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- SCREAM (2011) -
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- Hello?
- Hello. I>
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- Uh, yes?
- Who is this?
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- Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to? I>
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- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
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- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
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- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
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It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
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Why, angry feel.
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- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
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...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing.
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- Who you keep texting?
- I have a Facebook stalker. He keeps leaving me messages.
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- Nah, like what?
- Just stuff like: Hey, what's up? You are hot. I want to kill you...
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- Well, delete him.
- I did it, but he hacked its way back in.
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- Or report him.
- He is really hot, tho. You wanna see?
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- That's Channing Tatum.
- It is not. Is it?
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Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You were being punk'd.
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- Hello?
- Who is this? I>
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The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.
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I am sorry. You don't have to be a bitch about it. I>
- Of course I don't. Eat me.
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- You hang up on me and I cut thru your neck until I feel bone! I>
- Who is it?
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It's for you.
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- Hello?
- Who is this? I>
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- It's Trudie. Who's this?
- This is the last person you ever gonna see alive. I>
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- It's a prank. Hang up.
- Why did you give the phone to me?
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- You are the one with a stalker.
- Are the doors locked?
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Don't freak out.
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Let it ring.
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It's from stalker boy.
He said "Answer the phone".
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For God's sake, it's a joke Trudie.
It's probably Lexie or Karen.
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- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
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- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
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It's a joke, Trudie, ok? Someone made a
dummy profile. They re just trying to scare you.
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Wait. Who is it?
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I said, who is it?
Let's call the cops.
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"I dare you to open the door."
No, Sherri, don't. No, don't, I'm scared.
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It could be anyone that we know.
Lisa, Bailey, Wayne.
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Or the hoped-for long shot, Channing Tatum.
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There is nobody out here.
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What is it say?
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It says "I'm not outside,
I am right beside you. "
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Trudie!
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- Fucking kidding me?
- What?
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That was so fucking stupid. Pure horse shit.
The death of horror right here in front of us!
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- I jumped. It scared me.
- A fucking Facebook killer? You re kidding me right?
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I guess now it would be Twitter. That'd make more sense.
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Under articulate teens sit around and deconstruct horror movies
until Ghostface kills them one by one.
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It's been done to death. The whole self-aware
post-modern meta-shit.
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Stick a fork in 1996 already.
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I like the Stab movies. They are scarier.
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It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.
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There is something real about a guy
with a knife who just ... snaps.
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- It can really happen.
- I can't do it. These people don't know when to stop.
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They just keep recycling the same shit.
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Even the opening scene, there is always some random girl
who gets a call that undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
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It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.
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You can see everything coming.
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Did that surprise you?
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- Why?
- Because you talk too much.
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Now shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.
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Oh my God. I love it.
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I've seen it five times,
and it still gets me every time.
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- You re kidding? I don't get it.
- Ok, it's like the Twilight Zone.
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- Twilight zone...
- A movie within a movie.
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I get that. But it's illogical..
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It begs the question that if the beginning of Stab 7 is
Stab 6 then it's the beginning of Stab 6 Stab 5?
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And if so, what is Stab 4 about?
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- You re over thinking it.- Am I or did you ever make it,
just under think it, there's a reason i don't watch these movies?
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I can't believe you haven't seen them. We live in Woodsboro.
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It has nothing to do with Woodsboro.
I thought you said Stab was based on true stories.
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The first three, the original trilogy is based off of Sidney Prescott.
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But then she threatened to sue em if they used
the true story so they just started making stuff up.
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Stab 5 has time travel, which is by far the worst.
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- And don't you have enough about this story every year?
- At least Woodsboro is known for something.
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Did you hear that?
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Uh, no, I didn't hear anything.
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I did.
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Jenny, don't try to scare me.
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I am not trying to scare you.
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You do it all the time.
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No, I don't.
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Where are you going?
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I told you, I heard something.
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I know you re trying to scare me.
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I am not.
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What is it?
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I must have left the window in my room open.
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- Could you get that? Marnie?
- Yeah.
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- Hello?
- Hello. Who is this?
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Marnie. Who is this?
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This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
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What?
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- I am sorry. I had to.
- You bitch!
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- So not funny.
- Somebody falls for it every year.
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- I don't see why you get off on this shi.....
- Marnie?
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Marnie? Marnie?!?
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Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor.
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You know, you really should direct horror films.
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Wherever you are...
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Lemme guess. You want me to walk
by an open door frame so you can pop out, huh?
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Ok. Timing, timing is perfect. But you don't have the
app on your phone, so you can't talk like Ghostface.
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- Can you?
- Yes, I can.
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- Who is this?
- Not an app.
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- Is this Trevor?
- Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
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Think of me as your director. You re in my movie.
You got a fun part so don't blow it.
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- What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back.
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But you, you re dumb blond with the big tits.
We'll have some fun with you before you die.
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I have a 4.0 GPA (Grade Point Average) and 135 IQ asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?
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- She's on the cutting room floor.
-That's not funny.
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This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die.
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And you'd better start running.
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Marnie?
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- What do you think?
- Well, I guess today's the anniversary.
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- Kids...
- No, I meant the display.
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- It's good.
- Told the owner I'd kill his cat if you didn't get a ring.
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Nice...
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- Woah, 25 to stay alive!
- Shit! Sorry Sheriff!
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Kirby...
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Ehi, before you get in the car, you
have to promise not to kill me.
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Why? What did you do?
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Trevor called me last night.
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Why is he calling you?
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Because you won't take his calls, he knows
I have your ear and he wants to know.
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- Know what?
- How upset you are.
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- Can we just not talk about this?
- Fine, fine.
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So, Trevor called me last night.
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He called you too?
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He's afraid your cousin coming to Woodsboro is distracting you from knowing how sorry he really is.
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- Well, that's inventive.
- God...
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Oh, by the way, have you seen the Grim Reaper? Angel of Death?
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What are you talking about?
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Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.
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It's very dramatic. She's the reason why I love horror movies.
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I'm sure she'd love to hear that. If I knew her which, I don't really.
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Well, wherever she went, peple died. Other people. It was never her.
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I mean, Stab is the wrong franchise for her, it should be Final Destination.
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- And why is Jenny Randall calling me?
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- I cannot stand Jenny Randall...
- Hello?
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- Oh, Jill...
- Why?
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- Shh...Jenny, is this you?
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What's your favorite scary movie?
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- Ok, who is this?
- What does she want?
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- I said, who is this?
- I asked you a question.
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What's your favorite scary movie?
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I'm hanging up.
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Wow, that was original.
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I got a call like that this morning from Marnie the Carnie.
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- What?
- Watch out!
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- Nice proof asshole!
- Ok...
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- You should really stop at sign.
- Sorry...
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Angel of Death.
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- Mayor wants these down before lunch.
- Only 25 more to go.
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- Morning Sheriff.
- Morning Deputy. Joe.
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Morning Sheriff.
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- Looks like the celebration's begun.
- High School kids probably.
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Yeah. One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
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Sorry you can never get away from this.
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You know, I wish I had been old enough to be
part of the Forest when you were solving those crimes.
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It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
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- Yeah.
- How's Gale by the way?
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Gale's good. She's writing...fiction.
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Hey I made some lemon squares, they're in my car.
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Thanks Deputy, but no, thanks.
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Sheriff, you're not cheating on your wife if you eat my lemon square.
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Yeah, but I would be cheating on the diet.
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Sheriff Riley! Come in! Sheriff Riley!
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This is Sheriff Riley, go ahead.
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You gotta get over to the Randall house right
away. It's bad Sheriff, real bad.
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The book is "Out of Darkness" and its author Sidney Prescott is here with us today.
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Have the 7 Stab movies all based on Gale Weathers'
books about you made it even harder to go on?
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I don't blame Gale, that's in the past. Now if I was
a victim for too long, it was up to me to reinvent myself.
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- That's why I wrote this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody. And rave reviews for her book, "Out of Darkness".
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Allright Gale, let's do it. Let's reinvent myself.
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Except, I have no fucking idea what to write!
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- How's that new?
- That's the 2.0 upgrade version. I am totally mobile, man.
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Nice.
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Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer, here with
the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
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Here is my Woodsboro masquerade anniversary
question: What is your favorite scary movie?
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Is that all you got? Some stupid douche question?
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Yeah, where did you hear that anyway?
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It's a line from Stab 1. Hey Charlie.
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- You re a genre nut Kirby, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Bambi.
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- Dork.
- What?
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That's...funny, Kirby.
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- Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.
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Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole.
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- I think Charlie likes you.
- And I like him. To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
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You could do a lot worse, trust me.
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Oh, hi Trevor. Bye Trevor.
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Can we talk? Somebody cares about you over here you know?
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Someone who made you really happy once.
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Someone who never should have let you go.
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When you re done with a phone call, you let someone go...
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When you take someone to the airport, you let them go...
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When you tell someone you love her, and she gives you
everything, and then you go out with someone else...
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that is not letting her go, that is dumping her. Ok? That's betrayal.
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Trevor Sheldon denied live on Hall Pass with
Robbie Mercer. What is your favorite scary movie, man?
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I'll show you.
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Now I began to believe myself that that was all I
was, a victim. And that was unacceptable to me...
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So, I sat down and began to write a new role that would be my own.
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A role for a woman who could leave the walls
of fear behind and step out into the sunlight.
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Out of Darkness.
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- Thank you.
- Ok, we re gonna start the book signing in a sec, so buy your copies while they last.
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- May you ladies.
- New York Times best seller. Rave reviews...
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- Gale...I am glad you came.
- Congratulations, Sidney.
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- I haven't had a chance to read it yet, but...
- Well, you can get one.
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- Dewey! Ehi!
- Hey, Sidney. Gale, you made it.
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What's going on Dewey?
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Hey, Sid, I am sorry. I gotta do
something...I am really sorry.
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Excuse me. This will only take a minute. I need
you all to stay where you are and remain silent.
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Nobody leaves, you heard the Sheriff, thanks you.
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- Can't this wait 45, I am running an event here.
- M'am this is a police event now.
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- What's going on?
- Gale, this is police business. If you could just let us handle this.
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I am talking to my husband, Deputy Judy.
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Listen. There's a phone we believe may have
been taken from the scene of a crime.
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Deputy Hicks has traced its location
back to these coordinates.
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- The rest is "need to know".
- And I am not "need to know"?
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Shhhh.
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Sheriff! Ringing out here!
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There.
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- It's coming from the trunk
- Yeah.
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- Dewey...
- They need everyone to stay back.
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- Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.
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- Damn. - It's now official crime scene. Let's lock it down.
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- Crime scene. - Detach him right out of here. Everybody back.
- Give me that camera. - Stand back.
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- Give me that camera.
- Stand back.
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- Please tell me this is a prank, Dewey.
- I am afraid not, Sid. Come on.
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- Amber, you re not gonna believe this...
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- Stand back, Gale. Gale.
- Just wanna see.
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Ok, essays are due Tuesday, "Why Woodsboro is the best..."
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Anything with an on-off swith should be off, that's the rule.
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Somebody wanna share?
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Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper were murdered last night. - What?
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- What? - Stabbed to death.
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- What's your favorite scary movie? - Shut up!
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Y'all Tuesday, class is not hold then
- That was fast.
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This week marks the anniversary of the infamous Woodsboro murders.
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Two girls killed the exact day local celebrity victim
Sidney Prescott chose to return to her hometown.
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It could be something right out of a Gale Weathers' best seller. And where is she now?
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Well, living right here in Woodsboro, cos
she's the wife of Sheriff Dewey Riley - Mrs Riley - Hoss.
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- First Lady.
- Perkins.
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Excuse me, Gale. He's conducting an interview.
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- Great! I love interviews.
- You have to wait, Gale. Sorry, can't let you in there.
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What are you gonna do? Arrest me, Deputy Judy?
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If it comes to it. Civilian interference with a police
investigation poses many a problem in a court of law.
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Ok. Listen to me Judy. I don't mind that
you re working with my hudband.
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Or that you re even baking those little treats, as you do
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But if you re gonna start acting like him, you
gotta put a mustache on, cos you sound ridiculous - Gale.
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- Judy.
- Gale!
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Deputy. Gale. Calm please.
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- Uh, Sidney, if you don't mind giving us a minute.
- Sid. - Hi, Gale.
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Dewey, would you please explain to Betty Crocker
that I have every right to be here?
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If there's been another murder in Woodsboro obviusly....
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- That is not public information.
- It is all over the Internet, Dewey.
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- It is?
- Yes, the whole world knows about it before me.
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She wants to be a part of the investigation, Sheriff.
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Ok. Hang on. Uhm, are you familiar with the phrase "I wrote a book on this" ?
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- Gale, with all due respect, I don't see how that pertains to...
- Because I wrote the book on this.
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"The Woodsboro murders" by Gale Weathers.
- But you re not a reporter anymore, Gale.
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- Woh, woh,woh..
- And even if you were...
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Woh. Don't treat me like I'm the media.
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I helped solve these things. 3 times, remember?
You and me, together.
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- But I am the Sheriff now, Gale.
- Right?
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- What, you re not gonna help you with this?
- I can't.
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Allright then, I am going rogue. This is what
I am good at, Dewey. This is what I know how to do.
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Your lemon squares taste like ass.
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- They don't. They really don't.
- Thank you, Sir.
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- Sheriff. - Yeah? - We got a couple high school kids in here.
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We got a couple high school kids in here.
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Two of em, they say they got threatening phone
calls this morning from the victims' phones.
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- Names are Olivia Morris and Jill Roberts.
- That's Sid's cousin. Damn.
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- Right in here, Sheriff. - Hey, Jill.
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- Sidney. Hi.
- Hi.
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It's nice to see you, even under the circumstances.
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- You ok? - Yeah.
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- So two of you got phone calls?
- Yeah, us two. "What's your favorite scary movie?".
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It was the killer's voice. From Stab.
From, I mean you know, from your life.
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I am Kirby, by the way. I am their friend.
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- And the killer didn't call you?
- No.
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This is..this is a bad thing? Does that mean
that I am not gonna live as long as these two?
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No...Maybe. Of course not. Just...just be careful.
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- Oh my God, did you hear that? I am gonna be next!
- Dewey, I shouldn't be here. I should leave town.
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I am afraid that's not really possible, Sidney.
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Look, nobody thinks you re involved but
everyone's a suspect. I am sorry.
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And there was evidence in your car connecting
the killer to you. You may be a material witness.
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- So, you know, you ll have 24 hour police surveillance.
- That's comforting.
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It's Rebecca. Oh my fucking God, Henry.
Yes! Its true. Two girls butchered. Pay day.
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I was so not feeling Woodsboro. Was like lame
PR, am I right? Well, fuck me wow! Best idea ever.
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Henry, I ll call you back.
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Excuse me. I have to geek out. I hadn't got a chance to
say something earlier, but it's suck an honor to meet you.
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- Thank you. - Rebecca Walters.
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- Hi.
- When I was a kid it was all about top story with Gale Weathers.
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- You were my 90s!
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.
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You gave it all for love, I know that. How
long have you and Dewey been married?
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- Ten years.
- Oh, just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow!
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Wow...
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I didn't mean "bad wow", it's just, it always seemed
like more of a horror movie romance than a real one
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because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.
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Uh, dug a hole. Climbing out, here. So anyway,
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Kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map.
Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand
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Listen, in about 2 seconds I am gonna revitalize
your face... with my tarnished brand.
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I still got it.
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Uhm, tasty.
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She's so pretty. When you think about what
she survived. She must have scars everywhere.
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Shhhh, Come on.
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Her mom is my sister. I have scars too.
None ever asks me about my scars.
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- I am sorry Mrs Roberts.
- She means nice scars, mom.
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Oh, well. Fine.
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- How are you? How's Gale?
- I am alright. But Gale,
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it's been hard on her. Small town. Small town husband. Not much to write about.
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- You two ok?
- Well, i read somewhere once "Just when you think things can't get any worse,
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sometimes they don't...Sometimes, they get better.", Out of Darkness by Sidney Prescott, page 220.
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Gotta get going.
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- It's nice to see you, Dewey. Been thru a lot together.
- We ll get thru this too, ok?
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I ll go.
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Be good. It's ok. Relax, relax. It's just me.
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- What the hell are you doing here? There are cops right out front.
- No match for the ninja, baby.
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Anyway, what are you doing in the house of Sidney
Prescott? I mean, that's like being on Top Chef with Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Can you please get away from the window?
You've no right to be in here. Not anymore.
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Hang on. I heard you got a phone call from the killer. Is that true?
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- And you care?
- Don't you think it'd be a lot safer with me around?
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- I don't trust you, Trevor.
- Hey. I am just gonna have to make sure that you do. Alright?
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Oh, sorry, I didn't...
- No, he's just leaving. Its...it's my ex.
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- Oh. - Yeah, the one and only.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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It's cool to meet you...officially. I keep meaning to
pick up a copy of your book, but...
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You re smaller in person.
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- What?
- Nothing, you just, ehm, you remind me of me.
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- Lock your window, ok?
- Yeah, goodnight.
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Night.
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- Sorry about that. Just making my rounds before taking off.
- Great, thanks.
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- You don't remember me, do you?
- Sorry?
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We went to High School together. Judy Hicks?
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We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too.
We were in Peter Pan together. I played a Lost Boy.
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- You were... Tiger Lily.
- I am sorry, it was a long time ago.
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It's ok, ehm. You had a lot of stuff going on back then.
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Well, it's nice to see you again, Judy.
- You too.
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- Everything ok upstairs?
- You re supposed to be out front, Perkins.
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- 4 letter word for...courage?
- Uh, guts.
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- It's Olivia Morris, she lives next door. She's on the list.
- She can live next door to me.
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00:31:43,837 --> 00:31:51,978
Now seriously, ehm, Mary I am warning you, ok? I am
gonna have to get physical. I mean it. This is it! Just fuck off!
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- Hello?
- What are you guys up to?
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00:32:05,648 --> 00:32:10,589
Uhm, we re watching Shaun of the Dead.
- You know there's two zombies sitting outside your house in a car?
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- Yeah, they are cops. You wanna come up?
- Angel of Death leave?
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00:32:14,759 --> 00:32:19,566
- No, she's in the guest room.
- Forget it. Next door is close enough.
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00:32:19,566 --> 00:32:25,374
- Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's. It's creepier in here tonight.
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00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:31,077
No, the zombies are still in their
car, so you should be alright.
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- Call me tomorrow, ok?
- Right.
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- She wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.
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Watch this.
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- Who's speaking?
- What's your favorite scary movie, Olivia?
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It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. Speaking of
Stab, you heard where the Stab- a- thon's gonna be at?
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No. It doesn't matter to me anyways, mom doesn't let me go.
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- It's Trevor, I'll handle this.
- Trevor is calling...again.
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-What do you want?
- I wanna talk to Jill.
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00:33:12,719 --> 00:33:18,181
Uhm, no it's Kirby. Sorry, Trevor, Jill is
screening her calls from all past relationships.
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-What's going on over there?
- Hang on one sec. What is he saying?
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00:33:21,831 --> 00:33:27,086
- I am not Trevor.
- W-What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
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- This isn't Trevor.
- Oh, oh, alright. Then why do you have his phone?
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- Whoever this is. He's trying to do Ghostface.
- He's being weird.
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- I wanna talk to Jill.
- Ok, well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
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Come on, Mr Ghostface, whisper to me.
Aren't you supposed to ask me a question?
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- Alright. How's the movie?
- What movie?
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- Shaun of the Dead.
- How did you know that?
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- Because I'm standing in the closet.
- Stop, you're not.
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00:34:03,514 --> 00:34:05,767
- What's going on?
- Trevor is being weird.
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00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:07,820
- I mean, if it is him, I dunno.
- What?
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- This is not fucking Trevor!
- Well, then who the fuck are you?
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- Open the closet door.
- You do know there are cops all over this house?
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I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
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- I'll talk to him.
- Shhhhhh.
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- What's going on over there, you guys? -
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- S-Sorry, I dunno. Kirby? -Shhhhhh.
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S-Sorry, I-I dunno. Kirby?
- Shhhh.
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- Kirby.
- Come on, do it.
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- There is no way you re in there.
- See for yourself.
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00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:46,825
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me.
This isn't funny! Kirby!
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- Liar. I am over this.
- I never said I was in your closet.
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Oh my God!
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- Olivia! - Oh my God!
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Help, in my house!
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No!
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No. No!
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- Hoss!
- Olivia!
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Perkins!
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Shit.
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00:36:40,751 --> 00:36:44,650
- What?
- Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
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- Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that?
- Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you?
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- You think you're still the star.
- This isn't a fucking movie!
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- It will be. - These are innocent people.
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Spare me the lecture! You've done very well by all this
blood shed, haven't you? How about the town you left behind?
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I ve got plans for you. I am gonna slit your eyelids in
half so you don't blink when I stab you in the face.
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You'll die when I want you to, Sidney. Not
a moment before. Until then, you re going to suffer.
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- Sidney!
- Jill? Stay right there.
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- Is she...
- Do not look, ok?
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- She said you were the Angel of Death.
- Look out!
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00:37:49,562 --> 00:37:52,483
- Come look. Look over there.
- He's in here.
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00:37:53,181 --> 00:37:58,571
- Where is he?
- He was...
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- What's your status?
- Jill?
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00:38:03,826 --> 00:38:04,629
- Don't.
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00:38:13,918 --> 00:38:16,661
What happened? Oh my God, Jill.
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00:38:19,173 --> 00:38:24,532
Jesus. Your hon, 'Vis. Baby, baby. Come here.
Come on, let's go, let's go. Let's get care of you, right?
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00:38:25,887 --> 00:38:29,641
- Jill? Oh my God. Are you ok?
- Give me a hand.
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00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,007
- Keep your pressure on it.
- There's somebody back there.
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- Call it in.
- Right.
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00:38:36,116 --> 00:38:41,892
- Hey, are you ok?
- You should look upstairs.
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00:38:53,684 --> 00:38:55,842
Let's get the corners and rub around these.
409
00:39:01,263 --> 00:39:02,587
Thought this was over!
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00:39:05,924 --> 00:39:07,634
It's all your fault, Sidney.
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00:39:08,468 --> 00:39:09,927
Just like her mother!
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00:39:15,839 --> 00:39:17,444
I am sorry of what I said.
413
00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:23,075
- Shouldn't you get that looked at?
- Yeah.
414
00:39:25,472 --> 00:39:30,800
- What the hell happened?
- Ok, I saw him going to that yard, two houses down, right before.
415
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,209
- A-A-And I circled around to cut him off.
- And?
416
00:39:35,013 --> 00:39:39,913
- And I met Hoss coming from the other direction.
- No, he must have circled back around somehow. He's like a ghost.
417
00:39:41,205 --> 00:39:43,604
- Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.
418
00:39:44,886 --> 00:39:46,971
Alright. Get outta here.
419
00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:04,539
This is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer
webcasting live in our darkest hour.
420
00:40:04,539 --> 00:40:08,157
What began as a day of remembrance,
has ended with a serial murder.
421
00:40:08,157 --> 00:40:13,870
Olivia Morris, who officially would never go out
with me, is dead. So is Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper.
422
00:40:14,214 --> 00:40:18,010
Our local legacy, the Stab movies, is coming to life.
423
00:40:18,010 --> 00:40:23,953
- Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
- My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
424
00:40:23,953 --> 00:40:28,373
- Mind turning it off? A little old school, off the record?
- Can't. Owe it to my audience.
425
00:40:28,373 --> 00:40:31,125
- Turn the fucking thing off.
- Ok...
426
00:40:33,075 --> 00:40:37,351
- So, you two are the boys who run the
movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
427
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:41,521
- Oh, Charlie rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
- It's called Cinema Club.
428
00:40:42,146 --> 00:40:48,100
- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?
- Maybe.
429
00:40:49,007 --> 00:40:52,478
What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
430
00:40:52,478 --> 00:40:57,911
Two generations of cutting edge journalists
intertwining our passions for media.
431
00:40:59,131 --> 00:41:01,800
- What would you say?
- I love you?
432
00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:10,088
Very good. Now, you give me your expertise on the gore geek
scene at Woodsboro High and maybe I give you something in return
433
00:41:10,568 --> 00:41:18,440
- Say, a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club...by me?
- What about Sidney?
434
00:41:19,753 --> 00:41:22,642
- What about Sidney?
- Hey, you know her, right? I am you're friends with her?
435
00:41:23,861 --> 00:41:29,877
No offense but, that'd be a big deal for some of the club.
A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
436
00:41:29,877 --> 00:41:34,058
Uh, yes she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
437
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:38,051
- When was the bookshelf in the box office? - Never.
438
00:41:41,919 --> 00:41:46,131
- There's no broken bones. I think you'll be
fine. Maybe just take a couple weeks off.
439
00:41:49,572 --> 00:41:56,494
So, Sidney...Uh, ouh. Anyway, long story short
, Random wants to lock you into 3 more books, now.
440
00:41:56,807 --> 00:42:00,457
See the blank line in your contract? You can name your phrase.
441
00:42:00,457 --> 00:42:03,939
And as soon as you re clear in this investigation,
we re on the next plane to New York.
442
00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:09,225
- I booked Today, The View, Nancy Grace, MTV News.
- Excuse me, can I...can I ask you a question?
443
00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:15,001
- Did you read my book?
- Thought I'd wait for the movie.
444
00:42:15,001 --> 00:42:26,616
- Book tour is over. - Sidney. Accept your situation.
You re a victim, for life. So, embrace it, use it.
445
00:42:27,492 --> 00:42:32,016
I know you care about your readers. All those little
down-trodden fucks that just need a light at the end of their
446
00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:38,199
tunnels so they don't jump off a bridge. And a lucky break
like this? I am talking a 100 percent increase in sales, minimum.
447
00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:43,454
That's maybe a million more people getting your
message and you get a ton more checks. Win-win.
448
00:42:45,758 --> 00:42:48,365
- I won't be needing you anymore.
- Sidney!
449
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,481
- You re fired.
- Fired?
450
00:42:50,481 --> 00:42:53,577
- Fired!
- Fine.
451
00:43:16,119 --> 00:43:18,110
"What do you think about my book, Rebecca?"
452
00:43:31,602 --> 00:43:36,157
The problem of Sidney is she never gets laid.
Or even a little shit faced once in a while.
453
00:43:37,585 --> 00:43:41,037
She'll call me at 9 to apologize. Just watch.
454
00:43:48,231 --> 00:43:55,019
She'll come around. Gotta just give her
time. Sidney will come....around.
455
00:44:07,092 --> 00:44:09,938
- This is Rebecca.
- Sidney Prescott, please.
456
00:44:10,397 --> 00:44:13,764
I am handling Ms Prescott's calls and appearances.
May I take a message?
457
00:44:13,764 --> 00:44:23,096
You are the message. Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.
458
00:44:23,096 --> 00:44:27,966
But, it's kinda hard to hear you. I'm in a hospital,
with Sidney. If you can just hang on one second.
459
00:44:28,550 --> 00:44:31,958
I've got time. It's you that doesn't.
460
00:44:39,716 --> 00:44:43,302
You know, Rebecca, it doesn't
sound to me like you re in the hospital.
461
00:44:43,793 --> 00:44:50,537
Sounds like you re in a parking garage.
A dark and deserted parking garage.
462
00:44:52,102 --> 00:44:57,221
But if you wanna be in the hospital, I'd be
happy to put you there. In the morgue!
463
00:45:44,180 --> 00:45:47,736
Help! Help! Save me!
464
00:46:03,384 --> 00:46:06,243
Cut and run, you fucking bastard.
465
00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:21,487
This is an ongoing investigation.
But rest assured, we re pursuing a number of leads.
466
00:47:21,487 --> 00:47:23,822
-Sheriff
- The less I say about that, the better.
467
00:47:24,406 --> 00:47:26,668
So, I'm taking questions.
468
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:29,588
- Dewey!
- Gale?
469
00:47:29,870 --> 00:47:35,333
Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to
resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders?
470
00:47:35,615 --> 00:47:37,491
Hun? Later!
471
00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:39,545
What was that, Sheriff?
472
00:47:39,784 --> 00:47:43,746
As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
473
00:47:43,746 --> 00:47:50,399
We just want the community to know that we re very
close to bringing this whole situation under control.
474
00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,731
Hey, someone! Get up to the top
of the structure! Go! Go!
475
00:48:00,731 --> 00:48:03,650
- Everyone back! Stay back!
- Back, nobody move!
476
00:48:03,650 --> 00:48:05,776
Jenkins, I want a man on this stairwell.
477
00:48:08,237 --> 00:48:10,782
- You see anybody?
- Nobody out there.
478
00:48:11,168 --> 00:48:12,836
There's nobody out there, Sheriff!
479
00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:19,060
- It's all under control huh, Sheriff?
- But what am I supposed to say?
480
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:23,554
Listen, I may not be wearing a uniform,
but I happen to have a lead and you don't.
481
00:48:25,222 --> 00:48:27,588
So let me know when you re back on Team Gale.
482
00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:31,133
Move back, I am the Sheriff.
483
00:48:41,643 --> 00:48:47,210
Ok, Cinema Club, we re not in session.
Welcome. I'll tell you a little bit about ourselves.
484
00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:54,196
We re a sanctioned after school activity, one
rung below the Glee club, two above Nintendo Wii Fit
485
00:48:54,196 --> 00:48:59,795
and let me just say to our guest
, Sidney Prescott, it's an honor.
486
00:49:03,308 --> 00:49:07,416
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair,
I mean, this is the ultimate.
487
00:49:07,905 --> 00:49:14,725
Thanks, I-I guess. This, uhm...you film your entire
High School experience and what, post it on the net?
488
00:49:14,725 --> 00:49:18,760
- Everybody will be doing it someday, Sid.
- It's kind of the one component the killer is missing.
489
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:25,756
- Wait, what do you mean?
- Well, if you wanna be the new "new version", the killer should be filming the murders.
490
00:49:25,756 --> 00:49:30,103
That's like the natural next step in the psycho
slasher innovation. I mean you film em all real time
491
00:49:30,103 --> 00:49:34,659
- and then before you get caught, you upload em into cyberspace.
- Making your art as immortal as you.
492
00:49:35,702 --> 00:49:37,194
- Not to implicate him...
- Not to implicate me...
493
00:49:37,506 --> 00:49:43,250
-So who do you think is behind the murders?
- Well, it's a Stab fanatic, clearly.
494
00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:47,285
Working on less of a Screquel and more of a Screamake.
- Copyrighted terms, by the way.
495
00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:50,934
Cos all there are now are remakes.
Only horror the studios green-light.
496
00:49:51,247 --> 00:49:55,908
I mean, there are still rules, but the rules have changed.
The unexpected is the new cliché.
497
00:49:55,908 --> 00:49:58,764
Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off
498
00:49:58,764 --> 00:50:02,873
done with some flashy music video direction.
And the kills gotta be way more extreme.
499
00:50:02,873 --> 00:50:07,845
Modern audiences got savvy to the rules of the originals,
so the reversals become the new standard.
500
00:50:07,845 --> 00:50:13,308
In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern
horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.
501
00:50:16,260 --> 00:50:22,661
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake?
- Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
502
00:50:22,661 --> 00:50:27,708
- Two kids killed in a house while their parents are away.
- And then the school's "hot chick" savaged beyond recognition.
503
00:50:27,708 --> 00:50:30,209
- We all know where it goes from there...
- A party.
504
00:50:30,877 --> 00:50:37,727
- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath.
- Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
505
00:50:40,094 --> 00:50:44,890
- Ok, do you know of a party that's happening tonight?
- Well, there's Stab- a- thon.
506
00:50:46,109 --> 00:50:51,990
- Stab- a- thon?
- Uh, It's a movie marathon. All 7 Stabs back to back. We do it every year.
507
00:50:51,990 --> 00:50:59,090
- Is tonight? There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie.
- I know, it's pretty wild.
508
00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,414
We have to call it off.
509
00:51:00,758 --> 00:51:05,732
- Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday. I am sure we re not
the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
510
00:51:05,732 --> 00:51:10,183
- But where is this circle-jerk gonna take place?
- So, let's ready for this Q&A.
511
00:51:10,183 --> 00:51:16,138
- No, no. I really want the location.
- You know, it's kind of an underground thing. Email invites. Pretty secret.
512
00:51:17,149 --> 00:51:23,331
What, you re not gonna tell me? Really?
We re working together. Remember?
513
00:51:24,696 --> 00:51:27,856
- So you re ready for the Q&A?
- Fuck you. Let's go.
514
00:51:32,172 --> 00:51:33,392
That was awesome.
515
00:51:34,017 --> 00:51:36,801
- Nobody comes to the house unless we say so.
- Got it.
516
00:51:36,801 --> 00:51:38,886
I feel like I'm under house arrest.
517
00:51:54,265 --> 00:52:01,918
You know when people say "I know how you feel", but
you know they re just saying that because they really have no
518
00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:08,246
freaking idea how you feel? I know how you feel.
519
00:52:12,177 --> 00:52:14,679
I am so sorry about Olivia.
520
00:52:19,622 --> 00:52:21,467
I am sorry about your publicist.
521
00:52:26,617 --> 00:52:33,436
How do you handle it, people staring at you all the time?
- People stare at me?
522
00:52:35,521 --> 00:52:40,703
I could never handle that kind of attention.
I just feel like it would take over your whole life.
523
00:52:43,518 --> 00:52:56,915
Uh, all I do is I...try not to think about me.
I have people I care about. I focus on them.
524
00:52:58,793 --> 00:53:01,962
And the rest, uhm, it works out.
525
00:53:04,255 --> 00:53:10,240
You saved my life last night. I mean, I know
we re family but... you heard a thing on me.
526
00:53:11,564 --> 00:53:16,610
Makes me wonder, you know,
if I'd be brave enough to do the same thing.
527
00:53:18,622 --> 00:53:21,198
I really hope you never have to find that out.
528
00:53:24,847 --> 00:53:27,631
Oh, if you need me, you know where to find me.
529
00:53:28,121 --> 00:53:31,217
I'll be up in my cell, oh, I mean, my room.
530
00:53:55,634 --> 00:54:01,412
Our rooms are boarded up. That's the
view from my cell. It's really weird.
531
00:54:01,975 --> 00:54:05,446
I think Olivia would understand, ok?
She'd want me to be around other people.
532
00:54:06,322 --> 00:54:10,701
Holy shit. Even if I did just crash land on planet dork.
533
00:54:12,234 --> 00:54:15,257
Speaking of which, Trevor's here.
- Hey, Kirby.
534
00:54:15,257 --> 00:54:20,021
-What is he doing there? That is so not his scene.
- I have no idea, maybe he thought you would be here.
535
00:54:20,302 --> 00:54:25,142
Yeah, fat chance. After what happened last night?
I mean, my mum is just completely freaked out.
536
00:54:25,142 --> 00:54:29,801
-It's not prim.
- Alright, you go do your good girl thing and I'll drink for the both of us.
537
00:54:29,801 --> 00:54:33,210
- I will keep you posted.
- Alright, be safe.
538
00:55:17,428 --> 00:55:22,609
Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon!
539
00:55:22,609 --> 00:55:26,614
- Thank you! Thank you. Gracias. Gracias.
- Shhhh.
540
00:55:27,938 --> 00:55:31,034
Cinema Club thanks you for coming up for our third annual Stab-a-thon.
541
00:55:31,034 --> 00:55:33,223
Thank you, number-3-thon. We thank you in rows.
542
00:55:33,223 --> 00:55:37,081
- Are you ready to drink every time someone can't get a cellphone signal?
- Yeah!
543
00:55:37,363 --> 00:55:43,274
- Are you ready to drink every time someone shuts the refrigerator
door and, oh my God, there's the harmless character right behind it?
544
00:55:43,274 --> 00:55:44,734
Yeah!
545
00:55:44,734 --> 00:55:48,738
-Are you ready to drink every time somebody screams the word....
- No!
546
00:55:48,738 --> 00:55:51,834
Let's get the Stab-athon started!
547
00:56:07,870 --> 00:56:09,298
Ghostface!
548
00:56:10,340 --> 00:56:11,664
Get out in 5!
549
00:56:12,739 --> 00:56:14,063
Move your ass!
550
00:56:14,657 --> 00:56:15,700
Screw you!
551
00:56:51,951 --> 00:56:52,952
Yes!
552
00:56:59,979 --> 00:57:02,106
Uh, Yeah. Back on my game.
553
00:57:04,014 --> 00:57:07,257
Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.
554
00:57:07,601 --> 00:57:14,316
When I moved to Woodsboro, I never in a million
years dreamed that I would again play the critical role...
555
00:57:14,316 --> 00:57:16,890
...in solving another series of these...
556
00:57:25,553 --> 00:57:26,702
What the hell?
557
00:57:50,254 --> 00:57:53,872
- Gale, where are you?
- I followed the kids to the Stab-a-thon.
558
00:57:54,154 --> 00:58:00,898
There's an old abandoned farm on 4th Dylan Road.
Listen, I-I got it under surveillance, but I think the killer is about to make his move.
559
00:58:01,451 --> 00:58:07,373
- What makes you so sure?
- You do a remake to outdo the original, that's what the kids said.
560
00:58:07,373 --> 00:58:11,753
This party is all about the Stab movies.
Come on, how meta can you get?
561
00:58:12,243 --> 00:58:15,860
- How "what the.." can you get?
- I dunno, I heard em say it.
562
00:58:16,278 --> 00:58:22,637
- Dewey, listen to me, you have to get out here.
Come on, you catch the killer, I get the story. It's a win-win.
563
00:58:22,637 --> 00:58:27,474
- Well, I thought you were going rogue, Gale.
- Oh come..are you serious? C'mon!
564
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:34,502
- Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me! I gotta fix my equipment.
- Gale!
565
00:58:37,317 --> 00:58:38,328
Shit.
566
00:58:53,468 --> 00:59:00,421
Bravo, well...very well done, very, I'm very impressed.
Kind of. Kinda impressed. Not Really.
567
00:59:00,807 --> 00:59:02,611
- That'll do. - Yeah? - Yeah.
568
00:59:02,611 --> 00:59:04,977
- Yeah, she wants you.
- Yeah. Yeah.
569
00:59:07,793 --> 00:59:10,369
Nooooooo!
570
00:59:12,808 --> 00:59:13,642
Ghostface.....
571
00:59:22,785 --> 00:59:25,089
- Hello?
- Hello.
572
00:59:26,090 --> 00:59:30,124
- Who is this?
- Were you expecting somebody now?
573
00:59:37,465 --> 00:59:40,947
You know, I don't even know you...
- ...and I dislike you already.
574
00:59:41,260 --> 00:59:45,129
- Hicks, how far are you from 4th Dylan Road?
- 5 minutes at the most, Sir.
575
00:59:45,129 --> 00:59:45,890
Well, step on it.
576
00:59:48,287 --> 00:59:49,538
Look out your window.
577
01:00:35,008 --> 01:00:37,343
Gale! Gale, behind you!
578
01:00:49,655 --> 01:00:50,208
No!
579
01:00:54,212 --> 01:00:55,046
Gale!
580
01:01:10,602 --> 01:01:11,436
Freeze!
581
01:01:25,209 --> 01:01:26,814
Get out of the way, you morons!
582
01:01:32,339 --> 01:01:33,246
Dammit.
583
01:01:36,793 --> 01:01:39,962
- Ok, put pressure on that.
- Did you catch him?
584
01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:45,216
- No, hopefully your cameras got something.
- They weren't the only ones, Dewey.
585
01:01:45,216 --> 01:01:48,480
- What?
- There's a webcam... set back there.
586
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:51,305
- He was watching me.
- A webcam?
587
01:01:51,753 --> 01:01:54,328
- He's recording the murders.
- What?
588
01:01:54,850 --> 01:01:58,228
This time... he's making the movie.
589
01:02:02,816 --> 01:02:07,028
This Sidney Prescott detail man, I don't like it.
590
01:02:07,757 --> 01:02:09,874
The cops scouting the house, they always get it.
591
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,773
What are you talking about?
- It's a movie cop rule.
592
01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:19,831
Sucks to be a cop in a movie. Unless you re Bruce Willis.
- Not all cops die in movies.
593
01:02:20,457 --> 01:02:24,002
No, but if it's your last day before retirement you do.
594
01:02:24,805 --> 01:02:27,588
If you re a rookie, some with a wife
who's pregnant, you do.
595
01:02:29,121 --> 01:02:33,218
Or if your partner is better looking than you,
you do, and by the way, I win that one.
596
01:02:35,417 --> 01:02:38,234
You know what, I'll take the next perimeter. I'll be right back.
597
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:41,393
Shit.
598
01:02:41,393 --> 01:02:46,480
- I know this one, you re not supposed to say that, are you?
- Eh, new decade, new rules.
599
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:52,600
You know, these days, you might come back, find me
dead. Eyes gouged out, tongue sticking out. Could go either way.
600
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,322
- I gotta learn this shit.
- Eh, I'll take this one.
601
01:02:58,752 --> 01:03:03,944
- Hey, Hoss. Be careful.
- I am always careful.
602
01:03:07,874 --> 01:03:09,542
Dead man walking.
603
01:03:59,807 --> 01:04:07,220
- Perkins, was there a window open on your
last perimeter check? Perkins, come in. Over.
604
01:04:38,247 --> 01:04:38,737
Anthony?
605
01:04:41,033 --> 01:04:41,554
Perkins?
606
01:04:47,225 --> 01:04:51,093
- Dammit.
- You should have seen the look on your face, rookie.
607
01:04:53,418 --> 01:04:55,441
Hoss! What the fuck!
608
01:04:57,557 --> 01:04:58,599
Holy shit...
609
01:05:09,349 --> 01:05:10,152
Hoss!
610
01:05:27,198 --> 01:05:28,345
Fuck Bruce Willis!
611
01:05:57,601 --> 01:06:02,992
- Sorry. The wind chimes were over here.
- It was me, I was trying to fix em, sorry.
612
01:06:04,879 --> 01:06:07,934
- I am just back the store.
- Were you shopping?
613
01:06:08,247 --> 01:06:12,385
A stress buster. I got one more bag
in the car. I'll be right back.
614
01:06:38,721 --> 01:06:40,118
Jill, you re gonna get that?
615
01:06:44,530 --> 01:06:47,803
- Roberts residence.
- You re a survivor, aren't you, Sidney?
616
01:06:47,803 --> 01:06:53,193
Your one and only skill: You survive.
Well, I have one question for you.
617
01:06:53,818 --> 01:06:58,375
What good did to be a survivor in this little drama if everyone close to you is dead?
618
01:06:58,896 --> 01:07:01,888
- Who are you?
- Turn on the TV to channel 6.
619
01:07:01,888 --> 01:07:05,340
- Who the fuck are you?
- Turn it on. Watch the teaser.
620
01:07:07,247 --> 01:07:13,232
...But it nearly turned deadly tonight, with the latest
victim of this attack being the wife of the Woodsboro Sheriff...
621
01:07:13,232 --> 01:07:20,437
...Gale Riley, AKA Gale Weathers, who's in serious condition
tonight after being stabbed. Her assailant then disappeared...
622
01:07:20,437 --> 01:07:25,515
in a sea of identic.... - Glad you came home, Sidney. Has it been worth it yet?
623
01:07:25,515 --> 01:07:32,572
- Why are you doing this?
- Ah, friends count, but it's the family ties that cut deep. Am I right?
624
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:38,870
- What do you mean?
- The ones you care about most. And what's closer than family?
625
01:07:38,870 --> 01:07:40,715
- The bond of blood.
- Don't.
626
01:07:41,205 --> 01:07:45,137
You can't save them. All you can do is watch.
627
01:07:46,596 --> 01:07:47,357
Jill!
628
01:08:06,187 --> 01:08:07,917
- Kate!
- Sid?
629
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:09,940
- She's not in her room.
- Oh my God.
630
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:12,130
She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her, get her back here.
- Ok.
631
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,414
- Come on, Jill!
- Leave a message.
632
01:08:16,790 --> 01:08:22,670
- She's not picking up. What's going on?
- The killer called, he's coming after me. But he wants my family first.
633
01:08:22,670 --> 01:08:24,380
- Oh God, Jill...
- Let's get the cops.
634
01:08:25,141 --> 01:08:26,215
- The cops aren't there.
- What?
635
01:08:26,466 --> 01:08:29,697
They were there when I first came in, but they re not there now.
- Let's get to Kirby's.
636
01:08:34,044 --> 01:08:35,025
Out the front.
637
01:08:43,647 --> 01:08:46,013
Press up on the bottom. Can you?
638
01:08:52,447 --> 01:08:53,281
Let's get out of here.
639
01:08:54,751 --> 01:08:57,316
Kate, come on! Kate!
640
01:09:09,045 --> 01:09:13,602
- Tell Jill I am so sorry...
- No, no, no, no, shhhh...
641
01:09:25,008 --> 01:09:25,852
Kate...
642
01:09:42,575 --> 01:09:46,547
- Hicks. What are you doing?
- I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house.
643
01:09:46,651 --> 01:09:48,559
Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get em on the radio.
644
01:09:50,240 --> 01:09:55,483
- Whose blood is that?
- Is...Is Kate's, we were just attacked. She's dead.
645
01:09:55,588 --> 01:09:57,745
- Where is she?
- The front door.
646
01:09:58,235 --> 01:09:59,518
- Show me.
- Ok.
647
01:10:04,429 --> 01:10:05,440
- Stay here.
- Ok.
648
01:10:11,737 --> 01:10:17,191
This is Deputy Hicks. I've got a homicide at the
Roberts residence. No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
649
01:10:17,608 --> 01:10:20,151
- Copy that. We'll try to locate em.
- I'm so sorry.
650
01:10:31,881 --> 01:10:38,377
You're gonna be fine, alright? I swear.
No more on your own. It's you and me, forever.
651
01:10:40,952 --> 01:10:41,681
Easy.
652
01:10:43,422 --> 01:10:44,850
- Dewey.
- Yeah?
653
01:10:47,290 --> 01:10:49,510
Promise me something.
- Anything.
654
01:10:50,722 --> 01:10:56,122
- Catch that motherfucker.
- Absolutely. I love you.
655
01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:57,029
I love you.
656
01:10:59,676 --> 01:11:03,952
- It was chaos. Utter chaos.
- I can't believe that.
657
01:11:03,952 --> 01:11:08,372
The Sheriff's wife, man. She told us to cancel it
and we didn't and now this? What are we supposed to do?
658
01:11:08,372 --> 01:11:10,352
Robbie, calm down. It makes sense.
659
01:11:10,769 --> 01:11:13,450
- This is about the reboots too.
They-they-they one up the original ending.
660
01:11:13,762 --> 01:11:19,601
- "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party, so in the remake...
- ...The party is the false ending. New rules.
661
01:11:19,883 --> 01:11:23,886
- Exactly.
- Ok, no offense guys but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
662
01:11:23,886 --> 01:11:25,658
- Yes...
- Nobody cancels my film festival.
663
01:11:25,939 --> 01:11:31,611
Wohaa, I don't wanna watch that. Not after what happened to Olivia.
- Oh, come on. It was her favorite.
664
01:11:31,611 --> 01:11:35,230
Oh, wow Kirby. You have some classics here.
- Yep.
665
01:11:35,230 --> 01:11:41,069
"Suspiria","Don't look now"...
- You know it. I can trivia your ass under the table, cinema boy.
666
01:11:41,069 --> 01:11:45,312
Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first?
- Gunnar Hansen.
667
01:11:45,312 --> 01:11:48,199
Wow, did you feel that?
668
01:11:49,732 --> 01:11:54,498
- The charge that moved between us, then?
- Oh, that was me. I have powers.
669
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,103
So sexy...
670
01:11:57,177 --> 01:12:02,400
You guys are unbelievable. You re playing fucking trivia games?
The cops are gonna come for us, they are gonna shut down my website.
671
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:04,756
-We re so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.
672
01:12:04,756 --> 01:12:10,053
- Jesus Christ, where did you come from?
- The front door. By the way Kirby, with everything that's going on right now...
673
01:12:10,053 --> 01:12:14,223
...you probably shouldn't leave that unlocked.
- Sorry...
674
01:12:14,922 --> 01:12:20,552
- And...May I ask what the hell are you doing here?
- Why, didn't I find the after-party?
675
01:12:21,011 --> 01:12:26,891
- No, you found the Anti-party and it's invitation only.
- Yeah, well, I got an invitation. From Jill.
676
01:12:29,247 --> 01:12:33,115
So, what's the story?
- What?
677
01:12:33,709 --> 01:12:39,235
- You sent me a text message.After-party at
Kirby's house. I mean, it was from your phone.
678
01:12:39,235 --> 01:12:47,065
What do you mean, from my phone? Oh, where is
my phone? I think I left it in your car, I didn't text him.
679
01:12:47,618 --> 01:12:51,381
I didn't text you. And I'll prove it!
680
01:12:53,289 --> 01:12:58,472
So, Charlie, Robbie, how does it feel
to be accessories to a crime, huh?
681
01:12:58,858 --> 01:13:02,475
- I mean, really? Dewey's wife?
- My life is over.
682
01:13:02,684 --> 01:13:05,436
So which one of you guys sent me a text
message from Jill's phone, huh?
683
01:13:08,220 --> 01:13:13,151
- W-We re just supposed to accept that you re telling the truth?
- Isn't your phone missing?
684
01:13:14,371 --> 01:13:18,542
- Got a new one.
- Really? Oh, that's incredibly convenient.
685
01:13:20,430 --> 01:13:22,275
Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?
686
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:24,985
- Kate Roberts is dead.
- Huh?
687
01:13:24,985 --> 01:13:29,124
- And Sidney fled the scene.
- What, what happened to Kate?
688
01:13:29,645 --> 01:13:32,284
- She was stabbed, just like the others.
- And what about Jill?
689
01:13:32,711 --> 01:13:36,256
- No sign of her at all
- Where the hell were Hoss and Perkins?
690
01:13:36,882 --> 01:13:42,199
They were found dead in their car two blocks away.
Multiple stab wounds.
691
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:47,871
Ok. I'm on my way.
- Yes, Sir.
692
01:13:55,773 --> 01:13:58,454
- Wrong number.
- Who was that?
693
01:13:59,006 --> 01:14:00,956
- Oh, nobody.
- Did you pick a movie?
694
01:14:01,404 --> 01:14:06,658
- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV.
- Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
695
01:14:06,658 --> 01:14:10,068
It's not scary, it's gross. I hate all that torture porn shit.
696
01:14:10,068 --> 01:14:12,017
Why, angry feel.
697
01:14:13,091 --> 01:14:18,867
- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively.
- But she don't give a shit who dies...
698
01:14:18,867 --> 01:14:23,007
...cos there's no character to fill a man.
It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
699
01:14:33,620 --> 01:14:36,268
Charlie, you wanna sit next to me?
700
01:14:44,234 --> 01:14:53,763
Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra.
Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
701
01:14:54,045 --> 01:15:05,660
yes, my Charlie Walker, may get lucky with a girl. Now I'm unable to
, to publish my exact location, however, suffice it to say...
702
01:15:06,077 --> 01:15:11,718
Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. We'll see.
703
01:15:25,783 --> 01:15:26,950
Hello?
704
01:15:30,328 --> 01:15:31,474
Who's there?
705
01:15:36,969 --> 01:15:38,741
Oh my God.
706
01:15:52,733 --> 01:15:55,517
- Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.
707
01:15:57,946 --> 01:16:00,909
- No, don't open it.
- You're overreacting.
708
01:16:03,754 --> 01:16:04,766
Hey, Charlie.
- Yeah?
709
01:16:06,851 --> 01:16:13,461
I'm sorry, I know you re into the movie and all
, but...now would be a really good time to make a move.
710
01:16:14,962 --> 01:16:18,434
- For me to make a move?
-Mhh mhh.
711
01:16:20,770 --> 01:16:23,970
- Couldn't you make a move?
- I just did.
712
01:16:25,566 --> 01:16:33,958
Cos you re actually pretty cute. Especially
when I'm scared...and lonely...and drunk.
713
01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:44,916
Ehi, guys. Did...did you see Jill, coming? I didn't see her outside.
- Yes, Trevor. She is upstairs.
714
01:16:45,438 --> 01:16:48,430
Thank God you re here to protect her when you can't even find her.
715
01:16:49,504 --> 01:16:55,905
- There's nobody out here.
- Oh, dude. I love this part of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
716
01:16:55,905 --> 01:17:00,356
- What is it say?
- Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house
717
01:17:00,846 --> 01:17:03,173
Ghostface comes in and bang!
718
01:17:06,936 --> 01:17:15,632
- Did I interrupt something for you? Shut the fuck up.
- Who invited you, Trevor?
719
01:17:16,153 --> 01:17:20,187
Alright. Clearly not you. Wow.
720
01:17:20,709 --> 01:17:25,578
- I'm moving upstairs.
- Get out of my house!
721
01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:34,315
Ehi, ok, I'm a little drunk so, don't blame your Internet connection.
722
01:17:35,670 --> 01:17:41,061
Let's see what Charlie is up to, shall we?
Or the saga of Trevor and Jill...
723
01:17:41,446 --> 01:17:45,513
Oh, intrigue of Woodsboro High.
Who needs to kill around with so much drama?
724
01:18:00,192 --> 01:18:01,589
Oh, man...
725
01:18:03,465 --> 01:18:06,251
Yeah... That's better.
726
01:18:20,471 --> 01:18:23,401
Wait, no!. You can't, you can't, there's rules.
727
01:18:23,505 --> 01:18:27,916
I-I-I'm gay, I'm gay. I mean, if it helps...
728
01:18:35,047 --> 01:18:38,289
...some random girl who gets a call that
undoubtedly ends up getting her killed.
729
01:18:38,289 --> 01:18:41,970
It's all so predictable. There's no
element of surprise. You can see ev...
730
01:18:56,734 --> 01:19:03,895
Kirby! So, my phone was up in your room.
There was no text message sent to Trevor. He is such a liar.
731
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:08,901
- Where is he?
- What do you mean, where is he, he just went upstairs looking for you.
732
01:19:09,944 --> 01:19:18,681
- He's not upstairs.
- Trevor! Charlie! Robbie!
733
01:19:19,994 --> 01:19:21,183
Maybe they are outside.
734
01:19:22,642 --> 01:19:27,553
Jill...................................... No, it's ok, just I need you to come with me.
Sidney! I am sorry, I should have told you and mom where I was going.
735
01:19:27,553 --> 01:19:32,141
Come with me right now, ok?
Run.
736
01:19:32,423 --> 01:19:33,184
Robbie!
737
01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:37,531
Go!
738
01:19:41,044 --> 01:19:41,919
Sidney!
739
01:19:44,276 --> 01:19:45,183
Come on!
740
01:19:49,156 --> 01:19:51,137
- The balcony!
- There's no other way out?
741
01:19:51,658 --> 01:19:58,196
- We can jump?
- It's two stories. Where's your cell? Get under the bed.
742
01:19:58,196 --> 01:20:01,531
- What?
- Just do what I say. Get under the bed and don't make a sound and don't come out till I come get you.
743
01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:03,345
- Just go. Trust me!
- Ok.
744
01:20:11,176 --> 01:20:14,794
You got it? You ok? Jill, run. Just keep running. Get out!
745
01:20:41,130 --> 01:20:42,339
- Hello?
- Dewey!
746
01:20:42,339 --> 01:20:46,343
- Sidney, where are you?
- I'm at Kirby's. The killer is here, I need your help.
747
01:20:46,343 --> 01:20:47,948
- I'm on my way.
- Ok.
748
01:20:51,077 --> 01:20:52,401
Sid! Sidney!
749
01:20:53,089 --> 01:20:57,718
- I need all units to 329 Whispering Lane.
- All units! 329 Whispering Lane!
750
01:21:18,737 --> 01:21:23,147
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call 911
with the land line instead, but someone smashed the router.
751
01:21:23,147 --> 01:21:25,274
I think I called them myself
- Well, where's Jill?
752
01:21:26,661 --> 01:21:28,714
Go, go, go, go!
753
01:21:32,854 --> 01:21:35,190
- There's a room down there. We can lock ourselves in.
754
01:21:35,638 --> 01:21:38,870
- I heard you yelling to Jill. Did she get away?
- I think she's safe.
755
01:21:47,086 --> 01:21:49,483
- Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie...
756
01:21:52,059 --> 01:21:56,406
No, no, no, no, no, don't. I just found Robbie.
It's...It's just his blood, please.
757
01:21:56,646 --> 01:22:00,859
- Please, there is someone else out here. Let me in.
- If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
758
01:22:02,839 --> 01:22:06,009
- My God! Let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie.
759
01:22:06,457 --> 01:22:10,356
- Kirby, it's me! Please let me in!
- Get away from the door, Charlie!
760
01:22:10,356 --> 01:22:15,508
- It's me!
- I'm sorry, I can't...
761
01:22:15,789 --> 01:22:18,604
What the fuck...
- I am sorry.
762
01:22:19,542 --> 01:22:20,824
Behind you! Look out!
763
01:22:23,577 --> 01:22:25,766
No, no, no, no, no!
764
01:22:27,643 --> 01:22:28,696
Kirby!
765
01:22:39,237 --> 01:22:42,365
Oh, no, God, no. He's...Leave him alone!
766
01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:44,731
Leave him alone!
767
01:22:48,036 --> 01:22:56,242
- It's Charlie's phone.
- Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
768
01:22:56,242 --> 01:23:01,987
- Or maybe she wants into his place. I promise to be quick.
- It's him.
769
01:23:01,987 --> 01:23:06,365
Ok, I'm gonna get Jill, she should be in the same place.
Just-just keep him on the phone, I'll be right back ok?
770
01:23:09,597 --> 01:23:15,791
- Let him go, please...
- I hear you like horror movies, Kirby. But do you like em so much as him?
771
01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:22,891
- Forget watching Stab. You get to live it.
- No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.
772
01:23:22,891 --> 01:23:27,447
- Warm up question: Jason's weapon?
- Uh, it's a machete.
773
01:23:27,447 --> 01:23:33,609
- There, you see? You do know the genre. Michael Mayers?
- Uh, butcher knife.
774
01:23:33,609 --> 01:23:36,393
- Leatherface?
- A chainsaw. Please...
775
01:23:36,393 --> 01:23:40,386
- Just ask Sidney if you need some help. Freddy Krueger?
- Uh, uh, razor hands.
776
01:23:40,386 --> 01:23:46,130
- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween",
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?
777
01:23:46,130 --> 01:23:51,135
- "Psycho".
- None of the above. "Peeping Tom". 1960, directed by Michael Powell.
778
01:23:51,135 --> 01:23:56,849
- First movie to ever put the audience in the killer's POV.
- Wait, wait. No, no, no, no.
779
01:23:56,849 --> 01:24:04,919
- Please, just ask me one more question, just one more.
- Alright, Kirby. Then it's time for your last chance question.
780
01:24:04,919 --> 01:24:09,756
- Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which the villain...
781
01:24:09,756 --> 01:24:16,680
"Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw", "Dawn of the Dead",
"The Hills Have Eyes", "The Amityville Horror", "The Last House on the Left"
782
01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:22,549
"Friday the 13th", "A Nightmare on Elm Street",
"My Bloody Valentine", "When a Stranger Calls", "Prom Night"
783
01:24:22,549 --> 01:24:30,066
"Black Christmas", "House of Wax", "The Fog", uh,
"Piranha". It's one of those, right? Right?!
784
01:24:37,896 --> 01:24:41,275
I got it right. I was fucking right!
785
01:24:41,546 --> 01:24:42,318
Jill?
786
01:24:54,839 --> 01:25:01,240
- I won, Charlie. I fucking won. I won. He tried to beat me, but I fucking won.
- It's so great...
787
01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:13,001
- Wait, I'm almost there. Just hang tight.
- Kirby? This is making a move.
788
01:25:16,682 --> 01:25:22,875
- 4 years of classes together and you notice me now?
You stupid bitch! It's too late!
789
01:25:24,689 --> 01:25:29,767
-Shh, shhhh, I know, I know. It's ok, take your time.
790
01:25:29,767 --> 01:25:34,666
- Doesn't happen as fast as it does in the movies, honey.
- Charlie...
791
01:26:01,775 --> 01:26:02,609
Kirby?
792
01:26:07,228 --> 01:26:09,803
You know, you learn the law when you
watch the movies over and over.
793
01:26:10,293 --> 01:26:12,169
All the plots are about trying to kill you.
794
01:26:14,191 --> 01:26:18,614
- Where's Jill?
- Oh, you think she's gonna get away? You think anyone gets away?
795
01:26:29,111 --> 01:26:33,220
- Jill?
- Hello, Sidney. Surprised?
796
01:26:34,085 --> 01:26:41,602
Watch this. This is the part when,
dear cousin, the cameras...turn off.
797
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:48,035
- Charlie?
- Want her taken care of.
798
01:26:48,702 --> 01:26:53,706
Then I got great footage in my Robbie kill.
Better than Jenny and Marnie or Olivia even.
799
01:26:53,706 --> 01:26:56,741
Good. We'll cut and upload it later.
Make it all traceable to Trevor.
800
01:26:56,741 --> 01:27:02,820
Speaking of which...Remind you of anything?
801
01:27:03,309 --> 01:27:05,676
- Jill, please...
- Shut up! Dick.
802
01:27:05,676 --> 01:27:10,410
- Everything I learned, I learned from you.
- You think you had a shitty boyfriend, Sidney?
803
01:27:10,410 --> 01:27:19,177
Here's one that fucks you, dumps you and doesn't even make you famous.
- What the fuck, Jill, I loved you!
804
01:27:19,177 --> 01:27:21,441
- Shut the fuck up, already!
805
01:27:24,360 --> 01:27:27,206
Sure those cops wanted you to have this, Jill. For your protection.
806
01:27:28,259 --> 01:27:29,093
Put it dow...
807
01:27:32,533 --> 01:27:38,487
- Ehi, please.
- Shouldn't have killed all those people; Trev. Gone and put it on video even.
808
01:27:39,029 --> 01:27:43,356
- But it means a lot that you did it for me.
- What the fuck are you talking about?
809
01:27:43,356 --> 01:27:46,380
I am NOT the girl you cheat on.
810
01:27:51,697 --> 01:27:56,711
- I've gone thru everything. We're definitely good on timeline.
- Oh, yeah. We're perfect.
811
01:27:56,711 --> 01:27:58,349
No, no, no. Please.
812
01:28:05,824 --> 01:28:07,148
Ready for act 3?
813
01:28:08,608 --> 01:28:14,457
- Have figured it out yet, Sidney? Keeping it to our
remake theme, Trevor is this generation's Billy Loomis
814
01:28:14,728 --> 01:28:17,824
and we're the innocent victims: Sidney and Randy.
815
01:28:18,106 --> 01:28:24,581
See, with you, the world just heard about
what happened but with us, they're gonna see it.
816
01:28:24,581 --> 01:28:30,701
It's gonna be a worldwide sensation. And people gotta
see this shit. It's not like anyone reads anymore.
817
01:28:33,380 --> 01:28:37,968
I gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
818
01:28:38,771 --> 01:28:51,783
Last two teenagers standing. This time Randy gets the girl.
You're amazing. And you're the perfect victim.
819
01:28:52,544 --> 01:29:02,532
I was so believable today, wasn't I? I mean, I told so many lies,
I actually started to believe them. I really think that I was born for this.
820
01:29:02,532 --> 01:29:09,277
- How could you do this?
- Do you know what it was like growing up in this family?
821
01:29:09,528 --> 01:29:17,597
Related to you? I mean, all I ever heard was:
Sidney this and Sidney that, and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.
822
01:29:18,046 --> 01:29:25,668
- You were always so fucking special! Well, now I am the special one.
- You'll slip, they always do.
823
01:29:27,055 --> 01:29:42,015
- Come on, Charlie. Let's go on with this. You have to be strong and hold still. Ok?
- Yeah, yeah, old school, like Billy and Stu. Come on, baby, get it up. Come on.
824
01:29:43,099 --> 01:29:45,633
Shoulder me, shoulder me, shoulder me. Get it up!
825
01:29:52,035 --> 01:29:53,703
Not the way we rehearsed it.
826
01:29:53,703 --> 01:29:57,050
You said it, Charlie: Billy and Stu. Trevor and you.
827
01:29:58,405 --> 01:30:10,301
What the media really loves, baby, is a sole survivor. Just ask you
know who. Trevor was your partner and you, you were the idea man.
828
01:30:20,383 --> 01:30:30,445
- Even your friends?
- My friends? What world are you living in? I don't need friends. I need fans.
829
01:30:31,175 --> 01:30:38,901
Don't you get it?! This has never been
about killing you. It's about...becoming you.
830
01:30:39,557 --> 01:30:45,364
I mean, for fuck's sake, my own mother had to die,
no great loss there, so I could stay true to the original.
831
01:30:45,927 --> 01:30:54,446
It's sick, right? Well sick is the new sane.
You had your 15 minutes, no I want mine!
832
01:30:55,457 --> 01:31:05,226
I mean, what am I supposed to do? Go to college, grad school, work?
Look around, we all live in public now, we re all on the Internet.
833
01:31:05,226 --> 01:31:15,287
How do you think people become famous anymore? You don't have
to achieve anything. You just gotta have fucked up shit happen to you.
834
01:31:16,184 --> 01:31:25,410
So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new
franchise. There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,
835
01:31:25,410 --> 01:31:28,227
your ingenue days, they are over.
836
01:31:34,868 --> 01:31:36,890
Don't tell me you didn't know this day would come.
837
01:32:57,140 --> 01:32:59,236
Oh, fuck!
838
01:34:20,006 --> 01:34:21,227
Come on! Let's move in!
839
01:34:31,662 --> 01:34:34,104
- Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs.
- Yes Ma'm.
840
01:34:52,087 --> 01:35:10,521
Jill can you give us a description...Over
here...Jill...Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?...
841
01:35:21,969 --> 01:35:28,652
- Jill. You made it. That's all that matters.
- True, Charlie and Trev tried to kill me.
842
01:35:28,652 --> 01:35:37,452
And I heard they killed my mom. And Robbie and Kirby too.
- Shhh. Just lay back. Try to rest.
843
01:35:39,537 --> 01:35:44,020
- Is-is your wife...
- She's gonna be fine. She's tough.
844
01:35:46,981 --> 01:35:55,363
If I ever write a book one day I'd, I'd want her to write it with me.
It'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all.
845
01:35:58,533 --> 01:36:10,012
We're survivors now. I just wish Sidney was too.
- Jill, they re not sure yet. It's still touch and go.
846
01:36:11,054 --> 01:36:15,611
But she's in ICU (intensive care unit) and
they think Sidney just might make it.
847
01:36:17,071 --> 01:36:25,735
What? I mean, I saw Trevor kill her.
- Look, we don't know yet. But she's hanging on.
848
01:36:29,009 --> 01:36:38,018
I-I-I wanna se her.
- She's not awake yet. And, she may not remember anything. You'll have to help her with that.
849
01:36:39,477 --> 01:36:42,605
All in time. Just get some rest now, ok?
850
01:37:31,659 --> 01:37:36,736
- She gonna be ok?
- Yeah, she's a strong kid.
851
01:37:36,736 --> 01:37:45,537
- She's gonna have to be.
- She asked if you were ok. She thinks you guys should write a book together.
852
01:37:45,537 --> 01:37:49,331
- With your matching wounds.
- Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
853
01:37:53,679 --> 01:38:01,509
- How did she know I was too?
- Shit!
854
01:38:08,255 --> 01:38:17,618
You just won't die, will ya? Who are you,
Michael fucking Mayers? Yeah, I don't think so.
855
01:38:22,998 --> 01:38:24,645
Fucking die already!
856
01:38:48,302 --> 01:38:49,865
How are those stitches?
857
01:38:55,120 --> 01:38:55,986
Sidney!
858
01:39:00,406 --> 01:39:04,128
- Hicks, get to the Sidney Prescott's room and call for backup!
- Be right up, Sir.
859
01:39:12,646 --> 01:39:16,128
- Sid? Sid.
- Dewey!
860
01:39:35,052 --> 01:39:41,495
Is this how it's gonna be, Sid? The ending of the movie was
supposed to be at the house. I mean, this is just...silly.
861
01:39:42,016 --> 01:39:47,230
Consider this an alternate ending. You're not gonna get out of this, Jill.
862
01:39:47,230 --> 01:39:48,658
- Of course I will.
- Dewey?
863
01:39:50,639 --> 01:39:51,338
Sid...
864
01:39:52,516 --> 01:39:59,126
- Easy..Wait, wait. What about the book?
- Looks like I'll just have to write it myself.
865
01:40:01,357 --> 01:40:02,399
Goddammit!
866
01:40:04,725 --> 01:40:07,718
Don't even think about shooting or I'll blow Dewey's head off.
867
01:40:08,625 --> 01:40:12,691
- What, you think I won't do it? Give me your gun!
- Do it.
868
01:40:22,918 --> 01:40:27,277
You just had to be the hero, huh? Give me your gun.
869
01:40:30,091 --> 01:40:34,440
What are you, deaf? Give me...your gun.
870
01:40:42,112 --> 01:40:48,911
- And get up. And keep your hands over your head.
- Don't do anything stupi...
871
01:40:50,808 --> 01:40:52,841
Don't fucking tell me what to do.
872
01:40:53,571 --> 01:40:56,771
- Oh, God...
- Now, get up bitch.
873
01:40:57,367 --> 01:41:02,026
- Ok.
- Get up. Now!
874
01:41:02,026 --> 01:41:17,155
- Ok...
- Come on. Let's go. Get your skinny ass out here.
875
01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:23,942
- Ok...
- I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.
876
01:41:25,016 --> 01:41:32,950
Ok, but can I just have one final word?
- What? Please?
877
01:41:35,568 --> 01:41:36,360
- No...
878
01:41:39,561 --> 01:41:41,406
- Clear.
- Clear?
879
01:41:41,896 --> 01:41:42,521
Clear!
880
01:41:48,403 --> 01:41:52,291
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original.
881
01:41:57,170 --> 01:42:00,820
- Oh my God, Dewey.
- Uh, what hit me?
882
01:42:01,414 --> 01:42:06,074
Don't ask. You ok?
883
01:42:09,379 --> 01:42:14,697
- She was standing right behind?
- They always are.
884
01:42:27,636 --> 01:42:31,149
- Oh, God...
- Nice one.
885
01:42:33,140 --> 01:42:39,261
- Hicks, you're alive?
- Wear the vest, save your chest.
886
01:42:42,253 --> 01:42:47,955
I got two officers down, several injuries and a new suspect.
887
01:42:50,084 --> 01:42:52,408
We need a doctor, Goddammit!
888
01:42:53,315 --> 01:42:55,609
I dunno about you, but I feel a whole lot better.
889
01:42:59,539 --> 01:43:05,836
We're live at Woodsboro Community Hospital,
awaiting a first public statement from Jill Roberts, survivor.
890
01:43:05,836 --> 01:43:10,362
...a survivor of what is now being called "the Woodsboro Massacre reboot"...
891
01:43:10,362 --> 01:43:13,949
...Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know...
892
01:43:13,949 --> 01:43:19,130
...who single-handedly put a stop to this 21st century Woodsboro killing spree...
893
01:43:19,130 --> 01:43:27,648
...Jill Roberts of Woodsboro, a girl who's lifted all our spirits tonight.
An American hero, right out of the movies.
894
01:43:31,649 --> 01:43:36,349
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895
01:43:33,350 --> 01:43:34,850
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