All language subtitles for Bring.The.Funny.S01E11_English

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu

Original subtitles

[ Knocking ] Hey, get up out my face!

Oh...

[ Whews ] Man, I just had the craziest

dream.

What was it, buddy?

Oh, Jeff.

You scared me.

I‐I‐I dreamt that we were the judge of a comedy competition

show featuring the best in sketch a‐and stand‐up and

variety, and ‐‐ and you were there...

Yeah.

...and ‐‐ and so was Chrissy Teigen.

And everyone kept asking why I was there?

Y‐Yes.

[ Chuckles ] A‐A‐And ‐‐ And Amanda Seales

was there.

[ Audience laughs ] I...I said,

"And Amanda Seales was there!" Oh. [ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckling ] [ Cheers and applause ]

That was no dream, Kenan.

Welcome to the "Bring the Funny" finale results!

♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

Last week, our finalists left it all on this stage, fighting for

America's vote.

Let's take a look!

Your hair looks weird.

[ Laughter ] Welcome to the

"Bring the Funny" finale!

Are you ready to laugh?

Whoo!

Alright, here we go.

[ Camera shutter clicking ] This is Lewberger.

♪ I know I pushed the button, and I know I heard the click ♪

I've seen everything from you guys except, like, the sexy

rock 'n' roll side.

♪ ...the block ♪ I love it.

♪ Car ♪ Yeah, yeah!

That was great ‐‐ I think our best performance yet.

Oh, yeah.

I hope so.

Yeah, this was a lot of effort.

The last one, so...

I hope it's the best.

That's gonna be hard to follow.

I know.

I mean, I hope everybody's listening backstage 'cause the

energy in here is hyped.

Tacarra Williams!

Like, I'm a parent parent.

I would rather die than share these nuggets and lemonade...

And the audience obviously loved you before you even said

anything.

She's grown as a comic during the course of this show.

I thought she did a really good job.

[ Exhales sharply ] Oh, my God, it was so good.

Hi!

Oh, hi!

I can't get away from them!

[ Laughs ] Girl, when you asked me could

you borrow that dress, I did not know if you would be able to

pull it off.

You...whoo!

This is the Chris & Paul Show.

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Blowing noises ]

[ Laughing ] Was all my favorite things ‐‐

death...

[ Electricity crackles ] [ Laughter ]

[ Applause ] ...sadness...

You guys should be doing this every night in Las Vegas

for packed houses.

[ Inaudible ] Bucket list!

You shut up. Shut up.

[ Indistinct ] [ Whispering ] Vote for me.

I'm cleaning up your feather diarrhea all over the ‐‐

Look, look, look.

Time to go get that money!

Give it up for Ali Siddiq!

45 minutes.

I'm outside 45 minutes.

[ Laughter ] I would have left her, but she

had my keys.

[ Laughter ] I would pay hard‐earned money

to watch you perform.

[ Cheers and applause ] Money, money, money.

I look dapper.

My set was fire.

I'm‐a tell you what, he is a fantastic stand‐up.

Let's go, Valleyfolk!

♪ One day, I got home early from mending broken gates ♪

You guys are a great, great, great performance group.

♪ Dun, dun, dun! ♪ Even when you unfold the

sign and it's upside down.

Then you made it a bit.

I love the fact y'all are so stinkin' weird.

[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you so much for voting us back.

And America, if we lose again, that's your fault.

We have to beat them.

We have to beat our friends.

All right, that's it.

We've done our job.

You will decide the winner of "Bring the Funny."

It's on video! It's on video!

[ Camera bulb flashes ] [ Cheers and applause ]

One of those acts will be leaving here tonight with

$250,000!

[ Cheers and applause ] Dollar, dollar, dollar bills,

y'all.

But before we crown a winner, we've got some very special

guests joining the celebrations.

I'm talking about SNL's Chris Redd, the roast master

Jeff Ross, Howie Mandel, John Legend, and the

one and only Ellen DeGeneres!

[ Cheers and applause ] And it wouldn't be a party

without these three.

Make some noise for Kenan Thompson...

[ Cheers and applause ] ...Chrissy Teigen...

[ Cheers and applause ] ...and my buddy, Jeff Foxworthy!

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Booing ]

[ Laughter ] Now, when we first started

"Bring the Funny," we knew we had one social media star on our

hands, but little did we know that another one of our judges

would become a viral sensation in front of our very eyes.

Check this out.

#TractorBackThursdays is the hottest Insta trend since

latte art, and just who was responsible?

The man behind America's favorite mustache ‐‐

Jeff Foxworthy.

Instagram can't get enough Jeff Foxworthy.

Move over Chrissy Teigen.

There's a new social media darling in town.

I can't open Instagram without seeing somebody with a

#TractorBackThursday post.

Ariana Grande, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Cardi B.

Cardi B. Yeah.

Wasn't that great?

The kids are craving #TractorBackThursdays.

Taylor Swift, Cara Delevingne, supermodels are doing this, too.

Oh, and another supermodel, Carly Clause.

Maria Menounos here on #TractorBackThursday.

Just want to give a shout‐out to Jeff Foxworthy.

Your old buddy, Larry the Cable Guy.

#TractorBackThursday.

The #TractorBackThursdays hashtag has just surpassed the

world's previously most prolific hashtag ‐‐ #brunchlyfe.

#TractorBackThursdays is at 2.3 million.

Listen, if your name is Jeff Foxworthy, you just might

be an influencer.

[ Cheers and applause ] Give it up for social media's

newest superstar and one of the most successful comedians of all

time, our very own Mr. Jeff Foxworthy!

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

♪♪♪ People in L. A. thinks that's

a tractor, so whatever.

So...

[ Laughter ] Alright, we're all adults here.

Since we're all adults, I think maybe we could talk about the

facts of life.

Like, Fact of Life ‐‐ If you are trying to get to the

bathroom in an emergency situation, it is not a wise idea

to unbutton your pants in transit in the effort to save

a couple of seconds because the muscles that guard the flood

gates will interpret the unbuttoning as the signal to

abandon their post...

and the two seconds you save on that button are nullified by the

hour and a half you spend mopping and doing laundry.

[ Laughter ] Fact of Life ‐‐ Out of all of

the cereals, Captain Crunch is the most time intensive.

Here's what I'm talking about.

You eat it too soon after you pour the milk on and you will

rip the roof of your mouth to shreds.

[ Laughter ] You wait too long after you pour

the milk on and the captain will put a film on your teeth

a wire brush can't get rid of.

[ Laughter ] [ Applause ]

Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ] Fact of Life ‐‐ If your wife

hints she might in the mood, your kids will sense it and

won't go to bed for three years.

[ Laughter ] Speaking of kids,

Fact of Life ‐‐ The more kids you have, the worse your

parenting becomes.

People that only have one child are making homemade baby food

out of organic vegetables they're growing in their own

backyard.

Yeah, about the time that fourth kid rolls around, you're smoking

a cigarette while you watch your toddler pull a year‐old Milk Dud

out from under the stove and eat it.

Pick the cat hair off of it 'fore you put it in your mouth,

dummy.

[ Laughter ] Fact of Life ‐‐ 100% of the

Black men that shave their heads look really, really cool.

50% of the white guys that shave their heads look like they just

murdered their parents.

[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

You're thinking of somebody, aren't you?

Fact of Life ‐‐ Flying on an airplane makes you gassy.

Nobody ever talks about this.

Nobody acknowledges this.

No, we just take our little roll‐around suitcase and walk to

baggage claim, popping them off like a trail horse.

[ Laughter ] [ Popping ]

[ Laughter ] Fact of Life ‐‐ Women always

have more questions than men have answers to.

Great example ‐‐ One night I got a text.

The text said, "Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck."

So, I walked through the house, I found my wife, I said, "Hey,"

said, "I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "Was he driving?"

I said, "I don't know.

I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "Were Carol and the

kids in the car with him?" I said, "I don't know.

I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "Were the people in

the other car hurt, too?" I said, "I don't know.

I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "Did they even have

insurance?" I said, "I don't know.

I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "What hospital did

they take him to?" I said, "I don't know.

I just got a text that said, 'Please pray for Tom.

He was in a bad wreck.'" She said, "You don't know

anything.

What do you know?" I said, "I know you need to pray

for Tom.

I just got a text that said he was in a bad wreck."

[ Applause ] You guys are awesome.

God bless you. Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ] Jeff Foxworthy showing us

how it's done!

When we get back, king of comedy Kenan Thompson will be teaming

up with SNL co‐star Chris Redd for a performance you do not

want to miss.

Don't move a mustache.

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

.

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

Welcome back to the "Bring The Funny:

Finale Results"!

[ Cheers and applause ] This season, we've seen that

comedy comes in many different packages, and it turns out you

can even get comedy delivered right to your door.

Right, Chrissy?

Right.

Check this out.

Mister Zed, the comedian of the future.

Finally, a portable robot comedian that can tell you

jokes anywhere, anytime.

Call now. Time is limited.

[ Dialing ] [ Doorbell rings ]

♪♪♪ [ Whir! Beep! ]

Congratulations!

You ordered Zed, prototype of the Zinnex Line and the

future...of home entertainment.

You're finally here.

What's the Wi‐Fi code?

Chop, chop!

[ Chuckles ] Oh, God!

♪ Hard to handle ♪ Oh, my God! This is amazing!

It's perfect!

Well, thank you!

Always a pleasure to be here in...your kitchen.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

[ Laughter ] Hello? Hello?

Someone's calling me.

Hello?

You're moving too fast for me.

Please take my hand.

You are the best babysitter ever.

♪ You make my dreams come true ♪

Do you want him to be your new daddy?

Nope!

[ Laughter ] ♪ Well, well, you ♪

♪ Ooh‐ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

By the way, Chrissy, did I ever tell you the story about the fax

machine and the farmer's daugh‐‐ Aah! Aah!

[ Splash! ] ♪ I'm down on the daydream ♪

♪ Oh, that sleepwalk should be over by now ♪

[ Laughter ] ♪ I know ♪

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ All right. Charging time!

There ya go.

♪ Oh, yeah ♪ Dad, I need to show you

something.

What?

♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪

Aah!

[ Giggles ] Who is that?!

I'm Zed, prototype of the Zinnex Line and the future...of

home entertainment.

It's been a busy day.

[ Cheers and applause ] Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

Creepy.

Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.

They both star on the biggest sketch show of all time, "SNL,"

and they are one of this season's variety acts.

Make some noise for Chris Redd and Kenan Thompson, featuring

Handsome Naked!

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah, yeah, yeah, squad's in

the house!

Here in the building.

Know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah!

Know what I'm saying?

We're in the building right now.

This is for the people that said we would never make it!

That's right.

This is for all them haters out there.

Yeah, yeah, but look at us now!

Look at the score!

On the "Bring the Funny" stage for the grand finale!

That's right.

But we ain't none of the competitors, though.

We are not competitors.

So I guess they was kinda right.

Yeah, they were real accurate.

But, yo, we 'bout to tell 'em.

Yo!

Let's tell 'em.

I feel like a beat 'bout to drop any minute now.

[ Music pauses, continues ] Let's get it.

Yo, we gonna get ‐‐ You know what?

We just missed it.

That was it right there, huh?

That was it.

We just missed the beat drop.

We shoulda came right in.

Okay, well, let's tell a little 'bout ourselves.

Um, we like to get busy.

We do. I got several jobs.

Yeah, he got several jobs, but none of 'em include music.

And one is a secret.

He's a janitor.

Shut up!

I said that in confidence, man.

Oh, snap. That's my bad.

[ Music pauses, continues ] That was your beat again.

We just missed the beat.

We just missed that beat.

How do you miss it?

We missed the beat one more time, all right.

I'm listening for it.

[ Laughter ] This is going out to my

8th‐grade bus driver.

Henry!

He said that I was gonna ride the bus my whole life!

Guess what?

We took the bus here tonight.

But it wasn't his bus.

But we made some friends on that bus.

Oh, yeah.

Here they are ‐‐ Handsome Naked!

Oh, yeah!

Yeah!

'Bout to jump up on this beat.

Yeah.

Let's go.

As soon as this beat drop, we 'bout to get it.

[ Music pauses, continues ] Oh, we missed it.

We missed the beat.

Oh, was that ‐‐ How y'all gonna roll out here

and miss the whole beat drop?

Just keep going. Keep going.

Look, this song goes out to all them haters who said that we

would never make it out the first round.

But we in here though.

Yeah, I mean, we did have to climb in through a window.

But we in here, and we're ready to jump on this track

when we figure out when the beat drops.

Yeah.

Okay, here the beat drop.

Here it is.

Hey!

Yeah.

[ Music pauses, continues ] Whenever it drops.

Here it comes.

That was it right there.

That was it.

That was it right then.

You had it.

What is the problem?

[ Cheers and applause ] Cut it out. Cut it.

It's the queen!

Queen!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

Yeaaaaah!

Hoo! Hoo!

What is this?

[ Laughter ] [ Stammering ]

So we 'bout ‐‐ We 'bout to get busy telling the people how

people talking crazy.

That's right. That's right.

Soon as we catch that beat.

This is coming off, like, scattered, you know?

Just, like, a little insecure.

Season 4 filming right now.

Holla at me.

[ Cheers and applause ] So...

Yeah.

I feel like you're lacking confidence.

Maybe that would help you catch the beat.

Let me try and build you up, brother.

You know what I'm saying?

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah!

Like, K‐Beezy, catch the beat because you're a lovely man.

You know, you're a great judge.

Mm‐hmm.

You're smart. How about that?

Does that make you feel good?

Made me feel like I can catch that beat, queen.

Thank you.

Now, C‐Money ‐‐ C‐Monéy.

That's not better.

Uh...

You put this whole thing together, so you have

initiative!

Hey, I be having initiations, baby.

That's a ‐‐ That's a whole other word, but you know what?

We don't have time.

We don't have time.

We're gonna bring the beat back, and if y'all could actually

catch it, we got a show to do.

Bring it back!

It's gonna happen.

Let's catch it.

Yeah! Yeah!

Aah!

Oh!

Good Lord. Oh!

That ain't the beat.

What? What?

We asked for the beat!

I don't know.

Why did that happen to us?

[ Music starts ] We want the beat back.

Oof. All right.

There it is.

There it goes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Let's get it.

Uh‐huh.

Handsome Naked.

Uh‐huh.

Let's get it. Here we go.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's get it.

Here we go.

[ Cellphone ringing ] Oh, snap, hold on.

Is that the beat?

I got a phone call.

Kenan?

Got to take this.

He is so busy.

Yello?

[ Laughter ] You say what now?

Oh, we done?

But I'm saying, we was just about to get to the verses.

Yeah.

[ Laughter ] But you saying the verses

don't matter 'cause we outta time?

Okay, that makes sense. Yeah.

Oh.

This was way too long.

Yeah, I got you. I got you.

I guess we should...

Yeah. No, I've been good.

I've been good, you know, just working a lot and stuff like

that.

How about you?

Hey, who is this anyway?

[ Laughter ] Jeff?

Jeff Foxworthy?

Hey, man, I'm looking at you.

What's up?

Yeah, cool, so you're saying "Wrap it up"?

Okay, I got you. Wrap it up.

Hey, fellas, we gotta go.

We gotta wrap this thing.

All right. We'll ride out.

Let's go.

But the people thought it was over, but it ain't!

Aah!

Oh! Let's go!

Gotta go. No drill.

Road mode. Road mode.

Road mode.

Wrap it up!

Left turn. Left turn.

Left turn.

I'm, like, in Mario Kart.

Let's hear it again for Chris Redd, Handsome Naked, and

Kenan Thompson!

Plus, yours truly.

Tonight we'll announce the winner of "Bring the Funny," and

when we come back, our favorite puppet shows us he's more than

just a pretty felt face.

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]

.

♪♪♪ Welcome back to

"Bring The Funny: The Finale Results"!

[ Cheers and applause ] Tonight, our winning act will

receive $250,000 and land a spot at the 2020 Just for Laughs

Festival in Montréal.

Ow!

So we sent one of our favorite "Bring the Funny"

contestants to this year's JFL Festival to check it out.

Here's Randy!

[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, my gosh!

This is so exciting!

Just For Laughs!

Ha‐ha!

Hey! It's Randy here at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival

in Montréal, biggest comedy festival in the world, and I'm

here to find out what the winner of "Bring the Funny" can expect

when they get to perform here next year.

This is the crème de la crème of comedy.

Anybody who is anybody is here.

♪ Hey, look, Ma, I made it ♪ What's going on?

Randy, right?

I'm Randy, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, from NBC's "Bring the Funny."

You were on that show, weren't you?

I was on it.

It's so cool to be reunited with you at the red carpet here at

the JFL Awards.

Yes.

You look very dapper and dashing in your suit and tie.

Thank you so much.

This guy.

You just smelled me.

Hey, how are you, man?

Long time no see, man.

It's so good to see you.

I love the ‐‐ out of you.

Oh! I love you so much!

Mmmm! Wah!

Mmmm! Mmmm!

Mmm! Ah.

It's been a while since Ronny Chieng and I have seen

each other.

I'm basically a miniature clone of you.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like looking in the mirror.

Whoever wins this "Bring the Funny" competition

gets to perform here at the Montréal Just For Laughs

Festival.

Do you have any advice?

Never get drunk on drinks that are free.

Make sure the agents buy lunch.

Punchlines and poutine.

Poutine's a little overrated.

Oh, man, I'm with you.

Cancel him in Canada!

He hates your native dishes!

♪ Hey, look, Ma, I made it ♪ Come with me while we skip

the line.

Whoever wins "Bring the Funny" is gonna have an amazing time

here at the Montréal Just For Laughs Festival.

Oh, it's been a delight.

Fist bump that.

You're not ‐‐ You're not making a fist.

I know.

It's tricky for me without the movable fingers.

You're not making a fist.

What about if you do a fist bump, and I'll head‐butt it.

Oh. Boom!

Ah!

There we go.

Oh, God.

All right.

That was harder than I expected.

Are you okay?

Ohh.

♪ Hey, look, Ma, I made it ♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

And here he is, Randy Feltface!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ] Thank you! Thank you!

This is such an honor.

Thank you so much.

Firstly, I'd just like to thank everybody here at

"Bring the Funny" for believing in me.

I promise I won't forget you all now that I'm the winner.

Um, uh, you know, when I first started in this business, I

thought one day I would ‐‐ Uh, Ran‐‐ Randy.

Um...

You didn't win.

No.

W‐What's that? What?

Remember when you were eliminated?

Yeah.

I thought that was just a technicality, right?

I mean, you said the winner gets to go to Montréal.

I went to Montréal.

I'm the winner!

No.

Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ] America!

no.

Right?

We sent you to Montréal to show what the winner gets.

Ohhhh.

Do I still get the 250 grand?

No.

50 grand?

Nay.

5 grand?

Nada.

5 bucks?

Yes. We can do 5 smackaroonis.

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] We will be revealing the actual

winner very shortly.

[ Laughs ] Now, throughout the summer, we

formed something of a tight‐knit "Bring the Funny" family ‐‐

Me, Kenan, Jeff, Chrissy, and there's one other person who's

definitely become an honorary member.

Take a look.

John Legend is always popping in, showing love to his wife.

What up, my dawg?

Hey.

Hello, everybody.

Y'all see John Legend in this building.

[ Cheers and applause ] Any set I'm working on, they

always end up just making him a chair.

He's in here all the time.

He's got a little bit of that creeper thing, 'cause you don't

see him coming.

Congratulations.

[ Laughter ] And then he's just there.

[ Cheers and applause ] This head will go up and go,

"Hey, baby."

He's my one‐trick pony.

[ Laughter ] Get it. Get it.

He thinks he runs the place.

Like, he's very comfortable to just walk in, and I'm like,

"We're taping. Hi."

Are we on TV right now?

Maybe.

[ Laughter ] You know he wants to get up

there.

He does!

I'm waiting for him to get up there and be like, "Let me show

you how it's done."

Hello, Chrissy, I want to make you laugh, but...

He's not a funny guy.

...it rarely happens.

He's got a strange laugh.

[ Chuckles deeply ] [ Chuckles deeply ]

Huh‐huh‐huh‐huh.

Kenan can do it better.

John laughs like a supervillain.

Meh‐huh‐huh‐huh‐huh.

[ Laughter ] ♪♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ] What would the show be

without the unofficial fifth member of the family?

Please welcome John Legend!

[ Cheers and applause ] Hey!

Hello!

I'm so grateful.

I'm so grateful you all are here.

"Bring the Funny" welcomes me with open arms.

Yes. Yes.

And I'm here to support Chrissy.

Mwah!

I can't believe how lucky we've been to have one of

America's greatest singers just hanging around all season.

I mean, he's got an EGOT, people!

An EGOT!

John, now, you ‐‐ you've been coming here for the whole

season.

You got to play tonight, dude.

You want me to play?

Yes. Yes.

[ Cheers and applause ] It would be my pleasure!

[ Cheers and applause ] I thought you'd never ask.

Uh...

Bring it out.

Yes!

Tails, please?

Yes!

[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, yeah. There we go.

Look at the jacket.

Oh, this is about to be a show.

Come on.

Just getting with it.

[ Cheers and applause ] Uh, piano, please?

Thank you.

There's a piano.

[ Cheers and applause ] Yes!

You know...

I think we're gonna need some Legend lighting on the stage.

Yes. Yes.

What do you think?

We're almost there.

Can we also get some candles?

I just want to set the mood.

Yes. Yes.

[ Cheers and applause ] Okay.

[ Sighs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Mnh.

Actually, uh, sorry, John.

Just got word we got to take a quick break.

Save it for "The Voice," homey!

It premiers next Monday, September 23rd at 8:00 p. m. on

NBC.

When we come back, our judges will be in the hot seat as

Jeff Ross serves up a specially prepared roast.

More "Bring the Funny: Finale" after this.

[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

.

Welcome back to the "Bring The Funny:

Finale Results"!

[ Cheers and applause ] The anticipation is growing as

our finalists await the results of America's vote.

But before we start popping the champagne and firing up the

confetti machine, let's take a look back at all the fun the

four of us have had getting to know each other.

This show is so wild, so crazy.

It's so much fun.

Is everyone having a good time?

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪ It ain't my fault that I'm

out here gettin' loose ♪ ♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose ♪

With Kenan, you really never know which way he's gonna go.

What? What you talking about?

He keeps me on my toes.

Oh, my God! He's right here!

Aah! [Bleep] [ Laughter ]

Sorry! Oh, my God!

I'm looking for the funny.

[ Laughter ] He can make you laugh without

saying a word.

[ Cushion farts ] [ Laughter ]

All the people.

Chrissy is just hilarious.

Don't ever make that face ever again.

She may not know all the technical things we know, but

she's just a fan of laughing.

She's the most important voice on here.

I was laughing so hard that I was ashamed at how hard I was

laughing, right?

Even though she's not a stand‐up, her willingness to be

direct and open about things is definitely what's needed.

You can't be handsome and funny.

Jeff ‐‐ Jeff's leaving.

Jeff's leaving.

[ Laughter ] Oh, you did it now, Chrissy.

Jeff doing stand‐up, Kenan being such a sketch genius, they

bring something to the table that's totally unique, totally

different.

I swear to God, that was my hairdo like in senior year of

high school.

I had a Camaro and that hair.

I had no idea I was gonna like them so much.

♪ Like Chardonnay get ♪ Nothing about it seems like a

job.

Ohh!

No, it really doesn't.

It's just fun.

♪ It ain't my fault that I'm out here gettin' loose ♪

♪ Gotta blame it on the Goose ♪ Amanda holds this whole show

together.

Oh [bleep] We're about to do a show.

Oh, it's about to go down?

For real?

Let it go down.

Are you being serious?

"Bring the Funny," what's good?!

♪ Gotta blame it on my juice ♪

She's like the James Brown of our industry.

She is the hardest‐working person in show biz.

Pay attention, people.

Yeah!

[ Laughter ] It's been fun to work with

Chrissy and Jeff and, um...

You can leave it there.

[ Laughs ] You can leave it right there.

Getting paid to laugh all day.

It's pretty amazing.

[ Cheers and applause ] I'm a little ‐‐ I'm a little

verklempt.

I'm a little verklempt.

[ Cheers and applause ] Okay.

Now, as you can see, our judges have moved from the safety of

the judging booth right here into the spotlight.

[ Laughs ] What is this?

[ Laughs ] I hope y'all are hungry, because

a roast is about to be served!

Give it up for the Roastmaster General himself,

Mr. Jeff Ross!

[ Cheers and applause ] Hi, everybody.

[ Laughs ] Hi, Amanda.

Hi.

Great to see you.

You, too. Go easy on 'em.

Oh, no.

Oh, man.

Great to see you, buddy.

How are you?

I didn't know we were doing this.

Really?

It would have been nice to know.

That's okay.

You bet.

How's everybody doing?

[ Cheers and applause ] Oh, gosh.

Yeah, real comedy fans!

I love it!

[ Chuckles ] I am honored to be on the

season finale of "Bring the Funny," which is by

far the funniest show on this network in this time slot.

[ Laughter ] I have a question, okay?

Whose job is it to explain the jokes to Chrissy?

[ Laughter ] Chrissy, why are you still

wearing your napkin from lunch?

[ Audience groans, laughter ] Chrissy and I have a lot in

common.

We both love comedy, we both roasted the president of the

United States...

[ Cheers and applause ] Yep. Yep.

You and me.

...and we both find John Legend attractive.

[ Laughter ] A lot of people ask me, "How

do you make a living in comedy?" I tell them you have to be

talented, work hard, and persevere.

And if that doesn't work, then marry somebody talented who

works hard and perseveres.

[ Laughter ] I knew this was gonna happen.

And the great Kenan Thompson, everybody.

[ Cheers and applause ] I love this guy.

I love this guy.

Everybody has seen you in "Good Burger" and also

Astroburger and In‐N‐Out Burger.

[ Laughter ] Taco Bell.

I'm sorry, man.

I love you, Kenan.

You got your start ‐‐ Remember "All That"?

You guys remember "All That"?

[ Cheers and applause ] Don't build it up just so you

can tear it down.

By the way, "All That" is also how Kenan orders off a

menu.

Oh, snap.

[ Laughter ] Yo, let me just get all that.

You look great, Kenan.

You never age.

And Chrissy, you're aging like fine wine.

And Jeff looks like he's fermenting in a cellar.

[ Laughter ] Jeff Foxworthy!

How is it possible that you're worth $100 million, but you

still look like you make a living disinfecting bowling

shoes?

[ Laughter ] You look like a cartoon

squirrel's grandpa.

[ Laughter ] Jeff, Jeff is now on this show

because apparently, he is not smarter than a 5th grader.

Yeah.

[ Audience groans, laughter ] No. Not even close.

In closing, I'd like to congratulate the judges ‐‐

Chrissy, Kenan, and Jeff on a fantastic season.

I only roast the ones I love, and I love what this show is

doing for comics.

So thank you, everybody.

Roast on!

Good luck to the finalists!

[ Cheers and applause ] I want all that.

Yeah, all that. All that.

All that.

Put your hands together for Jeff Ross!

[ Cheers and applause ] We're gonna take a quick break,

mainly to let everyone recover.

But keep watching because we're edging closer to revealing which

of our five finalists will claim the "Bring the Funny" crown.

See you in a few.

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Cheers and applause ]

.

♪♪♪ Welcome back to

"Bring the Funny"!

[ Cheers and applause ] Y'all, we are minutes away from

what many are calling the greatest moment in television

history!

[ Cheers and applause ] And by many, I mean me.

[ Laughter ] Because we will be revealing the

"Bring the Funny" Season 1 winner very, very soon.

We can't wait!

[ Cheers and applause ] It's gonna be amazing!

But first, ever wanted to know what Jeff Foxworthy and

Kenan Thompson look like in a shower cap and goggles?

Yeah.

Well, let the "Game of Games" begin!

Oh, my gosh.

[ Cheers and applause ] I'm here to play the most

dangerous game on television.

Let's play "Danger Word."

♪ Word up ♪ ♪ Everybody say ♪

♪ When you hear their call, you've got to get it under way ♪

Ow!

Alrighty.

And I am gonna play it with everyone from NBC's

"Bring the Funny."

You're gonna have to work together in teams.

One person is gonna stay clean.

The other one is gonna sit in front of the cannon.

Don't worry, the cannon only shoots air, and then air pushes

out mystery goo.

[ Laughter ] All right. Here we go.

Take a look at the winning word and the danger word.

Chrissy, we are gonna start with you.

One word clue.

Clothing.

Shirt.

[ Buzzer ] Amanda?

Intimates.

Underwear.

[ Buzzer ] Sexy.

Lingerie?

Yep.

[ Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Zha‐zha!

[ Laughs ] That was good, though.

They played the game right.

They played it right.

Yep.

All right, unfortunately, Jeff, it's time for you to get

blasted.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, God!

[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughs ]

All right.

Here's the next winning word, and the danger word.

Amanda, this is your turn...

Oh, snap.

...to give the first clue.

One word clue, Amanda.

Appalachian.

[ Chuckles ] Redneck.

[ Alarm sounds ] That was the danger word.

The winning word was hillbilly.

Wait, they can't say the danger word?

Nobody can.

No, you can't do that.

No, apparently, they can, Ellen.

[ Laughter ] You're trying to get them to

say the winning word.

Oh, God. What happens now?

This does.

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] [ Laughter ]

All right.

Here's the next winning word.

Be careful, 'cause Jeff needs to win this.

Amanda?

Buzzed.

I'm sorry.

I have cranberries in my ear.

Could you repeat?

Buzzed.

Drunk?

[ Alarm sounds ] Oh!

Oh, no.

Tipsy was the word we were looking for.

[ Whirring, beeping ] [ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ] Hi, Kenan.

Hi.

Oh!

What was that?

Wait. I didn't do nothing!

[ Laughter ] Ruthless.

Did we win?

Yes! You're the winners!

Oh, my gosh!

We won!

For winning, you get a tremendous sense of

satisfaction.

[ Laughter ] Bye, everyone!

Bye‐bye!

Bye!

♪ Word up ♪ Oh, my gosh!

I love that game.

♪ Everybody say ♪ ♪ When you hear their call,

you've got to get it under way ♪ Ellen, why?

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

Oh!

We can't wait for more Ellen when "Game of Games" Season 3

returns on NBC.

Hey, and don't miss the Los Angeles Rams take on the

Cleveland Browns this Sunday at 7:00 Eastern on NBC.

All right!

We are rapidly approaching the moment of truth.

After the break, we'll be revealing who has won the whole

shebang.

It is about to go down in here.

See you in a sec.

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

.

[ Cheers and applause ] Welcome back to the

"Bring The Funny: Finale Results"!

[ Cheers and applause ] Let's hear it for our finalists,

who have joined us in the room.

[ Cheers and applause ] All right. I'm about to announce

America's top two vote getters.

Oh.

Top two.

The two acts that received the most votes from America are...

Tacarra Williams...

[ Cheers and applause ] Aah!

[ Cheers and applause ] Simmer. Simmer. Simmer.

And...

The Valleyfolk!

[ Cheers and applause ] Tacarra.

The Valleyfolk.

Hello.

There was only 2% separating each of you from the top.

But before we crown the winner, let's take a look back at what

this experience has meant to you.

♪♪♪ Going from the open mic night

to now being on the finale, it's still unreal.

What happens in Vegas turned 5 in February.

That's what happened in Vegas.

[ Laughter ] I'm still, like, on this high

of, "When am I gonna wake up?" You're just naturally funny.

That's like a gift God puts on you.

Congratulations, Tacarra Williams!

I want to show that you can be a mom and still live your

dream.

[ Snapping fingers ] I felt like I needed to snap the

end of that.

[ Snaps fingers ] [ Cheers and applause ]

This experience has been wonderful.

[ Screaming ] You gave us one of the

greatest escapes we've had.

After the open mic round, we were, like, moved.

It was like, "Oh, my God.

This is incredible."

[ Screaming ] [ Laughter ]

What we do is bizarre and uniquely us.

I was laughing so hard, I was ashamed.

[ Laughter ] It was surprising the judges

were so receptive.

Aah!

[ Laughter ] ♪♪♪

No matter what happens, we made Jeff, Kenan, and Chrissy

laugh.

And there's so much footage of it, you can't prove me wrong.

♪♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

Judges ‐‐ Kenan, Chrissy, Jeff, any final thoughts before

we reveal our winner?

You know what?

All five of the acts in the finale, fabulous.

Fabulous, should be in this business making people laugh

every night.

[ Cheers and applause ] Every night.

Absolutely.

Chrissy?

[ Sighs ] [ Laughter ]

I'm really emotional.

[ Laughs ] Speak your mind.

No.

I was just thinking it's just been so fun to see everybody put

yourselves out there for us, and it's just such a selfless job.

And thank you guys, everybody.

You two acts deserve to be up there, of course, but everybody

down here, too.

You made me so happy.

[ Applause ] This is the best job on Earth.

I'm such a dork. I'm sorry.

[ Laughs ] [ Cheers and applause ]

You are such a dork.

K‐Beezy?

I mean, I ‐‐ I understand why she's crying, you know?

It's, like, I feel like we've been on this journey together

and we've arrived at this point, and, you know, it is unfortunate

that there can only be one winner, but I think you're all

winners in my opinion.

You know, I wish I could give you all the money in the world,

you know, so...

[ Cheers and applause ] All right.

It's time for the big reveal.

Judges, I believe the winning envelope is right in front of

you.

Whhhhk!

Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Get it! Get it! Get it! Get it!

Ah! I'll get it.

I clearly am not doing this.

No. Open it.

Come on. Do it.

No, I don't want to.

I can't.

You do it. You do it.

I don't want to do it.

I'll do it. I'm the old guy.

Jeff will do it.

Okay.

I'll do it.

All right.

All right. I'm not scared.

Who knew I had, like, emotions?

Right?

Isn't it so weird?

There ‐‐ There's ‐‐ There's nothing in here.

What?

Look. It's empty.

You have open the sides.

Come on.

[ Laughter ] You're gonna break it.

You broke it!

Oh, she just broke it.

Okay.

Did y'all really think I was gonna let you announce the

winner?

Come on!

I'm the host of the show!

[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]

Come on, y'all.

Come on. Come on. Come on.

[ Cheers and applause ] All right.

Ah, yeah. Do it.

The winner of "Bring the Funny" is...

The Valleyfolk!

[ Cheers and applause ] How does it feel?

How does it feel?!

Aah!

What the hell?!

♪♪♪ Huge congratulations to

The Valleyfolk and to all of our acts throughout the season,

especially our top five, the judges ‐‐ Jeff, Chrissy, and

Kenan have been amazing.

I have been amazing.

A massive thank‐you to everybody watching at home.

Give yourselves a round of applause in your living rooms!

I've been Amanda Seales.

This has been "Bring the Funny."

Good night!

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪♪

Thank you, America, for watching this show, making it a

hit.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you, absolutely.

And thank you so much, N...

B...

C.

Nice.

Pretty good, right?

Yeah.

[ Chuckles ] ♪♪♪

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.