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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,500 Aaaargh! 2 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,000 Aaaargh! 3 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:50,300 Aaaargh! 4 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,500 Aaaaargh! Aaargh! 5 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:37,000 - What's the matter? What did I do? - Well, what was that funny noise? 6 00:01:37,100 --> 00:01:38,400 W-W-What funny noise? 7 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,000 I don't know. Sort of... 8 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:43,700 I can't help being a bit passionate, can I? 9 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,300 Oh, Albert, I didn't mean what you were doing. 10 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:49,500 - What are you shivering for? - I don't know! 11 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,200 A funny feeling, it come over me all of a sudden, 12 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:54,100 like... icy fingers down my spine. 13 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,600 Lumme, Doris, I did keep my gloves on. I can't do more than that, can I? 14 00:01:57,700 --> 00:02:00,400 Oh, I didn't mean your icy fingers, Albert. 15 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,200 Well, whose, then? 16 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,800 I don't know, but... 17 00:02:03,900 --> 00:02:05,800 I've got a feeling someone's watching us. 18 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,900 Good luck to him! 19 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:09,500 I've been courting you a year and there's been nothing worth watching so far. 20 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,600 - Albert! - Well, I'm sorry, Doris, but... 21 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:15,600 after all, I'm... I'm only flesh and blood. 22 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:18,600 And if something doesn't happen soon, well... 23 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,800 somethings going to happen - that's all. 24 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:24,500 Aren't you funny? I never thought of you being like that- 25 00:02:24,600 --> 00:02:27,100 you know... flesh and blood, and that. 26 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,100 Well, it's time you started thinking about... that. 27 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,900 - Oh, Albert... - Oh, Doris! 28 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,300 - Aaaaargh! - What now? 29 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,800 There is something in those bushes. 30 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:44,200 For Pete's sake, we're never going to get anywhere if you go on like this! 31 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,100 Albert, there... there must be somebody in those bushes, 32 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,500 because I saw them move. 33 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,600 All right. Anyone there? 34 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:52,400 No. There you are, see? Nobody. Come on! 35 00:02:52,500 --> 00:02:55,800 Oh, you don't expect them to say so, do you? 36 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,700 Couldn't you...? Couldn't you go and look? 37 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,800 Oh, all right! 38 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,900 Who's there? 39 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,700 Come on. Who's there? 40 00:03:08,900 --> 00:03:10,700 It's not a peepshow, you know. 41 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:12,900 Come on. Buzz off, or there'll be trouble. 42 00:03:13,100 --> 00:03:14,800 Come on out, you Peeping Tom! 43 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:17,800 For the last time, I'm warning you. Come on. 44 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,900 Get out. Go home! 45 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:34,800 Nah, there's nobody here. 46 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,000 She's just trying to put me off, that's all. 47 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:41,200 What did I tell you? There's nobody... 48 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:43,100 Doris? 49 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,500 Doris! 50 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:51,800 Come on, Doris, stop messing about. 51 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:53,400 Where are you? 52 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:55,500 Doris? 53 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,400 Well, answer me. 54 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:17,900 Well, if that's all you have to say, Mr Potter, I'll telephone my superior. 55 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:26,700 W-W-What's the matter? 56 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,700 That noise! What's that noise? 57 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,000 Noise... what's...? 58 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:33,600 It's only the telephone bell! Aren't you ever going to get used to it? 59 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:34,900 I'll never get used to it. 60 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:37,300 The invention of the devil - that's what it is! 61 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,100 People talking through wires, waking respectable people at all hours. 62 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:43,500 It's like someone walking in when you're in the bath. 63 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,600 It's an invasion of privacy. That's what it is! 64 00:04:45,700 --> 00:04:48,500 You in a bath - that'd stop any invasion, that would. 65 00:04:48,700 --> 00:04:51,600 Well, I'm not having it in my house a moment longer - do you hear? 66 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:54,800 And if it doesn't go, I will. I can promise you that. 67 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,400 Promises, promises. Always promises. 68 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:05,600 Slobotham here, Sergeant. Sorry if I'm disturbing you and Mrs Bung. 69 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,800 That's all right, Slobotham. We weren't doing anything. 70 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:11,800 I thought you ought to know, Sergeant: it's happened again. 71 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,600 - What's happened again? - Another disappearance, Sergeant. 72 00:05:14,700 --> 00:05:15,700 Did you get a description? 73 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,800 Naturally. 74 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:19,300 It's a Miss Doris Mann. 75 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,300 Aged about 20, medium height, average-colour hair, 76 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:24,500 ordinary eyes, wearing clothes. 77 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,800 Well, it should be a piece of cake finding her, shouldn't it? 78 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:28,200 Where did it happen? 79 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,000 Hocombe Woods. Again. 80 00:05:30,100 --> 00:05:31,300 Again! 81 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,800 That's the sixth woman who's disappeared 82 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,400 on the same spot inside of a year! 83 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:38,000 Exactly, Sergeant. 84 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:40,400 Do you think there could possibly be some connection? 85 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:43,900 It's possible, Slobotham. 86 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,200 But we mustn't jump to any conclusions. 87 00:05:46,300 --> 00:05:48,300 No, no, of course not, Sergeant. 88 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,900 - Who reported it? - He's here now. 89 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,500 Calls himself Albert Potter. 90 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,500 Medium height, brown hair, beady eyes... 91 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,000 Never mind a description! You just keep him there till I get there. 92 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:06,800 - Move over. - What did you say? 93 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:09,400 Move over to my side of the bed. 94 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,000 Certainly not. You're not getting round me like that, Sidney Bung. 95 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:17,000 Oh, please, Em. Just this once. I've only got a few minutes. Up! 96 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:22,500 I'll say this for you - you make a very good trouser press. 97 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,300 You're not going out? 98 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,600 No, I'm putting these on to take a bath. 99 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:29,200 And where are you going at this time of night? 100 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,900 - To find another woman. - Don't lie to me! 101 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,100 You're going to that wretched police station of yours - I know! 102 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,300 - Well, you've caught me out. - Huh! 103 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:40,300 You haven't any time for me, let alone any other woman. 104 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,900 - I wouldn't bet on that. - Police! That's all you ever think about. 105 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:46,200 Never mind about me. Oh, dear, no. 106 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,000 Do you realise you haven't taken me out for years? 107 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,400 Oh, don't exaggerate. We went out a couple of months ago. 108 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:54,400 We had a lovely time. 109 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,500 You call that lovely? 110 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:59,200 To my poor, dear mother's funeral? 111 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:02,200 - Well, I enjoyed it. - Oh, yes, you would. 112 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,200 I should have listened to her. 113 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,700 "Never marry a policeman," she said. 114 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:09,900 "You can't trust 'em," she said. "Unreliable," she said. 115 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,300 "He'll lead you a dog's life," she said. 116 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,600 - She was right. - I should have listened to her. 117 00:07:14,700 --> 00:07:17,100 So should I. Where's my other boot? 118 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,900 That's right, off you go! Never mind about saying goodbye, even. 119 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,900 Goodbye, even. 120 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:29,300 That's it, knock my poor mother down. 121 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:33,000 Now look what you've made me do! 122 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,800 - Oh, excuse me, Sergeant. - In my chair again, eh, Slobotham? 123 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:44,000 Just warming it up for you, sarge. 124 00:07:45,700 --> 00:07:48,300 - Right. Is this him? - Yes. 125 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,900 A Mr Potter, window cleaner. 33 Hogsmere Road. 126 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,600 "Friend" of the young lady that disappeared. 127 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,000 Right. Get out your notebook, Slobotham. 128 00:07:56,100 --> 00:07:58,300 I want every word of this taken down. 129 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,700 As I understand it, you took this girl up to Hocombe Woods, right? 130 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,100 - That's right, yes. - For what purpose, Mr Potter? 131 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:09,900 - Eh? - What did you take her out there for? 132 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,500 Well... I dunno. We just sort of felt like it. 133 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:17,000 - "Felt... like... it." - Felt like what? 134 00:08:17,100 --> 00:08:19,800 - I wouldn't like to say, Sergeant. - I'm asking him! 135 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,300 Well, Mr Potter? 136 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:25,200 Well, we... we just felt like getting a bit of fresh air... and that. 137 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:26,800 I see. 138 00:08:27,300 --> 00:08:29,700 - Getting a bit of what? - Fresh air and that. 139 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:31,600 - What's that? - Same as the other. 140 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:33,900 - Oh, I see. - Well, Mr Potter, 141 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,700 you took her into the woods. 142 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,000 How far did you go? 143 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,300 Oh, not very far, cos I've only known her a year. 144 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:42,500 Don't put that down! 145 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:47,400 No, what I meant was, erm... how far did you get... into the woods? 146 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:50,500 Oh! Oh, not very far. Just to this little clearing I know. 147 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,500 Do you happen to know what Doris was wearing? 148 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:57,800 Yes. Erm... a sort of erm... white, frilly blouse, 149 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:03,100 with a... a dark-green jacket, and a long green skirt. 150 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:06,100 - Did you get that down? - No. As I said, I've only known her a year. 151 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,300 I'm talking to my assistant! 152 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:10,200 Don't worry, Sergeant. Got it down. 153 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,800 Good. 154 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,600 So, that's all you can tell us, Mr Potter? 155 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,700 There is one thing. 156 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,400 I found this where she'd been sitting. 157 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,200 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello! What have we here, then? 158 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,800 - I'd say it was a finger, Sergeant. - I know it's a finger! 159 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,300 Is it... one of... hers, Mr Potter? 160 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,700 No! What sort of girl do you think I'd go outwith? 161 00:09:34,900 --> 00:09:37,600 Right. Take that down to the lab. I want a full report first thing. 162 00:09:37,700 --> 00:09:38,800 Yes, Sergeant. 163 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:41,200 On your way out, stop off at the desk and enquire: 164 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:44,900 has anybody reported the loss of a finger this evening? 165 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,300 Yes, of course, Sergeant. 166 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,300 Why didn't I think Of that? 167 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,500 Now, Mr Potter. 168 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,100 I want you to show me exactly where you and the young Lady were. 169 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,900 - Through here. - Slobotham? Slow? 170 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,600 - Sergeant? - You stay here. 171 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,500 - All by myself, Sergeant? - Yes, Slobotham, all by yourself. 172 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:24,100 If I shall require any assistance, I shall give three sharp blasts. Got it? 173 00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:27,300 Yes, Sergeant. Blast, blast, blast, sir. I beg your pardon. 174 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:30,000 On my whistle. 175 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:33,800 Immediately on hearing that, you will surround the entire area. 176 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:36,900 But I can't surround the entire area by myself, Sergeant. 177 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,600 Excuses, excuses. Always excuses! 178 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:54,200 Why don't you young fellas get married? It's much easier. 179 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,300 That's where we were. 180 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,100 A-ha! 181 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:12,900 Is that you, Sergeant? 182 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,700 How do you do? 183 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,400 - Do you notice it? - What? 184 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:39,500 It smells as if something's been dead too long. 185 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,500 Well, don't look at me. 186 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,900 Peculiar. Very peculiar. Was it here before? 187 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:49,100 - I didn't notice it. - Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes! 188 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:50,500 What could it be? 189 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,700 I don't know. Let's get back to the station. 190 00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:02,800 Slobotham! Where are you? 191 00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:06,200 Slobotham, where are you? 192 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,300 Look! 193 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,000 Aaaaargh! 194 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,400 What's the matter with you? It's me! 195 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,800 Oh, I'm sorry, Sergeant. I thought it was that horrible thing again! 196 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,800 What horrible thing? 197 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,000 I don't know. It was something unspeakable. 198 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:30,400 - Unspeakable? - Yes. Never said a word. 199 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:33,600 It came out of the woods, straight at me. Great big, glaring eyes. 200 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,800 Long, pointed teeth. Ten feet tall! 201 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,200 Did you notice anything unusual about it? 202 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:42,200 Yes. There was a horrible smell. Like dead fish, it was. 203 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,900 Dead fish? 204 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,000 - Have a look round, Potter. - Right. Erm... no. 205 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,600 You go and look around. You're the great detective. 206 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,400 I intend to. 207 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,800 First thing in the morning. 208 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,200 I've got more important things to do at the station. 209 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,100 - Why are we stopping here, sarge? - There's a house. 210 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:18,400 He's right, you know - it is a house! 211 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,300 Marvellous. But we're not looking for a house, we're looking for Doris. 212 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,900 I know, but it's the middle of the woods. 213 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:25,800 They might have heard or seen something suspicious. 214 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,700 We can't leave any stone unturned. 215 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:29,500 What's the name of this road, Slobotham? 216 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:33,700 - Avery Avenue. - Then we must explore... Avery Avenue. 217 00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:48,200 - There's a notice here. - What's it say? 218 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:51,100 Just a minute. 219 00:13:52,700 --> 00:13:54,700 Bide-a-Wee Rest Home. 220 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,700 Come on, let's go inside. 221 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,700 "Please knock." 222 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:35,800 Yes? 223 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:43,700 Good evening. 224 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,800 Could I see the master of the house? 225 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:50,500 The master of the house is dead, sir. 226 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:55,300 He's been dead 15 years now. 227 00:14:56,600 --> 00:15:00,700 But if you'll come in, I'll ask him if he can see you. 228 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,600 Yes. 229 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,500 If it's not too much trouble. 230 00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,900 This way, sir. 231 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,600 If you'll wait in here, 232 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,200 I'll go and talk to the master. 233 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,700 Erm... I thought you said he was dead? 234 00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,500 So he is. 235 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,600 That should be a conversation worth hearing. 236 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,600 How about this? 237 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:02,600 Must be the mistress of the house. 238 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,200 I say, Sergeant... 239 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:06,600 Notice anything unusual about that woman? 240 00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,200 - No... what? - The eyes. 241 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,600 They seem to be alive. 242 00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:20,500 Come. 243 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,900 I'm sorry to disturb you, miss, 244 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,200 but some gentlemen are here. 245 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:30,200 Yes, I was looking at them, Sockett. What do they want? 246 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,200 They wish to see the master, miss. 247 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:37,300 My brother is dead, Sockett. Don't you understand? He's dead. 248 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:38,600 Oh, yes, miss. 249 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,000 I did tell them that. 250 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,500 Then why are they still here? 251 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:45,500 Well, I'm afraid I forgot myself 252 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,700 and told them he might see them. 253 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:51,600 - Did I do wrong, miss? - Oh, Sockett! 254 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,700 I'm terribly sorry, miss. 255 00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,000 You won't... 256 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,600 You won't send me back... there? 257 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,500 I should do, Sockett. 258 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,900 If only you weren't so necessary to me. 259 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:14,400 Enough! Let me go. 260 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,200 Go now. I have to get my brother up. 261 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:10,300 What time is it? 262 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,900 Just past December. 263 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,400 I told you not to call me till the beginning of March! 264 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,200 I know, Orlando, but this is an emergency. 265 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:19,500 There are some men to see you. 266 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,800 I can't see anyone in my state. I'm nowhere near regenerated yet! 267 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:27,700 You will just have to, my darling. I think they're police officers. 268 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,900 Police officers? What do they want with us? 269 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,800 We've done nothing wrong... have we? 270 00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:36,100 Oh, I don't know. I sent Oddbod out this evening. 271 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,400 Oh, dear! Hasn't he come back yet? 272 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,800 - Yes, he's come back. - Oh. 273 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,200 Well, he's come back, but one of his fingers is missing. 274 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,000 Oh, I hope he didn't leave it anywhere embarrassing. 275 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,600 That's what I'm afraid of. 276 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:48,500 I sent him back after it, but he was disturbed. 277 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,800 So would you be, with a finger missing. 278 00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:53,500 That's the trouble with my regenerative process - 279 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,100 it makes everything so brittle. 280 00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,400 You never know what's going to drop off next. 281 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:58,700 Be serious for a moment. 282 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:01,200 If they found that finger, it could be very awkward. 283 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,900 Yes, I'd better go and see them, I suppose. 284 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,200 Don't go without your portable booster. You've only had 1,000 amps. 285 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:11,400 They would have to come tonight, just when I'm feeling half-dead. 286 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:39,300 Wha-a-ahhh! 287 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:41,400 What is it? What happened? 288 00:19:41,500 --> 00:19:43,000 - Oh, lumme! - It's only a mummy. 289 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,500 What, a mummy? With a beard? 290 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,600 Well, they didn't only do it to women. Their men got pickled, too. 291 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,000 Ah, gentlemen. 292 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,200 I see you're admiring my Pharaoh. 293 00:19:52,300 --> 00:19:55,500 He was the founder of the fourth dynasty, you know. 294 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,600 King Rubbatiti. 295 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,200 How very interesting, sir. 296 00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:04,400 Yes. I've often thought how fascinating it would be to make him live again. 297 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,900 I bet he could tell us a thing or two, eh? 298 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,200 All those barge orgies on the Nile. 299 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,400 No wonder they kept finding things in the bulrushes! 300 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,500 Would you be the master of the house? 301 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,400 That's right, yes. 302 00:20:18,500 --> 00:20:22,000 I only ask because your butler informed us you were dead. 303 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,400 You don't want to take any notice of him. 304 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,000 A young Lady has disappeared, 305 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,000 and we're anxious to trace her whereabouts. 306 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:29,700 - Oh? Whereabouts? - Hereabouts. 307 00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,100 - At ten o'clock. - Or thereabouts. 308 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,600 - In this vicinity. - Or roundabouts. 309 00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,000 - We're police officers. - Or layabouts. 310 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:38,200 That, sir, as you may have surmised, is a member of the general public 311 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,400 who's been giving us some right cooperation. 312 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,800 I just wondered, sir, 313 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,600 if you had happened to see or hear anything suspicious this evening. 314 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,800 Oh, no. I haven't heard or seen anything for weeks. 315 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,800 I've been... away, you see. 316 00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,400 Will you make a statement to that effect? 317 00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,900 I just did, didn't I? 318 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,800 Well, I'd like my assistant to get it down, just to get it on the record, sir. 319 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000 - Now, first of all, your name, please. - Doctor Watt. 320 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,900 - Doctor who, sir? - Watt. 321 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,600 Who is my uncle, or was. I haven't seen him for ages. 322 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,100 - We appear to be at loggerheads, sir. - No, no, this is Bide-a-Wee. 323 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,600 Loggerhead's about five miles down the road. 324 00:21:13,700 --> 00:21:15,400 - No, no, about your name. - Watt! 325 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:17,800 - What's your name? - Watt's his name! 326 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:19,700 That's what I'm trying to find out. 327 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:23,200 Excuses, nothing but excuses! Just get the statement down. 328 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:26,900 "I haven't seen or heard anything suspicious in the vicinity this evening." 329 00:21:27,100 --> 00:21:30,400 You too, eh? I'm so glad it wasn't just me who didn't. 330 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,100 Look, we won't take up any more of your valuable time. 331 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,500 You've been most kind and cooperative. 332 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:38,900 Not at all. I'm only too glad to help at an... ti... 333 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,900 - What's the matter, Doctor? - Just a bit run down. 334 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:46,300 If you'll just plug this into the socket... 335 00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:52,500 - What's happening, Sergeant? - Oh, lumme, look! He's going away. 336 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,400 Don't just stand there. Plug it in! 337 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Oh, crikey! Now he's coming back. 338 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:15,700 Ah, that's better. Now, where was I? 339 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,200 Well, sir, you were sort of coming and going. We didn't quite... 340 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,400 What's the matter with you two? Come back here! 341 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,000 - Didn't you see what he did? - Yes. He's right, Sergeant. 342 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,000 There's something not right about that man. 343 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:33,100 Don't be so silly! He's just an eccentric, that's all. 344 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,300 - I saw through him immediately. - So did we. That's the trouble. 345 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,800 Oh, gawd! 346 00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,900 Slobotham, you and I, as respectable officers of the law, 347 00:22:44,100 --> 00:22:46,300 are going to walk out of here with dignity. 348 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,700 Slowly. 349 00:23:06,300 --> 00:23:10,300 Oh, Oddbod, if only you weren't so damned attractive... 350 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,200 - They've gone. - Good. Did they suspect anything? 351 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:27,700 Of course not. 352 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:31,100 I went out of my way to behave perfectly normally. 353 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:34,100 Well, that should be all right, then, shouldn't it? What did they want? 354 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,900 Oh, something about a girl, disappearing in the vicinity. 355 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,100 Oh, that must be the one Oddbod brought back. 356 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,600 Oh, he got one, did he? 357 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,800 Oh, yes! 358 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,500 Very nice. 359 00:23:47,700 --> 00:23:49,800 I must say, he has very good taste. 360 00:23:49,900 --> 00:23:51,900 Yes, well, we must vitrify her tonight 361 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 and get her away first thing in the morning. 362 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:58,500 Ah, look! It's started to work. 363 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,800 Oh, yes. 364 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:02,600 It's regenerating very nicely. 365 00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:08,300 Well, this is a nice time to be coming home again! Half-past six. 366 00:24:08,500 --> 00:24:09,700 Now, don't start. 367 00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,700 I've been up all night looking for a woman. 368 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:14,900 Well, that should be something you're good at. Looking for women. 369 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:17,900 I wouldn't say that. Last time I tried it, I found you. 370 00:24:18,100 --> 00:24:20,400 I dread to think where you'd have been without me. 371 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,100 Do you know something? 372 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,500 I watched a bloke disappear in front of my eyes tonight. 373 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,700 I was just wondering: 374 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,000 why couldn't you do something useful like that? 375 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:33,700 Oh, yes, you'd like to get rid of me, wouldn't you? 376 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:35,300 Wouldn't you? Wouldn't you? 377 00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:37,900 Emily... Dear Emily... 378 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,100 Shut up! 379 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,300 Oh...! 380 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,400 What have you done? 381 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,300 Taken it down! 382 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,700 Do you realise you have cut me off in my prime? 383 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,500 How are they going to call me when they want me? 384 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:56,500 That's your worry! 385 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:59,500 Now, I'm going to get some of the sleep it's been depriving me of. 386 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,200 Aaaaargh! 387 00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,500 - You forgot to disconnect the wires! - I can't stand any more! 388 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,900 - That'll teach you! - My heart won't stand it. 389 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,500 Hello? 390 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,100 Oh, Slobotham... 391 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,200 No, we weren't doing anything. 392 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,600 What? Good! 393 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:25,400 Oh, strewth! Try and stay awake till I get there. 394 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,300 - You're not going out? - No, I'm putting these on to tread grapes. 395 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:31,500 Well, that's lovely, that is! 396 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:36,600 Do you realise I've had a full two minutes of your company? 397 00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:38,800 This is a real red-letter day, isn't it? 398 00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:41,500 I must remember to make a note of it in my diary! 399 00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:43,500 I'm wanted down at the station. 400 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:45,900 Oh, yes, you would be! Put them before me! 401 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,900 Why don't you marry the ruddy police force, and have done with it! 402 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,400 What, and miss all the fun I've had with you? 403 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,900 I don't know why you bother coming home at all. 404 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,700 Stay at your rotten police station. 405 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,400 Let them look after you! 406 00:25:57,500 --> 00:25:59,500 See if they'll give you what you got from me! 407 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,300 It's been so long since I've had anything from you, 408 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,800 I've forgotten whether it's worth having. 409 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:09,500 "Fingers I have known". No. 410 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,400 "Fanny Hill". No, that won't... 411 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,800 Ah, here it is. "Origins Of Man". 412 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:19,300 Ever read this book? Here, look at this. 413 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,300 Homo gargantuoso. 414 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,400 Homo... Aye. 415 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,000 Well... whew. 416 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,600 Erm... that's the wrong homo. 417 00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:33,000 Ah. Homo gargantuoso. 418 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:34,600 Here it is. 419 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:36,900 Well, the finger looks the same. 420 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,100 Aye, that's the one. Extinct now, of course. 421 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,700 Are you saying that... 422 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,000 this finger's come off something that's been dead for 500 years? 423 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,100 No doubt about it. Dead as a doornail. 424 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,900 Doc, you must be wrong. 425 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,900 That finger came off something that was alive last night. 426 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,200 We can very soon prove it. 427 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:54,600 We can prove whether it was living membrane 428 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,800 by giving it a very strong electrical charge. 429 00:26:56,900 --> 00:26:57,900 Well, you do that, will you? 430 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,700 Sarge, we've got a lead. 431 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:02,200 - This was pushed through my letterbox. - What was? 432 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,800 "Dear Sir, if you want to know what happened to Doris Mann, 433 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,900 "I can tell you. 434 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,400 "I am the cloakroom attendant at the one by the park, 435 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,900 "and you can see me any time at my convenience." 436 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,900 - Let me see that. - Is it genuine, sarge? 437 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,300 I don't know. It's unusual notepaper... 438 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,600 perforated at both ends. 439 00:27:17,700 --> 00:27:19,600 Could be! Come on. 440 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:37,200 - They've just come out. - Let's follow and see what they're up to. 441 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,300 Good idea. 442 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,300 Oh, hello! 443 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:29,500 Morning, gents. Like a nice wash, would you? 444 00:28:29,700 --> 00:28:31,800 - Erm... ta. - Help yourselves. 445 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,100 I got your note. 446 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:39,500 Ohhh...! You're the young fella who was with that girl, aren't you? 447 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,200 - Yes, yes. What do you know about it? - Plenty. 448 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,500 But it'll cost you a bit. 449 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,300 All right, all right! That'll be quite enough of that sort of talk. 450 00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,300 Here, what are you doing? Who are you pushing? 451 00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:51,800 I'm a police detective, 452 00:28:51,900 --> 00:28:54,200 and I must warn you that I shall take down anything you say. 453 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:56,000 All right. Trousers. 454 00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,500 All right, Slobotham, I'll take over. 455 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:02,700 Forgive him. He's a bit new. 456 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:06,500 There's no need for anybody to get excited, is there? Mr erm...? 457 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,300 Dann. Daniel Dann. 458 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,200 - Dan Dann? - Yes. 459 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:13,600 That is a funny name for someone in this job, isn't it? 460 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:17,000 We just want a friendly little chat, Mr Dann. 461 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,600 Well, shall we go to my little room? 462 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:26,800 Make yourselves at home, gents. 463 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,400 Well... this is a nice place you have here, Mr Dann. 464 00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,200 Yes... 465 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:34,200 Well, there's something to be said for it. 466 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:36,300 I live in a man's world. 467 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:40,800 Well, Mr Dann, about this note you sent to Mr Potter - it's very important. 468 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:43,700 Ah... Mrs Peabody. 469 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:45,700 Hello! Mrs Peabody! 470 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:49,600 Nice woman. Her husband's a customer of mine. 471 00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,200 Yes, very interesting, but... 472 00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:56,100 You know, I can honestly say that I know everyone who goes past here intimately. 473 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,900 Yes, I would say that business here is definitely... looking up. 474 00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,900 No stockings! 475 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,600 She never wears 'em. Mind you, I see worse. 476 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,500 A Scotsman goes past here in a kilt, and you wouldn't give it credence. 477 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:15,300 Mr Dann, Sergeant Bung is trying to ask you some questions. 478 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,200 All right, all right, all right! 479 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:19,000 We want to know what happened to Doris. 480 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:22,100 Yes, I'm sure you do. 'Er and the others. 481 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:25,700 "And the others"? What do you know, Mr Dann? 482 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:29,100 I was working out at a place near Hocombe Woods as a gardener. 483 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,100 Bide-a-Wee? 484 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,400 That's the place. Not a bad job. Well paid. 485 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:49,800 - They're talking to Dann. - Dann? 486 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,100 Dan Dann, the gardening man - you know. 487 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,300 Oh... that could be very awkward. We must silence him. 488 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,400 Oddbod... 489 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:01,700 Mind you, 490 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,700 I'm not saying that what happened to Doris 491 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:05,400 isn't what happened to the others. 492 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:06,900 But it looked very suspicious to me. 493 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,300 Yes, yes, Mr Dann. For goodness' sake, what happened to the others? 494 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,000 I was just coming to that. I saw... 495 00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:22,300 'Ello. Who's that, then? Must be a stranger round here. 496 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,500 Did you see those dirty great plates? 497 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:29,600 Mr Dann, please... What happened to those girls? 498 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:32,700 All right, all right, all right! I was telling you. I saw... 499 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:37,600 Sounds like a customer. I'm sorry - you'll have to excuse me, gents. 500 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,000 How long's he going to be? 501 00:31:43,900 --> 00:31:45,800 Good morning, sir. Nice day... 502 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,500 - I don't like the sound of that. - Nor me. 503 00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,200 Come on! 504 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,300 Dann, Dann, where are you? 505 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,700 Sergeant! 506 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,800 Look... 507 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:07,500 Open it, quick! 508 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:12,500 Just a minute. Just a minute! 509 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,500 Don't look. 510 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:34,600 - Is he...? - Drowned. 511 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,700 What an extraordinary thing! 512 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:31,400 Blimey. Now what? 513 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,500 Sergeant... Look! 514 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,000 Don't look. 515 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,200 You looked! 516 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,300 There. I think she's ready for delivery. 517 00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:07,900 Yes, quite the best one we've done so far. 518 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,100 Pretty, too. Seems such a waste. 519 00:34:10,300 --> 00:34:13,700 Oh, nonsense. Living, she'd just have got old and fat. 520 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,200 But like this she'll stay young and beautiful for ever. 521 00:34:16,300 --> 00:34:18,400 Yes, but not half so much fun. 522 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:21,700 Put the lid on. I'm going to raise Oddbod. 523 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,200 Excuse me, dear. 524 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:43,700 Now, listen, Oddbod. Take that crate up to Sockett. 525 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,900 Do you understand? 526 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:46,400 Hm-hm. 527 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,600 And then go out and get me another girl. 528 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:16,000 Gently does it. We don't want it to arrive all broken. 529 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 Do we have to do another one tonight? 530 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,800 I feel quite run down. 531 00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:26,000 I'm afraid we must. We're behind with the orders, as it is. 532 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:29,400 Oh. Well, I've just got time for a quick... charge. 533 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,000 Yes, just do me up, will you? 534 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:37,100 Oh, luxury. 535 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,800 All right. 536 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,100 Orlando! 537 00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:27,300 What are you doing? You might have killed me. 538 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,600 I'm terribly sorry, but look. 539 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:32,000 Oddbod, what are you doing back here? 540 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:35,600 - Haven't you noticed? He's naked. - Of course I've noticed... 541 00:36:37,700 --> 00:36:40,700 Oddbod! Oh, it's disgusting! 542 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,600 Put something on, you filthy beast. 543 00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,200 Oh, isn't it sickening? 544 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:47,400 One never gets a minute's peace around here. 545 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:51,500 What's the matter with you? Making an exhibition of yourself like that! 546 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,200 Most uncivilised. 547 00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,600 Orlando, this isn't Oddbod. 548 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,200 Of course it's Oddbod. I ought to know. 549 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:01,400 I was the one that found his body and brought him back to life. 550 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,900 No, it isn't. 551 00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,900 It's Oddbod's finger. 552 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,900 This whole thing has been regenerated from it. 553 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,800 The body cells have built themselves up into the same form. 554 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:15,300 Good heavens! It's worse than rabbits. Talk about pulling your finger out! 555 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:17,500 Orlando, did you do this? 556 00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,000 Of course not. I've never seen the thing before. 557 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:21,700 Are you sure? 558 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,300 Yes, I'm sure! 559 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:27,500 Then someone else must have subjected the finger to an electrical charge. 560 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:29,000 I don't like it. 561 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,300 Neither do I. 562 00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,500 Let's face it - this thing is getting bigger than both of us. 563 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,300 Who could that be? 564 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,800 I knew it! It's the police. We're done for. 565 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,700 Oh, why did I ever meddle in this horrible business? 566 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:43,200 I was happy enough as a simple chemist, making my little liver pills. 567 00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:47,900 They never did anyone any harm. Well, not if taken in moderation. 568 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,400 Of course, if you overdid it... 569 00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:52,100 Oh, for heaven's sake, pull yourself together! 570 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,500 I'll see who it is. You look after him. 571 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:57,700 It's all very well for her to say, "Pull yourself together." 572 00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:01,300 But I mean, look what happened to Dr Frankenstein and Dr Jekyll. 573 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,100 I was at school with them. 574 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:05,500 Yes, they always pinched my pocket money. 575 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,200 Said the change did them good. 576 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,700 I would like to see... 577 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,200 the master of the house. 578 00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:21,000 I'm afraid my brother is resting. Will I do? 579 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,600 Will you do... what, miss? 580 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,900 Perhaps you'd better come in. 581 00:38:26,300 --> 00:38:28,600 There must be something I can do for you. 582 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:32,000 That would be highly co-operative of you, miss. 583 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,100 Will you come this way? 584 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,100 Do please sit down. 585 00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:58,300 No. 586 00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:00,200 Here. 587 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,900 We can make contact better. 588 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:09,400 Oh, and do call me Valeria. 589 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:11,200 Valeria, miss. 590 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,400 That is an unusual name. 591 00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,400 You haven't told me your name. 592 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,000 Bung, miss. Sergeant Bung. 593 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:21,400 Bung? Bung! 594 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:24,400 Bung, Bung, Bung, Bung. 595 00:39:24,500 --> 00:39:26,500 That's a very fitting name. 596 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:31,300 Yes. My first one is Sidney. 597 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,600 And what is it that you want... Sidney? 598 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,300 A man was killed 599 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:39,600 under very mysterious circumstances this morning. 600 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:44,500 And it appears he used to work for you as a gardener. 601 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:48,100 Drowned, he was. 602 00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:52,100 Drowned in a... couple of minutes. 603 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,100 Name of Dann. 604 00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:56,000 Dan Dann, the... 605 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:02,600 Forgive me. 606 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,700 I just had to do that. 607 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,500 It's all right, miss. 608 00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:12,300 We are hereto be of service to the public. 609 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:16,700 Yes, but I don't think you're very experienced in the ways of love. 610 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:21,100 If you want to know the way, ask a policeman. 611 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:24,900 I find you very fascinating, 612 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,300 Sidney. 613 00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:28,600 Would you show me your whistle? 614 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,400 Of course, miss. 615 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,900 It's not much of a one, I'm afraid. 616 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:40,400 Nonsense. I think it's a beautiful one. 617 00:40:42,300 --> 00:40:43,900 May I blow it? 618 00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,300 The pea's gone. 619 00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:51,600 I'm afraid I got overexcited once and I breathed in. 620 00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:53,600 Poor Sidney! 621 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:59,200 Go on. Show me how you got overexcited. 622 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:06,400 I have come here, miss, to perform a duty. 623 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:09,600 Well, get on with it. I haven't got all night, you know. 624 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:15,900 If I could just have the answers to some questions first. 625 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,800 Well, all right. 626 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,100 I'm sure I know all the answers. 627 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,300 I'm sure you do, miss. 628 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:25,100 You must learn to relax more, Sidney. 629 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,100 Take things as they come. 630 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:32,100 Come on. Sit beside me for a moment. 631 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,600 There you are. 632 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:47,500 See? 633 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,600 Now, that's much more comfortable, isn't it? 634 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,000 Very much so, miss. 635 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,800 What must you think of me? 636 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:57,800 I'm such a terrible hostess! I haven't offered you a thing. 637 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,200 I wouldn't say that, miss. 638 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,400 Do you drink? 639 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,600 Not on duty, miss. 640 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,500 - Do you smoke? - Not on duty, miss. 641 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:06,100 Well, do you mind if I smoke? 642 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:08,000 No, of course not, miss. 643 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,000 Thank you so much. 644 00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,500 And I was trying to give it up. 645 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,200 - Boo! - Oh, good morning, Sergeant. 646 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,300 I didn't expect you so soon. 647 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:48,700 That's all right, Slobotham, old chap. 648 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,800 Put your feet up. Carry on. 649 00:42:51,700 --> 00:42:55,700 - Is anything wrong, Sergeant? - No, everything's fine. Just fine. 650 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400 - What's all this? - Ah, this. 651 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:02,200 Well, I've been examining the files on missing persons, 652 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:05,100 and I've discovered a remarkable similarity amongst them. 653 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:07,400 Well, that's not so surprising, Slobotham. 654 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:10,200 We buy all our files at the same shop. 655 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,900 No, I mean a similarity in cases, Sergeant. 656 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,300 Oh, I see. 657 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:17,600 Oh, you don't want to bother about the cases, Slobotham. 658 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,000 You ought to learn to relax more. Take things as they come. 659 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,500 That's what gets results. 660 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,800 By the way, how did you get on last night? 661 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:28,500 Very nicely. Very nicely indeed. 662 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:30,800 - Then you did learn something. - Not half. 663 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,400 I think I'm onto something good there. 664 00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:35,400 Yes, I thought so. 665 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:39,400 I've always thought there was something not quite right about that house, sir. 666 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:41,300 Something about Dann, was it? 667 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,200 - Who? - Dan Dann. 668 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:51,600 Sergeant... are you all right? 669 00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,900 Excuse me, Sergeant, but you're wanted. 670 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,100 What for? 671 00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,200 That Mr Potter's in trouble again. Seems he's run amuck. 672 00:43:58,300 --> 00:44:00,200 Wrecked a millinery shop down the road. 673 00:44:00,300 --> 00:44:03,200 Good for him! Come on, Slobotham. 674 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,600 I've never seen anything like it before. 675 00:44:05,700 --> 00:44:10,800 Completely wrecked my window... and almost killed poor Mr Vivian here. 676 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,800 I had to draw the blinds! 677 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,000 I can't have that sort of thing going on here. 678 00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:18,300 Well, well, well. What have you got to say about this? 679 00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,900 It's her, I tell you. It's my Doris. 680 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,300 Oh, come on, now, Mr Potter. It's only a dummy. 681 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,200 It is not a dummy! It's her. 682 00:44:25,300 --> 00:44:30,100 All right, then. We'll take your word for it that it looks like Doris. 683 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,900 It is Doris. Blimey, I ought to know. I've been going out with her for a year. 684 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,100 Mr Potter, you just come over here with me. 685 00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:41,300 Now, does that sound like Doris? 686 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,300 Well, I don't know. I've never hit her with a pipe. 687 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,700 Look! She's solid - like a rock. 688 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:49,800 Go on, feel it for yourself. Go on, feel it. 689 00:44:51,300 --> 00:44:52,700 Oh, she's all cold. 690 00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:55,200 Wouldn't you be, with nothing but your corsets on? 691 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,200 I've just remembered - I might be able to prove it's Doris. 692 00:44:59,300 --> 00:45:01,300 All right, Mr Potter. 693 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,000 How? 694 00:45:03,100 --> 00:45:06,500 Well, Doris had a little birthmark on her... 695 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,000 On her what? 696 00:45:11,900 --> 00:45:13,900 Are you sure? 697 00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:17,900 How do you know? 698 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,900 She told me. 699 00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:23,700 All right, Mr Potter. If it's going to make you happier, 700 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,100 go ahead and have a look. 701 00:45:26,300 --> 00:45:28,900 What? In front of all these people? What do you think I am? 702 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,900 Well, some fool's got to do it. It isn't going to be me! 703 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:38,000 - Slobotham. - Ah, Sergeant. 704 00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,100 I've got a little job of investigating for you. 705 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,900 - Oh, what-ho, Sergeant. - Should be right up your street. 706 00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,300 Go over and examine that dummy. 707 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,500 See if you can find a birthmark about that big. 708 00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,600 Right, Sergeant. Where is it? 709 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,100 There? 710 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,300 Oh, Sergeant. Do I have to? 711 00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,100 You're a detective. You should be able to tackle anything. 712 00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:01,100 Detect. 713 00:46:10,300 --> 00:46:12,500 Sergeant, I've covered every aspect of police work, 714 00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,600 but I've never been called on to tackle corsets before. 715 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:18,700 It's very simple. You undo the laces, you... 716 00:46:20,900 --> 00:46:23,900 It's just like football boots. You've taken football boots off? 717 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,200 - Not off a Lady, Sergeant. - Get on with it. 718 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,300 Oh, dear. 719 00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:34,500 Oh... Sergeant. 720 00:46:34,700 --> 00:46:36,700 Which one did you say the birthmark was on? 721 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,800 Slobotham, 722 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:40,700 there are only two. 723 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,000 It's a simple process of elimination. 724 00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:44,900 Yes, Sergeant. 725 00:46:45,900 --> 00:46:48,200 Well, there doesn't seem to be anything here. 726 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:50,500 What-ho! There is something here. 727 00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:53,700 - What did I tell you? - It seems to be a little round... 728 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400 Oh, dear. It's come off in my hand. 729 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:57,600 Let's have a look. 730 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:03,500 "Made In England." 731 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,800 Now, Oddbod, are you with us again? 732 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:15,900 - Yes! - Oh, no, not now. 733 00:47:20,300 --> 00:47:24,100 - Come on, Orlando. Work to be done. - Oh, dear. No rest for the wicked. 734 00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,900 Oh, look at Oddbod Junior. 735 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,300 Sleeping like a baby. 736 00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:39,400 Stop crooning, Orlando. Wake him up and put him to work. 737 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,900 Oh, we can't do that yet. He's not ready for it. 738 00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:45,000 Not until he's been properly house-trained. 739 00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,900 This one must be vitrified tonight. 740 00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:53,600 Oh, yes. Very nice. 741 00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:56,900 What about removing any moles or birthmarks? 742 00:47:57,100 --> 00:47:58,600 - I've done that. - Oh, yes. 743 00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:00,800 I never get any of the interesting jobs. 744 00:48:00,900 --> 00:48:03,300 That'll do. Oddbod. 745 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:13,400 See to the vat, will you, darling? 746 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,600 Yes. 747 00:48:27,100 --> 00:48:28,400 Just nice. 748 00:48:30,100 --> 00:48:32,700 Let's see, now. What does she weigh? 749 00:48:32,900 --> 00:48:34,200 120lb. 750 00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,100 Allow three minutes per pound. That's six hours at Regulo 7. 751 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,000 All right, Oddbod. We're ready. 752 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:17,400 - Ah, well. Here goes. - Please, Orlando. 753 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,300 Please, please don't say it. 754 00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,700 - Say what, dear? - You know perfectly well what. 755 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,000 What you always say at this time. It's in extremely bad taste. 756 00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,500 What? Oh, you mean "frying tonight". 757 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:31,800 Oh, there are times when I really... 758 00:49:31,900 --> 00:49:35,100 - Oh, Miss Valeria. - Yes, what is it, Sockett? 759 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,400 That policeman's here again. The sergeant. 760 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,000 What's he doing here? What's he after? 761 00:49:41,100 --> 00:49:43,900 The same as he was after last night, I imagine. 762 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,300 Oh? 763 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:46,400 Information. 764 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:48,800 Oh, how I hate these law-abiding people. 765 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,300 Why can't everyone be thoroughly horrid, like us? 766 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:54,400 Yes, I will see him, Sockett. 767 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:57,200 This is awful. I wish I was dead. 768 00:49:57,300 --> 00:49:59,900 But, Orlando, you are dead. 769 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,400 What? Oh, yes, so I am. 770 00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:03,500 What a life! 771 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:19,700 "Made In England." 772 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400 That's a coincidence. 773 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,000 Sidney, 774 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:29,900 how sweet of you to come back to see me so soon! 775 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,200 I had to come, Valeria. I've been thinking about you all day. 776 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:36,300 I'm intoxicated... with your beauty. 777 00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,900 Everything I see reminds me of you. 778 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 I can't get you out of my mind. 779 00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:45,300 I look at my two inkwells and I see your lovely eyes. 780 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,100 A letter box, and I saw your lips. 781 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,300 In the street there was a little boy playing with two balloons, and... 782 00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,900 Yes. Well, I think that's quite enough of that sort of talk, Sidney. 783 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:59,600 I only meant like our two hearts floating away. 784 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,600 Oh, forgive me. Forgive me. 785 00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:03,900 My passion runs away with me. 786 00:51:05,100 --> 00:51:07,200 That's enough. That's enough, Sidney. 787 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:11,100 Let's... Let's sit down, shall we? 788 00:51:11,300 --> 00:51:13,400 Yes, yes. 789 00:51:20,900 --> 00:51:22,700 That's better. 790 00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:26,100 Now, tell me. How are your investigations going? 791 00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:27,900 Oh, those. 792 00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:30,500 As a matter of fact, we thought we'd found the missing girl today - 793 00:51:30,700 --> 00:51:32,700 - Doris Mann. - Oh? 794 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,100 It turned out to be a dummy in a shop window. 795 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:38,100 Mr Potter swore it was her. 796 00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:41,100 Oh, how extraordinary. And was it? 797 00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,800 How could it have been? It was only a dummy. 798 00:51:44,900 --> 00:51:48,400 It even had one of those erm... Made In England labels 799 00:51:48,500 --> 00:51:52,700 stamped on it... just like the ones you've got in the desk over there. 800 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,600 Forgive me, Sidney. I... I shan't be a moment. 801 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,600 I've just remembered I've left something cooking. 802 00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:05,800 They spotted the one we sent out yesterday, in the shop window. 803 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:11,100 - I knew it! We're done for. - Not yet. He doesn't know it's her. 804 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:13,200 We can't take any chances. We must get her back. 805 00:52:13,300 --> 00:52:16,100 Get her back? How can we do that? It would be stealing. 806 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,900 Well, I thought we might persuade Sergeant Bung to do it for us. 807 00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:22,500 Him? Old Goody-goody? You must be mad. 808 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,900 Oh, we might get him over on our side for a while. 809 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,400 You know that prescription Dr Jekyll made up for you? 810 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,700 Oh, yes. That stuff. 811 00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:31,300 But isn't it awfully risky? 812 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,300 I mean, we still don't know what the side-effects are. 813 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,900 - We don't want him having triplets. - Here it is. 814 00:52:41,900 --> 00:52:43,800 - Nothing burnt, I hope. - Burnt? 815 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:46,100 Oh, no, no, no, no. 816 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:48,300 Everything was fine. 817 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,600 Shall we just have a little drink? 818 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:53,500 - I don't think I'd better, not on duty. - Oh, please. 819 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:57,400 Both of us might become a little more friendly, no? 820 00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,300 Well, if you put it like that... 821 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,600 It's an old and rather unusual brandy. 822 00:53:10,700 --> 00:53:14,100 It has a... smoky flavour. 823 00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,400 It has a smoky look, too. 824 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,400 Oh, to get the most out of it, 825 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,700 it's best to take it straight down in one go. 826 00:53:21,900 --> 00:53:25,200 Well, here's to friendship. 827 00:53:25,300 --> 00:53:27,200 Ah. 828 00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,900 Yes. 829 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:34,700 1870, a very good year. 830 00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:56,800 - Valeria, has it worked? - I don't know yet. 831 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:03,600 Ha-ha-ha! 832 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:06,500 Oh, he looks absolutely lovely. 833 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:13,200 Very nice. 834 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,100 Argh! 835 00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:24,600 Va-arrgh! Arr! 836 00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:27,000 Sidney, Sidney. Sidney, listen to me. 837 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:28,900 I must have a noggin of that myself. 838 00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,200 Stop it, Sidney! Stop it. Sidney! 839 00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:35,600 No, don't stop him, dear. He's supposed to do thoroughly beastly things. 840 00:54:35,700 --> 00:54:38,600 Listen to me. I am your mistress. 841 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:41,500 Don't say that, dear! It'll only make him worse. 842 00:54:41,700 --> 00:54:43,700 You must obey my commands. You hear me? 843 00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:45,400 You must obey me. 844 00:54:47,100 --> 00:54:51,000 Right. Now, there's something I want you to do for me. 845 00:54:51,100 --> 00:54:53,500 No, not that. 846 00:54:54,100 --> 00:54:55,600 Now, listen to me. 847 00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:57,400 And listen carefully. 848 00:56:17,900 --> 00:56:20,300 Well, this is a nice time to be coming home again! 849 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:23,200 I don't know why you don't stay out all night. 850 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,900 Oh, that's right. Try and look all innocent. 851 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000 If you could just see yourself! You look disgusting. 852 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:32,900 Disgusting! And isn't it about time you got your hair out? 853 00:56:33,000 --> 00:56:35,600 You needn't think I'm going out with you looking like that. 854 00:56:35,700 --> 00:56:38,000 Oh, dear me, no! 855 00:56:38,100 --> 00:56:42,000 - Rrraaar! - And just look at your teeth! 856 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:44,600 You can't say I haven't asked you to go to the dentist. 857 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,400 For all I care, they can rot. 858 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,000 - Rrraaar! - Sidney Bung! 859 00:56:50,100 --> 00:56:52,100 You have been drinking. 860 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,200 So, this is a step on the final path, is it? 861 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:57,300 Well, you can't say my mother didn't warn me. 862 00:56:59,300 --> 00:57:00,700 Don't you aim it at mother! 863 00:57:01,900 --> 00:57:04,400 No! I'll get you! Oh, I'll get you! 864 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:07,300 I'll get you, if it's the last thing I do. 865 00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,600 Get out of here! Get out! 866 00:57:09,700 --> 00:57:13,000 Go on! Get out! Get out of it! 867 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:16,900 Get out! Get out! 868 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,900 Waa... waa... 869 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:29,200 Water... 870 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:31,700 Ooh! Oh, blimey! 871 00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,800 Oh, my head! on! 872 00:57:38,100 --> 00:57:40,000 Where am I? 873 00:57:40,100 --> 00:57:41,900 Oh, strewth! 874 00:57:42,100 --> 00:57:44,200 What did I do last night? 875 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:46,200 What happened? 876 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:50,900 Argh! 877 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:55,100 All right, all right! Hang on! Hang on! 878 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,100 Ow! 879 00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:08,600 Hello. 880 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,000 Just hang on a minute. 881 00:58:11,600 --> 00:58:13,400 Blimey. Who am I? 882 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:15,800 Oh, yeah. 883 00:58:15,900 --> 00:58:18,200 Sergeant Bung here, 884 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:20,700 Detective Sergeant Bung... 885 00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:22,000 I think. 886 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:25,900 Who...? Oh, Slobotham. 887 00:58:27,700 --> 00:58:32,200 Look, Slobotham, Mrs Bung and I weren't doing anything. 888 00:58:32,300 --> 00:58:35,300 Kindly remember in future, to save time, 889 00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,500 that Mrs Bung and I never do anything. 890 00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,000 Now, what do you want? 891 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,200 What shop broken into? 892 00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:46,100 You don't say? 893 00:58:46,300 --> 00:58:47,900 Look, I'll be right there. 894 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:50,800 Now, don't touch anything. You understand? 895 00:58:50,900 --> 00:58:52,500 Don't move. 896 00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:55,600 Well, of course you can have a... 897 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,100 Emily? 898 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,000 You awake? 899 00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,100 - Get out, you disgusting creature! - What's the matter with you? 900 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:08,800 How dare you come home drunk and assault me? 901 00:59:08,900 --> 00:59:10,100 - Assault you? - Yes! 902 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:13,900 - I wouldn't assault you with a bargepole! - You beast! Get out! Go on, get out! 903 00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:16,200 - Don't know what I've done. - You know what you did. 904 00:59:16,300 --> 00:59:20,100 I'm gonna make you pay for it! I'll get one over on you. Don't you worry. 905 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,200 Come here, you! I'm not finished with you yet. 906 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,600 Well, what precise time would you say this happened, sir? 907 00:59:27,800 --> 00:59:28,800 How should I know? 908 00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:30,900 I was only called out of bed half an hour ago. 909 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,900 "Crawled out... Called." Beg your pardon. 910 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,900 "Called out of my bed half... " 911 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,400 Your bed, was that, sir? 912 00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,800 No, it was... What difference does it make whose bed it was? 913 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,500 It might make a difference to somebody, sir. 914 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:52,500 Glad you've arrived, Sergeant. 915 00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:57,000 Hello? What's happened here, then? 916 00:59:57,100 --> 01:00:00,500 Oh, I'd say it's a pretty clear case of breaking and entering. 917 01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,000 No? 918 01:00:02,100 --> 01:00:04,500 This window's been broken in several places, for a start. 919 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,700 - You don't say? - Oh, yes, I do. 920 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,400 And there's the footprints inside. 921 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,500 - What footprints? - Inside. 922 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:21,700 I was going to examine them closely for any distinguishing marks. 923 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,200 Distinguishing? 924 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:27,400 Can you think of anything more distinguished than having six toes? 925 01:00:28,300 --> 01:00:29,300 Six toes? 926 01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:31,600 Is there anything missing, Mr Jones? 927 01:00:31,700 --> 01:00:33,200 Nothing, as far as I can see... 928 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,000 except for the dummy. 929 01:00:35,100 --> 01:00:35,900 What dummy? 930 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,400 The one they had all the fuss about yesterday. 931 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,000 The one that looked like that Mann, Doris. 932 01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:42,400 That Doris Mann. 933 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:44,000 You haven't guessed who took it? 934 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,600 I've only been on the job an hour. 935 01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:48,300 You take a week to think it over... 936 01:00:48,400 --> 01:00:50,000 while I go and get him. 937 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:55,300 For the last time, take your hands off me! What am I supposed to have done? 938 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,800 You tell me. What am I supposed to have done? It's a disgrace! 939 01:01:01,900 --> 01:01:04,600 Keep still. You're assisting the police with their inquiries. 940 01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,600 All right, Slobotham. Let him go. 941 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,400 And I should think so, too. 942 01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,100 Look, what's all this about? I'm supposed to be at work. 943 01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,800 All right, Mr Potter. All we want to know is, where is it? 944 01:01:15,900 --> 01:01:18,200 Well, it's your police station. You ought to know. 945 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:20,700 No, not that. Where's the dummy? 946 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,100 What dummy? 947 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,500 The one you thought was Doris! The one you stole last night. 948 01:01:25,700 --> 01:01:27,600 What? I never did any such thing. 949 01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:31,000 - I suppose I took it, then? - I don't know, but it definitely wasn't me. 950 01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,500 All right, Mr Potter. 951 01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:37,200 If you want us to do it the hard way, take your boots off. 952 01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,300 - What for? - Never mind what for. Take them off. 953 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:44,800 And your socks. 954 01:01:47,800 --> 01:01:49,400 Look, what's all this about? 955 01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:51,800 We're investigating a barefoot robbery. 956 01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:59,500 - Are you sure those are your feet? - Of course they're mine! 957 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,200 Sarge, there's only five toes. 958 01:02:11,300 --> 01:02:13,500 - How many am I supposed to have? - Six! 959 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,900 What have you done with the other one? 960 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,500 I haven't done anything with it. 961 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:18,900 So, you admit there was one? 962 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,800 - I'm getting out of here. - Just a minute, Mr Potter. 963 01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:23,400 Where were you last night? 964 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:25,800 - In bed. - Any witnesses to corroborate that? 965 01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:27,900 - My landlady. - Oh... Oh? 966 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,300 She came up with a bottle. 967 01:02:30,400 --> 01:02:33,400 Sounds like a pretty loose-living place you lodge in. 968 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,800 She always comes up with a hot-water bottle. 969 01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:36,900 I beg your pardon. 970 01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:39,500 It's just possible he and the landlady are in collusion. 971 01:02:39,600 --> 01:02:42,100 Don't be disgusting. She's over 60. 972 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,400 All right, you can go, Mr Potter. 973 01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,100 Yeah? Well, I should think so, too. Talk about incompetent! 974 01:02:47,300 --> 01:02:49,300 You're a bunch of idiots, you are. 975 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:52,300 You ought to be looking for whatever it was that got Doris. 976 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,000 That's what you ought to do. 977 01:02:54,100 --> 01:02:57,200 And if you're not going to, well, I will. 978 01:02:57,300 --> 01:02:59,300 So there. 979 01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,000 Very suspicious behaviour, Sergeant. Very suspicious. 980 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:03,100 Quiet. 981 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:11,200 - Something the matter with your back? - I'm thinking. 982 01:03:11,300 --> 01:03:12,400 Oh. 983 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:18,200 Maybe, Slobotham, we're approaching this case from the wrong angle. 984 01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:19,900 Angle, sarge. Yes. 985 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:23,400 Let us for one moment sift all the facts. 986 01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,700 Yes, let's have a sift. I'm all for a good sift. 987 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,100 Shut up. 988 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:31,300 All these women who've disappeared - was it an accident? 989 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,800 Or do we assume foul play? 990 01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:35,900 Foul, Sergeant. Definitely foul. 991 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,400 Right. 992 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:39,100 Foul. 993 01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:41,700 And if it was foul play, 994 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,100 what clues have we got to lead us to this conclusion? 995 01:03:45,200 --> 01:03:47,500 Well, there were these enormous footprints. 996 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,400 Yes, feet. 997 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:51,900 Then there was a peculiar odour at the scene of the crime. 998 01:03:52,100 --> 01:03:54,000 Yes, smell. 999 01:03:55,200 --> 01:03:57,700 And then there was that thing you professed to have seen, 1000 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,600 that squashed my hooter. 1001 01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:01,300 Something horrible, it was, sarge. 1002 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:06,000 Some...thing 1003 01:04:06,200 --> 01:04:09,300 hor...ri...ble. 1004 01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:11,900 Anything else to go down? 1005 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:15,700 - That's just about it, sarge. - Let's look at what we've got. 1006 01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:20,600 Foul... feet... smell... 1007 01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:22,600 ooh... something horrible! 1008 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:30,600 Maybe we're still approaching this from the wrong angle, Slobotham. 1009 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:35,000 Now, let us assume that all these women were abducted 1010 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:37,500 by this unknown thing. 1011 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,800 Certainly some thing, Sergeant. 1012 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,300 That leaves us with one course of action. 1013 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:49,000 Now, how would you set about catching a mouse? 1014 01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:50,800 It's a bit bigger than a mouse, sarge. 1015 01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:55,000 Look, I'm not suggesting that this unknown thing is a mouse! 1016 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:58,500 I'm merely asking you how you would set about catching one. 1017 01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:00,200 Put a bit of cheddar on a trap. 1018 01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:02,900 That's it, exactly. You'd set a trap. 1019 01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:05,800 But we don't use cheese. 1020 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:10,000 We bait our trap with a woman. 1021 01:05:10,100 --> 01:05:11,800 It'd be a bit heavy. When she sat... 1022 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,100 I'm not suggesting we put a woman on the mousetrap. 1023 01:05:14,200 --> 01:05:16,200 I wish I'd never mentioned this! 1024 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:19,800 All we do is, we stick a woman in Hocombe Woods and lie in wait. 1025 01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:22,500 And then when the thing comes for her, we nab him. 1026 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,500 That's it - exactly. At least, I do. 1027 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:28,400 Just you, sarge? What will I be doing? 1028 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,300 Be sensible, Slobotham. We can't use a real woman. 1029 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,400 Something might go wrong. 1030 01:05:33,900 --> 01:05:36,700 Yes, I get the point, sarge. 1031 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:44,300 So, instead, we will use someone who looks as if he is a woman. 1032 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,100 What a brilliant idea, sarge! Ho-ho! 1033 01:05:48,200 --> 01:05:50,300 Who did you have in mind, then? 1034 01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:03,900 Ah, there you are. 1035 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:10,000 I... I... I do beg your pardon, madam. I thought you were... 1036 01:06:10,200 --> 01:06:11,500 I'm expecting... 1037 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,300 Is he ready yet? 1038 01:06:17,500 --> 01:06:19,200 How about it? 1039 01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:20,500 Oh, really, madam... 1040 01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:23,900 On some other occasion, I might be delighted to avail myself. 1041 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:25,300 Is he ready yet? 1042 01:06:25,400 --> 01:06:26,800 Sarge? 1043 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:29,100 It's me. Slobotham. 1044 01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,300 I'm afraid it's the best I could do, Mr Jones, 1045 01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:33,400 but even I have my limitations. 1046 01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:36,100 Yes. Still, it's erm... 1047 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,100 It's a nice, dark night. 1048 01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:46,700 There. What did I tell you? 1049 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,100 Oh, really, Mrs Parker, how could he? 1050 01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:51,200 And with a shop girl! 1051 01:06:51,300 --> 01:06:54,300 - Hurry up. Get in! - It's difficult, Sergeant, in this uniform. 1052 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,200 What was that? 1053 01:06:56,300 --> 01:06:59,200 - I hate to think. - if it's my upholstery, I'll kill you. 1054 01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:02,500 - Oh, good gracious me! - What was it? 1055 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:05,100 I don't know what they call them, but they've split. 1056 01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,300 Get in, darling. 1057 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,700 Give us a bunk-up. Ooh! 1058 01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:13,700 Don't worry, madam. There's no wind tonight. 1059 01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:23,900 Now, do what I told you. Follow them, see what they do. See if I'm not right. 1060 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:43,000 No, no. 1061 01:07:44,100 --> 01:07:45,600 No, no, no, no, no. 1062 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,300 Why must you be so rough? 1063 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,200 Naughty Junior. 1064 01:07:49,300 --> 01:07:51,200 Don't you understand? 1065 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:53,700 You don't have to strangle them. 1066 01:07:53,900 --> 01:07:56,500 One look at your face should be enough. Oh, dear. 1067 01:07:56,600 --> 01:07:58,300 I don't think he's ready for it yet, dear 1068 01:07:58,400 --> 01:07:59,700 He must go out tonight. 1069 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:03,800 Oh, all right. Oddbod, show him how you do it, once again. 1070 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:05,900 There's a darling. 1071 01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,100 Mmh! 1072 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:14,200 There, you see? 1073 01:08:14,300 --> 01:08:17,100 - Oddbod! Stop it! - Gently does it. 1074 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:19,900 Oddbod, stop it! Oddbod! 1075 01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,900 Oh, dear. He's at it again. 1076 01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,300 Oddbod, drop. Drop! 1077 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:27,300 Drop, I say! Naughty Bod. 1078 01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:30,100 Honestly, it's not natural, the way he carries on. 1079 01:08:30,300 --> 01:08:32,800 Oh, don't be cross. He's just a bit overexcited. 1080 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,600 Yes, he's over-something. Now, off you go, the both of you. 1081 01:08:35,700 --> 01:08:39,300 And remember: don't come back empty-handed. 1082 01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:43,700 I only hope we're doing the right thing. 1083 01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:49,900 I do wish Junior would learn to use the door! Ooh! 1084 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,500 Oh, blast it! Ooh! 1085 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:09,900 Shh! Ladies don't swear. 1086 01:09:10,100 --> 01:09:12,000 They would if they had these corsets on. 1087 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:13,900 Ooh! It didn't half catch me. 1088 01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:15,100 Come on, get out. 1089 01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:18,100 - I hope there's nobody looking. - Stop messing about. 1090 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:20,900 Right on the hooter. 1091 01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:23,000 Sergeant, don't hit a woman. 1092 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:28,100 - Now, give me your hand. - Eh? 1093 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:30,900 We've got to make this look real. 1094 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,600 You're not going to kiss me, are you, Sergeant? 1095 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,400 To the woods. 1096 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:49,300 They've stopped the car and have gone into the woods, ma'am. 1097 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:55,600 Wait here. 1098 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,500 Yes. This is the spot. 1099 01:10:12,300 --> 01:10:13,900 - Right. Get down. - What for? 1100 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,300 That's what Doris was doing when she copped it. 1101 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:19,300 - Well, I'm not copping it. - Get down. 1102 01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:20,800 Wait a minute. 1103 01:10:20,900 --> 01:10:22,900 Ah! 1104 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:36,500 - What's so funny? - I was just thinking... 1105 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:40,300 Supposing my wife could see me now! 1106 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,300 How do you expect anything to come and have a go at you? 1107 01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:09,900 Look at you, sitting there like a bag of nutty slack. 1108 01:11:10,100 --> 01:11:12,800 - I'm doing the best I can. - It's not good enough! 1109 01:11:12,900 --> 01:11:15,900 Try and look a bit more... seductive. 1110 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:19,300 - But I don't want to be seducted. - Abandoned, then. 1111 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:27,800 I'd sooner have the nutty slack. 1112 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,000 What was that? 1113 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:42,100 What was that? 1114 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:47,200 I'm going to have a look. You stay here. 1115 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:52,600 Don't leave me, Sergeant! Sergeant! 1116 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:18,800 Oh, thank heavens you're back, Sergeant. Oh... 1117 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,800 What a smashing disguise! 1118 01:12:20,900 --> 01:12:22,300 Look at those teeth! 1119 01:12:23,500 --> 01:12:24,600 Grrr! 1120 01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:27,200 - Grrr! - Grrr! 1121 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:33,600 Help. Help! 1122 01:12:43,300 --> 01:12:46,800 One, two, three, four, five, six! It wasn't me. 1123 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:51,700 Get off! Let go! Let go! 1124 01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,100 - Sergeant Bung! - You...! 1125 01:12:55,900 --> 01:12:58,000 What do you want to scream like that for? 1126 01:12:58,100 --> 01:13:01,200 - I didn't scream. I thought it was you. - Slobotham! 1127 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:03,700 Slobotham? Slow? 1128 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,200 Slobotham? 1129 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:07,300 Sergeant, look! 1130 01:13:15,100 --> 01:13:16,800 Well, no... no. 1131 01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:19,500 Blimey! It's got Slobotham. 1132 01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,900 But I don't understand. What would it want with men? 1133 01:13:23,100 --> 01:13:25,900 He's not a man. He's a woman. 1134 01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:29,200 Oh. I thought there was something funny about him. 1135 01:13:29,300 --> 01:13:31,000 No, I meant he was dressed as a woman. 1136 01:13:31,600 --> 01:13:33,400 And you don't think that funny? 1137 01:13:33,500 --> 01:13:36,400 Look, we tried to trap it, whatever it was that got him. 1138 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:39,400 Oh. It's going to get a bit of a shock when it gets home, isn't it? 1139 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,000 We've got to find Slobotham. 1140 01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:44,400 Footprints! Come on. 1141 01:14:10,900 --> 01:14:13,400 Now, this isn't going to hurt much. 1142 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,700 Just a preparatory injection... 1143 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:20,400 to get the old body cells going. 1144 01:14:20,500 --> 01:14:22,700 So, you be a brave mummy. 1145 01:14:23,700 --> 01:14:25,600 There. 1146 01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:30,500 Didn't hurt much, did it, hm? 1147 01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:32,100 Just a little prick. 1148 01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,500 Now, let's see what happens, shall we? 1149 01:14:37,100 --> 01:14:38,300 Orlando? 1150 01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,400 Hello, Valeria. 1151 01:14:42,500 --> 01:14:44,200 Orlando, what are you doing? 1152 01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:48,200 Well, I just thought I'd have another go at regenerating old Rubbatiti. 1153 01:14:48,400 --> 01:14:52,200 You know perfectly well it won't work. He's been gone too long. 1154 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:55,700 I thought, if I increase the electrical charge... 1155 01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,900 Oh, don't let's waste time. This is much more important. 1156 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Junior has brought one back. 1157 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:05,100 We must vitrify her immediately. 1158 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,500 Oh, dear. We never seem to have any fun any more. 1159 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:23,300 Is this the best you could do? 1160 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:26,600 What am I expected to do with this? It's a load of old rubbish. 1161 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:28,100 I can sell it to Lacey's. 1162 01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:30,700 They deal exclusively with fittings for the matronly figure. 1163 01:15:30,900 --> 01:15:32,600 Well, they'll have a fit when they see this. 1164 01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,500 Don't waste time. Inject her. 1165 01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:37,500 Yes, well, the target area is large enough. 1166 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,500 The trouble is finding the bull. 1167 01:15:43,500 --> 01:15:46,500 Eeny, meenie, miney... 1168 01:15:46,600 --> 01:15:47,700 mo. 1169 01:15:51,400 --> 01:15:54,500 Ah! This one looks more like it. 1170 01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:57,100 Well done, Oddbod. 1171 01:15:59,400 --> 01:16:01,100 Very good! 1172 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:06,300 What's happened to your ear? 1173 01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:09,100 Oh, yes, well, ear today, gone tomorrow. 1174 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:17,500 That's funny. The footprints stop here. Unless it crossed the road. 1175 01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:20,700 - There's that house again. - Come on. Let's see if they're all right. 1176 01:16:28,700 --> 01:16:31,900 You get the other one ready. This one will be finished in an hour. 1177 01:16:37,700 --> 01:16:39,700 What is it? 1178 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:41,200 What's the matter? 1179 01:16:41,900 --> 01:16:43,500 It's a M-A-N. 1180 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,600 A man? How do you know? 1181 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:47,600 Well, after all, I'm a doctor. 1182 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:50,400 But it's impossible. You must be wrong. 1183 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,700 Well, of course, if you want a second opinion... 1184 01:16:52,900 --> 01:16:55,000 Well, I don't understand. 1185 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:57,100 Why should a man be dressed as a woman? 1186 01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,700 I don't know. Perhaps his parents wanted a girl. 1187 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,700 What's that? 1188 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:04,600 Don't panic. I'll go and see who it is. 1189 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:14,700 I want to see Miss Watt. 1190 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:18,800 - I don't think that's possible. - Oh, that's quite all right, Sockett. 1191 01:17:18,900 --> 01:17:20,900 Valeria, are you all right? 1192 01:17:21,100 --> 01:17:23,000 Well, yes, Sidney. 1193 01:17:23,100 --> 01:17:24,900 I was just going to bed. 1194 01:17:25,000 --> 01:17:26,300 - Don't! - What? 1195 01:17:26,500 --> 01:17:27,900 Not on your own, I mean. 1196 01:17:28,100 --> 01:17:30,300 - I beg your pardon? - I mean... 1197 01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:33,400 It's not safe, Valeria. Another woman disappeared tonight. 1198 01:17:33,500 --> 01:17:35,400 - Really? - I mean... 1199 01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:37,100 At least, not a real woman. 1200 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:38,800 It was my assistant dressed as a woman. 1201 01:17:38,900 --> 01:17:40,100 I see. 1202 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:43,600 And whatever it was that took him, it came this way. 1203 01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:47,400 - It? - I think it was some sort of monster. 1204 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:50,600 This... came off it. 1205 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:53,000 - This ear? - Yes. That there. 1206 01:17:53,100 --> 01:17:55,500 Now, lock all the doors. I'll go to Grizzly for help. 1207 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:58,800 No. Please stay with me. 1208 01:17:58,900 --> 01:18:00,500 Just for tonight, Sidney. 1209 01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:02,800 I couldn't do that. Could I? 1210 01:18:02,900 --> 01:18:06,300 I'd feel so safe if you stayed with me. 1211 01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:07,900 Yes? 1212 01:18:08,500 --> 01:18:10,100 Just a minute. 1213 01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:13,200 Erm... Mr Potter. 1214 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:16,500 I shall be... spending the night with Miss Watt. 1215 01:18:16,700 --> 01:18:18,100 I don't blame you. 1216 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:19,400 Yes. 1217 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:22,500 Would you go back to the police station and tell them what's happened? 1218 01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:26,700 - Oh, no. Mr Potter must stay too. - Eh? 1219 01:18:27,700 --> 01:18:30,200 You are so big and strong, you see. 1220 01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,800 Sockett? Show Mr Potter and Sergeant Bung 1221 01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:35,500 to the waiting room, will you? 1222 01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:38,200 - The waiting room? - It's the room next to mine. 1223 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:41,500 There's a communicating door, so that, if I should call... 1224 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:43,400 I'll be there. 1225 01:18:43,500 --> 01:18:45,400 This way, please, gentlemen. 1226 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:51,000 Are you out of your senses, asking them to stay here? 1227 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:52,400 What else could I do? 1228 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,500 Sergeant Bung is getting too dangerous. 1229 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:57,400 - We shall have to get rid of them. - We can't get rid of them tonight. 1230 01:18:57,500 --> 01:19:01,100 What about the disposal of the bodies? The dustmen don't come till Friday. 1231 01:19:01,200 --> 01:19:04,100 Well, it's not my fault. They've both got to go. 1232 01:19:04,200 --> 01:19:05,500 Get Oddbod and Junior. 1233 01:19:05,600 --> 01:19:09,200 I can't. They're completely flat. I've just put them on a recharge. 1234 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,400 Well, in that case, Mr Clever, 1235 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:14,600 we shall just have to use other means, shan't we? 1236 01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:21,500 Oh, him. Well, I suppose it's all right. 1237 01:19:21,600 --> 01:19:23,800 But it's an awfully dated method, you know. 1238 01:19:23,900 --> 01:19:26,000 Fangs ain't what they used to be. 1239 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:27,800 Spare me. 1240 01:19:27,900 --> 01:19:29,600 Hello, darling. 1241 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:38,200 Well, if he's Sergeant Bung's assistant, he ought to go too. 1242 01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:40,600 Why don't we do what they did to your friend Dracula? 1243 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,400 Drive a spike through his heart. 1244 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:45,600 No. I don't really feel like driving tonight. 1245 01:19:45,700 --> 01:19:48,200 Shame... I know! 1246 01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:51,500 Why don't we start a new line in male dummies for the tailor shop? 1247 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,200 I say! What a good idea! 1248 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,100 If they can fit him, they can fit anyone. 1249 01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:58,100 Well, get Oddbod and Junior up. 1250 01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:00,200 I'll get the woman out of the vat, and we'll do him next. 1251 01:20:00,300 --> 01:20:01,600 Right! 1252 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,600 Do you mind? 1253 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:08,600 What do you mean, do I mind? 1254 01:21:08,700 --> 01:21:10,500 Stop poking me in the back. 1255 01:21:10,700 --> 01:21:12,600 Me poking you in the back? I like that! 1256 01:21:12,700 --> 01:21:16,000 Yeah, well, I don't. I get too much of that from the old woman. 1257 01:21:16,100 --> 01:21:18,800 Keep yourself to yourself. 1258 01:21:18,900 --> 01:21:20,800 - And the same to you. - Good night! 1259 01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,000 That does it! 1260 01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,100 You've had enough, mate? What about me? 1261 01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:38,700 That's the trouble. I don't know about you. 1262 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:42,700 I'm going to spend the rest of the night sleeping on the floor. 1263 01:21:42,900 --> 01:21:45,500 - Arrgh! - It's all right. Keep calm. 1264 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:50,100 - What's that? - They must have shot the snake. 1265 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,300 - As long as it wasn't the cat. - Come on. 1266 01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:08,000 Why all the panic? The snake's dead. 1267 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:09,700 There's something funny about this place, 1268 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,900 and I'm not laughing. I'm getting out of here. 1269 01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,700 - All right, then, go. - Don't you worry, mate. I'm going. 1270 01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:21,900 You changed your mind, have you? 1271 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:24,000 There's something out there. 1272 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:25,100 What? 1273 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:27,400 I don't know, but whatever it is, there's two of it. 1274 01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:29,600 - Oh, you're imagining things. - No. 1275 01:22:29,700 --> 01:22:31,300 All right, then. I'll have a look. 1276 01:22:34,500 --> 01:22:36,600 There you are. Look. 1277 01:22:36,700 --> 01:22:39,600 Aaaarghh! Let's get out of here! 1278 01:22:42,500 --> 01:22:43,700 Hurry! 1279 01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:46,300 Come on! 1280 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:02,000 It's jammed. Quickly. Down the stairs. 1281 01:23:04,700 --> 01:23:06,600 - Where are we? - How should I know? 1282 01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,500 Ah! There's a door. 1283 01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:25,400 Go after them! Don't let them get away, you silly things! 1284 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:28,600 Ah! 1285 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,000 Look. 1286 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,600 Poor old Slobotham. 1287 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,600 One of the finest men I ever had. 1288 01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:51,200 Sergeant! It's you! It's him! 1289 01:23:51,300 --> 01:23:55,200 You great, steaming nit! What are you trying to do? Frighten me to death? 1290 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:58,200 I'm sorry. I thought it was those horrible things coming back. 1291 01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,700 It is those horrible things coming back! 1292 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,200 They must have got out. Search the grounds. 1293 01:24:20,900 --> 01:24:23,100 Let's see if there's another way out of here. 1294 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,100 Doris! 1295 01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:38,000 It's not Doris. It's only that dummy again. 1296 01:24:38,100 --> 01:24:39,800 Listen. 1297 01:24:39,900 --> 01:24:41,300 But I know it's her. 1298 01:24:41,500 --> 01:24:44,200 If only we had a bit more light in here, you'd see that it wasn't. 1299 01:24:44,300 --> 01:24:46,700 There's a switch here, Sergeant. There! 1300 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,500 Now you've done it! Now you have done it! 1301 01:24:49,600 --> 01:24:53,100 Why don't you Light a bonfire and let them know we're here? Let's get out. 1302 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,000 What... No, wait! Look. 1303 01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:58,400 Oh, Albert, you've been gone a long time. There you are. 1304 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,700 What did I tell you? It is her. 1305 01:25:00,900 --> 01:25:02,700 I don't believe it! 1306 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:06,400 Don't you dare! 1307 01:25:06,500 --> 01:25:08,300 I only wanted to see if she was hard or soft. 1308 01:25:08,400 --> 01:25:11,000 Albert, where are we? Who are those people? 1309 01:25:11,100 --> 01:25:13,500 It's all right, darling. They're just policemen. 1310 01:25:13,700 --> 01:25:17,000 Slobotham, I'm beginning to think he's right. 1311 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,900 There is something funny going on in this house. 1312 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,800 You don't know the half of it. 1313 01:25:21,900 --> 01:25:24,800 Did you see that awful-looking thing they pulled out of that vat? 1314 01:25:24,900 --> 01:25:28,000 - What awful-looking thing? - Oh, I can't describe it. Ugh! 1315 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:29,800 It's in that crate over there. 1316 01:25:29,900 --> 01:25:32,900 I suppose we should have a look at it. For evidence. 1317 01:25:33,000 --> 01:25:34,200 Yes. 1318 01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:40,600 Arghh! 1319 01:25:40,700 --> 01:25:42,800 Em... Emily! 1320 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:45,600 Do you know her, Sergeant? 1321 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:48,600 This awful-looking thing 1322 01:25:48,700 --> 01:25:50,900 happens to be my wife! 1323 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:54,000 Oh, bad luck. Oh! 1324 01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:57,000 Oh, I mean, bad luck finding her here like that. 1325 01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,700 Well, never mind that. Help me to get her out of here. 1326 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,000 Sergeant, she's as hard as a rock. 1327 01:26:03,100 --> 01:26:05,700 You don't have to tell me that. I've been married to her for 15 years. 1328 01:26:05,800 --> 01:26:07,400 No, give her a knock. 1329 01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:13,000 Blimey. So she is. 1330 01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:16,200 Oh, come on. Let's get out of here. They'll be back any minute. 1331 01:26:16,400 --> 01:26:19,000 He's right. We've got to go and get help. 1332 01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:20,800 Don't worry, Em. We'll be back for you later. 1333 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,200 Albert? 1334 01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,200 Sorry. Stay where you are. Don't move. 1335 01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:27,400 Don't move? What am I saying? 1336 01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:56,900 Stand back, or we'll fire! 1337 01:27:00,700 --> 01:27:01,700 Straight through them. 1338 01:27:01,800 --> 01:27:04,300 It hasn't even hurt 'em. They're impregnant! 1339 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,500 In there! Quick! 1340 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:22,700 Slobotham! Come on, pull yourself together! Come on. 1341 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:25,600 Oh, did you see it, Sergeant? It went right through it! 1342 01:27:25,700 --> 01:27:29,600 And I'll go right through yours if you don't help me barricade this door. Come on. 1343 01:27:34,300 --> 01:27:36,100 Oh, Sergeant, it went through mine. 1344 01:27:36,300 --> 01:27:39,700 I knew we couldn't trust them in a crisis. 1345 01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:43,000 They're in there. After them! After them! 1346 01:27:43,700 --> 01:27:46,100 Doris! Do.. Do... 1347 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,700 Brandy... Ah, brandy! 1348 01:27:53,000 --> 01:27:56,600 Well, don't just stand there. Go through your own hole. 1349 01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,800 Come, Valeria. 1350 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:13,300 Come on, get me more. Get me the chair over there. Quick. 1351 01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:17,200 Come on, lad. 1352 01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:19,600 Good lad. Good lad. 1353 01:28:19,700 --> 01:28:23,100 That should hold them. I'd like to see anybody get through that... 1354 01:29:09,900 --> 01:29:13,500 - No. Wait a minute. I'm on your side. - You can't hit me. I'm a woman. 1355 01:29:17,900 --> 01:29:21,800 - He's changed again. - Pity. I think I preferred him as he was. 1356 01:29:24,100 --> 01:29:25,500 W-What happened? 1357 01:29:25,700 --> 01:29:27,900 You won, by two falls and a submission. Come on, let's go. 1358 01:29:28,100 --> 01:29:31,500 Ah! You thought you'd beaten me, didn't you? 1359 01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,900 You think this is for greenfly, don't you? 1360 01:29:34,100 --> 01:29:39,200 But it isn't, see? It's filled with petrifying liquid. And it works. 1361 01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:41,300 Well, who's going to be first? 1362 01:29:49,300 --> 01:29:51,400 Rubbatiti! I've done it! 1363 01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:55,500 He's come alive! 1364 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:59,300 Oh, isn't he lovely? 1365 01:30:00,700 --> 01:30:05,400 What are you doing? Why are you looking at me like that? It's me, Watty. 1366 01:30:05,600 --> 01:30:07,600 I'm your friend. 1367 01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:09,400 Rubbatiti! 1368 01:30:09,500 --> 01:30:12,000 - Please help him. He'll kill him. - You're joking? 1369 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:13,800 Mummy! 1370 01:30:13,900 --> 01:30:15,400 Give me one good reason why I should help. 1371 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:18,000 I shall be very, very grateful. 1372 01:30:18,100 --> 01:30:19,400 That's a good reason. 1373 01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:23,400 No. I'm your friend, Rubbatiti. 1374 01:30:26,300 --> 01:30:29,900 Get away from me. This is the thanks I get for regenerating you? 1375 01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:33,700 Listen. Leave me alone. I'll send you back to Egypt. I promise. 1376 01:30:33,800 --> 01:30:36,900 First class. All expenses paid. You'll have a lovely trip. 1377 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,500 Ah! 1378 01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:42,300 Ah! Ah! Ah! 1379 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,200 No! No! Aargh! 1380 01:30:52,700 --> 01:30:54,100 Don't look! 1381 01:30:55,100 --> 01:30:56,400 Argh! 1382 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,200 Frying tonight! 1383 01:31:25,900 --> 01:31:27,100 Mr Potter! 1384 01:31:27,200 --> 01:31:29,800 We wanted you to be the first to know, Sergeant. 1385 01:31:30,000 --> 01:31:32,000 Doris and me, we just got married. 1386 01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:34,200 - Well, congratulations! - Thank you. 1387 01:31:35,800 --> 01:31:38,200 - Well, you'd better come inside. - Oh! 1388 01:31:38,300 --> 01:31:39,800 That is good news. 1389 01:31:41,900 --> 01:31:44,600 - Oh, you've met the wife? - I have, yes. 1390 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,400 How are you, Mrs B...? 1391 01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,200 Oh! 1392 01:31:49,300 --> 01:31:52,300 - She's still a dummy! - Yes, I'm afraid so. 1393 01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:55,500 Yes, but, Sergeant, you can regenerate her, like we did Doris. 1394 01:31:55,600 --> 01:31:57,300 We've only got gas. 1395 01:31:57,400 --> 01:31:59,300 Are you ready for your tea, Sidney? 1396 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:03,400 Yes, ta. Oh, and some for my friends, love. 1397 01:32:03,600 --> 01:32:05,100 Certainly, Sidney. 1398 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:07,800 You mean, she's looking after you? 1399 01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:10,700 That's right. Horrible, isn't it? 106778