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There you go.
That's been flushed, cut, cured.
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It's ready to smoke, that.
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- How much you got?
- Shitloads of the stuff.
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Unit's full to bursting.
We're harvesting it all now.
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Here you are.
Got you a sample there.
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Do I look like a man
who smokes weed?
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I dunno. What does a man
who smokes weed look like? You.
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You.
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Last time I smoked a joint,
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- I was wearing short trousers.
- Yeah?
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Summer, was it? Eh?
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Sunny day?
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Yeah?
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Go easy on it, though,
cos it's strong.
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I'm fine.
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Smashed out of my head,
know what I mean?
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Sell it.
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- Sell it?
- All of it.
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No, I can't sell...
Cos I'm a local weed dealer.
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I only know a few people.
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I invested.
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Now I need a return.
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All right.
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Are you all right?
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You're gonna have to ride it out,
man.
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10, 20 minutes.
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You need, like, a cold surface.
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And, like, a Crunchie or a...
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♪ The best things in life
are free... ♪
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- What you doing this weekend?
- Going to that festival. Chillfest.
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Who's playing?
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No idea. I'm just going to
get slaughtered in a field.
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- A festival?
- A festival.
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- A festival?
- A festival, yeah. As in?
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As in a festival, you bell ends.
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Are you out of your mind?
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Just think about it.
It's the perfect solution.
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We've got a shitload of weed
to get rid of here.
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What's better than a field
literally full of pot-heads?
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- We don't have a field. Or any bands.
- Or any toilets.
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We'll get a field,
we'll get a band and we'll...
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get some toilets.
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I think that's a great idea.
I love getting twatted in a field.
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- What are you doing?
- Well, that's me, raving.
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- Is that how you rave?
- Yeah.
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Jesus, it looks like
a fuckin' seizure...
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Wait. There's an easier way.
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- Yeah? Being?
- B-B-Budapest.
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Fucking Budapest?
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M-Massive weed shortage.
They can't get their hands on the stuff.
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- Who's told you that?
- My chiropodist, Kelvin.
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- Fucking mind boggles.
- Fuck me gently.
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I've got it.
The bloke with the jowls.
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The fat... The fat face jowls.
Remember?
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He's got a lock-up, six doors down
from the weed grow. Welsh lad, yes?
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- Yes.
- Got it.
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We were waiting for you lot one day
and this guy pulls up.
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Personalised reg, gold on every
finger and he says...
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Are you lost? Can I help?
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I mean, he is fucking full of it.
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Right fucking show-off.
What's his name?
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- Styles.
- Styles. That's it, because he says...
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Styles by name.
Styles by nature.
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- Bell end.
- You're not wrong, yeah.
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Anyway, he's bragging about his
business, tells us he's into...
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Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays.
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Where there's nosh, there's dosh.
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Started out in Eisteddfods,
but I outgrew Wales.
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He shows us inside.
We're talking beer tents,
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beer pumps, the works. It were
impressive. Took a shine to Erin.
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And what's your name?
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Erin.
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***
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Beautiful name.
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Comes from the word Eros,
meaning love.
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- Does it?
- You're a lucky man, Tommo.
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You've got a beautiful woman.
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Well, unless, this is...
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No, no, no neither of them,
actually.
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Most I've had's a drunken lick.
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Er, not with me, you haven't.
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Yeah, I don't remember that.
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To be honest, I don't know why
I said that. I was showing off.
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Oh, well this is perfect, then,
innit?
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Rip this knob head off.
That's half the festival sorted.
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Yeah. He absolutely deserves it.
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Yes, yes. Yes, but, there's er
one tiny little problem.
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Have a gander. Eagle eyes.
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You wanna get this.
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Anyone breaks in, sends a message
straight to your iPhone. Look.
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Nine, nine, nine.
Dibble coming running.
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I know.
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There we have it.
We need his phone firmly turned off.
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We need him very... very...
distracted.
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Nah, you... you are kidding me.
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- No, she's not doing that.
- Dylan, I can speak for myself.
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All right, I'll do it.
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But I'm not doing anything
until you've got a venue.
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A festival? Here?
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- Yeah.
- Fucking Tilly and Tarquin.
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Fucking bank of mum and dad.
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Never done a proper day's work
in their lives.
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With their oversized sunglasses and
their fucking designer wellies!
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"Oh, let's bring
down the government."
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"Let all the immigrants in."
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"Why can't we all live in peace
and harmony?"
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Because we fucking can't!
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And no amount of flowers
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that you put in your fucking,
middle-class, henna'd, fucking hair
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is gonna change that!
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"Would anybody like
a disco biscuit?"
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FUCK OFF!
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Ta-da. Flatbed truck. JCB.
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- You're a legend, man.
- Where've you got these from, you?
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- My mate, Demolition Dave.
- Does he work in demolition?
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Yeah. And his name's Dave.
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Listen, we need to get down there.
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As soon as we get the call from Erin,
it's on, all right?
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Grand, yeah.
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Cardi, come here.
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Do you know what you're doing?
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Yeah, circle the block,
eyes and ears.
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That's right. What else?
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Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost.
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Don't put it in turbo boost.
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Cardi, if you see anyone,
you call me.
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- Yeah.
- Fucking hell.
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- Erin.
- Hi.
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***
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- Angel.
- Oh!
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- Even more stunning than I remember.
- Aw, Stef.
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You're looking good.
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This old thing?
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So, here we are.
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The owner is a very close
personal friend of mine.
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He'll look after us this evening.
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I know. Come in. Come in.
Come inside.
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Oh, a gentleman.
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Right, this could be her, this.
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- Hello?
- Vin, it's Vanessa.
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Oh! I-I-I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa.
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I'll have to call you back in a bit.
It's a bad reception, love.
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Who's that?
It's my dad's girlfriend.
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Enabler... whatever you wanna call
her, she'll be after money.
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To wonderful company. Iechyd da.
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- Cheers?
- Cheers.
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Ooh. Oh, that's like...
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like bathing your tongue
in the juices of a Princess.
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Metaphorical.
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Yeah. Course.
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Now, I'm gonna turn this off.
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I don't know about you, Stef, but I
hate phones being on in restaurants.
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My sentiments exactly.
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I just think it's really important
for us to...
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stay in the zone, you know,
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not be distracted.
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Mine's already off, my dear.
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- OK.
- Cheers.
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Cheers.
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Right, get going. But whatever you
do, don't hang about. Right. Bye.
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♪ Do you remember the good old days
before the ghost town?
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What the fuck are these three...
three tanks?
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Why's he got three tanks?
Did you mean 6B?
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Cos this is six. 6B's next door.
Could be.
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How the fuck can you
not remember, man?
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Why the fuck would I remember?
Get that out of me face.
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- 6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7.
- Shit.
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Fuck off, Vanessa.
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Right. Oi. Oi!
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Go and get your JCB.
Smash through that wall.
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Through that wall?
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♪ This town
♪ Town... ♪
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Ah, fuck!
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Come quick. There's a m-m-man
with a m-m-m...
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- Machete?
- No, no, a m-m-m...
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- Machine gun?
- No, a m-m-m...
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s-s-snake!
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- Cardi?
- 'C-C-Cops. You have to hurry.
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Where the fuck...? Where are they?
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I'm leading 'em away.
I told 'em I'd seen a snake man.
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- What do you mean, a snake man?
- A man with a snake. Hurry up.
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Fucking snake man.
Do you know what I mean?
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What's he doing, him? Oi. oi. Oi!
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Does it look like I'm fucking stalling?
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Yeah, it looks like
you're having it caj, dude.
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Sparking fags.
What do you think it is? Miami Vice?
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Get the fuck off.
What are you supposed to be?
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Decoration? Come the fuck on.
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Ohh! Oh, yes.
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Oh, Erin.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh!
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Oh, shit!
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Oh, please don't be broken.
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Fuck!
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Shit.
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Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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Just here. He was down here.
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- The snake man. He's down there.
- What shall we do him for?
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Anything you like.
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Woah. Woah. What you doing that for?
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Go on, JJ.
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Fuck.
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- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
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Thank fuck for that..
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Oh, shit.
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All right, boys.
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Let's steal some stuff.
Ugh!
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- Hey!
- I'm being robbed. Bloody robbed.
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- You're joking.
- No, I'm not.
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Police!
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Look, yes, I'm being robbed.
Right this minute.
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I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in
my premises and they're robbing me.
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- Shit.
- Stefan.
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Stefan.
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No, not Steve. Stefan. It's Welsh.
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Just hurry the fuck up.
Just grab anything you can.
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We should go, we've got enough.
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- Can I have this?
- What do you want that for?
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- I really like it.
- Just take it. Fuck.
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Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ.
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Erin.
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He knows. Vin, he knows.
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He's calling the police.
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All right. All right.
We need to leave right now.
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We need to leave.
JJ, Come on! Come on!
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In the JCB!
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Come on. We need to go now, boys.
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Bloody hell! Jesus!
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I don't know why your nicking me
when there's a snake man on t'loose.
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Jesus Christ!
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It's about as comfy
as a Ryanair flight, this is.
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Fucking... Slow down!
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Fuck! No, no, no!
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Dude, you really want that then,
don't you.
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It reminds me of happier times.
Fuck... me!
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- Erin. Want a lift?
- Nah, you're all right, ta.
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- He's still cut up, you know... Jake.
- Yeah, I know. I can't chat.
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- I've got to...
- Erin! My Goddess, wait!
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Shit! Can you take me home.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Vanessa. Look, whatever it is,
I don't care. I don't give a shit.
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- It's your dad Vin.
- I don't care, Vanessa!
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For fuck's sake.
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Dude, will you slow the fuck down?
246
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The pigs won't be far behind!
247
00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:27,571
Oh, shit! That's not good.
No. No. No, no, no, no, no.
248
00:13:30,691 --> 00:13:33,011
Bollocks!
249
00:13:36,251 --> 00:13:38,131
Don't you fucking dare.
250
00:13:38,171 --> 00:13:40,011
Agh!
251
00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:42,651
Shit! Oh, my God.
252
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,651
- Shit.
- Shit.
253
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:47,975
Right, will you stop gawping, Ash,
put your fucking foot down!
254
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,411
For fuck's sake.
255
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,091
What?
256
00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,291
It, it's your dad, Vin.
257
00:13:53,992 --> 00:13:55,560
I think he's killed himself.
258
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,584
I told him it were over,
but he wouldn't have it.
259
00:13:57,891 --> 00:14:00,211
He kept turning up at my house,
making all sorts of threats,
260
00:14:00,251 --> 00:14:04,251
and then tonight he calls me and
tells me he's gonna kill himself.
261
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,571
And then he hangs up and I've called
and called but there's no reply.
262
00:14:07,611 --> 00:14:09,371
What if he's...?
263
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,531
D-Dad?
264
00:14:25,784 --> 00:14:26,864
Dad?
265
00:14:29,971 --> 00:14:31,971
Dad?
266
00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:39,840
- It's all right. Come here.
- Oh, Vinnie.
267
00:14:42,051 --> 00:14:44,080
I still love her.
268
00:14:56,451 --> 00:14:58,571
It's all right. Sshh.
269
00:15:08,171 --> 00:15:11,891
It's all right.
It's all right.
270
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:51,707
Are you OK?
Just call the police.
271
00:15:51,747 --> 00:15:53,547
Wh-Wh-What?
272
00:15:53,587 --> 00:15:55,260
Sugar just call the police.
273
00:16:06,572 --> 00:16:08,120
One wallet.
274
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,720
One boiled egg. Cracked.
275
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:15,320
One 50%-off voucher
for Pitta Patter kebab shop.
276
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,000
One troll.
277
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:22,040
And erm three choco bars.
278
00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,420
All correct?
279
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,600
D-D-Didn't I have
a D-Double D-Decker?
280
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,040
No.
281
00:16:34,771 --> 00:16:36,891
Fucking arseholes!
282
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,165
See you later.
283
00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:47,200
New car, Vincent? Very retro.
284
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:49,160
All I could get last minute.
285
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,840
What are you wearing, man?
286
00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,240
- What?
- That get up.
287
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,560
It's what I wear at home.
288
00:16:54,584 --> 00:16:56,920
You're not at home.
You're in t'bloody woods?
289
00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,480
Yeah, well,
you said it was an emergency.
290
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:00,920
It's not so urgent,
you couldn't put some pants on.
291
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,320
- I've got some pants on.
- Have you fuck.
292
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:05,280
- Is that a rabbit?
- Yeah.
293
00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,840
Aw, look at him. Hello.
294
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,760
- He's lovely.
- Never mind the rabbit.
295
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:12,600
- Have you got boxers on under there?
- Course I've got boxers on.
296
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,120
Well, show me, then.
297
00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,420
All right.
298
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,160
You.. Fuck me.
299
00:17:19,484 --> 00:17:21,364
- 'Ey, no.
- 'Ey!
300
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:24,800
Look at that. Commando in the woods
is how we're meant to live, Vincent.
301
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,240
It's tiny.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
302
00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,840
He's in a bad way, Vin.
303
00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:39,320
His liver's dangerously enlarged,
his heart beat's way up,
304
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,280
his blood pressure's low.
305
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,280
If he keeps drinking, he's...
306
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,280
Well, he'll be dead in a few days.
307
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,440
Fuck!
308
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:52,640
Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing
himself. He has to drink every day.
309
00:17:53,203 --> 00:17:55,760
It's the only way he can cope.
He's an addict.
310
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,123
Well, rehab clinic?
311
00:18:00,310 --> 00:18:02,990
They're expensive.
How much will that cost?
312
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:06,560
There's a pretty good facility
quite near here.
313
00:18:06,846 --> 00:18:08,886
I know the woman who runs it.
314
00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:10,907
Melanie.
315
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,080
Fucking incredible.
316
00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,360
- Oh, now, fuck... Now, no...
- What?
317
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,080
- No, man.
- What?
318
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,880
Not cool, you can't just segue
319
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:22,360
off my dad dying on to Melanie's
incredible fucking blow jobs.
320
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,520
- Dinner parties.
- That's not. Now, that...
321
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,840
Chris-She gives incredible
dinner parties'.
322
00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,240
No-one does that.
Who does that at a dinner party?
323
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,880
- Do you want me to call her or not?
- Yes, I fucking do.
324
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:38,560
He picked me up outside the Wood
Street restaurant, about half-ten.
325
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,480
He said he was passing.
326
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,360
I thought it was a bit weird.
327
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,080
Anyway, I got in.
328
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,120
Who were you at the restaurant with?
329
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,360
Er, he's a businessman.
Like, a work thing.
330
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,320
Who?
331
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,520
Which businessman?
332
00:18:57,560 --> 00:19:00,000
Well, that's irrelevant, innit?
333
00:19:00,517 --> 00:19:03,960
OK, so you got into Arron's car.
334
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,640
And... tell me what happened?
335
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,840
He started to drive and he said...
336
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,320
So, how does it feel
to be a free agent?
337
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,400
Or is there someone else
on the scene?
338
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,640
No. No-one else.
339
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,920
Just didn't work out, me and Jake.
340
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,200
I know he can be a bit uptight.
341
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,066
Or was it the sex?
342
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,800
Please tell me
he was terrible in bed.
343
00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:30,640
I didn't wanna talk about Jake.
344
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,120
And I certainly didn't wanna talk
about sex with him,
345
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:36,040
but he just kept going on, and on.
346
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:41,320
Not in an aggressive way, but,
like, he was sort of enjoying it.
347
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,040
Anyway I had enough and I said...
348
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,680
You know what?
I can... I can walk from here.
349
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:50,680
Oh no, no. Don't worry.
I can take you home.
350
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:53,455
Or we could go out
for a drink, if you like.
351
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,000
Er, home, please.
352
00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,680
It's quite late.
Let's go home.
353
00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,820
And then he goes quiet.
354
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:08,460
And he was going faster
and faster and faster...
355
00:20:10,603 --> 00:20:11,695
Aaron.
356
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,320
Aaron, slow down.
357
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,960
Aaron.
One drink, Erin. One drink.
358
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,800
- You're gonna kill us. Please!
- Who cares?
359
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,320
Me? I've got a son!
Slow down! Now!
360
00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:20,960
One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down.
361
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,640
Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink!
362
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,000
Shit!
363
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,440
- Kiss me.
- Fuck off.
364
00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,480
- Come on, one kiss. You'll like it.
- Get off.
365
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:36,320
- I'm better than Jake.
- Get your hand off! Get off.
366
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,880
- What is it with you?
- Get off!
367
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,571
- Aaron!
- Screwed goody two shoes.
368
00:20:39,596 --> 00:20:40,308
What?
369
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:42,680
What's so special about him?
I'm the real deal, Erin.
370
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,080
- I'm better than him Erin.
- Get off. Get off me now.
371
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,240
OK, listen, we'll go and speak
with him straight away.
372
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,800
That's a serious assault.
373
00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,358
I just kept thinking about my son.
374
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,000
What would happen to Tyler...
375
00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,860
Yeah, I understand.
376
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,520
Would you like us to arrange
a visit from Victim Support?
377
00:21:27,283 --> 00:21:28,843
No.
378
00:21:31,763 --> 00:21:34,920
'Ey. How's your Ronnie doing?
379
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:37,900
Is he still in prison?
380
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,980
Theft, GBH.
381
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,680
He's a lovely lad, isn't he, Erin?
382
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:48,080
♪ I still remember all the good times ♪
383
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,880
♪ Long days ♪
384
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,000
♪ Filled with sunshine ♪
385
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:03,320
♪ And just a little bit of rain ♪
386
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:06,240
♪ Mm... ♪
387
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:10,360
Melanie. Russell.
388
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,320
♪ If you should look back ♪
389
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:23,280
♪ Try to forget all the bad times ♪
390
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:30,280
♪ The lonely blue and sad times ♪
391
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,240
♪ Just a little bit of rain.. ♪
392
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,560
Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah.
393
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,800
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
394
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,320
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
395
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:28,720
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪
396
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,240
He never sleeps.
397
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:39,680
Fuck me.
Never gets any rest at all.
398
00:23:42,496 --> 00:23:44,760
He's always puking.
399
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:48,120
Or pissing himself.
400
00:23:52,379 --> 00:23:54,775
Then he gets frustrated and angry.
401
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,680
Rants to himself.
402
00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:02,920
Then smashes things up in the house,
like fucking bottles and that.
403
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:05,360
TV might go over.
404
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:17,280
He never does anything too drastic,
though, like, he never..
405
00:24:18,794 --> 00:24:22,360
It's like even when he's fucking
out of his mind,
406
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,240
there's this small part
of him that thinks...
407
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,920
"I can't put a window through."
You know, summat like that.
408
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:33,520
"Can't put a window through, I'll have
to get a fucking guy to come round."
409
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:38,000
"Spend money that I haven't got."
410
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:43,360
"He's gonna see the state
of my house."
411
00:24:54,900 --> 00:24:56,900
I really miss my dad.
412
00:25:03,621 --> 00:25:05,541
Come here. Come on.
413
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,000
- Are you all right?
- Yeah.
414
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,680
- What?
- Sorry.
415
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:25,520
Are you all right?
Ow! Jesus!
416
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:26,920
Aargh.
417
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,080
- You burn your arse?
- Yeah.
418
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,320
♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky ♪
419
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,760
♪ Little Boxes, little boxes ♪
420
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,480
♪ Little boxes all the same ♪
421
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,280
♪ There's a green one,
then a pink one ♪
422
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:47,320
♪ And a blue one and a yellow one ♪
423
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:50,280
♪ And they're all
made out of ticky-tacky ♪
424
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,040
♪ And they all look just the same. ♪
425
00:25:56,920 --> 00:26:00,360
♪ And they all play
on the golf course ♪
426
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,360
♪ And drink their martini dry ♪
427
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,840
♪ And they all have pretty children ♪
428
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,320
♪ And the children go to school ♪
429
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:11,720
♪ And the children go to summer camp ♪
430
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,560
♪ And then to the university ♪
431
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:17,280
♪ And they all get put in boxes ♪
432
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,840
♪ And they all come out the same ♪
433
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:22,600
- He says you attacked him.
- He's chatting shit.
434
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:25,895
He says you were drunk, legless,
and you came onto him.
435
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,495
When he rebuffed you,
you got aggressive.
436
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,600
What, and you believe him, do you?
437
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,880
It would help if you give us the name
of the man in the restaurant.
438
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:34,000
- For fuck sake, I can't, I can't.
- Why not?
439
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,680
Because I can't.
440
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:39,840
Without evidence,
it's just your word against Aaron's.
441
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:41,080
All right, fine.
442
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:46,480
Nice... middle class boy versus...
443
00:26:47,882 --> 00:26:48,749
you.
444
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:52,840
Why don't you go and bum
a fucking dog, Carl?
445
00:26:55,222 --> 00:26:58,120
Go on. Go and bum a dog.
446
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:00,720
Get out.
Get out of my house, right now.
447
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,160
- Go on.
- That's probably everything, then.
448
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,140
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
449
00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:12,980
♪ Since you've been gone ♪
450
00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:16,460
♪ I'm out of my head,
can't take it... ♪
451
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:17,760
Hmm.
452
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:21,340
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪
- Oh, fucking hell. He's shit, isn't he?
453
00:27:21,380 --> 00:27:24,340
- Yeah, I know.
- He's delusional.
454
00:27:24,380 --> 00:27:25,640
They're a bunch of fat dads.
455
00:27:25,664 --> 00:27:27,579
But he says that if we
give him a good slot
456
00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:29,860
he'll pay for the stage,
lights, and mixing desk.
457
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,180
Fuck it, he's in, then.
Have we got any good bands?
458
00:27:32,220 --> 00:27:35,620
A couple of local bands, glad of
the exposure, a few of '90s bands.
459
00:27:35,660 --> 00:27:38,495
And Mark Owen
from Take That offered,
460
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,280
but I said we weren't
that desperate.
461
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,980
Who else?
462
00:27:43,020 --> 00:27:47,520
- Well... only Europe's leading DJ.
- Who's that?
463
00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:49,560
Dead Moose.
464
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,560
Bloody brilliant, that.
Who's made that?
465
00:27:51,584 --> 00:27:52,767
Erin.
466
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,720
Where is she?
467
00:27:53,744 --> 00:27:55,339
I haven't seen her for days.
She's not answering her phone.
468
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:58,620
How hard can it be? Drop a few
tunes, mix 'em together.
469
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,380
- What's going on here?
- What the...?
470
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,540
Well, wouldn't you like to know?
471
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:05,340
Get the fuck out of my house.
472
00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:08,340
I would like to know, because
I see a lot of coming and going
473
00:28:08,380 --> 00:28:10,220
and I know you're up to something.
474
00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,815
Oh, well you know what they say.
475
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,720
Nosey shot the crow.
476
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,680
No-one says that.
477
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,000
What? Course they do.
478
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,440
- Have you ever heard that?
- No, never heard that.
479
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:24,760
Course you have! Fucking...
480
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,800
Nosey shot the crow.
481
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,760
Fucking, you know, don't be...
482
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,560
Don't be sticking that, your nose,
where it doesn't belong.
483
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,400
It makes no sense. If Nosey's
sticking his beak in,
484
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:37,000
why does he shoot the crow?
485
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,280
What's the crow done
and how's that punishment?
486
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:42,160
- The crow that's come off worse.
- He's got a point, Jim.
487
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,320
That is...
It's just a fucking... you know...
488
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,120
a proverb, a fucking...
489
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,320
Softly, softly, catchy monkey.
490
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Yeah, and who the fuck goes around
catching monkeys?
491
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:54,040
Those little buggers shift fast.
492
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,200
It doesn't matter how softly you go,
you wanna catch a monkey,
493
00:28:57,200 --> 00:29:00,120
you need a bag of peanuts and even
then there's no guarantee.
494
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,240
Thank God we sorted it
in the end, though, eh?
495
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,640
Piss off, will you?
496
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:06,160
I will, but I'll leave you
with this.
497
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:12,440
Clause 7C, section 14
of the public events act, 1973.
498
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,440
Permission must be sought and agreed
499
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,000
by any neighbour
within a two-mile radius.
500
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,320
And for you, that's me.
501
00:29:23,236 --> 00:29:25,080
Have that, Nosey.
502
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,080
Crow's fighting back.
503
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:30,960
You blonde prick!
504
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,560
Polish arsehole!
505
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,100
Fuck off!
506
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,740
That's a problem.
507
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,403
Erin. Erin.
508
00:29:41,428 --> 00:29:43,148
Erin, Erin, Erin.
509
00:29:43,418 --> 00:29:44,500
Erin.
510
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,000
What's all this?
511
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:52,560
- What's all what?
- This. This. This...
512
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,720
Oh, yeah, I get it.
You can you see my aura?
513
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:58,360
No, but I can see your hippie beads,
and what is that on your neck?
514
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,360
Yeah, check it out, man.
You know what that is?
515
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,320
Buddha the God of wonder.
516
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,680
Why have you got it?
Right, the er...
517
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,960
Ronald Horatio Croft
that you used to exist...
518
00:30:06,984 --> 00:30:07,880
Yeah?
519
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,400
Born again.
520
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,440
OK, I've been converted.
521
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,480
I've seen the light, Erin.
522
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,640
- Which means I'm three things.
- What?
523
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,444
I'm peace. I'm love,
524
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,760
and I'm fucking understanding, Erin.
525
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,320
- Well...
- So, it doesn't matter,
526
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,280
that the, the, like, like,
my, my, my cell mate, you know.
527
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:32,680
Who's fffffucking irritating,
and he's, he is, you know.
528
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,160
He scratches his arsehole just raw.
529
00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:38,280
Not even through pants,
with his fingers direct.
530
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,560
He pisses about with all the
liquorice bits in between his toes.
531
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,320
- Fucking hell, it's disgusting.
- It's fucking disgusting, Erin.
532
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,560
But it don't matter
cos of how I am these days.
533
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:52,560
All right? Nothing can, kind of,
penetrate my inner zen.
534
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:56,760
And all I say is that
that is Jah Rastafari.
535
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,880
Yeah. I get it, it's a ploy.
536
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:01,960
- What's a ploy?
- To get out early. I get it.
537
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,080
- A ploy?
- Yeah.Wow. Can you believe that?
538
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,320
- Who are you talking to?
- Erin, do you know what?
539
00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,120
I've already set my foot.
540
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,360
- Oh, my God.
- On the road to Domestos.
541
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:15,320
- Oh, Damascas.
- Erin, I've genuinely opened up
542
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,800
- a new leaf.
- Why do you always get it wrong?
543
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,880
It's turned over.
544
00:31:17,905 --> 00:31:20,280
Turned over a new
leaf, whatever, der, der, der, der.
545
00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,480
But do you know what I'm a bit like
at the minute?
546
00:31:22,504 --> 00:31:23,299
What?
547
00:31:23,324 --> 00:31:26,200
I'm a little bit like
a bald John Lennon.
548
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,800
- Right.
- I'm out there, just searching, pow,
549
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,880
searching for my Yoko.
550
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,040
OK?
551
00:31:32,065 --> 00:31:34,800
I'm not saying actually Yoko,
you know,
552
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,080
cos, like,
she was a bit weird, wasn't she?
553
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,120
Not in like a racist way,
or anything like that, but like...
554
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,920
Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde,
I don't know.
555
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,720
Jah Rastafari to that, sir.
556
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,480
Anyway... how are you?
Come on. Come on.
557
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,080
Anyway...
558
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,800
Do you remember in school?
559
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:58,640
When I got locked in the bogs
with Mark Carver?
560
00:31:58,664 --> 00:31:59,680
Hm.
561
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,840
- He tried to feel...
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
562
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,120
I just fucking battered him
straight into the sink.
563
00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:06,280
But, well, the old me,
that was the old me, man.
564
00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:08,680
- That was so aggressive.
- You said,
565
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,240
if anything happened like that
again, I need to tell you.
566
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,000
Yeah?
567
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:14,920
Oh, you fuck...
568
00:32:16,205 --> 00:32:18,040
Do you know what we're
gonna have to do about this?
569
00:32:18,064 --> 00:32:19,159
What?
570
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,840
Let's bless their soul.
571
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,280
Join me and gain redemption.
572
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,840
Ommm...
573
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:29,280
Ronnie.
574
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,960
- Ronnie?
- Ommm...
575
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,240
- Ronnie, what are you doing?
- It's like Buddhism.
576
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,520
Ronnie, please stop omming.
Stop it.
577
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:40,840
Erin, if I don't omm, I'll do...
I'll do summat else. Or omm with me.
578
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:42,641
- You are embarrassing me.
- Ommmm...
579
00:32:42,665 --> 00:32:43,679
Stop.
580
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,000
Everyone's looking.
People are looking now.
581
00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:49,280
- Stop it. You know what, forget it?
- I think you're right to be honest.
582
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,095
- It does get you a little bit.
- People are looking you.
583
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,680
- You don't even care, do you?
- Fuck, the Monks do it for ages, man.
584
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:56,480
They sit at the top
of a mountain saying, omm.
585
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,800
- Fuck's sake.
- They look cool, when they do it.
586
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,440
No, they don't. You certainly don't.
587
00:33:00,465 --> 00:33:02,123
Turn round.
588
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:12,640
Remember? If it squeals we gag it?
589
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:14,480
If it fights, we bag it.
590
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,080
You been working
on that little rhyme?
591
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,000
No, actually,
I just came up with it.
592
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:21,400
Why have you taken your balaclava
off to talk?
593
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:23,240
I like you to see my face.
594
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,960
Does that not defeat the purpose of
wearing it in the first place?
595
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,360
Let's just get on with it, shall we?
Fucking hell.
596
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,440
- Where is the little bastard?
- Probably asleep.
597
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:39,920
Interestingly, they have very
similar sleep cycle to humans, pigs.
598
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,440
You know when you start
a sentence "interestingly",
599
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,720
it's important to honour
that promise.
600
00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:49,760
Shit, Shirley! Fuck.
601
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,360
You said he wasn't home!
Fucking Jesus Christ.
602
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,360
What the fuck...?
Hang on.
603
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,720
- He's sleep walking.
- Oh, my heart stopped.
604
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,080
Jesus Christ, that's taken years
off me, that has, years.
605
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,320
Who fucking sleepwalks?
Don't shine it on him.
606
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:06,280
It's very common, actually.
Some people sleep eat, sleep drive.
607
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,680
And in my experience,
even furiously sleep masturbate.
608
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,240
- Fucking hell.
- Right, lads.
609
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,320
It's not in here, lads.
610
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:29,100
- Oh...
- What's this?
611
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,479
- He has it in bed with him?
- Each to their own. You grab it.
612
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,200
- You grab it.
- JJ?
613
00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:41,880
- Go on grab it.
- Oh, Christ's sake.
614
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,440
Come on, JJ.
615
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,360
Here, piggy, piggy.
616
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,080
Ahh!
617
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,240
Fucking hell.
618
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,360
- Ahh!
- JJ?
619
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,960
Well, you try fucking holding
a wriggling pig.
620
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,000
♪ Una Zebra A Pois ♪
621
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:21,960
♪ Una zebra ♪
622
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:26,680
♪ A pois ♪
623
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,720
Here we go!
624
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:31,560
- He does talk.
- He doesn't.
625
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,559
He does.
626
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,000
- Watch him.
- Give me a biscuit.
627
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,760
- That was you.
- No, it was him.
628
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,040
It was you.
629
00:35:42,190 --> 00:35:44,710
Can I ask you a question, man to man?
630
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,920
Your mum... I don't know.
631
00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,160
She just doesn't seem herself.
632
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,960
It's ever since the police came.
633
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,840
The Police?
634
00:35:57,880 --> 00:36:01,760
They came one day. And Sugar said
it was about a bad man.
635
00:36:02,498 --> 00:36:04,280
A bad man.
636
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,040
Do you know who the bad man was?
637
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,200
No.
638
00:36:08,378 --> 00:36:11,860
But mum knows because she had to
tell them all about him.
639
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,760
All right. Give me a love.
640
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,400
You go and put your bag upstairs.
641
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:21,800
Hi, Auntie Sugar!
642
00:36:21,824 --> 00:36:23,319
I thought you were
having him all day.
643
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,975
I can't, I'm sorry.
My dad's gone AWOL from rehab.
644
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,080
I'm gonna have to look for him.
I've got to nick a car and everything.
645
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:29,880
- I'll come with you.
- You stay here with Tyler.
646
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,745
No, Tyler can be looked
after by Sugar. It's fine.
647
00:36:34,636 --> 00:36:36,796
Oh, here we fucking go.
648
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,846
Where's my pig?
Where's Bernard?
649
00:36:40,871 --> 00:36:45,135
- No idea what you're talking about.
- You know that's my pride and joy.
650
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:48,960
I don't know anything about
your stupid blonde life.
651
00:36:51,589 --> 00:36:53,589
Ha ha ha ha!
652
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,560
Ah, ha ha ha!
653
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,680
Funny, is it? A man's love
for a fellow creature?
654
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,760
I hear you sleep with it.
655
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,800
Not with it. Same room.
656
00:37:05,244 --> 00:37:07,084
I'm not bumming it.
657
00:37:07,109 --> 00:37:09,680
Oh. Under the covers, I heard.
658
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:12,440
- So, you did fucking steal it.
- Oh, not me!
659
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,440
Tucked up in bed, me, alone.
660
00:37:17,970 --> 00:37:21,570
Oh! Fine!
Have your fucking festival.
661
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:23,520
I hope it fucking rains.
662
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:25,560
And I hope your land gets ruined
663
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,360
and you can't grow any more crops.
664
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:32,440
And you go bankrupt and die poor
and fucking lonely.
665
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:36,120
- Bring back Bernard!
- Oi, Paslowski!
666
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,160
Your pig's a cunt.
667
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,000
Your pigs are cunts!
668
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,560
Fucking...
669
00:37:45,064 --> 00:37:47,800
Tyler said the police
have been round.
670
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,120
Yeah, they have.
671
00:37:52,746 --> 00:37:55,226
- So, are you gonna tell me why?
- No.
672
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,880
- Why not?
- Because.
673
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,920
Erin, if someone's hurt you,
I swear to God...
674
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:05,360
Vinnie, just look for your dad.
675
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:12,400
Bitch!
676
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,280
Oh, shit.
677
00:38:13,304 --> 00:38:15,304
- What?
- Get out the car.
678
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,720
You're no goddess.
679
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:20,040
You're nothing
but a common fucking thief.
680
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:21,720
Oi! What you...?
681
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,200
Bastard! You're lucky you've run.
682
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,760
Pound shop, M and M.
683
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,760
Erin. Oi. Erin.
684
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,368
Oi. Stop it.
685
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,080
What's going on?
686
00:38:35,324 --> 00:38:38,440
Now, listen to me. You're gonna have
to tell me what's going on?
687
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,800
I'll stand here till you do.
688
00:38:40,451 --> 00:38:42,600
I can't tell you, Vinnie.
689
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:44,740
Erin, please.
690
00:38:45,927 --> 00:38:47,360
What's happened?
691
00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:50,200
Fuck.
692
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,020
Someone hurt me. OK?
693
00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:55,500
Who was it?
694
00:38:56,860 --> 00:38:58,780
Erin, you have to tell me.
695
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:02,220
It was Aaron. It was Jake's...
It was Jake's brother.
696
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,020
He attacked me in his car.
697
00:39:05,060 --> 00:39:06,940
He tried to kiss me and...
698
00:39:08,020 --> 00:39:11,660
Then tried to run me over, left me
in the dirt at the side of the road.
699
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,660
I was scared, Vin.
700
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:17,940
I thought something terrible
was gonna happen.
701
00:39:17,980 --> 00:39:19,080
It's all right. I'll deal with it.
702
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,840
- No, I don't want you... No, honestly...
- Hey, listen, to me.
703
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,200
You're my friend.
704
00:39:25,247 --> 00:39:28,407
And you're the mother of my child,
I'm gonna deal with it.
705
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,200
- No, Vin... no.
- Come here.
706
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:33,686
- Sweetheart, it's all right.
- Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly.
707
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,840
You go home now.
Go and be with Tyler.
708
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,040
Vin, don't.
709
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,991
Vinnie?
710
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,760
♪ Avoid all eye contact ♪
711
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:58,120
♪ Do not react ♪
712
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:05,440
♪ This is a low-flying
panic attack... ♪
713
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,560
Oh, shit.
714
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:10,040
♪ Of sixpence that goes ♪
715
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:18,080
♪ Burn the witch ♪
716
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:29,040
♪ Burn the witch ♪
717
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:36,440
♪ We know where you live ♪
718
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:46,560
♪ We know where you live ♪
719
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,560
♪ Check the latest updates ♪
720
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,160
♪ Sing me all your news ♪
721
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,600
♪ Come around five times a day ♪
722
00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,400
♪ You'd better think so, it's true ♪
723
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,640
♪ Is this man ♪
724
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,360
♪ Bothering you? ♪
725
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:13,440
Here we go!
726
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,480
♪ Rocks
727
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,400
♪ Dealers keep dealing
728
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,160
♪ Thieves keep thieving
729
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:22,480
♪ Bitches keep bitching
730
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,440
♪ Ain't no use praying
731
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,240
♪ That's the way it's staying,
baby... ♪
732
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:31,720
- Dylan?
- Yeah?
733
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,560
- Can I have a word with you?
- OK.
734
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:35,320
- It's important. I just need to..
- What?
735
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,560
Just go in.
736
00:42:36,584 --> 00:42:38,584
No, no, Erin,
it absolutely stinks in here.
737
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:42,900
I'm sorry.
738
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,800
For everything. I'm erm...
739
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,960
I'm sorry I lied about the baby.
740
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,120
I'm sorry I lied to you
about Vinnie.
741
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,840
I fucked up, Dylan.
742
00:42:56,147 --> 00:42:58,200
And I know you've moved on
and that's great
743
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,600
because Sara seems really lovely.
744
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,320
I hate that.
745
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,300
Erm...
746
00:43:06,836 --> 00:43:11,420
Anyway I just wanted to say that
I am really, really sorry.
747
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,160
And if I could turn back the clock,
I will.
748
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,920
♪ I don't have a clue how to behave ♪
749
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,000
♪ When I'm around you ♪
750
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,880
♪ When I'm around you ♪
751
00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,440
♪ When I'm around you ♪
752
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:35,920
♪ When I'm around... ♪
753
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,960
Hiya, Vinnie.
754
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,240
Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right?
755
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,520
- Yeah, have you seen Dylan?
- Eh? Er...
756
00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,640
Nah. Healing fields probably.
757
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,360
Yeah. Here, do you want that?
758
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,440
- Yeah.
- Yeah? I'll come with you.
759
00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:55,281
Is he proposing?
760
00:43:55,306 --> 00:43:58,400
How do you fancy giving them love
birds the best present ever?
761
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,600
- Let's get married.
- Your cousin's wedding.
762
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,320
This one isn't just for money,
it's for love.
763
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,640
Dylan?
764
00:44:05,011 --> 00:44:06,840
What am I supposed to do with that?
765
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,440
They found his body.
They've linked him to me.
766
00:44:09,480 --> 00:44:12,760
- Hey! Hey!
- What the fuck have you told Sara?
767
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,360
- Grab this and I will get the elephant.
- What the fuck!
768
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:25,680
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
769
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:30,120
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
770
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,840
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind ♪
771
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:38,120
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
772
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,240
♪ Give me the strength to carry on ♪
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