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15 years, two judges - you
and me, Gregg,
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over 300 celebrities and literally
thousands of plates of food.
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Some of them have been great.
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I love it.
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Some of them - not so great.
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Oh, God.
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We've trawled our vaults to bring
some of our favourite moments
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from the past.
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Picked some of our most
memorable challenges
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to share with everybody in full.
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SCREAMING
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It's all here,
the kitchen meltdowns...
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CLATTERING
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...the chaos...
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Come on!
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...the singing, the dancing...
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...and of course,
the food disasters...
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Whoa!
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...and the triumphs.
Delicious.
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HE SCREAMS AND LAUGHS
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Sharpen the knives...
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...light the stoves...
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...it's 15 years
of Celebrity MasterChef.
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Come o-o-on!
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Cooking doesn't get funnier
than this.
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In tonight's show,
we go back to basics, Gregg.
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CLATTERING
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Do first impressions really count...
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...as celebrities get their first
taste of the MasterChef kitchen?
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That piece of protein is
crocodile. ls it?
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There's an alien on my kitchen.
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SHE LAUGHS
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GREGG: We look back at some of
the best...
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That is one of the most impressive
mystery box rounds I've seen.
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...and the worst food from the early
Celebrity MasterChef round.
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And we'll be revisiting a classic
MasterChef challenge from 2008.
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Get ready to be blown away.
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EXPLOSION
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15 years.
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That's a lot of wine under
the bridge, in't it, john?
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I'll tell you what, it's been a lot
of food under the belt.
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Seriously, though, I absolutely
love Celebrity MasterChef,
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and it never fails to entertain.
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Surprise after surprise, triumph
after triumph.
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I've had some fantastic times
doing Celebrity MasterChef,
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met some amazing people.
john, do you know what?
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It's been a proper
giggle from beginning to end.
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APPLAUSE
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HE WHOOPS
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Over the years, we've found some
outstanding cooks...
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It's quite nice to be first!
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It's just mad! It's M for mad.
The whole thing's been mad.
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"From our first-ever winner,
Matt Dawson, to our most recent,
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Riyadh Khalaf.
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Back in 2006, when we first
opened our kitchen doors
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to celebrities, we really didn't
know what to expect, did we?
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We didn't care about their musical
hits,
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their sporting medals,
or acting achievements.
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It was only about one thing.
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Could they cook?
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They walk in the kitchen for
the very first time.
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They put their aprons on.
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Do it to the side, so you can see
it.
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Oh, it's
very glamorous, that way, isn't it?
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Why didn't I think of it?
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That's when the penny drops.
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Oh.
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Well, you say that, john,
but it didn't for
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music legend jimmy Osmond.
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Now that I know I'm cooking
today, I'm a bit nervous.
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I thought I was just saying
"hi" to everyone.
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Now, at the beginning, we like to
keep it basic.
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The first test is always
daunting for them.
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They're never told in advance
what they'll have to do,
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and they're always nervous.
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We just want to get a basic
idea of how much they know
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and what they can cook,
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which is why we set them
an invention test or a mystery box.
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Oh.
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I don't know what that is.
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I honestly love the look on their
faces when they lift the lid.
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I've gone completely blank.
It's really frightening. I've...
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No.
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In fact, we'll be really scared if
you do.
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You'll have just 50 minutes to
cook for us
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one plate of food.
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He who dares, wins.
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Whoa, to be honest,
I'll be happy if I can eat it.
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Good luck. Let's cook.
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Let's cook. Let's cook.
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Let's cook. Let's cook.
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Seeing the celebrities cook
for the very first time gives
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you and I a really good idea of how
good they really are or actually
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how little they know.
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I've never made placenta before.
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Shappi, just so that you know, this
stuff is not called placenta.
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It's called polenta.
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SHE LAUGHS
OK?
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It always worries me when you
realise that some of them
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don't have the foggiest.
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I have no idea what that is. Right.
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I have no idea what that is.
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So, what are you going to do for us?
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I'm going to do a mash and I'm going
to do the duck with some seasoning.
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That's one plate. No, no.
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The mash will be a dish on its own.
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Have you decided what it is you're
going to make for us?
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That chicken you're cooking with,
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would it be underneath the duck
breast you've been slicing?
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And some just get themselves
in a right old mess.
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How have you managed to get a piece
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of herb under your glasses like
that?
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Can you show that...?
How did you manage that?
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Do you cook at home?
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Do you have a style, Sue?
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Sue a la mode.
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You don't plan that much?
It's what's there or...?
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Why don't you remove that bit of...?
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We aren't looking for fine dining or
perfect presentation.
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We just want to see if they have
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basic understanding of
ingredients...
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...and equipment.
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Oh! It's a pestle and mortar,
isn't it?
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That's a good start.
LAUGHTER
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Smashing it!
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Arlene? What's that, look?
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0h!
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JOHN COUGHS
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SCREAMING
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I love food.
SCREAMING
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And, uh... Gregg! What?
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Get out of my kitchen!
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I didn't do that.
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Right, we'll start again.
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Not setting the kitchen on fire is
a major plus.
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We know it's daunting. No!
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But they can't afford to let
their nerves take over!
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Craig, have you managed
to calm your nerves
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because you were actually
physically shaking?
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L'm going to Cry-
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This is torture, I've discovered.
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I'm so scared.
SHE SIGHS
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ljust need...
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I need... I need... A valium is what
I need right now.
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We get ill.
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That we think it's delicious.
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The most important thing
is, you've got to have a plan
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with the invention test.
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Saira, you look
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a little bit nervous.
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I'm actually panicking.
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WhY 6 panic?
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Because I'm an Indian Asian
girl and I need chilli.
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And there's no chilli.
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It helps if you know what you're
cooking, from the start.
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So, where's your cook's mind
going right now?
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I think chicken is going to be
my option. And serve it with what?
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That's a good question.
I don't know what to make here.
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We had cheese on there, beans,
redcurrants and a sprig of thyme.
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I think the way you cook is
brilliant, but the way
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you're putting stuff together is
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bordering on the ridiculous.
Oh, God.
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"L know what to do with those.
Uh-huh. I'll do that."
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And then, "Oh, I'll do that."
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"Have I got time for that?
Yeah, yeah, I'll do that."
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You know, it was just like some kind
of, I don't know,
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party bag going on.
Everything in there.
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I'll say it time and time again,
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to succeed in the invention test,
you've got to have a plan,
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you've got to go with it,
and you've got to have all
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the ingredients to actually make
the dish, from the start.
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You can't just magic them
out of thin air!
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So, what are you making?
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I think I'm making a raspberry
cheesecake.
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Isn't there often cheese in
a cheesecake? There...
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No, there's cream ch...
There's cream...
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Yes. OK.
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You can't make a cheesecake without
any cream cheese.
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Presently, got a bowl full of
raspberry milkshake,
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with an egg white in it,
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which she is hoping, in some
way, will set.
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I'm going to garnish this
really nicely,
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so they don't know it's actually
not a cheesecake.
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Do you remember in 2012, when we
gave them a pigeon as a main ingredient?
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These celebs' first visit to
the MasterChef kitchen
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and they get a pigeon and a stick
of rhubarb thrown at them.
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It couldn't get any tougher.
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The head on the pigeon, it's still
got its guts in.
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Oh! Oh, that's liver.
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While the pigeon scared
a few of them,
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it didn't faze Pop Idol's
Gareth Gates.
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Have you ever prepared
a pigeon before?
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So, your food is about aesthetic?
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Can you visualise the finished dish
in your head?
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Can you?
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Yay! Sorry.
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Brilliant. So...
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Are the gods smiling at you?
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Are you at one with the spirit
in the sky?
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Right, OK.
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Guys, you've got just 90
seconds left.
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You've got 30 seconds.
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That's it! Time's up.
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Gareth Gates' dish was a triumph.
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It was amazing.
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Wonderful, iron-rich pigeon
and a really
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beautifully seasoned,
sweet carrot puree.
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I think it's really very, very
good indeed.
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So, so impressed, Gareth.
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I'm really impressed cos this was
a mystery box.
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You've had no chance to practise
this at all.
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Now, a pigeon wasn't the only
curveball ingredient
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we've surprised our celebs with.
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That piece of protein is crocodile.
Is it?
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I want a crocodile sandwich.
Make it snappy.
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We remember very, very well, once
they saw the crocodile, they all got
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a little bit nervous, but actually,
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if you treat crocodile like a piece
of fish, monkfish, or even a piece
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of chicken, it works a treat.
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Fry it, roast it, slice it
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really thinly, turn it into
a stir fry.
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It's just another piece of meat.
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It's the word "crocodile"
that scared them.
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But The Young Ones and Bottom
legend Ade Edmondson
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was willing to give it a go.
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I don't suppose you've ever
cooked crocodile, have you?
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No. This is it. I'm going to have
a little taste now.
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What's it taste like? Chicken.
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And Cold Feet actor John Thomson
didn't seem fazed either.
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What is that on your bench that
you've done there?
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John, he improvised and made us
good old crocodile goujons.
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Your crocodile's cooked beautifully,
with a crispy outside.
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Are you feeling better
now, John?
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The spider crab in 2013 scared a few
of the celebs...
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There's an alien on my kitchen.
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...but not fiery broadcaster
Janet Street-Porter.
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I could do something in this.
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I could make Gregg a hat out of it
or something.
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Yeah, you could do, or you could...
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Do you have an idea what you're
going to cook
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or no idea at all yet?
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Urn... So, the answer is no.
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You haven't decided yet. No.
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Oh, I remember Janet well. She was
a good, knowledgeable cook.
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But the one thing she didn't
like was feedback.
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She hated any criticism at all.
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You knew you wanted to use
the shell,
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so you've put a spinach salad in it?
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Yeah. Are you complaining
or stating?
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I think the only reason to use
the shell is to serve crab meat
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in it, not to serve a salad in it.
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Well, we'll have to agree to
differ on that, Gregg.
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Then I'm really pleased that I make
the decision
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whether you advance or not, and not
you.
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You've got to love Janet, though,
don't you?
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Back in 2011, we threw the celebs
off guard with a squirrel!
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THEY LAUGH
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Now, it sounds ridiculous, but they
are actually very popular
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in many parts of the world.
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Low in fat, abundant, and completely
free-range.
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Newsreader Kirsty Wark got stuck
right in.
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You're making a squirrel pie with
bones in it? I am, because
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one way or other, they're going to
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have to get the bones out anyway.
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So, I think all the other flavours,
they melt in your mouth and leave
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those bones behind.
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The only person I've ever
seen enjoy a pie with bones
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in it was Desperate Dan. Good man.
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John, I thought Kirsty Wark was
going bananas.
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I mean, I just couldn't imagine
this squirrel pie with bones
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and all would work!
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Yum! Thank you.
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I'm blown away by that.
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I came here with every intention of
disliking it,
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I look down, I thought, "Great, big,
horrible-looking scruffy plate",
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but there is no denying how good
that tastes, Kirsty.
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Thank you.
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Some years, we set a different sort
of first test, to find out
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if our celebs have a clue about
the basics.
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We gave them the ingredients
and asked them to make a well-known
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dish, something everyone cooks
at home, like a pizza.
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Now, you'd think making
a pizza is fairly
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straightforward, wouldn't you?
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If all they've got to do is stretch
out some dough,
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slap on a base, and choose some
toppings, and get it in the oven.
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But even something as basic as that,
threw Men Behaving Badly star
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Leslie Ash in 2014.
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You've got plenty of time, you know?
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One trick for young players is that
you need to put a bit
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of flour under your dough,
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as comedian Josie Long, in 2019,
found out.
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That looks all right, mate.
We'll see, right?
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It is not sliding.
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Oh, that is a critical error!
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Oh, no!
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Josie's having a nightmare. Her
pizza's all over the place.
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This is a disaster. Oh, no!
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This is so sad!
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I don't want to go home!
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As did Made In Chelsea star
Millie Mackintosh.
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Millie seemed very calm, until she
realised she had to try
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and get the pizza off the tray
she assembled it on,
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and get it into the oven.
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Now, the reason we set these
basic tests is we want them
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to succeed and give us
something edible.
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I mean, everybody makes
a burger at home, don't they?
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I clearly remember TV presenter
Alison Hammond
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loving the challenge...
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One for me.
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...but her portion sizes were
slightly off.
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You have got a bit of a size issue.
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You've got a little burger
in a big bun.
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I knew I should have used the bigger
one! You cooked
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a bigger one, but you...?
I had two burgers cooked, right?
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And I thought, "l'm going to give
you the little one."
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And you ate the big one?
I ate the other one.
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Sometimes, the celebrities' basic
cooking knowledge
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is really called into question.
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Last year, Towie star joey Essex,
football bad boy Razor Ruddock,
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former Marine Andy Grant,
fashion icon Zandra Rhodes,
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and Strictly's Oti Mabuse
were tasked
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with simply making sausages.
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JOHN EXHALES
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Love it.
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I don't think any of them had
come across
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a sausage-making machine before.
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The sausages have to be made
from scratch.
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I didn't even know you could do
that.
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You'd think only a sausage factory
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could make a sausage, do you know
what I'm saying?
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All we ask is it's edible.
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OTI LAUGHS
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The moment they got their hands
on that sausage maker, john,
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it took me back to my kids
playing with Play-Doh.
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Never made a sausage before, so
we'll see what happens.
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NEIL WAILS
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First time for everything, isn't it?
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That's why it's a challenge,
lsuppose.
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Neil, have you made a sausage
before?
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I don't want to be rude, but you
have the reputation of a bit
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of a rabble-rouser.
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And when
we turn up the pressure...?
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I normally, on a regular basis,
cook for my husband.
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The last time I cooked for him,
I managed to give
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myself food poisoning.
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So, I don't think that's
a good sign.
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We've got a beef, honey
and cheese sausage. Yeah.
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Haven't had one of those in a while!
Yeah! It's going to be really
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interesting. I don't know how
it tastes.
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I know. I don't know how...
I'm just trying!
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You said, "Be creative". I'm trying!
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Watching joey cut up that pork,
ready to mince, was ridiculous.
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How can you actually cook without
touching anything?
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So, tell me how you're
approaching this?
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What's your sausage going to be?
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A pork sausage.
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Joey has got his sausage mixture on
the go and it seems
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to be just fat.
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WHISPERING:
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The problem with Joey's sausage is
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it might be just fat, and the whole
thing might melt away.
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John, it was absolute mayhem.
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Those sausages were all over
the place!
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You ever made a sausage?
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I didn't learn to knot it in time,
so I'm going to do an artistic
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Zandra Rhodes wiggle.
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Zandra Rhodes's sausages
were extraordinary.
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And when they hit the pan,
they were like two aliens cooking.
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She hasn't had time to be able to
tie them,
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so she's being inventive
and artistic
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and making a Zandra wiggle.
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Oh, it looks quite pretty. Look at
how they've swollen up.
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You've got two minutes.
OTI YELLS
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We've
all managed to make a sausage!
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ANDY:
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Remarkably, in the end, we actually
did get five plates of sausages,
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even if some of them did taste
a little bit weird.
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They had, I would say, a bit of
artistic licence.
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You haven't put chives in
your sausage.
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You've put thyme in your
sausage. Time?
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Yeah. Time? Thyme.
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What do you mean "time"?
It's a herb called thyme.
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GIGGLING
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ls that good? Pork and thyme is
a lovely flavour combination.
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There you go. ls that chive in
the mash?
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That's dill.
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They're all green, joey.
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We've seen it all, over the years.
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And to be fair, Gregg, most of it
has been edible. But there
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have been some absolute horrors
along the way.
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I have no idea what comedian
Shappi Khorsandi was thinking
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with that polenta and goat dish.
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What's in that dressing?
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I don't know. I can't remember.
I... I panicked.
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Tastes like dishwashing detergent.
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I think it's fair to say Sarah
Harding should stick to singing.
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JOHN GASPS
A bit too much Limoncello.
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There's so much Limoncello in there,
I can't even remember
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what I've eaten.
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Sprinter Darren Campbell was
thinking more hydration
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than flavour.
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00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:07,004
What is the base of the soup?
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Water.
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LAUGHTER
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How watery that is... Yeah.
..Is not nice. Yep.
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What are the four slices of bread
for? To mop up the water.
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DARREN LAUGHS
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Dick and Dom star Richard
made risotto
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that still gives me nightmares.
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It's not right, mate. I'm sorry.
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I like you, but that is nasty.
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Didn't Gimme Gimme Gimme
star Brian Bovell
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do something grisly with
a pomegranate?
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Did you just take the whole
pomegranate and blend
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the whole pomegranate up?
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I washed it first.
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You washed it first? Yeah.
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Let's focus on the chicken.
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Heiress Lady Isabella Hervey proved
she didn't do much cooking
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at home at all.
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I'm not sure I want to eat that.
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And no-one, macho man or otherwise,
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would want to go anywhere near
Sinitta's spinach
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and beef mousse Wellington.
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00:24:05,229 --> 00:24:09,364
That's raw meat. Not good,
I'm afraid.
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00:24:09,389 --> 00:24:12,284
Oh, yes. We have had some
complete disasters.
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Stuff that you and I would not
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want to stick our knife, our fork,
our spoon, or even our fingers in.
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Olympic gold medallist Tessa
Sanderson might be able to throw
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a javelin, but if we had eaten
what she made us,
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we would ALL have been throwing up.
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CLICKING
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Chicken is almost raw.
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Potatoes are almost raw.
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00:24:32,709 --> 00:24:34,084
The carrots - almost raw.
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I do cook better than that at home.
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Former England cricketer
Monty Panesar didn't exactly
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bowl us over.
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00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,723
We've got an omelette with raw
veg in it,
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undercooked sweet potato,
undercooked mushroom,
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and burnt onion.
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And as for The One Show presenter
Michelle Ackerley's rice...
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How did you get that to hold
together like that, Michelle?
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That is some culinary art.
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00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:06,154
You know you've overcooked your
rice when you offer your guests
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a slice of it.
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But, john, I have to say, sometimes
I'm really surprised
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at what the celebs can
pull out the bag.
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Right, back, back, back!
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Do you remember how nervous
Susannah Constantine was?
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Well, she actually produced not one
but two fantastic early dishes.
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I don't know where these dishes
come from.
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If you made it up, you are bordering
on genius.
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00:25:32,709 --> 00:25:36,004
It's just clever. Thank you.
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00:25:36,029 --> 00:25:38,644
I don't think I've ever been praised
so highly about anything
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in my life before.
459
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It's made me feel very emotional.
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00:25:42,259 --> 00:25:44,434
TV personality Christine Hamilton...
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...she melted under our praise.
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The closest to a cuddle you
will ever
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get in a plate of food.
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Love it!
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We love it when we get good food.
And when it goes right -
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well, it fills us with joy.
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00:26:08,669 --> 00:26:11,364
TV presenter Andi Peters made an
exceptional start
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in the competition.
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If that tastes anywhere near as good
as it looks,
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I'm going to be a very, very happy
bald bloke.
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Andi, it actually tastes
better than it looks.
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And Loose Women's
Nadia Sawalha proved early
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on she had what it takes to be
a champion.
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I would demolish plate after plate.
NADIA LAUGHS
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john, I'm not too sure.
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Delicious. Ah! Really?!
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00:26:40,429 --> 00:26:44,923
And our praise left TV presenter
Rylan Clark-Neal stunned.
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00:26:44,948 --> 00:26:47,874
This is the best-looking plate
in the room.
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00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:51,404
Ooh, yeah!
480
00:26:51,429 --> 00:26:53,514
Ooh!
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00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:04,364
But no-one was more shocked than
former cricketer Phil Tufnell.
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That is an absolute triumph,
the scallop is beautifully cooked.
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00:27:08,818 --> 00:27:11,084
It's probably as good as anything
we've seen.
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LAUGHTER
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Well, I think it's safe to say that
Phil Tufnell was pretty happy
486
00:27:19,229 --> 00:27:20,644
with that feedback.
487
00:27:20,669 --> 00:27:22,334
Oh!
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00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,284
You jammy git!
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00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:29,973
Making it through the first round
isn't easy, but harder
490
00:27:29,998 --> 00:27:32,004
still is what comes next,
491
00:27:32,029 --> 00:27:35,923
as we continually challenge our
celebs to see if they have the
492
00:27:35,948 --> 00:27:38,404
base skills to go further.
493
00:27:38,429 --> 00:27:40,923
Can they make a sauce?
Can they poach an egg?
494
00:27:40,948 --> 00:27:42,723
Can they use a pasta machine?
495
00:27:42,748 --> 00:27:43,843
How does that go?
496
00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:47,664
Just cut it?
497
00:27:47,689 --> 00:27:49,584
Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
498
00:27:49,609 --> 00:27:52,384
Filleting fish, now that is one
basic skill
499
00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:54,901
that always throws them.
500
00:28:18,767 --> 00:28:20,132
Right.
501
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:23,542
Game On regular Neil Stuke
didn't do much better.
502
00:28:37,647 --> 00:28:40,132
Filleting a fish is not one of your
strengths, is it?
503
00:28:43,517 --> 00:28:48,062
Back in 2011, actor Margi Clarke
took an unorthodox approach
504
00:28:48,087 --> 00:28:50,701
when it came to making
basic ravioli.
505
00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:54,021
She thought she would get through
the test...
506
00:28:54,046 --> 00:28:56,102
...well, with a bit of flirting.
507
00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:15,102
We can't help you. You're going to
have to work it out for yourself.
508
00:29:28,157 --> 00:29:30,951
You've had about three
and a half minutes so far.
509
00:29:47,687 --> 00:29:49,662
How are your ravioli going?
510
00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:55,021
I can't tell you, Margi.
511
00:29:55,046 --> 00:29:56,622
It's not fair. It's cheating.
512
00:29:59,437 --> 00:30:00,932
Oh, my word.
513
00:30:03,726 --> 00:30:05,742
No.
514
00:30:08,647 --> 00:30:11,182
All the flirting in the world
wouldn't have made
515
00:30:11,207 --> 00:30:12,901
up for that ravioli.
516
00:30:12,926 --> 00:30:14,742
It was dreadful.
517
00:30:16,207 --> 00:30:20,901
Now, you'd think making a basic
kebab would be within everybody's grasp.
518
00:30:20,926 --> 00:30:23,062
But not tennis star Henri Leconte.
519
00:30:23,087 --> 00:30:26,102
He might be formidable in
a Grand Slam, but his skills
520
00:30:26,127 --> 00:30:28,182
in the kitchen didn't match.
521
00:30:28,207 --> 00:30:30,622
OK. I don't know.
522
00:30:30,647 --> 00:30:33,412
I really am completely...
I don't know.
523
00:30:33,437 --> 00:30:34,852
I have no idea.
524
00:30:34,877 --> 00:30:36,492
Come on, Henri, you can do this.
525
00:30:39,487 --> 00:30:41,132
An oeuf...
526
00:30:41,157 --> 00:30:42,771
Yes, with an egg.
527
00:30:43,846 --> 00:30:46,212
We're on the way now, Henri.
I think. We're working.
528
00:30:46,237 --> 00:30:48,852
I think we're working. Good.
Now, we'll mix.
529
00:30:50,407 --> 00:30:52,701
Right, think about how you're going
to cook it and how big
530
00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,212
they've got to be to cook them.
531
00:30:58,087 --> 00:31:01,821
Whilst those are cooking, do you
think you can do something else?
532
00:31:01,846 --> 00:31:03,701
HENRI SIGHS
533
00:31:03,726 --> 00:31:04,932
Hummus.
534
00:31:06,157 --> 00:31:10,021
Ah, maybe you can put a lot of
things inside! Yeah, right! Ah, oui!
535
00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:13,342
Alors...
536
00:31:17,237 --> 00:31:19,492
Oh! Mais oui!
537
00:31:19,517 --> 00:31:20,821
Take the lid out.
538
00:31:23,437 --> 00:31:24,462
It's inside the lid.
539
00:31:24,487 --> 00:31:27,701
GREGG LAUGHS
540
00:31:29,796 --> 00:31:33,262
Under pressure, they do make
the silliest of mistakes.
541
00:31:33,287 --> 00:31:36,062
Another one I remember was when you
showed us how to make
542
00:31:36,087 --> 00:31:37,342
a prawn cocktail.
543
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:38,742
Simple.
544
00:31:38,767 --> 00:31:42,262
That's right. Make a
Marie Rose sauce...
545
00:31:42,287 --> 00:31:45,821
...with mayonnaise and tomato ketchup
and a bit of spice.
546
00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:49,492
Boiled prawns. A bit of lettuce.
How hard could that be?
547
00:31:51,437 --> 00:31:55,771
Well, Silent Witness pathologist
Amanda Burton definitely didn't look
548
00:31:55,796 --> 00:31:58,462
very comfortable with that prawn.
549
00:31:58,487 --> 00:32:00,821
I'm trying to figure out what
to do with these prawns
550
00:32:00,846 --> 00:32:07,312
because I'm not seeing an oil or
a butter or anything like that.
551
00:32:07,337 --> 00:32:09,382
Right. And I can't think of what to
cook them in.
552
00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:11,062
If you had all the stuff you
wanted here,
553
00:32:11,087 --> 00:32:13,021
how would you have cooked them?
Oil and lemon.
554
00:32:13,046 --> 00:32:14,662
What? Fried them, you mean? Mm.
555
00:32:14,687 --> 00:32:16,571
Are there any other ways of
cooking them, other
556
00:32:16,596 --> 00:32:19,412
than frying them? Barbecue them.
Come on. You're running out of time.
557
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,062
Standing on them. I don't know!
What have you got to cook them in?
558
00:32:22,087 --> 00:32:23,462
OK. It can go in the oven.
559
00:32:23,487 --> 00:32:25,312
No, it can't. No? Right. Oh.
560
00:32:25,337 --> 00:32:27,182
Come on. Let's just... Let's get
a move on.
561
00:32:27,207 --> 00:32:29,102
Try and think of a way,
and let's go. Erm...
562
00:32:29,127 --> 00:32:31,462
I could boil them? Ah! Ah!
563
00:32:31,487 --> 00:32:32,821
Eureka!
564
00:32:34,337 --> 00:32:36,901
Right, come on, you're running out
of time, you. Quick, quick,
565
00:32:36,926 --> 00:32:38,132
quick, quick, quick.
566
00:32:44,647 --> 00:32:47,212
KETCHUP SQUIRTS
Oh, sorry.
567
00:32:47,237 --> 00:32:48,852
A rather unpleasant noise.
568
00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:03,771
Are you done?
569
00:33:03,796 --> 00:33:06,622
I think I am, as best as I can.
570
00:33:06,647 --> 00:33:10,571
Larger-than-life TV presenter
Alison Hammond wasn't much better.
571
00:33:30,287 --> 00:33:33,062
No.
572
00:33:40,726 --> 00:33:43,102
She was meant to boil the prawns but
ended up frying them
573
00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:44,622
in Worcestershire sauce.
574
00:33:54,517 --> 00:33:56,571
SHE GIGGLES
575
00:34:06,687 --> 00:34:08,821
SHE LAUGHS
576
00:34:13,647 --> 00:34:15,821
I want to cut it open to see if
it's cooked.
577
00:34:17,046 --> 00:34:18,771
You see? They're not.
578
00:34:20,127 --> 00:34:22,821
Not quite cooked through...
Oi, oi, oi.
579
00:34:22,846 --> 00:34:24,342
Yeah, yeah.
580
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:28,701
And just when you thought it
couldn't get any worse,
581
00:34:28,726 --> 00:34:31,462
EastEnders actor Emma Barton
walked in.
582
00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:35,622
I would have liked a pan,
like, a frying pan.
583
00:34:36,767 --> 00:34:39,982
Um... I wonder if I can cook them
584
00:34:40,007 --> 00:34:42,701
with the oil... What oil?
In, uh, vinegar.
585
00:34:44,087 --> 00:34:46,932
I mean, nobody thought of just
quickly boiling the prawns.
586
00:34:48,237 --> 00:34:49,742
This is all wrong.
587
00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:52,062
I don't know. I've never
cooked prawns.
588
00:34:57,517 --> 00:35:00,382
I don't know if that's a good idea
to put hot
589
00:35:00,407 --> 00:35:01,982
straight onto the cold, but...
590
00:35:05,046 --> 00:35:07,771
Trust your instincts. Yeah.
just going to try and do it.
591
00:35:11,926 --> 00:35:14,492
You've got two minutes.
Oh, my goodness.
592
00:35:18,926 --> 00:35:22,062
Emma, what other ways are there
of cooking things in a saucepan?
593
00:35:23,926 --> 00:35:25,821
Think potatoes. Mash?
594
00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,901
Yeah, we wanted you to mash
the prawns. That's right.
595
00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:34,351
What about boiling them?
Oh, my goodness!
596
00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:36,395
What an idiot. What an idiot!
597
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,783
I just hope they're cooked.
598
00:35:39,140 --> 00:35:40,783
That one doesn't look like it is.
599
00:35:41,808 --> 00:35:43,115
Mine's raw.
600
00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,963
I just feel such a wally.
601
00:35:47,988 --> 00:35:52,555
"What other way, Emma, can you cook
in a saucepan?
602
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,713
"Think potatoes." I said, "Mash."
603
00:35:54,738 --> 00:35:56,195
I thought it was a quiz.
604
00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,195
It's the simplest of challenges
605
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:03,145
they always seem to slip up on.
606
00:36:03,170 --> 00:36:06,713
I remember your now-wife
Lisa Faulkner coming on the show,
607
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:09,635
and we asked her to cook poached
eggs with hollandaise sauce,
608
00:36:09,660 --> 00:36:12,355
with the likes of Match Of The Day
presenter Mark Chapman,
609
00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:15,075
actor Mark Little and model
Danielle Lloyd.
610
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:23,833
The poached egg, bit of vinegar in
the water,
611
00:36:23,858 --> 00:36:25,755
and then drop the egg in.
612
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:27,713
Don't stir the water round,
613
00:36:27,738 --> 00:36:30,505
eventually it will float to the
top, bob around
614
00:36:30,530 --> 00:36:32,555
and that is when it's ready.
615
00:36:33,738 --> 00:36:35,783
Hollandaise should be silky smooth.
616
00:36:35,808 --> 00:36:38,933
It should be sharp but buttery,
617
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:41,495
and always finished off with
lemon juice.
618
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:43,803
The last thing we want to do is see
scrambled eggs
619
00:36:43,828 --> 00:36:45,415
with butter mixed through it.
620
00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,775
You've had five minutes.
621
00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:55,655
Eggs, john! Eggs. That always
gets them.
622
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,015
You've got one minute.
623
00:37:36,078 --> 00:37:37,603
Time's up.
624
00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:44,885
Some of them did all right,
like Neighbours legend Mark Little.
625
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,965
Hey. Ooh! Look at that.
Perfect texture.
626
00:37:49,990 --> 00:37:51,245
Nice and runny in the middle.
627
00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,375
Your hollandaise is vinegary sharp.
628
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,295
It's got the hint of lemon in it.
It's great.
629
00:37:57,320 --> 00:38:00,803
But Lisa had a complete
and utter meltdown.
630
00:38:00,828 --> 00:38:02,165
It was implosion.
631
00:38:03,910 --> 00:38:05,933
Exhibit A, my friends.
632
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,733
Can I just say I've had a really
lovely time?
633
00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:15,295
I had the biggest cooking disaster
I've ever had in my whole life,
634
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,245
and it happened to be on the telly.
635
00:38:17,270 --> 00:38:20,803
It's not always how you start,
it's the journey you go on.
636
00:38:20,828 --> 00:38:23,885
Many of our best cooks have had
nightmare beginnings,
637
00:38:23,910 --> 00:38:26,655
but those who've got a bit of
passion, a bit of spark,
638
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,215
they learn along the way.
639
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:30,375
That's what the competition's
all about.
640
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:33,495
Our Celebrity MasterChef
champion is...
641
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:38,603
Lisa, of course, went on to
be the winner.
642
00:38:38,628 --> 00:38:40,095
...Lisa.
643
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:44,445
Oh, my God!
644
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:50,625
The celebs' basic knowledge
and skill is put under
645
00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:54,295
scrutiny from the get-go in
the MasterChef kitchen.
646
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,495
But if they thought that was tough,
647
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,965
nothing can prepare them for when
we take them out
648
00:38:58,990 --> 00:39:00,245
into the real world.
649
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:07,495
In 2012, we sent our celebs to
a film set, not to star or direct,
650
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:11,655
but to cook for 120 cast and crew
of the much-loved crime drama
651
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,933
New Tricks, using just the basic
facilities of a catering truck.
652
00:39:18,910 --> 00:39:20,933
This place is cramped.
653
00:39:22,078 --> 00:39:25,215
There was writer Emma Kennedy,
presenter Michael Underwood,
654
00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,215
and football star Danny Mills.
655
00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,933
What could possibly go wrong?
656
00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:31,135
Yeah, what could go wrong
in a catering truck?
657
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,295
Let's be fair about it.
Confined space,
658
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,015
equipment they've never seen before,
659
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,733
ingredients they don't necessarily
know about, and cooking
660
00:39:37,758 --> 00:39:39,965
for lots of people on a film set.
661
00:39:39,990 --> 00:39:41,803
The pressure was on.
662
00:39:42,958 --> 00:39:44,853
Now, every brigade needs a leader.
663
00:39:44,878 --> 00:39:47,375
And that day, comedian
Emma Kennedy decided
664
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:48,733
to take charge.
665
00:39:48,758 --> 00:39:51,295
We've got stuff. Definitely,
we could make a ratatouille.
666
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,295
We've got
aubergine.
667
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,695
Can we have a pen and paper?
668
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,495
Given that time was against them,
they took ages
669
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:00,215
to decide on their menu.
670
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,695
Lunch is at one o'clock. Yeah,
I know. That leaves you two hours
671
00:40:02,720 --> 00:40:05,325
and 45 minutes out of your three
hours, left. Yeah. You need to shift.
672
00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:07,135
Yeah. OK.
673
00:40:08,758 --> 00:40:12,575
Cod...
..in a creamy leek sauce.
674
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:16,445
Moroccan lamb, um, and couscous.
675
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,375
Can't let the ball drop today.
676
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,803
We've just got to concentrate
and be methodical.
677
00:40:22,828 --> 00:40:27,375
And if we can do that and we don't
lose our heads, then we'll be fine.
678
00:40:30,910 --> 00:40:33,695
In a field a mile away, the crew
were filming,
679
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:36,135
and with a tight schedule to
get through,
680
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,495
it was vital lunch was ready
on time.
681
00:40:51,078 --> 00:40:53,933
We've had a couple of companies
that weren't quite up to it
682
00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:55,965
and it was really quite disturbing.
683
00:41:17,550 --> 00:41:19,215
Eventually, they got going...
684
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,603
Let's get everything prepped.
685
00:41:21,628 --> 00:41:23,695
And then it's just a question
of cooking it.
686
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:27,733
...and to be fair to them, things
started coming together nicely.
687
00:41:27,758 --> 00:41:30,803
Emma was chopping butternut squash
for a veggie curry,
688
00:41:30,828 --> 00:41:34,165
Danny was filleting fish for
a cod and leek bake,
689
00:41:34,190 --> 00:41:37,525
and Michael was trimming lamb
for a Moroccan stew.
690
00:41:43,878 --> 00:41:47,415
When you've done one of the things
on the list, just cross
691
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:50,415
it off and then just pick something
else on the list to do.
692
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,245
She is in charge and we are
following her to the letter.
693
00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,603
Yes, ma'am!
694
00:42:07,470 --> 00:42:09,135
They've put me in charge.
695
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,495
These boys are setting me up
right and proper, aren't they?
696
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,245
Now, when you're cooking
for large numbers in a confined
697
00:42:15,270 --> 00:42:19,135
space, you have to really be on
the ball, and everyone
698
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:21,135
has to multitask.
699
00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,375
OK!
700
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:27,053
Can you be in charge of the cooking
on the stove area?
701
00:42:29,958 --> 00:42:32,575
We're concentrating on getting
the puddings up and running now.
702
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:41,215
It's really, really difficult.
703
00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:42,695
Catering on a film set
704
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:46,245
is really difficult, even for
the professionals.
705
00:42:46,270 --> 00:42:49,695
Scenes can take longer or shorter
to shoot than planned.
706
00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:53,095
And when they break for lunch,
they expect it to be ready.
707
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,295
Otherwise, the whole production
runs behind,
708
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:58,053
and that is very costly.
709
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,775
Brilliant. Brilliant.
710
00:43:03,828 --> 00:43:06,495
Right, now thicken!
711
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:10,095
I think we're on schedule.
Lime, apples are done.
712
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,375
I'm just waiting for this custard
to thicken.
713
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,965
The crumble is done.
714
00:43:13,990 --> 00:43:16,445
So, that will be one dish away.
715
00:43:23,550 --> 00:43:27,165
There seems to be a sense of calm
in that kitchen.
716
00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:29,655
But the simple fact is they've got
to get all the food up
717
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:31,655
on the pass, and those dishes to
serve properly,
718
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,933
make sure their plates are hot,
write their menu,
719
00:43:33,958 --> 00:43:36,965
present everything well, and make
sure everything is cooked.
720
00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:39,695
And we know anything can happen
in the last 30 minutes.
721
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,695
We've got everything, I hope,
under control,
722
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,135
so let's concentrate on making
723
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,695
things look lovely as well
as taste lovely. Yes? Yes.
724
00:43:55,078 --> 00:43:56,885
Whoa!
725
00:43:58,628 --> 00:44:00,965
Oh, no!
726
00:44:00,990 --> 00:44:02,933
Oh, no!
727
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:09,015
Now, when we sent these tasks,
the celebs really are out
728
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,375
on their own.
729
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,525
So, when a disaster like the custard
happens, it's totally up to them
730
00:44:13,550 --> 00:44:15,095
t0 fix it.
731
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,375
I need a mop.
732
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:22,345
We've got 15 minutes. We can get
more custard on, let's go.
733
00:44:22,370 --> 00:44:23,983
It'll have to be custard powder.
734
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:28,933
Now, when the wheels start wobbling,
panic can quickly set in,
735
00:44:28,958 --> 00:44:30,853
and accidents can happen.
736
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,035
Ow!
737
00:44:40,460 --> 00:44:42,953
Everything's
boiling hot!
738
00:44:47,540 --> 00:44:50,185
And it wasn't just custard they
needed to make more of.
739
00:44:52,820 --> 00:44:54,985
There's not enough carrots there,
son. How many more
740
00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:57,435
carrots have we got?
That is not 30
741
00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:59,823
potions of carrots. We've got
loads! Show me the broccoli.
742
00:45:01,028 --> 00:45:03,035
Come on. That's not 30
portions of veg.
743
00:45:03,060 --> 00:45:05,795
What are you going to give them? One
piece of broccoli and two carrots?
744
00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:08,115
It's not enough.
We defo need more veg!
745
00:45:13,848 --> 00:45:17,155
If people arrive and they don't want
carrots...
746
00:45:17,180 --> 00:45:19,953
...l shall be having words with
Mr Wallace, the greengrocer,
747
00:45:19,978 --> 00:45:22,395
who has an unnatural obsession
with vegetables.
748
00:45:25,740 --> 00:45:28,623
And there's the call of distress.
As lunchtime is called, the custard
749
00:45:28,648 --> 00:45:31,365
hits the ground and things
are starting to crumble.
750
00:45:31,390 --> 00:45:33,675
They're going to have to get
it together quick.
751
00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:48,315
I've
thickened your custard, Emma! Yay!
752
00:46:14,648 --> 00:46:17,543
Hello, mate, what would you like?
The fish?
753
00:46:18,648 --> 00:46:20,463
There you go, sir.
754
00:46:20,488 --> 00:46:24,343
Thank you. Cod, please. Ooh, blimey!
755
00:46:24,368 --> 00:46:26,933
But despite all the drama in that
van, they turned out some
756
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,663
pretty great food.
Some of the key cast
757
00:46:29,688 --> 00:46:31,263
were really impressed.
758
00:46:32,847 --> 00:46:35,133
I thought the lamb was
really good.
759
00:46:35,158 --> 00:46:37,702
Very interesting mix of spices.
760
00:46:37,727 --> 00:46:41,572
Very subtle. Yeah,
and deliciously cooked.
761
00:46:46,847 --> 00:46:49,902
Even the pear and apple crumble
with the hastily remade
762
00:46:49,927 --> 00:46:51,983
custard went down OK.
763
00:46:52,008 --> 00:46:55,822
It was delicious, absolutely
delicious.
764
00:46:55,847 --> 00:46:58,493
That's great, that dessert, and
considering they were really up
765
00:46:58,518 --> 00:47:00,133
against it after dropping
the custard,
766
00:47:00,158 --> 00:47:01,743
that's some real achievement.
767
00:47:03,158 --> 00:47:05,022
I'm absolutely cream-crackered now.
768
00:47:05,047 --> 00:47:07,103
That was really full-on.
769
00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:08,902
Honestly, when this is finished,
770
00:47:08,927 --> 00:47:11,702
I think I'm going to sleep
for about three years.
771
00:47:11,727 --> 00:47:16,343
Emma Kennedy was an absolute Trojan
that day, and of course, she went
772
00:47:16,368 --> 00:47:19,133
on to win that year's competition.
773
00:47:19,158 --> 00:47:23,213
It never ceases to amaze us how much
the celebrities give of themselves
774
00:47:23,238 --> 00:47:27,022
once they get in to the final
stages of the competition.
775
00:47:27,047 --> 00:47:30,493
It almost seems that the more
pressure you put them under,
776
00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:32,413
the more they perform.
777
00:47:34,088 --> 00:47:37,022
And this was never more true than in
our third series
778
00:47:37,047 --> 00:47:40,343
when we got our finalists,
Atomic Kitten's Liz McClarnon,
779
00:47:40,368 --> 00:47:45,183
actor Mark Moraghan, and TV
presenter Andi Peters up at
780
00:47:45,208 --> 00:47:46,743
three in the morning.
781
00:47:48,047 --> 00:47:50,213
We are really in the middle
of nowhere, though, look.
782
00:47:50,238 --> 00:47:52,822
We've been driving along this bumpy
road for ages.
783
00:47:54,238 --> 00:47:57,933
We dropped them off on the outskirts
of Sandhurst, at a purpose-built
784
00:47:57,958 --> 00:47:59,383
Army training village.
785
00:47:59,408 --> 00:48:02,572
EXPLOSIONS, GUNFI RE
786
00:48:02,597 --> 00:48:06,743
Can I just say, we're
walking towards the noise?
787
00:48:06,768 --> 00:48:09,652
I just wish it was light, so we
could actually see where we were.
788
00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:20,213
GUNFIRE
789
00:48:20,238 --> 00:48:23,743
We had tanks driving past,
helicopters overhead, smoke bombs
790
00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:25,413
going off left and right.
791
00:48:25,438 --> 00:48:27,263
It was absolute madness!
792
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:31,213
But our celebs weren't there to
play war games.
793
00:48:31,238 --> 00:48:36,463
They were there to cook breakfast
for 120 cadets in just a basic
794
00:48:36,488 --> 00:48:39,063
army field kitchen.
795
00:48:39,088 --> 00:48:42,822
The cadets were coming to the end
of a ten-day training exercise.
796
00:48:42,847 --> 00:48:45,133
They'd been sleeping rough
and surviving
797
00:48:45,158 --> 00:48:47,213
on just basic ration packs.
798
00:48:47,238 --> 00:48:49,293
I think the situation is going
to be hectic.
799
00:48:49,318 --> 00:48:51,623
It's going to be crazy.
It's going to be really alien.
800
00:48:51,648 --> 00:48:55,103
All I've got to think about is get
those breakfasts made.
801
00:48:58,088 --> 00:49:01,463
EXPLOSIONS, GUNFI RE
802
00:49:03,847 --> 00:49:07,293
For me, I'm right in my element now.
I want to make sure we cook them
803
00:49:07,318 --> 00:49:09,772
a good breakfast. But, erm, oh,
yeah, bring it on.
804
00:49:09,797 --> 00:49:12,822
I want to get in that kitchen
right now, and get stuck in.
805
00:49:19,238 --> 00:49:22,623
It will be there, no danger.
806
00:49:24,008 --> 00:49:26,463
We weren't asking for anything
fancy, just your
807
00:49:26,488 --> 00:49:31,493
good, old, basic fry-up. Sausages,
bacon, scrambled eggs, fried bread,
808
00:49:31,518 --> 00:49:33,702
and kedgeree, and eggs Benedict.
809
00:49:34,927 --> 00:49:38,063
And Mark decided to appoint himself
as brigade leader.
810
00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:45,822
I think you should be in charge
of kedgeree and eggs Benedict.
811
00:49:45,847 --> 00:49:47,343
No.
812
00:49:47,368 --> 00:49:48,983
No, we do it together,
813
00:49:49,008 --> 00:49:53,133
but in terms of getting the recipe
together, it's your baby.
814
00:50:01,727 --> 00:50:04,463
This was no easy task. They had only
90 minutes,
815
00:50:04,488 --> 00:50:06,493
two ovens, and one hotplate
816
00:50:06,518 --> 00:50:08,933
to cook over 100 portions of food.
817
00:50:08,958 --> 00:50:12,213
And they were battling with
the basic equipment from the get-go.
818
00:50:16,518 --> 00:50:17,933
Oh! Come on!
819
00:50:24,927 --> 00:50:26,853
Don't force it, right? Watch this.
820
00:50:34,768 --> 00:50:39,263
It is banging and crashing,
and it's only just started.
821
00:50:39,288 --> 00:50:42,263
As long as they hold their nerve,
as long as they work as a team,
822
00:50:42,288 --> 00:50:43,822
they'll be all right.
823
00:50:43,847 --> 00:50:45,543
Mark had divided up the work.
824
00:50:45,568 --> 00:50:48,413
He'd taken control of the scrambled
eggs, leaving Andi with
825
00:50:48,438 --> 00:50:51,293
the kedgeree and the tricky
eggs Benedict,
826
00:50:51,318 --> 00:50:55,213
while Liz had to fry off all
the bread, five kilos of bacon,
827
00:50:55,238 --> 00:50:57,103
and 100 sausages!
828
00:51:07,768 --> 00:51:11,543
I can see a tank from where I'm
standing, and a man poking out
829
00:51:11,568 --> 00:51:13,313
the tank. Look, look, look!
830
00:51:13,338 --> 00:51:15,543
Oh, my God! Life don't get
more surreal
831
00:51:15,568 --> 00:51:17,183
than this. Unbelievable!
832
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,063
BANGING
833
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,772
AMERICAN ACCENT:
834
00:51:29,797 --> 00:51:33,702
But within moments of starting, Liz
was struggling to control the heat
835
00:51:33,727 --> 00:51:35,743
on the hotplates and oven...
836
00:51:35,768 --> 00:51:39,493
You just keep cooking so fast!
I can't do this by myself.
837
00:51:42,927 --> 00:51:46,743
...and team leader Mark wasn't
offering her much help.
838
00:51:48,768 --> 00:51:51,313
No, sausages
839
00:51:51,338 --> 00:51:54,493
really need looking after.
840
00:51:54,518 --> 00:51:57,022
I'm cooking bacon in
the fryer!
841
00:51:58,128 --> 00:52:01,572
The reason we do these tasks is that
we want to see how our celebs
842
00:52:01,597 --> 00:52:03,413
perform under pressure...
843
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,363
I'm not coping at all.
844
00:52:10,388 --> 00:52:13,483
...and that day with the breakfast
burning and 120 cadets
845
00:52:13,508 --> 00:52:15,672
about to descend on them,
846
00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:17,722
they were feeling it.
847
00:52:17,747 --> 00:52:20,433
Can I just say I've got too much
over there with the bacon.
848
00:52:20,458 --> 00:52:23,003
Mark, will you listen to me?
849
00:52:23,028 --> 00:52:25,483
I've got too much over
there with these
850
00:52:25,508 --> 00:52:27,792
sausages and the bacon, cos
the bacon needs watching.
851
00:52:36,668 --> 00:52:40,283
I don't think I've ever been
so disorganised, ever, ever, ever.
852
00:52:40,308 --> 00:52:41,643
Ever.
853
00:52:43,538 --> 00:52:45,592
I think Mark's struggling
a little bit, to be honest.
854
00:52:45,617 --> 00:52:48,403
He's very, very quiet. I thought he
would have been quite commanding.
855
00:52:48,428 --> 00:52:50,563
At the moment, yes, I'm worried that
they're not going
856
00:52:50,588 --> 00:52:52,513
to get this breakfast up at
ten o'clock.
857
00:53:03,817 --> 00:53:07,003
I've got to get so much more done
cos I had so much to do
858
00:53:07,028 --> 00:53:08,922
in the first place.
859
00:53:08,947 --> 00:53:11,792
This is ridiculous, the amount of
work to do, for one person.
860
00:53:13,947 --> 00:53:16,792
The hollandaise sauce is never going
to happen.
861
00:53:16,817 --> 00:53:20,403
OK.
862
00:53:20,428 --> 00:53:22,953
Would you not prefer
me just to improvise and change it?
863
00:53:25,538 --> 00:53:27,363
OK.
864
00:53:29,028 --> 00:53:31,433
OK.
865
00:53:33,458 --> 00:53:35,563
I think we're slightly disorganised.
866
00:53:35,588 --> 00:53:37,953
But I've been given a task, so I'm
going to do
867
00:53:37,978 --> 00:53:39,433
my task and get on with it.
868
00:53:40,617 --> 00:53:42,403
With the soldiers on the move,
869
00:53:42,428 --> 00:53:46,153
the staff sergeant decided they were
running too far behind.
870
00:53:51,538 --> 00:53:53,042
Let's get in there, right?
871
00:53:53,067 --> 00:53:55,403
Let's get the beans on, let's get
the tomatoes on,
872
00:53:55,428 --> 00:53:58,763
let's give them a hand now. Yeah.
873
00:53:58,788 --> 00:54:01,483
Mark, he's going to come in
now and give you a hand, right?
874
00:54:01,508 --> 00:54:04,083
He'll keep you right. Right. We need
you to motor now.
875
00:54:04,108 --> 00:54:06,153
We need to start motoring,
people, now!
876
00:54:19,978 --> 00:54:22,722
The situation now, they're going to
be pushing it to get this breakfast
877
00:54:22,747 --> 00:54:25,363
out. I've got my lance corporal
in there now, helping them,
878
00:54:25,388 --> 00:54:27,953
and it's a bit of organised chaos
at the moment.
879
00:54:30,817 --> 00:54:33,873
Now, what often happens, is once
the ship has been steadied
880
00:54:33,898 --> 00:54:37,233
and they stop panicking, the celebs
then find that they can achieve
881
00:54:37,258 --> 00:54:40,042
quite a lot in just a short
period of time.
882
00:54:42,428 --> 00:54:44,233
They are right up against it.
883
00:54:44,258 --> 00:54:46,953
I hope they get it out because we
are going to have some
884
00:54:46,978 --> 00:54:49,643
very, very hungry, young cadet
officers
885
00:54:49,668 --> 00:54:51,123
in here in a minute, with guns.
886
00:54:55,148 --> 00:54:57,283
I'm very hungry. Very hungry
indeed, yeah.
887
00:55:01,258 --> 00:55:05,513
And with the Army in control, Andi
made a perfect hollandaise.
888
00:55:05,538 --> 00:55:07,433
Yeah, I think that's perfect.
889
00:55:09,308 --> 00:55:11,083
Nice job. Thank you.
890
00:55:15,148 --> 00:55:18,763
In typical my style, I'm trying to
make it all look really nice.
891
00:55:18,788 --> 00:55:22,483
They'll be like, "Oh..." Moan, moan.
"..he still thinks he's doing fine dining."
892
00:55:22,508 --> 00:55:25,083
Which I do, you know, these guys
want to eat fine food.
893
00:55:29,817 --> 00:55:32,842
Eggs Benedict coming through.
Well done, Andi.
894
00:55:32,867 --> 00:55:35,123
That's a good
dish, well done.
895
00:55:35,148 --> 00:55:37,042
Thank you!
896
00:55:40,508 --> 00:55:42,873
Oh, geez. It was hard, though.
897
00:55:47,178 --> 00:55:49,592
It's been so hard. So, so hard.
898
00:55:51,388 --> 00:55:55,792
Basic cooking facilities and basic
menu, but still an epic struggle
899
00:55:55,817 --> 00:55:58,763
to get that breakfast out
for the cadets.
900
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,153
Yes, please.
901
00:56:04,898 --> 00:56:08,123
They really did learn that day that
an army marches
902
00:56:08,148 --> 00:56:09,483
on its stomach.
903
00:56:09,508 --> 00:56:11,922
There we go.
904
00:56:13,108 --> 00:56:15,563
Oh, the eggs Benedict, served by
Andi Peters -
905
00:56:15,588 --> 00:56:17,123
lovely. Very nice.
906
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:21,123
This is like heaven warmed up
and put on a plate.
907
00:56:21,148 --> 00:56:23,283
Mmm!
908
00:56:29,668 --> 00:56:31,643
Are you looking forward to that?
909
00:56:31,668 --> 00:56:33,433
Just a little bit.
910
00:56:33,458 --> 00:56:38,153
I just, honestly, truly did not
believe it would be this exhausting.
911
00:56:38,178 --> 00:56:40,483
How does it feel to actually
get a nice warm meal
912
00:56:40,508 --> 00:56:42,233
in between your hands?
913
00:56:42,258 --> 00:56:44,643
OK. Thanks very much.
914
00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:47,483
The other guys just had to cook,
I had to follow two recipes.
915
00:56:47,508 --> 00:56:49,842
And making hollandaise sauce
in your own kitchen
916
00:56:49,867 --> 00:56:51,922
is hell. Making it here is worse,
917
00:56:51,947 --> 00:56:53,283
but I did it.
918
00:56:55,178 --> 00:56:57,792
Well, john, there we have it.
919
00:56:57,817 --> 00:57:01,283
Some blasts. Literally, blasts
from the past.
920
00:57:02,788 --> 00:57:05,842
Whoever said MasterChef is all
about fancy food?
921
00:57:05,867 --> 00:57:09,123
It's been one hell of a ride,
and it just goes to show
922
00:57:09,148 --> 00:57:11,672
that without a good grasp of
the basics, you're never
923
00:57:11,697 --> 00:57:13,403
going to succeed.
924
00:57:16,668 --> 00:57:18,513
Next time...
925
00:57:18,538 --> 00:57:20,792
...it's out of the frying pan...
926
00:57:20,817 --> 00:57:22,563
...and into the fire.
927
00:57:22,588 --> 00:57:25,643
I never even sunbathe, so this is
too hot for me!
928
00:57:25,668 --> 00:57:28,153
We look back at some of our
favourite moments...
929
00:57:28,178 --> 00:57:30,672
Oh, oh!
930
00:57:30,697 --> 00:57:33,363
...of our celebs in
a professional kitchen.
931
00:57:33,388 --> 00:57:35,592
Look at that, look at
this! Look!
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