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Okay, it's... It's this...
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It's quite hard to say.
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Basically, it seems like
nobody wants the Trace.
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Even my cousin don't fancy me
no more. Look at him.
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A couple of months ago, Boy Tracey
couldn't be left in a room with me
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without taking his clothes off.
Now, he just goes on and on and on
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about all the girls he's banged
and how I'm his goon,
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I'm his boy, I'm his cousin.
What went wrong?
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I've had two boyfriends.
Nice boys, but both one day decided,
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"Ooh, no, don't want the Trace."
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Look, in my defence,
Ronald wanted a penis.
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Even Beyoncé couldn't give him that.
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As for Connor, bless him, it's gonna
take him such a long time to get over me.
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Look, last week I saw him kissing
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what looked like a hyena
crossbred with a goat.
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-And he's gonna keep doing that until I--
-Well, well, well.
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[Tracey] Connor, yeah!
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Emma, I want you
to meet Tracey, my best friend.
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-And your...
-Ex, yeah.
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[theme music plays]
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[Connor] Tracey, are you...
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-Tracey!
-Hello! Yes, of course. Yes.
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{\an8}-Hi!
-[Emma] Okay.
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{\an8}Well, I'll just...
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-She alright, isn't she? Like a little--
-Hyena?
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-What?
-What?
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Like I said, Trace, I've smashed 100 girls
like that. See, I'm special.
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Uncle Roy!
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Yes. I've come to help your mother
with the night vigil
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since you and Cynthia
have abandoned her.
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Oh, thank you, Uncle, so much.
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Like Tracey, you are growing fat.
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Oh, Uncle! Thank you, thank you, you too.
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I hate this man. I hate this man so much.
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Brother, we have over 25
in attendance for night vigil!
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[both laugh]
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[Joy] Hallelujah!
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Uncle Roy and Mum is like
sugar-free jam and fake ketchup.
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They're not great by themselves anyway,
but you mix that together,
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it's a whole 'nother level of disgusting.
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Yeah.
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Duck face and deuces.
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-Uh... Well...
-[camera whirs]
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Boy Tracey, will you
evangelise with your aunty
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or follow this wayward girl
into chaos and destruction?
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Neither. I've got a lady waiting.
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Hmm. Womaniser. You are you father's son.
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Of course. But what happened to this one?
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Brother, I tell her every day.
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-"Live your life exactly as I--"
-And I'll be just like you.
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But I want to be Rihanna.
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Nobody ever fancied me in school.
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Nobody fancied me on the estate.
I mean am I... I'm not. Am I ugly?
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[all] No!
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You're niche.
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-Very niche.
-Like K-Pop.
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K-Pop? Okay, Karly, well,
the men I've spoken to
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do not say "K-Pop".
They say I'm very sweet.
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What do you say to these guys?
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Well...
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Hi! I just wanna say that you're,
like, the buffest guy ever!
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You remind me of this guy
in the Freemans Catalogue
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that I used to fancy when I was littler.
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[all] No!
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Tracey, you can't just go up to a guy
and expose yourself. Who does that?
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-You gotta wait for them to approach you.
-She'll be waiting a long time, though.
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-Real talk.
-Mm.
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I feel like you just insulted me
and then you lot agreed with the insult.
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-Oh, my God, I'm ugly.
-No, no, no. You are beautiful.
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In... in a Whoopi Goldberg kind of--
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-Her face!
-Clothes.
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-The Color Purple.
-[all] Mm.
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-[Candice] Yeah.
-They're looking for Rita Ora.
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German's would love you.
They like those sort of clothes.
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-Or you could borrow my clothes.
-Ugh, no thanks.
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Germans, Karly? So, just go
get myself to Germany?
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I can hardly afford
to get myself earrings!
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So you're saying, go there or Connor
will be the last boyfriend I have?
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[all murmur agreement]
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Oh, God. Oh, my...
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-[gospel music plays]
-Jesus, high! Satan, low.
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Jesus, higher up. Satan, lower down.
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In the basement.
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Hi, I'm Louise, I'm from the--
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-Shut up and make a joyful noise.
-Shut your mouth and praise the Lord.
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The Bible says to shout
in praise, my sister.
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Night vigil, tonight, 9 p.m.
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Uh... I'm from the council.
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Oh, my dear, why didn't you say?
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Can I have a word?
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Okay.
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Oh, my god. Tracey, I cannot believe
I've gotta tell you this again.
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I'm not interested, okay? Stop wanting
me sexually, stop pining for me, I'm not--
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My dad told me to wait up here.
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There's a woman that's come
from the council, so...
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-Right. Yes. Right.
-She's wearing a suit.
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My dad don't trust women
that wear suits. So I'm not trying to--
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Yeah, yeah, I know.
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Yes, it's a small church, but growing.
I'm occasionally recognised in Asda
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and other department stores,
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but I want to remain humble,
so my entourage will come later.
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-How do you specifically like your tea?
-None for me, thank you.
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But it's English breakfast,
like in Downton!
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Means nothing to me. I'm Scottish.
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What's the difference?
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-Look, Pastor Joy--
-Of sorts.
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-Excuse me?
-Well, if we are talking technicalisms,
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I'm not officially a pastor, yet.
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In one way, that sums up my being here
and why I'm coming to the night vigil.
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-I don't understand.
-The council has rules.
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Your church does not comply with them.
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Jesu Christo, I didn't know such rules
applied to the Kingdom of God.
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Even to the Kingdom of God.
We welcome multi-faith worship--
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-Worship! That's what we do.
-Multi-faith--
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My dear, this is nonsense.
Just come to the night vigil.
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Your husband and children are welcome.
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I don't have a husband,
thank you very much.
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You are not married? Oh, no children?
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I know, I've managed to maintain
a successful career, an amazing body,
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and a sound mind without the assistance
of a man. Wow, unbelievable.
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I'll be off, now.
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But no children?
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And the body clock is ticking.
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Does this mean I'm not to have
my free will and individuality
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destroyed by a toothless, crying blob?
Soul-destroying news.
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I'll be listening, tonight. Closely.
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Do you think girls like stimulation
via the clitoris or the vagina itself?
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Or are all girls different?
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[scoffs] I wouldn't know, Trace.
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I mean, are you sure
that you're okay in here?
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Last time you were in my bedroom,
you were trying to have sex with me.
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So, I don't know how much
your feelings could have changed.
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Drastically. Do you wish they hadn't?
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No. I'm just saying that if you had
sexual feelings towards me,
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I wouldn't mind, because you'd
be the only one that...
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-I'm feeling a bit...
-[phone rings]
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[exhales] ...funny about my...
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-I'm feeling...
-Yes! We're in!
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-What?
-Nothing!
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Wanna go to a party, tonight?
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Come on. [imitates defibrillator]
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Like we used to. Me, you...
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[both] Tracey’s embarking
on an adventure.
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[laughs] It's at this leisure centre.
No, more like a spa club sort of place.
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They do different nights. Shamone!
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Hmm...
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[trilling lips and imitating explosions]
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Jackpot, jackpot!
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We'll get ready at Candice's, yeah?
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Why?
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-[Candice] Shut up.
-[Tracey] Can I borrow your perfume?
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-[Candice] Of course.
-I like your clothes, man.
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[Aaron] ...18, 19, 20.
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21. [exhales]
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What? Gets the pecs popping.
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-You're so vain.
-You get to spend half an hour
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doing each side of your face,
but I can't do some push-ups?
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Thanks, Candice. Is it
Rita Ora enough? Yeah?
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Yeah. Better, babe. Better.
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You're lying. Yeah, I love you, anyway.
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-All this boy cares about is his body.
-And you. Come and let me teach you.
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What are you trying to say? If you've
something to say about my body,
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-just be a man and say it, innit.
-I adore every inch of you.
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Wish you'd show more of it
tonight, though. Where's that crop top?
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Given all your clothes to Whoopi, here?
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The way you're wearing them jeans
it's like I gave all my clothes to you.
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-Ooh.
-[Candice laughs]
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[slaps bottom]
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You know I get turned on
when you embarrass me.
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[Boy Tracey] Adventure time!
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Why is everyone wearing pajamas?
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What sort of weird party is this?
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Names?
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Names?
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Hmm. Yes, one moment, please, sir.
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Guys, can we group? Can we group?
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-What's the dress code?
-[Tracey] [screaming] Candice!
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We've gone to the wrong club, okay?
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This is some sort of Heavy-R party.
This is not the...
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Surprise! [laughs]
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Trace, you said "leisure centre".
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Do you understand what they're doing
in there? They're having sex.
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-Are you having a laugh?
-No, but I thought this might be.
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How? For whom? You can't even swim.
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I'm trying to live a normal life.
Why'd you feel this appropriate?
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Men can't go alone
it's against the rules.
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-No, he's having a fucking laugh.
-Aaron, fall back, man.
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Did you know about this?
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-No!
-Oh, my God, this is fucking nasty!
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-It's disgusting, mate.
-I didn't think we'd pass the photo test,
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but then we did. I got carried away.
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-What photo test are you talking about?
-The selfie we took! That's why I took it.
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Are... Are you telling me
that I got into this club
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-because of what I look like?
-Yeah.
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But, I mean, I don't even have a bikini.
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I brought you one.
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Did you hear that, Candice? Whoops!
I thought the Trace wasn't on trend.
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Turns out I got into PornHub Palace
because of all of this.
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Yes, Rita Ora better catch
the next train to Germany,
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because the Whoopi Goldberg train is...
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Is what?
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Don't know. [squeals]
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Excuse me. I'm sorry,
I'm one of the buff people.
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Buff person coming through. Tracey.
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[Boy Tracey] Wait, now.
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No way, man, I got my limits.
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[sighs] Aaron, calm yourself, man.
We ain't signed up, anyway.
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[bouncer] Your face, his arms...
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You can walk right in.
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No thanks, mate.
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So, what? We're just supposed to leave
Tracey by herself, yeah?
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[scoffs] Move out the way.
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Fucking hell.
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Thank you for gathering
at Church of Joy Ministries.
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My ministry.
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God has anointed me to lead you all.
And well done. You have heard...
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and will follow me to heaven.
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While those less fortunate,
with wax in their big ears...
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will go to hell and incur burns,
their faces will fall off, and...
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[footsteps approach]
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[Joy] And don't forget
to tell your white and Indian friends
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to come and worship,
as we are pioneers of diversity.
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You told me this was Alcoholics Anonymous.
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-I did not.
-You definitely said this was AA.
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Yes, Alpha Almighty God.
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Fucking liar.
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God bless you and do return again, soon.
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-[door slams]
-[Joy] With your Punjabi friends!
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[Tracey] Rah. This is mad.
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-[electronic dance music plays]
-[woman moans]
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[gasps]
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[Tracey] She has a bra on,
and yet no bra!
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[all moan]
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[Tracey] Disgusting.
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Go over there. No-one's gonna talk to me
if they think I'm with you. And that.
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Word of advice, Boy Tracey. Tuck it in.
237
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Tuck it, press it, clamp it, whatever.
It's very offensive.
238
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:32,840
See you, Tracey.
239
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,840
[man] Yes, yes!
240
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,120
[dominatrix] Don't think
I won't hurt you harder.
241
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,760
[man moans]
242
00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:44,160
You can do this. "Hi, yeah, I'm Tracey.
What's your name?"
243
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,400
"Okay, yeah, no, I came
with my cousin, yeah."
244
00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,400
"I'm a virgin. I'm still a virgin."
245
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:51,840
"I'm a virgin. Yeah, I'm a virgin."
246
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,560
"I'm actually just waiting
for the right person.
247
00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,640
Maybe it could be you!" [laughs]
248
00:12:56,960 --> 00:13:00,040
"Yeah. Oh, thank you.
You like them? Thank you so much."
249
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:03,080
"Your penis is amazing.
It's really sublime."
250
00:13:09,680 --> 00:13:11,080
[man moans and shouts]
251
00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,040
[dominatrix] Is that hard enough?
252
00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,280
Oh, shit.
253
00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,320
[Aaron] It's actually alright,
here, innit?
254
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:23,640
That is quite hot.
255
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:27,040
-Yeah. Let's whip this off, shall we?
-No, don't.
256
00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:28,920
-I think I'm getting a cold.
-What?
257
00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:32,800
-Hey.
-Hiya.
258
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,880
-You're so beautiful.
-Oh, thanks.
259
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,600
No. Back where you came from.
260
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,240
My name's Penelope.
261
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:14,200
I'm Tracey. Boy Tracey.
262
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,400
-[Penelope] Who's the girl?
-[Boy Tracey] That's Tracey.
263
00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:21,000
She was supposed to see me here
with my penis, and my power,
264
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,320
-and see that I'm her ultimate man.
-I believe it.
265
00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,160
-I'm a raging bull.
-[growls]
266
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I'm fire and air.
267
00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:29,600
You are the ultimate raging bull.
268
00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:33,000
-Fire, air... All the elements.
-[laughs]
269
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,440
[Penelope] Let's do what we came for.
270
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,040
Stop. I've never ejaculated before.
271
00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:41,280
-What? Tell me that's a joke.
-It's certainly not.
272
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:42,320
I can...
273
00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,480
For ages, but when I feel like
I need to come, I just stop.
274
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,520
-You're gonna go away, now, aren't you?
-How can I make you relax?
275
00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,080
I have this game that I play
where I'm an ex-cop that turned bad
276
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,160
because a government official
shot my child
277
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,400
and I'm seeking vengeance.
278
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,000
And Girl Tracey plays
the government official that killed Jacob,
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00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,840
my son, and I shoot her.
Then, while she's unconscious,
280
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,440
she realises that she's in love with me,
281
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,800
even though I'm her cousin.
Even though I'm a cop.
282
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Even though I'm the bad...
[screaming] Cop! Oh, my God!
283
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,680
Oh, my God, Tracey! Look! Look!
284
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,200
[Penelope laughs]
285
00:15:16,720 --> 00:15:18,120
[Penelope and Boy Tracey moan]
286
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:19,600
[screams]
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00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:25,440
Okay, my disciples.
Who will give testimony, today?
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00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,840
You... You are always talking.
289
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,520
Brother Roy.
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00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,760
Hold on one moment.
Let me just find a page.
291
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:45,000
Ah. Jeremiah 23, verse 16.
292
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:49,160
"Do not listen to the words
of the prophets
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00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,920
who are prophesying to you.
294
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,320
They are leading you into futility.
295
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,120
They speak with a vision
of their own imagination
296
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,800
and not from the mouth of the Lord."
297
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,360
Uh... Okay. So, what God is saying, here,
298
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:11,000
is that the church, slash,
community hall is for everyone.
299
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,440
Jesus...
300
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:14,720
slash, God...
301
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:19,200
loves everyone... the same. Apparently.
302
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,520
Even Buddhists, homosexuals...
303
00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,120
graphic designers...
304
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:29,800
Turn to your life partner
and say I love you.
305
00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,440
[congregation] I love you.
306
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,720
[man grunts]
307
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,440
-Take it off.
-No.
308
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,280
Shall I rip it off? Is that what you want?
309
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,760
-Sit down, Aaron.
-Come on, Candice, I'm taking control.
310
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,440
Look, what do you want?
Because sometimes, like...
311
00:16:48,480 --> 00:16:51,320
-What do you want?
-[sighs] Aaron, I've put on weight, okay?
312
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,000
So you thought you'd wear your coat
for the rest of your life?
313
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:57,640
“You haven't put on weight, babe.
It's in your head.” That's all you'll say.
314
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,040
Well, maybe you have!
[stammering] Or maybe you haven't.
315
00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,680
All I know is you're gorgeous.
316
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:05,200
Yeah, in my face. But all the fat's
gone to the wrong places.
317
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:08,880
You expect a body like Kim K.
Instead, you get Pat Butcher.
318
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,360
[tuts] Pat Butcher, man!
319
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:13,920
[man groans]
320
00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,800
[phone rings]
321
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,640
Hello? Connor?
322
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:23,480
Connor?
323
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:25,640
Connor?
324
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:30,000
Connor, you are not bum-calling me.
Do not... Connor!
325
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:35,240
Fine, if you can't hear me, I'm gonna
tell you you're a prick. You are a prick.
326
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,480
You're a good-for-nothing,
no ambition, no deodorant,
327
00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:39,440
no nature, and your self
has rubbed off on me
328
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,640
and now nobody'll come near me
because I'm damaged goods,
329
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,600
so thanks for that.
Thanks to you, I can't even get
330
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:45,080
used and abused in a sex club, so...
331
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,800
[laughs]
332
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,080
I am worthy. It's just rules.
333
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:59,880
I can have sex with anyone. With everyone!
I've just gotta ask. This is great.
334
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,200
This is... No, it's not.
335
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:05,080
No, wake up. What are you talking about?
This is gross, this is disgusting,
336
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,800
I'd be a prostitute doing charity work.
I've gotta put a stop to this.
337
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,960
-I gotta put a stop to this.
-[man] Oh, yes!
338
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,800
[all sing]
♪ When peace like a river ♪
339
00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:17,400
-♪ Attendeth... ♪
-[inhales]
340
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,240
[singing quietens]
341
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:25,400
♪ ...When sorrows like sea billows roll ♪
342
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:32,320
I didn't want it before,
but now I need it. I'm so lonely!
343
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,560
[sobbing] Seeing this love,
I want this joy.
344
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,240
-Amen.
-[all] Amen.
345
00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,120
God will find you a husband,
you will find a husband.
346
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,960
-I will find a husband.
-Praise God.
347
00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,160
[all] Praise the Lord!
348
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,640
Repeat these words.
Jesus, I invite you to become
349
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,960
Lord of my life,
to reign in my heart forever.
350
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,160
Jesus, I invite you to become
the Lord of my life...
351
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,440
-To reign in my heart forever.
-To reign in my heart forever.
352
00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:59,600
To keep Joy Ministries up and running.
353
00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh, no, no, I'm shutting this down.
I mean, yeah, this thing is done.
354
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:04,840
[sobbing] Thank you!
355
00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,040
[moans]
356
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,160
Hey, hey, hey, come here.
357
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,920
Freeman's Catalogue,
do you want to have sex? Yeah?
358
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:19,280
Hey, hey. Hi. I think you're ugly
and pathetic. Do you wanna have sex?
359
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,160
-Yeah, I'm up for that.
-Excuse me!
360
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,920
Your mum's a dirty tramp.
Wanna have sex?
361
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:23,960
-[man] Yeah!
-Yeah?
362
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,480
Let's all have some sex, yeah? Yeah?
This is a fucking joke. Turn this off!
363
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:29,000
-[music quietens]
-I'm Tracey,
364
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,440
and I ain't having sex
with anyone here, okay?
365
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,560
Because for the first time
in my life, all I gotta do
366
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,960
is aim and click a finger,
and I can have anybody I want.
367
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:40,240
And I don't want to. You don't see me,
my charm, my personality,
368
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:41,520
how I look like Beyoncé...
369
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,640
from certain angles.
370
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:48,080
Look, you're beautiful people, okay?
I might wanna bang some of you.
371
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,760
I just wanna know who I'm banging,
know what I mean?
372
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,640
Sometimes, hey, I feel ugly.
Who feels ugly, too?
373
00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:56,000
-[crowd whoops]
-Yes, thank you. Yes.
374
00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,840
-I've gained a few pounds.
-What? Babe shut up, it's in your head.
375
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,080
You look amazing, great.
376
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:04,120
Come on. Let it out, guys. Let it go.
Who feels unwanted?
377
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,360
-[crowd] Yes!
-[Tracey] You feel unwanted? Yes!
378
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:08,520
Yes, brother. Yes, my sister. Yes.
379
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,560
I'm a virgin. Stand with me, huh?
380
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:13,600
Sometimes, I get vaginal thrush.
Who's with me? Thrush.
381
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,840
Who wants to have sex, now?
382
00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:26,680
I'm... head over heels in love
with a girl that happens to be my cousin.
383
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,280
-[crowd] Whoa.
-Shut up.
384
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,880
Right, sex ain't the only thing
that makes us feel good.
385
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,200
So let's go out on a different bang, then.
386
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,120
-[dance music plays]
-[Tracey] Yeah, volley-dildo!
387
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,760
Right! Go, go, go, go!
388
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,760
[players shout and cheer]
389
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,760
[Candice laughs]
390
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,760
Yes. I used to think
my life was a bit crappy
391
00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:10,520
because nobody wanted me,
but now I realise it could be worse.
392
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:11,760
Everybody could want me.
393
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,520
Oh, no. I feel like...
394
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,080
-Yeah?
-I'm gonna...
395
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,520
Come? [screaming] Come!
396
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,680
We've gotta get you
to the end of the rainbow.
397
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,880
No, I'm scared.
It's so hot. I need the cold,
398
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,040
I need the... I've gotta get out.
Let me out. Give it back.
399
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,480
-[screams]
-[Boy Tracey] I'm scared. I'm gonna come.
400
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,280
-Out of my way!
-[Tracey] Tracey...
401
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,160
-Tracey?
-[Boy Tracey] I'm gonna...
402
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,840
-[players scream]
-[screaming] Tracey!
403
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:38,520
Tracey, what are you doing?
You can't swim.
404
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,080
Tracey! I'm really scared.
Something's happening.
405
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:42,520
-What's wrong with you?
-Something's...
406
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,280
[Tracey] What's happening? What's wrong?
407
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,280
-Is that my come?
-Yep.
408
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,800
Yep.
409
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,000
[slow soul music plays]
410
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,720
[phone rings]
411
00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:08,400
Hi, mummy. Everything is fine.
I'm being good. I actually am.
412
00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,840
I know you're lying, but it's okay.
413
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,080
Mummy, are you okay?
414
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,560
[Joy] I told you to do like me.I was wrong.
415
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:19,400
If you do like me, you will reach
the end of your days with nothing.
416
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,200
Anyway, my dear, see you
whenever you're home.
417
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:28,440
Hmm.
418
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:33,880
I think I need more time away from you.
419
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:37,200
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Absolutely. Absolutely.
420
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:54,600
[Roy sobs]
421
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,240
[theme music plays]
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