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I'm going to be honest with you, I'm not in the right place.

I'm going through a real and genuine crisis of f�

Faith in ourselves, faith in the world ...

F� in the ... f�.

I see Wolverine and I ask myself:

How does he function knowing that he is the most screwed up person in the universe?

I am now the most screwed up person in the history of the universe.

Congratulations wolverine.

you are no longer the most screwed up person in the history of the entire world!

Damn!

My instincts tell me that there is someone sentenced to death.

like in a mafia movie.

It's very sad that it's my first thought.

- Hi Jessica. - Who are you what the hell?

A woman who will save your life.

Do you know what S.W.O.R.D. is?

It means Sentient World Observation and Response Department.

Who doesn't like acronyms?

This is a secret intelligence and anti-terrorism agency

this is a potential threat to world security

You think you're not going here?

You need to see what happened to me and my people

Frankly, it was my job and it was really up to me to prevent

What happened to you will happen to you.

It was my fault. Eventually it came under my gaze.

What should I do now? hit your face?

There are 32 species of aliens on planet earth

They are not welcome. None!

There is an argument that its existence endangers the balance of the world.

But we are here to talk about Skrulls.

- change shapes that wanted to take over the world.

They failed.

Not all of them disappeared. They live among us, hidden, they plan, they look for a way home.

I want to become an agent of S.W.O.R.D.

I want you to find the aliens.

Especially the Skrulls.

that you discover what they are doing.

I'm giving you an executive order there.

How can I find them? to the devil

Well, you are a private detective. Do what you do

But this ... This is an excellent device that you can't find in stores.

Encrypt your updated information and hide what you need to do it.

How can I tell the person you represent?

Ask your fellow Avengers. They know me

I offer you the opportunity to collect all the anger and all the pain ...

and download them where they really deserve it.

And less on you.

Yeah

I'm speaking in that department.

- What is this? - Skrull detector.

Seriously?

No. Although, wouldn't that be okay?

This is a very stylish environmental bio-scanner.

It tracks a small radius, and reveals the non-human being in the vicinity.

A useful thing that can be easily managed.

How long will this last?

until you say ... and finish whenever you want.

You quit this job, I stop handing over the money to your account.

oh yes ... there is money involved.

- But ... - We both know that this is not a question of money.

I know you've volunteered to be an Avenger.

If you want, that's fine. None of this is debatable.

But this is independent.

These Avengers of yours, this is not for them.

Other than Wolverine, they are not going to follow the path you need to follow to do this job.

There is already a name on the phone, see for him.

and don't lose that thing. It's devilishly expensive.

By the way, I'm Abigail Brand.

Where am I going?

the world still has all kinds of hidden corners.

But there is only one place in the world that is the right place to hide.

Madripoor, I think I know why they sent me here first.

They know that I am willing to kill anyone I get my hands on.

In this hole, my chance to hurt someone who doesn't deserve it for something is

almost nil.

Now I have money. I can afford a fancy hotel in a better part of town.

But I feel like this is where I want to be.

Everyone here seems to be in disguise.

I apparently saw something in that direction.

run.

The prostitute at the bar is ready to kill me.

She thinks I'm her competition.

I'd like to take a pill or something.

I'm going crazy.

This bed is disgusting. Who knows what I'm sitting on.

.Stones

Let's see why I'm here.

Koru Kaviti ...

S.W.O.R.D. I thought he was the fourth in command under the Skrull Queen.

He disappeared before the great battle against the superheroes vs Skrull in the central park.

When Thor appeared, the Skurll escaped into the crowd.

I love cowards.

It says here that each Skrull has the powers of several of us.

So I was feeling overwhelmed.

I wonder why they think he or she is here

you can ask.

Why do you think ...

Female dog ...

Damn!

Jessica, thank God I found you. Listen to me carefully.

Your life is in danger!

Well, Spider-Man has come into my room to tell me that I was in danger.

I'm serious! You have to get out of this country.

Also this is not New York, but Madripoor.

This is what we call bull excrement.

How is that?

You are now an agent of S.W.O.R.D. Wolverine investigated,

and they are completely infiltrated by alien operatives.

- This is all a sham. - And you are the web-throwing asshole

Did you swim from New York to Southeast Asia just to tell me this?

No, the Avengers are here looking for you.

Come with me. We will go to the meeting place and leave there.

Wolverine thinks he can find Nick Fury to find out what happens.

- The only problem with your story is ... - The history?

you're completely full of ...

Floor 12 '... This is going to hurt.

No ...

Not

I

touches!

I must control my temper.

A dead Suspect is not a suspect.

I fell from a building.

it really hurts.

It doesn't matter who you are.

with powers or without powers ...

When you wake up after a fight, it's brutal

the first thing that wakes up is not your brain or your eyes.

first awaken the pain.

Yes, that's what I thought it would be like when I woke up.

A prison in Madrid.

It would be wonderful if it was the first time I woke up in a place like this.

It's sad that this is not the life I'm living.

tough guys show yourselves.

Hello?

They're probably telling you now: 'Maybe he's not some kind of superhero

with superpowers. Wasn't she spiderwoman?

Can't I escape this?

if I can.

I swear.

But I won't take what I want to know.

I want to speak to the manager.

- What are you doing here in Madripoor Miss. Drew? - It's mine.

I know.

- What is it? - This is the hour.

Nerd.

It is an alien detector from outer space.

How does it work?

- Do you see a green light? - yeah

This means that we are fine. When it turns red, not so much.

- And this? - It's my phone.

the American superhero comes to this country with a fake passport

and kill a Skrull in public.

We've gotten in touch with the folks at Norman Osborn.

I will arrange a quiet extradition.

They were very interested in finding you.

Well ... I think it's about time ...

- Can I tell you something? - Please.

I am very afraid ...

- single... - I'm scared...

This is something I don't like to tell people very often ...

This is something I can do.

The power I have.

I have not done anything ... I was ... I ...

- I was attacked. - I know.

I know.

Can you help me?

- Can you get me out of here? - Everything will be fine.

and you say to yourself think: Wait a minute, what happens now?

a minute ago a cold automaton was questioning you,

and now he's about to be attracted to me.

Can you brainwash people? Not really.

But I can make people love me, or be scared by me.

I can do it with chemicals.

the secrets of my body and I can make anyone close to me feel the way I want.

Can you take me to your car?

He knows how he feels. Not what you think.

Let's go.

And one more thing. The effect does not stop immediately.

I'm very happy that we met like this.

You have no idea how long I've been looking for someone who ...

be really connected to me. In ...

Skrulls!

Damn!

I was wrong. This is not a Skrull, this is S.H.I.E.L.D.

Flying cars and killed. Certainly S.H.I.E.L.D.

- Police! Stop! - Don't move!

Lie down on the floor!

Shit ...

514 Here, we need support!

I was wrong. This is not S.H.I.E.L.D.

This is HYDRA

Come give mom a hug!

Madame Hydra.

AKA Viper.

known as one of the greatest terrorists ever to exist.

never.

Just this ... everything those Skrulls kept me kidnapped

ruining my life.

It's the only thing in the world that we lacked.

- Enter Jessica. - No

Not

My mother. My real mother.

She said she won't get in the car with a known murderous terrorist

carrying a big gun.

Yes, in her crazy moments, she really believes she is my mother.

It is not. My mother died.

Enter because more police are coming. Look, a police helicopter is on the way.

So you better go.

They will blame you for this disaster. Enters

- I have something good to show you. - Dare yourself.

honey I'll cut them all You know it will.

- Enough! - Let's go then.

I will. He cares absolutely nothing.

damn anarchists.

Dammit.

- Let's move. - Take us home, Viper.

Do you know how excited I am for your return?

I really am! I can't contain the excitement.

We all saw that Skrull shit in New York, and there you were! Alive and well.

I was very happy and proud of you.

What do you want from me?

You know what I want.

I want to have you back. Become Hydra. You are a Hydra.

- your blood. - Enough.

Without us, what are you?

You are hardly a reflection of who you were.

You have never been more alive than when you were with us. You know it!

That is why we are here. You came to Madripoor because we are here.

I came ... I want you to listen to me.

- I came here because ... - I know why you think I came here ...

Because you are an agent of S.W.O.R.D. who came to hunt Skrulls.

How do you know that?

We have agents everywhere.

- within S.W.O.R.D.? - Everywhere!

Why do you need me?

I do not need you. you need us.

I am here to save you. To help you understand that.

Let's go.

you need an escape from your new life.

and I offered it to you! You in case you haven't noticed you took it.

Yes.

We take care of ours. We are all equal.

You can try it.

For once, my dear, my heart ...

Stop!

Everyone stop!

I told you. Jessica is confused.

He's been through a lot.

Do you like it? Stolen from S.H.I.E.L.D.

good gadget can i get you one

Do you want to fight me? Do you want to kill me?

What do you want? escape?

I know. Okay.

What I say is confusing and I am offering it to You.

I ask you to rebel against global corporate society.

I offer you to sacrifice a great deal for something almost intangible.

you need to belong to something stronger than yourself.

Than hunting Skrulls. I want to show you something.

Our needs are the same. Our goals are the same.

you have to hunt Skrulls, and I need you to marry Skrulls.

I was very excited for S.W.O.R.D. and hired you.

Skrulls want to get out of this country.

This is our foundation and they disturb the delicate nature of our work.

Wait wait ...

Did you trick me into coming here?

Not - Does Agent Brand work for you?

Not

-you wouldn't tell me. -I would.

I hate you.

Assassin! Coward!

They made their plans through me

You keep getting into my life like you're doing me a favor.

Better fight me now because I'm leaving.

- I'm going to bring the Avengers ... - Wait a moment.

I told you. you need us and we need you.

Do you want the last word? Here's the last word.

Just for you.

AGENT OF S.W.O.R.D EPISODE 3

Yes, I present to you a good and honest Skrull.

We catch him trying to fit in with us.

I thought we were stupid.

- The entire Skrull empire must have thought we were stupid ... - Stop talking.

The problem is that he is a very hard bone to crack.

We cannot force him to speak. There is nothing to get out of it.

- But now that you're here ... - Stop talking! wait outside

Tell your friend my proper name, the creature.

Honor your queen.

Why does God curse me?

Because he doesn't want me. And yes, God does not exist.

Leave us alone.

God ... an Alien from the planet of fools who believes in God.

- Incredibly ... - Will you leave us alone?

you can wait outside.

I know you're looking at Hydra.

I know there is something else at stake here.

Not all your cards have been revealed yet.

All the hell the Skrulls made of my life ...

Everything they stole ...

I have never seen one.

What's your name

Pili Natu.

You are not the only one they are looking for.

Can we go home now?

You think I'm one of them

He thinks I'm the Skrull who replaced me.

thinks I'm his queen.

Who knows how long he's been here, or what they've been doing to him.

They ... They are monsters.

Koru Kaviti.

- Get me out of here. - He doesn't know.

I don't know anything.

Take me home!

How did you leave the country?

I dont know.

If you tell me, I can get you out of here.

Not

Not

I am not your queen.

I am going to kill you!

Do you think I can't bear it?

I can bear it

I can bear everything you have.

I was born this way.

I was born broken!

You're welcome.

But no ... No.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know. I don't know where to go.

I'm just going to run.

...

I have here.

I can't be here! I can't!

No more!

Two things. seal the building, we burn.

and second ... Find the Miss. Drew, and bring it to me.

hire her if necessary.

came out of my panic just in time to remember.

that I can't fly.

Shit.

When you are about to die, the world is not seen in slow motion ...

and you can't see your life happening anywhere in the body.

what can I tell you for the couple of times I've been close to dying.

what you do is look for air and enter a strange world of hyper ...

It doesn't matter ... Jumping from a building only works ...

when I am wearing my spiderwoman uniform, I have a unique biology.

And the wings of my costume allow me to plan ...

But I'll manage.

Without wings, I'm just this.

You can't decide how I'm going to fall. Don't try to do this at home.

What they told me ... And what ...

Can any of you give me clothes?

I'd like to be arrested, if possible.

Yes, this is going to be fun.

The last time I was here 2 days ago, Madame Hydra murdered

two dozen policemen.

Yes, I was unconscious for 2 days.

At least I was able to sleep.

For them, I killed those cops.

These officers wanted to kill me and I don't blame them for that.

Most of them speak English or maybe I will say something.

What can I say ... Why did you ask to come back here?

I hope you feel better detective.

But I don't think so.

I am Detective Wang.

Spanish, good. Hi. I want you to know that I had nothing to do with the cops ...

Why are you here Miss Drew?

I am a secret agent hunting Skrulls.

You already knew it from my last interrogation they recorded.

and the corpse in his basement ...

we have many corpses in the basement since he came here.

And these things ... I'll need them back.

Just a minute. I have a couple of questions.

Just a little?

Did you hear me talk about the part where I said yes to where Hydra is?

Yes.

What organization are you working for?

Are you kidding about this?

Are you asking me questions that you already know the answers to?

It is a secret.

How long have you been Madripoor?

Do you remember when I told you that I could make people

did you feel a certain way towards me?

Do you remember making an officer fall in love with me?

well I can do it another way.

- Are you the agent of Hydra? - No

If I concentrate for a second I can scare anyone to death.

chemically.

- Why the stutter? - Nerd ...

- Am ... - I tell you I know where the terrorists are

The ones who killed your buddies, and you act like you're trying to sell yourself insurance?

Please! Don't hurt me!

You know I could, don't you?

- I have come to do things well - Please!

No!

you have nothing to say. I figured it out.

The last cop told me.

We will make a silent extradition.

They were very interested in finding you.

- Damn it! - No

No! Please!

Close your eyes.

Who is coming for me?

- I don't know ... - Who came looking for me!

Well, whoever was looking through the camera

is now at the door.

I have about 3 seconds to do what I have to do.

Funny is that I came here to clear my name with these guys.

I don't know if the police are corrupt or not.

I just know that a lot of guys died for no reason.

men with their families. Children

The children ...

But I'm not going to lie, I came here for my things.

I need these things to do what I came here to do.

And being an agent for Hydra, it wasn't that.

being tricked into a confrontation is not.

I'm surely not going to allow the ...

damn.

Hi !

Yes, I know ... It's too late.

AGENT OF S.W.O.R.D. EPISODE 4

Like most things, this could have been prevented.

by the authority conferred on me, from the USA by Norman Osborn,

you ... darling, you're under arrest!

Don't be offended, but I have no idea who you are.

to the ground Miss. Drew.

You already heard the girl. Lie down!

What are you, like the New Defenders or? ...

We are the Thunderbolts.

We are Norman Osborn's A-team.

He is now the man in charge.

So basically, you're screwed.

Yes, I imagined that part.

The problem is, I'm not sure what to do here?

I don't know what the connection is between Osborne and S.W.O.R.D.

Now I realize that I don't know much about my new mission.

And I was too angry to ask if I had the chance.

Are you Team A from Osbornon? Seriously?

How low do you think the rotation was when it was decided by guys like you?

No offense ... guy with the thing for head ....

- And you ... - Two of us are first-class shooters.

And we both have guns pointed right at the beautiful triangle on your head.

What do you want from me?

Nothing.

We don't want anything from you beauty, we just need to pick you up.

Usually you see us at night without any light.

You got lucky. Osborn wants to talk to you.

We have strict orders to take you alive.

Get on board!

a tip for those who are thinking about entering this job

If you have no intention of killing your opponent, don't tell him

gives your opponent a huge advantage.

Out!

Yes, I'm running away ... Sometimes it's the smart thing to do.

Not very good, but he's the smartest.

- I didn't know I could do that. - Listen to your communicator Ant man.

- And as if it helped you - Here we go!

Good good ...

Here Ghost ...

I have it for nothing.

Ghost well ... I love these invisible guys.

they always want to show you that they can become invisible.

Another tip for you beginners.

If you can be invisible, stay invisible.

Oh my God!

Damn!

Intangible ... That's something else ..

I know how to deal with this guy.

If I force it to remain intangible, it won't be tangible enough to do something to me.

He can't defend himself. It's Nick Fury's training, right there.

It's not like that ... Damn ...

Hell, I lost her ...

Headsman, take a stand.

Antman, do aerial reconnaissance.

they have to be a little impressed,

It is good.

Yes, here I am ...

I think the best way to end this fight ...

is to tell my boss to tell his boss to get them off me.

boss sorry I can't talk right now The Thunderbolts is there. Can you get them off me?

No - What should I do

Osborn knows nothing of S.W.O.R.D. Do not conflict. Don't get caught.

It is too late for conflict. advice?. run like crazy

Get out!

hear something close.

It's a mile away, I say let's regroup

Hello? Someone to listen to me?

Headsman? Headsman?

I said regroup. Come here, we need you for air reconnaissance.

This boy doesn't listen.

Bring the ship, let's do an environmental scan.

- Now what was that? - bring the ship!

What do we say to Osborne?

We will tell you that the mission failed.

You won't like it.

Well ... how do we get back home?

I'm done ruining everything Miss. Drew?

Are you kidding

Seriously?

Have you forgotten what the phrase '' Secret Agent '' means?

So that's why you told the local police that you were a secret agent

hunting Skrull?

They had a modest dead man in their basement. Hydra too!

- It does not mean that voluntarily ... - Listen!

I was ambushed from the moment I arrived.

the Skrulls knew it was coming. at least one of them ...

And if one of them knew, then the one I'm looking for may also know ...

Do you think I don't know what I'm doing? Do you think I haven't done it before?

You do this when your target is hiding.

When your target can take any shape and size, this is what you do!

I have it.

And when I show up, they get scared and make mistakes.

they come after me careless and scared

And I need to be scared and roll.

It has to be like this, you understand?

The confusion Madame Hydra made you in your affairs.

you have half of the Madripoor authorities asking for you

You say you have a clue of my Skrull?

Yes, the Skrull who attacked you in the hotel room had his civil identity with him.

- Your human identity. - Really?

You could have checked for yourself.

I was unconscious.

Maybe so.

This has left us clues. Contacts.

You remember the days when you were a private detective, right?

I seem to remember a lot less things you said when you hired me

taking into account the fact that the Skrulls were on me the second

When I got here, and the only one who knew I was coming was your people

Yes, well ... keep in mind that I was close.

I know when an agent gives me a poor story.

So all that you knew what you were doing ...

I dont believe it.

Listens ...

-I know you seem to have had bad luck, hell I don't know

And I'm not trying to give you more

But you are there and things are complicated!

You ... you need to be smarter.

if i wanted someone swinging on the walls i would have hired spiderman

You have to do your best.

Or it ends.

I will send you the information I have.

Don't worry about Osborne or hydra

get on with the mission. Good luck.

I love you

I need a day to sleep, bathe and feed.

I don't care if my Skrull is 20 hours ahead of me.

Rest for days. I needed to heal.

What is the big change in my case?

These Skrulls change shapes, but they have to fit.

they need to interact with people of the same level.

flee through the world of war crimes.

they need to interact with some of that work.

When one disappears, and I know that two disappeared

someone should be concerned. Someone must have noticed.

One person did. a girl.

Zhang Lee.

She reported that yesterday her new boyfriend disappeared.

went to the police and asked to speak to the Avengers.

He said he has important information.

The police asked her to fill out the forms and they left her sitting in the hallway

for 6 hours before she gets up and leaves.

Sorry. Do you speak English?

a bit.

I'm detective drew

did you ask to speak to the police about a missing person?

Yes, I'm going to take some chemical love with her.

I really want to hear what you have to say.

My boyfriend ... My boyfriend is gone.

Than

Did you tell the police that you should talk to the avengers?

My boyfriend ... He was Spiderman.

I am afraid that he is dead or injured.

your boy is spiderman?

Yes, he was gone for a week.

he went

How long have they been dating?

3 weeks.

Did he tell you his real name?

Yes, his name is Brandon Kay.

Is he an American, or ...

No, he is from here.

- Is he Spiderman? - He showed me his spider powers.

I saw it ... glued to the wall.

- Did you live here in Madripoor? - yeah

Okay then. It seems our Skrull found a stupid girl to fool.

The girl seems to have no problem with the fact that Spider-Man lives in New York.

Maybe the Skrull that really attacked me tricked her into thinking he was the real Spiderman.

These shapeshifters who knows how to hold on to a real identity.

Maybe you don't believe me, but he said there would be trouble.

He told me that people would come for him if they found out who he really was.

- He gave me money in case of ... - Money?

Just in case something happens to him.

I live here.

How much money?

A large amount of money.

Do you know friends of your boyfriend?

Who else can I talk to?

I saw guys I don't know.

He told me it is a secret.

Do you know where they were seen?

- Yes, one place I think ... - Is it here somewhere?

Is in district 14

It's a bar.

It's always a bar.

I swear, I would like to be cute and silly.

Just for a day.

Well ... damn it. Skrull inside.

AGENT OF S.W.O.R.D EPISODE 5

please be my Skrull, please be my Skrull ...

I thought my looks would be enough.

just seeing me as your Skrull queen would attract one of these

to stand or run or bow or something ...

But nothing ...

There is definitely a Skrull here.

It can be anyone.

My heart is about to jump out of my chest, but I'm not going to do anything.

I'm going to stand here without making any gestures, I'm going to let it reveal itself.

Come on, I'm the image and likeness of your Skrull queen ...

I'm Jessica Drew, I killed your friend ...

I am the face of his failure. reaction to. get scared!

run to the hills!

Well, it didn't work.

Let's try ...

Koru Kaviti!

you are arrested!

Hey ... well ... So ...

It's completely out of the question how this is going.

Well, now the party begins.

I know you think, '' Well, Spider woman against a big giant super Skrull ... ''

This will be fun.

Don't kid yourself, but the previous Skrull I fought

had been tortured by professionals.

He had been hungry and beaten ...

Now is the time to send it to hell.

The Skrull is almost finished.

however I must use everything I have to defeat him.

This guy ... This guy is a professional.

Trained ... Ready for battle.

Hiccup and a little drunk.

Don't forget he's drunk.

I think the deciding factor in how well he impressed me

It all depends on how much you drink.

Man ...

You killed my companions!

you did it!

May your gods abandon you and mine have me!

Feel hell!

I am not being defeatist. I am realistic.

was strong for me. What did you think when I got here?

You have no idea what we've been through!

Sorry!

Don't ask me to be supportive Koru!

It seems to be your fault the hell I'm living in!

All the training in the world can't prepare you enough.

I don't have unlimited poison fluid.

Damn!

I don't know how long this dance can take.

Who do you blame? Me?

Go dead!

Does she blame me for this?

Do you want to know why our queen chose your form?

You want to know why she knew she could replace you?

you know my answer.

Actually, I want to know!

That is why I came here!

That is why I am here!

should run ... should ...

The reason we knew that you could be changed by one of us ...

is that of all the people in the world, we discover ...

that nobody on this planet ...

cares enough about you ...

as to realize.

But our invasion went wrong ...

Well, it looks like they weren't quite right.

Enough ...

Skrull ... They are all Skrull ..

are not Avengers ... nor Wolverine ...

a Skrull warrior. And they're here for their final act on me

Well, I was definitely crazy, but I have every right to be.

Tell me why not be?

the clock that detects Skrulls does not read anything, because there is a Skrull nearby.

a Skrull warrior who ...

Was that the plan?

The plan was for him to drop to the ground with his hands behind his neck.

It didn't turn out that way, did it?

Move on!

-Jessica?, -no ...

Jessica, it's okay. It's me.

- Carol. - No

Hey what's wrong?

It's not Skrull ... It's her.

it's Carol.

She was my best friend, before all this ...

Pre ...

It's me.

We heard about the Thunderbolts. We thought you were in trouble.

- We have come to help. - How did you find out?

Darling, you were on CNN.

We got there as fast as we could.

No! I can do it ...

What is this? What have you been doing all the time here?

that's what I'm doing...

And you couldn't have called me?

that you don't know that I want to hunt Skrulls too?

I ... This is ... I have to do it myself ...

When I fell and they all walked away ...

Who helped me?

- Yes, I know ... - Don't you think I would do the same for you?

- I know. - Without a doubt.

I know!

- I didn't know. - I know now.

Yes, I do.

How the hell do we find it now?

Luke is right. It could be anyone from the crowd.

- It's ... - yeah

Santa claus

Can you give me one too?

Please everyone ...

got damn ...

how about this ...

If anyone here is a Skrull please raise your hand!

Thank you!

Please back off and let us do what we came to do.

Move!

People ...

Get out of here or I'm going to kill all these people.

In fact ... I have a better idea.

I got you, you son of a bitch!

We take care of our own.

go dead!

Well, they are not Skrulls.

- Who do you work for now? - Agent Brand.

- What about you? - Do you know him?

- I know. - I have things to do.

safe. But are you going to keep hunting like this? This is a path of no return.

- I managed. - There is no doubt.

- But you went there to take a beating. - No

It took me a long time to learn this ...

There is nothing wrong with going out and doing what you have to do.

nothing at all.

When you are lost, come home.

Do not run away.

I don't know who exactly my friends are ... never again

Look around. Now you know.

I know what it's like to feel fucked happened to me

But I swear, I am still the most screwed-up person in the history of the universe

Mission Accomplished, what else do you have?

I have dire wraiths, I have spaces knights, I have a microverse leak, I have a symbiotic course ...

what is your state of mind?