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A lot of wasps?

Didnt know the lawmaker liked honey so much.

Arvid! Arvid! Dont go in there!

Ill sacrifice my self, its for the best. The sight might traumatize you for life!

Or maybe it isnt traumatic at all. I have never been there before.

What i Hela has happened here?

Lawmaker? Lawmaker! What i Hela has happened here?

Lawmaker? Lawmaker!

Lawmaker!

I dont know his name. We always called him the lawmaker. Why are you here?

He was like a guy that was a lot in the village a grew up, for me.

It is important to be here now.

-Lawmaker? -Coward ...

-Cow... -Viking. We know what it is.

-Niii... -Viiiking.

-Something has stated looping here. -He is saying coward.

-No. -It was Orm ...

Yes. I just did it.

So you wont have to carry the burden of a mercy killing. Took one for the team.

It will haunt me, but it has freed him from the pain.

The heavens have gained a new star.

Wait, wait, wait, it looks like he was gripping something with his hands.

-I wonder what was so important ... -Ill take those.

De he write something? Any last words? The lawmakers word was law.

"Today will be an exciting day."

"I will release a swarm of wasps" -

- "to see if I am still allergic."

Wow, thats a strange choice from someone that allergic.

People are different. Some like to challenge themselves.

"If something happens to me, I command that the new lawmker in Norheim"-

- "shall be a man of superior intellectual capacity."

-"Rufus of Rome." -What?

Wow ...

"I realize I have done wrong by Orm."

Right?

"My last command is that Orm shall be released from slavery."

-Lord Thor, this is ridiculous. -Dont mock his corpse.

It is his last words. His word is law.

-Yes, unfortunately. -It says something more?

"Orm shall be included in all social events."

Yes, Arvid, Frøya, Ragnar. It looks like the tables have turned again.

-Tables have tuned -Yes. Or not exactly.

The tables have twisted a bit. Anyways, I am a free man.

And that means, Frøya, that we are married again.

-Forget it. -Rufus, you are the new lawmaker.

-Your word is now law. -Thank you.

I will have to read up a bit, so I can make a ruling based on sources of law.

-You came just in time for dinner. -We are just collecting our stuff.

And to say we are superior people, and you are still sub humans.

I have become a free man, and Rufus the new lawmaker.

-Impressive! Congratulations. -Cease your hand! Your nasty hand.

-Is it called "cease your hand"? -Yes. And friendship is unacceptable.

I am currently the most powerful man in the village.

I will soon become chieftan, and then Rufus will sail our ship to Rome ...

You dont talk about our secret plans to Odin and everyone.

I just got carried away.

Orm will not become chieftan. We have an excellent chieftan in Arvid.

We have no plans to topple him.

We express with this our full trust to Arvid.

-Thats okay. -Yes. Okay.

But dont think I have forgotten how you excluded me.

Winter is coming for you three.

Or "winter is arriving" ....? No, winter is coming.

Winter is coming.

Then the time has come to formally appoint our new lawmaker.

-Any questions? -Am I the only one who thinks its weird?

That the lawmaker writes down his last wishes and dies right after?

Its like its taken out of a crime rune stick.

That would have been a boring crime rune stick.

It is completely normal. Ordinary.

No it isnt, Orm. I find it very suspicious.

It was Odins plan.

And girl, it would have been more classy of you to be happy for us, -

- instead of hanging on to the past It doesnt suit you.

Litle friend, you could have been attractive, without your fascination for the immediate past.

And figuring stuff out, setting question runes.

Now you are just throwing everything away. Sad to see. Sad to see.

-Okay. -No wonder you are singel.

No one wants to be with a snoop.

Dear ...

Yes. Someone had to say it.

The lawmakers hat is a big hat to fill. -

- so I hope you will bear it with dignity.

Hereby I declare Rufus as Norheims new lawmaker.

Thank you. My first action as lawmaker,-

- is making the lawmakers hat optional to wear.

Especially a hat that is so full of lice and vermin as this one.

The old lawmaker will get a funeral worthy his rank.

The most important part is that we send our most treasured belongings with him to Valhalla.

Give until it hurts.

In Vestfold they have begun to bury nobility on ships.

They bury whole ships with lots of nice stuff inside.

The ship is the most valuable thing we have.

But you will also be held back as a viking without a ship.

Yes, it would suck for all of us, but we were supposed to give until it hurt.

-Maybe we have to? -The ship will not be buried.

It is reserved for elite funerals. Chieftans and artists.

Rufus. Good call about the ship.

It would have been stressful to build a new one.

Yes, it was the right and smart decision.

I hope the lawmaker was right about you.

We have had our disagreements, but we will have to make the best of things.

I agree. We will make the best out of this.

Good. I have a good feeling about you. You and me can become a good team.

The thing about me ... My body is a rune stick, my tattoos are a my saga.

Cool.

As i said: A man with tattoos has an interesting story.

Every one has got a tattoo now. Doe everyone have an interesting story then?

Yes, the thing about me is that I am a a canvas of experiences, -

- my history is carved with lines, shadows, -

- you can see them on my arms, shoulders, back, stomach, legs ....

What is the story behind those lines?

They are a tribute to the women I have had.

-But its so many. -Its getting there.

But that has to be about every women within a miles circumference,

-You have been hard at work. -It isnt only physical penetration.

Two of them are physical, the rest of them are fantasy penetrations. By my self.

One line for every time you have pulled your hand trolley?

No, only the wanks I remember. So I can look back with fondness.

Little sides to the saga of Ragnar.

-Ok. Cool. -I know.

Really good. Tattoos show you are an interesting person.

Well, the other guys said i needed some more inc.

Frøya and me on the battleground.

Do you have a picture of Frøya on your back while you are married to Liv?

Yes. Its gonna be me and Frøya forever no matter what.

-You think so? -Yes. Some things you just know.

-Anything special? -Well. Rufus and Orm came by.

-And they were pretty full of themselves. -Yes, Rufus has become the lawmaker.

But Orm talked about him becoming chieftan and stuff.

I think they are up to something Not to stress you out, but I am worried.

But nine out of then worries are unfounded.

You have to try not to bury yourself in worries. Its something about that.

But thank you for telling me. I just have to say:

You are the best sub human I have ever owned.

-I really mean it. -That was unexpected. Thank you very much.

- See you in the funeral. -Talk to you later.

Oh, damn Loke ....

-Dog? What are you doing here? -I come to pay tribute.

-Pay tribute? Do people say that? -I think so.

Jarl Varg sends his condolences... Condolences?

-Condolences. -Sorry, that came across a bit stiff.

Its so hard with funerals. What is the right thing to say?

Is it allowed to smile when you meet someone you know?

There is no blueprint The most important part is showing up. So thank you.

It is mostly coins, but some gravel in the bottom, so it feels heavy.

It looks like the first domino has fallen.

Domino?

You shouldt be surprised if the Arvid-domino is next.

Arvid-domino? What is domino?

Domino is a game that Varg got from a businessman -

- from a place long from here.

If you place the dominoes after one another, you can set in motion a chain reaction.

Then the pieces fall one by one. I was supposed to tell you.

I am supposed to know what a chain reaction is?

I only know what I was told to say.

Now it us up to you to interpret as you wish.

I just dont know what I am supposed to interpret.

I am just the messenger. That was what Varg wanted me to say.

But, you understand the essence? Is it a threat, or what?

It probably is a threat. Of that I am pretty sure.

How is it, are we going to meet somewhere later?

Are there any food or snacks?

We will hold a memorial later. For the closest friends and family.

I was going anyways.

Its getting late. Yeah, see you later.

O great Odin, please take care of the lawmaker in Valhalla.

Dig

Just a quick suggestion?

We should send some slaves with him as well?

-What do you mean? -He needs slaves for the journey.

A very good suggestions.

I think we need all three.

Then there is no one left to dig the heap. Kark will have to dig.

You two then. No whining!

It is an honor to be buried with superior humans.

Yes, yes ....

-Can I eat some of the fruit? -Off course not.

That is human food the lawmaker will bring with him to Valhalla.

Kark! Dig.

Good luck in Helheim. I doubt Valhalla has a place for people who freeze people out.

We dont believe in Valhalla or Helheim, so I think this is misguided.

I am a christian. We dont believe in Valhalla or Helheim, so I think this is misguided.

I am a christian.

I believe in Jesus from Nazareth. This doesnt make sense.

You will jus have to handle it. Sit! Stay!

This goes against my self preservation to just let you bury me.

Well, thats how it is. Enough about that.

But, hell Kark - smack hand.

Smack hand!

Allow me.

Yes.

Well, well, well. Kark.

The tree of hurt bears bitter fruits.

What?

I am not a man to exclude from the party.

You missed one social gathering, And now you do this.

-Its my friends that are laying there. -You would rather drink with them.

I said I was sorry.

It is a new time now, and it will not be easy being Kark.

It isnt especially easy being Kark now. I am completely depleted.

I am 18 years old but look like I am well over 40.

Anyways, now we will have funeral beers, and you are not invited.

Or, we might need you to serve the drunks, so ....

See you there.

The body contains so much exciting stuff. Lots.

My latest discovery is a walnut sized gland in the end there, -

- an extremely erogenous zone that gives you please de luxe ...

Rufus. We were talking about. How you gotten the time to check the rules about ...

-The law sources. -About marriage?

If one of the spouses is a coward, does it still count?

That stuff...

It is this way, that after the coward is forgives, the marriage still stands.

How nice, Frøya. I will creep into your arms tonight.

-No, you wont. -But, then you will have to cut your hair short!

Preferably you shear it all off.

Frøya ...

Frøya, we will fix this. There has to be a solution.

-I cant be married to Orm! - I understand.

-But, thats the rules. -We have to be able to do something.

I believe everything will sort it self out once we get to the Meet. Everything will be fine.

-Why do you think so? -Good things happen to good people.

And we are good. Us two. -Why do you think so? -Good things happen to good people.

And we are good. Us two.

-We are?? -We are.

Hi, hi. Quite the crowd.

It stops here, Arvid. You heard me. It stops here.

No more "protection money".

Well, yes we need it. Or you arent protected anymore.

What you see here, Arvid, is a farmers army.

You are witness to a grassroot rebellion.

The rebellion will spread.

And we are done, there will be a new world order.

The people will decide, not an elite who takes advantage of the weak.

The time is now for a new governance.

We demand majority decisions in elected government bodies.

That sounds solid. What are you saying?

Fantastic. I have been looking forward to this.

I think we should give the thing to Eigil. I think he deserves it now.

But, where did I put it? I just have to think ....

-You didnt pack it in your saddle? -Well, yes. Thats possible.

Here it is!

Here it is.

Is it a fist?

Or ....

Is a symbol for the peoples power? Or ....

Is a symbol for the peoples power?

Straight in the gut. I cant breathe!

-Ow, ow! -Yes, yes, yes.

Do we agree the farmers rebellion is over?

-Absolutely. -You underestimate the warrior trade -

- if you think you can just decide to become warriors.

Yes ...

Sorry we took so much, but we need extras for the moot.

-Great. Talk to you later. -Talk to you later Sorry we took so much, but we need extras for the moot.

-Great. Talk to you later. -Talk to you later

Talk to you later, Arvid.

We will talk again before you know it.