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>> Announcer: TONIGHT ON "LATE
NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS."
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SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS.
HEAD COACH OF THE SEATTLE
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SEAHAWKS, PETE CARROLL
AN ALL NEW "CLOSER LOOK.
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FEATURING THE 8G BAND WITH
FRED ARMISEN
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AND NOW SETH MEYERS.
>> Seth: WELCOME TO "LATE NIGHT"
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EVERYONE
I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD
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WEEKEND, AND I REALLY HOPE THAT
WAS THE WEEKEND.
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THERE IS JUST NO WAY TO KNOW
LET'S GET TO THE NEWS.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP ANNOUNCED
YESTERDAY HE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO
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THROW OUT THE CEREMONIAL FIRST
PITCH AT A NEW YORK YANKEES GAME
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NEXT MONTH BECAUSE OF HIS,
QUOTE, "STRONG FOCUS ON THE
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CHINA VIRUS, INCLUDING SCHEDULED
MEETINGS ON VACCINES, OUR
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ECONOMY AND MUCH ELSE.
HE THEN RAN THE TWEET BY HIS
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PROOFREADER, BRETT FAVRE
"LOOKS GOOD!
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LET'S HIT THE BACK NINE.
PRESIDENT TRUMP MOCKED JOE BIDEN
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ON TWITTER YESTERDAY AFTER THE
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT MISTAKENLY
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REFERRED TO ARIZONA AS A CITY,
WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S TWO
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CITIES
EVERYTHING ELSE IS REST STOPS.
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THAT JOKE WAS WRITTEN BY
ARIZONA'S OWN ALEX BAYS.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP TOURED AN
INNOVATION CENTER IN
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NORTH CAROLINA TODAY
SAID EMPLOYEES, "SIR, WE HAVE SO
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MUCH MORE TO SHOW YOU THAN THE
DOOR."
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"THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
IT OPENS LIKE MA ‐‐ I AM NOT
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TOUCHING ANYTHING.
NO BUTTON, NO HANDLE
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IT KNOWS I'M HERE.
AND IN AN INTERVIEW YESTERDAY,
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HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI
CRITICIZED PRESIDENT TRUMP'S
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HANDLING OF THE CORONAVIRUS
PANDEMIC AND CALLED HIM MR
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MAKE MATTERS WORSE
SO I GUESS I HAVE TO COME UP
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WITH A NEW NICKNAME FOR MY
PENIS.
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WHAT
THE KIDS ARE HERE?
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THEY REALLY ‐‐ THEY REALLY
SHOULDN'T BE WITHIN EARSHOT FOR
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THE MONOLOGUE.
IT'S A LATE NIGHT SHOW, SO
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THAT'S RIGHT, MR. MAKE MATTERS
WORSE.
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THAT IS A TERRIBLE NICKNAME.
SOUNDS LIKE THE NAME OF A
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TAYLOR SWIFT SONG THAT WASN'T
GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE ALBUM.
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AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A
TAYLOR SWIFT SONG THAT ISN'T
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GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE THE ALBUM?
PROBABLY AN EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT
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SONG
WASHINGTON'S NFL TEAM ANNOUNCED
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LAST WEEK THEY WILL BE CALLED
THE WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM
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UNTIL A PERMANENT NAME IS
CHOSEN
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THEY ALSO INTRODUCED THEIR NEW
MASCOT ‐‐ MASCOT
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THAT'S RIGHT
WASHINGTON'S NFL TEAM WILL NOW
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BE CALLED THE WASHINGTON
FOOTBALL TEAM, AND I WOULD MAKE
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FUN OF THEIR LACK OF ORIGINALITY
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY
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ONE TO JUDGE
NORTH KOREAN OFFICIALS HAVE
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REPORTEDLY PUT A CITY ON
LOCKDOWN AFTER THE FIRST
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POSSIBLE CORONAVIRUS CASE IN THE
COUNTRY.
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WHAT A SHAME FOR RESIDENTS WHO
CAN NO LONGER ENJOY THE TYPICAL
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FREEDOMS OF LIVING IN
NORTH KOREA.
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DURING AN INTERVIEW LAST WEEK,
PRESIDENT TRUMP REMINISCED ABOUT
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HIS LIFE BEFORE BECOMING
PRESIDENT AND BRAGGED THAT HE
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WAS, QUOTE, "IN SO MANY RAP
SONGS, LIKE 79 OR SOMETHING,"
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ADDING, "AT LEAST, I ASSUME
'JUICY' WAS ABOUT ME."
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"OF COURSE, YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
I NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
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ATE SARDINES FOR DINNER.
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU
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KNOW."
FOX SPORTS ANNOUNCED LAST WEEK
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THAT IT WILL ADD A VIRTUAL CROWD
TO BASEBALL GAMES AND WILL
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INCLUDE ANIMATED FANS.
THAT'S RIGHT
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IT WILL FEATURE EVERY TYPE OF
MLB FAN, INCLUDING BORED MAN,
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BORED WOMAN, GUY WHO MISSES
EVERY PLAY BECAUSE HE'S ON HIS
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PHONE, KID WHO'S ONLY GOING TO
CATCH A BALL IF AN ADULT FEELS
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BAD AND GIVES HER THE ONE THEY
JUST CAUGHT, AND, OF COURSE, MAN
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CLEARLY CHEATING ON HIS WIFE
TODAY WAS BAGPIPE APPRECIATION
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DAY, AND I HATE TO BREAK IT TO
YOU, PAL, BUT I THINK THEY ARE
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CLAPPING BECAUSE IT'S OVER
ANYWAY, APPRECIATE YOU
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A COUPLE IN MINNESOTA WERE
KICKED OUT OF A WALMART OVER THE
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WEEKEND FOR WEARING A FACEMASK
WITH NAZI SYMBOLS.
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MAN, WHERE DO YOU GO WHEN YOU
GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART?
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THAT'S LIKE AUDITIONING FOR A
PORNO AND NOT GETTING THE PART
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AND FINALLY, CHEEZ‐ITS HAS
ANNOUNCED A NEW PARTNERSHIP WITH
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A WINERY TO OFFER A COMBINED BOX
OF WINE AND CHEEZ‐ITS.
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NOW ALL YOU NEED TO FIND IS
SOMEONE TO BREAK UP WITH YOU
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HONEY, YOU CAN LET THE KIDS BACK
IN
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THE MONOLOGUE IS OVER.
I WOULD SAY IT WAS FINE.
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IT WAS A FINE ONE.
WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU
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TONIGHT.
I WILL BE TALKING TO SENATOR
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KAMALA HARRIS, PLUS THE HEAD
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COACH OF THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS,
PETE CARROLL, WILL BE HERE
BUT FIRST, "A CLOSER LOOK.
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>> Seth: HELLO, AND WELCOME BACK
TO THE CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS.
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IT'S MONDAY, WHICH MEANS MY HAIR
HAS HAD ANOTHER WEEKEND TO GROW,
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AND WHILE I AM AIMING FOR THE
STEFF, JAMES SPADER'S ICONIC
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HAIRCUT FROM "PRETTY IN PINK," I
MIGHT BE BACKING INTO
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JAMES VAN DER BEEK'S 'DO FROM
"DAWSON'S CREEK.
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NOW, I'VE NEVER SEEN "DAWSON'S
CREEK.
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I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A TV
SHOW
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I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A MEME
THAT BEST EXEMPLIFIES HOW I FEEL
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ALL THE TIME
BUT MY WIFE IS A "CREEK" FREAK
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WHO IS CURRENTLY REWATCHING IT
ON HER PHONE EVERY NIGHT IN BED,
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AND I HAVE ONE BIG OBSERVATION
BASED ON MY INTRODUCTION TO THE
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SHOW
THE OTHER CHARACTERS SAY
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"DAWSON" A LOT
LIKE EVEN WHEN IT'S A TWO PERSON
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SCENE, THEY START EVERY SENTENCE
WITH "DAWSON," AND, LOOK, JOEY,
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JEN, I AM NOT TELLING YOU HOW TO
LIVE YOUR LIFE, BUT HE KNOWS
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YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM.
THERE IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE
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ROOM
ALSO JEN, EVERYONE KNOWS YOU
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USED TO LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY.
LET IT GO.
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DID YOU WATCH "DAWSON'S CREEK,"
SEA CAPTAIN?
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>> I'M TEAM PACEY.
>> Seth: OF COURSE YOU ARE
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NOW WHERE WERE WE?
OH, RIGHT, THE REAL WORLD.
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AS THE CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC
CONTINUES TO SPIRAL OUT OF
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CONTROL, A MORALLY AND
INTELLECTUALLY BANKRUPT
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REPUBLICAN PARTY IS SQUABBLING
OVER CUTTING UNEMPLOYMENT
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BENEFITS FOR OUT‐OF‐WORK
AMERICANS WHILE SENDING SECRET
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POLICE TO AMERICAN CITIES AND
WHINING ABOUT CARTOONS
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FOR MORE ON THIS, IT'S TIME FOR
"A CLOSER LOOK."
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AND I AM GLAD IT'S TIME
BECAUSE ‐‐
♪ I DON'T WANNA WAIT ♪
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♪
>> Seth: WE'RE LESS THAN
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100 DAYS
AWAY FROM THE PRESIDENTIAL
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ELECTION AND MORE AMERICANS NOW
SAY THAT THE COUNTRY IS ON THE
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WRONG TRACK THAN AT ANY POINT IN
DONALD TRUMP'S PRESIDENCY.
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WE HAVE GOT AN OUT‐OF‐CONTROL
PANDEMIC, THE WORST UNEMPLOYMENT
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IN NEARLY A CENTURY, AN EPIDEMIC
OF RACIST POLICE BRUTALITY, AND
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A LOOMING EVICTION CRISIS.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
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THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION WILL
PROTECT YOUR CARTOONS AND YOUR
TOYS
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>> HE IS ALSO APPALLED BY CANCEL
CULTURE, AND CANCEL CULTURE
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SPECIFICALLY AS IT PERTAINS TO
COPS
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WE SAW A FEW WEEKS AGO THAT "PAW
PATROL," A CARTOON SHOW ABOUT
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COPS WAS CANCELED, THE SHOW
"COPS" WAS CANCELED, "LIVE PD"
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WAS CANCELED
LEGO HALTED THE SALES OF THEIR
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LEGO CITY POLICE STATION
>> Seth: "PAW PATROL" AND LEGOS
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MAKE SENSE, I GUESS, COMING FROM
A GUY WHO LOVES ROCKETS, TRUCKS
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AND MR. POTATO DEAD.
ANYWAY, I GUESS WE KNOW NOW WHAT
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TRUMP DOES WITH ALL THAT FREE
TIME ON HIS SCHEDULE
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I DON'T LIKE THIS RECYCLING PUP,
ROCKY.
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I THINK HE'S PART OF THE DEEP
STATE.
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KAYLEIGH
KAYLEIGH, SEND THE SECRET POLICE
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TO ADVENTURE BAY
AND GET ME SOME MORE LEGOS,
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KAYLEIGH
I STUCK ONE UP MY NOSE TO STOP
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THE CORONAVIRUS.
FAUCI, BY THE WAY, DID YOU GET
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MY EMAIL ABOUT LEGOS UP THE NOSE
MAYBE STOPPING THE VIRUS
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OKAY
I LOVE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT
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YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND, FAUCI.
YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL US?
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TURNER AND FAUCH
I AM GOING TO MAKE T‐SHIRTS.
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ANYWAY, THIS IS WHERE THE TRUMP
ADMINISTRATION AND THE
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REPUBLICAN PARTY ARE AT, WHINING
ABOUT CARTOONS AND LEGOS WHILE
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SENDING SECRET POLICE TO GAS
MOMS AND VETS AND ARGUING THAT
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SLAVERY WAS A, QUOTE, "NECESSARY
EVIL."
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A SITTING UNITED STATES SENATOR
SAID THAT.
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AT LEAST I THINK TOM COTTON IS A
SENATOR.
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HE LOOKS LIKE THE CONFEDERATE
SLENDER MAN.
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SERIOUSLY, THESE GUYS JUST KEEP
COMING UP WITH WINNERS
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I MEAN, WHAT'S NEXT?
IS TRUMP GOING TO SAY SOMETHING
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NICE ABOUT AN ALLEGED SEX
TRAFFICKER AND PREDATOR WHO WAS
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ARRESTED BY THE FBI AT A
REMOTE ‐
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OH, YEAH, YEAH
OH, RIGHT.
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THEY REALLY THINK AMERICANS CARE
ABOUT "PAW PATROL" AND LEGOS
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I GUESS THEY FIGURE IF YOU ARE
OUT OF WORK AND QUARANTINING AT
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HOME TO AVOID THE DEADLY VIRUS
THEY FAILED TO STOP, YOU'LL NEED
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SOMETHING TO KEEP YOU
ENTERTAINED.
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PRESIDENT TRUMP IS WORKING HARD
TO MAKE SURE THAT OUT‐OF‐WORK
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AMERICANS WHO LOST THEIR HEALTH
INSURANCE AND ARE FACING
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EVICTION HAVE CARTOONS AND LEGOS
TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED.
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AND IN LIEU OF THE
$600 UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFIT, WE
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WILL BE SENDING EVERY AMERICAN
SOME PLAY‐DOH AND AN OUT‐OF‐WORK
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TAMAGOTCHI
AND I'M SORRY?
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THE TAMAGOTCHI HAS DIED FROM THE
CORONAVIRUS.
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THE CRAZIEST PART OF THIS THOUGH
IS THAT SHE'S WRONG.
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NEITHER "PAW PATROL" NOR THE
LEGO CITY POLICE STATION HAVE
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BEEN CANCELED.
IN FACT, "PAW PATROL" ACTUALLY
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HAD TO TWEET A CLARIFICATION
SAYING, "NO NEED TO WORRY.
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'PAW PATROL' IS NOT CANCELED."
AND THAT'S GREAT
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BUT, YOU KNOW, THEY COULD ALSO
STAND TO BE DEFUNDED A LITTLE.
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I MEAN, THAT'S AN AWFUL LOT OF
TACTICAL GEAR FOR A TOWN WHERE
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THE WORST THING THAT EVER
HAPPENS IS A MISSING CHICKEN
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SO THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION GOT
FACT‐CHECKED BY A CHILDREN'S
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CARTOON.
AND AT THIS POINT, IT'S NOT LONG
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BEFORE ARTHUR SHOWS UP TO A
PROTEST WITH A SIGN THAT SAYS
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"[ BLEEP ]
TRUMP.
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>> SETH, THAT REMINDS ME, WHAT'S
A SEA CAPTAIN'S FAVORITE ANIMAL?
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>> Seth: OH, I DON'T KNOW, WHAT
IS A SEA CAPTAIN'S FAVORITE
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ANIMAL
>> AN ARRRR‐DVARK!
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>> Seth: SEA CAPTAIN
>> HA, HA, HA!
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SORRY.
>> Seth: SO WHAT WAS I TALKING
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ABOUT?
OH, RIGHT.
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CHILDREN'S CARTOONS.
THE POINT IS THIS IS WHAT YOUR
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GOVERNMENT WAS TALKING ABOUT AS
A FEDERAL MORATORIUM ON
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EVICTIONS AND A
$600 UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFIT
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KEEPING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS
AFLOAT BOTH EXPIRED.
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AND RATHER THAN RUSHING WITH
EXTREME URGENCY TO EXTEND BOTH
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PROGRAMS, OR, HEAVEN FORBID,
MAKE THEM PERMANENT, REPUBLICANS
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CHOSE INSTEAD TO DAWDLE AS THEY
BICKERED OVER WAYS TO MAKE THE
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UNEMPLOYMENT PROGRAM BOTH LESS
GENEROUS AND MORE COMPLICATED.
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MITCH McCONNELL SAID A NEW
STIMULUS DEAL COULD TAKE A FEW
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WEEKS.
WHY?
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JUST EXTEND IT NOW
JOBLESS CLAIMS WENT UP FOR THE
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FIRST TIME SINCE MARCH, FOUR
MILLION AMERICANS WHO DO HAVE
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JOBS HAVE SEEN A PAY CUT,
12 MILLION ARE FACING EVICTION
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AS THE MORATORIUM EXPIRES.
IN OKLAHOMA, MORE THAN 60% OF
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UNEMPLOYMENT APPLICATIONS
HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN PROCESSED,
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WITH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE SLEEPING
IN THEIR CARS OR CAMPING OUTSIDE
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OKLAHOMA'S UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICES.
AND IN OHIO, THE CITY OF
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COLUMBUS HAS TURNED PART OF ITS
CONVENTION CENTER INTO AN
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EVICTIONS COURT.
WELL, YOU GOT TO GIVE IT TO
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TRUMP, HE FINALLY FILLED AN
ARENA.
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OH, AND ON TOP OF THAT, NURSES
ARE WEARING GOWNS WITHOUT
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OPENINGS FOR HANDS AND SECRET
POLICE ARE MARCHING THROUGH THE
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STREETS OF PORTLAND TEAR GASSING
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VETS AND MOMS WHILE PROTESTERS
PLAY THE IMPERIAL MARCH FROM
"STAR WARS."
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>> Seth: THAT'S A PRETTY GREAT
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TROLL.
OF COURSE, IF GEORGE LUCAS WAS
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INVOLVED, HE WOULD PROBABLY ADD
IN SOME UNNECESSARY CGI AND
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GRATUITOUS POD RACE.
SO WHAT WAS THE PRESIDENT DOING
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WHILE THE NATION WAS CRUMBLING
YOU GUESSED IT
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HE WAS PLAYING GOLF AND SMILING
FOR PHOTOS WITH BRETT FAVRE.
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CHEESEHEADS ALWAYS LOVED FAVRE,
SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT OL'
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CHEESE BRAIN WOULD, TOO.
ALSO, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, MAN?
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HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST CRAWLED
OUT OF A VAT AT ACE CHEMICALS.
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THIS IS HOW A DOG SMILES WHEN
THEY HAVE THEIR HEAD OUT THE
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WINDOW
THAT'S THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN
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YOU ARE TRYING TO HOLD IN A FART
AT A FUNERAL
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NOT THAT I THINK TRUMP WOULD
BOTHER TRYING TO HOLD IT IN.
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"WHOA, WHOO!
WELL, BOY, IF THAT DOESN'T WAKE
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HIM UP, HE IS DEFINITELY DEAD.
ALTHOUGH IN FAIRNESS, IT'S
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PROBABLY BETTER WHEN TRUMP IS
GOLFING BECAUSE THEN HE IS TOO
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BUSY TO WHINE ABOUT CARTOONS AND
LEGOS AND STATUES.
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THIS BOTTOM‐OF‐THE‐BARREL
CULTURE WAR BULL[ BLEEP ] IS THE
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RESULT OF A POLITICAL MOVEMENT
THAT IS INTELLECTUALLY BARREN
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AND MORALLY BANKRUPT
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO RUN ON, NO
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POLICIES TO CHAMPION, NO
ACHIEVEMENTS TO TOUT
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SO THEY THINK THEY CAN GET
VOTERS TO CARE ABOUT STATUES AND
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CARTOONS
IT'S ALL THEY HAVE LEFT, AND
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THAT'S BECAUSE AMERICANS KNOW
TRUMP HAS FAILED
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IT'S CLEAR IN POLL AFTER POLL.
ALL YOU HAVE DO IS LOOK AT ONE
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OF THE DOZENS OF OTHER LARGE
DEVELOPED COUNTRIES THAT HAVE
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SUCCESSFULLY SUPPRESSED THEIR
OUTBREAKS WHILE KEEPING THEIR
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ECONOMIES LARGELY INTACT
SOUTH KOREA HAD THEIR FIRST CASE
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ON THE SAME DAY AS OURS AND
RAPIDLY CONTAINED THEIR
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OUTBREAK
THE ENTIRETY OF THE EU WITH A
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MUCH LARGER POPULATION HAS AN
AVERAGE OF JUST 81 DEATHS PER
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DAY WHILE WE ARE AT 1,000.
AMERICANS CAN'T EVEN GO TO
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CANADA OR EUROPE, WHICH MEANS
FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS CENTURY,
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NO ONE WILL TAKE A PICTURE
TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY
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ARE HOLDING UP THE LEANING TOWER
OF PISA.
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AMERICANS CAN PLAINLY SEE THAT
THINGS ARE NOT JUST BAD, BUT
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GETTING WORSE WHILE THE REST OF
THE WORLD WATCHES US WITH A
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COMBINATION OF PITY AND HORROR
AND PROBABLY A LITTLE LESS
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SURPRISE THAN WE THINK
"IT IS SO SAD WHAT IS HAPPENING
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TO YOUR COUNTRY.
"I KNOW, IT'S SHOCKING, RIGHT?
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"YEAH, SHOCKING?
I WOULD NOT USE THIS WORD.
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IT IS ‐‐ HOW DO YOU SAY?
TO BE EXPECTED."
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WE'VE SEEN OUR OUTBREAK SPIRAL
OUT OF CONTROL IN A WAY THAT'S
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EVEN WORSE THAN THE INITIAL PEAK
IN APRIL
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THE WHITE HOUSE NATIONAL
SECURITY ADVISOR JUST TESTED
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POSITIVE
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS AN
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OUTBREAK JUST DAYS AFTER
STARTING ITS SEASON.
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WE ARE NEARING A NATIONAL PEAK
IN HOSPITALIZATIONS.
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WE RECORDED 1,000 NEW DEATHS A
DAY FOR FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS
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AND LABS ACROSS THE COUNTRY ARE
ONCE AGAIN FACING LONG DELAYS IN
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TESTING THANKS TO SUPPLY
SHORTAGES.
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OR, AS ONE PUBLIC HEALTH
OFFICIAL PUT IT, "IT'S LIKE
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'GROUNDHOG DAY.'
I FEEL LIKE I've LIVED THIS DAY
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FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS AGO.
EXCEPT IN "GROUNDHOG DAY,"
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BILL MURRAY LEARNED TO PLAY THE
PIANO AND BECAME A BETTER
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PERSON
ALL I'VE LEARNED IS THAT DOING A
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LATE NIGHT SHOW IN YOUR ATTIC IS
KIND OF LIKE MAKING A VIDEO
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WILL, EXCEPT I AM NOT OF SOUND
MIND
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>> SURE YOU ARE.
>> Seth: THANK YOU, TALKING YARD
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SALE PAINTING.
QUARANTINE HAS LASTED SO LONG,
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I'VE COME FULL CIRCLE AND
STARTED WATCHING "TIGER KING"
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AGAIN.
GOI MEANA GIVE JOE EXOTIC ONE
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MORE CHANCE TO CONVINCE ME I AM
WRONG.
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IF YOU ASK ME WHAT DAY IT IS
RIGHT NOW, I WOULD SAY
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JANUAUGUSTOBER 67TH.
THE ONLY CONCRETE DAY I CAN
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PICTURE IS THE FIRST DAY OF
SCHOOL, AND I'M TERRIFIED IT'S
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NOT GOING TO HAPPEN BECAUSE
INSTEAD OF MAKING A PLAN ON HOW
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TO GET KIDS AND TEACHERS BACK
SAFELY, WE PRIORITIZED OPENING A
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CRUNCH FITNESS IN GAINESVILLE.
I HOPE YOU FELLOWS GOT SWOLE
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ENOUGH TO MAKE UP FOR THE FACT
THAT MY KIDS CAN'T COUNT PAST
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SEVEN.
SERIOUSLY, WE SHOULD HAVE HAD
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TESTING FIGURED OUT MONTHS AGO
THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF
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FLATTENING THE CURVE, TO BUY
TIME FOR OUR POLICYMAKERS TO GET
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A SYSTEM OF TESTING, TRACING AND
ISOLATION IN PLACE SO WE COULD
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CONTAIN FUTURE OUTBREAKS
REMEMBER THAT?
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WHEN WE ALL KEPT SAYING "FLATTEN
THE CURVE"
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BACK WHEN DR. FAUCI WAS THE ONE
BRIEFING THE NATION AT PRESS
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CONFERENCES INSTEAD OF CHUCKING
A BALL LIKE YOUR GRANDPA USED
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TO
"I'LL GO GET IT, GRANDPA."
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"LOOK BOTH WAYS WHEN YOU CROSS
THE STREET."
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AND YET, THE PRESIDENT AND THE
GOP HAVE SHOWN ZERO INTEREST IN
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FIXING THE PROBLEM
IN FACT, TRUMP IS SO DEEPLY
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INVESTED IN HIS OWN POLITICAL
FORTUNES AND SO PROFOUNDLY
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DETACHED FROM REALITY, THAT HE
STILL THINKS IT WOULD BE BETTER
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IF WE STOP TESTING ALTOGETHER
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AND JUST LET THE VIRUS RIP
THROUGH THE COUNTRY SICKENING
PEOPLE UNDETECTED.
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>> I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S
OVERRATED, BUT I AM TOTALLY
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WILLING TO KEEP DOING IT
I AM OKAY WITH IT IF THEY WANT
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TO DO IT, BUT AGAIN, IT MAKES US
LOOK BAD
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BUT THINK OF IT.
IF INSTEAD OF 50 MILLION WE DID
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25 MILLION, WE DON'T HAVE THE
NUMBER OF CASES.
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THE CASES WOULD BE DOWN.
HERE WOULD BE THE NORMALLY
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HEADLINE
NOT FOR ME IT WOULDN'T BE.
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BUT FOR ANYBODY ELSE, THEY'D SAY
"CASES CUT IN HALF."
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>> Seth: FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME,
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
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THE HEADLINE WOULDN'T BE "CASES
CUT IN HALF.
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AT BEST, IT WOULD BE SOMETHING
LIKE, "CASES CUT IN HALF BUT
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EVERYONE MYSTERIOUSLY COUGHING
FOR SOME REASON.
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SECOND, IT DOESN'T JUST MAKE YOU
LOOK BAD
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IT IS BAD.
THE CASES ARE THERE MAKING
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PEOPLE SICK IN THE REAL WORLD
WHETHER YOU TEST FOR THEM OR
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NOT.
JUST BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO GO TO
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THE DENTIST DOESN'T MEAN YOU
DON'T HAVE CAVITIES.
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ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LOOK AT
YOUR FACE TO KNOW YOU JUST TOOK
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A SWIG OF ICE WATER WITH A MOUTH
FULL OF ROTTEN TEETH
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AND YOU CAN JUST SENSE THEIR
DESPERATION AS THEY GRASP WILDLY
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FOR ARGUMENTS EVEN THEY MUST
KNOW ARE ABSURD.
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TAKE FOR EXAMPLE WHITE HOUSE
SENIOR POLICY ADVISOR AND
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EDGAR ALLAN POE VILLAIN
STEPHEN MILLER
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[ THUNDER
[ WITCH CACKLING ]
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>> ARRGH, BE GONE, FOUL SEA
SERPENT.
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TO THE LAST, I GRAPPLE WITH
THEE
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FROM HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT
THEE
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FOR HEAT'S SAKE, I SPIT MY LAST
BREATH AT THEE
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>> Seth: SEA CAPTAIN, WHAT DID I
SAY ABOUT AHAB REFERENCES?
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>> AH, WELL, YOU SAID DON'T BE A
MOBY DICK.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SETH
>> Seth: I AM WAITING FOR
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EVERYBODY TO FINISH LAUGHING
>> HA‐HA, OKAY
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>> Seth: AS A RAGING PANDEMIC
SPIRALED OUT OF CONTROL, MILLER
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WENT ON HUMAN MONEY CLIP
TUCKER CARLSON'S SHOW AND
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COMPARED THE PEOPLE PULLING DOWN
CONFEDERATE STATUES TO
CONFEDERATES
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>> THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY FOR A
LONG TIME, HISTORICALLY, HAS
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BEEN THE PARTY OF SECESSION.
WHAT YOU ARE SEEING TODAY IS THE
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DEMOCRATIC PARTY RETURNING TO
ITS ROOTS.
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THESE ARE MAYORS AND GOVERNORS
THAT ARE SAYING THE FEDERAL LAW,
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THE U. S. CONSTITUTION, DOESN'T
APPLY WITHIN THE CONFINES OF OUR
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CITY
AND OUR CITIZENS WHO WILL BE
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HELD AT THE MERCY OF THE MOB
AND THE ADMINISTRATION OF
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JUSTICE, THE FEDERAL COURTHOUSE,
WILL BE ALLOWED TO FALL UNDER
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SIEGE.
AND THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING
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RIGHT NOW IN PORTLAND.
>> Seth: SO I GUESS THAT MEANS
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STEPHEN MILLER WANTS TO BUILD
STATUES TO DEMOCRATIC
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POLITICIANS?
COOL, WHERE DO YOU WANT THE
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JOE BIDEN STATUE
HOW ABOUT ON THE ACELA OR MAYBE
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ON THE DEBATE STAGE WITH TRUMP
IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T MAKE MUCH
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OF A DIFFERENCE.
SINCE I'M PRETTY SURE BIDEN'S
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APPROACH TO THE DEBATES IS KNOWN
IN ORATORICAL CIRCLES AS THE
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STATUE STRATEGY.
JUST STAND AS STILL AS POSSIBLE
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AND LET TRUMP SAY A BUNCH OF
CRAZY THINGS AND MELT DOWN ON
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HIS OWN.
"THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY YOUR
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LEGOS, YOUR 'PAW PATROL,' YOUR
BEANIE BABIES, YOUR 'YO GABBA
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GABBA!
BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET THAT
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HAPPEN, FOLKS.
YOU CAN TRUST YOUR VERY NORMAL
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PRESIDENT.
SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE CALLING
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DEMOCRATS SECESSIONISTS?
YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES PROTECTING
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THE MONUMENTS OF ACTUAL
SECESSIONISTS.
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DO THEY NOT TEACH HISTORY AT
YOUR GRAVE ROBBING SCHOOL?
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THE CONFEDERATES YOU'RE
DEFENDING WERE RACIST SLAVERS
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AND TRADERS.
YOU SHOULD KNOW ALL THAT
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SINCE YOU WERE ALIVE FOR IT, I'M
PRETTY SURE WHEN LEE SURRENDERED
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TO GRANT AT APPOMATTOX, MILLER
WAS THERE POPPING OUT OF HIS
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COFFIN
THE GOP IS TOTALLY AND
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COMPLETELY BANKRUPT, BOTH
MORALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY, AND
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WITH LESS THAN 100 DAYS BEFORE
THE ELECTION, THEY'RE DESPERATE.
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150,000 AMERICANS HAVE DIED,
JOBLESS CLAIMS ARE UP AGAIN, AN
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UNEMPLOYMENT LIFELINE AND
EVICTION MORATORIUM HAVE EXPIRED
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AND THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT
CARTOONS
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NOT ONLY IS THE COUNTRY IN DIRE
STRAITS, BUT ALL OF THIS ‐
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>> MAKES US LOOK BAD
>> Seth: THIS HAS BEEN "A CLOSER
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LOOK."
>> DOZEN
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♪
>> Seth: SO MANY NEW YORKERS ARE
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TURNING TO CITY HARVEST FOR
HELPING FEEDING THEIR FAMILIES,
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AND THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT NOW
MORE THAN EVER
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THERE IS A WEBSITE BELOW TO
DONATE
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WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS.
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♪
>> Announcer: FOR MORE OF SETH'S
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"CLOSER LOOKS," BE SURE TO
SUBSCRIBE TO "LATE NIGHT" ON
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YOUTUB
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>> Seth: WE ARE VERY EXCITED OUR
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GOOD FRIEND FRED ARMISEN IS BACK
LEADING THE 8G BAND THIS WEEK.
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I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT.
BUT IF YOU COULD APPLAUD VERY
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LOUDLY, IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO
HIM.
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THANK YOU.
OUR FIRST GUEST IS A
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UNITED STATES SENATOR FROM
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CALIFORNIA
HERE IS MY CONVERSATION WITH
SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS.
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TO
THE SHOW
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HOW ARE YOU?
>> IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK WITH
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YOU, SETH.
I, YOU KNOW, ALL THINGS
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CONSIDERED, I'M WELL
YOU KNOW, WHEN ONE IN FIVE
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MOTHERS IN AMERICA IS DESCRIBING
HER CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF
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12 AS BEING HUNGRY, I'M GREAT.
>> Seth: I FEEL THE SAME WAY
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WHEN YOU PUT IT IN PERSPECTIVE
I WILL SAY IT'S A LITTLE
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STRANGE.
THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU HAVE
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BEEN ON THE SHOW SINCE WE HAVE
LEFT THE STUDIO.
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ONCE I TALKED TO YOU FROM MY
ATTIC AND NOW I JOIN YOU FROM MY
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IN‐LAWS' HOUSE
AND I WANT TO SAY IT SEEMS AS
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THOUGH YOUR COLLEAGUES IN THE
CAPITOL ARE GETTING BETTER ABOUT
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WEARING MASKS.
>> YES
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>> Seth: BUT DO YOU STILL TRY TO
AVOID THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
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GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY?
NOW THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD REASON
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TO AVOID THEM?
>> I WILL TELL YOU THAT I AM
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STILL VERY VIGILANT ABOUT
WEARING ‐‐ I AM NOW ACTUALLY, I
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STARTED TO SOMETIMES WEAR DOUBLE
MASKS.
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[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>> Seth: MM‐HM
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>> LIKE, THE MEDICAL ONE, YOU
KNOW, THE BLUE ONE, AND THEN,
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YOU KNOW, WHATEVER THE CLOTH ONE
IS OVER.
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YEAH, THEY ARE WEARING ‐‐ SINCE
THE PRESIDENT STARTED WEARING A
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MASK, I'VE NOTICED MANY MORE
PEOPLE ARE WEARING MASKS
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SO, THAT'S INTERESTING, ISN'T
IT
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>> Seth: WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S
MORE SAD THAN INTERESTING
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BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT ‐‐
NO MATTER WHO THE PRESIDENT IS,
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IT'S A REMINDER THAT THEY CAN
SET A GOOD EXAMPLE AND IT'S A
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SHAME IT TOOK THIS LONG.
BUT I THINK WHAT EVERYBODY WAS
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SAYING IS WHEN THE PERSON WHO IS
IN CHARGE DOES THE RIGHT THING,
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IT'S AMAZING HOW MANY PEOPLE
WILL FOLLOW THAT LEAD.
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>> RIGHT
AND YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT.
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I MEAN, THAT IS THE POWER OF
LEADERSHIP, RIGHT?
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AND IT IS ‐‐ IT IS INCUMBENT ON
A PERSON WHO HAS BEEN ELECTED A
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LEADER TO ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND
THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF
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LEADERSHIP
AND, OF COURSE, DONALD TRUMP
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DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE
RESPONSIBILITIES OF LEADERSHIP
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A REAL LEADER UNDERSTANDS THAT
THEIR STRENGTH IS IN HOW THEY
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LIFT PEOPLE UP AND NOT HOW THEY
BEAT PEOPLE DOWN, AND THAT IS
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SOMETHING DONALD TRUMP HAS NEVER
SEEMED TO UNDERSTAND SINCE HE
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TOOK OFFICE.
SO THAT'S WHY I'M VOTING FOR JOE
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BIDEN.
>> Seth: SOMEONE WHO I WOULD
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IMAGINE YOU BELIEVED DID
UNDERSTAND LEADERSHIP, WAS YOUR
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COLLEAGUE JOHN LEWIS
I KNOW HE IS LYING IN STATE NOW
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AT THE CAPITOL
CAN YOU SPEAK ABOUT THE EXAMPLE
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HE SET AND YOUR HISTORY WITH
HIM?
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>> YEAH.
I, UM ‐‐ I REMEMBER HAVING MANY
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CONVERSATIONS WITH HIM, BUT ONE
IN PARTICULAR IN HIS OFFICE,
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WHICH WAS LIKE A CIVIL RIGHTS
MUSEUM BECAUSE HE HAS JUST LIVED
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A FULL LIFE OF SERVICE, RIGHT?
AND FROM THE TIME THAT HE WAS A
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STUDENT AND A YOUNG MAN THROUGH
JUST, YOU KNOW, DAYS AGO
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AND HE WAS AN AMERICAN HERO TO
BE SURE, BUT ONE OF THE KINDEST
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PEOPLE THAT YOU COULD MEET
I MEAN, SETH, YOU KNOW, THE TYPE
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OF PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS,
AGAIN, THAT THERE IS STRENGTH,
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THEIR POWER ‐‐ BECAUSE HE WAS A
VERY POWERFUL MAN.
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BUT IT WASN'T THAT HE DEMANDED
OR CARRIED POWER
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HE JUST WAS POWER.
HE HAD POWERFUL WORDS.
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HE HAD A POWER THAT WAS BORN OUT
OF A LOVE OF OUR COUNTRY, A
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KINDNESS, AND THAT GAVE HIM
POWER, AND I AM GOING TO MISS
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HIM SO
AND, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE THINGS
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THAT I DON'T THINK HAS COME OUT
AS MUCH ABOUT HIM, BUT I WANT TO
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MAKE A POINT OF MENTIONING IT,
HE WAS VERY ENCOURAGING OF
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WOMEN, AND WOMEN IN THE
PROFESSIONS AND WOMEN IN
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LEADERSHIP
AND SO YOU CAN, YOU KNOW, THE
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STORIES OF DIANE NASH OR EVEN
THE STORIES THAT HE WOULD TELL
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ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN OF THE
MOVEMENT THAT INSPIRED HIM,
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INCLUDING ROSA PARKS, WAS ONE OF
THE FIRST PEOPLE IN THE MOVEMENT
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WHO INSPIRED HIM
AND I'M GOING TO MISS HIM
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GREATLY.
AND I GUESS IN A SHORT WAY OF
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SAYING IT, IT'S THIS
JOHN LEWIS WAS ABOUT NOT ONLY
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WALKING ACROSS THE
EDMUND PETTUS BRIDGE FOR THE
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SAKE OF VOTING RIGHTS AND THE
FIGHT FOR EQUALITY IN AMERICA.
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HE WAS ABOUT BUILDING BRIDGES.
HE WASN'T ABOUT BUILDING WALLS
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HE WAS ABOUT BUILDING BRIDGES.
HE UNDERSTOOD THE CONNECTION
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BETWEEN PEOPLE, AND HE WAS A
CONNECTER.
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HE CONNECTED THE FIGHT FROM THE
CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT IN THE
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'50s AND '60s TO WHAT HE DID
STANDING IN THE FRONT OF THE
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LINE TALKING ABOUT WHAT WE NEED
TO DO AROUND IMMIGRANTS' RIGHTS,
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THAT IT'S A CIVIL RIGHTS ISSUE
HE WAS A HUGE ADVOCATE AND
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FIGHTER FOR LBGTQ RIGHTS AND
MARRIAGE EQUALITY.
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HE TRANSCENDED ALL THESE ERAS
AND PERIODS OF TIME, BUT ALWAYS
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CONSISTENTLY FIGHTING FOR
EQUALITY AND DIGNITY FOR ALL
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PEOPLE
>> Seth: I KNOW THAT YOU ARE
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NOW, AS WE SPEAK OF DIGNITY FOR
ALL PEOPLE, OFTENTIMES THAT IS
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THE CASE OF HAVING THE MONEY TO
SUPPORT YOUR FAMILY, PUT FOOD ON
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THE TABLE.
YOU WERE DEBATING THE $600 THAT
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IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
>> RIGHT
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>> Seth: CAN YOU SPEAK TO WHY
THAT NUMBER IS BOTH ECONOMICALLY
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AND MORALLY SOUND, AND ALSO CAN
YOU SPEAK TO THE ARGUMENT THAT,
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BY GIVING AMERICANS MONEY, WE
ARE DISINCENTIVIZING THEM TO
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RETURN TO A WORK FORCE, EVEN
THOUGH THOSE JOBS, IN MOST
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CASES, AREN'T THERE?
>> SO WE HAVE HAD OVER
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40 MILLION PEOPLE AT ONE TIME OR
ANOTHER IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS
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LOSE THEIR JOBS.
CURRENTLY, WE HAVE A NUMBER OF
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ABOUT 17 MILLION PEOPLE ARE
CURRENTLY UNEMPLOYED
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INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH, 50% OF
AFRICAN AMERICAN WORKERS ARE NOW
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UNEMPLOYED SINCE THE PANDEMIC.
IN JUNE, SETH, ONE‐THIRD OF
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AMERICANS WERE NOT ABLE TO PAY
THEIR HOUSING COSTS, RENT OR
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MORTGAGE
ONE IN FIVE MOTHERS, LIKE I SAID
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EARLIER, IS DESCRIBING HER
CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF 12 AS
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BEING HUNGRY
PEOPLE ARE HURTING IN AMERICA,
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HURTING DEEPLY
AND SO WHAT I AM PROPOSING IS
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THAT DURING THE COURSE OF THIS
PANDEMIC, UNTIL WE HAVE SEEN OUR
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WAY OUT OF IT, THERE SHOULD BE A
MORATORIUM ON EVICTIONS, A
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MORATORIUM ON FORECLOSURES, THAT
THERE SHOULD BE A MORATORIUM,
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WHICH MEANS BASICALLY A PAUSE ON
TURNING OFF PEOPLE'S UTILITIES,
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INCLUDING THEIR WATER SERVICE.
BECAUSE BY THE WAY, PEOPLE CAN'T
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PAY THEIR WATER BILLS WHEN THEY
ARE NOT WORKING, AND YOU NEED TO
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WASH YOUR HANDS TO PROTECT YOUR
FAMILY FROM THE VIRUS.
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SO THAT'S WHAT MY
R. E. L. I. E. F. ACT CALLS FOR, JUST
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TO GIVE PEOPLE RELIEF AND LET
THEM JUST ‐‐ TO THE EXTENT THAT
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WE CAN, SURVIVE THROUGH THE
COURSE OF THIS PANDEMIC SO THAT
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AT THE END OF IT THEY CAN GET
BACK ON THEIR FEET
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WE DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO FALL
FURTHER AND FURTHER THROUGH THE
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CRACKS
BECAUSE AT SOME POINT WE NEED TO
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RECOVER.
SO LET'S SEE PEOPLE AND CARRY
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THEM THROUGH THE DAYS AND MONTHS
TO GET ON THE OTHER SIDE AND
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WITH DIGNITY
>> Seth: I DO ‐‐ BECAUSE
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OBVIOUSLY THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS
TOPIC WE ARE TALKING ABOUT
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BUT ON A LIGHTER SIDE, I DO WANT
TO COMPLIMENT ‐‐ THE
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R.E.L.I.E.F. ACT IS AN ACRONYM
I WANT TO MAKE SURE I GET THIS
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RIGHT.
RENT EMERGENCIES LEAVE IMPACTS
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ON EVICTED FAMILIES ACT.
WHO COMES UP WITH THE ACRONYMS,
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SENATOR?
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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>> THERE IS LIKE A WHOLE GROUP
OF PEOPLE WHO WORK ON THOSE
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THINGS
IT'S REALLY KIND OF PART OF THE
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FUNNY ART OF THE UNITED STATES
CONGRESS
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LIKE, THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO SPEND
A LOT OF TIME COMING UP WITH
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THESE ACRONYMS, AND THEY ARE
OFTEN VERY GOOD, INCLUDING ‐
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>> Seth: I GUESS THE GOAL OF
THESE ACRONYMS IS YOU WANT TO
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MAKE IT SO THAT, YOU KNOW ‐‐ AND
THIS IS EITHER PARTY WOULD DO
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THIS
YOU TRY TO NAME IT SOMETHING
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THAT YOU WOULD SHAME YOUR
COLLEAGUES INTO VOTING AGAINST,
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SOMETHING LIKE THE R. E. L. I. E. F.
ACT OR THE C. A. R. E. S. ACT OR ‐‐
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I MEAN, IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU
SHOULD TRY TO MAKE ‐
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>> THE H. E. R. O. E. S. ACT.
>> Seth: THE K. I. T. T. E. N. ACT.
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JUST ANYTHING.
>> RIGHT
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NO, RIGHT.
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW THAT WE HAVE
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YET HAD THE SANTA CLAUS ACT, BUT
I THINK YOU ARE RAISING A FAIR
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POINT.
>> Seth: YEAH.
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>> I THINK ‐‐ BUT IT IS ALSO
ABOUT SPEAKING TO THE VALUES
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THAT ARE AT PLAY IN THE
LEGISLATION AND CERTAINLY WITH
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THE R. E. L. I. E. F. ACT, IT IS ‐‐
THAT IS A VERY IMPORTANT VALUE
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>> Seth: YES, THAT IS A FAIR
ONE.
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THE ACRONYM DOES LINE UP WITH
THE CORE PRINCIPLES BEHIND THE
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ACT.
>> YEAH.
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YEAH
>> Seth: WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE
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FROM SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS
♪
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>> Seth: HERE IS MORE OF MY
CONVERSATION WITH SENATOR
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KAMALA HARRIS.
>> Seth: YOU AND CORY BOOKER ‐‐
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I KNOW YOU HAVE TRIED TO
SPEARHEAD POLICE REFORM.
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THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAS
STALLED IN THE SENATE.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY OPTIMISM MOVING
FORWARD THAT THERE IS GOING TO
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BE SOMETHING THAT CAN GET
THROUGH THE SENATE AND MAKE IT
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TO THE PRESIDENT'S DESK?
>> I AM HOPEFUL, BUT, YOU KNOW,
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EVERYONE HAS TO PARTICIPATE.
SO THE WORK THAT CORY BOOKER AND
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I DID WAS AROUND THE JUSTICE IN
POLICING ACT AND IN MOST OF OUR
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COLLEAGUES ON THE DEMOCRATIC
SIDE IN THE SENATE SUPPORT IT.
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ON THE HOUSE SIDE, THERE WAS
BIPARTISAN SUPPORT FOR A SIMILAR
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MEASURE WHICH HAS NOW BEEN NAMED
THE GEORGE FLOYD JUSTICE AND
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POLICING ACT
AND BIPARTISAN SUPPORT, THE
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CONGRESSIONAL BLACK CAUCUS WAS
THE LEADER ON IT, AND I AM
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URGING MITCH McCONNELL, ALONG
WITH MANY OF US ‐‐ PUT IT NOW ON
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THE FLOOR FOR A VOTE
BECAUSE IT'S JUST ‐‐
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IT'S FAIR, IT'S REASONABLE, IT'S
PRACTICAL.
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IT SAYS THAT WE SHOULD HAVE
THINGS LIKE A NATIONAL STANDARD
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FOR EXCESSIVE USE OF FORCE
SO WHEN A POLICE OFFICER USES
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EXCESSIVE FORCE, THE QUESTION WE
SHOULD ASK IS NOT "WAS THAT
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REASONABLE," WHICH IS WHAT
CURRENTLY WE ASK, WE SHOULD
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ASK ‐‐ BECAUSE YOU CAN REASON
AWAY ANYTHING.
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WE SHOULD BE ASKING, "WAS THAT
NECESSARY?
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WE ARE SAYING THAT THERE SHOULD
BE INDEPENDENT INVESTIGATIONS
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BECAUSE THE PROSECUTOR WHO WORKS
WITH THAT POLICE DEPARTMENT
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EVERY DAY WILL AT LEAST HAVE AN
APPEARANCE OF A CONFLICT OF
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INTEREST, AND WE WANT TO BRING
INTEGRITY TO THE SYSTEM.
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SO THESE ARE SOME OF THE THINGS
THAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, AND,
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YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ARE MARCHING IN
THE STREETS BY THE HUNDREDS OF
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THOUSANDS IF NOT MILLIONS.
PEOPLE WHO SEEMINGLY HAVE
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NOTHING IN COMMON ARE JOINING
TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW
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SEEING IN VIVID DETAIL, BECAUSE
OF SMARTPHONES, WHAT
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COMMUNITIES, AND IN PARTICULAR
THE BLACK COMMUNITY, HAS KNOWN
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FOR GENERATIONS.
AND THERE NEEDS TO BE
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ACCOUNTABILITY AND CONSEQUENCE
ON THIS ISSUE, AND WE DON'T NEED
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TO STUDY IT.
WE'VE STUDIED IT FOR
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GENERATIONS.
EMMETT TILL'S MOTHER WAS TRYING
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TO HELP US FIGURE THIS OUT WHEN
SHE HAD THE COURAGE TO LEAVE
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THAT OPEN CASKET TO SHOW THE
WORLD THE BRUTALITY THAT WE'RE
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TALKING ABOUT.
WE DON'T NEED TO STUDY IT
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ANYMORE.
WE NEED TO ACT
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AND THAT'S WHAT OUR LEGISLATION
WOULD DO
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AND SO I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO
ENCOURAGE MITCH McCONNELL TO PUT
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IT ON THE FLOOR FOR A VOTE
>> Seth: HE SEEMS TO BE A PRETTY
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EASILY CONVINCED GUY WHEN IT
COMES TO BRINGING SOMETHING TO A
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VOTE
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
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OLD MITCH JUST NEEDS A LITTLE
ENCOURAGEMENT.
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>> ENCOURAGE HIM TO PUT THE
JOHN LEWIS VOTING RIGHTS ACT ON
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THE FLOOR FOR A VOTE
SO WE CAN PUT TEETH BACK INTO
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VOTING RIGHTS AND MAKE SURE THAT
THE ELECTIONS THAT WE HAVE
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COMING UP ALLOW EVERYONE TO
PARTICIPATE EQUALLY.
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00:29:03,442 --> 00:29:06,511
>> Seth: THERE ‐‐ I WANT TO
FINISH WITH THIS
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00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,814
THERE IS A SHORT LIST.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE AWARE OF
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THIS
THERE IS A SHORT LIST FOR VP
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00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,985
AND IT'S LIKE A LIST OF NAMES OF
PEOPLE
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00:29:12,985 --> 00:29:15,721
AND SOME WOULD SAY THAT YOU
MIGHT BE ON THAT LIST.
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00:29:15,721 --> 00:29:17,990
SO DO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A VERY
SAFE ANSWER THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE
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PREPLANNED THAT YOU GIVE TO
PEOPLE WHEN THEY SAY, "WHAT
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WOULD YOU ‐‐ WOULD YOU WANT TO
BE VICE PRESIDENT?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
JUST MAKE IT SOUND ‐
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>> LET ME READ MY ANSWER
>> Seth: THERE YOU GO.
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WE'LL JUST LEAVE IT AT THAT.
>> NO, BUT LET ME ‐‐ NO, LET ME
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SAY THIS
LET ME SAY THIS.
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I AM HONORED TO BE A PART OF
THIS DISCUSSION, AND I SAY THIS
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TO YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY
HEART AND SOUL
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WE HAVE TO ELECT JOE BIDEN THE
NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
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STATES
AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY
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POWER REGARDLESS OF WHERE I AM
WE HAVE TO ELECT HIM
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00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:52,658
WE CANNOT ENDURE ANOTHER FOUR
YEARS OF DONALD TRUMP.
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WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO, AT THIS
MOMENT IN TIME, HAS COMPASSION,
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WHO WAS EMPATHY, WHO HAS A SENSE
OF DIGNITY, SELF‐DIGNITY AND
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LIFTING UP THE DIGNITY OF
OTHERS, SOMEBODY WHO FIGHTS FOR
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WORKING FAMILIES
THAT'S WHO JOE BIDEN IS.
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I KNOW JOE
THIS IS LITERALLY WHO HE IS.
595
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AND WE NEED TO SAVE THE SOUL OF
OUR COUNTRY.
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WE REALLY DO
WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO CARES
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ABOUT THE PEOPLE AND LOVES THE
PEOPLE
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00:30:18,216 --> 00:30:21,286
BUT, YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT
JOHN LEWIS
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LET'S CONNECT THESE TWO THINGS
YOU KNOW, PART OF THE LEADERSHIP
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IN THE PAST OF JOHN LEWIS IS HE
WAS MOTIVATED BY LOVE.
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00:30:27,192 --> 00:30:29,494
>> Seth: WELL, I THINK THAT IS A
NICE PLACE TO LEAVE IT
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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING
TIME FOR US AGAIN, SENATOR
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>> THANK YOU
GOOD TO BE HERE AGAIN.
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>> Seth: HAVE A GREAT REST OF
YOUR WEEK.
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>> TAKE CARE
>> Seth: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
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WITH MORE "LATE NIGHT.
♪
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>> Seth: REGIS PHILBIN PASSED
AWAY THIS WEEKEND.
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AS GREAT A TV HOST AS WE ARE
EVER LIKELY TO SEE
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I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET REGIS
A FEW TIMES, AND IT WAS A
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DELIGHT HOW HE WAS EXACTLY THE
SAME IN PERSON AS HE WAS ON
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TELEVISION
THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT
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REGIS WASN'T HIS CONTAGIOUS
ENTHUSIASM, IT WAS HOW MANY
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YEARS HE MAINTAINED THAT
CONTAGIOUS ENTHUSIASM.
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WE SEND OUR CONDOLENCES TO HIS
WIFE, JOY, AND THE REST OF HIS
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FAMILY
REGIS WILL BE MISSED
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WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
♪
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>> Seth: OUR NEXT GUEST IS A
SUPER BOWL AND COLLEGE FOOTBALL
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NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP‐WINNING
COACH.
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HE SERVES AS THE HEAD COACH OF
THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS AND HIS
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AUDIBLE ORIGINAL, "COMPETE TO
CREATE: AN APPROACH TO LIVING
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AND LEADING AUTHENTICALLY," IS
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AVAILABLE NOW.
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH
PETE CARROLL
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>> Seth: HOW ARE YOU DOING
TODAY,
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COACH?
>> HEY
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DOING ALL RIGHT.
GLAD TO BE WITH YOU.
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>> Seth: SO I HAVE TO IMAGINE
THIS IS AN OFF SEASON LIKE NO
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OTHER.
HOW IS VIRTUAL PREPARATION GOING
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FOR YOU SO FAR
>> MAN, YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW
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MUCH WE HAVE DUG IN, YOU KNOW.
EVERY DAY, DAY IN AND DAY OUT,
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WITH THE PLAYERS
AND YOU'RE NOT JUST TRYING TO
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PASS ALONG INFORMATION
YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP THEM FIRED
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UP AND HAVING FUN, AND STAYING
ENGAGED AND ALL.
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00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:34,820
SO IT'S BEEN A REAL PROCESS.
WE'VE TAKEN AN APPROACH, LET'S
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MAKE IT AS FUN AS CAN BE AND TRY
TO CREATE WAYS TO, YOU KNOW,
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KEEP THE INTEREST GOING.
AND WE REALLY HAD A GOOD RUN AT
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IT
SO WE'RE PREPARED, AS WE'RE
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GOING TO BE VIRTUAL HERE WHEN WE
COME TO CAMP IN A COUPLE OF
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DAYS
AND SO, WE'RE PREPARED TO DO IT.
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00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,569
>> Seth: YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
SOMEONE WHO IS KNOWN FOR YOUR
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OPTIMISM, KNOWN FOR YOUR ‐
>> NO, NO WAY.
641
00:32:53,939 --> 00:32:56,475
NO WAY
>> Seth: YEAH.
642
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,743
WELL, I WOULD SAY THAT OPTIMISM
IS PROBABLY A PRETTY HELPFUL
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00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:01,279
TOOL RIGHT NOW
YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, WE'VE SEEN,
644
00:33:01,279 --> 00:33:04,316
YOU KNOW, THE NBA IS TRYING TO
MAKE A GO, THE NHL, MAJOR LEAGUE
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00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,952
BASEBALL STARTED THIS WEEK
WE'VE ALREADY SEEN, YOU KNOW, IN
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FLORIDA THEY'RE HAVING SOME
ISSUES
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>> RIGHT
>> Seth: ARE YOU OPTIMISTIC THAT
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THE SEASON IS GOING TO COME OFF?
>> WELL, YEAH.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER WAY OF
LOOKING AT IT THAN LIKE THAT,
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00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,896
SETH
YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY WE
651
00:33:17,896 --> 00:33:21,867
GO HERE.
BUT I DO THINK AT A TIME LIKE
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THIS, AND THROUGH ALL OF THESE
TIMES, THAT IT IS A TOOL THAT
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HELPS YOU.
YOU KNOW
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IT'S A MENTALITY
IT'S LOOKING FORWARD TO
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00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,977
SOMETHING GOOD IS JUST ABOUT TO
HAPPEN, AND THAT KIND OF THOUGHT
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00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:35,046
PROCESS DOES HELP YOU.
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ‐‐ YOU
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00:33:35,046 --> 00:33:37,782
KNOW, EVERYBODY IS MISSING OUT
ON THEIR NORMAL WAYS, AND WE
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00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:42,053
HAVE TO OVERCOME THAT KIND OF,
YOU KNOW, THOSE CHALLENGES
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00:33:42,053 --> 00:33:44,656
AND WE HAVE TO DO IT WITH
ATTITUDE
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00:33:44,656 --> 00:33:46,525
IT'S REALLY ‐‐ IT'S ABOUT YOUR
ATTITUDE SO ‐‐ FOR EVERYBODY
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00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,827
IT'S ABOUT OUR ATTITUDE.
AND WE ARE GOING TO TRY TO
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00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:52,330
REALLY CHAMPION THE CAUSE, BE
FORWARD THINKING AND POSITIVE,
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00:33:52,330 --> 00:33:55,300
SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER AND MAKE THE
VERY BEST OF THIS.
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AND WE ARE GOING TO KICK BUTT.
THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY WAY I
665
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,738
KNOW HOW TO GO ABOUT IT.
>> Seth: YOU HAVE THIS AUDIBLE
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00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,807
ORIGINAL CALLED "COMPETE TO
CREATE."
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00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:05,210
THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN ‐‐ OR I
SHOULD SAY IT'S BASED ON YOUR
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00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:08,813
PHILOSOPHY, AND THIS IS NOT JUST
A WAY FOR ATHLETES TO SORT OF
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MAXIMIZE THEIR POTENTIAL, THIS
IS FOR EVERYONE.
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00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:14,085
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THIS
IDEA, AND WHAT MADE YOU WANT TO
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00:34:14,085 --> 00:34:16,154
GET IT OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE TO
LISTEN TO?
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00:34:16,154 --> 00:34:19,090
>> WELL, IT'S REALLY JUST A ‐‐
IT'S A ILLUSTRATION OF, YOU
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00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:21,726
KNOW, OF OUR PHILOSOPHY AND HOW
WE'VE APPROACHED, YOU KNOW, OUR
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00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:24,129
WORK FOR YEARS
AND THIS IS NOT NEW FOR US
675
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:27,666
BUT I FOUND THAT THERE WAS ‐‐
THERE WAS A LOT OF INTEREST.
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00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,467
AND THERE HAVE BEEN PEOPLE THAT
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF
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00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:31,236
CLAMORING FOR WHY ARE YOU DOING
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,871
WE DON'T DO THINGS EXACTLY THE
SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE NOW
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00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:35,073
YOU KNOW, WE'RE A LITTLE
DIFFERENT.
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00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,143
AND IN THAT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A
WAY ABOUT US AND THERE'S A
681
00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:41,846
CULTURE ABOUT US THAT A LOT OF
PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN
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00:34:41,846 --> 00:34:44,883
SO WE'VE CREATED A LITTLE
BUSINESS AND WE HAVE BEEN
683
00:34:44,883 --> 00:34:47,085
HELPING SOME CORPORATIONS AND
SOME PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, AS WE DO
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00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,621
OUR FOOTBALL, AND THIS IS ON THE
SIDE
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00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:53,658
BUT WE ALSO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
IMPORTANT TO BE ABLE TO HAND IT
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00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,527
TO MORE PEOPLE IF THEY WANT TO
SO THE AUDIBLE ORIGINAL IS
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SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, THAT WE'VE
CREATED TO REALLY SHARE OUR
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00:34:58,129 --> 00:35:00,465
IDEAS AND THOUGHTS WITH PEOPLE
AROUND THE WORLD IF THEY'RE
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00:35:00,465 --> 00:35:02,200
INTERESTED
SO IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SPORTS.
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00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,035
YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT A LOT OF
OTHER THINGS
691
00:35:04,035 --> 00:35:06,004
SO IT'S ‐‐ SHOULD BE FUN FOR
PEOPLE
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00:35:06,004 --> 00:35:09,507
>> Seth: THIS SEASON IS ALSO NOT
JUST GOING TO BE ABOUT SPORTS.
693
00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:13,445
WE ARE GOING TO BE DEALING WITH
COVID‐19, OBVIOUSLY, AND WE'RE
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00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:17,048
ALSO GOING TO HAVE SOCIAL
JUSTICE ISSUES WHICH HAVE BEEN A
695
00:35:17,048 --> 00:35:19,784
PART OF, YOU KNOW, THE LEAGUE'S
HISTORY THESE LAST FEW YEARS,
696
00:35:19,784 --> 00:35:21,753
BUT WILL DEFINITELY BE AT THE
FOREFRONT.
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00:35:21,753 --> 00:35:24,489
HOW DO YOU THINK EVERYONE IS
GOING TO DEAL WITH THAT?
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00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,759
DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO BE A
SUM POSITIVE FOR THE LEAGUE
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00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,061
MOVING FORWARD, THE FACT THAT IT
SEEMS LIKE AT THE COMMISSIONER
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00:35:30,061 --> 00:35:33,365
LEVEL THERE IS AN EMBRACING OF
THE FACT THAT THESE ARE
701
00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,000
IMPORTANT THINGS WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT?
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00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,935
>> YEAH.
THIS ‐‐ WE'RE TALKING LIFE NOW
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00:35:36,935 --> 00:35:40,538
WE ARE IN THE MIDST OF A WHOLE
CYCLE THAT WE ARE EITHER GOING
704
00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:44,809
TO DO WELL WITH IT OR NOT.
WE HAVE DO WELL WITH IT.
705
00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,879
SO WE HAVE TO STAY ON TOPIC,
WE ‐‐ WHETHER IT'S DEALING WITH
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00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:51,483
THE MENTALITY OF THE PANDEMIC
AND THE COVID THING.
707
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:54,552
YOU KNOW, THAT'S ABOUT MINDSET,
AND WE ARE GOING TO BE WORKING
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00:35:54,552 --> 00:35:57,722
HARD AT THAT
BUT REALLY WHAT'S COMING AT US
709
00:35:57,722 --> 00:36:01,660
HERE IS WAY MORE IN TERMS OF
EQUALITY, IN TERMS OF INJUSTICE
710
00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:05,897
THAT WE SEE EVERYWHERE
YOU KNOW, WE HAVE JUST DIVED
711
00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:09,200
RIGHT INTO IT WITH OUR PLAYERS,
AS WE ALWAYS HAVE, BUT EVEN MORE
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00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:12,704
SO WITH A GREATER CONCERN AND A
GREATER FOCUS THAN EVER.
713
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,540
AND I THINK THAT'S A REALLY GOOD
THING FOR US AS WE HAVE TO MAKE
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00:36:15,540 --> 00:36:18,276
PROGRESS HERE.
SO WHAT WE'RE DOING, SETH, IS WE
715
00:36:18,276 --> 00:36:20,879
ARE GOING TO JUST CONTINUE TO
KEEP IT ON THE FRONT OF OUR
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00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,715
MINDS AND KEEP TALKING AND KEEP
SHARING OUR IDEAS AND SHARING
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00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:26,017
OUR STORIES.
AND COMMUNICATING WITH EVERYBODY
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00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:30,188
AND MAKING SURE THAT WE DON'T
BACK AWAY OR LOSE SIGHT OF THE
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00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:32,924
FACT THAT WE HAVE A LOT TO DO
HERE, AND THERE IS A LOT OF WORK
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00:36:32,924 --> 00:36:35,093
TO DO, OUR PLAYERS ARE
EXTRAORDINARY.
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00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:38,697
THE MESSAGING THAT THEY CAN SEND
OUT, WHAT THEY STAND FOR, WHAT
722
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:41,132
THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH, HOW THEY
CAN TEACH.
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00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:45,603
THEY'RE A REMARKABLE GROUP, AND
WE NEED THEM TO MAKE SURE AND
724
00:36:45,603 --> 00:36:49,974
STAY, YOU KNOW, VIGILANT AND ‐‐
BECAUSE THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
725
00:36:49,974 --> 00:36:52,377
ISN'T GOING AWAY
THIS IS A LIFETIME COMMITMENT, I
726
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,979
THINK, OF TURNING THINGS
AND WE ARE GOING TO DO IT BY
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00:36:54,979 --> 00:36:56,948
CARING FOR PEOPLE, AND CARING
FOR ONE ANOTHER, AND SHOWING HOW
728
00:36:56,948 --> 00:37:01,252
IMPORTANT IT IS TO SEE AND HEAR
AND FEEL, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY
729
00:37:01,252 --> 00:37:02,987
AROUND US.
SO, WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE
730
00:37:02,987 --> 00:37:04,956
CHALLENGE OF THAT.
IT'S GOING TO BE A REMARKABLE
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00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,158
SEASON
IT'S A REMARKABLE YEAR IN SO
732
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,127
MANY WAYS THAT WE NEED TO TAKE
THE CHALLENGE AND DO WELL WITH
733
00:37:09,127 --> 00:37:10,962
IT
SO LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
734
00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:13,431
>> Seth: YOU'RE SORT OF KNOWN
FOR A COMPASSIONATE LEADERSHIP
735
00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:15,800
STYLE THAT IS MAYBE NOT A
STEREOTYPICAL STYLE THAT WE
736
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,635
THINK OF WHEN WE THINK OF
FOOTBALL COACHES
737
00:37:17,635 --> 00:37:20,705
DO YOU FIND WHEN PLAYERS FIRST
COME INTO YOUR SYSTEM THAT
738
00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:25,076
THEY'RE A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK BY
HAVING A COACH LIKE YOU, OR DO
739
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,245
THEY EMBRACE IT RIGHT AWAY
>> WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS A LITTLE
740
00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:33,051
BIT OF ‐‐ SEEMINGLY A LITTLE BIT
OF ANTICIPATION OF LIKE, "WHAT
741
00:37:33,051 --> 00:37:34,919
AM I GETTING INTO HERE
WHAT IS THIS?"
742
00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:37,422
YOU KNOW, I'VE HEARD THIS AND
THAT ABOUT IT.
743
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:40,358
AND SO WE TRY TO SHOCK THE HECK
OUT OF THEM FROM THE MOMENT THAT
744
00:37:40,358 --> 00:37:43,328
THEY GET TO US ABOUT THE WAY WE
LIKE TO INTERACT, THE WAY WE
745
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:46,197
LIKE TO BUILD OUR RELATIONSHIPS,
AND COUNT ON ONE ANOTHER
746
00:37:46,197 --> 00:37:50,769
AND, YOU KNOW, THIS IS SUCH A
DIFFICULT CHALLENGE TO BRING ALL
747
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,837
OF THESE GUYS TOGETHER TO MAKE A
TEAM AND TO GO UP AGAINST THE
748
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:57,442
EXTRAORDINARY COMPETITION THAT
WE FACE, THAT IT TAKES EVERY
749
00:37:57,442 --> 00:38:01,045
SINGLE ASPECT OF EVERYTHING WE
GOT TO BE GOOD
750
00:38:01,045 --> 00:38:04,516
AND I THINK WHEN IT REALLY COMES
FROM YOUR HEART AND GUYS ARE
751
00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:08,253
TUNED IN AND THEY'RE CONNECTED
AND THEY LEARN TO FEEL WHAT IT
752
00:38:08,253 --> 00:38:11,422
IS TO BE A GREAT TEAMMATE FOR
ONE ANOTHER, THEN YOU CAN DO
753
00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,391
SOME GREAT THINGS.
AND THAT'S THE CHALLENGE WE ARE
754
00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:15,894
UP AGAINST EVERY YEAR.
AND IF WE'RE NOT HAVING FUN, I'M
755
00:38:15,894 --> 00:38:18,863
SCREWING IT UP
YOU KNOW, SO ALWAYS REMEMBER
756
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:21,633
THAT WE'RE PLAYING FOOTBALL.
AND SO I WANT TO KEEP THAT IN
757
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:25,069
MIND AT ALL TIMES AND MAKE IT AS
GOOD AS WE CAN FOR OUR GUYS.
758
00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:27,605
HOPEFULLY, YOU KNOW, WE'LL SHOCK
THEM A LITTLE BIT, YEAH.
759
00:38:27,605 --> 00:38:30,875
BUT WE'RE GOING TO DO SOME GREAT
THINGS ALONG THE WAY, TOO.
760
00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:34,179
>> Seth: YOU'VE MANAGED TO TAKE
FROM ‐‐ OBVIOUSLY, WE'RE, IN
761
00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:37,348
NORMAL TIMES, A NEW YORK‐BASED
SHOW
762
00:38:37,348 --> 00:38:40,084
NEW YORK USED TO BE HOME OF ONE
OF THE BEST SAFETIES IN THE NFL,
763
00:38:40,084 --> 00:38:43,888
AND NOW I THINK HE'S A ‐‐ I
THINK HE'S ‐‐ IS IT OFFICIAL
764
00:38:43,888 --> 00:38:45,523
NOW?
HAS HE PASSED HIS PHYSICAL
765
00:38:45,523 --> 00:38:47,625
IS JAMAL ADAMS OFFICIALLY A
SEAHAWK?
766
00:38:47,625 --> 00:38:50,028
>> WELL, HE DID.
HE HAS, AND HE'S FLYING TODAY.
767
00:38:50,028 --> 00:38:52,430
SO I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
HIS PHYSICAL YET
768
00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:54,199
BUT, YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF
GREAT THINGS THAT HAVE COME OUT
769
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,568
OF NEW YORK.
AND SO, HE'S KIND OF ‐‐ HE'S
770
00:38:56,568 --> 00:39:00,405
KIND OF BEEN TRANSPLANTED FROM
DALLAS
771
00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:02,040
BUT HE HAD HIS TIME THERE.
I'M REALLY APPRECIATIVE THAT
772
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,474
THEY SENT HIM UP
WE ARE THRILLED TO HAVE THIS
773
00:39:03,474 --> 00:39:05,210
PLAYER COMING TO US.
HE'S GOT AN EXTRAORDINARY
774
00:39:05,210 --> 00:39:09,247
ABILITY LEVEL, BUT HE'S GOT A
CHARACTER.
775
00:39:09,247 --> 00:39:11,349
HE'S GOT A PERSONALITY
HE'S GOT JUICE ABOUT HIM THAT
776
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:13,751
CAN HELP OTHER GUYS PLAY WELL.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY FIRED
777
00:39:13,751 --> 00:39:16,487
UP ABOUT THAT.
OUR TEAM IS, AS WELL
778
00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:19,524
AND I'M HOPING HE WILL FIND A
REALLY GOOD PLACE FOR HIMSELF
779
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:24,128
HERE IN SEATTLE.
>> Seth: WELL, I CAN'T TELL YOU
780
00:39:24,128 --> 00:39:26,664
HOW ‐‐ THE THINGS I REALIZE ARE
VERY IMPORTANT FOR MY RETURN TO
781
00:39:26,664 --> 00:39:30,034
NORMALCY ARE THAT MY KIDS CAN GO
TO SCHOOL AND I CAN WATCH
782
00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,871
FOOTBALL ON SUNDAY
I KNOW ONE IS MORE IMPORTANT
783
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:34,505
THAN THE OTHER
BUT RATIONALLY, IT WILL BE VERY
784
00:39:34,505 --> 00:39:37,342
IMPORTANT FOR ME
SO I WISH YOU AND ENTIRE LEAGUE
785
00:39:37,342 --> 00:39:39,210
THE BEST OF LUCK
AND IT'S NICE TO HAVE A COACH
786
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:42,814
THAT I KNOW PUTS THINGS LIKE
SAFETY FIRST, AND THANKS FOR
787
00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,682
MAKING TIME FOR US
>> ALL RIGHT, I APPRECIATE IT.
788
00:39:44,682 --> 00:39:47,418
THANKS, SETH
>> Seth: WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK
789
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:47,874
WITH MORE "LATE NIGHT.
♪
790
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,476
>> Seth: I WANT TO THANK MY
GUESTS SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS AND
791
00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:13,344
PETE CARROLL
I WANT TO THANK FRED ARMISEN AND
792
00:40:13,344 --> 00:40:15,179
THE 8G BAND.
STAYED TUNED FOR "LILLY SINGH.
793
00:40:15,179 --> 00:40:16,948
STAY SAFE, WASH YOUR HANDS, WEAR
A MASK
794
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:54,886
WE LOVE YOU.
♪
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