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♪ Life ain't so great, yeah There'll be dots in the mud ♪

♪ And life ain't honey For any one of us ♪

♪ If ever you're in doubt Just get your wings out ♪

♪ It's all right, darling Get your wriggle on ♪

♪ Somewhere ♪

Heavenly Father, thank you for saving us

by the blood of the Lamb, your son, Jesus Christ.

Without you we are nothing but sinners.

Thank you for unity, yes, Lord.

Thank you, Jesus.

My mum was going to call me Alyssa which means "sweet angel" in Indian,

but when I come out, she looked at me and she called me Tracey.

"Tracey"...

I mean, sounds like I eat bacon sarnies or have sex at the back of the bus,

I don't eat pork, man,

and I don't even want to have sex with my boyfriend in a bedroom.

Excuse me, I'm... I'm trying to pray with my life partner, so...

...For keeping Tracey and I united in six years of courtship.

For preserving our virginity thus far...

-Yes, Lord. -[Ron moans]

Yes, Lord.

Oh, Ron!

-Yeah. -Oh, wow!

For preserving our virginity thus far.

Your word says a whore is a deep ditch and a strange woman is a narrow pit...

-[moans] -...to stay virginal

till marriage and we will wait

until we die if it brings you glory.

Amen.

Amen!

-Tracey? -[both moaning]

Amen.

-Tired already. -Its only gone 12.

Probably going to have a nap now,

[sighs] You always nap when I'm here.

Yeah. I told you it's because of my, um, my, uh...

-Your anemia, yeah. -Mmm.

I just really like spending time with you.

-Hey, chin up! -[Tracey chuckles]

-Where's the chin? -Here's the chin.

-There's the chin. Good. -There it is.

-Don't be desperate. -No, don't be desperate, sorry.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Sometimes he just lets me stay and watch him sleep.

I could never let him do that, 'cause when I sleep I get wet dreams.

I'll just be having a normal kind of sexy dream.

Oh, Jay Z, don't you dare!

It gets too intense. And then...

I squirt blood, out my nostrils.

Fuck you! Fuck your mums!

[man] Man's soul is void, like the universe got...

-Ah! -What is he doing?

-The universe... -Who are you talking to?

Wow!

-Nah, I'm, uh... -[cellphone rings]

I'm writing my poetry. What the fuck, man?

Listen, delete me from your contact.

Delete me from your contact. Mum!

-You got a shift in the shop, yeah? -Yeah, yeah. Later.

Yeah, I've seen you with the hat.

You sort of look like a maid,

like a modern, liberated slave sort of thing.

No, that doesn't...

Um... when you wear the hat...

I like... you're not my maid, you're not a maid...

-I like you. -[chuckles]

I like the shop hat...

Ugh.

-Wh-what are you doing? -Letting you in.

Um, cool. Cool. Excuse me.

[door squeaks]

Go on then.

-[door squeaks] -[fading footsteps]

You hearing me?

Listen, mate. You're definitely missing my party to break your hymen.

It's just dinner with Ronald.

-You have a party every week. -I ain't even upset, I'm proud.

It's time.

Candice, I'm 24, I'm a virgin, yes,

that doesn't mean I have to want to have sex with my boyfriend, yeah?

You don't have to, you can bang someone on Tinder, it's free!

Set the thing to find someone in your borough and walk.

A Tinder bang isn't even bus fare, bruv!

Candice is like the buffest girl I've ever seen on the whole of my estate,

but she's got learning difficulties so it sort of balances it out,

so like, I can be best friends with her, and I'm not jealous or anything.

You know if you leave it too long,

it'll tear when he enters you, you'll need stitches.

Well, thank God for the NHS, then, innit?

Babe, let me give you a makeover, you won't get the D looking like that.

Candice, I don't want the D or one of your makeovers.

All right, as long as you aren't lying to yourself.

Sex is overrated anyway.

Yeah, it's good when it's good, but it's never...

exciting, like it's never a thrill...

Is it, um, Aaron?

He's very, you know, he's very...

-[bed squeaking] -[moans]

-I love you. -I love you too.

-You are an emblem of the sun. -Emblem of the sun, yeah, I know.

You're my feeling of conscious presence.

-I want him to have a firmer hand... -'Course, man.

-I want him to hold me down. -He's got to be there for you, man.

With his hands, like tighter, and strangle me, like bare tight,

until I almost die but I don't... I just do a big cum. You know?

Fuck 50 Shades Of Grey! That's some vanilla shit!

I'm talking raw BDSM. Bondage, discipline, wanking, spanking...

Oh, yeah. I feel uncomfortable so...

-Trace? -No.

[scoffs]

What are you doing? This is my room, sis.

Thought you might want a shot at taking the title.

Oh.

-Where's Mum? -Evangelizing at the community hall.

My dear, your vagina is holy.

[Tracey's mom] I will command Satan to leave your nether regions today.

Fire, hallelujah, be gone.

Apparently, there's a hedonism-inspired plot for a party tonight.

-Here on the estate. -No, I think it's just Candice.

The devil'll be prowling round her flat like a lion on a low-carb diet,

so probably better that we stay here till tomorrow.

-Yeah. -Cynthia?

-Mm? -What do you want, uh, from life?

Nothing.

I mean nothing else, just this.

No, come on, I mean, like in 20 years' time, marriage,

got kids, something, something else?

I see... the three of us at the table

like every other day, except we're really old...

Oh, and Mum... is, like...

-really, really old. -Oh, is she?

There's a bunch of bloody tissues near your bed,

do you want my period pad? I don't mind sharing.

-[Ron moans] Oh! -Jay-Z!

I'm definitely going to bang Ronald.

Tonight.

[Candice] Ronald is going to bang you before starters.

Just remember all the shit I told you and you'll be fine.

[Tracey] I don't know why I lied to myself, I want it, I want it.

All right, I think I'm done.

-I thought she was your friend? -She is. Nan!

[Tracey] OK, let me see, let me see, let me see.

I love it.

-It's like Beyonce. -Is it?

My God, I'm nervous.

Start with the right levels of eye contact and the rest'll be easy.

-Yeah. -It's the difference between this...

and this.

-Wow! -It's the come-to-bed face.

-Right. -Neutral face.

[Candice] Come-to-bed face.

Uh, OK, a little bit less.

-I feel sick. -OK, OK,

um, you remember how to go in for the kiss, yeah?

No! No, Tracey. Keep it light, keep it light, man!

You've got to make him think he's in control.

-Yeah. -And when he gives in to you,

just sit on his face.

-Uh, what? -Just sit on his face.

Just perch on it, love.

Sit your bare pussy on his face.

If he doesn't open his mouth, just hold his nose.

Like in the first aid.

-Thank you. Thank you. -Oh, Tracey!

Come on, be confident.

You're like fine wine.

What's between your legs has been fermenting there for 24 years!

You're an asset.

Oh, thank you, Esther, that means a lot, you know.

-I feel a bit... like Oprah. -[Candice] Oh!

[sighs]

Candice, if you want Aaron to hurt you, you just need to make him angry.

-Oh, I don't know about-- -Have you tried laughing at him?

Ronald always gets angry when I laugh at him.

-I'll think about it. -Yeah, thanks for this.

I love you!

Look, I throb so hard it's like my vagina's got epilepsy,

-so I really appreciate this. -[Candice's Grand mom] Go, go, go!

And remember if all else fails, get your tits out.

[sighs]

[Ron sighs]

-You good? -Yeah... yeah.

[elevator beeps]

Where's your hat?

It's, um, in my house.

OK.

OK.

Oh, fuck, mate, you all right? Your nose is bleeding.

No, it's not, you idiot.

Hi!

[Tracey chuckles]

[Tracey chuckles]

Mm!

Oh!

-[plate clings] -[chopsticks fall on the ground]

Look, I've to go to the toilet,

but I'm scared you're going to try and watch me walk as I leave...

It's the least of your worries.

Ron, you are terrible.

I'm going.

-Oh! -[woman screams]

-Sorry! -What are you doing?

[shushes]

I like your...

Um, can I get the bill? Thank you.

Oh, shit, this feels good!

[moans]

-Pull it. -What?

Nothing.

I love you, I'm not going to hurt you.

Dig your nails into my bum.

-What? -Nothing.

-[Candice] Go on, slap it. -Oh, yeah!

[Aaron moans]

Is something wrong?

No, it's cute, babe, you make sex moans like a girl.

-[Candice laughs] -What?

You look different.

I-- I had a makeover.

-You're fine the way you are. -Really?

-How do you mean? -Now you look worse.

I think about you a lot, you know, Ron...

sometimes I'm like, "Argh, what can I do to get Ronald off my mind?"

You could study, you could get a qualification?

-Yeah. -Sign up for Bible study.

Actually, you'd be better off enrolling in Soldier of Christ Boot Camp.

It's designed for people who struggle with literacy.

It's got your name all over it. [smirks]

Ron, you're like a brick wall!

If by brick, you mean impenetrable

like Jesus, the epic superhero of salvation, then, yeah.

-[sighs] Where is that prayer guide? -I don't know.

The man who wrote it is doing this amazing retreat.

It's all about really listening to Jesus.

It's a bit pricey, but they do have discounts for, you know, the poor.

Yeah...

Oh, no, we're Christian.

We're going to get married anyway, so you might as well just show me now

that you want me, OK? Just rub your private parts

on my private parts, OK, nobody has to know.

God won't even care, OK, it's just a little thing, OK?

I'm going to give you one tiny kiss, if we can just have one little kiss.

I'm coming towards you, OK, I just want one kiss, OK, please.

Ow, man!

[crying] Sorry.

This thing that you want, I don't want it, I would never want to do that to you...

Don't make me sound like no pedophile, it's not disgusting, it's normal.

What, it's normal to get a rope, or a belt...

Tie up, spank, whip, suffocate, scratch, all of that shit, yeah...

Aaron, what are you going apeshit for? The violence is not without my consent.

I don't think we're going to come to an agreement on this, babe.

-[girl] Party, party! -Candice, open up.

Come on, man!

-Oh, shit! -Oh, God, the party's started.

[cries and blows nose]

-What's happened to you? Who are you? -I know it's bad.

Yesterday you were normal, but today you're Barbie.

If Barbie rolled around in the mud and turned into a Negro.

Look, I know, OK, I'm just scared, Ron.

We've been going out since I was 17 and we haven't done anything,

I don't think it's normal.

I haven't kissed you, I haven't held you, I haven't sat on your face.

Why would you sit on my face?

I'm not sure.

Mate! I can practically smell the sin oozing out of you.

Yeah, it's probably my perfume.

There I was, trying to raise you out of poverty.

-Boy, was I wrong! -Where you going?

To have you arrested for sexual assault.

No, no, no, it was Esther, I didn't know that's what it was.

To think I was actually going to take you as a wife.

Oh, for my foolishness, God strike me down now!

-[thud] -[screams]

Ron. Ron, are you OK? Can you hear me?

[Ron breathes heavily] What have you done? You're poison.

Get your nasty hands away from me. Stay away.

OK.

[Ron] Where are you going? Get back here now!

Yeah, can I have ambulance, please, to Knowlson Street.

-Go away! -Yeah, near the police station.

Someone got knocked down by a car.

Come back.

No, no, I thought I knew him,

but he's definitely not who I thought he was.

[Ron] Get back here.

Oh, yeah, he's definitely still alive. Thanks.

[laughing] Oh,oh, you're here.

Right, listen...

Man's soul is void, like the universe got boyd, hold up, my hearts destroyed.

-It's some heavy stuff. -It's just rubbish.

Ain't ready, ain't ready.

[sighs]

-[door opens] -You're back where you belong.

Let's grow old and play Ludo forever.

-Let me breathe. -Is it an asthma attack?

Let's stay here and pray. Where are you going?

It's not safe out there, the devil is prowling. It's Prowling!

[indistinct chatter and cheering]

You all right? Cand said you were trying for the big one.

I don't really want to talk. Aaron, he threw me out.

He was so disgusted by me he threw me out the house.

He fucking what...?

Look, I know sexual harassment is illegal, but it came from my heart.

If he makes me feel like a freak for expressing myself,

or like what I want to do is so wrong, then...

Yeah, but obviously, if it's like violent painful stuff...

I don't care if I'm asking you to slap me round the face, you should be happy.

I express what I want, and he goes apeshit?

-He obviously don't love me. -I do love her. 'Course I do.

-With all my heart. I've... Oh, man. -Where are you going?

-What the fuck, man? -What, I'm trying...

I want to try anything that makes you happy, man, why're you vexed?

This is for when I'm wet, Aaron, when I'm wet.

Oh, right, I was just so geared up.

Ah, baby, come in.

Slow steps, yeah? We'll start off with just a scratch.

Yeah, I like that.

Do you want to take it a little deeper? In the bedroom?

Come here, man.

Please protect me as I step into this flat, sublet by Satan.

Give me the power to save Tracey from his worshipers.

Amen.

Sorry, I thought it was empty, uh, sorry.

I'm Connor. You look nice.

Sit down if you want.

[door closes]

-You all right? -Yeah, um, like, I don't know.

My boyfriend broke up with me and then he died,

but I saw an ambulance on the way so he's probably not dead. I just...

-[books fall with a thud] -[Tracey moans]

[both moan]

-Oh, my God! I'm going to take this off. -OK, you're taking it off.

-Oh, are you all right? -Oh, yeah, yeah, no, it's fine.

It's because I really like you. I get nosebleeds.

-[Connor] Ah! -It's fine.

-Yeah, yeah, get it off. -Yeah?

Yeah...

Very good. OK.

-OK. -Oh!

OK. Yes. More of that, please.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

-Shake them. -[Connor] Ah!

Oh, my God, that feels nice.

-[Connor] Oh! -[Tracey moans] So great!

Oh, come on.

Man's soul is a void, like the universe got boyd.

Yeah, got boyd. Got boyd!

Oh, wait, wait.

Oh!

[Connor laughs]

Oh, God!

Ah, it's brilliant...!

Oh!

Sorry, I've just always wanted to do that.

Yeah? Oh!

[indistinct audio]

OK. Almost there...

Done!

I don't remember if I was supposed to wear clothes for this bit or not.

Was it? No, it's too late.

[Connor in a muffled voice] What are you doing?

-I don't know. I don't know. -What?

-Did you hear that? -No...

-Did you like that? -Uh, no, not really.

-Yeah, me neither. Yeah. -Come here.

My face is not to be sat on.