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[psychedelic music]
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- Hello, my darlings,
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it's Foxie LaDay.
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Don't forget, it's my
way or the highway, okay?
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Today, we're gonna be
talking about self protection
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for us ladies while we're
going out on a jog. Uh-huh.
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I wanna do some shameless
self promotion, okay?
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Look at this hat.
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This hat is foxtrot hat.
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It's going for $25
a pop on my website.
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And also, check
out my new outfit.
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Oooh.
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[rolls tongue] Armani, yes!
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Jealous, much?
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But I digress.
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In all seriousness, ladies,
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do not be one of those dumbasses
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who goes out jogging
on their own,
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without any self protection.
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Do you really wanna
be another case
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of a girl gone missing?
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Not me, mamas, okay?
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So please, go get yourself
some pepper spray,
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but don't get a gun
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because that's ghetto.
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Mmm-hmm.
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And it's just a bad accident
waiting to happen, okay?
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But for me, I got something
a little bit extra.
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Check this out.
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Huh!
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Huh!
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This mini katana,
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AKA samurai sword,
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was given to me by a
real sensei, mmm-hmm,
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while I was modeling in Tokyo.
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It's true, your girl
doesn't just talk the talk,
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she walks the walk.
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[making percussive sounds]
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Now, please, do not,
I repeat, do not
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attempt this unless you are me.
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And last time I checked,
you ain't me, okay!
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You are not me. [laughs]
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Now check out these slick moves.
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[sword brushing] [wind sounds]
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- Ha! Find a couple
barrels of sodium hydroxide
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to dissolve a corpse in?
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I can do that with my
hands tied behind my back.
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Dr. Sado might like
that too much. [sighs]
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Now, keeping this
sexy coif perfect
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in this scooter wind.
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That, there, is
the real challenge.
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[sword swiping through air]
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Hey, look Ma, no
hands! [laughing]
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[sword swiping through air]
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[baby crying]
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[scooter motor]
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[wind sounds]
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[scooter motor]
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[wind sounds]
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[squelching sound]
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O-M-F-G!
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Her perfectly moisturized skin,
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soft, silky hair with just
the right amount of bounce.
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Oh! And that lip shade
is to fucking die for.
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Oh. I guess she did.
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[suspicious music]
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Crap, getting blood
stains outta this shirt
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is gonna be brutal.
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Crap. I gotta swing
outta here real quick.
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[breathing heavily]
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Oh, wait! I can use that new
ride share discount voucher!
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[sighs] Yes! Thank Abraxis,
there's a car super close!
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[car motor]
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[door opening]
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♪ - I'm singing in the ride!
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♪ I'm singing in the ride!
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♪ Welcome to my Hyundai
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♪ it's a beautiful Sunday
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♪ Would you like
the windows down? ♪
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[sighs]
♪ Or perhaps
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♪ the air conditioner on
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♪ Or maybe you can
charge your phone ♪
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♪ you need a mint while
I drive you home? ♪
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♪ Or to the theater
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♪ Or someplace else, like a
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♪ wart removal interview
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- Uh, hey.
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♪ - [Driver] I see
you used the voucher ♪
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I'd hate to be a downer ♪
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♪ but it's only
good for one use ♪
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♪ That's my excuse
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♪ Don't blame me
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♪ It's the company
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♪ If you'd like to file
a formal complaint ♪
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♪ you can go on the website
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♪ and click the menu button
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♪ on the third option down
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- [sighs] For crying out loud,
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dude, listen!
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I'm in a massive hurry,
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and if you could just get me
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to my office real quick,
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I wouldn't be
against getting you
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some free La Mer samples.
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♪ - Don't be rude
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♪ My face is a dream
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♪ No crows feet here
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♪ I don't need you face cream
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♪ I'm only fucking 23
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♪ And I don't drink that much
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♪ And I wear sunscreen
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- [Iggy] Listen,
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I'd offer you cash,
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but I don't even carry
it anymore on me, bro.
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I mean, it's loaded
with bacteria.
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You could even get
an STD from it.
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How about I send you $20
through PayBro, no fees.
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[calming music] [sighs]
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Uh, just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- Just pay me, bro.
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- [sighs] Just pay me, bro.
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- [Announcer] PayBro! No fees!
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- PayBro, why didn't you say so?
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Brace yourself.
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[engine revving]
[brakes squeaking]
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[sexy music]
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- [Man] Got an itch?
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Do you need relief?
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- Scratch.
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Scratch.
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- [Man] Scratch
your troubles away.
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- Scratch.
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- [Man] Come down
to the Scratch Bar.
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Choose your own sexy scratcher.
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[moaning]
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Have a drink while you're at it.
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- Scratch.
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- [Man] ScratchBarr.
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ScratchBarr.
- Scratch.
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[news bulletin music]
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- Da fuck?
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God, I was really enjoying
that ScratchBarr commercial,
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you know, I gotta itch that
needs to get scratched.
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- This just in.
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A horrific and bloody
scene of murder
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has taken place in a
local neighborhood park.
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The decapitated body
of a woman jogger
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was discovered by shocked
residents earlier today.
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Police have
identified the corpse
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as popular blogger and
model, Foxie LaDay.
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Her head has yet to be found.
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[laughs]
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[door opening]
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- Hey, whaddya got there, Boo?
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- I just got a sick
deal on some yellowtail.
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They ran out of plastic bags.
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It's better for the
sea turtles, anyway.
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These stains will come
out with some lemon juice.
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- Ooh, yummy.
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I love yellowtail.
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I could go for some sushi.
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[breathing heavily]
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- I must keep her alive.
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I mean, just for her
immaculate complexion alone.
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[silly scientific music]
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You know, I learn
so much good shit
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from Dr. Sado.
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It's a shame she
got bored of biochem
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and decided to pursue a
career in behavioral psych.
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She would have made a
bitchin' mad scientist.
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Well, here goes nothing.
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[laughing]
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I am such a badass!
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This evil genius
just saved the day.
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[sneezing]
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The fuck was that?
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- I'm a lamp.
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The mistress thought I would be
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more useful this way.
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- Look, you didn't
see anything, did you?
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- I'm a lamp.
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An insignificant
nothing of a lamp.
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A disgusting, depraved lamp.
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I serve my mistress.
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- Yeah, I know you're a
pathetic worm and all that,
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but you didn't see any bloody,
decapitated head, did you?
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Dr. Sado would, for sure,
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shrink this head for her
collection if she found out.
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- Well, maybe for
a little hand job,
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I might shut up for a minute,
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you know what I'm saying?
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I'll [farting noise]
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- Oh, dude, the
things I do for love!
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[door opening]
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Lavender oil works
its miracles again.
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Got the goo out, it's
naturally antibiotic,
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[inhales] [sighs]
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and my hands smell
fresh as fuck.
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- What the fuck is up
with this new microwave?
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I mean, my burrito's
still not ready!
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- No!
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- No!
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- No!
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- What the fuck?
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- Look. I just
ordered some tacos.
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If you go meet the
delivery guy in reception,
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I'll give you half.
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I just have to do something
for Dr. Sado in here.
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- The fuck, they
better be from Tito's.
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- Of course, of course.
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Better hurry, or
you'll miss them
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- [Woman] Yeah,
yeah, go jerk off
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your fucking new
microwave, Mary.
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- Okay, Temptress,
here's your damn tacos.
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Oh, this taco app is amazing!
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What a time saver!
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- [laughing]
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And now for the full
treatment, Miss Betsy,
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if that is your real name.
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Minus the 10% because you
brought in the coupon [laughs]
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[horror sounds] [laughing]
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- [Betsy] Let me die.
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- I am!
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I'm making you die.
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You're dying because of me.
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Hello? I'm murdering
you, stupid.
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- [Betsy] If only you knew
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what it's like to be like this.
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- What? I'm no switch.
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I do the touching
around here, Dumbo.
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Are you talking back to me?
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- No.
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- Well then, who the hell is?
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[laughing]
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[doorknob turning]
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Who's in there?
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- [Iggy] [stammering]
It's just me!
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I'm preparing a corpse
for incineration.
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- Well, who's that
lady voice I heard?
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- [Iggy] Oh, that?
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I just bought a myna bird.
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It's super smart. It can
even say a few phrases.
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- What? I don't want any
disgusting birds in here.
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They shit all over the place.
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- [Iggy] Oh, uh-oh, sorry.
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I guess I'll have to
return it tomorrow,
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but don't open the
door! It'll fly out.
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- If I get the bird flu,
I'm docking your salary!
262
00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:59,225
- [Iggy] Don't worry,
it's had its shots!
263
00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:00,946
- Listen, I need you out here
264
00:13:00,952 --> 00:13:02,782
to help clean up
after this patient.
265
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,302
She was a real bleeder.
266
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:06,920
- [Iggy] Uh, okay. Be right out.
267
00:13:06,924 --> 00:13:09,274
Let me put this bird
back in its cage.
268
00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:11,581
[grunting]
269
00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,451
[heart monitor noises]
270
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,391
- You murdered me.
271
00:13:21,386 --> 00:13:23,106
- Are you kidding?
272
00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,672
That was totes an accident.
273
00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:27,735
Plus, who goes jogging
with a katana anyway?
274
00:13:29,153 --> 00:13:32,263
Shh, shh, hang in
there, my love.
275
00:13:32,259 --> 00:13:34,159
I will make you complete again.
276
00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:36,328
I will find you a new body.
277
00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:39,992
- You're not gonna find one
as good as the one that I had!
278
00:13:39,991 --> 00:13:42,241
I mean, I was smokin', you know?
279
00:13:42,235 --> 00:13:43,995
- Is that a challenge?
280
00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,995
'Cause girl, you know I'm good
281
00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,827
at making the
impossible, possible.
282
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,348
I brought you back
to life, didn't I?
283
00:13:51,347 --> 00:13:55,107
- [sighs] You mean, you
took away my bodacious body.
284
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:55,900
Mother!
285
00:13:57,422 --> 00:14:00,772
- [Iggy] Geez, talk about
seeing the glass half empty.
286
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:03,910
You know, you seem
a little agitated.
287
00:14:03,912 --> 00:14:05,262
- Yeah.
288
00:14:05,258 --> 00:14:07,668
- Why don't I just
give you an Ambien
289
00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,304
to chill you out a bit?
290
00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:13,747
[sputtering]
291
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,229
- Oh, shit.
292
00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,753
- Shh. Sleep, my darling.
293
00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:19,793
Rest and grow stronger.
294
00:14:19,789 --> 00:14:23,589
I know exactly where
to find your new body.
295
00:14:23,586 --> 00:14:24,856
- I'll cut you.
296
00:14:25,934 --> 00:14:30,904
[club music]
297
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,652
- She is perfect.
298
00:15:30,377 --> 00:15:31,997
This oughta get her attention.
299
00:15:34,036 --> 00:15:36,416
- Hey, cutie, what's
up with the gloves?
300
00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:38,418
- Oh, I always wear
surgical gloves
301
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:39,590
in places like this.
302
00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,733
Everything's
covered in bacteria.
303
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,323
Especially the cash.
304
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:47,051
- Surgical gloves? What are
you, a doctor or something?
305
00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:49,599
- [laughs] Well,
I did just perform
306
00:15:49,603 --> 00:15:51,853
a pretty magnificent operation.
307
00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,397
- I knew it.
308
00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:56,270
A classic guy like you could
flip any chick in the house,
309
00:15:56,265 --> 00:15:58,575
and a doctor, no less.
310
00:15:58,578 --> 00:16:01,098
- Is there a doctor
in the house?
311
00:16:01,098 --> 00:16:03,478
'Cause I'm in need of
some mouth to mouth.
312
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,789
- You've got some nerve.
313
00:16:04,791 --> 00:16:06,281
- Look who's talking.
314
00:16:06,275 --> 00:16:08,275
- Why don't you beat your
wings back to the bar
315
00:16:08,277 --> 00:16:09,657
with the rest of the flies?
316
00:16:09,658 --> 00:16:10,828
- Keep your G-string on.
317
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:11,661
- Get lost.
318
00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,626
- Hey, little boy, don't hide.
319
00:16:14,628 --> 00:16:16,418
Dontcha know you've
got the kind of face
320
00:16:16,423 --> 00:16:18,393
a girl wouldn't mind sitting on?
321
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,190
Even out front, all the
girls are asking about you.
322
00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,148
- Get out of here.
323
00:16:23,154 --> 00:16:24,124
Don't you know two's a company,
324
00:16:24,121 --> 00:16:25,471
three's a crowd?
325
00:16:25,467 --> 00:16:26,947
- Eat your heart out, bitch.
326
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:27,781
- Oh yeah?
327
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:28,609
- Yeah!
328
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,158
- Look, listen ladies.
329
00:16:30,161 --> 00:16:32,541
We're getting all kinds of
unwanted attention right now,
330
00:16:32,543 --> 00:16:35,483
the kind of attention I
totally don't need right now.
331
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,407
So I'm just gonna
swing outta here.
332
00:16:37,410 --> 00:16:39,210
- Oh, what for?
333
00:16:39,205 --> 00:16:40,715
Look what you've done.
334
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,483
Once in a blue moon, I land
a classy guy like that,
335
00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:43,734
and you fuck it up.
336
00:16:43,726 --> 00:16:45,036
- What made you
think you had him?
337
00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,728
He wouldn't have you on a bet.
338
00:16:46,729 --> 00:16:50,529
- God, that sucked. There
were way too many witnesses.
339
00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:52,106
- [Blonde Stripper]
You 3rd rate stripper!
340
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,361
- [sighs] Sometimes
I wish I wasn't
341
00:16:55,359 --> 00:16:59,229
such a fine piece of ass.
342
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,945
[crowd cheering]
343
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,370
Stripper fight!
344
00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:11,957
[door opening]
345
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,405
[gasps]
346
00:17:15,413 --> 00:17:16,973
- Well, Iggy,
347
00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:19,756
did you enjoy your little
body snatching excursion?
348
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,634
- Aw, furniture dude!
349
00:17:22,627 --> 00:17:24,767
How could you rat
me out like that?
350
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,077
- You think this stinky
piece of furniture
351
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,700
is the reason I found about
352
00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:31,772
your secret little experiment?
353
00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,914
And by the way, hit
the showers after this,
354
00:17:33,914 --> 00:17:37,064
you're smelling really
musty for some reason.
355
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,086
- Yes, Mistress.
356
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:39,751
- Iggy, you should never forget
357
00:17:39,748 --> 00:17:42,608
that I always know
what's going on.
358
00:17:42,613 --> 00:17:45,173
I'm a genius mastermind.
359
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,687
I see everything.
360
00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:52,107
And I don't appreciate
being disobeyed or lied to.
361
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,655
- I swear, I was
going to tell you!
362
00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:55,318
I just needed more time.
363
00:17:55,315 --> 00:17:56,315
- Enough!
364
00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:02,911
You know, Iggy, as I've been
sitting here waiting for you,
365
00:18:02,909 --> 00:18:04,189
I've been thinking a little.
366
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:07,356
You're not a totally
incompetent henchman.
367
00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:09,362
You've done some good
things around here.
368
00:18:09,364 --> 00:18:13,024
You got those low wattage
LED bulbs, for one thing.
369
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:16,852
So this time, I'm gonna
look the other way.
370
00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,034
- [sighs] Thank you, Dr. Sado,
371
00:18:19,028 --> 00:18:21,648
you're the best boss ever!
372
00:18:21,652 --> 00:18:22,932
- Yes, it's okay
373
00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:25,449
because your pretty
little bodiless friend
374
00:18:25,449 --> 00:18:27,759
has made an excellent addition
375
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:30,941
to my shrunken head collection.
376
00:18:30,937 --> 00:18:33,837
[screaming and crying]
377
00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:36,426
- I was so into her!
378
00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:39,695
Her skin was so flawless!
379
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:44,614
And those brows were on fleek!
380
00:18:44,606 --> 00:18:46,056
- Go, ahead, Iggy,
381
00:18:46,055 --> 00:18:49,265
take a look at your
shriveled up girlfriend head.
382
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:52,436
- Oh no, I can't bear to look!
383
00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,271
- Do it!
384
00:19:01,761 --> 00:19:04,351
[evil laughter]
385
00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:13,771
You shut up!
386
00:19:13,773 --> 00:19:15,053
I didn't tell you to laugh!
387
00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,020
- Yes, Mistress.
388
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,736
[chewing]
389
00:19:18,743 --> 00:19:21,753
- Well, I've had my
fun and games, Iggy.
390
00:19:21,746 --> 00:19:23,576
I was just pulling your leg.
391
00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:27,926
But at least you have a
leg to pull. [laughing]
392
00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:30,575
You can keep your little
pet if it amuses you,
393
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,653
but you cannot give her a body.
394
00:19:32,654 --> 00:19:35,144
I don't want her getting
up and walking out of here
395
00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:36,689
and telling the cops.
396
00:19:36,692 --> 00:19:40,212
- [sighs] Thank you, thank
you, thank you, Dr. Sado!
397
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,873
- But I'm still
docking your pay.
398
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:52,331
[intense music]
399
00:19:57,748 --> 00:20:00,198
- Wake up, sleepyhead. Wake up.
400
00:20:01,614 --> 00:20:03,694
- So, you got me a body?
401
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,165
- Well, not exactly.
402
00:20:05,169 --> 00:20:07,589
There was a bit of a snafu.
403
00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,800
But I do have some
good news though.
404
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:13,105
Dr. Seda said you can stay here
405
00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,728
as long as you
don't have a body.
406
00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,107
- You good for nothing,
407
00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:20,294
delusional dumbass,
408
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:21,458
dorky ass fuck,
409
00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:23,261
hipster smug ass--
- Trust me,
410
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,186
trust me,
411
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:26,778
you're gonna love this new you.
412
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:29,437
Think about all the crazy perks.
413
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,365
You can eat all
the carbs you want,
414
00:20:31,368 --> 00:20:33,158
and you'll never gain an ounce.
415
00:20:33,162 --> 00:20:37,652
Plus, you'll never, ever have
to lift another finger again.
416
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,100
- [crying] Finger.
417
00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,240
- Aww, honey,
418
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,240
those tears are gonna evaporate
419
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,622
and dry out your skin.
420
00:20:44,622 --> 00:20:46,762
And you know what that leads to.
421
00:20:46,762 --> 00:20:50,212
Wrinkles, so cut it out.
422
00:20:50,214 --> 00:20:51,564
Huh? Goodnight.
423
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,560
- I'm gonna get my revenge!
424
00:20:57,290 --> 00:21:02,230
[heart monitor beeping]
[Foxie sobbing]
425
00:21:06,713 --> 00:21:09,923
- Stay tuned for more horrific
and perverted adventures
426
00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:13,723
of Dr. Sado and her
obscene cabal in
427
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,720
Sado Psychiatrist.
428
00:21:15,722 --> 00:21:18,382
[evil laughter]
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