39,850 --> 00:56:40,777
Can I help you?
1205
00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:45,320
- Oh, I'm sorry.
1206
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,370
I just, I saw your light on
1207
00:56:47,370 --> 00:56:49,850
and I was driving by to
look at the room for rent
1208
00:56:49,850 --> 00:56:52,530
and thought, hell, I'm
all the way out here,
1209
00:56:52,530 --> 00:56:54,630
I might as well take the chance, you know.
1210
00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:58,920
- Are you serious?
1211
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,500
- Well, yeah.
1212
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,850
I mean, you do have a
room for rent, don't you?
1213
00:57:03,950 --> 00:57:05,900
He just left you at the altar
1214
00:57:06,790 --> 00:57:07,933
without a word?
1215
00:57:09,490 --> 00:57:12,730
And that's the first time
you've spoken to him since.
1216
00:57:12,730 --> 00:57:13,600
- Yeah.
1217
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:15,410
- That's amazing.
1218
00:57:15,410 --> 00:57:17,580
- Ah, so what's your story?
1219
00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:19,230
- I'm a Psych major.
1220
00:57:19,230 --> 00:57:22,193
I wanna be a therapist, like for couples.
1221
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:25,040
- A little late for me.
1222
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,140
- It's never too late.
1223
00:57:28,348 --> 00:57:33,348
(insects chirping)
(tense music)
1224
00:57:36,434 --> 00:57:41,434
(eerie music)
(footsteps crunching)
1225
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,570
- Wow, I guess it was
just too much to hope for
1226
00:57:45,570 --> 00:57:47,023
that you guys would be gone.
1227
00:57:49,595 --> 00:57:50,800
- Can I talk to you?
1228
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,530
- Come on, Kyle.
1229
00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:53,363
- Really?
1230
00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:58,250
Everyone else here has gotten
some one-on-one time tonight.
1231
00:57:58,250 --> 00:57:59,880
I think I deserve a little too.
1232
00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:02,160
- You know what, if you've
got something to say,
1233
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:02,993
just say it.
1234
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:05,423
- Fine, fine.
1235
00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:09,270
It's not really how I
envisioned it but fine.
1236
00:58:11,930 --> 00:58:14,454
You remember when we were like eight
1237
00:58:14,454 --> 00:58:15,970
(Rachel sighs)
and everybody was playing
1238
00:58:15,970 --> 00:58:19,340
on the jungle gym doing
like cherry bombs and stuff
1239
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:21,580
and I fell and landed on my arm
1240
00:58:21,580 --> 00:58:24,020
and it (snaps fingers) snapped in two.
1241
00:58:24,020 --> 00:58:25,953
And I started just bawling.
1242
00:58:26,950 --> 00:58:28,920
And all the other kids gathered around
1243
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,687
and were pointing down, laughing.
1244
00:58:30,687 --> 00:58:34,489
"Oh, crying Kyle, crying
Kyle, crying Kyle."
1245
00:58:34,489 --> 00:58:39,180
(sighs) But you helped
me up and held my hand
1246
00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:41,913
and took me all the way
to the nurse's office.
1247
00:58:42,930 --> 00:58:44,920
And they had to pry your hand off
1248
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,330
to get me to the hospital.
1249
00:58:46,330 --> 00:58:47,523
And when I came back,
1250
00:58:48,770 --> 00:58:50,070
you were the only person
1251
00:58:50,070 --> 00:58:52,603
who didn't write crying Kyle on my cast.
1252
00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:55,010
You remember that?
1253
00:58:56,150 --> 00:58:57,230
- No.
1254
00:58:57,230 --> 00:58:58,760
- Neither do I.
1255
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,660
And yet there are probably
endless actual stories
1256
00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:04,410
from our lives that get at the same idea.
1257
00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:05,880
And I could try and pull them out
1258
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:09,080
and tell you how long
I have cared about you
1259
00:59:09,080 --> 00:59:10,820
and that it was at such-and-such moment
1260
00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:12,500
that I first fell in love with you,
1261
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,690
but none of that matters right now.
1262
00:59:14,690 --> 00:59:18,680
And all that matters right
now is the right now.
1263
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:20,250
And all I know is that before right now
1264
00:59:20,250 --> 00:59:21,890
I was miserable
1265
00:59:21,890 --> 00:59:24,160
and all I could think
about was how the hell
1266
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:26,450
did I end up in one of those marriages
1267
00:59:26,450 --> 00:59:28,496
where I fucking hate it?
1268
00:59:28,496 --> 00:59:32,173
(sighs) And then you
came back into my life.
1269
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,330
And you found yourself
1270
00:59:34,330 --> 00:59:37,460
in an even more miserable place than me.
1271
00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:39,810
But when we're together,
we are not miserable.
1272
00:59:39,810 --> 00:59:41,160
And I know you know that.
1273
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,390
And I don't wanna see
you going down some path
1274
00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:45,550
that sends you spiraling even further
1275
00:59:45,550 --> 00:59:47,553
because we can be so good together.
1276
00:59:48,780 --> 00:59:51,510
I don't wanna see you miserable anymore.
1277
00:59:51,510 --> 00:59:54,233
And I don't wanna be miserable anymore.
1278
01:00:00,568 --> 01:00:04,590
- (stammers) I just don't...
1279
01:00:14,635 --> 01:00:15,468
- Okay.
1280
01:00:16,314 --> 01:00:20,470
(Kyle inhales deeply) Okay.
1281
01:00:20,470 --> 01:00:21,846
I gave it my best shot.
1282
01:00:21,846 --> 01:00:23,660
(Kyle inhales deeply)
1283
01:00:23,660 --> 01:00:24,823
I had to do it.
1284
01:00:26,527 --> 01:00:28,293
I gave it my best shot.
1285
01:00:29,592 --> 01:00:31,530
(Kyle inhales deeply)
1286
01:00:31,530 --> 01:00:33,100
Okay, I'm gonna go now.
1287
01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:34,440
- Okay, mm-hmm.
1288
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,800
- Think it's time we
all acted like gentlemen
1289
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:38,853
and left, okay?
1290
01:00:40,190 --> 01:00:42,740
- Okay, I don't have anywhere to go.
1291
01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:44,360
I thought I was staying here tonight.
1292
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:45,861
I have my shit in the car.
1293
01:00:45,861 --> 01:00:46,694
- I'm leaving.
- I gave my cot away
1294
01:00:46,694 --> 01:00:47,790
to Dr. Foxler.
1295
01:00:47,790 --> 01:00:51,280
Planning on staying here
tonight because of the room
1296
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:52,630
and then the other thing.
1297
01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:53,463
- I'm taking off.
1298
01:00:53,463 --> 01:00:54,740
- The room's already rented?
1299
01:00:54,740 --> 01:00:55,573
- No, no, no, no,
1300
01:00:55,573 --> 01:00:56,590
he is not living here.
- I'm leaving now.
1301
01:00:56,590 --> 01:00:57,470
- This isn't your house.
1302
01:00:57,470 --> 01:00:59,080
- I believe it's half my house actually.
1303
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,660
- Actually, you kinda voided that deal
1304
01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:03,550
when you didn't show up.
- I'm leaving right now.
1305
01:01:03,550 --> 01:01:05,027
I'm just gonna...
1306
01:01:05,027 --> 01:01:07,057
I'm really going outside now.
1307
01:01:10,453 --> 01:01:12,340
- [Mark] I think it's time you leave too.
1308
01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:14,077
- Aren't you on call or something?
1309
01:01:14,077 --> 01:01:14,910
(insects chirping)
1310
01:01:14,910 --> 01:01:16,619
- [Kyle] Should never have done that.
1311
01:01:16,619 --> 01:01:19,520
Was stupid, like high
school all over again.
1312
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,963
Fucking stupid idiot.
1313
01:01:21,870 --> 01:01:23,469
Oh yeah, "Crying Kyle, crying..."
1314
01:01:23,469 --> 01:01:24,410
(chuckles) Yeah, Mark.
1315
01:01:24,410 --> 01:01:25,843
Fucking bullshit.
1316
01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:28,900
Every single time.
(tense music)
1317
01:01:28,900 --> 01:01:31,180
She's such a bitch.
1318
01:01:31,180 --> 01:01:32,133
God, why did...
1319
01:01:34,512 --> 01:01:35,703
Who the fuck are you?
1320
01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:40,050
(dramatic music)
1321
01:01:41,605 --> 01:01:44,250
(Kyle groaning)
1322
01:01:44,250 --> 01:01:45,990
- She's knows you're banging her.
1323
01:01:45,990 --> 01:01:48,912
- As ridiculous as it
sounds, she wants you.
1324
01:01:48,912 --> 01:01:49,745
- Really?
1325
01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:51,163
- Look, no offense, I just,
1326
01:01:51,163 --> 01:01:52,940
I probably should've done that,
1327
01:01:52,940 --> 01:01:55,700
considering how everything's turned out.
1328
01:01:55,700 --> 01:01:57,140
- Wow.
1329
01:01:57,140 --> 01:01:59,560
This is all really fascinating.
1330
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:00,980
Do you guys mind if I interview you
1331
01:02:00,980 --> 01:02:02,364
for a paper I'm doing?
1332
01:02:02,364 --> 01:02:03,197
(Kyle screaming)
1333
01:02:03,197 --> 01:02:06,536
(dramatic music)
1334
01:02:06,536 --> 01:02:09,203
(Kyle groaning)
1335
01:02:11,936 --> 01:02:16,936
- Fucking, get off!
(Kyle groaning and shouting)
1336
01:02:18,380 --> 01:02:19,213
Come on!
1337
01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:20,046
- Mark.
1338
01:02:20,046 --> 01:02:21,064
(Kyle shouting)
1339
01:02:21,064 --> 01:02:23,106
- Come on, come on.
1340
01:02:23,106 --> 01:02:28,106
(dramatic rhythmic music)
(Rachel panting)
1341
01:02:33,804 --> 01:02:35,141
(tense music)
(insects chirping)
1342
01:02:35,141 --> 01:02:37,643
(man grunting)
1343
01:02:37,643 --> 01:02:40,393
(Rachel panting)
1344
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:43,596
- Do not let that fucker in here!
1345
01:02:43,596 --> 01:02:44,429
- [Rachel] He's running away.
1346
01:02:44,429 --> 01:02:45,262
- Call 9-1-1.
1347
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:47,617
- [Rachel] All the fucking way out here.
1348
01:02:47,617 --> 01:02:49,090
- His pulse is really weak.
1349
01:02:49,090 --> 01:02:50,642
- Tore though.
- Shit
1350
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:51,535
- [Dr. Lewis] Is it his corrated?.
1351
01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:52,526
- [Mark] I think it's his jugular.
1352
01:02:55,418 --> 01:02:56,251
- Pulsative?
1353
01:02:56,251 --> 01:02:57,351
- I don't know.
- Let me see it.
1354
01:02:57,351 --> 01:02:59,589
(doctors shouting)
1355
01:02:59,589 --> 01:03:00,920
- Let me fucking see it, Mark.
1356
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,240
Holy shit.
(Kyle gasping)
1357
01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:03,073
- God.
(tense music)
1358
01:03:03,073 --> 01:03:05,251
- What the fuck was that?
1359
01:03:05,251 --> 01:03:06,823
- I think it was a vampire.
1360
01:03:06,823 --> 01:03:08,480
(Kyle gasping)
- Come on.
1361
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:09,830
Get me towels or something.
1362
01:03:09,830 --> 01:03:10,870
We gotta stop the bleeding.
1363
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:12,030
- [Mark] We gotta get him to a hospital.
1364
01:03:12,030 --> 01:03:13,580
- [Dr. Lewis] He's not gonna
make it to the hospital.
1365
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:14,413
Real towels!
1366
01:03:14,413 --> 01:03:16,203
- Sheets, anything to make a bandage.
1367
01:03:18,310 --> 01:03:19,143
- [Dr. Lewis] Let me do it.
1368
01:03:19,143 --> 01:03:19,976
- Do what?
1369
01:03:19,976 --> 01:03:21,780
- Sew him up.
- We need a vascular surgeon.
1370
01:03:21,780 --> 01:03:22,710
- I've done it before.
1371
01:03:22,710 --> 01:03:23,936
- On what? On what?
1372
01:03:23,936 --> 01:03:24,769
- My cat.
1373
01:03:25,743 --> 01:03:26,693
- Am I bleeding?
1374
01:03:27,820 --> 01:03:29,373
- [Mark] Just hold pressure.
1375
01:03:40,966 --> 01:03:42,010
(Kyle grunting)
1376
01:03:42,010 --> 01:03:45,880
- Good. Rip 'em into two
to three-inch strips, go.
1377
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,480
Just hand me that one right now.
1378
01:03:51,446 --> 01:03:54,113
(Kyle groaning)
1379
01:03:55,706 --> 01:04:00,706
(Mark panting)
(slow tense music)
1380
01:04:03,683 --> 01:04:04,923
- Who got us these?
1381
01:04:06,010 --> 01:04:09,282
- Uh, the Atlers, I believe.
1382
01:04:09,282 --> 01:04:10,115
- Huh?
1383
01:04:10,115 --> 01:04:10,948
- They're nice.
1384
01:04:12,154 --> 01:04:12,987
- Yeah.
1385
01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:15,378
- I'm...
1386
01:04:15,378 --> 01:04:18,045
(Kyle groaning)
1387
01:04:19,570 --> 01:04:20,530
Lift his head.
1388
01:04:20,530 --> 01:04:21,636
- Yeah, yeah.
- His head over here.
1389
01:04:21,636 --> 01:04:23,375
- [Mark] Yeah, get it.
1390
01:04:23,375 --> 01:04:24,708
Pull it through.
1391
01:04:25,620 --> 01:04:26,453
- Got the pressure.
1392
01:04:26,453 --> 01:04:27,317
- Can we move him now?
1393
01:04:32,334 --> 01:04:33,175
What?
1394
01:04:33,175 --> 01:04:35,801
(tense music)
1395
01:04:35,801 --> 01:04:38,301
(eerie music)
1396
01:04:40,145 --> 01:04:43,293
(dramatic rock music)
What the fuck?
1397
01:04:43,293 --> 01:04:45,960
(loud rattling)
1398
01:04:52,250 --> 01:04:55,150
(screeching)
1399
01:04:55,150 --> 01:04:57,817
(loud thudding)
1400
01:04:59,326 --> 01:05:01,909
(loud tapping)
1401
01:05:13,366 --> 01:05:18,366
- Uh oh.
1402
01:05:21,530 --> 01:05:22,363
Come on.
1403
01:05:22,363 --> 01:05:24,946
(Mark panting)
1404
01:05:25,902 --> 01:05:28,402
(eerie music)
1405
01:05:31,936 --> 01:05:32,976
Just let him...
(tense music)
1406
01:05:32,976 --> 01:05:34,171
No, we need to sit.
1407
01:05:34,171 --> 01:05:35,220
Fuckers.
1408
01:05:35,220 --> 01:05:36,550
Jesus fucking Christ.
1409
01:05:36,550 --> 01:05:38,853
This is exactly what I was talking about.
1410
01:05:40,231 --> 01:05:41,623
This a fucking nightmare.
(Mark panting)
1411
01:05:41,623 --> 01:05:43,513
We are in the middle
of the fucking desert.
1412
01:05:43,513 --> 01:05:44,820
- [Mark] What the fuck was that?
1413
01:05:44,820 --> 01:05:46,960
- There is a scary fucker
in the backyard right now
1414
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,610
and there's a chunk of his flesh
1415
01:05:48,610 --> 01:05:50,661
sitting on the driveway.
- Shut the fuck up!
1416
01:05:50,661 --> 01:05:51,734
We gotta get Kyle some help.
1417
01:05:51,734 --> 01:05:52,914
- We gotta get him to the hospital.
1418
01:05:52,914 --> 01:05:54,160
We get in the car and go.
1419
01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,410
- [Cassie] How will we
get past the vampires?
1420
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,570
- Her, you show up in
the middle of the night
1421
01:06:04,570 --> 01:06:05,900
and all this weird shit starts happening.
1422
01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:06,830
You better explain
1423
01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:07,715
yourself, miss
- Calm, fucking Mark.
1424
01:06:07,715 --> 01:06:08,548
- What the fuck?
- Come on.
1425
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,070
- Who is she and her fucking freak friends
1426
01:06:10,070 --> 01:06:11,973
are playing some freak game
and trying to fuck us up
1427
01:06:11,973 --> 01:06:13,953
or fuck us or whatever.
- No, no, no, no, no,
1428
01:06:13,953 --> 01:06:14,786
no, no, no, no, no.
1429
01:06:14,786 --> 01:06:16,360
What about that Paul guy?
1430
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,193
- Who's Paul?
1431
01:06:17,193 --> 01:06:18,593
- It's the pizza guy.
- Pizza guy.
1432
01:06:18,593 --> 01:06:19,426
- What pizza guy?
1433
01:06:19,426 --> 01:06:21,399
- Just that, that doesn't
even matter right now,
1434
01:06:21,399 --> 01:06:22,232
it doesn't matter.
1435
01:06:22,232 --> 01:06:24,140
- He just stopped at the door.
1436
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:24,973
- Who?
1437
01:06:24,973 --> 01:06:26,830
- The vampire that bit him.
1438
01:06:26,830 --> 01:06:30,016
- He just went right up to
the door and stopped, right?
1439
01:06:30,016 --> 01:06:30,849
(tense music)
1440
01:06:30,849 --> 01:06:31,875
- Yes.
1441
01:06:31,875 --> 01:06:33,240
- Yes.
1442
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,073
Yes, yes.
1443
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:39,360
Vampire can't come in
unless we invite them.
1444
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,490
- Exactly!
1445
01:06:40,490 --> 01:06:42,880
Otherwise why wouldn't
they just break the glass
1446
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:44,050
or the door and come in?
1447
01:06:44,050 --> 01:06:44,883
- Duh?
1448
01:06:44,883 --> 01:06:45,870
- Wouldn't you do that if you wanted
1449
01:06:45,870 --> 01:06:47,859
to kill some people?
- Wouldn't you?
1450
01:06:47,859 --> 01:06:49,780
- Why don't we just wait until sunrise
1451
01:06:49,780 --> 01:06:51,040
and see if they leave?
1452
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,620
- You're not buying this are you?
1453
01:06:52,620 --> 01:06:54,710
- He just like stood there.
1454
01:06:54,710 --> 01:06:55,670
- Um, hello.
1455
01:06:55,670 --> 01:06:57,383
Would you guys listen
to yourselves right now?
1456
01:06:57,383 --> 01:06:58,780
- [Rachel] We should cuff him
and give it to (indistinct).
1457
01:06:58,780 --> 01:07:00,440
- [Mark] Not likely.
- Look,
1458
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:01,340
I'm no vampire
(tense music)
1459
01:07:01,340 --> 01:07:04,200
transition expert but I don't know,
1460
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:05,897
a transfusion?
- Don't be ridiculous!
1461
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,040
- I'm ridiculous?
1462
01:07:07,040 --> 01:07:09,045
He lost blood cause vampires
1463
01:07:09,045 --> 01:07:10,845
have sucked it the fuck out of him.
1464
01:07:10,845 --> 01:07:12,275
- I have to use the bathroom.
1465
01:07:12,275 --> 01:07:14,314
- Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
- Where are you going?
1466
01:07:14,314 --> 01:07:16,022
- To the bathroom.
1467
01:07:16,022 --> 01:07:17,831
- By yourself?
1468
01:07:17,831 --> 01:07:19,930
- I don't think they're
gonna come in here.
1469
01:07:19,930 --> 01:07:21,757
(eerie music)
1470
01:07:21,757 --> 01:07:22,671
- I'm not going.
1471
01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:23,780
- I but...
1472
01:07:23,780 --> 01:07:26,613
(water splashing)
1473
01:07:29,069 --> 01:07:31,736
(loud thudding)
1474
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,787
(door rattling)
1475
01:07:36,749 --> 01:07:39,249
(eerie music)
1476
01:07:47,029 --> 01:07:49,529
(tense music)
1477
01:07:52,617 --> 01:07:55,284
(girl laughing)
1478
01:07:57,633 --> 01:08:00,300
(bell tinkling)
1479
01:08:04,495 --> 01:08:05,850
(loud knocking)
1480
01:08:05,850 --> 01:08:08,350
(eerie music)
1481
01:08:14,063 --> 01:08:16,730
(girl laughing)
1482
01:08:18,117 --> 01:08:21,117
(suspenseful music)
1483
01:08:27,597 --> 01:08:29,435
- [Methhead] Let us in.
1484
01:08:29,435 --> 01:08:30,935
Please. Invite us.
1485
01:08:32,626 --> 01:08:34,033
Invite us in.
1486
01:08:34,033 --> 01:08:35,586
(dramatic music)
1487
01:08:35,586 --> 01:08:36,419
Invite us.
1488
01:08:37,675 --> 01:08:39,216
Invite us!
1489
01:08:39,216 --> 01:08:42,376
(woman screaming)
(scary music)
1490
01:08:42,376 --> 01:08:44,345
- Are you okay?
1491
01:08:44,345 --> 01:08:46,854
- [Dr. Lewis] All right,
is it one of them?
1492
01:08:46,854 --> 01:08:50,350
(dramatic music)
1493
01:08:50,350 --> 01:08:52,632
Oh god.
(dramatic music)
1494
01:08:52,632 --> 01:08:55,241
(methhead grunting)
1495
01:08:55,241 --> 01:08:57,294
(Dr. Lewis shouting)
1496
01:08:57,294 --> 01:08:58,894
- Help! I got it, Mark.
1497
01:08:58,894 --> 01:09:01,977
(Dr. Lewis grunting)
1498
01:09:02,998 --> 01:09:04,915
Get the fuck off of me!
1499
01:09:06,099 --> 01:09:07,505
(Dr. Lewis shouting)
1500
01:09:07,505 --> 01:09:10,505
(methhead grunting)
1501
01:09:13,318 --> 01:09:15,901
(pan clanging)
1502
01:09:19,310 --> 01:09:21,080
Shit! He bit me.
1503
01:09:22,370 --> 01:09:24,340
- [Rachel] He didn't even break the skin.
1504
01:09:24,340 --> 01:09:26,366
- Somebody must've invited him in.
1505
01:09:26,366 --> 01:09:27,199
(tense music)
1506
01:09:27,199 --> 01:09:28,032
- When I came out of the bathroom,
1507
01:09:28,032 --> 01:09:30,218
she was gone and then
suddenly he appeared.
1508
01:09:30,218 --> 01:09:31,519
- [Dr. Lewis] Like out of thin air?
1509
01:09:31,519 --> 01:09:32,940
- Yeah, like out of thin air.
1510
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:34,660
It was crazy.
- No vampires, huh?
1511
01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:38,154
(vampire shouting)
(eerie music)
1512
01:09:38,154 --> 01:09:38,987
What the fuck?
(dramatic music)
1513
01:09:38,987 --> 01:09:40,778
- Don't touch him!
1514
01:09:40,778 --> 01:09:42,357
Don't you dare touch him.
- You want some over here,
1515
01:09:42,357 --> 01:09:43,510
you cunt.
(tense rhythmic music)
1516
01:09:43,510 --> 01:09:44,760
- That's right.
1517
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:48,370
They're vampires and
they're gonna fuck you.
1518
01:09:48,370 --> 01:09:51,600
My Edward's gonna come
for you and fuck you.
1519
01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:52,590
- Oh my god, we've been attacked
1520
01:09:52,590 --> 01:09:54,790
by methhead "Twilight" fans.
1521
01:09:54,790 --> 01:09:57,960
After I drink your blood,
we're gonna be real vampires
1522
01:09:59,118 --> 01:10:00,371
like my Edward.
1523
01:10:00,371 --> 01:10:02,510
- Wait, you're not actually vampires yet?
1524
01:10:02,510 --> 01:10:05,830
- We will be when we join our
eternal brothers and sisters
1525
01:10:05,830 --> 01:10:06,705
through the sacrificial-
1526
01:10:06,705 --> 01:10:09,122
(pan clangs)
1527
01:10:11,009 --> 01:10:13,140
- (pants) Wow...
1528
01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:14,010
(loud clattering)
(tense music)
1529
01:10:14,010 --> 01:10:18,177
(methheads shouting and growling)
1530
01:10:22,398 --> 01:10:23,305
- [Mark] Get back in the house.
1531
01:10:23,305 --> 01:10:24,854
- [Dr. Lewis] No, don't do that, you guys.
1532
01:10:24,854 --> 01:10:26,723
- Shit, I knew it. I told you.
1533
01:10:26,723 --> 01:10:31,723
(Mark and Dr. Lewis shouting)
(dramatic music)
1534
01:10:39,549 --> 01:10:40,578
- It's not gonna happen now.
1535
01:10:40,578 --> 01:10:44,411
(Mark and Dr. Lewis shouting)
1536
01:10:46,412 --> 01:10:48,329
- Are you all done yet?
1537
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,333
I'm going to pizza mountain.
1538
01:10:55,024 --> 01:10:56,379
(tense rhythmic music)
1539
01:10:56,379 --> 01:10:57,280
- Pizza mountain?
1540
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:58,113
- Pizza mountain?
1541
01:10:58,113 --> 01:10:59,310
- It's the only place phones work.
1542
01:10:59,310 --> 01:11:00,340
- You're just gonna run outside?
1543
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:01,290
- Doesn't seem smart.
1544
01:11:01,290 --> 01:11:02,620
- Better than in here with you two.
1545
01:11:02,620 --> 01:11:03,500
- Don't be an idiot.
1546
01:11:03,500 --> 01:11:04,710
- Yeah, not smart.
1547
01:11:04,710 --> 01:11:06,960
- I was hoping you all
could create a distraction.
1548
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:07,793
- Smart.
1549
01:11:07,793 --> 01:11:08,770
- You're not going out there.
1550
01:11:08,770 --> 01:11:09,630
- An explosion?
1551
01:11:09,630 --> 01:11:11,600
- Like with household chemicals?
1552
01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:12,433
- You can do that?
1553
01:11:12,433 --> 01:11:13,990
- Yeah. Maybe.
1554
01:11:13,990 --> 01:11:15,323
- No, I've got it.
1555
01:11:17,230 --> 01:11:18,290
We invite them in.
1556
01:11:18,290 --> 01:11:19,170
- They're not vampires.
1557
01:11:19,170 --> 01:11:20,560
- Yeah, but they act like vampires.
1558
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:22,110
- I like it. I'll do it.
1559
01:11:22,110 --> 01:11:22,943
- You will?
1560
01:11:22,943 --> 01:11:23,776
- You will?
1561
01:11:23,776 --> 01:11:24,609
- Yes. I predict the best survival rate
1562
01:11:24,609 --> 01:11:25,442
is staying in the house.
1563
01:11:25,442 --> 01:11:26,990
- How are we supposed to defend ourselves?
1564
01:11:26,990 --> 01:11:27,823
- Booby traps.
1565
01:11:27,823 --> 01:11:28,656
- The wedding presents.
1566
01:11:28,656 --> 01:11:29,500
- Etiquette.
1567
01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:30,483
- Fuck etiquette.
1568
01:11:38,330 --> 01:11:39,810
- I'm going with you.
1569
01:11:39,810 --> 01:11:40,810
You can't stop me.
1570
01:11:40,810 --> 01:11:41,910
- Fine.
1571
01:11:41,910 --> 01:11:43,210
Kyle goes in the car.
1572
01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:44,840
If help doesn't come,
head off at first light.
1573
01:11:44,840 --> 01:11:46,990
- You know I have my kinks,
1574
01:11:46,990 --> 01:11:49,430
but is it just me or is this really sexy?
1575
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:51,806
- All this is just bringing
us closer together.
1576
01:11:51,806 --> 01:11:54,206
- (wheezing) Can we still
be friends (wheezing)?
1577
01:11:57,597 --> 01:11:58,982
I'll be right here alone.
1578
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:03,065
(tense rhythmic music continues)
1579
01:12:07,109 --> 01:12:08,537
- Blender.
1580
01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:11,454
(insects chirping)
1581
01:12:12,519 --> 01:12:15,912
(suspenseful music)
1582
01:12:15,912 --> 01:12:18,912
(Dr. Lewis panting)
1583
01:12:43,888 --> 01:12:44,721
Hi.
1584
01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:53,504
- Mi casa su casa.
1585
01:12:53,504 --> 01:12:56,254
(dramatic music)
1586
01:13:04,210 --> 01:13:06,960
(methhead gasps)
1587
01:13:08,453 --> 01:13:11,370
(glass shattering)
1588
01:13:12,470 --> 01:13:13,713
(people screaming)
1589
01:13:13,713 --> 01:13:16,046
- Succotash, mother fuckers!
1590
01:13:16,907 --> 01:13:21,907
(Mark and Rachel panting)
(insects chirping)
1591
01:13:28,367 --> 01:13:29,382
- How much further is it?
1592
01:13:29,382 --> 01:13:30,940
- It's not far.
1593
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:32,053
Turn it off.
1594
01:13:33,010 --> 01:13:33,843
- [Mark] We'll move faster
if we can see it all.
1595
01:13:33,843 --> 01:13:35,367
- [Rachel] I said turn it off.
1596
01:13:40,036 --> 01:13:43,256
(Mark panting)
1597
01:13:43,256 --> 01:13:46,756
(eerie suspenseful music)
1598
01:13:51,767 --> 01:13:55,287
Run!
(dramatic rhythmic music)
1599
01:13:55,287 --> 01:13:58,120
(engine rattling)
1600
01:14:04,992 --> 01:14:07,825
(engine rattling)
1601
01:14:10,953 --> 01:14:13,786
(engine rattling)
1602
01:14:18,135 --> 01:14:19,479
- Fuck!
1603
01:14:19,479 --> 01:14:20,820
Do you know where we are anymore?
1604
01:14:20,820 --> 01:14:21,653
- No.
1605
01:14:22,623 --> 01:14:25,124
- [Man In Truck] Woo woo hoo hoo.
1606
01:14:25,124 --> 01:14:26,541
Woo hoo hoo, woo!
1607
01:14:28,692 --> 01:14:31,525
(women screaming)
1608
01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:35,257
- Time for motherfucking, yow!
1609
01:14:35,257 --> 01:14:38,757
(dramatic rhythmic music)
1610
01:14:40,500 --> 01:14:41,390
- [Mark] Fuck, they're everywhere.
1611
01:14:41,390 --> 01:14:42,880
- We've gotta split up.
1612
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:43,870
- No.
1613
01:14:43,870 --> 01:14:46,330
We're better off out here together.
1614
01:14:46,330 --> 01:14:47,163
- Things change.
1615
01:14:47,163 --> 01:14:48,264
(people shouting)
1616
01:14:48,264 --> 01:14:51,790
(tense rhythmic music)
1617
01:14:51,790 --> 01:14:53,337
- No, we don't have to yet.
1618
01:14:54,573 --> 01:14:56,240
- It's for the best.
1619
01:14:58,913 --> 01:15:01,191
- [Man] Woo, woo hoo hoo.
1620
01:15:01,191 --> 01:15:02,024
- Fine.
1621
01:15:03,100 --> 01:15:05,100
- Ow!
- Woo, woo hoo hoo!
1622
01:15:05,996 --> 01:15:08,746
(dramatic music)
1623
01:15:26,027 --> 01:15:29,610
(dynamic electronic music)
1624
01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:43,166
(suspenseful music)
(Mark panting)
1625
01:15:46,768 --> 01:15:47,851
- Stop, stop.
1626
01:15:49,626 --> 01:15:51,376
Hey, get you fuckers!
1627
01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:54,037
(shouts) Get off me!
1628
01:15:54,037 --> 01:15:56,065
(Mark grunting)
1629
01:15:56,065 --> 01:15:59,338
Can't do it.
(woman screaming)
1630
01:15:59,338 --> 01:16:01,675
Oh, stop, please stop, stop!
1631
01:16:01,675 --> 01:16:06,675
(Mark shouting)
(woman screaming)
1632
01:16:10,098 --> 01:16:13,681
(dynamic electronic music)
1633
01:16:31,744 --> 01:16:34,851
(tires screeching)
1634
01:16:34,851 --> 01:16:35,684
(truck thudding)
1635
01:16:35,684 --> 01:16:39,970
(tense music)
(Rachel panting)
1636
01:16:39,970 --> 01:16:42,970
(suspenseful music)
1637
01:17:11,522 --> 01:17:13,073
(Rachel panting)
1638
01:17:13,073 --> 01:17:15,573
(tense music)
1639
01:17:30,511 --> 01:17:33,261
(wind whistling)
1640
01:17:45,043 --> 01:17:48,460
(light electronic music)
1641
01:17:57,553 --> 01:18:01,803
(upbeat rhythmic electronic music)
1642
01:18:21,709 --> 01:18:25,209
(lively electronic music)
1643
01:18:46,138 --> 01:18:50,221
(slow rhythmic electronic music)
1644
01:18:55,931 --> 01:18:59,514
(intense electronic music)
1645
01:19:07,211 --> 01:19:09,878
(phone beeping)
1646
01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:14,482
(phone ringing)
1647
01:19:14,482 --> 01:19:17,232
(wind whistling)
1648
01:19:21,376 --> 01:19:24,126
(birds chirping)
1649
01:19:30,217 --> 01:19:33,874
(lively country music)
1650
01:19:33,874 --> 01:19:36,541
(Kyle wheezing)
1651
01:19:40,490 --> 01:19:42,784
(window whirring)
1652
01:19:42,784 --> 01:19:44,630
- What happened?
1653
01:19:44,630 --> 01:19:46,077
Where's Rachel?
1654
01:19:46,077 --> 01:19:49,371
(door alarm beeping)
1655
01:19:49,371 --> 01:19:50,536
What happened?
1656
01:19:50,536 --> 01:19:52,450
- I don't wanna talk about it.
1657
01:19:52,450 --> 01:19:54,110
- Where's Rachel?
1658
01:19:54,110 --> 01:19:54,943
- We split up.
1659
01:19:56,139 --> 01:19:57,439
- (wheezing) Hospital.
1660
01:19:59,948 --> 01:20:01,291
- Go.
1661
01:20:01,291 --> 01:20:02,124
(man whistling)
1662
01:20:02,124 --> 01:20:02,957
Go.
1663
01:20:07,910 --> 01:20:09,236
(birds chirping)
1664
01:20:09,236 --> 01:20:11,903
(phone ringing)
1665
01:20:20,712 --> 01:20:23,629
(insects chirping)
1666
01:20:28,384 --> 01:20:30,967
(car rumbling)
1667
01:20:44,796 --> 01:20:45,946
- What happened to you?
1668
01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:48,043
- Vampires.
1669
01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:49,943
- Vampires?
1670
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,253
- What are you doing here?
1671
01:20:54,290 --> 01:20:55,490
- I got my credit check.
1672
01:20:56,380 --> 01:20:58,030
- You still wanna be my roommate?
1673
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:00,573
- Yeah.
1674
01:21:04,570 --> 01:21:08,274
I can't fuck you, though, to
help you get over that guy.
1675
01:21:08,274 --> 01:21:10,530
I just don't think that would work.
1676
01:21:10,530 --> 01:21:11,680
- Don't worry about it.
1677
01:21:12,870 --> 01:21:14,194
I'm over it.
1678
01:21:14,194 --> 01:21:17,027
(hard rock music)
1679
01:21:30,934 --> 01:21:33,803
♪ Wow wow ♪
1680
01:21:33,803 --> 01:21:36,534
♪ I smoke reefer in the morning ♪
1681
01:21:36,534 --> 01:21:38,681
♪ Cigarettes on my breath ♪
1682
01:21:38,681 --> 01:21:41,151
♪ I ain't lying to nobody ♪
1683
01:21:41,151 --> 01:21:43,732
♪ Yes, I'm talking to myself ♪
1684
01:21:43,732 --> 01:21:46,504
♪ And I'm a man, not a preacher ♪
1685
01:21:46,504 --> 01:21:48,803
♪ But if you call out my name ♪
1686
01:21:48,803 --> 01:21:52,302
♪ I might just beseech ya, sit beside ya ♪
1687
01:21:52,302 --> 01:21:53,938
♪ It's all the same ♪
1688
01:21:53,938 --> 01:21:57,873
♪ I want alcohol, alcohol ♪
1689
01:21:57,873 --> 01:22:01,012
♪ Yeah, you've got it ♪
1690
01:22:01,012 --> 01:22:03,903
♪ You gotta give it to me ♪
1691
01:22:03,903 --> 01:22:07,198
♪ I want alcohol, alcohol ♪
1692
01:22:07,198 --> 01:22:11,137
♪ Oh yeah, you've got it ♪
1693
01:22:11,137 --> 01:22:14,051
♪ You gotta give it to me ♪
1694
01:22:14,051 --> 01:22:16,487
♪ I snort coke off women's titties ♪
1695
01:22:16,487 --> 01:22:19,282
♪ Bitches' backs and off the floor ♪
1696
01:22:19,282 --> 01:22:20,503
♪ Drums of Jack ♪
1697
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:21,519
♪ Racks of whiskey ♪
1698
01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:24,194
♪ When I'm done come on gimme some more ♪
1699
01:22:24,194 --> 01:22:27,175
♪ Belt it back, but pay the police ♪
1700
01:22:27,175 --> 01:22:29,414
♪ 'Cause they know who I am ♪
1701
01:22:29,414 --> 01:22:31,618
♪ I'm gonna run for office ♪
1702
01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:34,206
♪ Jack my balls for Uncle Sam ♪
1703
01:22:34,206 --> 01:22:38,366
♪ I want alcohol, alcohol ♪
1704
01:22:38,366 --> 01:22:40,886
♪ Yeah, you got it ♪
1705
01:22:40,886 --> 01:22:44,298
♪ Come on, you gotta give it to me ♪
1706
01:22:44,298 --> 01:22:45,252
♪ I want ♪
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