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♪ Nothing is holy ♪
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♪ Holy, holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is sacred ♪
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♪ Sacred, sacred ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy, holy, holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is sacred, sacred, sacred ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy ♪
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♪ Nothing is, nothing is
Nothing is, nothing is ♪
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♪ Nothing is holy, holy, holy ♪
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Bedtime, now!
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♪ When I said it out loud
it wasn't as strong as it was in my head ♪
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♪ I tried not to think about it,
so it came back louder ♪
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♪ I think it's been about a year since I
became a snob ♪
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♪ Decided not to play along,
so it grew bigger ♪
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♪ Me and my head have become very,
very, very close ♪
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♪ We decided not to tell you,
to tell you about it ♪
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♪ We're just gonna play it safe
Do what we know ♪
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♪ Play it cool, lay it low
Not tell you about it ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my superiority complex ♪
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♪ And here I am playing by myself ♪
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♪ Me and my inferiority contest ♪
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♪ I'm not winning,
but I'm having a very good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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♪ When I said it out loud,
it didn't sound as good ♪
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♪ I couldn't be as proud
as my original thought ♪
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♪ I'm not trying to whisper
what should be bought ♪
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♪ But I can't imagine being out of control ♪
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♪ I knocked off the top, my head and I ♪
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♪ When I'm all alone but I'm in my prime ♪
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♪ Don't want the throne
when I'm doing just fine ♪
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♪ Just as long as I'm having
a real good time ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me ♪
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♪ You can call me the good time girl ♪
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OK, we're ready.
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Hand me the heart.
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You all wanna hear something funny?
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This heart belonged to an Egyptian
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a Muslim.
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Pray!
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Have you been praying here all night?
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It didn't work
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the transplant didn't take.
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How do you know?
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I don't need to know.
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I feel it.
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It was not God.
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It was the Church.
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"Our hatred is concrete
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and our enemy is obvious.
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It is Iblis.
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It is the Christian.
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And as the Koran says:
I will fill Hell with you all
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you and all those after you."
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The latest conciliatory words
from the Caliph.
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A raving lunatic
is not a priority of mine.
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No, everything is your priority
right now
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my most eminent Secretary of State.
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You've got terrorists at your gates
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you've got an overdose
of sexual scandals
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that democratically touches
the entire ecclesiastical hierarchy
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and you've got a Pope
who's no longer loved
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but idolized.
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Three failed heart transplants later
he's still in coma
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so you can't exactly squash the idolatry
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and you know all too well
how dangerous idolatry is.
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Idolatry...
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is the prelude to war.
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My compliments
for your expository clarity.
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Thank you for the compliment.
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Expository clarity is
one of the prerogatives
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of an ambassador to the Holy See.
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I have often asked myself
if you are merely an ambassador
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or if you also perform other,
shall we say
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more delicate roles for governments.
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Nine months ago,
Pius XIII fell into a coma.
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He is still alive
but at the same time, he is dead.
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You need a new Pope.
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Pius XIII is our Pope.
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Have you no compassion,
no Christian charity?
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I don't even know what they are.
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In fact, I'm being paid not to have them.
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I thought they also paid you
never to be moved.
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True.
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I'm only moved in my free time.
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Let me say it again,
you need a conclave.
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You are moving too fast, Bauer.
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The world is moving too fast.
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In the Vatican we move at our own pace
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which is why we have lasted so long.
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- Our procedures are our power.
- Power!
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Power!
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Your empire is collapsing, Voiello.
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And you know it.
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A new Pope...
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For the role in question,
humbly permit me to propose Hernández
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or, how about Sir John Brannox?
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You know Pope Pius XIII so well
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you even claim that Lenny Belardo
granted you a miracle.
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So, what do you think
of this conclave?
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A new Pope while the other one
is still alive?
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Albeit, alas, in coma.
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Doesn't this all seem
a little strange to you?
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No, it's not strange.
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It's criminal.
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I know the Vatican.
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It's a den of snakes
and scoundrels
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blackmailers and perverts.
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And they can't wait
to expel the only pure soul
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who's ever set foot
in there: Pius XIII.
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But they've miscalculated.
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Pius XIII is a saint.
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And to do good,
a saint only has to breathe.
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So, brethren, have we given
the matter some thought?
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- I like Cardinal Paoletti.
- You mean physically?
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I would refrain from making
sexual innuendos these days.
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This is no time for joking, brethren
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we are deciding our own fate
and that of the Church.
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But at any rate,
I fear Paoletti has Parkinson's
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so we'd be back to square one
in three months.
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- Steinbeck?
- Another American?
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And besides, they have just discovered
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a nasty little something in his prostate.
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The legendary Sir John Brannox?
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I've never known a cardinal who could
convert Anglicans to Catholicism before.
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Too much of a snob.
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He didn't want the crimson cap
and didn't attend the consistory.
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OK, Voiello,
why don't you just give us the list
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of whoever's in good enough health?
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That will help us narrow down the list
and speed things up.
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Hernández? He's in excellent health
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and is an extraordinary priest.
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I don't trust extraordinary priests
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under their robes hides an ordinary man.
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I hardly ever understand you, Voiello.
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I feel such tenderness for you, Aguirre.
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Please, don't ever stop
not understanding me.
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Then you suggest someone, Voiello.
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A strong candidate, because Hernández
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has an impressive array of supporters.
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Don't you think that after
all these years my time has come?
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I am in perfect health.
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To that end, I have prepared a copy
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of my latest test results
for each of you.
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Let me introduce you
to Don Luigi Cavallo
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my new right-hand man.
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An expert in making the world
feel uneasy.
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He will be invaluable.
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Now, I encourage you to think of me
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not as the Vatican Secretary of State
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who may at times have been wily
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despotic and brutal.
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As a Pope I would be different...
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warm, moderate, prudent
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and respectful
of all sexual orientations.
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Finally an ordinary Pope
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having been an extraordinary man.
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Just look at him
and picture him as Pope.
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Who is more ordinary than him?
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A stocky build, a forgettable face
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except for one detail which emphasises
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its mediocrity.
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I would wage a war against eccentricity
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wherever it lurks.
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"Living in the norm"
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would be a fitting title
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for a new book that could be released
to mark the occasion.
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Brannox.
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Hernández.
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Brannox.
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Everybody, ascend, go up ♪
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♪ Everybody ♪
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♪ Go up ♪
- ♪ Ha! ♪
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It's not looking good.
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Voiello is not breaking through.
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Hernández is in the lead.
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If he manages to draw
another thirty or so votes
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he is the new pope.
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♪ I remember, a little kid ♪
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♪ I remember ♪
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♪ Singing a song ♪
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♪ Do you remember when you were young ♪
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♪ Do you remember
when you were singing along ♪
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Who the heck is Brannox?
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You have something on your cheek.
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I would like
a pope who allows priests to marry.
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I would like him to officiate
at my wedding to Luisa.
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I'm sure he'd like her.
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Who wouldn't like a woman
blessed with grace and warmth?
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I'd like to come out of hiding
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a condition that has made me
a squalid, miserable, anxious man.
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I would like a pope who could save
all the children we destroyed
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tormented, abandoned.
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A pope who would send me
straight to hell
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because, Holy Father,
I can't take it anymore.
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Where is Aguirre?
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He's already repositioned himself
in Hernández's room.
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The irresistible call of the maracas.
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Voiello, you can't seem to break through.
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- I noticed.
- Oh well, better luck next time.
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Next time I will be 114 years old!
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Tomorrow will be
the 35th round of voting
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at the which point Hernández will only
need 58 votes to become Pope.
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In truth, he already has them
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and with Aguirre, he'll have 59.
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We might as well
align ourselves with him, as well.
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Not on your life.
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Voiello, it's over.
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No, it's only just begun.
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Under pressure
a good Secretary of State
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must be flexible and tactical.
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We don't understand, Voiello.
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You don't understand because
you have given in to your emotions.
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But we must listen to the Holy Spirit
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and a little while ago, the Holy Spirit
came to me and said
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"Voiello, why can't you break through?
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Because the cardinals voting for Paoletti
and Brannox don't trust you.
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They might trust someone who is
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shall we say, more docile,
more malleable.
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In which case,
you would already recover 26 votes
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which, added to your 38, make... 64!"
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That is what that mathematician,
the Holy Spirit, told me.
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Besides, cardinals love
weak, manipulable popes.
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The weak candidate theory,
one of your golden oldies.
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And who is this new candidate?
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Hernández.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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INAUDlBLE CHATTER
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Viglietti.
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Have you ever had a histological exam
done on that mole?
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Yes, it's benign.
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This thing I have on my cheek
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is my supplementary brain.
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It only kicks in when there is
some minor problem.
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Like today.
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"Administer justice every morning
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rescue from the hand of the oppressor
the one who has been robbed
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or my wrath will break out
and burn like fire
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because of the evil you have done.
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Burn with no one to quench it."
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No, too apocalyptic, too political.
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It will terrorize the faithful.
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00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:10,583
"Even the stork in the sky knows
their appointed seasons
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and the dove, the swift and the thrush
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observe the time of their migration.
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But my people do not know
the requirements of the Lord."
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Enchanting.
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00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,262
Eminence...
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doesn't it seem a bit too sugary
for the Pope's first homily?
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00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,021
Are you embarrassed about your teeth
268
00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,945
covering your mouth like that
when you laugh?
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00:36:40,699 --> 00:36:42,190
My dear Cavallo
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let me present Sofia Dubois.
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A woman who will never feel uneasy.
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00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,157
Now...
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Too sugary? Not at all.
274
00:36:54,587 --> 00:36:57,830
That passage is sweetness and candour
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00:36:58,341 --> 00:37:01,004
just like our new pope.
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00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,796
Do you know what really moves me?
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00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:07,882
We have elected a pope
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00:37:08,101 --> 00:37:10,684
who doesn't realise he is a pope.
279
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:13,854
And that's a good thing?
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00:37:14,023 --> 00:37:16,857
No, clams, that's a good thing.
281
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,943
What a superior woman!
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00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:41,748
No! No, no, no!
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00:40:05,862 --> 00:40:06,862
Oh, no...
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00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,655
Good God, no!
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00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:13,700
He's beginning to realise it!
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00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:16,912
Beginning to realise what?
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That he has power.
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♪ High in a stupor ♪
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♪ Sitting on the side of the road ♪
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♪ Ain't got an honest feeling in my bones ♪
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00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:37,220
♪ Felt like a fever, came on like a storm ♪
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00:40:37,810 --> 00:40:41,474
♪ But what I felt,
it can't be helped no more ♪
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00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,354
♪ Get up up-up-up-up-up-up ♪
294
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:47,860
♪ If you want my, want my, want my, love ♪
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00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:22,761
♪ I'm a believer ♪
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00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:35,611
My...
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00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:33,833
Mother, would you please bring me
some Easter cake?
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00:42:34,844 --> 00:42:37,006
The one made by Alemagna.
299
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:44,222
Holy Father, Easter cake
is only made at Eastertime.
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00:42:45,396 --> 00:42:46,637
That's months away.
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00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,306
I don't care.
302
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,858
You would do well to get me some
303
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,645
otherwise I will get upset.
304
00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:59,483
And it's not good if the Pope gets upset.
305
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:01,912
Hmm?
306
00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,001
What happened
to the Venus of Willendorf?
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00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:19,878
I imagined you would want
308
00:43:20,098 --> 00:43:23,387
to sell it, Holy Father,
and donate the proceeds to the poor
309
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:27,641
so I sent it to London
to be auctioned at Christie's.
310
00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,773
And were you sorry to part with her?
311
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,773
Attachment to material things
is an emotion
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00:43:34,946 --> 00:43:38,235
that does not appertain
to the Vatican Secretary of State.
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00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:39,940
Nor to the Pope.
314
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:42,947
In fact, we will divest ourselves
of everything.
315
00:43:44,205 --> 00:43:46,447
Even the refugees, Holy Father?
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00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:49,458
No, they will stay.
317
00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:54,797
It was a brilliant move on my part
318
00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:57,591
a charitable media triumph.
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00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:01,379
My papacy will be one long
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00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:05,595
luxurious manifestation of poverty.
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00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:10,513
- Which has us all worried, Holy Father.
- Yes, I can imagine.
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00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,310
The time of privilege is over
323
00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:17,691
but I am not afraid of your reactions,
Voiello, or that of the Curia.
324
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,483
And do you know why?
325
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,783
Because the people and the press
are all on my side.
326
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,403
The leftist press in particular.
327
00:44:26,581 --> 00:44:30,040
Which is exactly why I invite you
to be prudent, Holy Father.
328
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:33,418
The leftist press
never gets anything right
329
00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:36,667
they have even lost ground
in nursing homes.
330
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:38,800
By the way...
331
00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:42,419
as soon as possible we must consider
332
00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,130
the selection of the new
Secretary of State.
333
00:44:45,391 --> 00:44:48,384
May I have a word with you in private,
Holy Father?
334
00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:50,845
You may speak with me in public, Voiello.
335
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,766
- I have no secrets.
- But I do, Holy Father.
336
00:45:02,116 --> 00:45:04,233
No, no, no! What are you doing here?
337
00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:06,114
It's full, full, full...
338
00:45:08,247 --> 00:45:11,866
We mistakenly thought that
we could have some lunch here.
339
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,164
You have to go
to the Sistine Chapel.
340
00:45:16,380 --> 00:45:17,380
Now.
341
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,800
Francis II is going to address
his brother cardinals.
342
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:32,261
It's full, full, full, full, full.
343
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:41,149
It's full, full, full, full, full.
It's full.
344
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,630
Brother cardinals!
345
00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,091
Thank you.
346
00:46:11,477 --> 00:46:14,140
Thank you for having placed
347
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:19,688
a poor, ignorant, awkward monk
348
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:21,685
on the papal throne.
349
00:46:24,115 --> 00:46:28,530
I would like to address you today,
but who am I to speak to you?
350
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,403
I am just a poor man.
351
00:46:32,498 --> 00:46:35,832
Far better that I speak to you
in the words of the saint
352
00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:38,247
who, as of today
353
00:46:38,587 --> 00:46:41,375
shall be an inspiration to us all.
354
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:49,346
It's not looking good.
355
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:54,552
From the Testament of St Francis
356
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,598
"And those who came
to embrace this life
357
00:47:00,568 --> 00:47:03,356
gave as much as they could to the poor
358
00:47:04,572 --> 00:47:07,690
they were content with a single tunic
359
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:11,618
patched within and without at will."
360
00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:14,748
Or...
361
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:16,458
or...
362
00:47:17,043 --> 00:47:19,126
Who's he?
363
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,042
The new Pope.
364
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:27,217
Or this, the last wishes to St Clare.
365
00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,346
"And I counsel you
366
00:47:32,058 --> 00:47:36,553
to live always
in this most holy life of...
367
00:47:37,730 --> 00:47:38,937
poverty".
368
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:47,566
My dear brethren cardinals
369
00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,031
starting today
370
00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:54,991
we will all live according
to the rules of St Francis.
371
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:59,533
Poverty will be our uniform.
372
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:04,330
And so, as we intone together
373
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:06,707
the Canticle of Creatures
374
00:48:07,134 --> 00:48:09,797
some friars will move among you
375
00:48:10,596 --> 00:48:14,260
inviting you to place your gold crosses
376
00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:17,935
and your precious bejewelled rings
377
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:19,979
in the baskets.
378
00:48:20,398 --> 00:48:22,640
All your finery will be...
379
00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:24,567
sold!
380
00:48:25,111 --> 00:48:27,831
- Stand up. Up, up.
- The proceeds given to the poor.
381
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:28,983
Stand up.
382
00:48:29,198 --> 00:48:31,690
I know, I know,
you will obey me in this,
383
00:48:31,867 --> 00:48:35,076
that you will not cause your Pope
to become upset.
384
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,907
In exchange, I will embrace
385
00:48:41,502 --> 00:48:43,084
each of you.
386
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,407
Oh! Oh!
387
00:53:33,544 --> 00:53:36,753
And here is the feeling of the world
388
00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,333
that St Francis would have liked...
389
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,511
harmony!
390
00:53:52,187 --> 00:53:54,554
He has taken control of the vault
391
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,265
he plans to give it all away.
392
00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,732
All the money, all the gold to the poor,
the secret files to the press.
393
00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,737
We will all end up in jail.
394
00:54:03,949 --> 00:54:06,032
He has heard the word of God
395
00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:08,701
and decided to follow literally.
396
00:54:09,371 --> 00:54:13,285
- God was emotional.
- But we are expected to be far-sighted.
397
00:54:13,542 --> 00:54:17,502
Half of the cardinals vote for you,
the other half for me.
398
00:54:18,255 --> 00:54:21,293
Neither one of us
will ever become Pope.
399
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,543
I know,
we have to find a third choice.
400
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:26,712
Who do you have in mind?
401
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:29,889
The person who got the most votes
after you and me.
402
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:35,353
- Sir John Brannox?
- Yes, him.
403
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,976
The great advocate for the middle way.
404
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:40,184
I have never even met him.
405
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,486
You'll like him, a compelling individual.
406
00:54:44,323 --> 00:54:49,034
There is only one problem: it will not be
easy to convince him to accept.
407
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:53,117
But you, Voiello,
are enormously persuasive.
408
00:54:54,082 --> 00:54:59,999
Voiello, why is it that you and I have
never been able to tolerate each other?
409
00:55:01,173 --> 00:55:02,914
We are too different.
410
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:09,220
But there is an obstacle
between our intentions
411
00:55:09,473 --> 00:55:11,465
and Brannox becoming Pope.
412
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:13,557
Francis II.
413
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,435
How shall we proceed?
414
00:55:16,355 --> 00:55:19,644
With the power of prayer and good will.
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