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Hmm.

Hmm.

What took you so long?

Fish Mitten's. Where is she?

Fish Mitten's.

What did you do to her?

Nothing.

There could've been rat poison in that garbage,

that could've been it.

These fucking dogs, Traylor.

I told you about them.

Now I got to pick all this shit up.

Shh, shh...

Sorry, girl.

Shit!

What I wouldn't do to shoot my ex's dog.

Have you met my ex?

You're a little early.

Early for what?

You didn't talk to Doris?

She's just getting in now.

She might've called my place, but I wasn't home.

What she's supposed to be telling me?

Joseph got picked up this morning.

They got him in town, and they said

they'll only release him to you.

Jesus Christ.

You think this is us?

Just shitty parents?

I think he thinks his dad is a fuck-up,

and it gives him a free pass.

I'll meet you there at noon.

No reason to get him out early.

Hey!

Have you seen Harley?

No, I'll keep an eye out for her.

Dispatch?

Doris?

I'm here, Chief.

I've been calling your place all morning.

I'm at Joss'.

Oh, yeah?

Not like that.

Get on with it.

Skip the hillbilly antics and just give me the highlights.

I'm just trying to get organized.

Today has been crazy, really crazy.

Burner called earlier.

He said some drunk white guy was trying to eat his chickens,

and that if you didn't show up soon,

he was going to blow his fuckin' head off.

His words, Chief.

Where's Bumper?

Where else, Chief? He's in the woods.

Bring him down and get him strapped.

What else?

You know Joseph got picked up?

I talked to Joss already. I'll get him this afternoon.

That's not what I was going to mention, Chief.

Spit it out.

Lysol got picked up with him.

Of course he did.

This band is open, keep me posted.

One more thing, Chief. Your dad called.

He sounded...

scared.

Dad?

Look inside.

I think I'm going crazy.

Dad, you --

That -- That thing is gutted!

I pulled 'em out of the river this morning.

I've been fishing these rivers for 60 years.

I never seen nothing like that.

I have gas in the trunk.

What the fuck is going on, Dad?

Give me the gas and the dog.

Feel like coming out of retirement?

You're a deputy in the Red Crow Police department.

Bumper will be up at his camp. Bring him down.

See what's up at Burner's.

Don't get anyone shot.

Ugh, fuck.

Unh-unh, bro.

So, you want to quit drinking, just...

fuck AA, just lock somebody in a cell with

you two fucking idiots all night.

Hey, fucking die already, hillbilly.

You're here to break me out?

-Come on, man. -Hmm.

Look, I knew Dad wouldn't come and get you,

but he'd come get us. -Hmm.

So, I got arrested, townie side.

Ooh, do you think he's going to come get you?

He could just leave you.

My mom wouldn't let him.

Thanks, man, but I ain't no fucking charity case,

and you being Traylor's good son,

any stupid shit you do, your people are going to hang on me.

Maybe I'm just trying to fuck with my Dad then.

That's the same difference, Joey.

-Whoa! -What the fuck?!

Yo!

Get us out of here!

Jesus, Traylor, you said noon, and that was an hour ago.

Get the hell off RC time.

I'm here.

Thank you.

Hello?

Hey, Sham, whenever you're ready, man.

We don't got all day.

Traylor.

Hey, Joss.

So, we got some paperwork for you to read and sign,

and then...

me and Traylor here,

I guess will just do that all up just like last time.

You know your boy gets arrested more than a prostitute?

I'll be in the car.

She seems mad.

So, what he do?

Sham: Well, we caught him on the bridge.

He had climbed up the structure and --

and shimmied over the road on the crossbar.

And then he took a shit on the first car that drove by.

Sham: Happens it was a little lady from our side of the line.

She probably thought it was a Goddamn pterodactyl

shitting on her.

Gross.

All right. Let's go.

It smells like a fuckin' ass in here.

Traylor: What's with the blood?

Was this guy beat up when he came in?

No, he's been clutching his guts all night,

and then he started -- -Argh!

Sham: Come on.

Don't go nowhere, shitbirds.

What the fuck! Aah!

Aah! Help! Help!

Joseph: Hey!

Sham: Aah!

Ow! Fuck! He fucking bit me!

You don't bite me when I'm fighting, motherfucker!

-Come on. -Give me that.

You want to eat people?

You want that?! You want to eat people?!

You want to fuckin' eat people, you cocksucker!

Hey! Hey!

Fuckin' lost your Goddamn hold!

Hey, he's had -- he's had enough!

I'm gonna get your fuckin' hillbilly ass, you fucking --

I'll put a new hole in your head, you son of a bitch!

You're going to fuckin' kill him.

Lock 9!

Ah! Fuck!

It looks like he got your tit.

Just fuck off, or I'll fuckin' put you back in there,

you understand?

Fuck. This is too fucked up. Where did he go?

Aah!

Hey, hey, you're not leaving me here, right?!

And then this fucking mental case just lunges, like --

like lunges at Shamu and bites him right on the chest.

And me and Lysol and Traylor are trying to pull him,

and then he fucking bites me, too.

I don't give a shit who bit you. I'm ready to bite you myself.

So, what did you get arrested for?

I just vandalized some car.

You just vandalized some car?

You need to start making better choices.

I know I fucked up, Mom.

Now you know?

Well, maybe you do, maybe you don't.

Look, I know your heart's in the right place,

but your head's up your ass.

It's not like I just met Charlie, Mom.

It's not like I don't care about her.

Look, I really love her.

Look, I'm not talkin' about Charlie.

I'm talkin' about your brother.

And I'm talkin' about

why you keep getting into trouble with this guy.

He doesn't have anyone else.

Traylor fucking abandoned him.

The whole reserve knows what happened to his mom.

I hear you and I -- I get you on that.

Joseph, if you're more focused on being a brother

to Lysol than being a father,

and if the question ever came up if you were ready,

the way you're prioritizing your life right now is your answer.

Well, that was really fucked up.

This whole day has been fucked up.

Oh, I'm sure you've had worse.

Doris: You on, Chief?

What news?

Shooker called and said his girlfriend is sick,

and the ambulance from town still isn't picking up.

They never pick up.

What time did he call you?

And how long has he been calling the townies?

Well, he called here 12:30 this afternoon,

and he said he's been calling for an ambulance

since last night, but he could be lying.

You've no idea how many times

I've been over there because of his bullshit.

His girlfriend's still pregnant?

Pretty sure, Boss.

I can't keep bailing you out, Alan.

Nobody told you to bail me out.

Tell that to your brother.

Whatever you think of me, the kid deserves better.

Better than what?

Either one of us.

Sperm donor.

This is the ugliest waiting room I've ever seen.

Thanks for stopping by.

I'm sorry.

Everything seems like a good idea when you're drunk.

Says the teenage boy to his pregnant teenage girlfriend.

At the abortion place.

I didn't even tell my dad.

Are you embarrassed of me?

What in the hell happened to your arm?

-Don't change the subject. -I'm not changing the subject.

I just want to know what happened.

Look, some hillbilly bit me in the drunk tank.

My mom's getting me a tetanus shot.

I'm not going to bleed to death waiting,

so can you please answer my question?

Are you embarrassed of me?

No. Fuck no.

I'm embarrassed of him.

He's just embarrassing.

You still want to do this?

Lydia, are we -- are we out of tetanus?

How could that be?

Yes, the guys in Emergency cleared us out.

They said they've been getting a lot of bites.

This town has lost its mind.

A lot of bites?

You got the wrong number.

What's going on?

Run!

Jesus Christ, Shooker.

She's had it.

What the fuck are you on about?

There's no -- no time.

And where there's supposed to be little fingernails,

little yellow teeth are growing out.

Of course, you're high, you stupid cocksuckin' fuckface.

You should've just called a cab, right away.

I got no money left.

And nobody's gonna let us into their house to use their phone.

And they don't like her, huh, Chief?

'Cause she's white.

Is she all right, at least?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She's definitely not all right, Chief.

And I got no more coke here. I don't want any more.

I don't want any more. I don't want --

I swear to God, if you don't get a hold of yourself,

I'm going to kick your ass off the face of this fucking planet!

Where is she?

Yeah, yeah, upstairs to the left.

I think I-I left it open, maybe?

You know, the back. In the back room.

Yeah, upstairs to the left.

She said -- She said the -- the baby needed to eat...

with no mouth.

What?

There was no mouth.

Are you all right, ma'am?

Aah!

Aah!

Ohh.

What happened? What happened?

Holy shit.

Traylor: Keep her the fuck away from me!

Come on, man!

Aah! Get her!

You fucking killed her, man.

Shut up!

Oh, fuck!

Fuck...

Doris! Doris!

Shooker's hurt.

I'm here, Boss.

You should see what your father brought in.

You're gonna shit Frisbees.

Hey, man. Fuck.

You pull over here, man?

Doris, I got to bring Shooker to the hospital.

There was supposed to be a fucking ambulance.

I dropped that girl.

I think I killed her.

Joss is coming over in an ambulance.

She's talking hysterical, Chief.

About what?

She's saying...

She's saying, "Don't get bit, Chief.

Don't get bit."

Tell her I'll be right there.

-Fuck, man! -Hold on.

Aah!

You gonna let me out here, boss?

Stay put. We're gonna go get 'em.

Traylor. Where's your -- Traylor.

He's coming back. He's coming back.

He's coming back. He's coming back.

Hey!

Charlie: Joseph's still in the back.

The door's stuck.

Charlie, open the fucking door!

Get him the fuck out of there!

Get the fuck off me, you bitch!

♪ I came from nothing ♪

♪ I done been, I done been lower than low ♪

♪ I keep my head straight ♪

♪ No matter, no matter how low I go ♪

♪ Grew up a poor boy ♪

♪ Set a trap on the corner to get by ♪

♪ I remember the days, y'all ♪

Subtle.

Why don't you check this out? Found a whole box of these,

and this was the only one that didn't have blood on it.

Could probably swap a blow job for this --

it's cherry flavored.

Fuck, you could get a blow job from anyone.

It's probably the last cherry flavored powder in the world.

I'm eating this.

Doris: Shooker's coming in with Joseph, Charlie,

and three boat people.

Everyone, behave.

Oh, to you who are highly favored.

No shit.

Hey, Doris, that's my little brother,

so I wouldn't harm a hair on his head.

Three more mouths to feed. Yay!

Oh, good grief, Charlie Brown.

We know the girl. This guy and his kid are stragglers.

Hey, I know you, too.

Make that two more mouths to feed.

The girl's sick.

Welcome to our palliative care.

Put her down.

What's going on here?

I haven't done anything wrong.

You're bringing your sick here. What's right about it?

My little girl got injured, that's all.

She needs help. I was told I could get help here.

Who told you?

Oh, wait a minute.

We could just go back and leave.

Or use one of the boats. We don't need--

Hey!Charlie, we barely know this guy.

Fuck, Lysol, settle down.

Fuck, you just said it, man.

You don't know this guy.

How do you know that this fuckin' townie

didn't come here with this refugee Pollyanna act

to plant this infected bitch right on our doorstep?

-Here, you brought her here. -What?

Take this knife, slide it in her ear, and stir it around.

Do you know what we had to do to get here?

No, and I don't give a fuck either.

You do it up, or I'll do it for you.

Jesus.

What if my baby is born sick, you going to shoot us, too?

I'll do what I have to do.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, boys.

You broke my dipstick. You owe me a blow job.

Point that gun at Charlie again, I'll fuckin' kill you!

Joseph! Alan!

What the fuck are you doing?

Just checking for bites like you told us to.

Or do you want to fucking open up the floodgates

and let them stay?

Look at you. Look at all of you.

Get your fuckin' shit together.

What are you doing?

How the fuck do you even keep arranging this?

We're supposed to be helping people -- that's what I'm doing.

We're not supposed to be doing anything.

We're supposed to be surviving.

What are you guys talking about? Speak English.

Speak English!

Your girl's been bit.

She can't come in here, she'll put everyone in danger.

You should've said something.

I heard that you could cure bites here.

I should have been honest about that up front.

But look, look, he's been bit!

She stopped on her breathing.

Everyone inside.

You need to move away from her.

Go inside.

You're not going to want to see it come back.

You're especially not going to want to see

what he does with that ax.

Got to make them take that shit down.

It was the dogs that got my family.

I was sentimental about my dog.

Turns out, immune to the plague

doesn't mean immune to being eaten alive.

Look, I get it, you're still feeling bad about Karen,

but look around you.

Everyone here lost somebody.

Kyra.

What?

Her name was Kyra.

ZED. That's just ZED, not some little girl.

It's better to, you know,

not look at them as whatchamacallits, people.

Are you fucking crazy?

You can't bring that here.

Go, follow J and Charlie, the pregnant lady,

into the nurses' station.

And don't forget, ain't nobody immune here but us.

So feel safe here.

I'm just gonna ask you a couple of questions, okay?

So how long were you out there for?

I lost track of the time.

What did you guys eat while you were out there?

Did you eat any salmon?

Did you eat any dog?

Anything else?

Are you asking me if I had to eat people?

Has anyone ever answered yes to that?

Well, what's your answer?

No.

I haven't eaten any people or dogs...

or fucking anything!

Settle down.

Do you have a bathroom?

One more question. It's a big one.

Did you get bit?

No.

Hello?

Who's there?

Traylor: Everything is blocked off.

We got four-man teams at every blockade.

The roads coming in off of 132

ain't nothing really to worry about.

Stragglers are still stumbling in

from some of the Podunk towns on the island.

Pretty old and mangled.

Don't move as fast, so they've been pickin' them off easy.

Bodies are starting to pile up faster than we can bury 'em,

so we might have to spark up those pyres again,

regardless of who sees them.

They were getting the same problem on the bridge.

It's been coming in townie side nonstop.

We're wasting our ammo trying to keep them

from ramping up the blockade.

Bumper found a way around that

without having to fire a single shot or mop up a single body.

The bigger problem than the dead-walking-around townies

is the live, breathing ones.

They're coming across in almost the same numbers.

Some people in Red Crow don't like it.

But we got to do right by survivors.

We've been housing all the intakes here at the hall.

We've been keeping the boats that have been coming in

tied up by the old man's shanty.

If something happens here, we get separated,

we meet up at the church.

We got enough space between here

and there to buy us time to get on those boats.

We wait this thing out till winter.

Can hit the towns, clean out the ZEDzicles,

and find any other survivors.

Keep reminding people -- moose and deer are clean,

and anything out of the water is bad meat.

We hunt and trap for food.

That mountain water is clean.

That leaves one thing -- gas.

Only thing left is that gas station

that the Muppets own on the rez side of 132.

Burner said there's a whole reservoir there

that we haven't even tapped yet.

Shooker's been keeping an eye on things for us.

They've been bringing girls up there.

Papa Muppet's been tellin' them, if they give him head,

they're going to be immune.

Either way, we got to clean them out.

It's the -- the guy that came with the girl, Chief.

He killed himself.

Fuck.

Jesus, he couldn't shoot himself like a normal person.

You need a hand, Chief?

I think going on runs has made your brother

even more mental.

I used to think it was because my dad had him

when he was, like, young.

And was just never in the picture.

The way his mom died didn't help.

Sent him to foster care,

and who knows what happened there.

He left an Alan and came back a Lysol.

Yeah, I forgot that was his mom.

Gave him a pass on so much fucking nonsense.

"You still have a mom."

Do you know how many times he said that shit to me?

It has to stop some time. You can't just be an asshole.

Yeah, fuck him then.

But either way, he was right.

Yeah, he's right.

If that girl flipped five minutes sooner --

I know it's not the sick little girls that I'm worried about.

Do you know what we have here, man?

This might be the last place on the planet that isn't overrun.

I know. I know. I know.

Then, what are you doing?

I'm straight up asking you, can you help me understand?

What are you doing?

People look at me here.

Like...

Like my vagina's Pandora's box.

I have nightmares, Joseph.

This baby's eating me from the inside out.

You're immune, I'm not.

What if this baby isn't either?

I mean, what if it just decides to eat its way out?

Charlie, my mom's watching you every day.

People have been doing this shit

since monkeys got off their knuckles.

It's not about the pregnancy, dumbass.

It's about sitting here and just waiting for something to happen,

because don't you feel it?

Something's gonna happen.

I trust my mother. She says it's healthy.

It has a healthy heartbeat.

Shooker's baby?

I didn't see that.

Look, Shooker's woman was a dope addict and so was he.

I didn't want this.

I know.

You said it a million times when you were at the hospital.

No, to fight with you.

Have you thought of any names?

No.

Not really.

You?

No.

You don't name things that eat you.

Jesus, Charlie.

I love you.

He clipped me.

Right, well, take your shirt off, let me have a look.

Here, sit.

Ah.

Ah...

Yeah.

You're gonna need stitches.

I don't have any lidocaine,

so you're just going to have to grit your teeth.

Got any beer?

You did so good by him.

Yeah, well, you're in there, too.

Yeah, the part that gets drunk

and takes shits off of bridges.

Look, he's loyal,

and he's smart.

He's a fighter.

And maybe he didn't split the atom,

but he survived the end of the world.

Thank you.

These are all the 302s I could rustle up.

James got more, but I can't find her drunk ass.

I don't plan on using them.

You should've ran that fool off the reserve when he was alive.

I thought Rob Muppet was from here?

Everyone thinks that.

But that family's not from Red Crow.

Ah. Speaking of which, what about this place?

Some of these fuckers ain't local.

Never seen a brown person since their grandparents owned one.

And they outnumber us, too.

How long before it comes to pass,

they get tired of being herded by a bunch of Indians?

We got all their guns.

And they're all too civilized to shit

anyplace that doesn't have a door.

What the fuck are they going to do?

What the fuck are they going to do?

One of them could come in here and infect this entire camp.

It takes one, Traylor.

And Joseph's pet townie keeps dragging them in here.

Hey, fuck you.

Every one of these motherfuckers is a time bomb.

That's why we have a wall.

Anyone flips in here, this place is a fucking shooting gallery.

With fucking Peeky and Maynard up there?

They couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

There's about what? A 100 people here?

That's 3-plus Gs for every swinging dick we have.

We don't have enough bullets, man.

You don't have to reload a sword.

Fuck this shit.

If you say the rez is clean, so be it.

It's on you when these bingo bunnies go south of cheese.

Get word round, J, the rez is clean, we got celebratin' to do.

We party at my place.

I'm taking this gas for my fucking car.

-Hey! -Let him go.

-Why? -'Cause he's not wrong.

Follow him.

Don't let it get out of hand.

-All right, Dad. -Dad?

It's a brave new world.

Leave them to their parties.

They have their recreation, and we have ours.

Oh, hey!

Ah, listen, I'm glad you came, man.

I wanted to tell you I shouldn't have put that gun

on your lady this morning.

I want to say your punching me in the face

just means you're going to be a good father.

That's the weed talking.

It is, but it isn't.

I felt shitty about it, man.

The thing is, it's just more about Dad and our bullshit.

It's never going to change.

It can change.

You don't have to be a trash dad, Joey.

That shit is optional.

Why do you choose to be a fuckin' asshole?

Give me my fucking joint back.

Did it ever fuckin' dawn on you

that I'm not someone to look up to?

That if you have to get arrested to spend time with somebody,

they're just fucking worthless.

I'm not an asshole to impress you, Joseph.

I'm just an asshole.

Sad.

Yeah, when you find out family ain't shit.

I don't think you're shit.

Give it time.

-Whoa!

This is the last of it.

-My man. - All right.

We're square.

Lysol: Remember the night before Z day?

A bunch of us got arrested

for getting in a fight down at the Fish Mitten.

It was because of that chick right there.

Anyway, her boyfriend has a stripper's ass in his face.

Lilith's pissed.

So she is looking for some payback attention.

And she's drunk enough that she'd be willing

to get it from anyone, man.

Anyone.

Mm!

Long story short...

I get her home, and I'm eating her out,

and she's gushing, right?

Fucking details you can spare me, man.

Fucking prig here, all of a sudden.

So the phone rings. And it's Moon from the club

saying the boys just got arrested

for fighting this chick's boyfriend and his buddies.

So, I forget about the girl.

I head straight down to the police station.

I'm not even halfway through the door before I get arrested.

-What for? -Fighting.

And Shamu is like...

If you weren't fighting, then why is your face all bloody?

..."If you weren't fighting, how come your face is all bloody?"

What?

Come on, loser.

Hey, I wasn't fighting. What are you doing?

This is bullshit, dude!

That's the most fucked up, repugnant shit I've ever heard.

At my age, you've done it on purpose at least once.

50 times by mistake.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Mm!

Shit.

Hey, Lilith!

Lilith!

The Earth is an animal.

Living and breathing.

That's why the dead keep coming back to life.

Not because of God.

Because this planet we're on is so sick of our shit.

This old, tired, angry animal

turned these stupid fucking white men

into something she can use again --

fertilizer.

-Lysol, what the fuck?

Lysol: Don't let her finish, man.

Ohh!

Moon: Who says we're immune?

More than 10. 12 or 15, counting the girls.

Traylor is. We're inside.

No fun in there with shotguns.

Don't let any of them get out.

Traylor: Hey, a little fucking warning.

Whew!

Gisigu?

Traylor: So there could be as many

as six or seven left in here?

Fuck.

Check if that genny works.

You throw another G at me, I want to see it coming.

ZED?

ZED's dead.

Goddamn...

Fuck...

Joseph!

What the fuck's going on here, man?

-Joseph. -Why didn't we kill that G?

No, you got to get someone to sound the alarm.

You got to get as many people as you can.

And you get them in that hall.

Why did we bring that here?

It's obvious now -- it's us or them.

Have you fucking lost it, man?

There is no us or them. There's only us.

-No. -Okay?

Look, just come downstairs, we can fix -- we can fix you up.

The whole world's fucking dead, man.

You still have a family, though.

-Okay. -This can all stop.

Just -- Just stop.

Just stop.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's --

I have no family.

Get up.

Lysol: You're going to get all those dicks for me, okay?

Run. Run!

Run! Run!

What were you saying to her?

I was telling her a story.

She was scared.

I used to tell it to Joseph, that story.

It's about his grandfather.

I'm scared, Joss.

We're all here.

This place is safe.

Did you hear that?

Joseph!

Joseph, what happened?

Lysol.

Everyone, stay calm.

There's the other exit.

Wait!

Can we panic now?

We're here.

Joss: I'm in the basement with Charlie, Joseph,

and eight other survivors.

I don't think anyone else made it.

What was the head count up to last week?

A 100, 150 townies.

Fuck.

Can your people move?

Not all of them.

Hold tight, we're coming to get you.

Traylor, hurry the fuck up.

How you want to do this?

Who's got the most meat on them?

It's bad.

You ready?

That'll buy us some time,

but there's bound to be more inside.

Get the truck.

Don't use your gun unless you have to.

Circle around, and keep the engine running.

Where the fuck were you?

-Where's Charlie? -What happened to you?

Where's Charlie? Get Charlie.

Da-- Dad, get Charlie.

Get Charlie. Get Ch-- Get Charlie.

There's a truck outside.

You want to live? Get on it.

Let's go. Let's go.

-Move your ass! -All right, let's go.

Come on. Come on.

Move! Move!

I am not getting on without you.

Joseph: Shooker! Move!

Go!

Charlie: Go!

Joss: This is some fucking rescue.

This door is not going to hold.

You're going to have to make a run for it.

-A run for it? -You have no choice!

And if I don't make it out of here...

On the count of three, run!

Go!

Lysol: Now, you're going to say it exactly like I told you.

No cute stuff.

Traylor...

they're killing people in the church.

Normal, real people.

James and Moon are just killin' 'em.

And I'm fuckin' locked up here.

Damn it.

I'm coming to get you.

Lysol: Good. Thank you.

I'll see you around.

Good luck.

Shit.

Joss: Just breathe.

They'll be back soon.

♪ Drinky, drinky ♪

♪ As a way ♪

♪ We carry on today ♪

♪ And now is time for whiskey ♪

♪ 'Cause I got ♪

♪ No more beer here today ♪

♪ I'm wishin' for some drink ♪

♪ Not before I get me ♪

♪ A beer ♪

We got a chance to...

get rid of all these fucking...

dependents once and for all.

Meet back up here at the church if...

it makes an outbreak.

Yeah, these fuckers come to the buffet,

then we torch the fuck out of them by mid-meal.

And that's fucking all of you.

After all this, that's all you fuckers.

We even got that bitch up in the belfry.

You have to hand it to Lysol.

Fucking, you know.

Crazier than a shithouse rat,

but all in all, he has it pretty good.

Get Doris, boy.

You going to tell me where that fucking coward is?

Just breathe. Just breathe.

Ow!

It's okay. It's okay.

Behind you!

Then there was one.

Stop!

Keep fucking around, I put a bullet

right in her fucking head.

Alan...

we can still undo this.

No, this goes back so much further than that.

Fucking Sir Lancelot!

Come on.

Come on.

Ohh!

You know what, Joss?

I wasn't the one who brought these people here.

I didn't have a chick bringing plagued-up opies into the flock.

Fuck you!

Alan, I know how you feel.

There was a time when I wanted to burn

that compound down myself.

But these are real people.

Don't you open that fucking trunk!

What are yous gonna do to me?

-Charlie. -Don't.

Joseph, I've been bit.

You know, when you have some time to sit and think,

you'll thank me.

I've set you all free.

A question, Joseph...

between brothers.

Do you really think that that sick chick

made it in the Muppet house by accident?

Where do you think I got the idea?

I'm sorry.

Jesus, God, what the fuck are we going to do?

We're not gonna die here.

Listen...

What are we going to do? Swim?

Listen!

Where the fuck have you been?

They wouldn't let me wait. I heard shots, so I came.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

-Oh, shit.

Help you?

It'll be okay, I got you.

Let's go, let's get the fuck out of here.

-I got her. -Push. Come on, breathe, yeah.

We need to go.

Grandpa, we need to go.

I'm not leaving this land again.

Joseph: You can do it. Just push.

Come on, push. Come on, push.

Charlie, you can do this. You can do this. Push.

Come on, just push, Charlie.

You're almost there.

You don't know how much this hurts.

I do, I do. Come on, just push.

Just push. Just push.

All right, yeah. You're going to have to push.

Otherwise I'm going to have to cut you, okay?

Aah!

You're doing so good, come on.

Push, push.

You're doing really great. Come on, sweetie.

Gaah!

Almost there.

It's okay.

I love you so much.

Is it too late?

It's a little girl.

The gun?

Do you want to hold her?

No.

I've been bitten. I'm sick, I can feel it.

She can't get sick.

It's okay.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Take her back.

Charlie, you can hold her.

No, I don't want to hurt her. Take her back.

She's gonna be okay.

Mm.

Maybe you'll be, too.

No, I won't.

Joseph, we have to end this.

Don't let me turn into one of those dead people.

Look at her.

Hey.

We did it.

Love her.

Love her.

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, way-ah, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ I love you so? ♪

♪ And mommy will ♪

♪ Never let you go ♪

♪ To the stars ♪

♪ And the sky ♪

♪ You'll always be ♪

♪ Mommy's little guy ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, way-ah, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ I love you so? ♪

♪ And mommy will ♪

♪ Never let you go ♪

♪ To the stars ♪

♪ And the sky ♪

♪ You'll always be ♪

♪ Mommy's little guy ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, way-ah, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ I love you so? ♪

♪ And mommy will ♪

♪ Never let you go ♪

♪ To the stars ♪

♪ And the sky ♪

♪ You'll always be ♪

♪ Mommy's little guy ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, way-ah, oh, hey ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪

♪ Do you know ♪

♪ I love you so? ♪

♪ And mommy will ♪

♪ Never let you go ♪

♪ To the stars ♪

♪ And the sky ♪

♪ You'll always be ♪

♪ Mommy's little guy ♪

♪ Hey, oh, hey, oh, hey, oh ♪