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� Come on, let's bring it. � Yes.

� Let's bring it. � Bring it.

[upbeat pop music]

� It's us or the hot dogs.

[all scream]

[laughter]

� ♪ Drunk people lose shoes, drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Ahh ♪

� That's just slob kebabs. Like, I'm so done, Scott.

� Kourtney, that was spot�on.

� Oh, my God!

� I love the fact that you're an original.

� What? � No!

� "Yeah!"

[upbeat hip�hop music]

� I didn't know this kind of comedy existed...

[chaotic upbeat music]

♪ ♪

� Yeah! Yeah!

� But now that it's gone, I miss it.

[upbeat club music]

� Oh, no!

� Please welcome your emcee, Amanda Seales!

[cheers and applause]

� ♪ Give me your love ♪

� "Bring the Funny," what's good?

� ♪ Give me your love ♪

I like. I like. I'm Amanda Seales,

and this evening, we are going to make you laugh.

[cheers and applause]

Now let me introduce you to three people who specialize

in bringing the funny.

These are our judges.

Start clapping now for Mr. Jeff Foxworthy.

� ♪ Give me your love, I need it ♪

� Yeah, dog!

[barking]

� My girl, Ms. Chrissy Teigen.

� Hey, Chrissy! Chrissy!

That's right. That's right.

� And Mr. Kenan Thompson!

[cheers and applause]

� ♪ Give me your love ♪

♪ ♪

� Yes, he is ♪ all that ♪

� [laughs]

� All right, are you guys ready for the funny?

'Cause we've got a lot of funny for you.

� Come on. Let's bring it. � Bring it.

� Yes. � Let's bring it.

� All right. � Let's bring it.

� Then let's get our first act out here.

� All right. � This act used to be

a college basketball star,

and tonight he's gonna cross you over with his comedy

hoping to become the Michael Jordan of standup.

� Oh!

� Those are big shoes to fill. � Yeah.

� All right. Here we go.

� This is Calvin Evans.

[cheers and applause] � They sound ready.

[upbeat jazzy music]

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, come on. Come on.

� Kill 'em. � Thank you.

� He's got the Michael Jordan shoes on.

� How we feeling? We good?

[all cheer]

That's what I'm talking about, feeling good.

I'm at the age where I want kids,

but I don't want to be a father.

[audience murmurs]

No, no. Hear me out.

It sounds strange, but what I'm saying is, like,

it's certain things that make fathers mad

that don't make nobody else mad in they household.

Fathers, y'all gonna agree with me.

After a long, hard day at work, you drive home.

You get to your house. You go in your house.

You go in a room in your house

and it's a light on,

but there ain't nobody in that room.

Fathers lose they mind.

They just stare up at the ceiling cursing themselves.

"Oh, okay. This what we doing. Okay."

Fathers be so tired and confused

they just start yelling crazy stuff at the family.

"You know what? Since we don't know

"how to turn lights off around here, from now on,

"everybody get they own individual light bulb!

[laughter]

"When you go in the room, you take your light bulb!

"When you leave out, you take it out!

"And if you lose your light bulb,

no more light for you."

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

All my college friends, they start to have kids now.

They got toddlers running around the house.

When you got toddlers in your house,

there's two types of quiet, right?

It's regular quiet and too quiet, right?

Regular quiet: they sleep. I can go to sleep.

I can get some stuff done. Too quiet is,

"I don't know what they at or what the hell they doing,"

and usually, when you find a toddler,

they in the room naked writing on walls.

[laughter]

It's never one place. They get the whole wall.

Why do kids get naked when you leave 'em by they self?

They get in that room, and they like,

"I did not come here like this. This don't feel right.

There's work to be done."

[laughter]

Thank y'all. It's my time.

I'm Calvin Evans.

[cheers and applause]

[upbeat funky music]

� Comics know. In big. Out.

� Calvin. � Hey, hey.

� Brother Calvin, I thought you did a great job.

Your stage presence is amazing.

The way you work the room is amazing.

Like, you took your time, and, like, drew on the walls

and made that a big move. Man, I thought it was great.

� Thank you. Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

� This is so cool for me,

because you're a name that I would actively seek out.

If your name was on a marquee,

at a Comedy Store, I would hit it up.

� There it is. Calvin Evans. � There you go.

� You are a standup comedian. That's the greatest compliment.

� Absolute. � Oh, thank you.

� Absolute. � Thank you. Thank you so much.

� Your physicality is wonderful.

� Yep.

� You know, it's one thing with standup

to make people laugh with the words,

but when you can act stuff out��

you don't know how big you could be doing this.

I'm telling you that right now. � Oh, thank you.

� You could be big. � Thank you so much.

� Papa C's. � Give it up for Calvin Evans!

� Thank y'all. Thank you. Thank you.

[cheers and applause]

� Damn. � Right?

� I just want to thank everybody.

That's how happy I am right now.

Thank you. Thank everyb��

I'm keeping this microphone.

Thank you. Thank you.

I'm so happy. I'm excited.

� His physicality is great. � Brilliant.

� Yeah.

� And that's what I'm also waiting for,

is somebody who's willing to, like, break this wall,

and jump off the stage, and, like, go through it,

and rip this room apart, person by person.

� Yeah.

� Now, Chrissy, when I say,

"Handsome naked,"

what does that conjure up for you, in your mind?

In your... [laughs] � Jeff Foxworthy, baby.

� There it is. � It's right there.

� Well, that's exactly

what this next act is called.

Let's see what some Handsome Naked looks like.

[cheers and applause]

[bass beat]

� Yo, let's teach 'em how to dance.

� Okay. � Handsome Naked style.

� Okay. Okay.

[rapping] When yo hit the dance floor...

both: I do it lightly.

� And when I cut rugs up...

both: I do it politely.

� So save yourself some trouble and a whole...

both: Bunch of pulled back muscles.

Do whatever dance you want.

Just keep it really, really subtle.

� [whispering] Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

� Whoa.

� [whispering] Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle...

� Just keep it subtle. � Subtle.

[whispering] Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle.

� Just keep it subtle.

� Ride to the club and then...

Get high with a couple of friends.

Look fly popping tags going in.

Find a dime to take home again.

Want to cut it with some hustle when you break this huddle.

both: Find a girl or a couple.

� Why not make it a double? Take by some hit jam.

Leave right here, if you struggle.

both: Do whatever dance you want.

Just keep it really, really subtle.

� [whispering] Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle. Subtle.

Subtle. Subtle.

� Just keep it subtle.

� Oh!

♪ ♪

� Just keep it subtle.

� Where's my photo?

� All right. Thank you.

� Should we go up? Our bad.

Our bad. Our collective bad.

� I feel left out.

[cheers and applause]

� Jeff? � It's clear to me now.

The last thing my mother said to me...

[laughter]

Before we started the show was,

"I'm going to pray for you when you're in LA."

[laughter]

� I'm so confused.

I actually...

I didn't know I wanted it,

but now that it's gone, I miss it.

� That's a good tagline for us. Yeah.

� I mean you guys just remind me of,

you know, that playful, you know, playing in the garage

with your homies, like, figuring out

what you think is funny.

And then of course,

you know how to get a rise out of a crowd,

like you stick an ass in Jeff Foxworthy's face.

That's gonna get a reaction. You know what I mean?

And like, you know, bringing it over to the judges.

Like, we were just talking, like, who's gonna be the one

that's willing to come off the stage

and engage the people that are here?

However, I'm not sure if you'll be able to do that each week

without it being predictable or something like that.

Nothing to take away from how talented

and how well you guys work together, so kudos.

� Yes. � Thank you very much.

� Kudos. Let's hear it for Handsome Naked.

Thank you guys so much.

[upbeat music]

� I wanted to hate it when I first was watching it,

you know what I mean?

Like, you don't really get it till it's over,

which I find is kind of fascinating.

� Yeah. It's actually�� � A little bit. Yeah.

� A little bit.

� That's why I�� I like it more now.

� But can you replicate this... � Exactly.

� For however many times you've got to do it?

� You gotta have it be funny each time.

� Yeah, yeah, yeah. � Yeah.

� 'Cause by the time I've seen that twice...

� Yes. � We're ahead of you.

� You've got to have somewhere to go.

� Today's show is filled with drama

that you don't want to miss.

� I'm sorry your dad was in an accident!

� Children come at they�� "Hey, I want to give my mama

something for Mother's Day."

We going so deep in our pocket

we touch our kneecap, go and get that money.

� You're a star.

� If I ever put on a waist trainer for you,

you can't come to me and be like,

"I want to see other people."

I moved my kidney for you!

� I'm married, but I'm on Tinder

because I miss it. � Oh, snap.

� No, no. Not like��no, no.

� John is somewhere like, "Huh?"

� I know.

� I'm sorry.

.

[funky music]

� Now, Chrissy, do you do standup at all?

� No! No.

� No? � No, no, no.

� Have you ever tried it? � No.

Never in my life. No, no. God.

� My wife used to act, and I would always say to her,

"Let me just write you five minutes,

so you'll know what it"�� and she said,

"If I'm in a bad play,

there's somebody else to blame it on."

� [laughing] � Standup, it's��

� She said, "When you're a comic you're the writer.

The director. You're all of it."

� It's all you.

� Our next performer will bring music

to your ears and laughter to your mouth.

[funky music]

� This is exciting. About to go onstage.

Oh, it's like I'm on a rollercoaster,

and I'm barred in

and going up the click, click, click, click, click...

� Give it up for Kristin Key!

� Let's do it.

� Have a good one.

� Kristin.

� Oh, wow. It's so good to be here.

This is so exciting. I feel like I'm in a fairytale.

Yeah, which means something bad's about to happen.

Yeah. I've been reading fairytales to my niece lately.

She wanted me to read her "Cinderella,"

and I'm not around little kids that often,

so I was treating it like book club, you know.

[strumming]

Read the book and then discuss.

[laughter]

At the end of the story,

I was like, "Ugh, what'd you think?"

She was like, "Oh, I liked Cinderella,"

and I was like, "Oh, that's so weird. I hated her."

[riffing]

♪ ♪

[singing] ♪ Cinderella was a pretty good housekeeper ♪

♪ But kind of ungrateful to the stepmother ♪

♪ That took her in ♪

♪ She was always complaining ♪

♪ A whiny brat, if you ask me ♪

♪ Complaining about the fact that she had to clean ♪

♪ I mean, come on ♪

♪ This nice lady put a roof up over your head ♪

♪ So suck it up, Cinderella, and make the bed ♪

♪ Suck it up, Cinderella ♪

♪ Make the bed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Well, despite her attitude, she gets invited to a party ♪

♪ where she starts hitting on the hottest guy around ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Then she gets drunk and starts acting like a stripper ♪

♪ She loses track of time, stumbles down the stairs ♪

♪ Loses her glass slipper ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes, drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Sober people never do, drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes, sober people never do ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Let's look at the moral of the story that we learned ♪

♪ From "Cinderella" ♪

♪ If you're a whiny little floozy who goes to parties ♪

♪ And gets boozy, you'll attract the wrong guy ♪

♪ Who might be rich, but has a foot fetish ♪

♪ 'Cause if you think about the prince ♪

♪ He likes to make girls try on shoes ♪

♪ Try on shoes... ♪

[all cheering]

♪ Let's look at the moral of the story ♪

♪ That we've learned from this song ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes, drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Sober people never do, do, do ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes, sober people never do ♪

♪ Big finish, drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Drunk people lose shoes ♪

♪ Meow. Cinderella now, ahhh! ♪

[vocalizing]

♪ Sober people never do ♪

[strumming]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

� That was a note!

� Uh�huh.

� Drunk people lose shoes.

� I know this story all too well.

� Sober people never do.

[laughter]

� That was damn catchy.

I watch "Cinderella" with my daughter,

and it never occurred to me that she's wasted.

Like, of course she is.

It's true, so I learned something tonight,

and now I'm never gonna forget it.

That was really great. � Thank you.

� That was really good.

� Hi, Jeff Foxworthy. � Hey, Kristin Key.

How are you? � Oh, my God. Hi.

� Do you know what was so cool about that was, you jumped in

with a premise that everybody immediately knew the story.

Here's the one thing I would caution you about.

You've got this ability to talk very fast.

Just make sure you enunciate,

but what a funny premise. I mean...

� Thank you. � Taking something so simple

and well�executed. Good job.

� Thank you. Hi, Kenan.

� Hi. Nice to meet you.

� Nice to meet you. � Fantastic job.

� Thank you. � You're incredibly gifted

at a lot of things.

You just destroyed that.

I mean you had the entire crowd, like,

clapping along to, like, you know, a song.

And it's tough, because now you've set a precedent

of coming up with funny songs.

Is that something you worry about?

� I have a lot of different material with music,

and so I'm a musical storyteller.

� Absolutely. � Very good.

And you do a great job of it.

� Absolutely. � Thank you.

� In a variety of ways.

� Ah, look at you!

� That's why I'm the MC. That's why I'm the MC.

One more time for Kristin Key, y'all!

� Whoo!

� ♪ I need it ♪

♪ Gimme your all ♪

♪ I need it, gimme your love ♪

� Can you imagine? Like, standup's hard enough,

and then to add in a guitar to it.

� And singing.

Like, that's a lot of talent. � It is.

� Yeah. � Oh, yeah.

� Oh, yeah, so I love that.

� ♪ Gimme your love ♪

.

[percussive music]

� Y'all look so good.

[cheers and applause]

And so do you at home.

� This is my first time doing standup.

Don't tell anybody. Shh!

� Here to give Kenan a run

for the funniest Thompson in the house,

please welcome the talented Candice Thompson, everybody!

� Oh, nice. Family.

[funky music]

♪ ♪

� Kill it.

♪ ♪

� Hey, everybody. How we doing? We good?

all: Yes! � Yes! Whoo. All right.

A little bit of something you should know about me

is that I am a single person, all right?

I am single, and in order to overcome this situation

I have been going out on a lot of dates,

and I am tired.

There is just so much maintenance

we have to do and upkeep��

societal pressures for us to look

and behave certain ways.

We have to smile all the time.

I was on Instagram the other day,

and I saw a promotion for a waist trainer.

Have you guys seen these things?

� Yeah. � They're like these corset

things that bind our waists,

so that we have the perfect hourglass shape.

I Googled it, and I read an article

that said we're not supposed to wear these things,

because it literally damages our organs, right?

Yet, I still see people wearing these waist trainers.

I have friends that wear them,

because they think men like them.

Fellas, look.

If I ever put on a waist trainer for you,

know we are never breaking up, all right?

We are never.

[laughter]

You can't come to me and be like,

"I want to see other people."

I moved my kidney for you!

[laughter]

Waxing is a thing; we have to get waxed.

I like talking to all my female friends

about their waxing experiences,

and the one thing I hear across the board

that they hate, even more so than the pain,

is they hate how much it costs, right?

They're like, "Every time I want to get my bikini wax

it costs like $50, $60."

Then I started thinking about it, and I was like,

"Hmm, that's really not that much money

when you think about what that waxer has to do."

Think about that poor person.

Put yourself in their shoes for just two seconds.

A complete stranger just walks in off the streets,

right, drops trou,

and you gotta rip hair out of their crotch?

Are you kidding me?

If I had to spread your butt cheeks

I'm charging you $17,000.

Do you understand me?!

� That's funny. � Thank you guys.

[dynamic pop music]

♪ ♪

Thank you.

� Jeff? Thoughts? � You came out,

and you got right into it which I thought was fabulous.

I love, like, what you did with the waist trainer

where you went in and got one laugh,

and then two laughs, and three laughs,

and four laughs, all off of the same premise.

That's great work. Excellent job.

� Thank you, Jeff.

� Jeff Foxworthy just said "waist trainers."

I never, in my life,

thought I would hear that come out of your mouth, ever.

� I'm wearing one right now. I got it on right now.

� I know. You look good. You look good.

I love relatability, and not only are we women,

but you actually made me appreciate the dating stories.

Everything��I'm married, but I love a good dating story.

� You've been through the struggle.

I know we all have been through the struggle, right.

� I have, and I miss it honestly.

I am on Tinder because I miss it.

� Oh, snap.

� No, no! Not like��no, no.

Not like��no. I'm not on it. I'm on it��

� No. It's cool. It's cool. � I think it's funny.

� It's out there. It's already out there.

� No, no, no. John knows already.

� Yeah.

That's y'all's business, you know?

We don't judge.

� No, I go through my friends and stuff.

I think it's a funny world to be in, 'cause...

� We don't judge.

� We've been together for a while.

I'm just saying, Kenan!

� We don't judge. We don't judge.

� John is somewhere like, "Huh?"

� I know. [laughter]

Anyway, I appreciate all your dating stories.

As my gift to you, I'm gonna get you some lasering though.

No waxing.

� She said it on TV. � You heard it.

� She said it on TV. She said it on TV.

� You heard it. � I swear.

� She said it on TV. � It's on.

� Nice treat. Burn it off.

Burn it.

I mean, I agree with my fellow cohorts.

You did a wonderful job.

I think you're an immediate testament

to what Jeff was saying about having

to get everybody on board with you

in such a short amount of time.

By the time you got into the waxing part of it,

we were familiar with your cadence.

We were familiar with your style,

and we were already on board with where you were going,

so I think you did a great job.

� Yes. � Thank you.

� Give it up for Ms. Candice Thompson!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

All right.

[upbeat music]

� That's it. I'm out. Thompson out.

� Is this your playlist?

� Yeah.

[brassy music]

� Make some noise for Audrey Stewart!

� I do get guys when I'm at the clubs,

in my heels, and he's looking up at me,

and I'm looking down at him.

They're like, "What sport do you play?!"

[laughter]

I'm like, "Are you freaking serious?

All of them."

� I love how you embrace the fact

that you might be taller, but the laughing

at yourself��it's slightly distracting.

It makes you seem detached from performing

for the people in front of you.

� That was hype. I loved it.

That was a good time.

Kenan didn't like the laugh.

The laugh is natural.

I can't help it.

That's who I am.

� Please welcome Drennon Davis.

� I'm gonna do a political song.

I know it's a weird way to start my set.

It's just a lot's been going on the last couple years,

and it just keeps getting longer and longer,

but I'm just gonna do the short version.

I don't have a lot of time, so here we go.

[clears throat]

[bass beat]

[screaming]

It's usually about two hours long.

This is DJ Yeah.

He's just here to prove that anybody can DJ.

"Yeah!"

Wanna do some of your impressions?

"Yeah!" Okay. Do your little sister.

"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

That's really good. "Yeah!"

� You want to do some, like, celebrities?

See if we can guess it?

"Yeah!" All right. Let's do it.

"Yeah!" Oh, nice.

That was, like, a perfect Paul McCartney.

"Yeah!"

[dancehall air horn]

� I love the fact that you're an original,

because in this business, it's very hard to be original,

and you were that.

Good job.

� It lives in a "no rules"

world which is an awesome thing.

� It is. Love it.

� It's hard to judge a "no rules" thing.

You know what I mean?

� I didn't know this kind of comedy existed.

I think you might be a genius.

� Give it up for Drennon Davis.

� I love you!

[giggling]

� You just did a pig laugh.

� [giggling]

.

[jazzy music]

� Now, do you do all the social media stuff?

� It started, like, five months ago.

� I ain't doing it. � [gasps]

Can I make you an Instagram? � No.

No.

� It's a lot easier than you think.

� What I'm scared of is throwing something out there,

and then the next day, I'm the headline on the news.

� Yeah. That happens.

� 'Cause I've seen so many people get in trouble.

� Oh, yeah. No.

� I'll be your social media manager.

� No. Hell no. No.

� Is everyone having a good time?

[all cheering]

In that case, let's meet our next act.

� My name is Andrea Lopez, and I'm an impressionist.

Being an impressionist is like having

a million people in your head, all at the same time.

Go right. No, go left.

I use a lot of social media to get my characters out there.

Hello, my sweet angels. Look at this travesty.

One of my nails fell off.

Online, my presence has grown a lot,

and the amazing responses

that I've gotten makes me more confident.

Hola, me llamo Elisa Gomez.

So I just gotta go out there and show them my voices.

� Hoping to make a good impression

with our judges, this is Andrea Lopez.

[all cheering]

� Come on, Andrea!

� What up? What up? What up?

Welcome to the most lit informational media show

out there with the one and only

straight fire host of all time��me, Chad.

Today's show is filled with drama

that you don't want to miss.

Speaking of drama,

our crew caught up with Kourtney Kardashian today,

to get her thoughts on Scott's "alleged" new love interest.

Roll the tape.

� Kourtney, what do you think about Sofia Vergara

posting a picture with Scott?

� Scott is trying so hard to get a reaction out of me.

Posting a picture with Sofia Vergara is childish.

Like, I don't care.

She's probably about twice his age...

� That is so good! � Amazing.

� And he is still dating Sofia Richie.

Don't double�dip with two women with the same name.

That's just slob kebabs.

Like, I'm so done, Scott.

[dramatic music]

� Spot on. Trust me.

[giggling]

� Look, our crews stayed busy

and got Sofia Vergara's take on this, as well.

Roll that tape.

� Sofia, have you seen Kourtney's comments?

� Ay, dios mio.

Scott is not even my type, and we posed for one picture,

and we didn't do nothing.

We were on the set of my shampoo commercial,

and we posed for picture.

And I am not double her age.

I am, like, five years older, so don't go there, okay?

Ay, dios mio.

� All right, so clearly Scott

was just trying to get a pic with Vergara,

because, uh, who wouldn't?

Oh, this just in.

Kourtney Kardashian, in live time,

just sent a real reaction video.

This is gonna be good.

Let's play that tape.

� Bible, I am so busy as a mom and a content creator.

Like, I just don't want this negative energy

around me or my family.

Like, I just don't have time.

Scott, Sofia Richie,

and I are the true "Modern Family,"

unlike the sitcom that you're in, Sofia.

[applause]

� Kourtney definitely made some hashtag decent points.

We'll catch up with you next week.

Chad deuces out.

[cheers and applause]

� Kenan, what are your thoughts?

� You were amazing. I mean, we all saw that.

Like, as soon as, you know, the Kourtney clip came up,

everybody was just like, "Oh, snap."

Like, you sound immediately like her,

and the same with your Sofia.

Your chatter was making me

think a little bit like, "Where is this going?"

And like, "What are we looking at?"

� Yeah, yeah, yeah. � But it was super obvious,

once it went into the videos of your impersonation.

So I'm wondering if it might be more advantageous for you

to just come out with impersonations?

� You think you could hit us with a little Kourtney,

like, on the spot, right now?

� Right now?

[cheers and applause]

� You guys, this stage is, like, so nice.

� Exactly.

� You know what I mean?

� You can't put comedy in a box.

There's so many ways to deliver it,

and you're almost combining,

like, standup and impersonations

together which is really cool.

How many people do you do?

� I do a whole range of,

like, different celebrities to different accents.

� Let me tell you that was spot�on,

and Kourtney��like I said, I'm gonna see her tonight,

and I'm gonna tell her that you did this,

and it was really, really great.

And honestly, that was absolute perfection.

She would say the same thing.

� I love you, Chrissy. I love you so much. Oh, my God.

� Can I record you saying something to Kourtney

and send it to Kourtney?

� [gasps]

� She's done. She's done. � As Kourtney.

� She's dying. Give it up for Chrissy.

Give it up for Chrissy. Give it up for Chrissy.

� What?!

[cheers and applause]

Can I give you a hug, as well?

� Yes! Of course.

And go.

� Hey, Kourtney, I just wanted to say

that you're literally the most interesting

Kardashian to look at.

Bible. I literally think you're so sexy.

I just think Scott's crazy.

� [chuckles]

[cheers and applause]

� Thank you. � Thank you, Chrissy.

� All right. Give it up.

Give it up for Andrea Lopez!

all: Whoo!

� I'm gonna send it.

I almost posted it to my story. That was close.

� They were the nicest judges ever.

That could not have gone better.

So emotional, and I just want

to say thank you to everybody who is part of the show,

because that was the best thing ever.

Mwah! I love you guys.

� Oh, did she post it?

� [gasps] Did I post it?

I posted it. [laughing]

I didn't mean to. I meant to send it privately.

� [chuckling]

� No!

I'm sorry.

And it has...

9 million views, if anyone's curious.

Nobody saw it.

� ♪ Told you, gimme your love ♪

.

� Welcome back to "Bring the Funny!"

We gonna keep that going.

The next act may sound like a Coachella band,

but luckily you don't need a flower crown to enjoy them.

Here's Lost Moon Radio.

� The adventures of Lewis and Clark!

all: [singing] ♪ Lewis and Clark, A fearless pair ♪

♪ They braved adventure grand ♪

♪ Lewis and Clark ♪

♪ They journeyed through this great American land ♪

[soft laughter]

[water splashing]

� Clark? You're kind of splashing me right now.

� Sorry. Do you want to sit in front?

I thought you wanted to be in the back of the boat.

� No. I'm fine back here, just as long

as you're not splashing me.

� Sorry.

Was just trying to paddle kind of hard,

so we can get across the Louisiana Territory

before winter.

Does that sound okay?

[laughter]

� Are you saying that I'm not paddling hard?

� No. I'm not saying that.

� Because I am.

I'm just not splashing everywhere.

all: [singing] ♪ Lewis and Clark ♪

♪ They journeyed through this great American land ♪

[cheers and applause]

� One of these things is not like the other.

Chrissy? � Yes?

� Your thoughts? � I am perplexed.

Honestly, passive�aggressive humor is my jam,

but I've never in my life thought of Lewis and Clark

as passive�aggressive characters,

so thank you for teaching me.

[applause]

� Yeah. That's a bold choice, to go through, like,

a Lewis and Clark expedition...

� Yeah, yeah.

� Sketch in front of a, like,

pretty normal crowd.

People like��I don't know

if there is many historians in here,

so we're all just pretty normal people.

So to, like, make such a bold choice��

I have to give credit to that.

But when you take somebody down that road,

they're waiting for a large payoff,

and it seemed like we were getting kind of medium payoffs.

So I was kind of ready for you to move on

and to start talking about something else,

to try to get to a big room reaction.

� I'm with Kenan on this, but the only thing

with that bit is that one takes a minute

to kind of set the premise up there.

So once you got into the premise, it was great.

Really good job.

� Give it up for Lost Moon Radio.

[all cheering]

Thank you guys so much. Head on out.

Get in your canoes.

� I don't get it. I don't get it. Yeah.

� Yeah, it just never resonated with me ever.

� All right, y'all.

We're gonna keep this clap going

for the one and only Kids These Days.

� [whistles]

� At this point, I don't even want

to tell him our news anymore.

You know how he's gonna react.

� I say, if he does it again, we finally say something.

� Hey. Sorry I'm late, guys.

I was getting a hot dog.

What's going on? What'd I miss?

� Um, Timmy, actually, me and Kathy

have some pretty huge news.

� We're expecting.

� Oh, that's amazing! Oh!

� Okay, you know what? You see.

I told you he was going to do it.

� Do what?

� Do what?

You take your shirt off, and you throw a hot dog

on the ground every time you hear something newsworthy.

� But it's my way of emotionally expressing myself.

� Yeah, but you've been doing it ever since college.

I mean...

think back to any of our past memories,

at this very park.

[shimmering tone]

� Jana, we've been going out for seven years,

and you'd make me the happiest man in the world.

� Hey. Sorry I'm late guys. I was getting a hot dog.

� If you would do me�� � Oh, my God!

Are you proposing? That's amazing!

Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!

� Which brings us to the present.

[shimmering tone]

See, Timmy? You kind of overdo it, bud.

� It's us or the hot dogs.

� My friends, the hot dogs.

My friends, the hot dogs. Friends, hot dogs.

All right!

I choose my friends.

I love you guys,

and I'm never gonna do the hot dog thing again.

� We're friends again! Timmy!

� Get over here, man.

[overlapping chatter] [phone ringing]

� Oh, gosh. I'm sorry.

That's me.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

What?

God, that is such bad news.

[sobs]

My mom was in a car accident. Oh!

� Oh, my God. � No. No.

It's never any good news for Sandy!

� Sandy, Sandy.

You can rest assured

that this is as bad as thing are gonna get for you today.

[dramatic music]

Timmy, what are you doing, bud?

[laughter]

� Timmy, where did you get that hot dog?

� Timmy, no. � Timmy, put the dog down.

� Put the dog down. Timmy!

� [grunting] � Hey!

[overlapping shouting]

� [grunting]

[all shouting] � Timmy! No, Timmy!

� Oh, no!

� I'm sorry your dad was in an accident!

[laughter]

� Whoo!

[dynamic pop music]

♪ ♪

� ♪ Hey, get funky now ♪

♪ Hey, get funky now ♪

� It's really a hot dog minefield up here.

All right. Kenan?

� I thought it was brilliant.

Repetition is one of my favorite things in the world,

so like, the flashback thing

I just thought was incredibly brilliant.

And the variances of comedy is what we're exploring here,

and that was a prime example of how awesome it can be,

in another kind of way, so awesome job.

Yeah.

[applause]

� Usually, I'm not a sketch comedy person.

Maybe it's not my thing.

You guys just showed me that it can be my thing,

'cause that was really well done.

You kept doing it and kept doing it.

It got funnier, and funnier, and funnier.

And the internal struggle of whether to choose your friends

or this hot dog I love.

And it was the perfect thing to come out here with,

honestly, for me, so that's...

� Thank you so much.

� One of the hardest things

is when you're not the one with the action,

to stay in the scene, and stay involved.

And so you guys did a fabulous job with that,

and what I love is you took a bizarre premise

and made it really funny.

Fabulous job, guys. Best of the night.

� Oh, thank you!

� Keep that clap going for Kids These Days.

� Kids These Days. � Thank you all so much.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

� I wouldn't feel like you would have loved that so much.

Like, I... � I loved it.

� Like, it's so interesting to me.

� It made me laugh. It made me laugh out loud.

� Yeah, totally. � I like that unbiased opinion.

.

� Welcome back to "Bring the Funny."

� Whoo!

� Our last act prides himself on doing comedy

all over the globe.

Watch out, Pitbull.

We may have another Mr. Worldwide on our hands.

Here is Ali Siddiq.

[cheers and applause]

� Hello. I'm Ali Siddiq.

Before the bright lights of the stage,

there was the barber shop.

The place where I talked life, tested out my comedy,

and got a pretty decent haircut.

Oh, I remember this right here. Oh, this is my hustle look.

Man, my potential was high as my hair.

Oh, see. This one's a corporate look right here.

Had to get me a little corporate job at the mall,

so now my jokes is fire, and my outfits is better too.

You know, I smell good.

I had to cut them locks, people.

Now, I'm living the dream. I'm on world tours.

My comedy is grounded, relatable, and sharp.

I'm ready to do this.

[cheers and applause]

� Hey.

Um, let me say this.

Father's Day is the worst holiday in the world.

Hear me out on this.

Don't nobody know when Father's Day is.

I could have walked out here right now and said,

"When is Father's Day?" Y'all be like, "What? Today?"

'Cause let me tell you something.

Father's Day is so bad.

Let me tell you where Mother's Day fall at.

Mother's Day.

Second most celebrated holiday in the world.

First is Christmas. Then there's Mother's Day.

That means it's Jesus then yo mama.

Do you know where Father's Day fall at?

Number 20.

I can't think of 18 other holidays.

Do you know Halloween is number six?

That means fake ghost and goblins

come before your daddy?!

Let me tell you why Father's Day is so bad,

because of mothers.

Mothers are really cheap during Father's Day.

Children come at they daddy��

"Hey, I want to give my mama something for Mother's Day."

We go so deep in our pockets we touch our kneecap

going to get that money.

Cash that money out through your bank.

Mothers, they don't do that.

"Hey, I want to give Daddy something."

"Well, I think there's some change in my car,

in that cup holder."

And children don't care. Ain't no sales for fathers.

Mothers have a lot of sales.

The before Mother's Day sale. The during Mother's Day sale.

The "don't forget yo mama's day sale" after Mother's Day.

Fathers don't have sales. We have deals.

They have a deal for a father.

A deal. You have a deal.

That's all they got is a deal,

and they put a deal in a little box.

They give you a shirt, socks, and suspenders.

And your kids try to act like they care about you.

Your children try to act like they care about you.

They get you the shirt for your birthday.

They give you socks for Father's Day

and then try to give you the suspenders random.

A random day. "Dad, I love you."

Give you��I'm like, "I already wore them suspenders."

I did all this protecting and providing,

for Father's Day to suck.

[cheers and applause]

� All right. Kenan, you a daddy.

� Jeff a daddy too.

� You a black daddy. � Yeah.

I mean, I'm a black daddy,

so we have the black daddy��

� I'm a black daddy.

� Yeah.

� I'm a black daddy.

� I'm already a big fan of yours,

so I know you're great.

That was way too quick.

I was ready for some other material, you know what I mean?

But that material that you touched on you just crushed it,

so I'm already a fan.

� Kenan's already on board. Kenan's already on board.

� For me, this is gonna sound weird,

but I found myself not laughing that much,

but, like, a huge smile on my face,

because I was in awe of your performance, of your voice,

and I couldn't believe that we got you here on this show,

and that you don't already have special,

upon special, on special.

You're a star.

Like, that was really incredible.

� See? You hear that wow?

That's that wow. � Do you know what I like?

The fact that you walked out and sat down on that chair.

I knew you were in control, and when I go to see somebody

I want them to be in control.

I love the fact that that whole performance was one thought,

but you took it another level,

and another level, and another level.

And I'm like, "Man, he has sat down and thought this out."

Great job.

� Let's give it up for Houston's own Ali Siddiq!

� I am dripping sweat.

Two minutes is hard

for somebody who run marathons, man.

This is crazy. A sprint?

I don't never sprint. Too fast to sprint.

� Judges, now's the moment. Put your heads together.

Deliberate on who our six acts

are going to be that go on to the next round.

It's time to start deliberating.

� Do you have a favorite? � Yeah. Who is the favorite?

� Yes. Who?

[cheers and applause]

� Are y'all ready to do this, judges?

� Yes, please. � [sighs]

I'm gonna definitely cry, at some point.

� That's good ratings. That's good ratings.

� Kenan, who is the first act

that is gonna move on to the next round?

� Kids These Days.

� ♪ I'm gonna light it up, yeah ♪

� Do the shirt! Do the shirt!

� ♪ I'm gonna light it up, yeah, I'm gonna light it up ♪

� Jeff? Who is the next act?

� She showed us that you don't need a Prince Charming

to find your happy ending. Kristin Key!

� Yes! � Whoo!

� All right, Chrissy Teigs. Who is the next person?

� I cannot wait to hear the other voices

that are inside her head.

Andrea Lopez!

� ♪ I'm gonna light it up, yeah ♪

� Andrea Lopez!

� That's three acts down.

Three more to go. Who's gonna be number four?

� Calvin Evans.

[Oh the Larceny's "Check it Out"]

� ♪ I'm gonna light it up, yeah, I'm gonna light it up ♪

� Ali Siddiq. � Whoo!

� ♪ I'm gonna light it up ♪

♪ Let me show you what it's all about ♪

� This is the last spot, Chrissy.

Who is the final act going on to the comedy clash?

� Okay. This final act left me with a lot of questions,

and I hope they get answered.

� Yeah, yeah. � Drennon Davis.

[laughter]

I love him so much.

� One more time, for tonight's top acts!

A big thank you to our superstar judges,

and give yourselves a big round of applause!

You all have been an amazing crowd.

I've been Amanda Seales. Have a good night.

� Whoo!

� ♪ Let me show you what it's all about ♪

♪ Check it out ♪