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STEADY.

STEADY.

OH. OH. OH!

[SPLASH]

JESUS! DANNY!

BLOODY HELL!

DANNY! GET UP! COME ON, DANNY!

GET UP HERE. BLOODY HELL.

COME ON. JESUS, DANNY.

COME ON!

GET UP, YOU BOOFHEAD! THAT'S IT.

COME ON. ALL THE WAY OUT.

IS YOUR HEAD SCREWED ON, MATE? IS IT?

'CAUSE THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THIS WEEK!

AH, MATE, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING.

YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT YOUR BLOODY HOLIDAY.

YEAH, MY HOLIDAY.

NO.

RRRRRR!

OOH.

2 MORE DAYS, PETE, AND I'M ON THAT PLANE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING CAMPING.

WE ARE. FLYING UP TO PORT DOUGLAS.

WE'RE GONNA TAKE THE TENT, DO SOME CAMPING.

SO WHAT? YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A TENT,

SLEEPING BAGS, MAYBE A CAMP STOVE--

GONNA PUT THAT ON A PLANE?

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

HMM...

IT'S JUST THAT NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE FLY,

THEY STAY IN HOTELS.

I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN A HOTEL.

I WANT TO GO CAMPING!

HEY, DARYL, CAN I KEEP A BOAT IN THE DRIVEWAY IN EARLWOOD?

Daryl: WELL, IT DEPENDS.

CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE TICK?

LINE 3. THANK YOU.

LOOK, IT'S EVEN GOT A SPA IN THE LAUNDRY.

Woman: TRUDY, IT'S HIM!

SANDY UPMAN, LINE 2.

SANDY UPMAN? THE SPORTS REPORTER?

YOU MEAN THAT BIG SPUNK ON AUS-11?

JUST WALKED IN OFF THE STREET LAST WEEK,

SAID HE WANTS TO BUY SOME REAL ESTATE.

SANDY, THANKS FOR CALLING BACK.

YES, I FOUND THEM.

THEY WERE UNDER THE SEAT OF MY CAR.

SURE, SANDY. THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

I COULD SHOW YOU SOME MORE PROPERTIES.

WEDNESDAY'S FINE.

2:00? LISTEN, SANDY, COULD WE MAKE IT MORE LIKE 1:00?

GREAT. MAYBE WE CAN GRAB SOME LUNCH.

OK, SEE YOU THEN.

[CHEERING]

THAT-A GIRL!

SHE SCORED A LUNCH.

THEY BUY YOU A MEAL, THEY DO YOU A DEAL!

LUNCH WITH SANDY UPMAN! I MEAN, HE'S PRACTICALLY FAMOUS.

HE IS FAMOUS!

NEXT WEEK, I'M GOING--

GOD! NEXT WEEK!

HI, SWEETIE.

[SIGHS]

HELLO.

DANNY.

HI, BABES.

DANNY.

I CAN'T GO.

WHAT?

I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART,

BUT I HAVE TO WORK NEXT WEEK.

YOU WHAT?

THIS AFTERNOON, BLOODY RAY ANNOUNCES

THAT HE'S GOT TO GO TO BRISBANE FOR A WEEK.

HIS SISTER DIED,

AND HE'S GOT TO GO UP THERE.

THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

HIS SISTER? BRISBANE? CAN'T SOMEBODY ELSE

LOOK AFTER THE OFFICE?

IT'S MY JOB, DANNY.

CAN'T YOU MAKE UP AN EXCUSE?

I'M NOT LIKE THAT.

I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES NOW.

I'M NOT SOME LITTLE SECRETARY ANYMORE.

[AIRPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD]

Trudy: HE'S BEEN SO QUIET ALL WEEKEND.

I'M AFRAID TO LEAVE HIM HOME TOMORROW.

DONNA, I FEEL LOUSY ABOUT THIS.

COME ON. AT LEAST NOW YOU'LL BE HOME

FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.

MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A BARBIE.

RIGHT. GOOD IDEA.

WE'LL HAVE IT OVER HERE.

DANNY LOVES A GOOD BARBIE.

SWEETHEART.

IT'S THE LONG WEEKEND NEXT WEEKEND.

YOU WANT TO HAVE

EVERYBODY OVER FOR A BIG BARBIE?

HA HA HA. YOU BIG SOOK.

RIGHT. IT'S SETTLED.

I'LL RING BOB AND KAZ--

Man on television: SANDY UPMAN IN THE PRESS ROOM.

THANKS VERY MUCH, WAYNE.

WELL, IT APPEARS WE'VE GOT

QUITE A STRUGGLE HERE AT THE S.C.G.

AT QUARTER-TIME,

THE KANGAROOS ARE LEADING THE SWANS...

HELLO?

THIS IS A.F.L. ON AUS-11.

I'M SANDY UPMAN.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Radio: MONDAY MORNING TRAFFIC IS FLOWING PRETTY WELL...

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[AIRPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD]

[DOORBELL JINGLES]

Man: I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'M NOT PAYING FOR THEM.

ALL RIGHT? MY NAME'S PHIL STUBBS, NOT SNUBBS.

ALL RIGHT? YOU DO ALL YOUR PAPERWORK.

I JUST WANT THE PROBLEM FIXED.

PHIL?

YOU GOT--

HA HA HA HA.

HEY, DANNY.

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING, MATE?

GOOD TO SEE YOU, MATE.

GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO, MATE.

HOW IS THE SECOND BEST FOOTBALLER

IN THE HISTORY OF EARLWOOD HIGH?

SECOND BEST TO WHO, YOU OLD BASTARD, HEY?

[GROANING]

EASY, FELLA.

MESSING UP YOUR SUIT, THERE, PHIL.

NO WORRIES, MATE. SO...

YOU STILL WITH TRUDY?

YEP.

GREAT. SO YOU TIED THE KNOT, THEN?

WELL, NO, BUT, UH... WE OWN A HOUSE TOGETHER.

MATE, THAT'S EVEN WORSE, EH?

YEAH.

HEY, LISTEN. YOU TELL ME.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

I THOUGHT IT WAS "STUBBS."

EXACTLY. YOU GOT THAT?

YOU...YOU...YOU OWN CAR CITY?

YEAH. DOING WELL, MATE. DOING WELL.

IN FACT, WE'RE HAVING A BIG SALE

OVER THE LONG WEEKEND.

WE ARE REALLY DOING IT UP.

I'LL TELL YOU--RAFFLES, GIVEAWAYS FOR THE KIDS,

THE WORKS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

A WHAT?

BIG PANCAKE BREKKY. SAW IT ON TV.

ALL THESE PEOPLE OUT IN THE CARPARK

EATING PANCAKES.

YEAH.

EXCUSE ME.

EATING PANCAKES, HUH?

THAT'S RIGHT.

HA HA HA! YOU ARE A NUTTER, MATE.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT.

OH, WHAT THE HELL.

HERE YOU ARE. HAVE A BALLOON.

OH, THANKS, PHIL.

[BLOWING]

[AIR RUSHING OUT OF BALLOON]

OH, I LOVE POLKA DOTS.

SO, TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY.

SANDY UPMAN, BEWARE.

[MEN CHEERING AND BARKING]

SHE'LL JUST CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT, HUH?

JUST LIKE DANNY.

YOU CUT IT OUT, YOU GUYS.

I FEEL BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS.

I MEAN, EVERY YEAR WE GO ON HOLIDAY,

AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.

BUT GIVE HIM SOME TIME OFF AT HOME,

AND HE STARTS CLIMBING THE WALLS.

HAVEN'T BEEN UP THERE FOR A WHILE.

[DOOR CREAKING]

DANNY?

DANNY?

I THOUGHT HE MIGHT BE OVER THERE WITH PETE.

NO. NO SIGN OF HIM.

THIS IS GETTING TO BE TOO MUCH.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW HOW HE COMES UP WITH

ALL THESE STUPID IDEAS?

LIKE THE TIME HE MADE A HUMAN SLINGSHOT?

YEAH. TELL ME ABOUT IT.

BUT NOW, EVERY NIGHT I COME HOME,

AND HE'S DOING SOMETHING WEIRD.

HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRUEL.

NO. GO ON.

WELL, THINGS ARE REALLY TAKING OFF FOR ME,

YOU KNOW, FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE.

DANNY...

WELL, DANNY'S A CEMENT MAN.

HE'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT A CEMENT MAN.

OH, I'M NOT SAYING HE'S DULL OR ANYTHING,

BUT HE'S ONE OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

HI, DANNY.

TRUDY HERE?

YOU JUST MISSED HER.

SHE JUST STEPPED OUT WITH A CLIENT.

DO YOU HAVE A LISTING

FOR THAT HOUSE DOWN ON THE WATERFRONT?

YOU KNOW, THE OLD--

I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO GO AWAY THIS WEEK.

RIGHT, RIGHT, I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY,

BUT IT WAS A BIT OF AN EMERGENCY.

DANNY, MY BROTHER HAD THIS--

I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR SISTER.

NO, IT WAS MY BROTHER. SHE'S ALL RIGHT NOW.

IT WAS A BLOODY AWFUL THING, DANNY.

IT WAS A VERY CLOSE CALL. I HAD--DANNY.

SHIT.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HONKING HORN]

Sandy: IT'S THE KIND OF PROSE THAT...

I DON'T WANT TO USE NAMES LIKE DYLAN THOMAS.

SANDY UPMAN.

Man: SANDY! UP THE MIGHTY SAINTS!

YOU KNOW IT, BUDDY.

DID YOU SEE HIS BUM CRACK WAS SHOWING?

[TRUDY LAUGHING]

[INDISTINCT]

[TIRES SCREECHING]

[HORNS HONKING]

Man: MAN, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

COME ON!

[POURING WINE]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

POLKA DOTS.

I WENT BY YOUR OFFICE TODAY.

I WAS GONNA SURPRISE YOU FOR LUNCH.

I SAW RAY THERE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE'S BEEN THERE ALL WEEK.

HE JUST GOT BACK, JUST THIS MORNING.

HE GOT BACK EARLY. HE WENT TO HIS SISTER'S.

I DON'T THINK RAY EVEN HAS A SISTER.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

OH! NOTHING'S GOING ON.

SO, WHAT'S ALL THIS BUSINESS ABOUT YOU--

OK, I LIED!

BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO GO

ON SOME STUPID CAMPING TRIP!

SO WE COULD HAVE GONE ON HOLIDAY?

YEAH, SURE. WE COULD HAVE GONE

AND SAT IN A LEAKY TENT FOR 2 WEEKS.

WHAT KIND OF A HOLIDAY IS THAT, DANNY?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO CAMPING.

WELL...NO.

BUT WE'VE BEEN PLANNING IT ALL YEAR!

WELL, I TOLD YOU TO GO AHEAD

AND GO BY YOURSELF.

YEAH. WELL, MAYBE I WILL!

AH. OH, FINE.

GREAT.

SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA GO.

AND WHAT DO I TELL ALL OUR FRIENDS

WE'VE INVITED TO THE BARBIE?

WHAT BARBIE?

THIS WEEKEND. THE LONG WEEKEND.

IT'S YOUR BARBIE.

THANKS.

OK, DANNY. SEE YOU.

YEAH. RIGHT.

[CRASH]

[CAT MEOWS]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

HI!

HI! HA HA HA!

COME IN. I'LL TAKE THIS.

[EVERYONE TALKING AT ONCE]

HI, LOVE.

HEY!

[DOORBELL RINGS]

SO, HOW WAS LUNCH?

SHH!

HEY!

HELLO.

RUG RATS.

I LOVE THAT TOP.

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.

WHAT?

YEAH, RIGHT.

OH, YEAH! HEY!

[LAUGHING]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

WHAT DO THEY DO?

THEN, AFTER LUNCH, HE SAID, UM...

"WHY DON'T WE GO FOR A DRIVE?"

AND I SAID OK,

AND WE ENDED UP IN AVALON.

AVALON?

MM-HMM.

AND GET THIS.

WE WENT FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH.

NO WAY.

MM-HMM.

YOU WENT FOR A WALK ON THE BEACH WITH SANDY UPMAN?

HA HA HA!

COME ON, STUEY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS.

SHH!

WELL DONE, STUEY.

THERE. THAT'S IT.

YOU AND YOUR BLOODY IDEAS, MATE.

YOU DON'T SERIOUSLY THINK

YOU'LL GET OFF THE GROUND, DO YOU?

WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

I JUST WANT TO SEE IF IT WORKS. LIKE THIS. SEE?

OK. IT'S ALL RIGHT BY ME,

JUST AS LONG AS WE CAN WATCH THE FOOTY.

OK.

GOOD WORK, STUEY.

NOT BAD.

WHOO!

ANYWAY, SANDY'S GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY.

HE WANTS TO MOVE UP FROM SPORT

TO THE NATIONAL NEWS SPOT.

Stuey: ALL RIGHT. TURN HER ON.

DO THESE KABOBS LOOK BIG ENOUGH?

HEY, SLOW DOWN.

HEY, DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TRYING TO GET BACK TO KANSAS.

[LAUGHTER]

TOTO.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

Pete: UH, HEY, DANNY,

THE MISSUS.

PLANNING A LITTLE TRIP?

LOOK, TRUDY, IT'S STUPID. I KNOW THAT.

BUT HE JUST WANTS TO SEE IF IT WILL WORK.

Stuey: THAT'S RIGHT.

AND HOW DO YOU PLAN ON GETTING BACK DOWN?

[LAUGHTER]

LET HIM FLY.

LET HIM GO. COME ON.

COME ON, TRUDY, LET HIM GO.

[EVERYONE SHOUTING ENCOURAGEMENT]

HE CAN GO TO THE MOON, FOR ALL I CARE!

[CHEERING]

HERE YOU GO. MORE BEERS.

[INDISTINCT]

GO, YOU GOOD THING!

HEY.

OH, YEAH!

OH, COME ON, YOU FELLAS!

TV announcer: A GOOD MOVE FROM BENNETT...

NICE?

YEAH.

WELL, WE ARE GONNA FILL YOU SO FULL,

YOU'RE NEVER GONNA TAKE OFF THE GROUND.

[LAUGHTER]

Man on television: HI. I'M SANDY UPMAN.

DESPITE A 4-GOAL LEAD SO EARLY ON,

THE SWANS HAVE COME RIGHT BACK INTO THIS GAME,

AND THE DEMONS NOW ARE ON FOUR GOALS 3.27,

AND IT'S FIVE GOALS 4.34 TO THE SWANS.

MORE.

HE'S SUCH A SPUNK.

MORE BALLOONS.

SHH. HA HA.

...HAVE BEEN BY SEPARATE GOAL KICKERS.

TV announcer: THERE'S A GOAL. MAY AS WELL EARN IT.

WHOA.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

GET ON HERE.

GOAL!

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

UP WE GO.

LET'S GO.

THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MATE?

HERE WE GO.

TV announcer: THAT MIGHT COULD MAKE THE DISTANCE.

GOAL!

AAH!

DANNY!

AAH!

[CHEERING]

OH, MY GOD!

AAH!

THE SCISSORS. USE THE SCISS--

OH! DANNY!

AAH!

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THEM WITH HIM.

DANNY!

DANNY!

DANNY!

THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS! THERE HE IS!

I CAN'T SEE HIM.

IT WORKS. HA HA HA!

[GLASS SHATTERS]

WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!

TRUDY, GET OUT OF THE CAR!

TRUDY! TRUDY, COME ON! GET OUT OF THE CAR!

TRUDY! WHERE IS SHE GOING?

OH, COME ON, MATES.

MAYBE IT'S THIS WAY.

[TIRES SCREECH]

[HORN HONKS]

SHE'S GETTING OUT OF THE CAR! QUICK! QUICK!

HEY, TRUDY. TRUDY. COME ON.

TRUDY, CALM DOWN.

TRUDY. TRUDY, COME HERE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?

YEAH, I KNOW. WHAT?

SEARCH AND RESCUE.

GET ME AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.

YEP, WE GOT IT.

WHAT IS IT?

YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

CLOSE RUNWAY 2.

ATTENTION, ALL AIRCRAFT.

WE HAVE AN UNIDENTIFIED CRAFT IN SECTOR "K."

DIVERT ALL FLIGHT PATHS IN THAT SECTOR.

AAH!

[SIRENS]

BUGGER.

[THUNDER]

[SIRENS]

HOPE HE PACKED A RAINCOAT.

[WIND BLOWING]

[THUNDER]

THAT WAS CLOSE.

HE'S GONE.

WE LOST HIM.

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED.

I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS.

IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST DO SOMETHING.

WE PUT OUT A STATEWIDE A.P.B.,

BUT THERE'S NOT MUCH MORE WE CAN DO.

HOPE HE COMES BACK.

I'LL STAY AND HELP HER CLEAN UP.

DID THE SWANS WIN?

YEAH.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HELLO. WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED HERE?

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

YEAH! HA HA HA!

AROO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

[SNORING]

[ONLOOKERS CHEERING]

WHAT'S THAT?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

IT'S A U.F.O.!

OH, MY GOD. COME ON! LET'S GO!

COME ON! LET'S GO!

[SHOUTING]

IT'S ALL RIGHT. CALM DOWN.

[SIRENS]

[COW MOOS]

UH!

WHAT THE HELL.

OH, GOD. UH!

[GROANS]

[MEN SHOUTING]

BETTER GET YOU TO A DOCTOR.

Woman: DAVE! DAVE, I SAW IT!

BLOODY BIG AND BRIGHT! IT WENT DOWN RIGHT OVER THERE,

RIGHT BEHIND GLENDA LAKE'S PLACE!

GLENDA'S HOUSE?

ALL RIGHT, GUYS!

THANK YOU.

THAT'S OK.

WHERE AM I?

YOU'RE IN CLARENCE.

AND WHERE'S THAT?

NORTHERN RIVERS.

ALL THE WAY UP THERE?

HA HA.

SO I DID IT.

I REALLY DID IT.

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

I, UM...

[MEN SHOUTING]

DON'T SHOOT! DON'T SHOOT! WE COME IN PEACE.

GLENDA, ARE THERE MORE OF THEM?

MORE OF WHAT?

MORE...MORE... I DON'T KNOW.

MORE OF WHAT, DAVE?

I DON'T KNOW. GLENDA, JUST COME TOWARDS US.

COME AWAY FROM HIM.

NO. HE'S MINE.

I MEAN, HE'S A GUEST OF MINE.

A GUEST? SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A GUEST?

IS IT TOO HARD TO BELIEVE, DAVE,

THAT I HAVE A MAN IN MY HOUSE?

WELL, WHO THE HELL IS HE, THEN?

I JUST CAME DOWN FROM--

LISMORE. HE'S DOWN FROM LISMORE.

HE'S AN OLD PROFESSOR OF MINE

FROM LISMORE UNI.

JUST HERE FOR A VISIT, DAVE.

WELL, YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT ANY PROFESSOR.

IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING,

BARGING IN MY HOUSE LIKE THIS?

WHAT WAS THAT THAT CAME DOWN IN YOUR BACKYARD, THEN?

IT WAS ONE OF YOUR STUPID FIREWORKS!

IT SET MY TREE ON FIRE.

IF MY FRIEND HADN'T PUT IT OUT,

IT WOULD HAVE BURNT THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN.

SO, YOU KNOW EACH OTHER, THEN?

YEAH.

COME ON, DAVE.

SORRY ABOUT THAT, GLENDA. SORRY, MATE. PROFESSOR.

COME ON, NOW.

UM, COULD I, UM...

NO WORRIES.

WELCOME TO CLARENCE, PROFESSOR.

HE'S KIND OF CUTE, IF YOU ASK ME.

Woman: WELL, THIS IS THE BUSIEST

THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN IN A WHILE.

WHERE DID HE GO? WHAT MADE HIM DO IT?

THESE QUESTIONS ARE ON THE LIPS OF EVERYONE IN THIS CITY.

NO. I'M SORRY.

SHE'S NOT TAKING CALLS RIGHT NOW.

WE'RE KEEPING THE LINE FREE.

GOOD-BYE.

THAT'S MY HOUSE ON TV.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT MY DANNY.

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

KAZ?

IT'S ME, PETE. OPEN UP.

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

TRUDY. TRUDY. TRUDY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST WANT TO HELP. I ONLY WANT TO HELP.

DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER?

TRUDY. TRUDY, I'LL PUT YOU ON TV, OK?

PRIME-TIME. A MILLION VIEWERS.

TRUDY, YOU CAN MAKE A PERSONAL PLEA.

SOMEBODY OUT THERE MUST HAVE SEEN SOMETHING.

IT'S YOUR BEST CHANCE OF FINDING HIM, REALLY.

IT'S WORTH A SHOT, TRUDE.

IT'S WORTH IT. IT'S WORTH A SHOT.

[SNORES]

[SLAM]

YOU'RE A COP?

GOOD MORNING TO YOU, TOO.

I'M THE PARKING COP, THE ONLY ONE IN TOWN.

SO WATCH YOURSELF, MATE.

AND LISTEN, I'M RUNNING LATE,

AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR STORY IS,

BUT THERE'S A KETTLE ON THE STOVE,

TOMATO SANDWICH IN THE FRIDGE,

AND SOME CLOTHES ON THE CHAIR THERE.

AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, I'D APPRECIATE IT

IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING ELSE.

UNDERSTAND?

AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU.

[PLAYING NOTES ON PIANO]

[SIGHS]

[DIALING TELEPHONE]

I SHOULD REALLY CALL MY STATION MANAGER.

DO YOU MIND IF I USE THE PHONE?

GO AHEAD.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

HMM.

HELLO.

TRUDY'S FINE.

WHO'S THIS?

I'M, UM...SANDY UPMAN.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

HE'S FUNNY.

HE SURE IS.

G'DAY.

HELLO. HELLO.

ARE YOU A FRIEND OF GLENDA'S?

YEAH.

I DIDN'T KNOW GLENDA HAD ANY FRIENDS.

WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK. WANT TO COME?

UH...YEAH.

YEAH, LET'S GO.

AH...

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

IT'S SO FUN IN THE SUN.

DO YOU WANT TO CHECK OUT THE RIVER?

YEAH. IS IT FAR?

YEP. LET'S GO.

[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

WAIT. WAIT.

HE'S JUST COME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. GLENDA LAKE?

YEAH. AND THEY SAY HE WAS WEARING HER DRESSING GOWN.

NO, HE'D DIDN'T LOOK LIKE HE WAS FROM OUTER SPACE.

HE DIDN'T LOOK BAD AT ALL, IF YOU ASK ME.

EXCUSE ME, DAVE, BUT HOW MANY TIMES

DID YOU ACTUALLY GO OUT WITH GLENDA?

IT'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT, HAS IT?

I JUST DON'T TRUST THE GUY.

YEAH, RIGHT.

Man on television: IN A SYDNEY SUBURB YESTERDAY,

A MAN TOOK TO THE SKIES OUT OF HIS OWN BACKYARD.

EXPERTS BELIEVE LAST NIGHT'S STORM

SWEPT HIM WEST TOWARDS THE DESERT.

HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

SINCE SHE WENT TO UNI ANYWAY?

I DON'T KNOW, DAVE.

BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN SHE WAS AWAY?

GIVE ME A BREAK.

IT'S JUST DOWN THERE.

OK.

SEE YA! HAVE FUN!

THANKS. SEE YOU LATER.

Man: HANG ON. HE CAN'T--

[SPLASH]

AH! HA HA! AH!

HI THERE. YOU GOING TONIGHT?

Man: OH, YEAH!

I JUST LOVE THIS ONE.

HI, ALICE.

I WAS JUST COMING BACK.

HEY, I MEAN, GIVE US A BREAK.

IF I GET ANOTHER TICKET, I COULD LOSE MY LICENSE.

I NEED MY CAR FOR MY JOB.

MY KIDS WON'T EAT.

I ALREADY WROTE IT, MR. FURCO.

IT'S AN OFFICIAL DOCUMENT. I CAN'T TAKE IT BACK.

OH, YOU MISERABLE COW!

WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE?

DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO?

EH? DON'T YOU?

YOU HAVEN'T HEARD, HAVE YOU?

WHAT, DARREN?

GLENDA'S GOT MUCH BETTER THINGS TO DO.

DON'T YOU, GLENDA?

OH, YEAH? LIKE WHAT?

SHE'S GOT A GENTLEMAN FRIEND.

GLENDA.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A BLOKE TUCKED AWAY, GLENDA.

YOU NEVER KNOW NOW, DO YOU?

GLENDA'S GOT A BLOKE?

YOU'RE KIDDING.

HOW MUCH ARE YOU PAYING HIM?

I BET HE GETS FREE PARKING.

DID HE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE BALL, MISS LAKE?

YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID.

G'DAY.

THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING. FORGET IT.

WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

DOES IT MATTER?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "DOES IT MATTER"?

MAYBE IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

Woman: HEY.

G'DAY.

WHAT IF YOU'RE A CRIM?

WHAT IF YOU JUST BROKE OUT OF GRAFTON?

IF YOU ARE,

I'D HAVE TO TURN YOU IN.

MAYBE DAVE WAS RIGHT.

MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE FROM OUTER SPACE.

MAYBE I AM, BUT I THOUGHT

I WAS AN OLD PROFESSOR OF YOURS.

YEAH, RIGHT.

WELL, YOU STARTED IT.

I KNOW, BUT...

DID YOU SEE THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES

WHEN I SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE BALL?

WHAT? YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SHOCK THEM

BY ACTUALLY SHOWING UP? HMM?

NO, I COULDN'T.

GOD, MY PARENTS HAD SOME WEIRD CLOTHES.

OH, THAT'S GREAT. LOOK AT THAT.

NO, I COULDN'T WEAR THAT.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I'VE GOT TO FIND YOU SOMETHING.

I THINK THIS WILL FIT.

I'M AMAZED MY DAD EVEN HAD A SUIT.

AND THERE'S... TROUSERS TO MATCH.

YEAH, THEY LOOK LOVELY.

OH, YEAH. HA.

YOU LOOK QUITE SUAVE.

SUAVE? NEVER BEEN CALLED THAT BEFORE.

CAN I USE THIS?

HEY!

[BAND PLAYING]

MAYBE THIS IS NOT SUCH A GOOD IDEA.

COME ON.

GLENDA, LOOK AT YOU.

YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS.

AND YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT.

PROFESSOR, THIS IS MAGGIE PIKE.

HI, GLENDA.

AND SONYA TIMS,

OUR HIGH-SCHOOL HEADMISTRESS.

HOW DO YOU DO?

AND OF COURSE, MEREDITH BUTCHER, OUR LOCAL M.P.

HELLO.

AND DICK AND DEBBY LLEYTON FROM LLEYTON'S DEPARTMENT STORE.

G'DAY, PROFESSOR.

I'M, UH...NOT ACTUALLY A PROFESSOR,

JUST A SENIOR LECTURER.

OH.

BUT PHILOSOPHY IS JUST A FOUNDATION.

DON'T YOU THINK, PROFESSOR?

YEAH, BUT TO BUILD A GOOD HOUSE,

YOU NEED A GOOD FOUNDATION.

WELL SAID.

AND A GOOD FOUNDATION

NEEDS TO BE DUG AT LEAST HALF AS DEEP

AS THE HEIGHT OF THE HOUSE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WENT TO UNI, GLENDA.

WHAT DID YOU STUDY?

ART HISTORY.

OH, REALLY?

AH, THE HISTORY OF ART.

EXACTLY.

SHE WAS PRETTY WILD BACK THEN.

SHE EVEN DID SOME NUDE MODELING

FOR THE LIFE DRAWING CLASSES, DIDN'T YOU?

NUDE?

YEAH.

WATCH OUT. HERE COMES BIG JIM.

BLOODY HELL, GLENDA. YOU SCRUB UP WELL.

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?

PROFESSOR,

MEET CLARENCE'S LEADING MOVER AND SHAKER, JIM CRAIG.

G'DAY, MATE.

AND SANDRA CRAIG.

AND LINDA, JIM'S DAUGHTER.

CHARMED, YOUR MAJESTY.

OH, MAN, THIS BLOKE IS GOOD.

EXCUSE ME. COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE THIS NEXT DANCE?

GO ON. GO AHEAD.

GO ON. I'LL LOOK AFTER YOUR MAN FOR YOU.

OFF YOU GO, LADIES. HAVE YOUR DRINK.

SO, PROFESSOR...

UH...DANNY...DANIELS.

PROFESSOR DANIELS?

THAT'S RIGHT.

GLENDA'S ACTUALLY HAVING FUN.

THEY ALL CALL ME BIG JIM,

BUT I STARTED OUT AS A LITTLE BLOKE.

IS THAT RIGHT?

YEP. WORKED MY WAY UP THE HARD WAY,

WHICH IS MORE THAN I CAN SAY

FOR OLD TOFFEE-NOSE OVER THERE.

I'M GONNA GIVE THE LITTLE BLOKES

A BIG VOICE.

THAT'S MY CAMPAIGN SLOGAN--

"BIG JIM CRAIG,

A BIG VOICE FOR THE LITTLE BLOKE."

THAT SOUNDS GOOD.

SO, HOW'S THE CAMPAIGN GOING?

NOT BAD.

YOU SEE, THE THING IS,

EVERYONE KNOWS WHO I AM,

BUT THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW ME.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE A PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

A WHAT?

A BIG PANCAKE BREAKFAST OUT IN THE CARPARK--

LOTS OF TABLES.

INVITE THE WHOLE TOWN. SERVE EVERYONE YOURSELF.

GET TO KNOW THEM.

BIG JIM'S PANCAKE BREAKFAST.

I LIKE IT.

I LIKE IT A LOT.

HEY, LISTEN, PROFESSOR,

COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

HELLO, HANDSOME.

HI.

[GIGGLES]

JUST LOOK AT HER DANCE, EH?

SHE'S A WONDERFUL WOMAN.

SHE NEVER MENTIONED YOU BEFORE.

I'M SURPRISED.

YOU JUST TURN UP OUT OF THE BLUE, EH?

WHAT? DAVE.

GO EASY ON THE BLOKE.

I'M JUST TALKING TO THE BLOKE, AREN'T I?

[APPLAUSE]

[BAND PLAYING SLOW SONG]

Danny: MAY I?

Woman: * STARS SHINING BRIGHT ABOVE YOU *

* NIGHT BREEZES SEEM TO WHISPER "I LOVE YOU" *

* BIRDS SINGING IN THE SYCAMORE TREE *

* DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME *

* SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT AND KISS ME *

* JUST HOLD ME TIGHT AND TELL ME YOU'LL MISS ME *

* WHILE I'M ALONE AND BLUE AS CAN BE *

* DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME *

* STARS FADING, BUT I LINGER ON, DEAR *

* STILL CRAVING YOUR KISS

* I'M LONGING TO LINGER TILL DAWN, DEAR *

* JUST SAYING THIS

AAH!

[BAND STOPS PLAYING]

[EXCITED CONVERSATION]

[SCREAMING]

Man: I'VE SPENT A FORTUNE ON MY HAIR!

[SHOUTING AND CHEERING]

BOMBS AWAY!

[BAND PLAYING]

Danny: KEEP THEM COMING. KEEP THEM COMING.

KEEP THEM COMING. THANKS, MATE.

GREAT.

THERE YOU GO.

HEY, JIM. THANKS, MATE.

GOOD ON YOU. OH, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING.

HERE. ONE FOR YOU.

GOOD TO SEE YOU HERE. GOOD ON YOU.

Glenda: I STILL GOT WATER IN MY EARS.

HELLO, SONYA.

HI. HELLO.

YOUR FRIEND HAS REALLY LIVENED THINGS UP

AROUND HERE, HASN'T HE?

MMM...HE SURE HAS.

MANNA FROM BIG JIM HEAVEN. FEED THE WHOLE FAMILY.

OH, THANKS.

YOU RIGHT FOR A DRINK?

NO, THANKS, JIM. THAT'S GREAT, MATE.

GOOD ON YOU.

IT'S NICE TO BE GETTING SERVED BY HIM FOR A CHANGE, ISN'T IT?

USUALLY WOULDN'T GIVE YOU

THE STEAM OFF HIS OWN PISS, EH?

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BIG JIM?

HEY, MAGGIE, GOT SOME BIG STACKS THERE.

OH!

GO, DANNY. THAT'S THE WAY.

HEY!

THIS IS FANTASTIC, PROFESSOR.

I WANT YOU TO RUN MY WHOLE CAMPAIGN FOR ME,

THE WHOLE BLOODY SHOW.

PERFECT. ALL RIGHT.

[RING RING]

Woman: HELLO. LISMORE UNIVERSITY.

YEAH. COULD I HAVE YOUR RECORDS DEPARTMENT, PLEASE?

BECAUSE YOU TOLD EVERYONE I POSED NUDE,

DARREN TELLS ME

HE WANTS TO START LIFE DRAWING CLASSES.

NO WAY. AND HE WANTS YOU TO MODEL?

NO! HE WANTS TO MODEL.

AND A LOT OF WOMEN ARE INTERESTED.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

THEY SAY HE'S GOT A LOT TO OFFER.

HA HA HA! WOW.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT WAS MY MOM AND DAD'S.

COOL PARENTS.

MMM...LONG TIME AGO.

THEY WERE THE ORIGINAL HIPPIES--

EASY RIDER AND ALL THAT.

SO THIS BIKE'S BEEN PLACES.

YEAH, I GUESS IT HAS.

COAST TO COAST AND HALFWAY

ACROSS THE WORLD, I RECKON.

HMM. VROOM.

VROOM, VROOM, VROOM.

SO, UH...

WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW?

WE'RE RACING ACROSS THE NULLABOR,

OVER THE DESERT,

ALL THE WAY TO THE SEA.

WE'LL SLEEP OUT UNDER THE STARS.

YOU MEAN LIKE WITH A SWAG AND ALL?

YEAH.

AND YOU DID ALL THIS?

NO. NOT ME.

MY PARENTS STOPPED TOURING AROUND

WHEN I STARTED SCHOOL.

BUT SOMETIMES MY DAD USED TO TAKE ME FOR RIDES

IN THE COUNTRY,

AS LONG AS MY MOM DIDN'T CATCH HIM.

HE'D SIT ME ON THE FRONT THERE,

AND WE'D GO ROARING THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS.

HA.

[AHEM]

MAYBE I COULD GET THIS RUNNING AGAIN.

NOT NOW. YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF A JOB.

OH, YEAH.

HOW'S THAT? THAT'S GREAT.

GREAT. HERE YOU GO.

GREAT. THANKS.

G'DAY. THANKS.

G'DAY. G'DAY.

BIG JIM'S TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY

TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

HE JUST LIKES THE IDEA OF BEING M.P.

YEAH, BUT IF YOU WANT TO GET SOMETHING DONE,

GIVE IT TO THE BUSY MAN,

AND HE'LL MAKE THE TIME TO DO IT.

HMM.

AH.

THANKS. G'DAY. THANKS.

THIS IS NICE AND FATTY.

YOU GOT, UH... FIRE CLAY IN THIS?

YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.

COULD I, UH...

GOES DOWN REAL SMOOTH.

MMM.

Darren: GLENDA, WHEN YOU MODELED AT UNI,

DID YOU DO CLASSIC ART POSES,

LIKE THE DISCUS?

UH...YES. THAT'S GOOD.

AND GLENDA, I COULD GIVE YOU

MORE OF A WARRIOR POSE.

OH... OH...

THAT'S GOOD.

NEO-CLASSICAL.

NO, THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD FOR THE MUSCLES.

PERHAPS SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...INNOCENT.

[WOMEN GASP]

Maggie: GOD, YOU REMIND ME OF SOMEONE.

[WOMEN GASPING]

HA HA HA! HE'S NOT SHY.

THE ALBATROSS.

LADIES, PLEASE. COME ON.

I HAVEN'T GOT MUCH TIME WITH YOU THIS AFTERNOON.

WHAT ABOUT MAYBE, UH... SALUTE TO THE SUN?

[WOMEN SHRIEKING AND LAUGHING]

YEAH?

[WOMEN LAUGHING]

LADIES. LADIES, PLEASE, CONCENTRATE.

WHAT ABOUT THE WATER SPRINKLER?

Maggie: WHAT ABOUT THE GARDEN HOSE?

Reporter: DANNY MORGAN IS HAVING A BIG EFFECT OUT THERE,

AND PEOPLE ARE DOING THINGS THEY NORMALLY WOULDN'T DO.

Sandy: YOU GOT HER UNDER CONTROL?

WE TALKED TO SOME PEOPLE ON THE STREET.

AH, DANNY. I MEAN, HE'S INSPIRATIONAL.

YOU KNOW, I MEAN, HE JUST...HE JUST MAKES YOU

WANT TO JUST JUMP ON THE PLANE AND TAKE OFF,

OR MAYBE YOU JUST WANT TO CHUCK IN YOUR JOB,

OR MAYBE YOU JUST WANT TO TELL SCOTT TINSDALE,

WHO'S BEEN WORKING IN OPERATIONS NOW FOR 5 YEARS,

WHO I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH,

FINALLY TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. SCOTT, I LOVE YOU!

[LAUGHTER]

THERE. DANNY!

Reporter: AND SHE'S NOT ALONE.

DANNY HAS BEEN INSPIRING PEOPLE ALL OVER SYDNEY.

TODAY, A MAN IN PENRITH DECIDED TO CLIMB A TELEPHONE POLE.

HE SIMPLY CLIMBED UP AND SAT ON TOP.

HE SAID IT WAS SOMETHING HE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO.

LET'S GET AN UPDATE FROM THE EXPERTS

OF AIR FORCE SEARCH AND RESCUE.

WE HAVE A TEAM STUDYING

SATELLITE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE PAST WEEK,

AND THE FULL-SCALE SEARCH CONTINUES.

NOTHING CONCLUSIVE YET, BUT OUR HOPE IS

THAT MORGAN IS STILL OUT THERE SOMEWHERE.

NOW, FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW,

WE CROSS LIVE TO SANDY UPMAN.

Sandy: IT'S INCREDIBLE.

NO NOTE, NO EXPLANATION. HE JUST DISAPPEARED.

HE REALLY NEEDED A HOLIDAY.

I THINK HE JUST WANTED TO GET AWAY.

BUT THE WAY HE DID IT. WHY DID HE DO IT?

WELL, WE WERE, UH...

HAVING...

[MAN BLOWING NOSE LOUDLY]

THERE WERE...PROBLEMS?

WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT HE'D REALLY LEAVE.

AND NOW?

I JUST KEEP THINKING

HE'S GONNA WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR,

AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OK.

IT MUST BE SO HARD.

BEFORE WE GO, TRUDY,

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY TO DANNY

IF HE'S OUT THERE SOMEWHERE WATCHING US NOW.

UH...I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART.

I JUST WANT YOU TO COME HOME.

POOR THING.

[WHISTLING]

BE BRAVE.

IT'S OK. LET IT OUT.

LET IT OUT.

I'M SANDY UPMAN.

Woman on television: THANK YOU, SANDY.

WE'LL BRING YOU MORE...

WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE.

WHAT?

JUST THIS THING ON TV.

BLOODY MEN.

THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW

HOW GOOD YOU'VE GOT IT, DO YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

I'D SAY THIS WAS ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT GETS.

WOULDN'T YOU, DARREN?

[LAUGHTER]

OOH, I LIKE THIS ONE.

[LAUGHTER]

MAYBE YOU CAN MODEL NEXT WEEK.

WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN.

SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OH. JUST, UH...

THINKING.

THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM.

MMM.

WHERE I COME FROM, YOU CAN BARELY SEE THEM.

I...

I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.

BUT, UH...

THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW...

ABOUT WHERE I CAME FROM.

IT'S, UH...COMPLICATED.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME.

PLEASE. NO, DON'T.

SHH...

SHH.

NIGHT.

HI!

HEY. HA HA HA!

MORNING, GLENDA.

MORNING.

HEY, GLENDA. ARE YOU TWO FREE

NEXT WEDNESDAY NIGHT?

I THINK SO. I'LL HAVE TO CHECK.

[MOTORCYCLE APPROACHING]

YOU DID IT.

HOP ON.

I CAN'T. I'M WORKING.

COME ON. JUST FOR A MINUTE.

NO, NO, NO.

YOU DRIVE IT.

I'VE NEVER DRIVEN A BIKE BEFORE.

I'LL SHOW YOU HOW.

I'M SORT OF WORKING IT OUT MYSELF.

ALL RIGHT. OH, GOD.

HA!

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S THE ACCELERATOR.

OOH, YEAH.

AND YOU JUST PUSH THAT PEDAL DOWN THERE.

WHOA! WHOA!

WHOA!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

[LAUGHING]

TAKE IT OVER THE BRIDGE.

* LET'S GET LOST, WORK ON A FARM *

* CHANGE OF WEATHER COULDN'T DO YOU NO HARM *

* LET'S GET LOST

THIS IS FANTASTIC. HA HA HA!

FLY!

YAY! HEY!

* LET'S GET LOST, WORK ON A FARM *

* CHANGE OF WEATHER COULDN'T DO YOU NO HARM *

* LET'S GET LOST, PICK UP YOUR FEET *

* DON'T YOU THINK, BOY... *

AAH!

WHOA!

* LET'S GET LOST

* YEAH, LET'S GET LOST

* YEAH, LET'S GET LOST *

[SIREN]

UH-OH.

[TURNS OFF ENGINE]

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

[STIFLING LAUGHTER]

ALL RIGHT. OK.

OH, DAVE, COME ON.

COULD I HAVE YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE?

COULD I HAVE YOUR LICENSE, PLEASE?

I DON'T HAVE MY LICENSE WITH ME.

ALL RIGHT.

[WRITING]

WHAT ARE YOU GIVING ME A TICKET FOR?

I THINK YOU KNOW, GLENDA.

THANKS, DAVE.

BUT I WAS KIND OF NERVOUS.

IT WAS PRETTY EXCITING, THOUGH--

ALL THE LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION.

BYE, GIRLS.

Woman: THAT'S THAT LADY FROM TV LAST NIGHT.

[SIGHS]

HI.

TRUDY. TRUDY.

WOULD YOU MIND TAKING THESE FOR ME?

HI, MATT.

YOU LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR.

IS THAT A NEW DRESS?

OH, IT IS ACTUALLY. I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER TODAY.

I'LL MAKE SURE SHE GETS THE MESSAGE, OK?

THANK YOU. BYE.

HI, KEVIN.

HELLO, TRUDY. HOW ARE YOU?

I'M EXHAUSTED.

YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY.

THANK YOU.

LOTS OF CALLS. AND SANDY'S CALLED

ABOUT 30 TIMES, I THINK.

[POP]

HA HA HA HA!

OH, THERE IT GOES.

WELL...

TO YOUR TELEVISION DEBUT.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

TO YOUR PROMOTION.

OH, YES. TO MY PROMOTION.

HA HA HA!

Reporter on television: WING COMMANDER MATTHEWS,

WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF ACTUALLY FINDING DANNY

AT THIS STAGE?

Matthews: WELL, FRANK, WE'RE TRYING TO STAY OPTIMISTIC,

BUT THE MORE TIME PASSES,

THE GREATER THE CHANCE OF EXPOSURE, INJURY,

OR HE JUST MAYBE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU THIS,

THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE DANNY MORGAN ANYMORE.

HE'S GONNA STAND ALONG WITH TRUE GREAT AUSTRALIAN LEGENDS

LIKE BURKE AND WILLS.

YOU ALL RIGHT?

HE CAME DOWN IN THIS AREA

BETWEEN BATHURST AND BROKEN HILL,

WHICH IS PROBABLY WHY THERE'S BEEN NO WORD.

EVEN IF DANNY DID SURVIVE THE LANDING,

IT'S TOUGH COUNTRY OUT THERE.

WE'RE TALKING NUTS AND BERRIES.

WHAT KIND OF SPEECH?

A SPEECH SPEECH.

JUST WRITE DOWN SOME NOTES.

OK, MATE, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

HEY, PROFESSOR.

I'M LATE. I'VE GOT TO GO.

6:30, TOMORROW NIGHT.

YOU NEED SOME EXTRA CHAIRS FOR THE TOWN MEETING?

THAT WOULD BE GREAT, SONYA. I'M NOT SURE HOW MANY YET.

Man: HEY, PROFESSOR!

HEY, MATE.

I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.

YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY THIRSTY.

COME ON.

WE'RE REAL THIRSTY.

THERE'S ALL THIS STUFF I GOT TO DO.

COME ON, PROFESSOR. IT'S THE END OF THE WEEK.

LET ME SHOUT YOU A BEER. EH?

[LAUGHING]

HELLO.

OK.

UP!

AH.

AH...

[MEN CHEERING]

MATE, YOU ARE ALL RIGHT... FOR A PROFESSOR.

YEAH, WELL, I WASN'T ALWAYS A PROFESSOR.

YEAH? WELL, WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE?

WELL, I WAS A KIND OF PILOT.

WHAT? LIKE AN AIRLINE PILOT?

NO, NO. MORE LIKE A TEST PILOT.

TOP-SECRET STUFF, YOU KNOW.

SHH! SHH!

HI, PROFESSOR.

YOUR MAJESTY.

I NEVER GOT TO DANCE WITH YOU AT THE BALL.

GO, PROFESSOR! WHOO-HOO!

[MEN CHEERING]

OK.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

COME ON, PROFESSOR! WHOO-HOO!

HERE WE GO.

DANCE WITH ME, PROFESSOR.

NO, I... I'VE GOT TO GO.

Man: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[DOOR OPENS]

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS IT?

NOTHING.

I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I--

WHAT'S WRONG?

I WAS DOWN AT THE FEDERAL.

YOU'VE BEEN DOWN AT THE FEDERAL?

YES, BUT I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING.

I WAS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

I THOUGHT SOMETHING HAD HAPPENED TO YOU.

I THOUGHT THAT YOU'D COME HOME

AND WE'D HAVE DINNER.

NO, I HATE BEING LIKE THIS.

LIKE WHAT?

I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I DON'T WANT TO FEEL... THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.

I KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU.

GLENDA.

GLENDA.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

[ENGINE STARTS]

Boy: LET'S GET HIM!

WHAT'S THAT?

YOU OK?

HUH? YEAH. YEAH, I RECKON.

OK.

LISTEN, GLENDA...

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON,

AND MAYBE IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS,

BUT I GOT A CALL BACK THIS ARVO

FROM LISMORE UNI.

WELL, THEY'VE NEVER HEARD

OF A PROFESSOR DANIELS.

WELL, HE HASN'T TAUGHT THERE IN YEARS.

YEAH, RIGHT.

I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE CAME--

YOU REALLY ARE JEALOUS, AREN'T YOU?

WHAT?

Meredith: THERE'S A WAY OF DOING THINGS,

AND THERE'S A WAY OF NOT DOING THINGS

IN THE STATE PARLIAMENT,

AND LET ME TELL YOU, AFTER SERVING

AS YOUR MEMBER FOR THE PAST 7 YEARS,

I KNOW THE WAY.

I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THOSE CHARDONNAY-SIPPING SOCIALITES

DOWN IN SYDNEY.

HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?

FINE, EXCEPT JIM HASN'T SHOWN UP YET.

OH.

[BOYS SHOUTING]

OH, NO! MAX IS BACK!

GODDAMN IT!

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

[APPLAUSE]

THERE'S A PHONE CALL FOR YOU.

HMM?

A PHONE CALL FOR YOU.

HELLO.

Jim: PROFESSOR, MATE.

I HAD AN EMERGENCY.

I'VE JUST GOT OUT OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING.

WHAT ABOUT THE SPEECH?

MATE, I RECKON YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO IT.

WHAT?

OH, COME ON, MATE.

Maggie: MAX, CAN'T YOU TAKE YOUR FRIENDS SOMEWHERE ELSE?

OW!

SORRY, MOM.

WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?

Man: WHERE'S JIM?

[AHEM]

[FEEDBACK]

UH...

BIG...BIG JIM, JIM CRAIG...

HE'S, UH...HE'S, UH...

RUNNING LATE.

Woman: DID HE GET A BETTER OFFER?

HMM.

ANYWAY, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR BIG JIM BECAUSE...

WELL, HE'S A GOOD MAN.

[FEEDBACK]

AND, UM, HE...

HE'S GOT PLANS, BIG PLANS, AND, UH...

HE'S GONNA GIVE A BIG VOICE TO ALL YOU...

LITTLE BLOKES.

WHAT THE HELL DOES HE MEAN "LITTLE BLOKES"?

I MEAN, WHO AM I TALKING TO?

AND WHO'S THIS "LITTLE BLOKE" ANYWAY?

IS IT...

IS HE...

IS HE THE CLEANER

WHO CLEANS UP AT THE PACKING PLANT?

IS HE THE TEACHER

WHO TEACHES YOUR KIDS AT THE PRIMARY SCHOOL?

IS HE THE BUILDER WHO BUILT THIS TOWN?

RIGHT.

IT ALL ADDS UP, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S A "LITTLE BLOKE" HERE TONIGHT.

[APPLAUSE]

TAKE OUR POSTIE, JOHN PURCHIE.

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF JOHN DECIDED

NOT TO DELIVER THE MAIL FOR A DAY?

THAT'S NOT SUCH A LITTLE THING.

[APPLAUSE]

WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF PIRMJET PRENSING

DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING

AND TAKE HER GIRLS TO SCHOOL?

THAT'S NOT SUCH A LITTLE THING.

OR WHAT IF OLD MR. POTTS

DIDN'T GO TO THE PARK EVERY DAY

WITH HIS BREAD CRUMBS TO FEED THE PIGEONS?

HMM?

[APPLAUSE]

WE'D HAVE A COUPLE OF THOUSAND BIRDS FLYING AROUND

LOOKING FOR A NEW TOWN TO LIVE IN,

AND THAT'S NOT SUCH A LITTLE THING!

[APPLAUSE AND CHEERING]

WE'RE THE LITTLE PEOPLE, ALL RIGHT.

WE'RE THE ONES WHO GROW THE CROPS,

TAR THE ROADS, BUILD THE TOWNS,

TEACH THE KIDS.

YEAH, AND WHEN THERE'S SOME BIG IMPORTANT THING

THAT NEEDS DOING, IT'S ALWAYS US, THE LITTLE PEOPLE,

WHO DAMN WELL GET IT DONE!

BLOODY OATH! THAT'S RIGHT!

[CHEERING]

SOMETIMES WE DO IT TO OURSELVES.

I USED TO THINK, "I'M JUST A NOBODY.

WHO AM I KIDDING?"

BUT THEN I CAME TO CLARENCE,

WHERE I'VE LEARNED THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A BIGWIG

TO BE A SOMEBODY.

IT'S THE KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE THAT'S IMPORTANT.

AND THIS TOWN IS FILLED

WITH THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET!

[CHEERING]

EVER!

YOU, UH...

YOU ALL KNOW I'M...

PRETTY NEW IN CLARENCE,

BUT ALREADY THINGS ARE GETTING SERIOUS FOR ME HERE.

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU,

BECAUSE YOU'VE SHOWN ME WHAT REALLY MATTERS,

AND BELIEVE ME, THAT'S NOT SUCH A LITTLE THING.

IN FACT, IT'S JUST ABOUT THE BIGGEST THING

THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

AND I THANK YOU FOR THAT.

UM...

GOOD NIGHT.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

SPOT ON, MATE.

YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY DO REMIND ME

OF MY OLD PROFESSOR.

SO THERE REALLY WAS A PROFESSOR?

OH, YEAH.

YOU...DEVIL.

HA HA HA!

AAH!

GLENDA! WHOA!

STOP!

AAH! AAH!

GLENDA.

GLENDA.

OH!

GOTCHA!

AAH!

OOH.

I MIGHT BE A BIT RUSTY AT THIS.

DAVE.

MAGGIE, I'M CLOSING UP.

I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD SEE THIS.

MAX FOUND IT UP A TREE.

AND, YOU KNOW, THAT GUY THEY'RE LOOKING FOR--

YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE HIS?

HMM?

OH, MY GOD.

I'M SORRY, SIR, BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE

THINK THEY'VE SEEN HIM, AND THERE'S JUST NOBODY HERE

THAT CAN HELP YOU WITH THAT RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU DON'T PUT ME STRAIGHT THROUGH TO MR. UPMAN,

I'M GONNA TAKE THIS TO ANOTHER NETWORK.

AND HE'S ACTUALLY STARTING TO BECOME AROUSED, OK?

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

EXCUSE ME.

YEAH?

RIGHT.

I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THIS OVER HERE.

Trudy: THE FIRST TIME I REALLY KISSED SOMEONE,

I STUCK MY TONGUE UP HIS NOSE! HA HA HA!

IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING.

[TELEPHONE RINGING]

ARE YOU GONNA GET THAT, KEVIN?

Man: YEAH, GET IT, KEVIN.

FORGET IT. I'LL GET IT. JEEZ, HE'S HOPELESS.

HELLO.

Sandy: HI, TRUDY. IT'S ME.

SANDY!

TRUDY--

IT'S SO LATE.

YEAH, I KNOW. NOW, LOOK.

DON'T TELL ANYBODY, OK?

BUT I THINK I'VE FOUND DANNY.

TRUDY?

DOES HE KNOW WE'RE COMING?

HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY TALKED TO HIM?

SHH! SHH!

[ENGINE STARTS]

TRUDY, THIS IS SPIDER.

SPIDER, I JUST WANT MID-SHOTS AND CLOSE-UPS, OK?

NOW, TRUDY, PLEASE, PLEASE JUST RELAX.

OK? IT'S FINE.

HI. I'M SANDY UPMAN.

I'M PICKING UP 3 TICKETS TO CLARENCE.

CLARENCE. IT'S CLARENCE!

[REPORTERS SHOUTING]

EXCUSE ME, MATE. IT'S A MEDIA EMERGENCY.

NO, WAIT! THIS IS MY...

YEAH. IT'S SANDY. YEAH, PUT ME THROUGH.

NOW PUT ME THROUGH. IT'S AN EMERGENCY!

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS?

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

EARLWOOD.

THAT'S IN SYDNEY, ISN'T IT?

MM-HMM.

AND WHAT BRINGS YOU TO CLARENCE?

I TIED A BUNCH OF BALLOONS TO A CHAIR

AND FLOATED UP HERE.

RIGHT, LIKE THAT GUY ON TV.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OH, GOD.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

HEY, PROFESSOR.

IT'S ABOUT TIME SOMEONE GAVE

BIG JIM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY.

YEAH, AND YOU SURE AS HELL GOT OUR VOTE.

YEP.

WHAT DO YOU RECKON?

"A NEW CANDIDATE."

Man: HE'S OUR MAN.

HA HA!

I'D BETTER GO TALK TO JIM.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!

PROFESSOR! PROFESSOR!

[SIREN APPROACHING]

THERE HE IS!

THAT'S HIM JUST THERE!

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

Man: MR. MORGAN, PLEASE WAIT!

DANNY! AN EXCLUSIVE.

YOU CAN TELL THE STORY THE WAY YOU WANT IT, DANNY.

HELP ME OUT. GIVE ME YOUR HAND.

LOOK AT YOU!

OH, GOD!

[KISS KISS KISS]

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS.

I'M THE GUY WHO FOUND YOU. I FOUND HIM!

OH, MY GOD.

I FOUND HIM! YEAH!

GLENDA!

DANNY! HA HA HA!

[LAUGHING]

GLENDA!

GO TO HELL.

WHAT WAS I, SOME LITTLE FLING?

GLENDA, PLEASE.

GET OUT OF MY LIFE!

GLENDA!

YOU HEARD THE LADY.

COME ON. LET'S GO HOME.

Spider: COME ON, MR. MORGAN.

THE WHOLE COUNTRY'S WAITING TO SEE YOU.

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

LET ME THROUGH!

NOT A GOOD IDEA.

TRUDY. TRUDY!

THIS IS MY CHOPPER!

THIS IS MY CHOPPER!

TRUDY! TRUDY! NO, TRUDY! WAIT!

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]

Announcer: WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST

FOR A SPECIAL REPORT.

AUS-11 HAS FOUND DANNY MORGAN.

OH, MY GOD!

AUS-11 IS BRINGING YOU HIS EXTRAORDINARY STORY OF SURVIVAL.

THERE HE IS!

DANNY MORGAN WAS FINALLY FOUND TODAY

IN THE NORTHERN RIVERS TOWN OF CLARENCE.

'CAUSE HE'S A MAN!

AUS-11 WAS ABLE TO UNCOVER THE WHEREABOUTS OF DANNY...

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

AND YES, WE ARE CROSSING NOW TO THE AUS-11 HELIPAD...

YEAH, I KNOW!

YEAH, ALL RIGHT! I'M ON MY WAY!

AUS-11 EXCLUSIVE-- WE HAVE FOUND DANNY.

[REPORTERS SHOUTING QUESTIONS]

COULD YOU GET MY BAG, PLEASE?

HA HA HA!

[WOMAN SPEAKING ITALIAN]

JUST MOVE IN A BIT CLOSER THERE, DANNY. THAT'S IT.

LOVELY. ANOTHER QUICK ONE. MOVE IN. THAT'S IT.

[INDISTINCT]

JUST ONE MORE, DANNY. JUST ONE MORE.

HI, DANNY!

HEY HEY HEY! DID YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP?

LUNCH AT THE RITZ-CARLTON, CALLS FROM JOHN LAWS,

AND TOMORROW WE MEET THE PREMIER! YEAH!

HEY, YOU CHEEKY BUGGER.

IF YOU'RE GONNA ADVERTISE ME,

AT LEAST GET THE NAME RIGHT.

DANNY AND I ARE OLD FOOTY MATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MATE?

IT'S AN ABSOLUTE HONOR TO MEET YOU.

YOU'VE BEEN AN INSPIRATION

TO ALL OF US IN THE AIR FORCE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO,

ANYTHING AT ALL, JUST GIVE ME A CALL.

DON'T FORGET YOUR MATES

WHO MADE THIS ALL POSSIBLE.

THERE WE GO.

THIS IS MY MATE HERE.

SO, DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN ALL THIS DIES DOWN?

THE HOLIDAY ENDS TODAY.

TIME TO GET BACK TO WORK, EH, DANNY?

YEAH, I COULD DO THAT.

I WAS ONLY JOKING, MATE.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T CARE.

MIGHT AS WELL GET BACK TO IT.

NO, NO, NO. HA HA HA.

WE'RE MEETING THE PREMIER TOMORROW.

YOU'RE A V.I.P. NOW, DANNY, YOU KNOW.

YOU CAN'T JUST... GO BACK TO WORK.

OK, EVERYBODY, TIME TO GO.

HA HA HA!

COME ON!

I'VE GOT TO GET UP IN THE MORNING.

IS HE SERIOUS?

THANKS A LOT.

HE NEEDS SOME SPACE.

SEE YA.

I'M, UH...I'M TIRED.

I...I WANT TO SLEEP.

YEAH. OF COURSE YOU DO.

WHAT'S THIS?

I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE, DAVE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THE JOB. I DON'T LIKE IT. I'VE NEVER LIKED IT.

AND I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE.

OK.

ALL RIGHT.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

MAYBE YOU JUST NEED TO TAKE A BREAK.

THAT'S ALL.

SORRY, DAVE.

I'VE JUST GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

Pete: SO, THEN HOWARD TOLD US ALL

TO PUT ON AN EXTRA RUN.

YOU WOULD THINK, WITH 12 TRUCKS,

YOU'D FILL THAT ORDER IN A WEEK, WOULDN'T YOU?

YEAH. PIECE OF PISS.

EXACTLY. THAT'S WHAT I KEEP TELLING HIM.

HERE WE ARE AGAIN, EH?

IT'S LIKE YOU NEVER WENT ANYWHERE, ISN'T IT?

SO, WHAT HAPPENED UP THERE ANYWAY?

LONG STORY.

HA!

WE'RE NOT EXACTLY GOING ANYWHERE, ARE WE?

HA HA HA...

SO, UM...WHAT ABOUT

THAT LITTLE LADY UP THERE, THEN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, I SAW YOU RUNNING AFTER HER ON TV.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

DON'T GIVE YOURSELF A HARD TIME.

I MEAN, PLENTY OF BLOKES HAVE FLINGS

WHEN THEY GO AWAY ON BUSINESS AND STUFF.

IT DOESN'T MEAN A THING.

I MEAN...YOU CAME BACK, DIDN'T YOU?

SO...WHAT ABOUT IT?

DID YOU HAVE A LITTLE FLING?

A LITTLE HOLIDAY THING?

A LITTLE RING-A-DING-DING?

[INAUDIBLE]

[WOMAN LAUGHING]

MATE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

DANNY?

DANNY!

DANNY!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

GET BACK HERE!

COME ON, MATE. DON'T BE STUPID.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T DRIVE!

THERE ARE PLENTY OF CHOICES HERE,

BUT I THINK YOU LIKE THAT ONE, DON'T YOU?

Judy: MAY I HELP YOU? MR. UPMAN! EXCUSE ME.

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

NOT HERE, SANDY.

HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME BEHIND UP THERE?

THAT WAS MY CHOPPER!

I ORDERED THAT CHOPPER!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED?

I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID!

SANDY, I--

NO! I BENT OVER BACKWARDS FOR YOU!

I BROKE THE RULES FOR YOU!

AND WHAT DO I GET?

I HAD NO CHOICE.

THAT WAS MY CHOPPER!

SANDY...

CAN I HAVE A SECOND WITH TRUDY?

YEAH, SURE, DANNY.

HI, BABY. WHAT YOU DOING HERE?

IT'S NOT GONNA WORK, TRUDY.

I DON'T WANT TRUDY-- TO HEAR THIS.

WELL, IT'S NOT FAIR.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU DID SOMETHING, DANNY.

YOU AND YOUR CRAZY IDEAS.

AND NOW WE HAVE A CHANCE,

LIKE WE COULD REALLY GO SOMEWHERE.

I RECKON I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT...

AND I'M NOT IT.

BELIEVE ME,

ALL THIS STUFF'S GONNA BLOW OVER,

AND WE'D BE RIGHT BACK

WHERE WE STARTED.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU UP THERE?

EVERYTHING.

YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

YEAH.

[AIRPLANE PASSING OVERHEAD]

BUT YOU'RE COMING BACK, AREN'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW.

BUT WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

DON'T WORRY, SONYA.

I'LL WORK IT OUT AS I GO ALONG.

ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE?

YEAH.

[BEEPING]

WE'RE THERE. GO! GO!

ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

YEAH.

ALL RIGHT. 1, 2...

AAH!

3.

AAH!

WHOA!

HERE ARE MY KEYS. USE THE HOUSE WHENEVER--

[DANNY SCREAMING]

HA HA!

AAH!

[COWS MOOING]

NO.

GLENDA!

GLENDA!

PLEASE.

PLEASE WAIT.

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.

I'M SORRY, GLENDA.

SO AM I, DANNY.

SORRY FOR EVERYTHING.

YEAH? WELL, THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ALL RIGHT.

YES, IT DOES. BLOODY HELL!

I DROPPED OUT OF THE SKY INTO YOUR BACKYARD...

TWICE!

YOU...

YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE ELSE.

IT'S FINISHED. IT'S OVER.

AND NOW YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST DROP BACK INTO MY LIFE,

SAY YOU'RE SORRY, AND THINK EVERYTHING

GOES RIGHT BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS?

NO, NO. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.

I'LL GET MY OWN PLACE. I'LL GET A JOB.

I'LL SEND YOU FLOWERS, TAKE YOU OUT ON DATES,

LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.

YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, DANNY.

[STARTS ENGINE]

GLENDA!

WHATEVER IT TAKES!

GLENDA!

WHOA!

OH! OH! OH!

GLENDA!

[SCREAMING]

GLENDA, I LOVE YOU!

[SCREAMING CONTINUES]

AAH!

ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS?

I WAS THINKING,

MAYBE WE COULD GO CAMPING SOMETIME.

WORK OUR WAY UP THE COAST OR SOMETHING.

YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO?

WHAT?

I'D LIKE TO GO TO SOME FOREIGN COUNTRY

LIKE SPAIN OR BOLIVIA OR VIETNAM

AND JUST PITCH A TENT SOMEWHERE.

YOU MEAN, TAKE A TENT AND SLEEPING BAGS

AND STUFF ALL ON A PLANE?

YEAH, I GUESS. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?

NOTHING.

NOTHING AT ALL.

OR MAYBE ICELAND. DO YOU RECKON

YOU CAN PITCH A TENT IN ICELAND?

YEAH.

IT WOULDN'T BE TOO ICY?

NO. GREENLAND'S ICY.

ICELAND'S GREEN.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

NOPE.

Woman: * I'M GONNA PAINT ME A RAINBOW *

* MAKE ALL MY WISHES COME TRUE *

* I'M GONNA PLANT ME A GARDEN, WHAT ABOUT YOU? *

* I'M GONNA THROW MY OWN PARTY *

* I'M GONNA GET A TATTOO

* I'M GONNA DO ALL THE WILD THINGS, WHAT ABOUT YOU? *

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WILL YOU JOIN ME ON MY JOURNEY? *

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* SEE THE FACES ON THE STREET *

* HOW THEY SELDOM SMILE

* BUT I WON'T LET IT BOTHER ME *

* NO, MISERY IS NOT MY STYLE *

* NOT MY STYLE

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WILL YOU JOIN ME ON MY JOURNEY? *

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WILL YOU JOIN ME ON MY JOURNEY? *

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

* WILL YOU JOIN ME ON MY JOURNEY? *

* WHAT ABOUT YOU?

[NEW SONG STARTS]

* IT'S A QUARTER TILL 4 NOW

* I WANT TO OPEN THE DOOR NOW *

* JUST TO WATCH YOU PLAY IN A MOONLIGHT HEAVEN *

* WE DRANK A LOT OF WINE AND

* AND YOU SPENT THE NIGHT AND

* YOU SAID THINGS YOU'VE NEVER SAID BEFORE *

* DON'T LEAVE ME LONELY FOR A MINUTE *

* MY GLASS IS FULL IF YOU'RE IN IT *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* DON'T BREATHE, DON'T RUN, STAY A LITTLE LONGER *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* STAY A LITTLE LONGER

* YOU TERRIFY ME WHILE YOU TERRIFY YOURSELF *

* BUT WE FIT SO FINE, AND YOU SMELL SO GOOD *

* THAT I JUST CANNOT FIGHT IT, BABY *

* I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

* SO DON'T DISAPPOINT ME NOW

* YOU DID THINGS YOU NEVER DID BEFORE *

* I'M NOT GONNA THINK IT'S THE REAL THING *

* BUT I KIND OF KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* DON'T LEAVE ME LONELY FOR A MINUTE *

* MY GLASS IS FULL IF YOU'RE IN IT *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* DON'T BREATHE, DON'T RUN, STAY A LITTLE LONGER *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* STAY A LITTLE LONGER

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* DON'T BREATHE, DON'T RUN, STAY A LITTLE LONGER *

* DON'T BLINK, WE'RE FINE, I'M HERE, YOU'RE MINE *

* STAY A LITTLE LONGER

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