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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,756 - Is this it? - Yeah. 2 00:00:10,803 --> 00:00:13,353 I used to sneak off here with your mom. 3 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,349 Talk all night... 4 00:00:15,391 --> 00:00:18,021 about work, the universe, 5 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:20,020 building a family. 6 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,322 What's this say? 7 00:00:27,403 --> 00:00:29,033 - They always blame the Ludds. - Okay. 8 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:31,701 - Calm down. - It's the great misdirect. 9 00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:33,831 The problem isn't capitalism's 10 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:35,698 unholy alliance with big data, no. 11 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:38,405 It's those poor weirdos who want to grow private vegetables. 12 00:00:49,425 --> 00:00:50,835 Oh, sorry. 13 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,175 I got a text. 14 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,549 The dead guy? 15 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:57,476 Okay, the dead guy has a name... Nathan. 16 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,846 And, no. 17 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,814 It's this guy I've kind of been seeing. 18 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:04,734 Casually. 19 00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:06,284 Byron. 20 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:07,737 Byron? 21 00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,027 I like the sound of that. 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,449 Sounds very living. 23 00:01:11,489 --> 00:01:14,489 Hey, Nathan has his charm. 24 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,660 You ever think the reason why you like Dead Nathan 25 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,414 is because you've seen all of his memories? 26 00:01:21,916 --> 00:01:24,376 - Maybe. - I bet if you took the time 27 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:26,458 to ask Alive Byron some real questions, 28 00:01:26,504 --> 00:01:28,344 you'd find out some great stuff about him. 29 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,220 Just saying. 30 00:01:32,551 --> 00:01:34,721 Reply to Byron. 31 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,472 Can't tonight. 32 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,314 Real date tomorrow night? 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,984 Okay. 34 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:52,358 Your condom size is medium. 35 00:01:52,404 --> 00:01:53,664 Uh... 36 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:55,527 Yeah, I'm gonna take the large. 37 00:01:57,159 --> 00:01:58,489 Condom size dispute. 38 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,826 Aisle four. 39 00:02:00,871 --> 00:02:02,871 ♪ ♪ 40 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,015 Oh, f... Hey. Hey. 41 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:22,768 Morning, Uncle Nathan. 42 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,000 How did you get in here? Aren't you supposed to be in school? 43 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:25,980 Yeah. 44 00:02:26,021 --> 00:02:28,731 But we have a sub today. 45 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:31,034 We're supposed to be watching a VR about the rainforest. 46 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,778 It's nice to see you, kiddo. 47 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,200 How is everybody? 48 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:37,068 Good, but everybody's looking for Fran. 49 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:38,506 She was supposed to meet Grandma Viv last night 50 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:40,414 but she never showed up. 51 00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,452 She probably just got stuck in another escape room. 52 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,746 And Ingrid offered to take me 53 00:02:45,791 --> 00:02:47,421 for a sleepover to help out. 54 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:48,629 Should I go? 55 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,089 W... Uh, tonight? 56 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,628 Yeah, you should definitely go. 57 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,554 Should I? 58 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,263 Yeah, I think so. 59 00:02:57,303 --> 00:02:59,313 But should I? 60 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,096 Look, the food will be great, it'll be fun. 61 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:05,194 Okay, maybe not fun; it'll be interesting. 62 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,437 Fine. 63 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,459 Just don't-don't let her straighten your hair, okay? 64 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,071 Okay. 65 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,188 - Hey, you want to meet my angel? - Sure. 66 00:03:13,235 --> 00:03:15,355 Angel. 67 00:03:15,404 --> 00:03:17,874 Who is this cute lady? 68 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:19,777 This is my niece Nevaeh, 69 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,865 who I am adequately supervising. 70 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,751 Yo, Nora! 71 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:25,787 Emergency staff meeting. 72 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:28,672 Is this what your kid would look like? 73 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,459 Thumbs up, girl. 74 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,593 Go. Shoo. 75 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,340 Go for it. 76 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,131 Well, got to run. 77 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:38,135 - Bye, Nevaeh. - Bye. 78 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:41,508 Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 79 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,715 - Elf ears. - Okay, put them back. 80 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,136 - Put them back. - Okay. Bye for real. 81 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,145 Ow. My God. 82 00:03:48,187 --> 00:03:49,977 I wish I could have a sleepover with her. 83 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:52,152 - Yeah. - She's pretty. 84 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,531 Did she have any filters on? 85 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:54,897 No, that's actually her. 86 00:03:54,944 --> 00:03:56,544 I saw her at my funeral; she's that cute. 87 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,160 Different hair, though. 88 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:00,617 Oh, you like her. 89 00:04:01,659 --> 00:04:03,409 Wait, can you kiss her? 90 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,162 Or would you, like, go to Lakeview jail? 91 00:04:05,204 --> 00:04:07,294 No. I wouldn't kiss her, okay? 92 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,211 She's my angel and we're friends. 93 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,460 And-and Ingrid, 94 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,592 of course. 95 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,129 Just FYI, the third stall 96 00:04:15,172 --> 00:04:16,592 in the men's room is clogged, 97 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,012 and the second stall 98 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:19,760 in the women's room is clogged, 99 00:04:19,802 --> 00:04:21,892 so choose your stalls accordingly. 100 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:24,139 Also, Aleesha, 101 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,311 there have been more complaints about you. 102 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,140 Who, the bitch in 10662? 103 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:31,355 I think it's a man who lives in 10662. 104 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:33,937 Oh, yes. It's Luke Crossley. 105 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,443 Yeah, he's a bitch. 106 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:37,784 Okay. Well, he's also a veteran. 107 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:40,200 You just be a professional. 108 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:41,819 That's what we're paying you for. 109 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:42,945 You ain't paying me enough. 110 00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:44,282 Also, we are having 111 00:04:44,326 --> 00:04:47,996 a promotion from Nokia Taco Bell. 112 00:04:48,038 --> 00:04:50,368 It's the virtual Gordita Crunch. 113 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,556 We're getting a lot of money for you to push this item. 114 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:54,804 You'll all be receiving a Gordita Crunch script. 115 00:04:54,837 --> 00:04:57,007 Do not deviate from the Gordita Crunch script 116 00:04:57,047 --> 00:04:59,587 as hundreds of man-hours have been spent 117 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,803 developing it, and research shows 118 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,154 that younger people are more willing 119 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,888 to try new brands, so, Nora... 120 00:05:05,931 --> 00:05:07,391 Nora, where is... 121 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:10,143 Where is Nora? 122 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,515 Nora. 123 00:05:11,562 --> 00:05:13,562 Oh, there she is. 124 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,315 Really push 'em on that McNadd boy. 125 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:18,357 Push the high-profit fast food on the child, got it. 126 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,282 Yeah, 'cause the kids are our future. 127 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,110 Not these kids, Aleesha. 128 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:24,196 These kids are dead. 129 00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,781 ♪ ♪ 130 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:32,044 Ah, looking good, Brad. 131 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,632 Oh, thank you, Nathan. 132 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:37,633 - How's that? - Oh, that's better. 133 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,220 Oh. Hey. How was your morning staff meeting? 134 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,354 Illuminating. 135 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,811 Hey, have you ever tried a Gordita Crunch? 136 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,312 Please. 137 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,323 Well, I think it's time you got your crunch on. 138 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,726 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:57,775 --> 00:05:59,435 Oh. Okay. 140 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:01,485 Um, yeah, maybe later. 141 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:03,358 Fresh and delicious, the Gordita Crunch 142 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,005 is a flavor fantasy that'll have you howling 143 00:06:05,032 --> 00:06:07,742 at the moon after one crazy, crunchy, chewy chomp. 144 00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:09,695 - Are you okay? - Sorry. 145 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,285 I have a quota of ten of these pitches today. 146 00:06:12,331 --> 00:06:14,501 - Hint: say "speed up." - Speed up. 147 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,521 Who doesn't want a tasty taco with spicy ranch sauce 148 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,553 nestled inside a piping hot puffy Gordita, 149 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,707 loving layered with a three-cheese blend and savory... 150 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:30,638 This is one macho taco. 151 00:06:36,814 --> 00:06:39,694 Still don't want one, but that was damn impressive. 152 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,863 Hey. Your niece is adorable. 153 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,492 Oh, yeah, she's a cutie. 154 00:06:43,529 --> 00:06:44,989 She loved you. 155 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,550 Look, I was gonna come back out here later 156 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:48,203 and watch the sunset. 157 00:06:48,242 --> 00:06:49,912 If you want to come and knock out 158 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:51,502 a couple more Gordita pitches, 159 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:54,747 I feel like I could still probably enjoy myself. 160 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:57,080 I'm actually leaving a little early tonight. 161 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,536 Oh, yeah? You got a hot date? 162 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,915 Well, yeah. 163 00:06:59,962 --> 00:07:01,382 I-I mean, I don't know how hot. 164 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:04,761 It's just, um, having dinner at a restaurant. 165 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:06,930 Oh. 166 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:09,555 Neat. 167 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,521 Um... 168 00:07:12,558 --> 00:07:14,808 Well, I'll-I'll crunch you later. 169 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,065 ♪ ♪ 170 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,004 What are you doing in the whirlpool bath? 171 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:38,168 Unneeded. Fly away. 172 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:40,338 Did you pay for this luxury spa treatment? 173 00:07:40,377 --> 00:07:42,957 I must have; otherwise, how could I be here? 174 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,455 Bullshit. 175 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,046 I figured out your little scam. 176 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,141 Order free water, and ride the waitstaff in. 177 00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:51,218 Why are you persecuting me? 178 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:53,273 Because you don't buy anything. 179 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:55,887 And my supervisor's up my ass. 180 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,404 It's not my fault this shit's so easy to hack. 181 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,727 Okay, you want to play? 182 00:08:11,742 --> 00:08:12,972 You think you got something on me because 183 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,373 I have to follow the rules. 184 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,041 But guess what. 185 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,079 I muted the system, you goofy bitch, 186 00:08:18,123 --> 00:08:20,633 so now we play by my rules. 187 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,957 Oh, scary. 188 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:27,553 I hope your rules include me getting unlimited free Gorditas. 189 00:08:27,591 --> 00:08:30,051 You spoiled shits have more food than I've ever seen. 190 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:32,263 Crunch me this instant. 191 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,014 Nope. According to my log, 192 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,596 I've already given you a free Gordita, 193 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:37,141 and watched you eat it. 194 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,644 No, you didn't, you liar. Fuck you. 195 00:08:41,146 --> 00:08:43,106 That's going in my "fingers and dicks" file. 196 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,518 Give me back my fuck-you finger! 197 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:47,816 When you improve your attitude. 198 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:50,411 - All right. - What are you doing? 199 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,527 Shit. 200 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:55,124 I'm gonna get you, Luke! 201 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,120 I'm gonna... 202 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,797 Angel. 203 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:06,917 What up, playa-playa?! 204 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,054 Hey. 205 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,471 Wasn't sure who I'd get. 206 00:09:10,509 --> 00:09:11,969 Boom. 207 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:14,260 Cool. Um, you want to hang out 208 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,854 and watch the sunset? 209 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:18,309 What you mean, like... like with you? 210 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,390 No, not like... Not with me. 211 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:21,845 Just, you know, the two of us. 212 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,855 Two... two playas. 213 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:26,730 Never mind. Please go. 214 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,355 Yeah, I'm-a head out. 215 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,862 - Hey, five stars, though, right? - Yeah, fine. 216 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,614 Keep it cool. 217 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,580 So your last name is Titley? 218 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:37,998 Seriously? 219 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,406 Yeah. 220 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,664 So, where are you from? 221 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,706 Well... 222 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,003 It depends. 223 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,594 Ah, it's more about where I'm going, you know? 224 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,090 I like to follow my dreams. 225 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,513 Uh-huh. 226 00:09:53,552 --> 00:09:55,642 What are your dreams? 227 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:59,269 Well, something involving kids and making a shit ton of money. 228 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:00,928 I majored in child psychology 229 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,516 and data mining at CUNY Staten Island. 230 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,870 I thought... 231 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:20,330 this place would be better. 232 00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:22,870 It said "good for dates" on Yelp. 233 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,924 I mean, fuck Yelp. 234 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,760 What is... 235 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,430 your earliest memory of your mom? 236 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,640 Wow. 237 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,680 Deep. 238 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,643 Finger painting with her. 239 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,265 Getting paint in her hair. 240 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,573 And then, we took a bath together. 241 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,276 Hmm. 242 00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,876 Jamie Arpaz. 243 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,626 No way. 244 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,630 Look who finally decided to pick up. 245 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,222 Sorry, I-I can't talk right now. 246 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:16,337 No, you in a board meeting? You going full Elon now? 247 00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:17,965 Ha! 248 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,851 Never. You know me. 249 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,518 - Well... - We can't start 250 00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,266 this meeting without Pitzer. Try him again. 251 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,768 Sorry, dude. I got to go. 252 00:11:25,811 --> 00:11:27,191 Wait... 253 00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,688 Damn it. 254 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,801 Anyway, I told him the dividends weren't there. 255 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,735 I kept telling him that. He wouldn't believe me. 256 00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:44,035 And now he's spending money instead of making it. 257 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,539 What an idiot. 258 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,170 This is so good. 259 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,167 Mmm. Ow! 260 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,589 What?! 261 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,167 Honey, that's a bone. 262 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,382 The animal that chicken comes from has them. 263 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:58,394 I knew that. I just never bit one. 264 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,547 Why don't you try swallowing them whole? 265 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,385 There's candy on the inside. 266 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:06,481 Ruby, not everyone can afford unprinted food. 267 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:07,518 How's work, Dad? 268 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:08,521 Well, the merger shouldn't 269 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,562 really affect much. 270 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,164 If we come to terms with the divestment, 271 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:12,689 it will be smooth sailing. 272 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,152 I'm sorry if I'm losing you, Ingrid. 273 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,202 I tried to dumb it down as much as I could. 274 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,657 Oh, no, I'm following fine. 275 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,777 - It's just not interesting. - Uh-huh. 276 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,554 So I ran into Carter in Venice the other day, 277 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,196 and he was asking about you. 278 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:26,664 - Hmm. - You know he's divorced now, right? 279 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:28,705 So another option maybe, if you lose a few. 280 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,588 You know he gave Gwen HPV, right? 281 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,996 And I'm with Nathan. 282 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,634 Oh, we know. 283 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,131 Are there bones in this, too? 284 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,723 - No, sweetie. - Oh. 285 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,837 I understand Nathan is a neighbor of David Choak. 286 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,695 Maybe he'll finally learn something about business. 287 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,640 - Uploads still can't work, Daddy. 288 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,480 - Oh. - Did you get your Horizen bill this month? 289 00:12:46,516 --> 00:12:48,136 How much is he costing you? 290 00:12:48,185 --> 00:12:50,515 Mm. Less than you spend on Botox, Mom. 291 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,692 You mean less than I spend on her Botox? 292 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,921 Well, if you didn't pay the bills, what good would you be? 293 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:57,241 Do you guys always talk to each other like this? 294 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,397 - Like how? - Crazy mean. 295 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:02,026 Huh. I guess we do. 296 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,333 It's kind of fun, right? 297 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,867 For real, though, children are the future. 298 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,584 I volunteer at the Y on weekends, 299 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:13,134 teaching kids and inspiring them. 300 00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,458 What do you... what do you teach them? 301 00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:18,384 If you see something you want, anything, 302 00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:22,393 don't let anyone tell you that you can't have it. 303 00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,347 What...? 304 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,177 What if it belongs to another kid? 305 00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,854 Yeah, then I just tell them, "Do not be a Beta." 306 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,271 Be an Alpha. 307 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,356 Oh. 308 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,994 Thanks for coming by to check in on me, Nathan. 309 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,332 Having a cold is no fun. 310 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,869 Why are you paying extra for this? 311 00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,332 Isn't it, like, a dollar a minute? 312 00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,922 Well, when you've been here a little longer, 313 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,288 you'll see that having no fun can be kind of fun. 314 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,256 My nose is actually stuffed up, just like real life. 315 00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,425 Zach, you want some honey in your tea? 316 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:04,047 Yes, please. 317 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,724 - Here you go. - Oh. 318 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,562 - Oh, yes. - Aw, poor thing. 319 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,190 Um, could you? 320 00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,284 Geez. 321 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,109 Spit 'em out! 322 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,695 What? Occupied! 323 00:14:25,740 --> 00:14:27,490 Cease crunching! 324 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,994 Fuck you! 325 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:33,205 Thank you! My "fingers and dicks" file is bulging. 326 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:34,618 When do you start taking dicks? 327 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,166 When there's no more fingers. 328 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:41,132 What about toes? You're skipping toes! 329 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,882 Nathan's your uncle, right? Mommy says 330 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,645 - he's nothing but a sponge. - I don't think 331 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,717 she can hear you with all that chewing she's doing. 332 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,850 - We have an eater. - So, Nevaeh, what's the plan? 333 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,872 How are you gonna grow up to be successful so you can eat 334 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,904 - like this every night? - I don't know. 335 00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,648 - "I don't know"? - Just like our Ingrid. 336 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:01,530 Talks with her mouth full and doesn't have a future. 337 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,568 At least I'm not an old bitch. 338 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:06,572 I'm in sales, guys, and doing well. 339 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:09,485 - We'll see how that sticks. - I'm sure Nathan hopes it does. 340 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:12,164 Okay, who's ready for dessert? 341 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,543 I made crème caramel. 342 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,291 - Oh. - Ew. No, thank you. 343 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:20,134 No. 344 00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,633 Yeah, I'll have some. 345 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:26,926 This whole dinner was really amazing. 346 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:30,968 Thanks, Nevaeh. It's nice to be appreciated. 347 00:15:31,014 --> 00:15:32,604 You can give mine to the little piggy. 348 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:37,194 Okay, you know what? Get out. 349 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,270 - Please leave! - What? 350 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,856 All of you out my door now! 351 00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:44,901 Let Nevaeh and I start our sleepover. 352 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,454 - Go! Go! - Daddy, listen to how she's talking to us. 353 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,993 - Oh, no. - Get out. 354 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,164 Who's the bitch now, Ingrid? 355 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,094 Let's do our hair the same. 356 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,835 Okay, for real, though, aren't you scared 357 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:07,091 - of working with ghosts? - Stop calling them ghosts. 358 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,973 - They're not ghosts. - But they're not alive, right? 359 00:16:10,011 --> 00:16:11,511 They're not dead, either. 360 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,524 You know, I've given this a lot of thought. 361 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,016 And some of the best conversations 362 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:16,638 I've ever had are... 363 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:19,015 It's on me. Yes! 364 00:16:19,062 --> 00:16:21,692 Boom. Alpha. 365 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,361 Oh. Thanks. 366 00:16:24,401 --> 00:16:27,151 So, where to next? 367 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:31,115 Uh, you mean your place or mine? 368 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,947 No, like, more of the talking part? 369 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,914 Do you think 370 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,785 that maybe sex could be hot later if we knew each other? 371 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,336 Like, it would make it 372 00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,797 more interesting somehow? 373 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,757 I don't know. I sound like a complete pervert. 374 00:16:45,797 --> 00:16:48,127 No, that's... 375 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,264 That sounds nice. 376 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,006 I think it's cool 377 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,894 you want to learn more about me. 378 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,141 Okay, now you're making me sound like a real creep. 379 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,023 No. 380 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,980 Ugh. 381 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:03,982 Gordita Crunch? 382 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,573 First one's free! 383 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,398 - No. - Are you sure? 384 00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:09,454 - Yes. - Yes to the Gordita Crunch? 385 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,777 - No. - No, you're not sure? 386 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:14,493 - Yes. - All right. Get your crunch on! 387 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,544 Wha... I... no... 388 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,787 Ice-cold. 389 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:22,922 Angel? 390 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,709 Oh, never mind. 391 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:26,883 Dude. 392 00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,683 Dream on, Mittens. 393 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,310 You know you can get 'em back if you just say "sorry." 394 00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:38,557 Fine. I'm sorry you're such a fart. 395 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,060 Okay. 396 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,516 Dude, did you just...? 397 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,573 - Yup. - Angel supervisor? 398 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,168 Wait. No, no, no. I can fix it. I can fix it. 399 00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:50,743 Here you go. 400 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,738 Balls below, please. 401 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:55,072 Thank you. 402 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,253 Hi. 403 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,707 Uh, sir, is this angel forcing you 404 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:04,538 to do something you don't want to do? 405 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,544 No. No, no. 406 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,416 Let me see your hands. 407 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,795 Where are his fingers?! 408 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,432 Angel, goddamn it! This is a fireable offense. 409 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:21,390 Wait. I won't press charges if she says she's sorry. 410 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,517 Me apologize? 411 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,653 N... that's too far. 412 00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:30,150 Apologize to the client, angel. 413 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,203 He is being very reasonable! 414 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,408 He... I... What?! 415 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,578 He... You... 416 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,447 You're the... I... I... 417 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,454 Gotcha! 418 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:42,996 Don't worry about it. We're cool. 419 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,579 It's just a game we play. 420 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:46,714 Busting each others' balls. 421 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,206 - For real? - Yeah, I got it from the Army. 422 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,296 We always fucked with each other. Good times. 423 00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,641 This angel's cool. If you got some kind of 424 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:57,797 Employee of the Month thing... 425 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,006 No, we don't. We don't do that. 426 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,386 I mean, you could tip her. 427 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,023 Mm... nah. 428 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,651 No, I wouldn't, either. 429 00:19:07,689 --> 00:19:10,359 What is that muscle from there to there? 430 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,030 - There. Yeah. - That? Oh. Trapezius. 431 00:19:13,069 --> 00:19:14,949 I like it. 432 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,968 - I cannot figure you out. - Figure me out, can you? 433 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,030 Here. 434 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:24,660 Thanks. And don't worry. 435 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:28,456 I won this battle, but you will also lose the war. 436 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,961 We'll see. 437 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:34,804 Oh, fuck. 438 00:19:37,135 --> 00:19:39,135 Whoa! 439 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,558 - This is it. - Wow. This is dope. 440 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,848 - Hey. - Hey. Is Lucy still here? 441 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:47,602 Oh, she just left. And I live to angel another day. 442 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,935 - Who is this? - What's up? 443 00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,651 I am Byron, her date. 444 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:54,151 He wanted to see where I worked. 445 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,783 Wow. Crazy night. 446 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,241 Okay. 447 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,031 Well, you two have fun. 448 00:20:00,074 --> 00:20:02,124 Yeah. 449 00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,921 Fuck on Lucy's table. 450 00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:12,342 Um, uh, well, this is my desk. 451 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,668 Ooh, this is wild. 452 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,674 Can I, can I see one? 453 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:19,176 I mean, they're probably all asleep. 454 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,298 Oh, what about this guy? 455 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,096 Looks like he's up. 456 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:24,519 Uh... 457 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,479 Okay. 458 00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,609 Whoa. 459 00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,612 He looks so real. 460 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,324 He is real. 461 00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,874 Look, he's doing a little painting. 462 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:43,328 It's like, 463 00:20:43,368 --> 00:20:45,238 "Dude, why? You're dead." 464 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,786 Dead man painting. 465 00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,540 Wait, can you print that out? 466 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,253 'Cause I would love to put that on my fridge. 467 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:55,554 Okay, so you have a really weird job. 468 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,548 Would you like to get out of here 469 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,549 and go back to my place? 470 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,180 Actually, I just realized, 471 00:20:59,217 --> 00:21:01,797 I'm so behind on work stuff, 472 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:04,854 so I think I'm gonna stay here 473 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:07,059 and just try to get through some of it. 474 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,480 Rain check? 475 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,811 - Okay. - Okay. 476 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,254 It was nice getting to know you, Norma. 477 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,488 - Oh... - And I know your name's Nora. 478 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,781 That's a nickname. I added the "mmm" 479 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,325 because you're "mmm-mmm" good. 480 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:27,659 I'll see you later. 481 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,422 Needs more Tokyo blue. 482 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,005 Don't look at it, it's not finished. 483 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,177 How was your date? 484 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:49,271 Well, it's 10:30, and I'm at work, so... 485 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,478 So, really good. 486 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:55,996 Hey, I've been meaning to ask, what's your office look like? 487 00:21:56,024 --> 00:22:00,824 Well, it's a lot of brick, some linoleum. 488 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,952 Wow, I feel like I'm there. 489 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,159 You should write novels. 490 00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:06,199 What do you want from me? 491 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:07,332 It's an office. 492 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,458 I mean, what a weird question. 493 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,710 Pick it up. 494 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,917 - Hello? - Hey. 495 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,173 Who is this?! How'd you get this number?! 496 00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:30,218 Well, as you can see, the office is deserted. 497 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,186 So, if you said "angel now," 498 00:22:32,226 --> 00:22:35,016 you would get an outsourced one from Finland 499 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,113 or Kenya. 500 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,397 Hmm. Where's your desk? 501 00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,611 Uh, this is... 502 00:22:40,651 --> 00:22:41,991 where I work. 503 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,648 And Aleesha sits next to me. 504 00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:44,736 Uh, wait. Who? 505 00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:47,161 Oh, shit, uh, 506 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,040 that's the tall one's name. 507 00:22:50,078 --> 00:22:52,368 Luke's angel. 508 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,293 Wait, who's that? 509 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,382 That's my ex-husband, Carl. 510 00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:58,207 - What? - He gets out of prison next month. 511 00:22:58,252 --> 00:22:59,342 Oh. 512 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,418 Kidding. It's my dad. 513 00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:07,101 My boss works up there... 514 00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,176 and that's the break room through there. 515 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,432 It's pretty shitty. 516 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,439 It's fantastic. 517 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:16,267 Wait, what? 518 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,942 The real world. It's amazing. 519 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,152 Okay, please. 520 00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:33,615 This... is amazing. 521 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,590 Beautiful. 522 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,264 We never get to see the stars in L.A. 523 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,721 'cause of all the light pollution. 524 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:51,312 Same in New York. 525 00:23:53,349 --> 00:23:55,349 It's nice we get to see them here. 526 00:23:57,770 --> 00:24:00,820 Mint chip is the best, huh? 527 00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:01,977 Mm-hmm. 528 00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,824 That was Nathan's favorite. 529 00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,491 I really miss him. 530 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:12,541 I know. Me, too. 531 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,542 Here. 532 00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,880 I have a surprise. 533 00:24:21,210 --> 00:24:22,210 I'll be right back. 534 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,471 This is for you. 535 00:24:36,434 --> 00:24:37,734 It was his. 536 00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:42,152 I snuck back into his car the night that he died 537 00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:45,530 to turn on "Prioritize Occupant." 538 00:24:45,568 --> 00:24:47,488 Not that it made any difference. 539 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:52,238 Anyway... 540 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:54,833 I grabbed it so I could wear it on the way home. 541 00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:59,499 And I, uh... I want you to have it. 542 00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:08,512 Do you think Nathan's lonely? 543 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,549 I'd be so lonely. 544 00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:28,526 Hey, can I tell you a secret? 545 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,569 You have to promise to keep it, 546 00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,703 'cause it could get me in a lot of trouble. 547 00:25:32,740 --> 00:25:34,240 Yeah, of course. 548 00:25:34,283 --> 00:25:36,293 But, I mean, is it really a secret 549 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:39,407 if they record all our conversations anyway? 550 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,535 They can't record everything. You have to turn a button on. 551 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,803 But just in case. 552 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,092 It's about your memories. 553 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,643 I found out 554 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,388 they were damaged after your scan. 555 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,810 And some of them 556 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,518 were deleted from my computer after I took them home. 557 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:01,809 You took them home? 558 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,902 So I could try and fix them. 559 00:26:03,938 --> 00:26:05,188 What'd you find? 560 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,751 You were about to sell something called 561 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:09,994 "Beyond" with a friend, Jamie. 562 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,697 And you disagreed about selling it. 563 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,869 Does any of this ring a bell? 564 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,488 I mean, a little. 565 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,036 I think... 566 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:25,171 I think what happened to you wasn't an accident. 567 00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:32,506 Yeah, David Choak thinks I was murdered. 568 00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:35,760 That whatever I was working on was big. 569 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,893 I mean, is it possible Jamie did something to my car? 570 00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,521 Everyone says that self-driving cars don't crash, 571 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:45,309 but... I mean, that's crazy, right? 572 00:26:46,981 --> 00:26:49,901 I don't know. 573 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:53,572 But it all seems really freaky. 574 00:26:57,158 --> 00:26:58,178 Hey, let's change the subject. 575 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,040 - Okay? - Yeah. Yeah. 576 00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,328 Yeah. 577 00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:07,462 Yeah, maybe something non-murder related. 578 00:27:09,003 --> 00:27:11,053 Whatcha got? 579 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:16,841 You're my favorite person here. 580 00:27:18,888 --> 00:27:20,678 Yeah. 581 00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:25,643 We, uh, have a really nice friendship. 582 00:27:25,686 --> 00:27:28,016 I just... 583 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:30,734 I feel more optimistic when you're around. 584 00:27:30,775 --> 00:27:34,485 I'm really glad you came back tonight. 585 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:36,818 Not that... 586 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:39,124 not that I was rooting for your date to fail, 587 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,158 but I'm being honest. 588 00:27:41,202 --> 00:27:43,542 I did get a little jealous. 589 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,592 You okay? 590 00:27:54,382 --> 00:27:55,882 You know, for an L.A. douchebag, 591 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:59,095 you're the best L.A. douchebag I've ever met. 592 00:27:59,136 --> 00:28:02,216 Yeah? How many others you met? 593 00:28:02,264 --> 00:28:04,854 You're my one and only. 594 00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,709 Wake up, ho! 595 00:28:29,750 --> 00:28:31,500 Nora! 596 00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,344 What the fuck?! 37728

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