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When you fall to the bottom,
you realize who your true friends are.
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-Return to Jesus and you can return here.
-[Tracy] Are you going to throw my stuff?
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Yeah, I don't need it.
I've got all I need.
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You've kicked me out of my house,
I don't like you any more.
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It's all right.
I'm just going across the square.
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I'll just pop back
if I need anything, innit?
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I love you.
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I love it here.
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Love you too.
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-Four a.m. though.
-Yeah.
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♪ Life ain't so great, yeah,They'll be dots in the mud ♪
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♪ And life ain't HollywoodFor any one of us ♪
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♪ If ever you're in doubt ♪
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♪ Just get your wings out ♪
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♪ Go on, darling, get your rhythm on ♪
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♪ Somewhere else ♪
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Friends ain't your friends 'cause
they think you're a dealer of cocaine.
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Pleasure doing business with you.
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Or they want a three-way because
you're Lupita, Queen of the Darkies,
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getting loved up by some
white chocolate God.
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Not so pure now, am I?
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And he ain't a white chocolate God.
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He's more a white chocolate,
unemployed child.
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Yeah, he is the Milky Bar Kid.
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No, my friends chose me
because I am amazing.
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Oh, your family don't choose ya.
Oh, no.
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My sister is marrying my gay ex-boyfriend.
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I did say we were going
to be more than friends.
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Talk to her? I tried.
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He's gay.
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He's gay. He's gay.
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Mummy, can you close the blinds
please? Thank you.
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Cynthia? He's gay.
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He's gay.
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Not even a hen night invitation.
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[party hooter]
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But who wants to go a kiddie
restaurant with Cynthia anyway?
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Me.
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Because I got a thing or two
planned, you get me?
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So here I am. BO in this armpit,
a bloody period in my knickers,
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and a best friend
who loves having me here.
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Tracey, when you moving in with me?
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I told you, I have to live
with mixed-race people
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first before I make the full transition.
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I've never lived with white people before.
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Right...
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-I've never heard nothing like that.
-It's a black thing.
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Yo, are you the guy? For the job?
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Erm, what?
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I'm supposed to be talking
to someone.
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Oh, Connor Jones.
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Jethro, store manager.
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Yeah.
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I thought you'd be older.
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It says on your CV
you were previously a pilot?
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My mum done it.
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She going to throw me out
if I don't get a job.
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I reckon she made up some shit.
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Ah.
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Look, it's simple
and it's foolproof.
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I follow through this, I will prove
to Cynthia that Ronald is gay.
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So this is what?
Some private investigator shit?
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Cynthia finds out he's gay...
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Some people can't handle
the truth, you know?
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-I'm going shops, babe, want anything?
-Get tampons.
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I use pads actually, tampons
are for whores. Thank you, Aaron.
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Cynthia needs to know Ronald's gay,
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so we get Ronald to say he's gay,
and, this is crucial,
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we record it.
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The recording is sent to me
when I'm at the hen night...
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You're not invited.
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Yeah, I know.
Do you have a fuck I can borrow?
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'Cause I've ran out of fucks to give.
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I'll speaker phone that shit
to her live and direct,
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Ronald saying something like
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"Mmm, I love balls,"
or "Ugh, the vagina."
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It'll be glorious, she'll
have no choice but to believe.
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-Who's going to record it?
-Yeah, erm...
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-Someone who might be called Aaron.
-What?
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-Yeah, I need to borrow your boyfriend.
-No!
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No, no, no. He's my friend as well.
Ain't you my friend, Aaron?
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Aaron, please. Please, please. Look,
all you've got to do is look nice,
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go there, sweeten him up, he will
take the bait, classic honey trap.
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Tracey, how you going to pimp
out my man? Aaron--
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Candice, just be quiet
and lemme think, man.
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I'm honored to help save a woman
from 50 years of a marriage
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-of deceit and confusion.
-But what da rass?
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-Thank you, homie.
-I'm happy to help, yeah?
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Eckhart Tolle says--
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No, no, don't go quoting
dead people's abstract shit.
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Just do what I told you to do, yeah?
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Oh, and if you're going shop, floss
and red top milk, not green, OK?
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At least tidy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I will wear these, thank you.
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All right, see you.
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So what do you think is the most
important thing about customer service?
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Being friendly, innit?
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What is "friendly"?
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Someone's open and accepts you.
Challenges you and that.
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Like my girl.
She does those things.
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Yeah, but in terms of customer serv--
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Hold on, bruvva, let me finish.
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You can't have too many friends.
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If you've got just one diamond...
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You fu-- You treasure that thing,
yeah, for everything it's worth.
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You know some big words.
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I know 'em but I don't use really 'em.
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'Cause the brain might enjoy
breaking 'em down and that but...
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The heart,
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the heart ain't concerned.
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The heart just wants to know
it's safe.
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It's door is narrow, innit?
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So a tiny little word don't need
to fight its way in.
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One sec.
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So wh--
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So when can you start?
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Are you serious?
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Yeah.
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Fuck!
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[men chanting] drink, drink,
drink, drink!
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I love my hen party!
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Mum said commercial
food chains were satanic.
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Fast food became Cynthia's
forbidden fruit.
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And then so this, like,
chicken nugget hen night shit
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actually does make some sense.
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Hi.
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You lot are mental! That was brutal.
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Brutal!
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Can I get another round of Tangos,
please? Thanks.
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I'll get these. Stag night, yeah?
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Congratulations on the life sentence.
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Ha, thanks.
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She a... she a no-show?
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He, yeah.
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Why don't you go home instead
of drinking yourself to paralysis?
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Firstly, I'm teetotal,
but that's beside the point.
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I'm here 'cause life is a dancer,
and I'm the dance, I guess.
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Eckhart Tolle.
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You know about Tolle?
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Yeah, that's from the second one.
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A New...
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[both] Earth, yeah.
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Come on, Ron!
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We're playing games later, if you...
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I might, yeah.
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Are you still with the Lord? I heard you
backslid and fell into pregnancy?
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And then into prostitution.
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Are you aware that you have
a demonic spirit?
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Are you aware that on Thursdays
your mum sucks my dick?
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Magdalene, who are you talking to?
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You know how you can, like, block out
negative people from Twitter?
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Cynthia can do exactly
that with her brain.
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It's like self-hypnosis,
Derren Brown stuff.
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Nah, it's true.
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How about that?
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Yeah, well. If I throw this in your
face you're going to, what?
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Look right through me with chips
in your eye? Huh?
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-It's such a shame Tracey couldn't come
-Mmm.
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I can be there for her but
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her trying to end my marriage
before it's even begun
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that kind of jealousy is best
kept at a distance.
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Prostitutes are generally
best kept at a distance.
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Ronald is not gay.
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[both grunting]
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[Ronald moans]
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Oh, man.
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Oi, don't be a sore loser.
Control that pain-body.
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You're right. But...
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One more round!
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I think you better save all that energy
for the honeymoon, Ron.
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Ha, good one, Peter.
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Come on, lads.
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How about you and me
grab another somewhere else?
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Nah, you're all right.
Hope you find some mates.
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Oh, Peter, I think I've left my mobile
in your car again.
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Seriously, that prat?
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Cynthia, he's gay.
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Cynthia!
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[cell phone ringing]
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Yes! I've done it.
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We could have some more
ice cream at some point?
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Oh, someone's phone.
Someone's phone.
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What is it going to take for you
to hear me!
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[child giggles]
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Oh, is it?
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Eat your fucking nuggets.
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I'm sorry, I'm on my period.
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I bought him drinks.
I let him beat me in blackjack.
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-I made him laugh.
-Right.
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But you know
when you actually get on?
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I was charming, so charming!
Why did it not work?
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It did work, you got the Vine.
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No, but how could
he go for the other guy?
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I don't get it.
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I need to think.
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[Tracey snoring]
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[snoring continues]
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Jesus!
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What did you guys get up
to last night, Candice?
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Oh.
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I told you, I wanted pads.
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[exhales]
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-Er, it's not going in.
-Lie on your back
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and pretend it's your man's dick, Trace.
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Just spit on it
and shove it in like a dick.
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[gasps]
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No! No! It's not going in!
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Like it's your man, Trace.
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[moaning]
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Jay Z, stop it!
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[Tracey giggles]
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Oh, Jay Z, oh!
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[groans]
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That's it, Jay Z, ah!
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[chuckles]
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It's in!
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-Thanks for that.
-You can change the sheets now.
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Candice,
doesn't... um... the help do that?
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Who's the help?
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Esther...
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Babe, promise me you won't still be upset
at the ceremony.
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I'm not upset, I'm just confused.
I look my best and I get blown off.
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-It's affecting, man.
-Or maybe there's something
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-you're not telling me.
-I'm not gay.
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Rejection doesn't have a gender,
it's just rejection, innit?
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Look, all I want to know
is the truth, I don't care what it is.
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If you're gay, I'm willing to make
space for that, you get me?
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It's just a bit loud, can you...
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you know...
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Esther! The battery is dead on this again.
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Have you hand washed
my knickers yet?
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Oh, no. She can't put them in the washing
machine because they get bobbles.
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-Cand?
-Tracey, I love you. We love you.
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But you're driving everyone crazy,
man! You can't stay here.
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Can you at least borrow me a pair
of knickers that are not from Primark?
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You're not going to make Cynthia
happy, because you know--
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I know relationships are bumpy.
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Like the rolls on Oompa-Loompa
here's stomach.
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Oh, my God.
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He doesn't understand a word. Greek.
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-You know what?
-How about I tell you what I know,
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point by point?
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Point A...
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You told me to stay away from you.
I stayed away.
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So you inviting yourself into my house
on my wedding day is intriguing.
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-Get over yourself, yeah?
-Point B...
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You have lips the size of a boat.
Two boats that crashed into each other,
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killing everyone.
250
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,240
Eh... You know what? I tried.
251
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,440
Point C...
252
00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:25,640
You're obsessed with my love life because
you can't face the mess of your own!
253
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,720
That...
254
00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:31,400
That is... You don't know
anything about...
255
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,600
Oh...
256
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,320
That one pinch?
257
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:40,360
You picked the first imbecile
that blinked at you
258
00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,280
because you're desperate,
pitiful and lost.
259
00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,640
He's the very definition of a waste man.
260
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:47,360
You'll be the first waste woman!
261
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,000
See you at the wedding!
262
00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:57,040
-Sorry I didn't go back.
-That's all right.
263
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,440
-I know you would if you could.
-Yeah.
264
00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,560
I'm really proud.
Mandy must be well happy.
265
00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:03,880
She cried.
266
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,840
Then bought half IKEA.
267
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,480
Can...can we talk?
268
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,520
Fuck, I love this girl.
269
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:20,040
Before you say anything,
I've seen the bags...
270
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,200
I've already cut you a key.
271
00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,480
And I got you these, panty liners.
272
00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,480
For your, eh...
273
00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,920
The keys are in there.
274
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,600
Come here!
275
00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,760
This is just the start!
276
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:44,120
I don't think I love you.
277
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,160
[children playing outside]
278
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:49,800
Did...did you hear me?
279
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:55,000
I just need a couple of minutes to,
uh...
280
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:01,280
I-I don't understand.
Are you going to go or am I?
281
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,560
Well, yeah. It's, er...
282
00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,280
It's your house, so...
283
00:15:05,640 --> 00:15:06,720
I'll go.
284
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:14,520
Sorry.
285
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,960
I've had problems with this
in the past, though...
286
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:20,320
-Can I just confirm...
-I get it.
287
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:22,840
You're leaving me, I know.
288
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,680
OK. That's great.
289
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,400
I've got nothing to say. Sorry.
290
00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,800
[store music playing]
291
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,280
Ah.
292
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,160
Connor?
293
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,120
This isn't exactly store policy.
294
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,400
I think, maybe you should go home.
295
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,960
[indistinct chatter]
296
00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:18,880
I said a gazelle!
297
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,400
Got to be delicate
like a graceful swan.
298
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,600
I don't want hard hands
or hefty hands.
299
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960
[screams]
300
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,920
He's gay! He's gay!
301
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,920
He's gay. He's gay! He's gay!
302
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,720
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
303
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,560
[dog barks]
304
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,640
Be very careful what you say.
305
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:43,040
Our cycles are synchronised.
I know that you are on your period.
306
00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,160
I am, too.
307
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:48,080
But that is no excuse
to permanently break family ties,
308
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,360
because once the blood runs dry...
309
00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:54,480
Those ties cannot be unbroken.
310
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,520
-Yeah?
-You're on your period, too?
311
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,320
-The honeymoon...
-Mmm.
312
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,560
Well, I guess it gives him
the perfect cover-up to stick it
313
00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:03,240
-in your bum tonight, then?
-OK, yeah...
314
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,760
Get out of my limousine!
315
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,280
-Get out of my limousine!
-It is not a limousine!
316
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,080
It's a white car.
They're different things.
317
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,600
-It is a tiny white car!
-This is my white car! My car!
318
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,520
-What? Say something?
-Ignore her. Don't let her...
319
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,320
Say something!
320
00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:22,320
It's my special limousine
ride on my special day,
321
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,360
and nobody can spoil it.
Yay, we're having fun and smiling...
322
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,360
Driver, stop. I said stop! We're here!
323
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:29,880
[sighs]
324
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,760
What are you playing at?
It's almost 12.
325
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,240
Now you're earning, do you want
to go halvsies on a cabinet?
326
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,200
Connor, if you're going to be late
for work, you should call 'em.
327
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,760
The only company I'm currently
employed by is loneliness.
328
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,480
Right. Sacked.
329
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:52,720
You're a prison sentence!
You're a thorn in my side!
330
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,360
In my back! Everywhere!
331
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:57,880
You're fucking acupuncture!
332
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,320
You've never even met your dad,
how did you become him?
333
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,160
[gospel music playing]
334
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:14,800
Why didn't he fancy me?
I just don't get it.
335
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,240
Oh, my days, babe. It's calm.
336
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,600
You're the only one who cares.
337
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,440
I give up. I'm just going to let this
be the worst day of my life so far.
338
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:31,560
Get out of my way and let me
be seen for once.
339
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,840
Get out of my way.
Get out of my way.
340
00:18:33,920 --> 00:18:35,160
[wedding march plays]
341
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,200
She said there'd be free food, man.
342
00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,880
That's the only reason I came.
343
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,240
-Shut up, Candice!
-Who's she telling to shut up?
344
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,280
-She needs a kick in the gut.
-Can you imagine...
345
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,920
Er, vows.
346
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,480
Glory to God in the highest, peace
to his people on earth, hallelujah!
347
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:10,560
[all] Hallelujah.
348
00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:13,440
Say a few words
for your apparent wife.
349
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,640
Oh, erm...
350
00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,760
[clears throat]
351
00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,920
I fell in love the moment you saw me...
352
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,080
[background choir singing]
353
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:27,960
...for who I was...
354
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,600
And when you fall in love, you...
355
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,760
lose control of who you
want to be...
356
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:38,000
and what you want to be seen as.
357
00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,240
But you reminded me that
358
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:41,840
whenever you interact with people...
359
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:45,320
-Hold up a minute...
-Don't be there primarily as a function
360
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,440
-or a role...
-He's talking like Tolle...
361
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,160
It is the field of conscious
presence.
362
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:52,760
Let's wire down. Get the fuck out.
363
00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:55,160
You can only lose something
that you have...
364
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,040
But you cannot lose
something that you are.
365
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
I'm gay.
366
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,040
Oh, my God.
367
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,120
I...
368
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,560
am a gay man.
369
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:15,200
Oh, my God.
370
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,400
Cynthia...
371
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,480
[muffled whining]
372
00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,880
This is me.
373
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,040
That... is the nicest thing
he's ever said.
374
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,800
[shrieking]
375
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,480
It's OK. It's OK.
376
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,080
You...
377
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,880
[screaming]
378
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,840
I can't even do that right!
379
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,560
[sobbing]
380
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:47,000
You, hubby...
Yes. I am not my sister, OK?
381
00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,040
I will be the ruination
of your entire life.
382
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:55,640
Mummy, I'm all of a sudden really
hungry. I need to eat something.
383
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,200
That's what you've done.
384
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:04,600
I don't, um, know how... you feel,
but...
385
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,280
-I know how I do.
-Oh, it's made my day, that.
386
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,840
He's not gay!
387
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,720
Oh. Right.
388
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:12,840
[wedding music plays]
389
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:19,120
Right.
390
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:21,160
It's fine.
391
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,640
[Ronald screams]
392
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,960
Do you want a Fruit Pastille?
393
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,480
-What flavor?
-It's purple.
394
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,240
It's the only one I don't eat, sorry.
395
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,640
-Is it?
-Yeah.
396
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:38,800
It's the only one I like.
397
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:40,600
Who only likes
purple Fruit Pastille?
398
00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:42,160
-Who only hates 'em?
-True.
399
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:44,480
Probably loads of people,
they just don't come forward.
400
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,320
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
401
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,280
-You ever been to Mudchute Farm?
-No.
402
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,080
-I'll take you.
-Oh, yeah?
403
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,960
You coming or what?
404
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,200
Where are we going?
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