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MINE! 12 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:47,250 GIVE IT BACK! 13 00:00:47,250 --> 00:00:48,458 - AH! 14 00:00:51,834 --> 00:00:56,125 BUDDY, I'M DOING YOUR KARMA A FAVOR. 15 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:02,125 YOUR SLINKY, I BELIEVE. 16 00:01:02,125 --> 00:01:03,917 - THANK YOU. 17 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:06,667 - I'M KEVIN. - I'M JENNIFER. 18 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:09,333 WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD. 19 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:15,208 HI. - HI, JENNIFER. 20 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:18,542 HOW MUCH ARE THE COOKIES? - COOKIES ARE A DOLLAR. 21 00:01:18,542 --> 00:01:20,917 WHICH COOKIES DO YOU WANT? 22 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,542 both: TRICK OR TREAT. 23 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:28,583 - COME ON, AM I OKAY? - OKAY, LET ME GET THAT. 24 00:01:28,583 --> 00:01:30,834 both: ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 25 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,500 YEAH! 26 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:35,667 - ♪ LIVIN' ON A DREAM ♪ 27 00:01:35,667 --> 00:01:37,166 WAIT, WHAT DOES IT SAY RIGHT THERE? 28 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,709 RIGHT THERE. WHAT DOES IT SAY? 29 00:01:38,709 --> 00:01:41,333 - "INTER-- INTERNATIONAL." 30 00:01:41,333 --> 00:01:42,834 - THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. 31 00:01:42,834 --> 00:01:44,166 - I WAS RIGHT. - I BELIEVE IT. 32 00:01:44,166 --> 00:01:46,083 I BELIEVE IT. I DO. 33 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,709 - GREAT SPEECH, MS. VALEDICTORIAN. 34 00:01:52,709 --> 00:01:55,375 YOU GUYS READY TO GO TAKE ON THE WORLD? 35 00:01:55,375 --> 00:01:57,375 - I WILL SETTLE FOR A FOOT MASSAGE 36 00:01:57,375 --> 00:01:59,000 AND AN UMBRELLA DRINK. 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,041 - CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE IT? 38 00:02:01,041 --> 00:02:03,875 WE'VE GRADUATED. NO MORE SCHOOL EVER! 39 00:02:03,875 --> 00:02:06,000 EXCEPT FOR MS. LAW SCHOOL. 40 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,041 SHE'S GOT THREE MORE YEARS. 41 00:02:08,041 --> 00:02:10,709 - NOW YOU FINALLY GET TO CHANNEL YOUR HOSTILITY 42 00:02:10,709 --> 00:02:12,709 INTO SOMETHING THAT WILL GET YOU PAID. 43 00:02:12,709 --> 00:02:14,333 - I KNOW. 44 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:16,250 - IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE. 45 00:02:16,250 --> 00:02:18,083 - SO WHAT ABOUT YOU, JEN? - YOU GUYS, I BOUGHT A HOUSE. 46 00:02:18,083 --> 00:02:19,875 - WHAT? - I BOUGHT A HOUSE. 47 00:02:19,875 --> 00:02:21,792 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - SURPRISE, I DID! 48 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,542 - ARE YOU--YOU'RE JOKING. - NO, I'M SERIOUS. 49 00:02:23,542 --> 00:02:25,542 YOU KNOW HOW I WORKED EVERY SINGLE JOB I COULD GET 50 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:27,834 AND SAVED EVERY CENT FOR A DOWN PAYMENT. 51 00:02:27,834 --> 00:02:29,000 both: YEAH? 52 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,333 - AND I GOT IT, YOU GUYS. I GOT A HOUSE. 53 00:02:31,333 --> 00:02:33,125 AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 54 00:02:33,125 --> 00:02:35,750 - I MEAN... - CONGRATULATIONS. 55 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,667 - LEAVE IT TO THE CEO OF THE SECOND GRADE LUNCHROOM. 56 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,625 AH! - THANK YOU. 57 00:02:39,625 --> 00:02:41,333 - I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. - THANK YOU. 58 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,625 - CONGRATULATIONS. - HEY, JEN. 59 00:02:43,625 --> 00:02:46,625 GREAT SPEECH! - THANKS, KEV. 60 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:48,750 - SO WE STILL ON FOR FRIDAY? - WHAT'S FRIDAY? 61 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:50,917 - OH, I'M MOVING OUT OF THE DORMS. 62 00:02:50,917 --> 00:02:53,166 YEAH, SOME SILLY RULE ABOUT NEEDING TO BE A STUDENT 63 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,500 TO LIVE HERE. 64 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,667 - OH. DITCHED OUT ON YOUR FINAL PAPER AGAIN, HUH? 65 00:02:56,667 --> 00:03:00,417 - LET'S JUST SAY THAT'S A-- - IT'S A WORK IN PROGRESS. 66 00:03:00,417 --> 00:03:01,750 - THANK YOU. 67 00:03:01,750 --> 00:03:03,583 - DO YOU GUYS STILL HAVE THAT DISEASE 68 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,875 WHERE YOU FINISH EACH OTHER'S SENTENCES? 69 00:03:04,875 --> 00:03:05,875 - DISEASE? - MM-HMM. 70 00:03:05,875 --> 00:03:07,333 FRIDAY WORKS PERFECTLY. 71 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:09,125 - THANKS, JEN. 72 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,458 BETSY. - BYE. 73 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,041 - SATAN--SALLY. 74 00:03:12,041 --> 00:03:13,917 - ALWAYS FUNNY. 75 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,291 - HE IS FUNNY. 76 00:03:15,291 --> 00:03:17,625 - ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA LET KEVIN JUST MOVE IN WITH YOU? 77 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,041 HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO PAY RENT? 78 00:03:19,041 --> 00:03:22,125 - COME ON. KEVIN IS GREAT. 79 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:24,250 AND CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME, RIGHT? 80 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:28,959 BESIDES, THE PLACE NEEDS A PAINT JOB, AND...KEV... 81 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,291 SAID HE'D FIX THE FENCE. 82 00:03:31,291 --> 00:03:33,792 - KEVIN'S A HOOT, BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT'S A GOOD IDEA? 83 00:03:33,792 --> 00:03:35,625 - YES. 84 00:03:35,625 --> 00:03:39,834 I'VE KNOWN KEVIN MY WHOLE LIFE. HE'S ONE OF MY OLDEST FRIENDS. 85 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:41,166 AND IT'S JUST GONNA BE A WEEK OR TWO 86 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:42,875 UNTIL HE GETS ON HIS FEET. 87 00:03:42,875 --> 00:03:46,458 I MEAN, COME ON. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? 88 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:50,750 HE'S GREAT, RIGHT? 89 00:03:55,625 --> 00:03:57,458 YES, MR. FUJIMURA. 90 00:03:57,458 --> 00:04:00,792 THE PROPOSAL FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE. 91 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:03,083 GREAT! I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISIT. 92 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,500 GREAT. SEE YOU NEXT WEEK. 93 00:04:08,417 --> 00:04:12,083 HEY! YOU'RE UP EARLY. - YEAH. BIG DAY. 94 00:04:12,083 --> 00:04:14,041 - MM. I GOT THE CEO OF MEDTRON AT 8:00, 95 00:04:14,041 --> 00:04:15,834 I'VE THE GOT THE CITY MANAGER AT NOON, 96 00:04:15,834 --> 00:04:17,291 AND I GOT THE VP OF FIRST FINANCIAL 97 00:04:17,291 --> 00:04:18,709 PENCILED IN AT 4:00. 98 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:20,750 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR CADDY SKILLS WERE SO IN DEMAND. 99 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:22,250 - NEXT WEEK IS JUNIOR PROM. 100 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,875 ALL MY COWORKERS ARE OUT GETTING TUXES. 101 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:25,417 - MM. - WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOU-- 102 00:04:25,417 --> 00:04:27,542 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THIS? 103 00:04:27,542 --> 00:04:28,750 - HEY, KEVIN. 104 00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:31,166 - WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT INSTANT COFFEE? 105 00:04:31,166 --> 00:04:34,458 YUCK. 106 00:04:34,458 --> 00:04:35,834 HAVE A SOY LATTE, NOT SO MUCH FOAM. 107 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:37,875 YEAH, ALMOST AS GOOD AS BEING IN-- 108 00:04:37,875 --> 00:04:39,709 - VENICE. 109 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:41,250 OH, ONE DAY, WHEN I'M NOT SO CRAZED. 110 00:04:41,250 --> 00:04:42,792 - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE GIRL WHO USED TO PRETEND 111 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:44,375 SHE WAS A GERMAN EXCHANGE STUDENT 112 00:04:44,375 --> 00:04:45,709 TO GET FREE BRATWURST? 113 00:04:45,709 --> 00:04:48,208 - SHE GOT A JOB. - STUPID JOBS. 114 00:04:48,208 --> 00:04:49,542 - I'M LATE. 115 00:04:49,542 --> 00:04:51,208 THE JAPANESE BACKERS FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS 116 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,709 ARE COMING INTO TOWN NEXT WEEK 117 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:54,208 AND I HAVE A TON OF WORK TO DO. 118 00:04:54,208 --> 00:04:56,500 - AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING, MY DEAR? 119 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,250 HMM? 120 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:05,583 HMM? 121 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,750 I PACKED AN EXTRA FRUIT ROLL, DOLPHIN-SAFE TUNA, 122 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,875 EXTRA PICKLES, NO MAYO. 123 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,792 JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT. 124 00:05:11,792 --> 00:05:14,959 - YOU'RE THE BEST. - YEAH. 125 00:05:14,959 --> 00:05:16,917 - HAVE A GOOD DAY. - YOU TOO. 126 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:20,041 - SEE YOU, NAPOLEON. ENJOY YOUR DAY! 127 00:05:23,083 --> 00:05:25,750 - YOU WANT BREAKFAST? 128 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,417 DO YOU WANT BREAKFAST? 129 00:05:27,417 --> 00:05:28,959 GET OVER HERE. 130 00:05:28,959 --> 00:05:31,291 LET'S GO GET BREAKFAST. 131 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:35,250 - SO, WITH THE RESTRUCTURING OUTLINED IN THE PROPOSAL, 132 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:38,208 OUR PLAN WILL GIVE DOWNTOWN A WHOLE NEW VISION 133 00:05:38,208 --> 00:05:41,083 AND STAY WELL WITHIN YOUR PRICE RANGE. 134 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:46,375 THANK YOU. 135 00:05:46,375 --> 00:05:49,208 THANK YOU SO MUCH. ENJOY YOUR DAY. 136 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,875 THANK YOU. 137 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:56,834 - JENNIFER. - OH, HI. 138 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,000 - GREAT WORK. 139 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,500 - THANK YOU, MR. MONROY. REALLY, THANK YOU. 140 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,625 - YOU PULL ONE OF YOUR SLAM DUNKS WITH FUJIMURA... 141 00:06:03,625 --> 00:06:07,083 WE COULD BE TALKING CORNER OFFICE. 142 00:06:07,083 --> 00:06:09,542 GREAT WORK. 143 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:30,333 - HOW COME I'M LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET A GIRL LIKE YOU? 144 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,667 - I GUESS YOU PLAYED YOUR CARDS RIGHT. 145 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:34,250 HELLO. 146 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:36,375 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SIDE OF TOWN ANYWAY? 147 00:06:36,375 --> 00:06:37,667 - I WAS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 148 00:06:37,667 --> 00:06:38,875 SCOPING OUT OUR FIRM'S NEW OFFICES, 149 00:06:38,875 --> 00:06:40,125 AND I THOUGHT I'D SWING BY. 150 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:41,333 I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO DANCE 151 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,500 THOSE BEAUTIFUL FEET OFF TONIGHT. 152 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:44,959 - BRYCE! BRYCE! THAT SOUNDS GOOD, IT DOES. 153 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:46,500 OH, AND KEVIN WAS HOPING 154 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:48,166 THAT WE COULD TRY OUT ONE OF HIS NEW GAMES. 155 00:06:48,166 --> 00:06:49,792 - KEVIN. - MM-HMM. 156 00:06:49,792 --> 00:06:52,333 - YOU GUYS SURE ARE A PACKAGE DEAL-- 157 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,000 MY BEST GIRL AND HER... 158 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,583 LONG, LONG, LONG-TIME ROOMMATE. 159 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,917 - OH, IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG, BRYCE. 160 00:06:58,917 --> 00:07:00,083 - SWEETHEART, HE'S LIVED THERE SEVEN YEARS. 161 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:01,166 - HE NEEDS A HELPING HAND. 162 00:07:01,166 --> 00:07:03,375 - YOU KNOW I LOVE KEVIN, BUT MAYBE HE NEEDS... 163 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,291 A NUDGE OUT OF THE NEST, GET SOME GOALS. 164 00:07:05,291 --> 00:07:06,291 - HE HAS GOALS. 165 00:07:06,291 --> 00:07:07,917 - A GROWN MAN MAKING BOARD GAMES. 166 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:09,667 - KEVIN'S SHIP WILL COME IN. 167 00:07:09,667 --> 00:07:11,667 I KNOW IT. 168 00:07:11,667 --> 00:07:14,834 - YOU ARE THE NICEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET, 169 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,792 AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 170 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:21,166 - HERE IS TO... 171 00:07:21,166 --> 00:07:22,959 MY ONE AND ONLY. 172 00:07:22,959 --> 00:07:25,709 I WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT. - BYE. 173 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:32,208 - YEAH, ACTUALLY YOU GUYS ARE UP RIGHT NOW, 174 00:07:32,208 --> 00:07:37,333 SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND HEAD INSIDE. 175 00:07:42,125 --> 00:07:43,542 - AFTERNOON, JANIE. 176 00:07:43,542 --> 00:07:46,375 - AFTERNOON. - A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 177 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:49,417 - THANK YOU. 178 00:07:49,417 --> 00:07:51,208 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 179 00:07:51,208 --> 00:07:53,291 - MRS. VON HOFFMAN JUST FINISHED HAVING LUNCH 180 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,041 WITH MR. JOHNSON AND HIS FAMILY. 181 00:07:55,041 --> 00:07:59,667 I HEARD HER SAY THE NEW PARTNER IS GONNA BE JOHNSON OR YOU. 182 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:02,208 - MRS. VON HOFFMAN. 183 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:05,625 - SUCH A LOVELY BOY, UNLIKE SOME WHO HAVE YET TO GROW UP. 184 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,583 - DID YOU HEAR THAT I SIGNED OUR FRIENDS ON THE COAST? 185 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:10,208 - WELL, YOU'RE MAKING ALL SORTS OF DEALS TODAY, AREN'T YOU? 186 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:12,917 - I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT. 187 00:08:12,917 --> 00:08:16,333 AND BRING THAT DELIGHTFUL GIRLFRIEND OF YOURS. 188 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,417 CIAO, DARLING. 189 00:08:27,458 --> 00:08:29,792 - ALL RIGHT? MM-HMM? 190 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,458 NICE SHOT, MR. BELLAMY 191 00:08:44,917 --> 00:08:46,291 EH? - NICE CALL, SON. 192 00:08:46,291 --> 00:08:47,500 - GOOD JOB! 193 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,333 - READY, GENTLEMEN? 194 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:53,667 - SO, EACH SAMURAI FORTIFIES A CASTLE 195 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:55,333 TO DEFEND THE NEIGHBORING VILLAGE 196 00:08:55,333 --> 00:08:57,959 FROM THE OTHER PLAYERS ON THE HEXAGONAL GRID. 197 00:08:57,959 --> 00:08:59,375 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 198 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:01,041 - IT'S PERFECT FOR AGES EIGHT TO LOSER. 199 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,458 - MM, KEVIN BASED IT ON REAL HISTORY. 200 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,041 IT'S NEAT, HUH? - IT'S FASCINATING. 201 00:09:05,041 --> 00:09:06,500 SWEETIE, DON'T WE HAVE A GALA TO GO TO? 202 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:10,792 - CAN I JUST FIX MY CONTACTS FIRST? 203 00:09:12,583 --> 00:09:14,625 - HEY, WHAT'S THAT GALA THAT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO? 204 00:09:14,625 --> 00:09:15,792 WHAT'S IT FOR? 205 00:09:15,792 --> 00:09:17,583 - MY FIRM'S JUST MOVING INTO NEWER OFFICES. 206 00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:18,625 - OH, YEAH? - YEAH. 207 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:20,375 - NEEDED A BIGGER PLACE FOR YOUR EGO? 208 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:24,333 - OKAY. 209 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,959 OKAY. READY. 210 00:09:26,959 --> 00:09:29,667 BYE, KEV. GOOD NIGHT. 211 00:09:31,333 --> 00:09:34,542 - CHECKMATE. 212 00:09:41,542 --> 00:09:44,667 TOLD YOU. - YEAH. 213 00:09:45,667 --> 00:09:48,500 - MR. DAVIS. 214 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:51,083 YOU REMEMBER JENNIFER. - HELLO, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 215 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:54,125 - WILL YOU PLEASE EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND? 216 00:09:58,750 --> 00:10:00,667 - YOUR JENNIFER'S QUITE A CATCH. 217 00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,750 - YES. 218 00:10:02,750 --> 00:10:06,542 - WHICH FIRM IS SHE WITH? - SHE'S WITH MONROY AND KLEIN. 219 00:10:06,542 --> 00:10:08,208 - IMPRESSIVE. 220 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:12,041 - SHE'S LOVELY. 221 00:10:12,041 --> 00:10:13,375 DARLING, THERE'S SOMETHING 222 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:14,709 I'VE BEEN MEANING TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 223 00:10:14,709 --> 00:10:16,375 - YES, MA'AM. 224 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:17,542 - AS YOU KNOW, 225 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:22,625 WE ARE HIRING A NEW PARTNER IN JULY. 226 00:10:22,625 --> 00:10:24,917 - I HAVEN'T REALLY GIVEN IT MUCH THOUGHT. 227 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:27,792 - OF COURSE YOU HAVEN'T. 228 00:10:27,792 --> 00:10:31,208 - WELL, A WORD TO THE WISE... 229 00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:32,875 A YOUNG MAN SHOULD BE ABLE TO PLAY THE FIELD, 230 00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:34,834 BUT A PARTNER NEEDS TO PROJECT STABILITY. 231 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,667 - I COULDN'T AGREE MORE. 232 00:10:36,667 --> 00:10:38,291 AND JENNIFER AND I HAVE BEEN GOING OUT EXCLUSIVELY 233 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,667 FOR SIX MONTHS. 234 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:41,625 - REALLY? 235 00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:46,208 I KNOW A CERTAIN RECEPTIONIST WHO WOULD BEG TO DIFFER. 236 00:10:46,208 --> 00:10:49,834 NOW, THE CHOICE IS BETWEEN YOU AND JOHNSON. 237 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,709 HIS NUMBERS AREN'T AS GOOD AS YOURS, 238 00:10:51,709 --> 00:10:53,625 BUT HE IS A SOLID FAMILY MAN. 239 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:57,458 I SEE. 240 00:10:57,458 --> 00:11:01,834 - YOUR JENNIFER WOULD MAKE SOME LUCKY MAN A FABULOUS WIFE. 241 00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:03,250 DON'T YOU AGREE? 242 00:11:03,250 --> 00:11:05,917 - YES. 243 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,917 YES, I DO. 244 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,792 - ENJOY THE PARTY. 245 00:11:17,667 --> 00:11:19,542 - I'VE GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU. 246 00:11:19,542 --> 00:11:22,750 IN THE PAST YEAR, YOU'VE REALLY PULLED YOUR LIFE TOGETHER. 247 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,875 YOU'VE GOT A NEW JOB, A GREAT BOYFRIEND. 248 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:29,792 I WAS STARTING TO WORRY THAT KEVIN WAS RUBBING OFF ON YOU. 249 00:11:29,792 --> 00:11:32,083 - WHAT? 250 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,417 YOU ARE SO WRONG ABOUT KEVIN. 251 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:36,125 HE'S ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW, 252 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,917 AND HE'S ALWAYS HAD MY BACK. 253 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:41,083 - SWEETIE, I KNOW THAT KEVIN'S YOUR BEST FRIEND, 254 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,417 AND HE'S A PUPPY DOG, 255 00:11:42,417 --> 00:11:44,834 BUT DON'T YOU SEE YOU'RE JUST ENABLING HIM? 256 00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,291 YOU WOULD ACTUALLY BE DOING HIM A FAVOR 257 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,208 BY MAKING HIM STAND ON HIS OWN TWO FEET. 258 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,917 YOU KNOW? TOUGH LOVE. 259 00:11:55,583 --> 00:11:57,709 - COME ON! 260 00:11:57,709 --> 00:11:59,834 SO MY GOLDEN TICKET CAME IN TODAY. 261 00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,750 MR. BELLAMY'S INTERESTED IN MY GAME IDEA. 262 00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,125 - THAT'S GREAT NEWS, KEV. 263 00:12:03,125 --> 00:12:04,959 - YEAH, I'VE GOT A MEETING ON SATURDAY. 264 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,667 - AH! MAN! 265 00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,834 - THE GAME IS OFF. 266 00:12:11,834 --> 00:12:13,208 BAR EXAM'S NEXT MONTH AND I'VE ONLY SLEPT 267 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:14,375 TWO HOURS THIS WEEK. 268 00:12:14,375 --> 00:12:16,458 - YEAH, WELL, YOU HAVE TO MAN UP. 269 00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:18,250 TONIGHT'S POKER NIGHT. 270 00:12:18,250 --> 00:12:20,333 - THOUGHT YOU HAD A DATE TONIGHT. 271 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:23,000 - OH, SHE SAID, UH-- SHE CANCELED. 272 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,792 I WANNA MEET SOMEBODY NICE, 273 00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:26,917 NOT TOO CRAZY. 274 00:12:26,917 --> 00:12:28,917 - THAT RULES OUT ALL YOUR PAST GIRLFRIENDS. 275 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,417 OH, WOW. 276 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,834 HEY. 277 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:36,208 - I GOTTA GET BACK TO THE LIBRARY. 278 00:12:36,208 --> 00:12:37,542 - OH, COME ON. 279 00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,417 - I'VE GOTTA READ UP ON TARTS OF CONTRACTS. 280 00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,000 - ISN'T THAT TORTS AND CONTRACTS? 281 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,625 - THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'VE GOTTA READ UP. 282 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,083 - YEAH. 283 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,125 - ANYWAY, WE DON'T ALL HAVE THREE-HOUR WORKDAYS, KEV. 284 00:12:47,125 --> 00:12:50,125 - OH, MAY I REMIND YOU, I MAY NOT PAY RENT, 285 00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:52,417 BUT THAT HOUSE RUNS SMOOTHLY. 286 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:53,625 IT'S A WIN-WIN. 287 00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,000 - MAYBE, BUT SOMEDAY, JEN IS GONNA MOVE ON, 288 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,500 AND WHEN SHE DOES, YOU GOTTA GET A REAL JOB. 289 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,125 SHE'S ALREADY GOT BRYCE. 290 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:01,500 - BRYCE IS TOTALLY WRONG FOR HER. 291 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,208 AND SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT SOON ENOUGH. 292 00:13:03,208 --> 00:13:05,208 I KNOW HER. 293 00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:10,542 WHAT A TERRIFIC EVENING. 294 00:13:10,542 --> 00:13:14,542 AND I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE ALL TIED UP WITH WORK THIS WEEK. 295 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:18,417 - WHAT COULD I SAY? I HAD TO SEE YOU. 296 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:22,250 - AND I HAD TO SEE YOU. 297 00:13:22,250 --> 00:13:25,125 - MM. 298 00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:35,417 BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE IF SOMETHING FIT. 299 00:13:35,417 --> 00:13:37,291 - SEE IF WHAT FITS? 300 00:13:37,291 --> 00:13:40,375 - COME HERE. - OKAY. 301 00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:44,959 - MY GRANDMOTHER'S ENGAGEMENT RING. 302 00:13:44,959 --> 00:13:46,458 - OH, MY GOSH. 303 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:50,917 - MY GRANDFATHER BROUGHT THIS RING FROM THE OLD COUNTRY. 304 00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,625 HE CARRIED ACROSS TWO CONTINENTS, 305 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:54,417 BUT HE USED TO SAY... 306 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:55,750 HE'D CARRY IT TO THE END OF THE EARTH 307 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:58,500 FOR THE WOMAN HE LOVED. 308 00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:03,917 AND NOW I KNOW JUST HOW HE FELT. 309 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:06,583 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 310 00:14:15,125 --> 00:14:18,917 JENNIFER... 311 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:23,875 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WILL YOU MARRY ME? 312 00:14:23,875 --> 00:14:26,875 - YES. 313 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,458 YES, OF COURSE. 314 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,333 OH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 315 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,458 IT'S A LITTLE LOOSE, BUT WOW. 316 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,458 - I'LL GET IT RESIZED. 317 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:42,709 FROM HERE ON, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE PERFECT. 318 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,333 - THANK YOU. 319 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,625 - I GOTTA CHECK MY MESSAGES. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 320 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,959 - MM-HMM. 321 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:02,750 - UH, KEV. HI DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE? 322 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,333 - YEAH! 323 00:15:04,333 --> 00:15:06,333 I'M JUST GOING THROUGH MY GAME IDEAS BOOK. 324 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:10,041 - KEV, WE NEED TO TALK. - MM-HMM. OKAY. 325 00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,709 - SO YOU KNOW HOW I SAID THAT YOU COULD STAY HERE 326 00:15:12,709 --> 00:15:14,834 UNTIL YOU GOT ON YOUR FEET? - MM-HMM. 327 00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:17,333 - BUT KEV, THAT WAS SEVEN YEARS AGO. 328 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,166 - YEAH, I KNOW. TIME FLIES. 329 00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,083 - YEAH. 330 00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:24,709 - UH, SO THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU. 331 00:15:24,709 --> 00:15:26,917 - OKAY. - I HAVE SOME NEWS. 332 00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:29,583 - YEAH? 333 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:32,417 - BRYCE PROPOSED. 334 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:37,583 BRYCE PROPOSED? 335 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,291 RE--REALLY? 336 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:41,583 WHAT? 337 00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:44,583 WOW. WHAT--WHAT DID HE SAY WHEN YOU TURNED HIM DOWN? 338 00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:47,250 HE CRIED, RIGHT? IS HE CRYING OUTSIDE? 339 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,709 - NO, KEV. 340 00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:51,333 I SAID YES. 341 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,083 - WHAT? - YES! 342 00:15:56,083 --> 00:15:58,709 - NO. - YES, I'M GETTING MARRIED. 343 00:15:58,709 --> 00:16:00,542 LOOK. - NO. NO, NO. 344 00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:01,917 YOU CAN'T MARRY SOMEONE 345 00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:03,709 AFTER ONLY KNOWING THEM FOR SIX MONTHS. 346 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:04,959 - OH, SURE YOU CAN. 347 00:16:04,959 --> 00:16:06,458 IF IT'S THE RIGHT PERSON, YES, YOU CAN. 348 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,709 - NO, NO. JE--JEN! 349 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,875 I'VE SEEN YOU TAKE LONGER PICKING OUT FRIDGE MAGNETS. 350 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:17,458 OKAY? COULD YOU JUST THINK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND? 351 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:19,750 - I HAVE. I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS. 352 00:16:21,417 --> 00:16:22,625 WOW. 353 00:16:22,625 --> 00:16:24,417 AFTER THE WEDDING, 354 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,333 BRYCE IS GONNA BE MOVING IN HERE, 355 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:30,000 SO I THINK IT'S BEST THAT-- 356 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,750 YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT. - OH! 357 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,417 WHO ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? 358 00:16:35,417 --> 00:16:36,792 AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JENNIFER? 359 00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:39,625 - KEVIN, THIS IS GONNA BE A REALLY GOOD THING FOR YOU. 360 00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:42,250 IT WILL GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO HAVE STRUCTURE IN YOUR LIFE 361 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:44,250 AND GET A REAL JOB. 362 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:45,458 - I HAVE A REAL JOB! 363 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,375 - AND NOBODY BELIEVES IN YOUR BOARD GAMES 364 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,250 AND YOUR CADDYING MORE THAN I DO. 365 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,583 - WHO'S GONNA TAKE NAPOLEON TO THE PARK? 366 00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:54,333 HMM? WHO'S GONNA FEED THE FISH? 367 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:56,125 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY. 368 00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,417 I BET YOU HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS. 369 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,083 GREEN. 370 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:02,291 YOUR SCARF IS GREEN, YOUR DRESS IS TEAL. 371 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:06,291 IT'S A FORM OF GREEN. YOU LOVE GREEN FRIDAYS. 372 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:10,834 - KEVIN... 373 00:17:10,834 --> 00:17:13,667 IT'S TIME. 374 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:17,125 IT'S GONNA BE A GOOD THING FOR YOU. 375 00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,208 I KNOW IT. 376 00:18:15,834 --> 00:18:18,166 - DAD? 377 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,875 - KEVIN, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 378 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:27,458 ABOUT BLOCKING MY CAR? 379 00:18:27,458 --> 00:18:29,792 A MAN'S HOUSE IS HIS CASTLE. 380 00:18:29,792 --> 00:18:32,875 CONSIDER MY DRIVEWAY A PIRANHA-FILLED MOAT, OKAY? 381 00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:37,166 - I'M SORRY, MR. HENDERSON. I'LL BE MORE CAREFUL. 382 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,709 - KEV, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE, KID. 383 00:18:39,709 --> 00:18:42,083 - I HAD A ROUGH NIGHT. 384 00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:46,458 - YOU SHOULD MARRY THAT GIRL. 385 00:18:55,709 --> 00:18:57,959 MR. BELLAMY. 386 00:18:57,959 --> 00:18:59,792 OH, I'M SORRY. 387 00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:02,917 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEBODY ELSE. 388 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,375 - THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 389 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:19,417 - BRYCE. 390 00:19:19,417 --> 00:19:21,250 - KEVIN. 391 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,000 WHAT-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 392 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,208 THIS ISN'T YOUR USUAL HANGOUT. 393 00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,041 - I SWAPPED. YOU TOO, I SEE. 394 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,166 - UH, THIS IS CHANDRA. CHANDRA, THIS IS KEVIN. 395 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:30,333 - HI! - HI. 396 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,250 - WHY HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE? - MM. 397 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,875 - I THOUGHT I KNEW ALL OF BRYCE'S FRIENDS. 398 00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:35,291 - ME TOO. - MM-HMM. 399 00:19:35,291 --> 00:19:37,250 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 400 00:19:40,083 --> 00:19:43,583 - CHANDRA'S A BUSINESS COLLEAGUE. 401 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,959 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU THINK YOU SAW-- 402 00:19:44,959 --> 00:19:47,125 - I KNOW WHAT I SAW, BRYCE. - LISTEN, CADDY. 403 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:50,291 I'M NOT SERIOUS ABOUT CHANDRA, BUT I AM ABOUT JENNIFER. 404 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:53,041 WE HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER. 405 00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:56,125 DON'T YOU MESS THAT UP. 406 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,291 - HI, KEVIN. - MR. BELLAMY... 407 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,291 I-I GOTTA GO. 408 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,667 JEN, I SAW SOMETHING TODAY. UM-- 409 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,959 - YEAH, I KNOW. 410 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:23,291 BRYCE TOLD ME YOU RAN INTO EACH OTHER TODAY. 411 00:20:24,458 --> 00:20:26,625 - HE DID? - YEAH. 412 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:29,083 HE HAD A MEETING WITH CHANDRA. HE SAID HE RAN INTO YOU. 413 00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,417 - YOU KNOW ABOUT HER? - YEAH, SHE'S GREAT. 414 00:20:31,417 --> 00:20:34,667 SHE HEADS UP THE MIDWEST OPERATIONS. 415 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:37,250 - WHA--OKAY. 416 00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:40,834 OKAY, WELL, BRACE YOURSELF, OKAY? 417 00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:42,208 BECAUSE I-- 418 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:46,667 I HATE TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, BUT... 419 00:20:46,667 --> 00:20:48,834 SHE WAS ALL OVER HIM. 420 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:51,417 - KEVIN, IS THIS BECAUSE YOU WANT THINGS TO GO BACK 421 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,333 TO THE WAY THEY WERE? - WHAT--NO! 422 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,625 NO! I FEEL LIKE MY BRAIN IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE! 423 00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,333 - JEN? 424 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,333 - YEP, THERE IT GOES. 425 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:05,166 - OH. AND HOW ARE MY TWO FAVORITE PEOPLE? 426 00:21:05,166 --> 00:21:06,834 - HI. - HOW'S IT PACKING, KEVIN? 427 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,333 I KNOW IT'S A BIT OF A SHOCK, 428 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:09,834 BUT YOU'RE GONNA THANK US FOR THIS ONE DAY, OKAY, BUDDY? 429 00:21:09,834 --> 00:21:12,208 HONEY, DID I LEAVE MY GOLD CUFFLINKS IN THE KITCHEN? 430 00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,583 I NEED THEM FOR MY TRIP. 431 00:21:13,583 --> 00:21:16,375 - OH, ABSOLUTELY. I WILL GO GET THEM. 432 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,375 TOO BAD, CADDY. YOUR MEAL TICKET'S BEEN PULLED. 433 00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:27,709 - OH, YOU CHEATING JERK. 434 00:21:27,709 --> 00:21:29,375 - YOU KNOW, IF I WASN'T SCHOOLED 435 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,250 IN THE TEACHINGS OF THE DALAI LAMA, 436 00:21:31,250 --> 00:21:37,250 I'D WIPE THAT SMILE RIGHT OFF YOUR TWO-TIMING FACE. 437 00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:39,375 MM. 438 00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,959 WHAT THE HECK, HUH? 439 00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:43,083 AAH! 440 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,875 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. HEY! 441 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,750 - I'LL GET 'EM TO STOP. 442 00:21:50,750 --> 00:21:53,792 DON'T MAKE ME GET MY LEAF BLOWER, YOU TWO. 443 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,083 - AAH! 444 00:22:03,250 --> 00:22:06,250 - OKAY! OKAY! 445 00:22:06,250 --> 00:22:08,083 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 446 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:09,417 - OH, HONEY. 447 00:22:09,417 --> 00:22:11,250 - IT'S A $2,000 SUIT! 448 00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:13,250 AH! HE BIT ME! 449 00:22:15,291 --> 00:22:17,625 WE'LL GET INSIDE AND WE'LL GET SOMETHING ON IT, OKAY? 450 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:18,875 KEVIN! 451 00:22:18,875 --> 00:22:21,917 - I GOT IT WORSE! HE TASTES LIKE DEODORANT! 452 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:24,583 - KEVIN. 453 00:22:24,583 --> 00:22:27,583 THAT WAS PATHETIC. 454 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,417 - IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 455 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,709 IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY, MAN! 456 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:36,291 BRYCE WANTS A TROPHY WIFE. 457 00:22:36,291 --> 00:22:38,291 HE'S TOTALLY, UTTERLY WRONG FOR HER. 458 00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:41,083 - LOOK, NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 459 00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:42,208 WHY ARE YOU REALLY SO UPSET? 460 00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:43,917 - BECAUSE IT'S JEN. 461 00:22:43,917 --> 00:22:45,709 SHE'S RUSHING INTO THIS. 462 00:22:45,709 --> 00:22:47,291 I JUST FEEL LIKE THIS FREIGHT TRAIN IS HEADING 463 00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:50,000 RIGHT TOWARD MY BEST FRIEND, AND I GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 464 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,333 IF ONLY I COULD JUST BUY A LITTLE MORE TIME. 465 00:22:52,333 --> 00:22:55,208 SHE'D SEE FOR HERSELF HOW WRONG BRYCE IS FOR HER. 466 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:56,709 AND AS HER BEST FRIEND, 467 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,333 I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO PROTECT HER. 468 00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,250 - HMM. 469 00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:01,625 THAT'S FUNNY. 470 00:23:01,625 --> 00:23:02,792 IN A LOT OF STATES, 471 00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:05,792 YOU'D PRACTICALLY BE MARRIED YOURSELVES. 472 00:23:05,792 --> 00:23:08,959 COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE ANYWAY. 473 00:23:08,959 --> 00:23:12,000 - WAIT, WHAT DO YOU-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMMON LAW? 474 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:15,625 - IT GOES BACK TO FRONTIER TIMES 475 00:23:15,625 --> 00:23:18,625 WHEN PEOPLE DIDN'T LIVE CLOSE ENOUGH TO A CITY 476 00:23:18,625 --> 00:23:21,000 TO GET MARRIED BY A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. 477 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,166 - UH-HUH. UH-HUH. 478 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,542 - LAWMAKERS KNEW THEY HAD TO DO SOMETHING 479 00:23:23,542 --> 00:23:26,166 SO THAT PEOPLE LIVING FARTHER AFIELD COULD GET MARRIED. 480 00:23:26,166 --> 00:23:28,000 SO... 481 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,000 THEY DECREED THAT IF PEOPLE LIVED TOGETHER 482 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,250 A CERTAIN PERIOD OF TIME, MET CERTAIN CONDITIONS, 483 00:23:34,250 --> 00:23:37,625 THEN THE STATE WOULD STEP IN AND MAKE THE WHOLE THING LEGAL. 484 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,375 - REALLY? 485 00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,417 - IT'S CALLED A COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE. 486 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:44,750 - AND HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT THAN A REAL MARRIAGE? 487 00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:45,959 - IT IS A REAL MARRIAGE. 488 00:23:45,959 --> 00:23:47,333 IF YOU'VE GOT A COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE, 489 00:23:47,333 --> 00:23:50,792 IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, YOU'RE A HUSBAND AND WIFE. 490 00:23:50,792 --> 00:23:54,750 - COMMON LAW. 491 00:24:03,166 --> 00:24:06,959 HI, JEN. - HI, KEV. 492 00:24:06,959 --> 00:24:08,250 - WHATCHA DOING? 493 00:24:08,250 --> 00:24:10,792 - OH, I'M JUST LOOKING UP IDEAS FOR THE RECEPTION. 494 00:24:10,792 --> 00:24:12,166 - HMM. 495 00:24:12,166 --> 00:24:14,208 - I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A GAZEBO IN THE BACKYARD 496 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:17,542 AND THIS PLACE HAS BEAUTIFUL ONES. 497 00:24:17,542 --> 00:24:20,500 - THAT'S NICE. 498 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:25,125 - SO, UH, HOW'S THE PACKING GOING? 499 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,375 - I LEARNED SOMETHING IMPORTANT TODAY. 500 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,709 SOMETHING BIG. 501 00:24:29,709 --> 00:24:32,291 - WHICH IS? 502 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:34,125 - YOU CAN'T MARRY BRYCE. 503 00:24:34,125 --> 00:24:37,041 - OKAY, KEVIN-- - YOU EVER HEARD OF COMMON LAW? 504 00:24:37,041 --> 00:24:38,542 HMM? 505 00:24:38,542 --> 00:24:40,709 WELL, COMMON LAW STATES THAT A MAN AND WOMAN 506 00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:44,709 THAT HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR SEVEN YEARS--LIKE US-- 507 00:24:44,709 --> 00:24:48,208 UH, AND THEY MEET CERTAIN CONDITIONS-- 508 00:24:48,208 --> 00:24:51,083 WELL, THEY'RE CONSIDERED MARRIED IN THE EYES OF THE LAW, 509 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:53,250 WHICH WOULD MAKE US... 510 00:24:53,250 --> 00:24:55,083 HUSBAND AND WIFE. 511 00:24:55,083 --> 00:24:56,458 - WHO TOLD YOU THAT? 512 00:24:56,458 --> 00:24:57,750 - OH, JEREMY TOLD ME THAT. 513 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,083 - OH, JEREMY. - MM-HMM. 514 00:24:59,083 --> 00:25:00,250 - JEREMY TOLD YOU THAT. 515 00:25:00,250 --> 00:25:01,917 JEREMY WHO'S PASSED THE BAR EXAM HOW MANY TIMES? 516 00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:03,583 - YEAH, OKAY. - ZERO. 517 00:25:03,583 --> 00:25:05,250 - FAIR ENOUGH. BUT, UH, JEN? 518 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:08,875 - OKAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. - YEAH. 519 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,583 OH. 520 00:25:14,917 --> 00:25:17,333 OKAY. 521 00:25:17,333 --> 00:25:19,792 THIS MARRIAGE IS GONNA TAKE A LITTLE WORK. 522 00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:27,291 - COMING! 523 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:30,959 - I DROPPED THE KIDS AT DAYCARE 524 00:25:30,959 --> 00:25:32,959 AND CAME OVER AS FAST AS I COULD. 525 00:25:32,959 --> 00:25:35,417 NOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE SITUATION. 526 00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,667 - I FEEL RIDICULOUS ASKING, 527 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,959 BUT I HAVE TO BE ABSOLUTELY SURE. 528 00:25:38,959 --> 00:25:40,625 - DON'T LOOK SO WORRIED, OKAY? - OKAY. 529 00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,041 - IN ORDER FOR SOMEONE TO BE ABLE TO ARGUE 530 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,542 THAT A COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE EXISTS, 531 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,417 THERE ARE SOME VERY SPECIFIC CONDITIONS THAT NEED TO BE MET. 532 00:25:45,417 --> 00:25:47,875 - OKAY, SO THIS IS ALL JUST NONSENSE, RIGHT? 533 00:25:47,875 --> 00:25:50,458 - OH, I'M SURE THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 534 00:25:50,458 --> 00:25:51,917 - OKAY. 535 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:54,542 - SO THERE ARE FOUR CONDITIONS THAT MUST BE MET. 536 00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:56,333 - FOUR, RIGHT. 537 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,917 - SO FIRST AND FOREMOST, 538 00:25:59,917 --> 00:26:01,417 THE COUPLE IN QUESTION NEEDS TO BE A MAN AND WOMAN 539 00:26:01,417 --> 00:26:04,458 LIVING IN A STATE WHERE COMMON LAW APPLIES, LIKE HERE. 540 00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,500 - MM-HMM. 541 00:26:05,500 --> 00:26:07,417 - RIGHT. - SECOND. 542 00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,500 THEY BOTH NEED TO HAVE LIVED IN THE SAME RESIDENCE 543 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:11,166 FOR AT LEAST SEVEN YEARS. 544 00:26:11,166 --> 00:26:13,834 SO YOU MEET BOTH THOSE THINGS. 545 00:26:13,834 --> 00:26:15,542 - MM-HMM. - MM-HMM. 546 00:26:15,542 --> 00:26:16,583 - RELAX. 547 00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:19,500 SO DO A MILLION PEOPLE, OKAY? - OKAY. 548 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:22,000 - IT'S THE LAST TWO THAT ARE DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT. 549 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,417 SO DURING THE SEVEN YEARS, 550 00:26:23,417 --> 00:26:25,583 THE COUPLE NEEDS TO HAVE, AT LEAST ONCE, 551 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:27,667 HELD THEMSELVES OUT AS A MARRIED COUPLE. 552 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,667 AND I MEAN, 553 00:26:28,667 --> 00:26:30,834 YOU NEVER DID THAT, RIGHT? - NO! 554 00:26:30,834 --> 00:26:31,917 NO. LIKE INTRODUCE HIM AS MY HUSBAND? 555 00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:32,834 - OKAY. 556 00:26:32,834 --> 00:26:33,834 - LIKE, "HI, MY NAME'S JENNIFER, 557 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:36,166 AND THIS IS MY HUSBAND, KEVIN." 558 00:26:36,166 --> 00:26:37,917 - GOOD! GOOD. THAT'S GREAT. 559 00:26:37,917 --> 00:26:40,792 AND I MEAN, YOU NEVER, LIKE, USED THE SAME LAST NAME 560 00:26:40,792 --> 00:26:42,583 ON ANY PUBLIC DOCUMENTS. 561 00:26:42,583 --> 00:26:45,917 - NO! NO, I HAVE NE-- 562 00:26:45,917 --> 00:26:47,291 - WHAT IS THAT FACE? 563 00:26:47,291 --> 00:26:49,041 - WELL, WE TOOK THAT CRUISE TO MAZATLAN, 564 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:52,709 AND I MIGHT'VE SAID THAT HE WAS MY HUSBAND 565 00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,667 SO WE'D GET THE HALF-OFF DEAL. 566 00:26:54,667 --> 00:26:56,709 - RIGHT. 567 00:26:56,709 --> 00:26:59,750 - AND, UH, DON'T FORGET THE CABLE ACCOUNT. 568 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:02,375 - AND THE CABLE ACCOUNT. 569 00:27:02,375 --> 00:27:03,875 - THAT'S ONLY THREE CONDITIONS. 570 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:06,083 THE FOURTH IS DEFINITELY THE MOST IMPORTANT. 571 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,125 - OKAY. 572 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,709 - SO THE LAW SPECIFICALLY STATES 573 00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,208 THAT AT LEAST ONE OF THE TWO PARTIES 574 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:13,709 MUST BE ABLE TO ARGUE THAT THERE WAS AN INTENTION TO MARRY 575 00:27:13,709 --> 00:27:15,875 AT SOME POINT, AND THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE THAT, 576 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,875 THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF PUBLIC EXCHANGING OF VOWS 577 00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:20,875 OR THE GIVING OF A SYMBOLIC GIFT. 578 00:27:20,875 --> 00:27:23,875 AND...THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, RIGHT? 579 00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:25,375 - NO! NO, THAT NEVER HAPPENED. 580 00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:26,750 - OKAY. 581 00:27:26,750 --> 00:27:30,583 - HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT RING? 582 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:36,709 - OW. 583 00:27:36,709 --> 00:27:39,166 - RING? WHAT RING? 584 00:27:39,166 --> 00:27:40,542 - THIS. 585 00:27:40,542 --> 00:27:43,291 WHAT? IT'S A FRIENDSHIP RING KEVIN GAVE TO ME. 586 00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,709 PLEASE. IT'S NOT WORTH ANYTHING. 587 00:27:44,709 --> 00:27:46,417 HIS MOM MADE IT WHEN SHE LIVED IN A COMMUNE 588 00:27:46,417 --> 00:27:47,917 BACK IN THE '70s. 589 00:27:47,917 --> 00:27:51,625 - SO THAT IS A FAMILY HEIRLOOM AND KEVIN GAVE IT TO YOU. 590 00:27:51,625 --> 00:27:54,583 - WHAT? 591 00:27:54,583 --> 00:27:56,083 - LOOK, JENNIFER, 592 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:58,917 THIS IS ABOUT AN ACCUMULATION OF EVIDENCE, OKAY? 593 00:27:58,917 --> 00:28:01,917 AND RIGHT NOW, EVEN KEVIN'S DOLT OF A BROTHER 594 00:28:01,917 --> 00:28:04,291 COULD POTENTIALLY ARGUE THAT THE ACCEPTANCE OF A RING, 595 00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,542 IN ITSELF, DENOTES THE IMPLIED INTENTION OF MARRIAGE. 596 00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:10,125 - SO ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT KEVIN 597 00:28:10,125 --> 00:28:13,709 MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A CASE 598 00:28:13,709 --> 00:28:17,959 THAT HE AND I ARE MARRIED? 599 00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:20,625 - UH, YES. 600 00:28:22,458 --> 00:28:25,208 - HEY, HONEY. HOW'S CHICAGO? 601 00:28:25,208 --> 00:28:26,667 - INCREDIBLE. 602 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:28,375 IT'S PURE ADRENALINE WITH ALL THESE MOVERS AND SHAKERS. 603 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,458 - BRYCE, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU. 604 00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:32,834 - SO HOW'D IT GO WITH THE CATERERS THIS MORNING? 605 00:28:32,834 --> 00:28:35,291 - UM... 606 00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:38,625 ACTUALLY, SOMETHING CAME UP. I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO-- 607 00:28:38,625 --> 00:28:40,041 - YOU MISSED HENRI? 608 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:42,667 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? 609 00:28:42,667 --> 00:28:44,458 I JUST DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO-- 610 00:28:44,458 --> 00:28:46,166 - HENRI IS A PERSONAL FRIEND AND THE BEST CHEF IN THE CITY. 611 00:28:46,166 --> 00:28:47,792 HE'S DOING THIS AS A FAVOR TO ME. 612 00:28:47,792 --> 00:28:50,208 - BRYCE, I KNOW. I'M SORRY, OKAY? 613 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,875 - NO, IT'S OKAY. I'LL HANDLE IT. 614 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:54,125 ON A LIGHTER NOTE, GUESS WHO BOOKED THE ARBORETUM. 615 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:56,083 HA, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE IT THERE. 616 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,750 I HAD TO PULL A FEW STRINGS, BUT VOILA. 617 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,208 - OH. 618 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,458 THAT'S GREAT. 619 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:03,917 - I THOUGHT YOU'D BE MORE EXCITED. 620 00:29:03,917 --> 00:29:05,667 - NO, NO, NO. I AM. 621 00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,458 IT'S--I AM. IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE, REALLY. 622 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,542 - NOW WHAT DID YOU WANNA TELL ME? 623 00:29:12,583 --> 00:29:15,250 - UM... 624 00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,500 NOTHING. 625 00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:17,625 SO... 626 00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:20,667 HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT? 627 00:29:20,667 --> 00:29:22,458 - SWEETHEART, CAN I CALL YOU BACK IN A FEW MINUTES? 628 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:24,583 - YEP. - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 629 00:29:26,667 --> 00:29:30,542 - HELLO. - HI. I'M BRYCE. 630 00:29:30,542 --> 00:29:33,125 CAN I BUY YOU GUYS A DRINK? - PLEASE. 631 00:29:33,125 --> 00:29:35,875 - YEAH. 632 00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,709 - SO AS YOU CAN SEE FROM CHART 2A, 633 00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:44,125 IN ITS FIRST STAGE OF CONSTRUCTION, 634 00:29:44,125 --> 00:29:47,750 WE ARE AT AN OCCUPANCY RATE OF 89% FOR CRYSTAL TOWERS. 635 00:29:49,542 --> 00:29:51,667 - YEAH. AH. 636 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:58,542 - EXCUSE ME JUST ONE MOMENT, PLEASE. 637 00:29:58,542 --> 00:30:01,875 THANK YOU. I'LL BE BACK. 638 00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:09,333 KEVIN. - HI. 639 00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,291 - HI. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 640 00:30:11,291 --> 00:30:13,458 - WELL, YOU'RE SO BUSY, YOU KNOW. 641 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:16,125 YOU KINDA TOOK OFF IN A HURRY AND YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH. 642 00:30:16,125 --> 00:30:17,542 - KEVIN-- - YEAH? 643 00:30:17,542 --> 00:30:21,375 - I JUST HEARD THE GOOD NEWS. CONGRATULATIONS! 644 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:23,500 - THANKS! - FOR WHAT? 645 00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:25,667 - WELL, YOU TWO OF COURSE. 646 00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,500 JEN. 647 00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:30,417 HA! I MEAN, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KEPT THIS QUIET. 648 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,583 HEY, BY THE WAY, WHERE ARE YOU GUYS REGISTERED? 649 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:34,083 - UH-- 650 00:30:34,083 --> 00:30:37,417 - WE ARE NOT REGISTERED. 651 00:30:37,417 --> 00:30:40,417 I WILL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT LATER. 652 00:30:40,417 --> 00:30:43,667 - OKAY. 653 00:30:43,667 --> 00:30:45,250 - I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY, I-- 654 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,625 I WAS OUTSIDE AND THEY WERE ASKING ME 655 00:30:46,625 --> 00:30:48,583 WHO I WAS GONNA COME IN HERE AND SEE. 656 00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,291 AND I MIGHT'VE BLURTED OUT THAT-- 657 00:30:50,291 --> 00:30:51,959 - THAT I WAS YOUR... 658 00:30:51,959 --> 00:30:53,291 WIFE. 659 00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:54,917 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? 660 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:56,458 THEY WEREN'T GONNA LET ME IN HERE, JEN. 661 00:30:56,458 --> 00:30:58,792 I ONLY TOLD THE RECEPTIONIST AND THE DOORMAN. 662 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:01,083 - THERE IS NO DOORMAN IN THIS BUILDING! 663 00:31:01,083 --> 00:31:05,583 - NICE GUY. ASIAN MAN. 664 00:31:05,583 --> 00:31:09,375 - KEVIN... 665 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:14,125 THAT IS MR. FUJIMURA, MY BIGGEST CLIENT. 666 00:31:15,625 --> 00:31:17,000 OKAY. - THIS IS-- 667 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,333 - YEP. GREAT, THANK YOU. 668 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:25,792 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ME AND KEVIN A COUPLE. 669 00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:29,792 I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING SO ABSURD? 670 00:31:29,792 --> 00:31:32,667 - NO, BUT... 671 00:31:32,667 --> 00:31:34,333 AS YOUR LEGAL COUNSEL, 672 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:37,959 I'M GONNA NEED ALL OF THE FACTS, YOU KNOW? 673 00:31:37,959 --> 00:31:41,333 TELL ME YOU GUYS WERE NEVER ROMANTIC, PLEASE. 674 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:44,125 WITH KEVIN? 675 00:31:44,125 --> 00:31:45,500 - YEAH. 676 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:47,333 - NO! ARE YOU CRAZY? 677 00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:50,333 - SOME WOMEN MIGHT FALL FOR HIS WHOLE HOPELESS TEDDY BEAR THING. 678 00:31:55,583 --> 00:31:57,375 - YES, YES, YES. 679 00:31:57,375 --> 00:32:00,333 OKAY. OKAY, GOOD, GOOD. I LIKE THAT. OKAY. 680 00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,333 - HMM. 681 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:02,333 - OOH, I LIKE THAT, THE OFFERING. 682 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:03,667 A PEACE OFFERING? 683 00:32:03,667 --> 00:32:06,291 NICE! LET'S SEE THE PACIFIST. 684 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:09,875 - OOH, THAT'S PEACEFUL. HA HA. 685 00:32:09,875 --> 00:32:11,458 HEY, JEN. UM... 686 00:32:11,458 --> 00:32:13,375 WE WERE JUST TAKING PICTURES 687 00:32:13,375 --> 00:32:14,959 FOR THE WARRIOR CARDS IN THE GAME. 688 00:32:14,959 --> 00:32:17,834 - SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT PUT KEVIN UP TO ALL THIS, HUH? 689 00:32:17,834 --> 00:32:19,709 AND YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A LAWYER? 690 00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:22,375 - WELL, I'M HOPING TO GO INTO ENVIRONMENTAL LAW, SO-- 691 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:23,709 - YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A REAL LAWYER 692 00:32:23,709 --> 00:32:26,000 IF SHE WALKED UP AND SHE BIT YOU. 693 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,291 - KEVIN, YOU AND ME! OUTSIDE! 694 00:32:28,291 --> 00:32:29,583 - WHAT? 695 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:33,083 BUT I DIDN'T--OW! 696 00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:36,041 - KEVIN, THAT STUNT YOU PULLED AT MY OFFICE TODAY 697 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:37,375 WAS COMPLETELY OUT OF LINE! 698 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:39,125 - I WAS BRINGING YOU LUNCH. 699 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,917 I WAS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL. 700 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:43,583 I WAS TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT A HUSBAND CAN SHARE THE LOAD. 701 00:32:43,583 --> 00:32:45,083 - OH, YOU WANNA SHARE THE LOAD? 702 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:47,000 THEN DEAL WITH THIS. 703 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,750 I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET MY JAPANESE FINANCERS 704 00:32:48,750 --> 00:32:50,083 FOR DINNER TONIGHT, 705 00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,709 AND SINCE YOU INTRODUCED YOURSELF AS MY HUSBAND, 706 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,709 NOW THEY WANT US BOTH TO COME CELEBRATE. 707 00:32:54,709 --> 00:32:56,875 - OH. 708 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,375 YEAH, THAT'S MY BAD. 709 00:33:07,166 --> 00:33:09,125 - KEVIN SHOULD BE HERE ANY MOMENT. 710 00:33:09,125 --> 00:33:12,083 - AH. 711 00:33:15,792 --> 00:33:18,291 - HI. I'M JUST HERE-- - OH, THERE HE IS NOW. 712 00:33:19,750 --> 00:33:21,417 WILL YOU EXCUSE ME JUST A MOMENT? 713 00:33:21,417 --> 00:33:23,083 - PLEASE. 714 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,083 - HI. 715 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:33,000 - OKAY, SO DO WHAT WE REHEARSED. - YES. 716 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,458 - YOU'RE ONLY GONNA BE HERE A FEW MINUTES, 717 00:33:34,458 --> 00:33:35,875 AND THEN YOU'RE JUST GONNA GO, OKAY? 718 00:33:35,875 --> 00:33:37,166 - RELAX. 719 00:33:37,166 --> 00:33:38,917 - OKAY. 720 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:41,250 MM? MADAM. 721 00:33:41,250 --> 00:33:42,792 - NO. - OKAY, NO FRENCH. GOT IT. 722 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,125 - NO FRENCH. - WE UP HERE? 723 00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:46,667 - AH, PLEASE. 724 00:33:47,834 --> 00:33:52,458 - MR. FUJIMURA, THIS IS MY... 725 00:33:52,458 --> 00:33:53,875 - HUSBAND. - KEVIN. 726 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,834 - AH. 727 00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:57,333 - OH, . 728 00:33:57,333 --> 00:33:59,500 - WE ARE MOST HONORED TO FORMALLY MEET 729 00:33:59,500 --> 00:34:01,792 THE NEW HUSBAND OF JENNIFER. 730 00:34:01,792 --> 00:34:02,917 - AH. 731 00:34:02,917 --> 00:34:04,583 - WE CONGRATULATE YOU. 732 00:34:04,583 --> 00:34:07,458 - OH. - PLEASE SIT DOWN. 733 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:09,625 EVERYONE, PLEASE. 734 00:34:09,625 --> 00:34:11,875 - THANK YOU. 735 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,000 I CAN DO IT. OKAY. - OH, OKAY. GOTCHA. 736 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,166 - CAN I OFFER YOU SOME WINE? - UH, YES, PLEASE. 737 00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:25,458 - MAY I ASK WHAT KIND OF WORK YOU DO, MR. KEVIN? 738 00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:29,333 - WELL, UH, I AM CURRENTLY ACTIVE 739 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:34,792 IN THE RECREATIONAL SERVICES INDUSTRY, 740 00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:37,333 SPECIFICALLY THE GOLF SECTOR. 741 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:42,083 AND I MEAN THAT I THINK OF MY BEST IDEAS 742 00:34:42,083 --> 00:34:43,583 ON THE GOLF COURSE. 743 00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:45,500 - OH, HOW SMART. 744 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,583 - ENOUGH ABOUT ME THOUGH, HUH? 745 00:34:50,583 --> 00:34:53,041 UM, LET'S TOAST TO YOUR NEW VENTURE. 746 00:34:53,041 --> 00:34:55,333 - AH. 747 00:34:56,375 --> 00:34:58,709 EXCELLENT. 748 00:34:58,709 --> 00:35:01,500 WE ARE MOST EXCITED TO MOVE FORWARD. 749 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:05,125 HOWEVER, THERE IS A SMALL COMPLICATION 750 00:35:05,125 --> 00:35:08,458 THAT IS RISEN WITH THE BOARD. 751 00:35:08,458 --> 00:35:10,500 MY COWORKER HAS INFORMED ME 752 00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:14,500 THAT SEVERAL OF THE ZONING PERMITS 753 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:19,709 ARE STILL OUTSTANDING IN THIS PROJECT. 754 00:35:19,709 --> 00:35:21,667 - UH, IF I MAY-- - KEVIN, IT'S FINE. 755 00:35:21,667 --> 00:35:23,041 - IT'S OKAY. I GOT THIS. 756 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,875 UM... 757 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:27,834 LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY ABOUT JENNIFER HERE. 758 00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,166 A COUPLE YEARS BACK, 759 00:35:29,166 --> 00:35:31,542 OUR GARBAGE CANS KEPT GETTING KNOCKED OVER 760 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:33,291 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT EVERY NIGHT. 761 00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,709 DID A LITTLE INVESTIGATING. 762 00:35:35,709 --> 00:35:38,583 TURNS OUT WE HAD A BIG FAMILY OF RACCOONS 763 00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,625 THAT HAD MOVED IN UNDERNEATH OUR HOUSE. 764 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,709 AND SINCE IT WAS, LIKE, THANKSGIVING WEEKEND, 765 00:35:45,709 --> 00:35:46,750 THE ANIMAL CONTROL GUY 766 00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:48,417 COULDN'T DO A DARN THING ABOUT IT. 767 00:35:48,417 --> 00:35:49,667 - WHERE IS THE WAITER? 768 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,542 - WE HAD 20 PEOPLE COMING OVER FOR DINNER. 769 00:35:51,542 --> 00:35:52,792 - OKAY. 770 00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:54,083 - JEN, HERE, WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER, 771 00:35:54,083 --> 00:35:56,500 SO WITH JUST AN ADDRESS BOOK AND A DYING CELL PHONE, 772 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,417 BAM!-- IN 30 MINUTES FLAT, 773 00:35:58,417 --> 00:36:01,083 SHE HAD THE DEPUTY MAYOR HIMSELF 774 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:04,250 CRAWLING AROUND UNDERNEATH OUR HOUSE WITH A FLASHLIGHT. 775 00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:09,000 PROBLEM SOLVED, AND... 776 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,333 YOU KNOW, THE POINT OF THE STORY 777 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:14,208 IS THAT JENNIFER HERE-- THERE IS NOTHING... 778 00:36:14,208 --> 00:36:18,208 THAT SHE CAN'T ACCOMPLISH OR ACHIEVE. 779 00:36:18,208 --> 00:36:20,041 SHE SAYS SHE'S GONNA GET YOU THOSE PERMITS, 780 00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:22,583 WELL, BY GOLLY, SHE'S GONNA DO IT. 781 00:36:33,291 --> 00:36:37,458 I SHALL RELAY THAT TO THE BOARD. 782 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,959 - THAT-THAT'S GREAT! 783 00:36:41,959 --> 00:36:43,333 WOW! 784 00:36:43,333 --> 00:36:45,333 YOU KNOW, I KNOW WE DON'T REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER, 785 00:36:45,333 --> 00:36:47,375 BUT I THINK WE ALL HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON HERE. 786 00:36:47,375 --> 00:36:48,834 WE ALL THINK JENNIFER HERE 787 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:51,000 IS JUST PRETTY DARN AMAZING, RIGHT? 788 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,458 HUH? KANPAI! KANPAI! - YES, KANPAI. 789 00:36:53,458 --> 00:36:54,792 - KANPAI! - KANPAI. 790 00:36:54,792 --> 00:36:56,291 - WHOO! 791 00:36:56,291 --> 00:37:00,208 YEAH! GET IN THERE! TO JENNIFER. 792 00:37:00,208 --> 00:37:03,583 - SALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 793 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:04,959 - IS IT HORRIBLE? IT'S HORRIBLE. 794 00:37:04,959 --> 00:37:06,291 IS IT TERRIBLE? 795 00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:09,125 - NO. KEVIN ACTUALLY-- HE'S BEING AMAZING. 796 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:12,709 HE PULLED THIS WHOLE THING OFF AND HE EVEN SAVED THE DAY. 797 00:37:12,709 --> 00:37:14,458 - THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY. 798 00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:16,667 - I KNOW. - HOW LONG DID HE STICK AROUND? 799 00:37:16,667 --> 00:37:18,125 - UH, HE'S STILL HERE. HE'S AT THE TABLE. 800 00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:19,625 - WAIT, YOU LEFT KEVIN ALONE 801 00:37:19,625 --> 00:37:21,125 AT A TABLE WITH YOUR MOST IMPORTANT CLIENT? 802 00:37:21,125 --> 00:37:25,500 - AND NOW THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF KEVIN DUNCAN. 803 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:29,458 - I HAVE TO GO. - YEAH, OKAY, BYE. 804 00:37:29,458 --> 00:37:31,667 - THIS IS THE CAPTAIN OF THE PINAFORE. 805 00:37:31,667 --> 00:37:32,959 - KEVIN! - YEAH. 806 00:37:32,959 --> 00:37:35,166 - THIS IS NOT A KARAOKE BAR. - OH, YES, IT IS. 807 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:37,500 FOR THE H.M.S. PINAFORE, YES, IT IS! RIGHT? 808 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,750 - I'M TOTALLY GONNA LOSE MY JOB. 809 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:41,125 MR. FUJIMURA, I AM SO SORRY. THIS WHOLE THING-- 810 00:37:41,125 --> 00:37:44,458 - I KNOW THIS SONG! THAT'S HOW I LEARN ENGLISH. 811 00:37:44,458 --> 00:37:47,458 - OOH! 812 00:37:54,083 --> 00:37:55,792 ♪ I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THE PINAFORE ♪ 813 00:37:55,792 --> 00:37:58,125 ♪ AND A RIGHT GOOD CAPTAIN TOO ♪ 814 00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,500 ♪ YOU'RE VERY, VERY GOOD AND BE IT UNDERSTOOD ♪ 815 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,542 ♪ I COMMAND A RIGHT GOOD CREW ♪ 816 00:38:02,542 --> 00:38:04,875 both: ♪ WE'RE VERY, VERY GOOD AND BE IT UNDERSTOOD ♪ 817 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:07,166 ♪ HE COMMANDS A RIGHT GOOD CREW ♪ 818 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,333 - ♪ THOUGH RELATED TO A PEER I CAN HAND, REEF, AND STEER ♪ 819 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:11,750 ♪ AND SHIP A SELVAGEE ♪ 820 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:15,625 ♪ I AM NEVER KNOWN TO QUAIL AT THE FURY OF A GALE ♪ 821 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:17,750 ♪ AND I'M NEVER, NEVER SICK AT SEA ♪ 822 00:38:17,750 --> 00:38:20,375 - ♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪ - ♪ NO, NEVER ♪ 823 00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:25,083 - ♪ WHAT, NEVER? ♪ - ♪ WELL, HARDLY EVER ♪ 824 00:38:25,083 --> 00:38:29,667 - ♪ HE'S HARDLY EVER SICK AT SEA ♪ 825 00:38:29,667 --> 00:38:32,625 both: ♪ THEN GIVE THREE CHEERS AND ONE CHEER MORE ♪ 826 00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:35,083 ♪ FOR THE HARDY CAPTAIN OF THE PINAFORE ♪ 827 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,583 ♪ THEN GIVE THREE CHEERS AND ONE CHEER MORE ♪ 828 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:40,500 ♪ FOR THE CAPTAIN OF THE PINAFORE ♪ 829 00:38:47,917 --> 00:38:49,417 - YEAH! FANTASTIC! 830 00:38:49,417 --> 00:38:51,750 TRIPLE THREAT. TRIPLE THREAT. 831 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:53,417 RIGHT? 832 00:38:53,417 --> 00:38:54,750 - NO. - YES. 833 00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:58,458 MR. FUJIMURA, EVERYBODY. 834 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:07,917 - I MEAN, WHO KNEW MR. FUJIMURA COULD SING? 835 00:39:07,917 --> 00:39:10,041 I KNOW. 836 00:39:10,041 --> 00:39:11,500 HE'S A TRIPLE THREAT. 837 00:39:11,500 --> 00:39:14,125 HE CAN SING, HE CAN DANCE. HIS ORIGAMI CRANES-- 838 00:39:14,125 --> 00:39:16,208 TERRIFIC. 839 00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,458 I THINK HE HAD A GOOD TIME. 840 00:39:18,458 --> 00:39:20,041 HE SAID NEXT TIME HE VISITS, 841 00:39:20,041 --> 00:39:22,208 HE'S BRINGING HIS WIFE MICHIKO AND THE KIDS. 842 00:39:23,959 --> 00:39:25,709 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 843 00:39:25,709 --> 00:39:27,792 - WAS THAT A LAUGH? 844 00:39:27,792 --> 00:39:29,875 - OH, NO, I'M STILL VERY ANGRY AT YOU. 845 00:39:33,709 --> 00:39:35,750 NO. 846 00:39:35,750 --> 00:39:39,458 YOU DID GOOD. 847 00:39:39,458 --> 00:39:42,166 IT REALLY WAS AN UNFORGETTABLE EVENING, SO... 848 00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:43,834 THANK YOU, KEV. 849 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:45,542 - OH, IT'S NOT OVER YET. 850 00:39:45,542 --> 00:39:48,458 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 851 00:39:48,458 --> 00:39:50,375 WHAT THE--KEVIN! 852 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:51,834 all: SURPRISE! 853 00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:57,792 - BEHOLD, THE WEDDING RECEPTION WE'VE NEVER HAD. 854 00:39:59,041 --> 00:40:01,500 - YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 855 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:02,834 YEAH! 856 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,208 - YEAH. 857 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:14,166 - I MUST ADMIT, YOU THROW A GREAT PARTY FOR A DEAD MAN. 858 00:40:14,166 --> 00:40:16,333 - THANK YOU. 859 00:40:16,333 --> 00:40:19,208 MM-MM. 860 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,834 - MR. HENDERSON, I AM SO SORRY. 861 00:40:21,834 --> 00:40:23,208 ARE WE BEING TOO LOUD? I'M SO-- 862 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:24,667 - FOR YEARS, I'VE BEEN SAYING 863 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:27,500 THESE TWO CHARACTERS OUGHT TO GET HITCHED. 864 00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:30,542 AND NOW YOU HAVE, YOU SLY MONKEYS! 865 00:40:32,834 --> 00:40:35,333 - THANK YOU, BUT...NO. 866 00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:36,667 - WOULD YOU PLEASE TRY TO GET KEVIN 867 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:39,166 TO STOP BLOCKING MY DRIVEWAY WITH HIS CAR? 868 00:40:39,166 --> 00:40:40,375 THAT WAY I WON'T BE OVER HERE 869 00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:41,709 BANGING ON YOUR DOOR ALL THE TIME. 870 00:40:41,709 --> 00:40:42,875 - UH-- - UH, WILL DO. 871 00:40:42,875 --> 00:40:44,000 - ALL RIGHT. PAR-TAY. 872 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,083 - MOVE YOUR CAR. - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 873 00:40:45,083 --> 00:40:47,000 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 874 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,834 WHOO! - MM. 875 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:27,875 - JEN! 876 00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:29,917 BABE, YOU HERE? 877 00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:33,291 - BRYCE? 878 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:34,792 YOU'RE BACK EARLY. 879 00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,458 - YES. YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU CHECKED YOUR MESSAGES. 880 00:41:36,458 --> 00:41:37,667 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? 881 00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,667 EVERYTHING HAS BEEN EXTREMELY CRAZY. 882 00:41:39,667 --> 00:41:42,250 - YEAH, SO I SEE. 883 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:45,208 "CONGRATULATIONS, NEWLYWEDS." 884 00:41:45,208 --> 00:41:46,875 DID KEVIN FINALLY SNAP 885 00:41:46,875 --> 00:41:48,375 AND SEND AWAY FOR A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE? 886 00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,667 - N-- - COME HERE. 887 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:52,041 - ACTUALLY... 888 00:41:52,041 --> 00:41:54,959 TURNS OUT JEN AND I ARE MARRIED. 889 00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:59,625 CRAZY, RIGHT? HOW WAS CHICAGO? 890 00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:01,667 - THIS IS--THIS IS A-- A JOKE, RIGHT? 891 00:42:01,667 --> 00:42:04,041 - NO! WE DIDN'T GET MARRIED. 892 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,500 THIS IS A BIG MISTAKE. IT JUST--IT GOES WAY BACK. 893 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:08,000 - WAY BACK. 894 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,709 YEAH, THERE'S HISTORY HERE. 895 00:42:09,709 --> 00:42:12,667 HISTORY THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND. 896 00:42:12,667 --> 00:42:14,834 - DON'T WORRY, BRYCE. - LET ME EXPLAIN. 897 00:42:14,834 --> 00:42:17,959 SEE, JENNIFER AND I HAVE WHAT'S CALLED 898 00:42:17,959 --> 00:42:21,792 A "COMMON-LAW MARRIAGE." 899 00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:22,792 - AND YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THIS FROM ME? 900 00:42:22,792 --> 00:42:24,291 - NO, NO. 901 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:26,250 KEVIN DRUDGED UP THIS WHOLE COMMON LAW THING 902 00:42:26,250 --> 00:42:27,625 AND I HAD NO IDEA, 903 00:42:27,625 --> 00:42:29,291 AND I DIDN'T THINK THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND. 904 00:42:29,291 --> 00:42:30,458 - YOU'RE RIGHT, I DON'T. 905 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:31,709 - BRYCE, IT'S JUST TEMPORARY, OKAY? 906 00:42:31,709 --> 00:42:34,125 I AM GOING TO HANDLE ALL OF THIS-- 907 00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:36,041 THIS WHOLE THING SOON ENOUGH. - WELL, YOU BETTER. 908 00:42:36,041 --> 00:42:39,083 YOU GET RID OF THIS PARASITE OR OUR WEDDING IS OFF. 909 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:44,083 OH! AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, CHICAGO WAS GREAT. 910 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:46,333 - OH. 911 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:06,458 - SALLY? - HEY, JEN. 912 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:09,291 OKAY, SO I'VE BEEN GOING OVER THIS CRAZY COMMON LAW CLAIM 913 00:43:09,291 --> 00:43:10,834 WITH EVERYONE AT THE LAW FIRM, 914 00:43:10,834 --> 00:43:14,458 AND IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF OPTIONS. 915 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:15,917 ONE, WE CAN FIGHT THIS IN COURT, 916 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:18,333 AND YOU CAN SPEND A LOTTA TIME AND A LOTTA MONEY AND MAYBE WIN. 917 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:20,000 BUT EVEN IF WE DO WIN, 918 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,458 YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET TO MARRY BRYCE ANYTIME SOON. 919 00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,041 TWO, YOU CAN GET KEVIN TO SIGN A DOCUMENT 920 00:43:24,041 --> 00:43:25,583 WAIVING ANY COMMON LAW CLAIM, 921 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:27,875 WHICH HE WON'T DO UNLESS HE HAS TO, 922 00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:30,542 AND DOESN'T HAVE TO UNLESS YOU MAKE HIM. 923 00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:32,041 - LOOK. 924 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:35,291 AS GREAT OF A GUY AS KEVIN IS, HE'S ALWAYS BEEN A QUITTER. 925 00:43:35,291 --> 00:43:36,834 IF YOU CAN MAKE KEVIN'S LIFE MISERABLE 926 00:43:36,834 --> 00:43:38,250 FOR JUST A FEW HOURS, 927 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,208 SHOW HIM WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REAL HUSBAND, 928 00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:41,750 I THINK HE'LL CRACK AND SIGN ANYTHING. 929 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,375 - OH, YOU THINK? I DON'T KNOW. 930 00:43:43,375 --> 00:43:45,792 - IT'LL TAKE A DAY, A WEEK TOPS. 931 00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,041 - I DON'T KNOW. 932 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:48,583 - HONEY, THIS IS THE ONLY OPTION. 933 00:43:48,583 --> 00:43:50,375 IN THE END, KEVIN'LL THANK YOU, 934 00:43:50,375 --> 00:43:52,834 BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GO SOFT. 935 00:43:52,834 --> 00:43:55,709 TRUST ME. KEVIN FOLDS EVERY TIME. 936 00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:57,625 - I HOPE SO. 937 00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:58,875 - OKAY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 938 00:43:58,875 --> 00:44:01,834 - OKAY, BYE. 939 00:44:09,083 --> 00:44:11,041 - OW! - GOOD MORNING, SWEETIE PIE. 940 00:44:11,041 --> 00:44:12,458 SINCE YOU ARE MY HUSBAND, 941 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,208 TODAY YOU GET TO HELP ME DO SOME HUSBAND-Y THINGS. 942 00:44:15,208 --> 00:44:17,875 - CAN WE REVISIT THIS IN, LIKE, FOUR TO SIX HOURS? 943 00:44:17,875 --> 00:44:20,250 - NO, I'M SORRY. WE HAVE A HOUSEHOLD TO RUN. 944 00:44:20,250 --> 00:44:23,166 - I--NO. 945 00:44:23,166 --> 00:44:25,083 OKAY. 946 00:44:25,083 --> 00:44:26,417 - THESE ARE THE BILLS. 947 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:28,125 THIS IS A MORTGAGE WE NEED TO REFINANCE 948 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,417 TO GET BETTER INTEREST RATES. 949 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,542 THESE ARE SOME BROCHURES 950 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:31,667 SO YOU CAN CALL THE VARIOUS AGENTS 951 00:44:31,667 --> 00:44:33,417 TO EVALUATE THEIR RE-FI OFFER. 952 00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:34,917 THESE ARE CHARTS FOR LIFE INSURANCE. 953 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,291 - AND HERE'S A WARRANTY FOR THE BROKEN DISHWASHER. 954 00:44:38,291 --> 00:44:40,083 IT MAY HAVE EXPIRED. 955 00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:41,583 BUT YOU CAN HANDLE ALL THAT, RIGHT, HONEY? 956 00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:45,917 - CAN I PHONE IN A LIFELINE, PLEASE? 957 00:44:50,917 --> 00:44:55,166 HEY, HONEY. 958 00:44:55,166 --> 00:44:57,333 OH, SO I JUST GOT DONE MOWING THE LAWN, 959 00:44:57,333 --> 00:44:59,959 BALANCING THE CHECKBOOK, PAYING OUR BILLS, 960 00:44:59,959 --> 00:45:01,500 AND I TOOK IT UPON MYSELF 961 00:45:01,500 --> 00:45:03,000 TO SET UP A SEP-IRA FOR US. 962 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,333 - OKAY, GREAT. 963 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,834 CALL THE SHOP AND SEE WHEN MY CAR IS GONNA BE READY. 964 00:45:06,834 --> 00:45:08,166 THEN DROP OFF THE DRY-CLEANING. 965 00:45:08,166 --> 00:45:09,709 THEN GO TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD ASSOCIATION MEETING. 966 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:11,208 THEY NEED HELP WITH THE BAKE SALE. 967 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,500 AND THERE'S A FEW OTHER THINGS ON HERE, 968 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:13,625 BUT DON'T WORRY. 969 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,792 I MADE AN HOURLY SCHEDULE FOR YOU. 970 00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:23,583 - JEN... 971 00:45:23,583 --> 00:45:26,458 DO YOU WANT A HUSBAND, A CHAUFFEUR, 972 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,041 OR A PERSONAL ASSISTANT? 973 00:45:28,041 --> 00:45:30,625 - YES. 974 00:45:33,333 --> 00:45:34,667 SO YOU READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL? 975 00:45:39,709 --> 00:45:43,083 OH, ACTUALLY... 976 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,083 I'M READY TO STEP UP MY GAME. 977 00:46:31,834 --> 00:46:33,917 - SO HOW ARE THINGS WITH KEVIN? 978 00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,875 - HE SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT WORKING ON THE GAZEBO. 979 00:46:35,875 --> 00:46:37,625 - WOW. 980 00:46:37,625 --> 00:46:39,875 THAT DOESN'T SOUND AT ALL LIKE KEVIN. 981 00:46:39,875 --> 00:46:41,333 - I KNOW. I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. 982 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:42,667 - I DON'T KNOW, YOU NEED TO, LIKE, 983 00:46:42,667 --> 00:46:45,667 RAISE THE STAKES OR SOMETHING. 984 00:46:47,709 --> 00:46:49,750 - WHAT? WHAT'S THAT? 985 00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,709 - OH, KEVIN? 986 00:46:51,709 --> 00:46:53,959 SALLY AND I HAVE A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN 987 00:46:53,959 --> 00:46:57,208 AND SHE'S GOT THE KIDS. 988 00:46:57,208 --> 00:47:00,417 YOU WOULDN'T MIND BABYSITTING FOR US, WOULD YOU? 989 00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:07,166 - ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA MEET THE GUYS, 990 00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,625 SHOOT SOME HOOPS, YOU KNOW? 991 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:09,750 - OH. 992 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:12,125 - OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. - YEAH. 993 00:47:12,125 --> 00:47:15,083 - I MEAN, A HUSBAND HAS TO HAVE NATURAL FATHERING INSTINCTS. 994 00:47:15,083 --> 00:47:17,750 - IT'S SO IMPORTANT. - VERY IMPORTANT. 995 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:19,750 - IT'S, LIKE, THE MOST IMPORTANT. 996 00:47:19,750 --> 00:47:21,250 - THE MOST IMPORTANT. 997 00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:24,250 - MM-HMM. - MM. 998 00:47:25,625 --> 00:47:26,917 HMM. 999 00:47:28,250 --> 00:47:31,208 I'M JUST GONNA--JUST GONNA TAKE THIS AWAY FROM YOU. 1000 00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,583 LET GO. LET GO, LET GO, LET GO. 1001 00:47:33,583 --> 00:47:36,417 LET GO! 1002 00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,166 SALLY SAYS YOU'RE WHAT HAPPENS IF I DON'T DO WELL IN SCHOOL. 1003 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:41,709 - OH, YEAH? 1004 00:47:41,709 --> 00:47:43,125 DU-DOY! 1005 00:47:43,125 --> 00:47:44,875 - HUH? HUH? 1006 00:47:44,875 --> 00:47:46,458 YOU WANNA FIGHT DIRTY, HUH? 1007 00:47:50,208 --> 00:47:54,917 - ♪ DON'T FOLLOW ME, I COULD BE WRONG ♪ 1008 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:59,000 ♪ IT'S IN THE AIR, SOON I'LL BE GONE ♪ 1009 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,333 ♪ STUCK HERE INSIDE THESE FOUR STONE WALLS ♪ 1010 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:07,583 ♪ I'M LEAVING NOW IF I GOT TO CRAWL ♪ 1011 00:48:07,583 --> 00:48:12,792 ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY ♪ 1012 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:13,959 - WITH THE NOSE ON! - ♪ COME FRIDAY NIGHT ♪ 1013 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:17,500 ♪ I'M MILES AWAY ♪ 1014 00:48:21,333 --> 00:48:23,500 - YEAH! COME ON! HIT IT AGAIN! HYAH! 1015 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,000 - YA! - YEAH! 1016 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,333 NOW WATCH, LISTEN, AND LEARN, HUH? 1017 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 - ♪ I'M GONNA BREAK OUT TONIGHT ♪ 1018 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:41,417 ♪ YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET TO ME, PUTTING ON THE FREEZE ♪ 1019 00:48:41,417 --> 00:48:43,083 ♪ YOU WERE MISTAKEN ♪ 1020 00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:48,000 ♪ I'M NOT DOWN ON MY KNEES ♪ 1021 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,291 - DO YOU THINK THEY KILLED HIM? 1022 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,709 - I FEEL KINDA BAD, BUT I'M ALSO MORBIDLY CURIOUS. 1023 00:48:53,709 --> 00:48:55,250 - WELL, IF THERE'S ONE THING THOSE KIDS CAN DO 1024 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:57,375 IT IS CRUSH SOMEONE'S SPIRIT. 1025 00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,417 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1026 00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:09,041 THANKS, YOU GUYS ARE TOO KIND. 1027 00:49:09,041 --> 00:49:10,375 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1028 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:12,542 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1029 00:49:22,917 --> 00:49:24,583 - BRYCE, SWEETHEART, 1030 00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:27,208 EVERYTHING IS MOVING AHEAD JUST FINE. 1031 00:49:27,208 --> 00:49:30,083 THIS KEVIN PROBLEM WILL BE SOLVED SHORTLY. 1032 00:49:30,083 --> 00:49:31,834 - WELL, I HOPE SO. 1033 00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:33,750 THE VON HOFFMAN'S ASKED US TO THEIR ANNIVERSARY RECEPTION 1034 00:49:33,750 --> 00:49:35,083 THIS WEEKEND AT THE CLUB, 1035 00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:36,333 AND WHEN THEY SAID "BRING YOUR FIANCEE," 1036 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:37,667 IT WAS ALL I COULD DO NOT TO BLURT OUT, 1037 00:49:37,667 --> 00:49:38,750 "SHE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE." 1038 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:40,542 - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 1039 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:41,875 - LISTEN, BABE, CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 1040 00:49:41,875 --> 00:49:44,458 I'M REALLY BUSY RIGHT NOW. 1041 00:49:44,458 --> 00:49:46,083 ALL RIGHT, BYE. 1042 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,667 - BYE. 1043 00:49:58,208 --> 00:49:59,458 - KEV. 1044 00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,917 - HEY. 1045 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,333 - YOU MISSED ANOTHER POKER NIGHT. 1046 00:50:02,333 --> 00:50:03,417 - YEAH. 1047 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,125 - NOT TO MENTION BASKETBALL TODAY. 1048 00:50:05,125 --> 00:50:07,417 - I KNOW. I'M--I'M SORRY, MAN. 1049 00:50:07,417 --> 00:50:08,583 - WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU? 1050 00:50:08,583 --> 00:50:10,542 YOU NEVER WANNA HANG OUT ANYMORE. 1051 00:50:10,542 --> 00:50:12,750 - I GOT ALL THESE RESPONSIBILITIES NOW, RIGHT? 1052 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,375 I GOT THE BILLS. I GOT THE MORTGAGE. 1053 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:16,208 I GOT THE KIDS. - KIDS? 1054 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:18,041 HA, THAT WAS QUICK. 1055 00:50:18,041 --> 00:50:19,792 I THINK YOU'RE LETTING THIS GET TO YOUR HEAD. 1056 00:50:19,792 --> 00:50:21,333 WHY ARE YOU STILL AT THIS? 1057 00:50:21,333 --> 00:50:22,750 - 'CAUSE I DON'T WANNA LET HER DOWN. 1058 00:50:22,750 --> 00:50:24,458 - YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT HER TO MARRY BRYCE. 1059 00:50:24,458 --> 00:50:25,792 - DIDN'T I SAY THAT? 1060 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:27,375 - NO. 1061 00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:30,166 - YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD THIS CRAZY IDEA. 1062 00:50:30,166 --> 00:50:32,458 WITH ALL THIS RESPONSIBILITY FLYING AROUND, 1063 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:35,792 MAYBE I SHOULD PUT AWAY CHILDISH THINGS 1064 00:50:35,792 --> 00:50:36,959 AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 1065 00:50:36,959 --> 00:50:38,792 I ONLY NEED SIX MORE CREDITS, RIGHT? 1066 00:50:38,792 --> 00:50:40,125 - THERE YOU GO. 1067 00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,875 - I HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OFF LATELY, HUH? 1068 00:50:45,458 --> 00:50:47,875 FELL OFF THE HORSE A BIT. 1069 00:50:47,875 --> 00:50:50,125 - YOU DIDN'T JUST FALL OFF. 1070 00:50:50,125 --> 00:50:52,208 THAT HORSE KNOCKED YOU DOWN, STEPPED ON YOUR HEAD, 1071 00:50:52,208 --> 00:50:55,542 AND IS OFF EATING DANDELIONS. 1072 00:51:01,959 --> 00:51:06,625 - HOW'S IT GOING WITH KEVIN? - KEVIN! 1073 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:09,166 HA! 1074 00:51:09,166 --> 00:51:11,625 KEVIN...HAS LOST WEIGHT... 1075 00:51:11,625 --> 00:51:14,000 HE GETS UP AT 5:00 A.M. TO DO HIS CHORES. 1076 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,250 THE KEVIN I KNOW 1077 00:51:15,250 --> 00:51:17,208 WOULD'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TAKE ALL THAT. 1078 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:19,583 - HANG IN THERE. HE'S GONNA CRACK SOON. 1079 00:51:19,583 --> 00:51:20,750 HE'S GOT TO. 1080 00:51:24,500 --> 00:51:25,917 - OH, IT'S KEVIN. 1081 00:51:25,917 --> 00:51:28,959 HE'S OFF WORK AND MY CHAUFFER FOR THE DAY. 1082 00:51:44,291 --> 00:51:46,291 WHAT? 1083 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,458 - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME NOW? 1084 00:51:49,458 --> 00:51:52,542 - NO, I'M STILL MAD AT YOU. 1085 00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:55,542 BUT DO YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A GIANT SNOWMAN? 1086 00:51:59,041 --> 00:52:01,959 YOU LOOK, UM... 1087 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,208 BEAUTIFUL. 1088 00:52:10,542 --> 00:52:12,875 - THANKS. 1089 00:52:15,583 --> 00:52:16,875 - UM... 1090 00:52:16,875 --> 00:52:19,166 WELL... 1091 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:23,083 I'LL BE IN THE CAR, MILADY. 1092 00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:43,291 - YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE IN A MEN'S SHELTER SOON ENOUGH. 1093 00:52:44,917 --> 00:52:47,333 - NAPOLEON! 1094 00:52:47,333 --> 00:52:48,625 NAPOLEON! 1095 00:52:48,625 --> 00:52:51,500 - HEY, YOU. 1096 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,917 HI, SWEETIE. - HI! 1097 00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:56,875 - LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T SLEPT IN DAYS. 1098 00:52:56,875 --> 00:52:58,375 - GOOD WORK, HON. 1099 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,000 YOU FINALLY TIGHTENED THE SCREWS. 1100 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,250 - AFTER EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED, I-- 1101 00:53:04,250 --> 00:53:06,375 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU STILL WANNA MARRY ME. 1102 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:08,792 - SWEETHEART, OF COURSE I DO. 1103 00:53:08,792 --> 00:53:12,375 - I'M SORRY. I REALLY AM. ABOUT EVERYTHING. 1104 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:16,417 - OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING. 1105 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:27,291 - BRYCE! 1106 00:53:29,667 --> 00:53:31,375 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU. 1107 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:32,792 - YOU CAN WEAR IT TONIGHT AT THE VON HOFFMAN'S 1108 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,917 ANNIVERSARY PARTY. 1109 00:53:33,917 --> 00:53:35,625 MRS. VON HOFFMAN IS HEAD OF MY FIRM 1110 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,000 AND SHE ADORES YOU. 1111 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:40,291 I MEAN, CAN YOU BLAME HER FOR WANTING ME TO SHOW YOU OFF? 1112 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:45,625 I GOT SOME WORK TO FINISH UP, AND I WILL SEE YOU... 1113 00:53:45,625 --> 00:53:48,041 TONIGHT AT THE PARTY. - OKAY. 1114 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,834 - YEAH, THIS IS KEVIN. 1115 00:54:11,834 --> 00:54:15,417 WHA--ARE YOU SERIOUS? 1116 00:54:15,417 --> 00:54:18,166 YEAH! YEAH, THAT'S INCREDIBLE. YEAH. 1117 00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:19,333 OKAY! 1118 00:54:19,333 --> 00:54:22,000 YEAH, I'LL-- I'LL SEE YOU THERE. 1119 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,208 GREAT. 1120 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:24,875 BYE. 1121 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,458 ALL RIGHT. 1122 00:54:29,458 --> 00:54:30,834 - KEVIN! 1123 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,166 KEVIN! 1124 00:54:34,166 --> 00:54:35,417 KEVIN? KEVIN? 1125 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,583 - JEN, GUESS WHAT. 1126 00:54:36,583 --> 00:54:38,083 YOU REMEMBER THAT NEW YORK INVESTOR 1127 00:54:38,083 --> 00:54:39,333 THAT I WAS CADDYING FOR LAST MONTH, 1128 00:54:39,333 --> 00:54:41,333 MR. DAVIDSON? 1129 00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:44,083 WELL, HE'S PASSING THROUGH TOWN. HE WANTS TO MEET! 1130 00:54:44,083 --> 00:54:46,250 HIS KID LOVED MY GAME IDEA! 1131 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:47,917 THIS IS A ONCE-IN-LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. 1132 00:54:47,917 --> 00:54:51,250 - KEVIN, NAPOLEON IS SICK AND HE'S NOT RESPONDING! 1133 00:54:51,250 --> 00:54:53,208 - WHAT? 1134 00:54:53,208 --> 00:54:54,917 NAPOLEON? WHAT'S WRONG? 1135 00:54:54,917 --> 00:54:58,208 - HE WAS THROWING UP AND NOW HE'S JUST LAYING THERE. 1136 00:54:58,208 --> 00:55:02,375 I TRIED CALLING THE VET, BUT ALL I GOT WAS THEIR SERVICE. 1137 00:55:04,792 --> 00:55:06,959 THAT'S BRYCE. 1138 00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:10,667 - HEY, ARE YOU OKAY? 1139 00:55:10,667 --> 00:55:11,834 WHAT'S WRONG? 1140 00:55:11,834 --> 00:55:13,792 - HI! YOU GOT MY MESSAGE. 1141 00:55:13,792 --> 00:55:15,125 - YEAH, WHAT'S THE VERDICT? 1142 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,417 - HE'S STILL SICK. 1143 00:55:16,417 --> 00:55:18,083 HE'S JUST-- HE'S LAYING THERE. 1144 00:55:18,083 --> 00:55:20,166 I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE HIM TO THE VET. 1145 00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:21,667 - JEN, I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT, 1146 00:55:21,667 --> 00:55:23,000 BUT I'M TRAPPED BETWEEN MEETINGS ALL DAY. 1147 00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,291 I'M SURE HE'LL BE FINE. 1148 00:55:30,291 --> 00:55:32,083 LISTEN, BABE, I GOTTA RUN, 1149 00:55:32,083 --> 00:55:33,458 BUT DON'T BE SO WORRIED ABOUT IT. 1150 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,667 HE'S JUST A DOG, JEN. 1151 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,375 - WE GOTTA GET HIM TO THE VET. 1152 00:55:39,375 --> 00:55:40,792 - BUT YOUR INVESTOR, YOUR BIG OPPORTUNITY. 1153 00:55:40,792 --> 00:55:42,375 - DID I SAY THAT WAS TODAY? IT'S TOMORROW, TOMORROW. 1154 00:55:42,375 --> 00:55:44,667 - KEVIN, IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? 1155 00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:52,750 - NAPOLEON HAD QUITE AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE, 1156 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,750 BUT... 1157 00:55:54,750 --> 00:55:56,125 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. 1158 00:55:56,125 --> 00:55:58,625 - OOH-WEE. 1159 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:02,291 - OH, THANK GOODNESS. 1160 00:56:02,291 --> 00:56:05,375 THAT'S ONE OF BRYCE'S GOLF BALLS. 1161 00:56:10,250 --> 00:56:11,542 - I'M REALLY SORRY YOU MISSED 1162 00:56:11,542 --> 00:56:13,375 YOUR BIG MEETING WITH MR. DAVIDSON. 1163 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:15,709 - NO, NO--I'LL HAVE MORE OPPORTUNITIES, YOU KNOW? 1164 00:56:15,709 --> 00:56:17,458 WE ONLY HAVE ONE NAPOLEON. 1165 00:56:17,458 --> 00:56:19,083 - THANKS, KEV. 1166 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:21,667 - HEY, HEY. NAPOLEON'S GONNA BE FINE. 1167 00:56:21,667 --> 00:56:24,375 - NO, I KNOW, I JUST GOT REALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE WHILE THING. 1168 00:56:24,375 --> 00:56:25,709 IS MY MAKEUP-- DOES IT LOOK OKAY? 1169 00:56:36,750 --> 00:56:38,041 - RELAX. 1170 00:56:38,041 --> 00:56:39,458 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 1171 00:56:39,458 --> 00:56:41,291 - AND YOU NEED TO GET SOME REST, KEVIN. 1172 00:56:41,291 --> 00:56:42,667 YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED. 1173 00:56:42,667 --> 00:56:45,375 - GET OUTTA HERE AND GO HAVE FUN WITH BRYCE. 1174 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:46,834 - OKAY. 1175 00:56:46,834 --> 00:56:48,792 OKAY. 1176 00:56:48,792 --> 00:56:51,917 - A HUSBAND'S THERE WHEN YOU NEED HIM. 1177 00:56:57,125 --> 00:56:59,834 - EXCUSE ME. 1178 00:57:02,875 --> 00:57:05,500 YOU'RE LATE. - I KNOW. I'M SORRY, OKAY? 1179 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:06,834 NAPOLEON. WE TOOK HIM. HE GOT SICK. 1180 00:57:06,834 --> 00:57:08,542 AND WE HAD TO GO TO THE VET. - FILL ME IN LATER. 1181 00:57:08,542 --> 00:57:10,542 - ARE YOU ANGRY? - I'M NOT ANGRY! 1182 00:57:10,542 --> 00:57:11,834 YOU'RE JUST OVER AN HOUR LATE. 1183 00:57:11,834 --> 00:57:13,250 - BRYCE, I TOLD YOU, NAPOLEON. HE GOT-- 1184 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,250 - I KNOW, BUT WE'RE AT AN ULTRA CRITICAL TIME RIGHT NOW. 1185 00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:16,625 THE BOARD MEETING IS NEXT MONTH, JEN, 1186 00:57:16,625 --> 00:57:19,750 AND WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE PARTNER, I'D LIKE IT TO BE ME. 1187 00:57:21,166 --> 00:57:23,291 - OKAY. 1188 00:57:23,291 --> 00:57:25,375 I'M SORRY. 1189 00:57:25,375 --> 00:57:28,250 I JUST, UM--I'VE HAD A LOT ON MY MIND LATELY. 1190 00:57:46,875 --> 00:57:49,583 - SHE'S GONNA NEED HER PURSE. 1191 00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,083 - BRYCE. 1192 00:57:53,083 --> 00:57:54,458 AND THE LOVELY JENNIFER. 1193 00:57:54,458 --> 00:57:57,083 - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MRS. VON HOFFMAN. 1194 00:57:57,083 --> 00:58:00,166 - I UNDERSTAND CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER. 1195 00:58:00,166 --> 00:58:02,000 THERE'S A WEDDING COMING UP, ISN'T THERE? 1196 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:03,625 - YES, IT IS. - MM-HMM. 1197 00:58:03,625 --> 00:58:06,333 JENNIFER, I UNDERSTAND YOU WORK FOR MONROY AND KLEIN. 1198 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:07,458 - YES, I WORK-- 1199 00:58:07,458 --> 00:58:09,083 - YES, SHE HEADS UP CITY PLANNING. 1200 00:58:09,083 --> 00:58:10,792 - DOES SHE? 1201 00:58:10,792 --> 00:58:11,750 - YES. 1202 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:13,625 - YOU MUST BE VERY TALENTED. 1203 00:58:13,625 --> 00:58:14,917 - THANK YOU. 1204 00:58:14,917 --> 00:58:17,041 - BRYCE, YOU'RE A LUCKY MAN. 1205 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:18,417 - LET ME REFRESH THAT FOR YOU. 1206 00:58:18,417 --> 00:58:20,625 - YES, AND WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THEM TO UNCORK 1207 00:58:20,625 --> 00:58:21,959 A DECENT BOTTLE THIS TIME? 1208 00:58:21,959 --> 00:58:25,083 - ABSOLUTELY. 1209 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:26,792 - SO YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED. 1210 00:58:26,792 --> 00:58:29,500 LUCKY GIRL. 1211 00:58:29,500 --> 00:58:31,583 YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. 1212 00:58:31,583 --> 00:58:33,458 - YES, ME AND BRYCE, 1213 00:58:33,458 --> 00:58:37,083 UH, WE'RE REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THE WHOLE THING. 1214 00:58:37,083 --> 00:58:38,959 - I WISH YOU THE BEST, 1215 00:58:38,959 --> 00:58:42,041 AND IF BRYCE STEPS OUT OF LINE... 1216 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,375 YOU LET ME KNOW. 1217 00:58:43,375 --> 00:58:45,500 - YES, I WILL. 1218 00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:47,041 - LADIES. 1219 00:58:47,041 --> 00:58:50,625 - THANK YOU. 1220 00:58:50,625 --> 00:58:52,041 CHEERS. - CHEERS. 1221 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:55,583 - CHEERS. 1222 00:58:55,583 --> 00:58:57,458 - IT WAS LOVELY TALKING WITH YOU. 1223 00:58:57,458 --> 00:58:59,625 - LIKEWISE. 1224 00:59:03,125 --> 00:59:04,709 - DID YOU HAVE A NICE TALK? DID SHE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ME? 1225 00:59:04,709 --> 00:59:07,583 - NO, NOT REALLY. 1226 00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:09,625 - JENKINS. 1227 00:59:12,625 --> 00:59:14,041 - I'LL BE A SEC. 1228 00:59:17,542 --> 00:59:18,750 - I'LL HAVE ANOTHER ONE, PLEASE. 1229 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,542 - HEY, JEN. 1230 00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:21,834 - KEV! - HI. 1231 00:59:21,834 --> 00:59:24,166 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - YOU FORGOT YOUR PURSE. 1232 00:59:24,166 --> 00:59:25,333 - THANK YOU. 1233 00:59:25,333 --> 00:59:26,959 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1234 00:59:26,959 --> 00:59:29,750 - JENNIFER FORGOT HER PURSE, BUT DON'T WORRY, 1235 00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:31,667 I'M LEAVING. 1236 00:59:33,959 --> 00:59:35,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? - KEV, PLEASE. 1237 00:59:35,500 --> 00:59:36,875 - I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING. 1238 00:59:36,875 --> 00:59:40,166 JENNIFER HERE IS A DIAMOND. 1239 00:59:40,166 --> 00:59:43,333 AND YOU'RE TREATING HER LIKE A RHINESTONE. 1240 00:59:44,333 --> 00:59:46,542 - JENNIFER, GET RID OF HIM, PLEASE. 1241 00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,250 - DON'T TALK TO HER THAT WAY. 1242 00:59:54,834 --> 00:59:56,041 HEY, KEV. - MM-HMM. 1243 00:59:56,041 --> 00:59:57,500 - WHY DON'T WE CONTINUE THIS INSIDE? 1244 00:59:57,500 --> 01:00:00,125 - SURE, BRY. 1245 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:07,041 - I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU AND ALL OF YOUR ANTICS 1246 01:00:07,041 --> 01:00:08,542 AND EVERYTHING THAT-- - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S FUNNY, 1247 01:00:08,542 --> 01:00:09,750 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SICK OF YOU TOO. 1248 01:00:09,750 --> 01:00:11,041 - NOW, STOP, YOU GUYS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 1249 01:00:11,041 --> 01:00:12,458 - YEAH, IT IS RIDICULOUS 1250 01:00:12,458 --> 01:00:13,792 THE WAY THIS NUTJOB'S TURNED OUR LIFE UPSIDE DOWN. 1251 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:15,166 - WELL, AT LEAST I'M NOT A TWO-FACED CREEP. 1252 01:00:15,166 --> 01:00:17,250 - THAT'S IT! - BRYCE, NO! 1253 01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,000 - OH, HE SUCKER PUNCHED ME! 1254 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:20,709 - BRYCE! 1255 01:00:20,709 --> 01:00:22,000 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU WIN. 1256 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,166 I MEAN, THIS IS-- 1257 01:00:23,166 --> 01:00:24,750 AAH! 1258 01:00:24,750 --> 01:00:27,083 - BRYCE, STOP! - HEY, BREAK IT UP! 1259 01:00:27,083 --> 01:00:28,458 - KEVIN! - BREAK IT UP! 1260 01:00:31,917 --> 01:00:33,375 - OH, BRYCE! - STAY BACK! 1261 01:00:33,375 --> 01:00:35,417 - I--HE HIT ME. 1262 01:00:35,417 --> 01:00:37,375 - BRYCE, ARE YOU OKAY? 1263 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,083 - IS HE DEAD? 1264 01:00:56,834 --> 01:00:59,709 - KEVIN. 1265 01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:17,125 - HEY. 1266 01:01:24,250 --> 01:01:28,375 YEAH, ABOUT HOW THINGS WENT DOWN, UM... 1267 01:01:32,208 --> 01:01:34,500 I'M SORRY. 1268 01:01:43,709 --> 01:01:45,792 - KEV. 1269 01:02:06,959 --> 01:02:08,625 COME HERE. 1270 01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:11,125 - OOH. AH. OOH. OKAY, OKAY. 1271 01:02:13,417 --> 01:02:15,709 - WELL, YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS. 1272 01:02:15,709 --> 01:02:18,959 - OH, SO WHAT IF I AM? 1273 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:26,875 - COME ON. 1274 01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:29,709 WE'VE HAD FUN OVER THE YEARS, RIGHT? 1275 01:02:33,792 --> 01:02:36,667 YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, JEN. 1276 01:02:46,792 --> 01:02:49,250 - KEV... 1277 01:02:49,250 --> 01:02:52,667 WHY PUT YOURSELF THROUGH ALL OF THIS? 1278 01:02:54,959 --> 01:02:58,000 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE WORTH IT. 1279 01:03:02,542 --> 01:03:06,750 AND... 1280 01:03:06,750 --> 01:03:08,417 I THINK I'M FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU. 1281 01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:10,875 - KEVIN. 1282 01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:16,166 - AND I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1283 01:03:19,208 --> 01:03:22,083 - YOU'VE BEEN MY BEST FRIEND SINCE WE WERE SIX. 1284 01:03:25,542 --> 01:03:29,542 - BUT BRYCE, HE'S THE ONE THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO MARRY. 1285 01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:49,000 GOOD NIGHT, KEVIN. 1286 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:58,083 - JEN. 1287 01:03:58,083 --> 01:04:01,291 I'LL SIGN WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THE MORNING. 1288 01:04:40,875 --> 01:04:43,000 - ALL RIGHT, SO JUST SIGN HERE 1289 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:46,041 AND THEN INITIAL DOWN THERE. 1290 01:04:46,041 --> 01:04:49,583 YOU SEE, JEREMY, THIS IS CALLED SIGNING A DOCUMENT. 1291 01:04:49,583 --> 01:04:52,125 IT'S WHAT REAL LAWYERS DO TO ACTUALLY HELP THEIR CLIENTS. 1292 01:04:52,125 --> 01:04:54,792 WE DO IT WITH A PEN. 1293 01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:57,834 AND THEN FINALLY, THIS LAST ONE. 1294 01:05:11,875 --> 01:05:14,667 AND THAT'S IT. 1295 01:05:14,667 --> 01:05:16,166 CONGRATULATIONS. 1296 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,667 YOU ARE BOTH OFFICIALLY NOT MARRIED, 1297 01:05:18,667 --> 01:05:21,834 NOT THAT YOU EVER ACTUALLY WERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. 1298 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:24,250 OKAY. 1299 01:05:24,250 --> 01:05:27,041 - SO THAT'S IT THEN. 1300 01:05:29,458 --> 01:05:31,083 - I GUESS SO. 1301 01:05:31,083 --> 01:05:32,583 - WELL... 1302 01:05:32,583 --> 01:05:37,417 THERE'S ALSO THE LITTLE MATTER OF PROPERTY TO BE RETURNED. 1303 01:05:37,417 --> 01:05:38,542 RING. 1304 01:05:38,542 --> 01:05:40,792 - OH. 1305 01:06:32,291 --> 01:06:35,792 - JEN? 1306 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:40,041 I WISH YOU AND BRYCE 1307 01:06:40,041 --> 01:06:43,083 ALL THE LUCK IN THE WORLD. 1308 01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,834 - YOU TOO. 1309 01:07:04,834 --> 01:07:07,625 - JENNIFER, 1310 01:07:07,625 --> 01:07:10,333 SORRY FOR LOSING IT THE OTHER DAY. 1311 01:07:10,333 --> 01:07:13,500 YOU FORGIVE ME? 1312 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:17,458 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY IT WAS LESS THAN AN OPTIMAL TIME 1313 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,750 FOR THE BOTH OF US. 1314 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:20,959 - YOU KNOW, I HAD TIME TO THINK ABOUT PRIORITIES... 1315 01:07:22,083 --> 01:07:25,458 AND I REALIZED HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME. 1316 01:07:26,750 --> 01:07:28,625 WELL, IT'S DONE. 1317 01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:29,959 SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED. 1318 01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:32,291 AND NOW WE CAN FINALLY FOCUS ON OUR WEDDING. 1319 01:07:32,291 --> 01:07:34,291 - WHAT--WHAT DO YOU KEEP DOING? 1320 01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:39,542 - IT'S JUST WEIRD, 1321 01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:43,166 NOT HAVING KEVIN'S BIG, UGLY RING ON MY FINGER. 1322 01:07:43,166 --> 01:07:45,500 - HM. 1323 01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:49,542 - BUT YOUR RING IS THE ONLY RING 1324 01:07:49,542 --> 01:07:52,208 THAT I NEED. 1325 01:07:54,834 --> 01:07:57,250 - AND THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. 1326 01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:59,375 - OH. 1327 01:07:59,375 --> 01:08:01,333 - COME ON. 1328 01:08:11,667 --> 01:08:15,834 - ♪ IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE ♪ 1329 01:08:15,834 --> 01:08:20,250 - SINGLE AGAIN, MAN, DRINK UP. 1330 01:08:20,250 --> 01:08:23,166 THOSE GIRLS OVER THERE ARE CHECKING US OUT. 1331 01:08:23,166 --> 01:08:25,834 YEAH. 1332 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,875 YOU GUYS GO TALK TO 'EM. 1333 01:08:28,875 --> 01:08:30,291 - NO, NO, NO. HEY, LOOK. 1334 01:08:30,291 --> 01:08:31,500 YOU JUST GOTTA REGROUP. 1335 01:08:31,500 --> 01:08:32,792 YOU GOTTA GET BACK IN THE GAME. 1336 01:08:32,792 --> 01:08:35,667 - YEAH, KEV, GET OUT OF THIS FUNK. 1337 01:08:35,667 --> 01:08:39,959 - I'M CONTEMPLATING MY NEXT MOVE. 1338 01:08:39,959 --> 01:08:41,667 - YOU STILL SERIOUS ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL? 1339 01:08:41,667 --> 01:08:42,875 - YEAH, I WANNA TRY SOMETHING NEW. 1340 01:08:42,875 --> 01:08:44,291 I JUST-- 1341 01:08:44,291 --> 01:08:45,709 AH, MAN, MY NOTEBOOK. 1342 01:08:45,709 --> 01:08:48,583 - WHAT? 1343 01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:50,375 - IT'S MY BIG BOOK OF MY BEST GAME IDEAS. 1344 01:08:50,375 --> 01:08:51,834 I LEFT IT AT JENNIFER'S. 1345 01:08:51,834 --> 01:08:53,500 - WELL, SO GO GET IT. 1346 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,250 - I'M NOT EXACTLY WELCOME THERE ANYMORE. 1347 01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:56,500 - HM. 1348 01:08:56,500 --> 01:08:58,500 - MM. 1349 01:08:59,667 --> 01:09:03,041 - I DON'T SUPPOSE MAYBE YOU COULD-- 1350 01:09:05,000 --> 01:09:07,375 - SURE. I'LL SWING BY AND GET IT. 1351 01:09:07,375 --> 01:09:09,291 - THANK YOU. 1352 01:09:11,125 --> 01:09:13,000 - AND YOU--AND YOU TALKED TO THE BARTENDERS? 1353 01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,250 - MM-HMM. YEAH. I MADE SURE 1354 01:09:14,250 --> 01:09:16,583 ALL THE NO-NAME BRANDS WERE BANNED FROM THE BAR. 1355 01:09:16,583 --> 01:09:18,917 AND THE VON HOFFMANS, THEY RSVP'D. 1356 01:09:18,917 --> 01:09:20,083 - PERFECT. 1357 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,417 - IT'S GONNA BE THE WEDDING RECEPTION 1358 01:09:21,417 --> 01:09:24,208 TO END ALL WEDDING RECEPTIONS. 1359 01:09:24,208 --> 01:09:26,166 THOUGH, HONEY? 1360 01:09:26,166 --> 01:09:28,625 HONEY? - HM? 1361 01:09:28,625 --> 01:09:31,208 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW A LOT OF THE NAMES ON THIS LIST. 1362 01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:34,041 - UH, PARTNERS AT THE FIRM, JUST CLIENTS. 1363 01:09:34,041 --> 01:09:35,291 THINK OF 'EM AS AUNTS AND UNCLES 1364 01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:37,166 YOU HAVEN'T MET YET. 1365 01:09:37,166 --> 01:09:39,000 - OKAY. 1366 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,083 WELL, IF YOU WANT THEM THERE, 1367 01:09:40,083 --> 01:09:42,750 THEN, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD FOR ME. 1368 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:44,333 - JEN, YOU'RE AMAZING. 1369 01:09:44,333 --> 01:09:47,333 - MM. I JUST WANT IT TO BE ALL PERFECT. 1370 01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:50,250 SO DO YOU WANNA COME INSIDE? 1371 01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:53,041 WE CAN RELAX. WE CAN WATCH A MOVIE. 1372 01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:55,458 - AH, I WOULD LOVE TO, SWEETHEART, BUT I'M CRAZED. 1373 01:09:55,458 --> 01:09:59,291 JOHNSON JUST MADE A PLAY FOR THE MOREWOOD TECH ACCOUNT. 1374 01:09:59,291 --> 01:10:02,000 I GOTTA GO, OKAY? 1375 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,000 - OKAY. 1376 01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,375 - I LOVE YOU. 1377 01:10:06,375 --> 01:10:07,792 BYE. 1378 01:10:07,792 --> 01:10:10,208 LOVE YOU. 1379 01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,875 - KEVIN? 1380 01:10:25,291 --> 01:10:28,041 I'M H-HOME. 1381 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:31,792 HEY, NAPOLEON. 1382 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:34,834 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. 1383 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:24,625 CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT THE MOVIE? 1384 01:11:28,166 --> 01:11:30,667 - HI. - HI. 1385 01:11:30,667 --> 01:11:32,125 SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BRYCE. 1386 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,834 - NOPE, JUST ME. 1387 01:11:34,834 --> 01:11:35,959 - COME ON IN. 1388 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,000 - THANKS. 1389 01:11:42,875 --> 01:11:45,792 SO, KEVIN FORGOT HIS IDEA BOOK. 1390 01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:47,041 - OH. 1391 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:48,792 I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THAT IS. 1392 01:11:48,792 --> 01:11:50,208 I WOULDN'T WANT KEVIN TO LOSE THAT. 1393 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:53,625 THAT WOULD BE LIKE DA VINCI LOSING HIS SKETCHES. 1394 01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,083 - HERE IT IS. 1395 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:09,500 HEY, IT'S A MENU FROM WAFFLE HABIT. 1396 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,667 KEVIN AND I PRACTICALLY LIVED THERE DURING COLLEGE. 1397 01:12:12,667 --> 01:12:14,667 - THEY HAD THE BEST BELGIAN WAFFLES. 1398 01:12:14,667 --> 01:12:17,458 DO YOU KNOW THEY CLOSED DOWN LAST YEAR? 1399 01:12:19,667 --> 01:12:21,333 - YEAH. 1400 01:12:21,333 --> 01:12:23,417 MISS THAT PLACE. 1401 01:12:26,041 --> 01:12:28,458 WHAT IS IT THAT KEVIN-- 1402 01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:29,917 USED TO ALWAYS SAY? 1403 01:12:29,917 --> 01:12:32,458 HE WOULD SAY, 1404 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:35,166 "DON'T RUSH THROUGH LIFE. 1405 01:12:35,166 --> 01:12:38,166 STOP AND--" both: "SMELL THE WAFFLES." 1406 01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:52,083 WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES TOGETHER, HIM AND I. 1407 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:55,291 - I MEAN, THAT'S MY BROTHER, RIGHT? 1408 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:01,500 - THE GUY WHO SAVED YOUR SLINKY. 1409 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:05,625 GOOD NIGHT, JEN. 1410 01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:08,583 - GOOD NIGHT. 1411 01:13:19,625 --> 01:13:20,917 - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? 1412 01:13:20,917 --> 01:13:23,166 THE DAY BEFORE YOUR WEDDING. 1413 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,625 - WE MADE IT THROUGH THIS MESS. 1414 01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:26,542 AND NOW HERE WE ARE AT THE REHEARSAL. 1415 01:13:26,542 --> 01:13:29,375 - UGH, FINALLY. both: CHEERS. 1416 01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,750 - YOU LOOK STUNNING. 1417 01:13:31,750 --> 01:13:33,667 - MM. THANKS. - HEY. 1418 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:34,875 BABE? - OH, YEAH? 1419 01:13:34,875 --> 01:13:36,250 - DID YOU SEE THE SEATING CHART 1420 01:13:36,250 --> 01:13:37,667 FOR THE RECEPTION TOMORROW? - MM-HMM. 1421 01:13:37,667 --> 01:13:39,875 - THE HATCHERS AND DALTONS ARE SEATED AT THE SAME TABLE. 1422 01:13:39,875 --> 01:13:41,625 - IS THAT A PROBLEM? 1423 01:13:41,625 --> 01:13:43,500 - UH, JEN, I TOLD YOU. 1424 01:13:43,500 --> 01:13:44,959 THEY CAN'T SIT NEAR EACH OTHER. 1425 01:13:44,959 --> 01:13:46,500 HATCHER HAD DALTON TOSSED OFF HIS BOARD. 1426 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:48,291 - OH, I THOUGHT IT WAS PETERSON. 1427 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,500 OH, OKAY. 1428 01:13:49,500 --> 01:13:51,000 THEN WE'LL JUST MOVE THEM TO TABLE TWO. 1429 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,125 - WELL, TABLE TWO HAS THE CHENS, 1430 01:13:52,125 --> 01:13:53,333 HATCHER'S BIGGEST COMPETITOR. 1431 01:13:53,333 --> 01:13:56,000 DIDN'T YOU DOUBLE-CHECK THIS WITH MY OFFICE? 1432 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,500 - HONEY, I-I DIDN'T HAVE TIME. 1433 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,291 I HAD THE DRESS FITTING AND THEN, 1434 01:13:59,291 --> 01:14:01,125 WE HAD TROUBLE WITH THE FLOWERS, THAT WHOLE PROBLEM-- 1435 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:02,500 - IT'S OKAY. I'LL PATCH IT UP WITH HATCHER 1436 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:04,750 WHEN I SEE HIM IN CHICAGO. 1437 01:14:04,750 --> 01:14:06,875 - YOU'RE GOING TO CHICAGO AGAIN? 1438 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:08,000 - YEAH, I'VE GOT TO. 1439 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,000 IT'LL JUST BE A COUPLE DAYS NEXT WEEK. 1440 01:14:14,500 --> 01:14:17,667 JEN, WE'RE TALKING PARTNERSHIP HERE. 1441 01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:22,500 - OUR PARTNERSHIP OR YOUR PARTNERSHIP, BRYCE? 1442 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:25,542 - YOU KNOW THAT ISN'T FAIR. 1443 01:14:29,542 --> 01:14:31,709 - I'M SORRY, OKAY? I JUST-- - NO, LOOK. 1444 01:14:31,709 --> 01:14:32,750 YOU GOT A LOT ON YOUR PLATE. 1445 01:14:32,750 --> 01:14:35,083 I'LL HANDLE THE SEATING CHART. 1446 01:14:35,083 --> 01:14:37,000 - JENNIFER, DEAR? 1447 01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:39,333 IF YOU'RE READY, IT'S TIME FOR THE REHEARSAL. 1448 01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,875 HM? 1449 01:14:44,041 --> 01:14:47,333 - HEY, HE'S JUST JITTERY, OKAY? 1450 01:14:47,333 --> 01:14:50,333 - ISN'T THE BRIDE SUPPOSED TO BE THE JITTERY ONE? 1451 01:14:56,917 --> 01:14:59,917 - SO, WE'LL JUST DO A QUICK RUN-THROUGH 1452 01:14:59,917 --> 01:15:02,417 AND THEN YOU CAN GO ENJOY THE DINNER. 1453 01:15:02,417 --> 01:15:05,417 YOU TWO AREN'T, UH, NERVOUS, I HOPE? 1454 01:15:05,417 --> 01:15:08,333 - WALK IN THE PARK, RIGHT, HONEY? 1455 01:15:08,333 --> 01:15:12,000 - WELL, THEN LET'S GET STARTED. 1456 01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:14,250 JENNIFER, I TRUST THE RINGS ARE READY. 1457 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,458 - YEAH, 1458 01:15:15,458 --> 01:15:17,500 BUT IT MIGHT WEIGH HER ARM DOWN. 1459 01:15:17,500 --> 01:15:18,917 LIKE HER ENGAGEMENT RING? 1460 01:15:18,917 --> 01:15:21,750 BIGGEST ROCK AT THE JEWELERS. 1461 01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:25,709 - JEWELERS? 1462 01:15:25,709 --> 01:15:30,166 BRYCE, I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS ENGAGEMENT RING WAS-- 1463 01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:33,166 WAS YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S. 1464 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:36,542 - WHAT? I-- 1465 01:15:36,542 --> 01:15:38,166 - BRYCE, YOU SAID IT. 1466 01:15:38,166 --> 01:15:40,834 THIS ENGAGEMENT RING? 1467 01:15:40,834 --> 01:15:43,417 YOU SAID THAT YOUR GRANDFATHER 1468 01:15:43,417 --> 01:15:45,333 CARRIED IT ACROSS TWO CONTINENTS, 1469 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:47,166 AND HE WOULD'VE GONE FURTHER FOR THE WOMAN THAT HE LOVED. 1470 01:15:47,166 --> 01:15:48,250 YOU SAID THAT TO ME. 1471 01:15:48,250 --> 01:15:49,417 I KNOW YOU SAID THAT TO ME. - HONEY. 1472 01:15:49,417 --> 01:15:51,083 I TOOK A LOOK AT MY GRANDMOTHER'S RING 1473 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,917 AND THE DIAMONDS WERE JUST CHINTZY LITTLE CHIPS. 1474 01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,458 YOU DESERVE SOMETHING MORE IMPRESSIVE. 1475 01:15:56,458 --> 01:15:59,583 - AS IMPRESSIVE AS THE STORY YOU TOLD? 1476 01:15:59,583 --> 01:16:00,875 - OKAY, HONEY, CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW? 1477 01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:01,959 - SO, IF YOU'RE BOTH READY, 1478 01:16:01,959 --> 01:16:03,291 WE'LL JUST DO A BRIEF RUN-THROUGH 1479 01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:04,917 OF HOW THINGS WILL GO TOMORROW. 1480 01:16:04,917 --> 01:16:07,041 HM? 1481 01:16:07,041 --> 01:16:09,083 EVERYTHING OKAY? 1482 01:16:11,583 --> 01:16:14,667 - JENNIFER? 1483 01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,458 - LIKE THE GOOD BOOK SAYS, 1484 01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:20,208 SOMEONE WITH A MERRY HEART DOES GOOD LIKE MEDICINE. 1485 01:16:20,208 --> 01:16:23,208 KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT? 1486 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:31,041 - ACTUALLY, I DO. 1487 01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:41,000 - HEY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1488 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:42,083 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - HELLO, BRYCE. 1489 01:16:42,083 --> 01:16:43,500 - THANK YOU FOR COMING. PLEASURE. 1490 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,959 AND YOU KNOW JENNIFER? 1491 01:16:44,959 --> 01:16:46,250 EXACTLY. OF COURSE. 1492 01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,041 - THAT'S RIGHT, CHEERS. 1493 01:16:49,041 --> 01:16:51,041 - BRYCE, WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE? 1494 01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,709 I FEEL LIKE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY OF THEM. 1495 01:16:53,709 --> 01:16:54,917 - JUST PARTNERS AT THE FIRM 1496 01:16:54,917 --> 01:16:55,917 WHO CAN'T MAKE THE WEDDING TOMORROW. 1497 01:16:55,917 --> 01:16:57,208 IT'S FINE. 1498 01:16:57,208 --> 01:16:59,000 AND HENRI REALLY OUTDID HIMSELF ON THE MENU. 1499 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:00,917 IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING. 1500 01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:03,375 - BRYCE? 1501 01:17:03,375 --> 01:17:05,291 - HM? 1502 01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,041 - WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 1503 01:17:09,041 --> 01:17:11,333 - WHAT? 1504 01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,208 - WHAT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR? 1505 01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:15,041 - ALL RIGHT, BRYCE! 1506 01:17:15,041 --> 01:17:17,375 - UGH, I-I DON'T KNOW. BLUE? 1507 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:18,625 NO, YELLOW. 1508 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:22,000 WHAT DOES IT MATTER? 1509 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:25,000 - FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S GREEN. 1510 01:17:28,208 --> 01:17:31,250 - HEY, CAN WE NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW? 1511 01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:44,291 - I'M SORRY. 1512 01:17:44,291 --> 01:17:46,291 - FOR WHAT? 1513 01:17:55,667 --> 01:17:56,917 - JENNIFER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1514 01:17:56,917 --> 01:17:59,917 - SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE AGES AGO. 1515 01:18:08,125 --> 01:18:11,125 THIRD AND MAIN, PLEASE. 1516 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,667 JEREMY, IS KEVIN HERE? 1517 01:18:27,667 --> 01:18:28,750 I NEED TO FIND HIM. 1518 01:18:28,750 --> 01:18:30,166 - UH, HE LEFT. 1519 01:18:30,166 --> 01:18:32,375 HE'S GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. - WHERE IS HE? 1520 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,041 - HE'S AT THE BUS STATION. 1521 01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,291 JEN? 1522 01:18:35,291 --> 01:18:37,291 JEN, WAIT! 1523 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:47,208 - KEVIN! 1524 01:18:49,583 --> 01:18:51,625 NO. 1525 01:19:21,375 --> 01:19:23,375 JEN? 1526 01:19:27,333 --> 01:19:30,208 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1527 01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:34,625 - I-I HEARD YOU WERE GOING AWAY TO SCHOOL. 1528 01:19:36,291 --> 01:19:39,542 - YEAH, I, UH, 1529 01:19:39,542 --> 01:19:43,709 THOUGHT I MIGHT FINISH MY DEGREE. 1530 01:19:43,709 --> 01:19:46,709 - WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE TO ME? 1531 01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,208 - THAT'S A LOCAL BUS. 1532 01:19:53,041 --> 01:19:55,917 I'M GOING TO COLLEGE DOWNTOWN. 1533 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,083 OF COURSE. 1534 01:19:59,083 --> 01:20:01,250 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1535 01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:10,834 - KEVIN, UM... 1536 01:20:10,834 --> 01:20:12,333 I AM SO SORRY. 1537 01:20:12,333 --> 01:20:14,917 I'M SORRY FOR PUTTING YOU THROUGH THE WRINGER, 1538 01:20:14,917 --> 01:20:18,250 EVEN THOUGH YOU DID DESERVE IT SOMETIMES. 1539 01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:20,917 - I'M SORRY TOO, I-- 1540 01:20:20,917 --> 01:20:24,792 - BUT, EVEN WHEN I WAS-- 1541 01:20:24,792 --> 01:20:27,750 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU MISERABLE THIS WHOLE TIME, 1542 01:20:30,208 --> 01:20:33,250 YOU JUST KEPT ON MAKING ME HAPPY. 1543 01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:43,250 - SO-- 1544 01:20:43,250 --> 01:20:46,125 SO WHAT ARE YOU-- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 1545 01:20:48,417 --> 01:20:51,417 - I'M SAYING... 1546 01:20:53,417 --> 01:20:55,417 THIS. 1547 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,291 - MMM. MM-HMM. 1548 01:21:10,041 --> 01:21:13,041 - I LOVE YOU. 1549 01:21:18,125 --> 01:21:20,959 - WILL YOU MARRY ME? 1550 01:21:25,625 --> 01:21:29,291 - PROBABLY. - OH. 1551 01:21:29,291 --> 01:21:31,291 "PROBABLY." 1552 01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:40,583 - THANK YOU. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS SOON. 1553 01:21:40,583 --> 01:21:43,625 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1554 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:49,667 - WOW. 1555 01:21:49,667 --> 01:21:52,250 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1556 01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,875 - I DO, DON'T I? 1557 01:21:54,875 --> 01:21:56,834 - MM-HMM. 1558 01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:58,166 - HEY! 1559 01:21:58,166 --> 01:21:59,667 - MR. D, YOU MADE IT. 1560 01:21:59,667 --> 01:22:01,667 - I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MY CADDY ANYMORE... 1561 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:03,125 - WELL-- - BUT IF I'M GOING 1562 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:05,041 TO INVEST IN SOMEONE'S IDEA, 1563 01:22:05,041 --> 01:22:07,458 I DARN WELL BETTER BE INVITED TO THE WEDDING. 1564 01:22:09,291 --> 01:22:10,625 - I WANNA SEE THAT GAME OF YOURS 1565 01:22:10,625 --> 01:22:12,500 IN THE STORES BY CHRISTMAS. 1566 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:14,500 - OKAY. 1567 01:22:15,750 --> 01:22:18,750 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1568 01:22:20,000 --> 01:22:21,875 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE 1569 01:22:21,875 --> 01:22:24,375 ARE ACTUALLY SUCCEEDING AT SOMETHING. 1570 01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:26,375 IT'S INFURIATING. 1571 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,333 CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 1572 01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:35,417 YOU GUYS ARE DOING ALL RIGHT. 1573 01:22:35,417 --> 01:22:37,417 - YEAH, SINCE WE DECIDED TO GO INTO PRACTICE TOGETHER, 1574 01:22:37,417 --> 01:22:38,709 BUSINESS IS UP. 1575 01:22:38,709 --> 01:22:41,333 ADMIT IT. - I ADMIT IT. 1576 01:22:41,333 --> 01:22:42,917 WITH MY COURTROOM EXPERIENCE... 1577 01:22:42,917 --> 01:22:44,709 - AND MY ENVIRONMENTAL STREET CRED. 1578 01:22:44,709 --> 01:22:45,875 - OH, RIGHT. 1579 01:22:45,875 --> 01:22:47,875 - OUR BILLABLE HOURS ARE UP 12%-- 1580 01:22:47,875 --> 01:22:50,041 AS LONG AS YOUR CLIENTS DON'T TRY TO PAY IN BANANA BREAD. 1581 01:22:50,041 --> 01:22:51,291 - DON'T MOCK THE CLIENTS. 1582 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:52,917 THEY'RE VERY COMMITTED PEOPLE. 1583 01:22:52,917 --> 01:22:56,792 - YEAH, WELL, I'VE GOT CAR PAYMENTS. 1584 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,041 GOOD LUCK. 1585 01:23:02,291 --> 01:23:04,083 - WELL. - WELL. 1586 01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:10,750 THE FIRST SEVEN YEARS, KEV, THEY WERE JUST PRACTICE. 1587 01:23:10,750 --> 01:23:12,166 - RIGHT. 1588 01:23:12,166 --> 01:23:13,417 - THE NEXT SEVEN... 1589 01:23:13,417 --> 01:23:15,750 - MM-HMM. 1590 01:23:15,750 --> 01:23:18,834 - WE'LL GET IT RIGHT. 1591 01:23:18,834 --> 01:23:20,542 - YEAH. 1592 01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:22,083 - OH, YEAH. 1593 01:23:22,083 --> 01:23:23,667 OH, YEAH. 1594 01:23:23,667 --> 01:23:25,583 - I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE. 1595 01:23:25,583 --> 01:23:28,583 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE. 1596 01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:06,000 - THANK YOU. 103764

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