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'previously
on the royals...'

- What is he doing here?
- Who?
- Beck.

You only came here
because liam asked you to.

I came 'cause I always
want to see you.

You've caught me
on a good day.

Are you familiar
with the expression

"at her majesty's
pleasure"?

You realize
I have trust issues? Yes?

I found that
in the queen's bed.

Armed police!
Nobody move!

'I took a solemn oath
to serve you all.

I do so today
by formally calling

For the abolishment
of the monarchy.'

- There's no way out.
- There's always a way.

Open the gate!
The king is down!

- He'd been attacked.
- Who could have done this?

I need you to be my alibi.

You are the acting
king of England.

All this I promise to do.

So help me god.

These children
are illegitimate.

Tell us it isn't true.

- The next king of England.
- Long live the queen.

You're going
on a little trip.

I did what you asked.
I declared the prince
and princess illegitimate.

I'm going to ask parliament
to place the queen in power.

You'll be England's
final monarch.

When you found me in that
alley, what time was it?

I didn't find you
in an alley.
I found you in the park.

Sir, please remove your hands
from great britain's king.

(cheering)

Still wearing black, I see.
Well played.

Very clever of you

To keep up the appearance
of mourning.

Have you considered the fact
I may actually be mourning?

As if! It's been two months.

Took me about two weeks.

Mr. Moorefield
would like an audience.

Tell him we'll speak soon.

For the moment,
things are...Fluid.

(groans)

Has piggy
been good?

Or bad?

Bad.

Very bad.

Well, then, you'll have
to be punished, won't you?

(groans)

(panting)

Hello, prime minister.

We need to talk.

(groans)

(cheering and applause)

For his majesty's approval.

(cheering)

(shouting and laughter)

Pig.

Smile, princess. I believe
it's part of our arrangement.

You know, the last king
didn't actually have
to buy their affection.

(honking)

- Do I even want to know?
- It's a swan.

Only the king
is allowed to eat them.

But why in god's name would
you want to eat a poor swan?

Because I can.

Have you seen this?

'princess, your public
celebrity seems to be
at an all-time high.

Are you going
to the queen's garden party?

Who in their right mind
would want to go
to a thing like that?

- So, you're not going?
- Absolutely not.

How about I throw my own
party and you're all invited?

It'll be like
the after-party,
only at the same time.

- What do you think?
- (cheering)

(reporter) once again,
it seems celebrity
trumps monarchy,

As princess eleanor
steals the show.'

The garden party's
a disaster.
We'll have to cancel.

She needs to be controlled.
They both do.

You're the one that stripped
them of their titles
and chased them out.

People find them sympathetic.

Emphasis on "pathetic".

They are more popular
than ever.

So, maybe we use
their popularity.

Reinstate their titles.

Make it look like they work
for us, not against us.

- And if they refuse?
- Let's find out.

(gong resounding)

Pussycat, pussycat,
where have you been?

As a favor to the queen
consort, I've decided

To reinstate your titles
and all the spoiled trappings
forthwith.

All I ask for is a modicum
of respect and decorum.

- Respect?
- And an apology.

Go to hell. Let's go, len.

We're sorry.

I'm not sure I heard that.

I said that we're sorry.

And the ring?

Len...

Welcome home.

See you at the polo match.

Hey, what was that?

If you can't say "sorry",
you could at least say
"thank you".

- For what?
- Getting us back
in the game.

You think I want to be here?
You think I want any of this?

No, I don't, but if we want
answers, we need access.

You want to find out who
killed robert, yes? And dad?

- You know I do.
- Then we need to be in
the palace, and now we are.

You realize
they're up to something?

Of course I do. But
it doesn't matter, because
they have it all wrong.

They don't get rid of us,
liam.

We get rid of them.

Ah, mr. Moody. Still living
it up on the people's money?

A software designer,
isn't it?
Gemma kensington's fiance?

She created an app
that removes naked selfies
from the cloud.

I'll have to try it.

But wasn't gemma kensington's
fiance meant to be
young liam,

As promised by you?

Let me give you some advice,
before you send those
dick pics, winston.

Most women like a bit
of power and money.

When liam lost the crown, he
lost the girl. Shit happens.

- Can I quote you on that?
- (groans)

I thought
I smelled the press.

Oh, come, now.
I thought you were attracted
to my power and money.

On some people
it looks simply garish.

Especially disreputable
media moguls like you,
mr. Crenshaw.

- Shall we do the dance?
- Of course.

- The prince and princess
are back in the palace.
- True.

Some would say it's a pr
move, to keep up appearances.

Categorically false.

So, it's one
big, happy family, then?

My children lost
their brother and the only
father they've known.

I lost a husband and a son.

This is a period
of transition
and healing for us.

Is that what princess eleanor
has been doing in the clubs?
Healing?

Look, why don't you say
what you have to say,

I'll deny it, and then we can
all go back to the game?

Believe it or not, your
majesty, I'm on your side.

If my papers printed
what I'm told is the truth...

And what is that?

That your daughter is again
spending her nights

Rewriting the rules
of decency,

Whilst your son
is on a one-man crusade,

Attempting to avenge
the death of our late,
great king simon.

Our current king
is arrogant and vain,

And his queen consort
is attempting to usurp
his daughters,

Who, as far as anyone
can tell,

Are scarcely a step
above imbecilic half-wits.

They're not a step above.

Other than that,
categorically untrue.

What can you say about prince
liam going to gibraltar?

I'm sorry, son. I wish
I could tell you otherwise,

But the results
are medically
and factually accurate.

There's no conspiracy here.

(cheering and applause)

♪ one hand washes the other

♪ one eye open when I sleep

♪ one thing leads to another

♪ one's sleeping
six feet deep

♪ two faces in the mirror

♪ do two rights
erase a wrong?

Unbelievable!

- It's my line!
- Pull off!

You pull off. It's my line.

Fine. Then go ahead
and kill your sister.

(neighing)

You realize
there's a match going on?

You realize
you're stalking me?

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

I saw you in paris.
I saw you in Spain.

Skulking about
in the shadows.

Stop following me.

With all due respect,
princess, a thank-you
might be more appropriate.

You're traveling
without security.
You've been a shit show.

How I've been
or where I've been

Are the concerns of
a boyfriend or a bodyguard,

Neither of which you are
any longer.

- So, you're saying
I was your boyfriend once?
- Stop stalking me.

What's it gonna take
for you to forgive me?

Nothing, jasper.

But a few words of advice,

For whatever foolish girl
you decide to stalk next:

Mother's vagina?
Deal-breaker.

Off I go.

(chatter and laughter)

You play well, your highness.

♪ I beat around the bush,
but I've been coming home

♪ you're in my way...

Your brother's
not very hospitable.

No. No, he's not.

Lucky for you, I am.

(moaning and whispering)

(dully) yeah.
Right there. Yeah.

That's great.

(whispers)

He saw you coming.

The man
in the striped jacket.

He called you tenacious.

Well, actually, he called you
a tenacious prick,

But "tenacious" is good.

He's hiding over there,
by the way.

Oh, my god! Is that fudge?

Mr. Holloway.

We have nothing to discuss.

Then why have you been
avoiding me?

We have nothing to discuss.

(thudding and grunting)

(grunts)

Mr. Holloway
will speak with you now.

Your majesty.

Mr. Moorefield. The man
who hates the monarchy.

Hate is a rather strong word,
your majesty.

Don't be afraid to hate,
mr. Moorefield.

Nobody hates any more.
They dislike. They disdain.

Eventually,
they'll eradicate hate,

And they'll wonder why
they can't recognize love.

And is that why the queen has
summoned me to the stables?
To discuss love?

That's precisely why.

It seems you've fallen
in love, mr. Moorefield.

- Have I?
- You have.

You're vexed.
You're smitten.

You're downright besotted.

That's interesting.

I'm afraid my heart
has neglected to inform me
of this.

Will the queen be so kind
as to tell me the name
of the girl

Who has so brazenly
captured my desire?

Not "girl", mr. Moorefield.

Girls.

(sighs) I can't believe
we're not going to the polo
match because of you.

There's probably gonna be
loads of cute boys there.

Boys who just can't help
that their loins

Are in the presence of
the future queen of England.

(bell ringing)

You and your stupid bell.
I don't know why you had
to get it all done at once.

I told you to wait
till after the match,

But you won't listen to me,
even though I'm the future
queen of England.

What princess wants,
princess gets. Selfish cow.

They're probably having
so much fun.

You realize
my security detail
is lying in the corridor?

He's in the cloak room now.
With the cloaks.

- What do you want from me?
- You know exactly
what I want.

- You weren't with cyrus
when my father was stabbed.
- Of course I was.

And the last I heard,
our late king simon
was not your father.

Oh, god! Please! Are you mad?

I'm not debating paternity
with you, holloway.

I'm simply
asking you a question,

And I expect you
to tell me the truth.

What, or you're gonna
shoot me? (gasps)

Yeah.

Okay! Okay. He wasn't
with me. I wasn't with him.

But you...You need
to protect me on this.

Cyrus promised me things.

He said I would be
prime minister. He lied.

Does that surprise you?

Where was he that night?

I don't know.
He wasn't with me.

Look...I need to go. Okay?

Mr. Holloway...

The claim ticket
for your bodyguard.

- Thanks. I appreciate it.
- Barrel down, please.

Sorry.

I haven't seen you
for a while. Not since...

Since the day the king died.

How's ophelia?

I don't know.
She's in new york.

- You don't talk?
- She doesn't talk.

I reached out a few times,
but she didn't reply.

Not that I blame her.
She was pretty upset.

Maybe it's for the best.

What was all that about
during the match?

Between you and eleanor.

She's angry because I've been
keeping an eye on her.

You've been stalking her?

I prefer body-guardian angel.

But she disagrees.
You know what she's like.

Actually, I don't.

She doesn't let me in much
these days.

So, how is she?

She's a disaster.

Your father would be
endlessly disappointed
in you.

Yes, well, why don't you
tell me who my father is,

And then
we'll see about that?

Try not to let the horse
fall on you.

Yes, that's right. Daddy
is dead and I am now queen.

Yes, yes, my sister
did die from chlamydia.

(moorefield clears throat)

Forgive me, your highness.
I didn't mean to startle you.

No...No...
I was just pretending.

Well, these are for you.

For me? Why?

Well, if you must know,
I've thought about you
a lot lately,

As well as er...

Fantasized?

Oh...

Would you care to join me?

(penelope clears throat)

We should probably
keep this a secret.

I am an anti-monarchist,
after all.

Yes. Yes, of course.

It's so forbidden.

(penelope chuckles)

So he wasn't with holloway?
It doesn't mean he did it.

But it means he was lying.

No-one had more to gain
than he did.

As far as I'm concerned,
he's back on the list.

Along with the queen,
you, me and everyone else
in the world.

Boone said the calls were
from inside the palace.

Yes, but that was
about robert, liam,
not necessarily about dad.

They're related, lenny,
and we both know it.

So is this.

What is this?

It was around my neck when
I passed out in the rain.

- What?
- The night you met
with boone.

What does it mean?
What...?

Why haven't you told me
about this?

I don't know. I'm sorry.
I thought I could
figure it out.

Sometimes I wish marcus
was still here.

Yeah, well, you can't
blame him for wanting out

- As soon as cyrus
became king.
- I don't blame him.

I just miss him.

I don't know
who else I can trust.

(sighs)

I saw jasper today.

Speaking of people
who we cannot trust.

- I wouldn't have got
to holloway without him.
- Jasper cannot be trusted!

Now I seriously...
I need to get high. Ok?

♪ can't guarantee
for anything

♪ hopes and dreams
are what we have

♪ we cannot find words...

- You ok, lenny?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

(intercom buzzer)

(elevator clunks)

Your majesty.
Can I be of service?

Yes.

You can keep the queen's
bastards under control.

With all due respect, prince
liam and princess eleanor

No longer fall under
my purview.

I'm reinstating
their security.

They're running amok
like savages.

We need to keep
an eye on them.

As you wish.

Have you ever wondered
why I kept you on, pryce?

Because I'm good
at what I do.

As if!

I kept you on
because liam trusts you

And he doesn't trust me.

Pull him in close,
watch him intently.

The ascension
of the fallen king's son

Is so predictable
it's boring.

Enjoy the asbestos...

Pryce.

Is that what passes
for a king these days?

- Prime minister.
- Your majesty.

Working late, I see.

- The opening of parliament.
- Yes, I know.

And once opened,
the first order of business

Will be our bill to change
the order of succession.

If something should befall
king cyrus,

The queen consort will become
the next acting monarch.

- But the king's children...
- Will be declared unfit
to rule.

I trust the palace
can rely on your discretion

Just as you can rely on mine.

It's important,
wouldn't you say?

Discretion.

When I was a boy...
I had a governess.

We all have our desires,
prime minister.

Which reminds me.
From my personal collection.

Perhaps you can wear them
to the opening of parliament.

(rock music)

(rock music blaring)

♪ one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven!

♪ will you go to heaven?

♪ or will you go to hell?

(indistinct lyrics)

(rock music fades)

(contemplative
instrumental music)

Princess maribel?

Oh, my god!

I mean...Erm...

I've been thinking about you.

So, I...Erm...
I bought you these.

I'll...Er...
I'll just...Er...

Well, I'll leave them there.

Right.

It's happening again,
you know.

Your daughter's in
the states. You're
constantly working.

You're drinking again.

You know
it's not your fault.

Don't.

Has no-one ever
said that to you?

Well, that's a tragedy,
isn't it?

Some deranged lunatic tries
to assassinate the king,

And you blame yourself?

I am not having this
conversation again tonight.

(buzzer)

(exhales)

Mr. Pryce? Did I catch you
at a bad time?

Nothing that won't still be
there once you've gone.

Please. Come in.

What have you heard
from ophelia?

- Not much, actually.
- Good.

Then I won't take it
personally.

Now, I understand that
you've spent some time
with mr. Holloway today.

We may have crossed paths.

And does "crossing paths"
include holding

A loaded firearm to his head?

Look, liam,
it bothers me immensely

That I haven't uncovered
your father's assailant.

- It's not your job.
- No. Neither is it yours.

I'm reinstating your
security detail, which -
all things considered -

It's no bad thing
as far as I'm concerned.

Beyond that, though...
If you want to talk...

..Or you just need to vent...
You know where to find me.

I appreciate that.

There is one thing
you could do for me.

I'd like jasper frost
for my security detail.

- He is no longer...
- I know. He'd like to come
back and I'd like him to.

- Liam...
- Do this for me
and I'll back off and...

You know, stay in line.

I'll locate mr. Frost.

In the meantime, is there
anything else on your mind?

(exhales)

No. That's all.

I'll see myself out.

♪ florence and the machine:
Long & lost

♪ lost in the fog

♪ these hollow hills

♪ blood running hot

♪ night chills

♪ without your love...

Your father would have
been disappointed
with that portrait.

He would have been
disappointed with a lot
of things round here.

I found these
among his things.

I thought you'd like them.

The royal museum asked for
them but they deserve to live

And not be shuttered
in a case.

So did he.

You are very similar to him.

People used to say that
about robert,

But simon had tenacity...

..And drive.

And a lot of the qualities
that you have.

You realize you're talking
about a man who, supposedly,
is not my biological father?

Yes. I do realize that.

But what I'm telling you
is that when it comes to
your greatness,

Biology is irrelevant.

Try telling that
to the crown.

♪ so long and lost...

I appreciate the cufflinks,
mum.

But what I don't appreciate
is the small talk.

This monarchy is
everything he tried to end
and we both know it.

You're gonna need that
more than I will.

Mm.

Ugh.

- How is it?
- A bit tough.

Is it any wonder no-one eats
these damn things?

Well, I've come
to pay off my debts.

Shameful, really. Betting
against your own grandson.

Mm. It's the argentines
who should be ashamed.

How could they lose?

Ah. Cyrus.

- Did you fix the match?
- Would I do something
like that?

Oh.

Well, in that case,
I'm going to have to pay you

With one of simon's notes.

The people loved him,
didn't they?

Of course they did.
He was nice.

His monarchy was nice.

You know who wasn't nice?
Attila the hun.

Attila the hun
drowned in his own blood
on his wedding night.

At least he didn't have to
ask permission of parliament
to go to the lavatory.

Duchy...

I believe our wager
was for £40, not 20.

40? Oh, was it?

Yes, it was.

Well, I do respect a king
who demands accountability.

It's about time
someone showed some balls
around here.

I need to ask you
about lenny.

What happened between
the two of you?

Before or after
the king died?

Both, I guess.

Well, before,
we had a relationship.

Sort of.
You know what she's like.

And then she had me
arrested.

- Why?
- Because I slept
with your mum.

- What the hell's wrong
with you?
- Go ahead.

- She has trust issues.
- I know that.

Son of a bitch!

And after? And I sincerely
hope this sad, broken tale
doesn't get worse.

And after I...Followed her
around the world.

- Because?
- Because there's a killer
on the loose.

Because I have feelings
for her.

- Because I know
I screwed up.
- You think?

Someone needed
to look after her.

- I saw the press.
- You don't know
the half of it.

After that party
that you read about in paris,

She just wandered
around the city.

For hours.

And in brazil...

She charmed everyone
and then just spent days
crying in private.

I choked out more male
models and drug dealers
than cyrus.

I asked ted to reinstate
you as my security detail.

I need your help.

But I need to know
that I can trust you.

You can.

As far as eleanor goes...
The rest is yours to fix.

We've all got shit
we've got to deal with.

This was hanging around
my neck

The night before the king
was killed.

What does it mean?

I want you to find out.

But if I had to guess?

If we figure this out,
we figure out who's been
killing my family.

And then we make them pay.

Take it away.
What's for dessert?

I believe we have
a bun in the oven.

Well, this is
a pleasant surprise.

- How did you get in here?
- Unlike you, I have
friends in the palace.

For now. Well, your body
certainly looks a fright.

But your mouth looks
as succulent as ever.

- You're disgusting.
- It's £40.

- Think of your child.
- I believe you mean
"our" child.

Throw a stick.
There might even be

A pregnant wenches
of cyrus support group
you can join.

Yes. But that group
was for prince cyrus.

I'm more concerned
about king cyrus.

You know, the one who can't
seem to get the people
to like him.

I press my panic button
and your bastard kid
will be born in prison.

No.

Our son will be born
in the palace.

He'll be the rightful heir
to the throne

And your legacy
will continue
long after you're gone.

My daughters
will see to that.

(scoffs) really?

Your daughters will be
a laughing stock

And as a result, so will you.

For the rest of time.

I'm offering you
a chance to change that.

You fall in love...
You have a son...

And the world will
see you differently.

Are you finished? Good.

Now, it's my turn.

I don't care
what the people think of me.

And I don't care
if you go to the press.

I have a bit of experience
with paternity claims.

So you take that money -
because it's all
you'll ever get -

And waddle your insipid,
low-born, barely
palatable poon

Back to the disease-infested
shithole you crawled out of.

Bluff called.

Big moment dashed.

I've got 99 problems...
And a bitch ain't one.

We'll see about that.

Hey.

You go out tonight?

Yeah. Nothing special.

You?

No. I haven't been out
since...

I just have to set it down
sometimes, you know?

Dad's death. And robert.

- So do you.
- I can't, len.

If I do, I'll be
failing dad again. I...

..Can't do that.

Liam.

I love you.

You know that?

What's that for?

I just never said it
to dad.

He knew.

Yeah.

"the rich man in his castle,
the poor man at his gate."

Don't mock me.

I'm dead now, honey.
I can do what I want.

I miss you.

♪ I will March
down an empty street

♪ like a ship into the storm

♪ no surrender, no retreat

♪ I will tear down every wall

♪ just to keep you warm...

'we are sorry. The number
you are trying to reach
has been disconnected.'

♪ I will burn this city down

♪ for a diamond in the dust

♪ I will keep you
safe and sound

♪ when there's no-one
left to trust

♪ will you take my hand?

♪ we can make our stand...

Um... I've been hired
as liam's security detail.

I just wanted you to know.

♪ if night falls
in your heart

♪ I'll light the fire...

I'm sorry.

♪ when you sound the alarm

♪ we'll find
each other's arms

♪ for your love, all you are

♪ I'd start a riot

♪ I will wade
through the fire and smoke

♪ like sunlight through
the haze

♪ I will fight
till their flag waves white

♪ and 'til my dying days

♪ through the bombs
and blasts

♪ I will take you back

Hey.

Beck, what are you
doing here?

I left her. For good.

♪ when you sound the alarm

♪ we'll find
each other's arms

♪ for your love, all you are

♪ I'd start a riot

♪ I will wade
through the fire and smoke

♪ like sunlight
through the haze

♪ I will fight
till their flag waves white

♪ and 'til my dying days

♪ through the bombs
and blasts

♪ I will take you back

♪ if your world falls apart

♪ I'd start a riot

♪ if night falls
in your heart

♪ I'll light the fire

♪ in the dark

♪ when you sound the alarm

♪ we'll find
each other's arms

♪ for your love, all you are

♪ I'd start a riot

♪ I'd start...
I'd start a riot

♪ I'd start...
I'd start a riot...

War has always been
the defining moment

For history's
greatest queens.

Do you think they did it?

Oh... Of course they did.

We kill one of theirs;
they kill two of ours.

The question is...

What do you plan
to do about it?

♪ if your world falls apart

♪ I'd start a riot...

♪ hey!

♪ hey!