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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:21,897 So the last thing I have to tell you young fellows is this: 2 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,942 Play up and play the game! 3 00:00:24,983 --> 00:00:27,486 Honor your queen and country. 4 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:31,573 Mind what your masters tell you. 5 00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,909 Say your prayers each night. 6 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:37,412 Keep your minds and your bodies clean. 7 00:00:37,496 --> 00:00:40,415 Take a cold bath each day. 8 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:43,043 And you'll find you can always look the world in the eye... 9 00:00:43,126 --> 00:00:45,254 like an English gentleman. 10 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:47,965 - Hear! Hear! - Hear. Hear. 11 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:50,467 Now, my lads... 12 00:00:50,509 --> 00:00:53,679 - I'm just a simple soldier. - Oh! No, no, no. 13 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:57,432 Yes, I am though. But I tell you... 14 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,768 if you follow these rules... 15 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,354 then, when the last roll call comes... 16 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:06,108 you'll be able to go up before the Great Headmaster... 17 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,944 with a clean, British conscience and say... 18 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:13,448 "Well, sir, I tried to do my duty. " 19 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,743 And I think- 20 00:01:16,827 --> 00:01:20,455 I think you'll find that's good enough for him. 21 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:50,485 Well-Well, I think that we have rarely heard... 22 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:53,780 such man-inspiring address. 23 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:57,993 We are deeply indebted to Captain Flashman. 24 00:01:58,035 --> 00:02:01,538 Let it be an example to you boys- 25 00:02:01,622 --> 00:02:05,042 especially when you remember that only a few short years ago... 26 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:09,004 Captain Flashman, whose name and fame has now run 'round the world... 27 00:02:09,046 --> 00:02:12,424 as the hero of Kabul. 28 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:18,388 I need not tell you of the dauntless heroism he displayed in Afghanistan... 29 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:23,810 - Let me in! - of the matchless gallantry ofhis defense of Piper's Fort... 30 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,355 against overwhelming odds... 31 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:30,025 when he fought to the last against the heathen hordes. 32 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,914 Here! Take the bloody thing. I don't want it. Take it! 33 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,965 Ofhow he was found the sole, gallant survivor... 34 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:55,884 - of the stricken field... - There's a British officer there. 35 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:59,221 with his country's flag- nay, his country's honor- 36 00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:02,558 - clasped to his wounded body. - He's alive. 37 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:05,102 Get him there, Carruthers. 38 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:08,814 We're your relief, sir. 39 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,276 Nor need I remind you... 40 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:16,572 or embarrass his simple modesty... 41 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:21,076 by recalling the hero's welcome which his queen and his country... 42 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,746 gave this gallant English gentleman... 43 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,709 whom we at Rugby School know as Harry Flashman. 44 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:32,129 But-But even- even heroes... 45 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,132 must work, and we must not... 46 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:38,760 keep him from his arduous military duties... 47 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,597 which claim his first allegiance. 48 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,976 Damn! 49 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:52,107 Come on. Oh, come on, you silly slut. 50 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,328 Place your bets, please, ladies and gentlemen. It's 4-to-1. That's right. 51 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:14,379 It's 4-to-1 the field on Pink Lady. Lovely Pink Lady there, sir. There she goes. 52 00:04:14,463 --> 00:04:17,299 Lovely thighs. What a wonderful bosom. 53 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:20,052 Hello, Freddie. Doin' all right? 54 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,471 Waiter! 55 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:28,936 This game's as crooked as a line of Russian infantry- 56 00:04:29,019 --> 00:04:30,979 and a damn sight harder to beat. 57 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,820 Mesdames, monsieurs, place your bets, please. 58 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:53,919 I know a better line. 59 00:04:59,049 --> 00:05:01,093 Come on. 60 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,348 Speedicut! 61 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,151 We'll, uh, play vingt-et-un, you see... 62 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,321 and every time I lose a trick, I'll give you a piece of my clothing- 63 00:05:21,405 --> 00:05:23,365 like, uh, a glove or something. 64 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:26,910 - What if I lose a trick? - Silly little girl. 65 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:30,038 You'll learn the rules as we get along. 66 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,416 Quiet, lads. Now come on. Quiet as you can. 67 00:05:32,499 --> 00:05:34,501 Anybody makes a noise loses his pension. 68 00:05:34,585 --> 00:05:36,879 Right. Up you go, lad. Go on. Get in there. 69 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:39,214 - All right. All right, sir. - Go on. Now hang on tight. 70 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,258 - Yes. - Right, lads. Start cranking. 71 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,094 Can't stand heights, Sergeant. 72 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,722 - Never mind that. Go on up. Keep your eyes open. 73 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,807 - Now what can you see? - Nothing. 74 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,809 Right. Take him up a bit more. 75 00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:53,562 - I don't wanna go up any higher. - Shut up. What can you see? 76 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,606 - Nothing. - Take him right up. 77 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:58,150 Damnation! 78 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,527 Have you tarts been marking this deck? 79 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:05,866 Hmm. I see what the trouble is. 80 00:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,243 You're still too sober to play properly. 81 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,662 Soon attend to that. 82 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,297 Get him up. Get him up. Get him up. 83 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,758 No, it's no good, Sergeant. I can't see anything. 84 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,844 - All right. We'll go in the front door. - Hey? 85 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:30,098 Hey, waiter! Waiter! Look alive, dagger-eyes! More bubbly! 86 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,434 Right. 87 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:35,312 Shh! Shh! Quiet. 88 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,439 Police.! 89 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:39,483 Police! Quick! 90 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:41,693 All right, lads. 91 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:49,868 Cut and run. It's the traps! 92 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:53,163 Hide those chips, will ya? 93 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:55,457 Clean those tables off. 94 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,501 Don't panic, for God's sake. Here you go, girls. 95 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,670 It's much too big. 96 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,801 No! 97 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,522 Lower away now. 98 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,374 Right. Upstairs. Upstairs! 99 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,668 Steady. Careful. 100 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:41,753 - All right. - Get me down. 101 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:43,881 - Get me down, Sergeant. - All right. 102 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,175 I can't stand heights. Get me down. 103 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:50,470 You've cranked it up, sir. Will you kindly crank it down? 104 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:52,973 I've had enough. I wanna come down now. 105 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,934 Oh, I'm feeling sick. 106 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:58,854 - Sick.! - Oi! You! 107 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,857 Get down.! Right, lads.! 108 00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:04,693 - Come on. - Help me! 109 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:06,111 Oh! Sorry. 110 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:12,409 - All right. - Lads, right. Come back here! 111 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:29,676 Do the British always sleep? Wake up, driver. 112 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,554 God save us. What the devil are you doing, sir? 113 00:08:32,638 --> 00:08:36,725 - I'm hiding, ma'am. - Well, I can see that. 114 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:39,937 Who from? And in my carriage, if you please. 115 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,065 Please, I mean no harm. It's the police. 116 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,108 Oh, no. No. I'm not a criminal. 117 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,736 I was in a club that was raided. 118 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:52,115 - Oh. - Get out of this. Do you hear? 119 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,117 - Oh, please, sir- - Get out! 120 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:57,120 Oh, let him alone, Otto. Can't you see he's a gentleman? 121 00:08:57,162 --> 00:08:59,915 Quick, you booby, onto the seat. 122 00:08:59,957 --> 00:09:04,169 - Such a delightful party. - Huh? 123 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,171 There I was, standing in a corner... 124 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,257 - Oh, yes.! - surrounded by three duchesses... 125 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,801 and only two of them drunk. 126 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:14,596 Excuse me, sir. Might you have seen a gentleman running? 127 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:17,432 Yes, Constable. This is your man. 128 00:09:17,516 --> 00:09:19,643 - Will you arrest him, please? - Oh, stop it, Otto. 129 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,104 Really, Sergeant, it's too bad. 130 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,691 He's making game of you. This gentleman is with us. 131 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,026 Yes. Stop playing the fool, Otto. 132 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:30,863 I'm tired. My leg hurts. 133 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:35,909 I need a nice rubdown. Um, just there. Mmm. 134 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:38,120 The anguish. 135 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,707 Here. I know you. 136 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,792 You're Captain Flashman, be God. 137 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,503 The hero of Afghanistan.! 138 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,839 - ByJove. - Yeah. 139 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,758 The defender of Piper's Fort. Well, here's a go. 140 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:55,721 He is a criminal fugitive who invaded our coach without permission. 141 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,307 I don't care if he invaded Buckingham Palace without permission. 142 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,893 Yes. 143 00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:03,937 You're not English, are you? 144 00:10:04,021 --> 00:10:06,815 - I am a German officer, and I demand that- - Yes. Well. 145 00:10:06,899 --> 00:10:09,401 Captain Flashman is a British officer... 146 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,570 so you don't demand nothing. 147 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:15,240 Just move along, please. Good night, sir. Adieu, ma'am. 148 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:17,326 Good night. 149 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,537 My dear, your face. 150 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,707 I am happy... 151 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:26,210 that you are amused to make a fool of me. 152 00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:31,507 - The devil take you then. - How dare you insult a lady... 153 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:34,092 you dirty foreigner! 154 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,178 I shall remember you. 155 00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:39,389 Well, I shan't trouble to return the compliment. 156 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:43,685 Oh, yes, you will. You will remember me. 157 00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:46,939 - My name is Bismarck. - Hmm. 158 00:10:51,527 --> 00:10:57,074 These foreigners- can't look an Englishman in the eye. 159 00:10:57,157 --> 00:11:00,827 Yes, but it put me next to a beautiful woman... 160 00:11:00,911 --> 00:11:03,664 and one of two things is inevitable: 161 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:08,210 She either surrenders or screams- 162 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,920 sometimes both. 163 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,070 "Lola. " 164 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:37,823 "Lola"! 165 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:43,412 Sounds like a foreign bedroom with purple wallpaper. 166 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,749 "Lola" what? 167 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,586 - Montez. - Oh. 168 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,922 Lola Montez. 169 00:11:54,006 --> 00:11:56,967 Ain't that a dago name? 170 00:11:57,009 --> 00:12:00,179 You looked a bit dago. 171 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:04,850 - Thank you. - Why didn't you give me away to the bobbies? 172 00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,352 And have to spend the night with Otto Bismarck... 173 00:12:07,436 --> 00:12:11,106 who has nothing but ice and vinegar in his veins? 174 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:15,527 My dear, I wouldn't have given you away if you had been a murderer. 175 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:19,072 Bismarck is going to be a great man someday. 176 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:21,325 He told me so himself. 177 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,454 "I have a destiny to rule," says he. 178 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:29,291 I told him, "I have my ambitions too. " 179 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:34,922 And what might they be? 180 00:12:35,047 --> 00:12:38,300 To be a queen in the theater... 181 00:12:38,342 --> 00:12:41,345 and to live as I please... 182 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:45,182 love as I please and never grow old. 183 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:48,477 And if you're disappointed? 184 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:52,189 Courage. And shuffle the cards. 185 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,025 Not a bad motto. 186 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,779 Well, I tell you, I am a far greater man... 187 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:03,158 than any Otto Bismarck. 188 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:07,037 Prove it. 189 00:13:30,561 --> 00:13:32,938 You mean to say while I was spending the night... 190 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:36,400 in a Bow Street cell, you were bumping that little beauty? 191 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,486 Well, damn your luck, Flashy.! 192 00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:41,947 Only the brave deserve the fair. 193 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,075 My backside's like a pin cushion. 194 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:49,746 - Her hairbrush. - Now. Now. Finish him! 195 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,749 Smash him.! 196 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:57,462 - Why don't they hit each other? - See what I mean? 197 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:01,049 Gently, sweetheart. 198 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:04,136 You're not in bed now, you know. 199 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:08,056 Hit him! 200 00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:20,068 Well, well! If it ain't Attila the Hun. 201 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:25,199 Ah, Count, glad to see you again. 202 00:14:25,282 --> 00:14:27,659 Come to watch us English at play, what? 203 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:32,206 A sporting contest, ladies and gentlemen. 204 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:36,293 - Very sporting. - And a fitting moment to introduce our guest of honor. 205 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,463 A member of Parliament, justice of the peace... 206 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,343 many years ago, the heavyweight champion of all England. 207 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:49,806 Ladies and gentlemen, will you drink toJohn Gully. 208 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:55,646 John Gully! 209 00:14:59,483 --> 00:15:02,027 You make much of this boxing, I see. 210 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:04,363 It is interesting enough to see two of the lower orders... 211 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:06,406 slash each other with their fists. 212 00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:09,284 But surely, well-bred men despair of this, no? 213 00:15:09,326 --> 00:15:13,622 Well, Count, each country to its own game. 214 00:15:13,664 --> 00:15:19,253 I hear in Germany that you fight duels just to get scars on your head. 215 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,922 The schlager, the dueling saber- 216 00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:24,091 It gives a man honorable scars. 217 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,134 Besides, it is for gentlemen. 218 00:15:26,218 --> 00:15:30,305 Dueling, you see, is a soldierly skill... 219 00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,641 and, if you'll excuse me, I see no skill in this. 220 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,726 Perhaps you think boxing's easy. 221 00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:39,982 Do you fancy you could hold your own in a mill? 222 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:46,822 - Is that a challenge? - Good Lord. No. 223 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,907 No, like you, I'm a man of the sword. 224 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,202 But if you think that boxing ain't scientific... 225 00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:56,248 then you need a good teacher, and the best teacher in all the world... 226 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:59,251 - is standing over there. - Evening. 227 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,045 He'd be glad to instruct you. 228 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:07,342 That is a foolish proposition. 229 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:11,013 You see, Mr. Gully is far too old. 230 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:14,391 - Oh, too old. - No, don't mind, eh? 231 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,937 It wouldn't be that he's a professional- one of the lower orders? 232 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:22,524 I am not interested whether he's a professional or not. 233 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:25,360 - So you say! - What the devil? Damn it, Flashman. 234 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:28,363 I'm sick ofhis foreign airs. 235 00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,033 Sneering at old Jack as though he weren't good enough! 236 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:35,537 The point is, if the count wants a friendly spar... 237 00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:37,581 Jack'll oblige, won't you? 238 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,918 Well, look here. I'll tell you what I'll do. 239 00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:45,047 To convince our visitor here that there's more to the noble art than meets the eye... 240 00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,758 I'll stand in front of him with my hands down... 241 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:50,052 and let him try to plant a few facers on me. 242 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:53,013 Now what do you say, mein Herr? 243 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:57,226 You mean you'll stand there and not run away... 244 00:16:57,267 --> 00:17:00,395 - and let me strike you? - I'll let ya try. 245 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,775 Good. 246 00:17:06,944 --> 00:17:10,239 But, damn it, he's a guest. 247 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,741 - You won't hurt him, Jack? - Nah. 248 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:18,247 Now you must hit him fair- above the waist. 249 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,085 Now go easy, Jack, for God's sake. 250 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,755 Now, Mr. Gully. 251 00:17:26,797 --> 00:17:30,133 Now... time.! 252 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,856 Whoa! 253 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:46,024 Well done, mein Herr. 254 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:48,068 Never mind them. They couldn't have done better. 255 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,362 Convinced now, Bismarck? 256 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:54,408 Ja. Ja. There is skill, I admit... 257 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:57,327 but I would be obliged if you would try me again... 258 00:17:57,411 --> 00:18:00,205 and this time, you will strike me in return. 259 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,374 No. No. Enough. Enough. 260 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:04,835 No. No, Tom. This man's a sportsman. 261 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:09,631 I'll spar easy with you, Count. You can go home and say you fought the champion. 262 00:18:09,673 --> 00:18:13,844 Come on, square head! 263 00:18:40,746 --> 00:18:43,415 Jolly good, eh? 264 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,668 Enough. Enough. That'll do. 265 00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,633 You shouldn't ought to have done that, mein Herr. 266 00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:55,260 - That's not fair when a man's not looking. - So... 267 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:57,346 you do not wish to continue? 268 00:18:57,429 --> 00:19:02,184 - Best not. - Very well. If you've had enough. 269 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,062 I quit to no man. 270 00:19:05,145 --> 00:19:08,565 Why, you limey bastard! 271 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,373 It was a most useful instruction. 272 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,416 Jolly game, boxing, ain't it? 273 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:30,671 Great builder of character, they tells me. 274 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,714 I have to thank you for this. 275 00:19:32,798 --> 00:19:36,760 Someday, Captain Flashman, since you are a man of the sword... 276 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:39,137 I hope you'll come to Germany... 277 00:19:39,221 --> 00:19:43,225 where we Germans can show you how to fight with the saber. 278 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,607 Mr. Gully. 279 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:05,539 And now... again. 280 00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:09,585 Encore! 281 00:20:09,668 --> 00:20:14,006 Oh, Lord, no. Not again, for heaven's sake. 282 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,010 It's like making love under a coil of barbed wire. 283 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,930 Yes! Again. 284 00:20:22,014 --> 00:20:23,932 En garde.! 285 00:20:26,185 --> 00:20:31,106 Put that confounded thing down, damn you. 286 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:34,401 I'm tired. 287 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:38,864 No one- No one gets tired of me! 288 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,909 Well, I do! 289 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:44,286 You're-You're insatiable, you! 290 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,955 I'm mistress in this house! 291 00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:51,126 It's my pleasure that counts.! You call yourself a man.! 292 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:54,463 I never did. 293 00:20:57,174 --> 00:21:00,135 Empty, thank God. 294 00:21:00,177 --> 00:21:04,056 You get too tired of me, will you? 295 00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:07,476 I'll teach you to spurn Lola Montez! 296 00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:11,146 I don't need any teaching. Find yourself some other idiot- 297 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:15,317 Is he the castrati? 298 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:19,988 He's not wearing any- 299 00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:22,824 You! 300 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,665 What the hell? 301 00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,419 Allow me, ma'am. 302 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:36,880 Oh! 303 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:39,299 That's her over there! 304 00:21:39,383 --> 00:21:41,343 I'll kill you for this, Lola Montez. 305 00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:43,679 You Spanish strumpet.! 306 00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,069 La-La-La-Ladies. 307 00:22:00,404 --> 00:22:03,699 Gracious. 308 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:16,253 Oh, no. 309 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:20,048 Oh, my goodness. Blood. Blood. 310 00:22:20,090 --> 00:22:23,093 That may let some of the wind out of her. 311 00:22:23,135 --> 00:22:27,055 Madam Montez, as your legal adviser, I did warn you. 312 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:29,558 N- Now you'll have to leave England at once. 313 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,811 This is attempted murder. 314 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,230 Very well. 315 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:55,167 Oh, dear. Uh, hello? 316 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:59,963 Uh, Captain- Captain Flashman. 317 00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,550 Who's here? Anybody here by the name of Captain Flashman? 318 00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:06,887 - Hmm? - Hello, whoever you are! 319 00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,931 - Oh. - Over here! 320 00:23:09,014 --> 00:23:12,100 Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Captain Flashman. 321 00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:15,687 - Hmm. - Well, pull up a hip bath. 322 00:23:15,771 --> 00:23:18,232 What? Uh, no, thank you. I... 323 00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:20,317 had a bath last month. 324 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,319 I take it, uh, Captain Flashman... 325 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:26,406 that you haven't heard anything from Madam Lola Montez... 326 00:23:26,490 --> 00:23:29,535 since she had to leave the country so hurriedly... 327 00:23:29,618 --> 00:23:31,828 after that most distressing affair, hmm? 328 00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:34,414 Not a word, thank God. 329 00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:39,795 You see, she writes to me asking me to find this Captain Flashman... 330 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:44,925 and provide him with, well, very generous expenses... 331 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,804 and requesting him to visit her in Bavaria. 332 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:52,516 What the deuce is Lola doing in Bavaria? 333 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:55,018 Well, uh, from all accounts... 334 00:23:55,102 --> 00:23:58,564 she's, uh, well- She's ruling the place. 335 00:23:58,647 --> 00:24:02,901 Mmm. She is, in fact, the uncrowned queen of Bavaria. 336 00:24:02,985 --> 00:24:05,863 A more apt term would be... 337 00:24:05,946 --> 00:24:09,575 she's the mistress of Bavaria. 338 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:12,786 You see, sir... 339 00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:17,875 when she left this country, Madam Montez traveled widely in Europe... 340 00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:22,462 appearing in, um, a professional capacity. 341 00:24:30,179 --> 00:24:33,390 Her activities excited considerable attention... 342 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:35,976 among some very highly distinguished personages... 343 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:41,064 including His Majesty, King Ludwig of Bavaria. 344 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:45,110 - He was much taken by her performance, I'm told. 345 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,864 I don't believe they're real. 346 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:57,956 No, no, no. I meant the spiders. 347 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:01,502 In short, he became her devoted slave... 348 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:05,214 and she- the virtual ruler of his kingdom. 349 00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:08,050 Uh, well, in here, she instructs me... 350 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:13,639 to pay you �500 in gold... 351 00:25:13,722 --> 00:25:18,477 and she requests that you visit her in Munich... 352 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,479 in order to perform... 353 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:24,483 a very delicate service for her. 354 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:28,529 Well, I'm damned. Little Lola. 355 00:25:28,612 --> 00:25:32,032 Munich. 356 00:26:04,106 --> 00:26:06,108 Hmm? 357 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:12,781 Thankee, son. 358 00:26:35,512 --> 00:26:40,350 Herr Rittmeister Flashman, my privilege to welcome you to Bavaria. 359 00:26:40,434 --> 00:26:44,813 Freiherr Rudi von Sternberg at your service. 360 00:26:44,855 --> 00:26:48,692 Useful weapon this. Quite new. 361 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:54,489 No doubt. In the British army, of course, t'ain't a weapon that counts. 362 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,868 'Tis the man behind it. 363 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:14,009 How very fortunate for the British army. 364 00:27:14,051 --> 00:27:17,346 But we mustn't waste time. 365 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:21,308 Lola can't abide to be kept waiting. 366 00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:24,186 You seem to know her pretty well. 367 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:27,940 - Well enough. - For a messenger boy, I mean. 368 00:27:28,023 --> 00:27:30,609 Anything to oblige a lady. 369 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:33,737 I have other duties- 370 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:36,240 when I feel like them. 371 00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:41,161 Not a bad little cottage. 372 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,261 My chair, I think, Madam. 373 00:27:57,344 --> 00:27:59,388 Oh, excuse me. 374 00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:14,069 I believe you are even handsomer than ever. 375 00:28:14,152 --> 00:28:18,073 And you're still the most beautiful girl in all the world. 376 00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:28,000 What's, uh-What's this very delicate service I'm to perform for you? 377 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:31,295 Hmm? You'll see. 378 00:28:39,303 --> 00:28:43,265 Baroness Pechman. 379 00:28:43,307 --> 00:28:46,018 How do you do? 380 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:51,106 - Overblown bag of blubber. - Mmm. 381 00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:53,609 Oh, my bloody foot! 382 00:28:53,650 --> 00:28:55,736 I'm frightfully sorry. 383 00:29:02,993 --> 00:29:06,538 Lola, let's go to bed, you and me. 384 00:29:06,622 --> 00:29:09,833 Come on! You and me! 385 00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:15,923 You are tired, Harry. You should lie down. 386 00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:19,176 I'm good when I'm tired. 387 00:29:19,259 --> 00:29:21,261 Let's make each other tired. 388 00:29:21,345 --> 00:29:24,097 Come on, Lola! 389 00:29:24,139 --> 00:29:28,519 Very well. Over here. 390 00:29:28,602 --> 00:29:32,814 I know you find me irresistible. 391 00:29:35,609 --> 00:29:38,820 Darling. Darling Lola. 392 00:29:40,155 --> 00:29:44,076 I'm at me very, very best when I'm tight. 393 00:29:48,622 --> 00:29:52,084 - In a moment. - Moment. Oh, Lola. 394 00:29:55,295 --> 00:29:57,297 Oh, Lola. 395 00:29:57,381 --> 00:30:00,551 Lola. 396 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:04,137 Lola. 397 00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:10,269 - Ooh. - You're not Lola. Get off! 398 00:30:10,352 --> 00:30:12,980 Fat slut. Get away. 399 00:30:13,021 --> 00:30:15,941 What do you want, you great randy cow? 400 00:30:18,694 --> 00:30:21,572 Oh, no. Oh! 401 00:30:21,655 --> 00:30:25,033 No woman ever did that to me! 402 00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:28,203 No! 403 00:30:28,287 --> 00:30:32,040 All right then. Since you're here. 404 00:30:35,586 --> 00:30:38,172 Wha- Oh. Wha- 405 00:30:38,255 --> 00:30:43,385 Take your hand- that- away from me. 406 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:46,013 Stand still, you. 407 00:30:46,054 --> 00:30:50,517 - You're under arrest! - What? For God's sake. 408 00:30:50,601 --> 00:30:54,313 That's not a crime. I demand to see the countess! 409 00:30:56,231 --> 00:30:59,234 The British ambassador? 410 00:30:59,276 --> 00:31:01,820 Ow! Ooh. All right. 411 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:07,910 How dare you lay your hands on an Englishman, you cabbage-eating hounds.! 412 00:31:07,993 --> 00:31:10,996 What am I supposed to have done, confound you? 413 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:13,582 I don't know what you call it in English... 414 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:17,085 but we have several names for it in German: 415 00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:22,174 "Indecent assault," "corruption of public morals"... 416 00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:25,260 "disorderly conduct. " 417 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:28,263 For your bestial behavior, you could go to prison for life... 418 00:31:28,347 --> 00:31:30,849 but there are more appropriate forms of punishment. 419 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,810 Huh? 420 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:38,690 No. 421 00:31:42,819 --> 00:31:45,405 Up, man! Run for it! 422 00:32:52,264 --> 00:32:54,516 Very good. 423 00:33:26,673 --> 00:33:30,052 Sternberg! Sternberg! 424 00:33:36,642 --> 00:33:39,811 - Sternberg.! - Coming! 425 00:33:49,738 --> 00:33:52,407 Shit! 426 00:33:53,617 --> 00:33:56,119 - Wha- - Missed.! 427 00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:00,374 But why didn't you come in through the door? 428 00:34:00,457 --> 00:34:02,876 Well, I do like to make an entrance. 429 00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:06,922 You'll need this. It's a long way. 430 00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,395 But, damn it! Where are we going? 431 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:23,647 Why the deuce must we come all this way? 432 00:34:23,730 --> 00:34:25,732 It ought to be safe by now. 433 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:28,360 It's never safe with villains like those after you. 434 00:34:28,443 --> 00:34:31,029 Didn't I rescue you? Put your trust in me. 435 00:34:31,113 --> 00:34:34,408 Oh, very well. But I wish you'd tell me. 436 00:34:38,370 --> 00:34:41,999 - What's that? - Sch�nhausen. 437 00:34:42,082 --> 00:34:45,711 Friends of mine. 438 00:34:52,634 --> 00:34:56,096 Ever read Frankenstein? Splendid stuff. 439 00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:59,641 Come on. 440 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:03,020 You'll like it. 441 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:06,273 Better than those seedy hotels where they don't air the beds. 442 00:35:12,738 --> 00:35:17,159 Oh, yes. Now, you've met Kraftstein and De Gautet before. 443 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:19,995 Two members of the local friendly society... 444 00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:22,164 better known as the Brothers Grimm. 445 00:35:22,247 --> 00:35:27,252 - Bastard. - I'm sorry. I'm afraid my "rescue"... 446 00:35:27,336 --> 00:35:29,755 was just a little comedy played out for your benefit. 447 00:35:29,838 --> 00:35:32,174 Rather artistic, though, don't you think? 448 00:35:32,216 --> 00:35:35,594 - And it did get you here quietly. - You kidnapped me! 449 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,477 Welcome to Sch�nhausen, Mr. Flashman. 450 00:35:47,189 --> 00:35:49,858 Please, sit down. 451 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:52,694 There. 452 00:36:06,250 --> 00:36:08,752 You don't seem pleased to see me... 453 00:36:08,836 --> 00:36:11,380 but then why should you, hmm? 454 00:36:12,798 --> 00:36:16,718 There is a score to settle. I still have a tooth missing. 455 00:36:16,802 --> 00:36:20,722 But don't imagine that is why I had you brought to Germany. 456 00:36:20,806 --> 00:36:25,435 Amazing as it may seem, Mr. Flashman, I need you. 457 00:36:26,728 --> 00:36:29,565 Kraftstein, give him a brandy. He will need it. 458 00:36:30,774 --> 00:36:33,193 Tell me something, Mr. Flashman... 459 00:36:33,235 --> 00:36:36,572 in between your whoring... 460 00:36:36,613 --> 00:36:39,283 and your drinking... 461 00:36:39,366 --> 00:36:41,785 have you taken any interest in politics? 462 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,746 - Hmm? - Politics? 463 00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:48,292 Well, I'm a Tory. My governor was a Tory M.P. - 464 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,752 until they found him out. 465 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:52,880 I am a politician. 466 00:36:52,963 --> 00:36:56,383 Someday I shall be the statesman responsible for uniting... 467 00:36:56,425 --> 00:37:02,097 the present loose German states into a stronger Germany- into a Reich. 468 00:37:03,974 --> 00:37:06,935 That is my destiny. 469 00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:11,064 One of these little German states I wish to see incorporated in this Reich... 470 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:13,275 is called Strackenz. 471 00:37:13,358 --> 00:37:17,821 It's a small, independent duchy ruled over by a young and popular duchess. 472 00:37:17,905 --> 00:37:20,157 Her name is Irma. 473 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,743 In two weeks time, she is to be married to a certain... 474 00:37:22,784 --> 00:37:25,579 Crown Prince Carl Magnus of Oldenburg. 475 00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:27,664 He's Scandinavian. 476 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:30,959 It is vitally important for political reasons... 477 00:37:31,001 --> 00:37:33,795 for my plans, this wedding should take place. 478 00:37:33,879 --> 00:37:36,173 You understand? 479 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:38,634 By all means. Splendid! 480 00:37:38,717 --> 00:37:41,637 Good luck to the happy couple. 481 00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:44,515 There has been a serious complication. 482 00:37:44,598 --> 00:37:47,267 The crown prince, an admirable young man in many ways... 483 00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:49,394 has been... 484 00:37:49,478 --> 00:37:51,438 foolish. 485 00:37:51,522 --> 00:37:54,816 He has contracted a social disease. 486 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:56,944 A what? 487 00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,029 A social disease. 488 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:02,616 You mean he's got a dose of clap? 489 00:38:02,699 --> 00:38:05,536 Well, that's damned inconsiderate of him. 490 00:38:05,619 --> 00:38:09,414 Ha.! Still, boys will be boys. 491 00:38:09,498 --> 00:38:13,335 Will you hold your imbecile tongue! 492 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:16,922 Fortunately, there are very few people who know about his condition. 493 00:38:17,005 --> 00:38:20,592 It will take several months to cure him... 494 00:38:20,676 --> 00:38:24,388 and this wedding must take place in two weeks. 495 00:38:24,471 --> 00:38:28,141 Well, talk sense, man. I mean, it can't... 496 00:38:28,183 --> 00:38:30,853 not if this prince fellow has Cupid's measles. 497 00:38:32,688 --> 00:38:35,190 It will take place, Mr. Flashman. 498 00:38:36,650 --> 00:38:39,820 It will. 499 00:38:42,114 --> 00:38:44,366 I scheduled it. 500 00:38:45,409 --> 00:38:49,371 You see... 501 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:53,375 this is Crown Prince Carl Magnus. 502 00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,382 No! No! 503 00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:04,219 You raving bloody lunatics! 504 00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,805 No! I see it all now. 505 00:39:06,889 --> 00:39:09,766 You want me to take his place! I won't do it! 506 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,562 Bloody Vandals. 507 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:21,528 - You've ruined me. - We're making you stouter, too... 508 00:39:21,570 --> 00:39:23,739 like Carl Magnus. 509 00:39:23,822 --> 00:39:28,076 Filled with oil, so be careful... 510 00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:32,581 when you strike a match, and on no account take your shirt off. 511 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:36,877 Astounding. 512 00:39:36,919 --> 00:39:39,505 In effect, he is Carl Magnus- 513 00:39:39,588 --> 00:39:42,466 except for two small details. 514 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:45,093 - What? - The prince, as you see, has two dueling scars... 515 00:39:45,177 --> 00:39:47,179 one each side of his face. 516 00:39:47,262 --> 00:39:49,389 Here... 517 00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,602 and here. 518 00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:56,730 Souvenirs of his dueling days when he was a student at Heidelberg. 519 00:39:56,772 --> 00:40:01,360 - How do we give him those? - Well, they must be permanent. 520 00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:13,372 Oh, no! For God's sake, Bismarck. Haven't you any decency left? 521 00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:17,084 - I'll be maimed for life, disfigured. - Be quiet! 522 00:40:17,167 --> 00:40:19,294 You sniveling pig. 523 00:40:19,378 --> 00:40:22,130 I'm not going to kill you. 524 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:24,800 A sip from the soup plate of honor will do you good. 525 00:40:26,093 --> 00:40:28,095 And, remember... 526 00:40:28,136 --> 00:40:30,848 if it hurts at all, the pain has been paid for in advance... 527 00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:33,183 by your amiable friend, John Gully. 528 00:40:33,267 --> 00:40:36,478 Well, I ain't gonna wear blinkers, damn ye! 529 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:39,982 I salute you, you animal! 530 00:40:40,065 --> 00:40:42,067 Pish to you. 531 00:40:47,990 --> 00:40:50,284 Distance. 532 00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:56,373 Prepare. 533 00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:00,752 Ow. 534 00:41:00,836 --> 00:41:03,422 Stand still and only strike for the head. 535 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:11,471 Fight. 536 00:41:14,975 --> 00:41:17,978 Halt! 537 00:41:18,061 --> 00:41:21,023 Faster, Mr. Flashman. 538 00:41:23,192 --> 00:41:25,319 Much faster, please. 539 00:41:33,118 --> 00:41:35,662 Fight! 540 00:41:35,746 --> 00:41:37,915 Halt! 541 00:41:41,460 --> 00:41:43,712 Good. 542 00:41:43,754 --> 00:41:46,757 That was very good. 543 00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,343 And now we do it for real! 544 00:41:52,346 --> 00:41:55,557 Really. Real. 545 00:41:57,142 --> 00:41:59,478 Fight! 546 00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:05,943 You-You bully, you! 547 00:42:06,026 --> 00:42:08,153 Blood. 548 00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:15,953 Pick it up. Pick it up! 549 00:42:16,036 --> 00:42:18,830 Or Kraftstein will cut the other one with a rusty saw. 550 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:21,792 Well, it ain't fair, damn you. My skull's fractured. 551 00:42:25,963 --> 00:42:28,215 Bastard! 552 00:42:31,093 --> 00:42:33,220 What kind of a man are you, Mr. Flashman? 553 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:36,473 - An Englishman. - An Englishman? Then hold him. Hold him! 554 00:42:36,557 --> 00:42:38,809 Ow. Ow! 555 00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:57,369 Excellent, hmm? 556 00:42:57,452 --> 00:42:59,955 Both to the inch, Herr Sternberg. 557 00:43:00,038 --> 00:43:03,083 Leave the wounds open so that he scars properly. 558 00:43:08,797 --> 00:43:11,216 I have the feeling our task will be easier. 559 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:15,262 You are beginning to behave like royalty already. 560 00:43:31,278 --> 00:43:35,240 His Royal Highness, Prince Carl Ragna Adolphus Magnus... 561 00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,326 crown prince of Oldenburg... 562 00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:40,454 great-great-grandson of George III. 563 00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:43,332 He's a vigorous and athletic young man... 564 00:43:43,415 --> 00:43:45,626 who walks with a military swagger... 565 00:43:45,667 --> 00:43:48,962 usually with his left hand in the small of his back. 566 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:53,842 He has an aristocratic manner, especially to his social inferiors... 567 00:43:53,884 --> 00:43:58,055 and a peculiar nervous habit of tugging at the lobe ofhis right ear... 568 00:43:58,138 --> 00:44:00,474 when he is puzzled or nervous. 569 00:44:01,975 --> 00:44:04,520 But he never claws at his buttocks. 570 00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:10,108 Royalty hardly ever do. 571 00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:13,987 He is extremely fond of German wine, but never drinks claret... 572 00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:16,240 which, invariably, makes him sick. 573 00:44:16,323 --> 00:44:19,952 He likes snuff, and he's expert at opening his snuff box with one hand... 574 00:44:20,035 --> 00:44:22,579 and taking a pinch. 575 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,003 Come on. Hyah! Hyah! 576 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:36,343 His Royal Highness is an enthusiastic player ofbilliards... 577 00:44:36,426 --> 00:44:40,681 pyramids and pool and is extremely expert at performing trick shots... 578 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:43,225 - for the entertainment ofhis friends. - Excellent. 579 00:44:51,483 --> 00:44:53,735 He is also a skillful dancer... 580 00:44:53,777 --> 00:44:57,739 and takes special delight in the new Bohemian peasant dance, the polka... 581 00:44:57,781 --> 00:45:02,870 which he performs with the prettiest partners he can find. 582 00:45:49,124 --> 00:45:52,002 Berlin, sir! 583 00:46:08,101 --> 00:46:10,646 Oh, God, Jesus. Make it by. 584 00:46:21,073 --> 00:46:24,993 Come on. 585 00:46:33,168 --> 00:46:36,004 Down the wire! 586 00:46:46,306 --> 00:46:49,226 Enjoying yourself? 587 00:47:09,162 --> 00:47:11,415 He begins to look the part. 588 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:14,376 - Just in time, I feel. Hmm? - He'll do. 589 00:47:14,418 --> 00:47:16,420 Oh, he'll do. 590 00:47:16,503 --> 00:47:19,965 Your education is over. 591 00:47:20,048 --> 00:47:22,968 From this moment on, you begin to play your part in earnest. 592 00:47:23,051 --> 00:47:25,262 Your life may depend on it. 593 00:47:25,345 --> 00:47:29,016 The crown prince is not due to enter Strackenz until the day after tomorrow. 594 00:47:29,057 --> 00:47:33,604 You will spend tomorrow night on the borders of the duchy in the ch�teau at Tarleheim. 595 00:47:33,687 --> 00:47:36,857 Prost. 596 00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:39,026 Oh, Kraftstein. 597 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:39,461 Ow! 598 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:47,279 That's it. Grovel, you commoners. 599 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:57,372 Welcome to Strackenz, Your Highness. 600 00:50:19,228 --> 00:50:22,856 I trust Your Highness's journey was not too tedious. 601 00:50:22,940 --> 00:50:26,735 No. No, indeed. 602 00:50:28,153 --> 00:50:32,407 Though I must confess, I counted the hours all the way. 603 00:50:32,449 --> 00:50:36,370 Oh. 604 00:50:36,411 --> 00:50:38,747 Was the weather cold on your journey? 605 00:50:38,830 --> 00:50:41,250 At times. 606 00:50:44,002 --> 00:50:47,589 Sometimes it was quite warm... 607 00:50:47,673 --> 00:50:51,093 but nowhere as warm as it is here. 608 00:50:51,176 --> 00:50:56,598 Oh, Your Highness is too hot. Shall I order the windows open? 609 00:50:56,682 --> 00:51:01,103 Oh, Christ, no. No. I mean... 610 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:03,897 the warmth of your welcome. 611 00:51:04,022 --> 00:51:06,400 The people cheering. 612 00:51:06,441 --> 00:51:09,069 Ah, yes. The people. 613 00:51:09,152 --> 00:51:11,154 They are rather noisy. 614 00:51:16,201 --> 00:51:19,246 This is a passionate female. 615 00:51:19,288 --> 00:51:22,332 She'll be tearing my trousers off in a minute. 616 00:51:22,416 --> 00:51:25,169 Pay her a compliment, man. Say something gallant. 617 00:51:29,131 --> 00:51:32,968 Highness, may I say- 618 00:51:33,051 --> 00:51:35,095 May I tell you- 619 00:51:40,976 --> 00:51:44,438 You're the loveliest piece of tumble I've seen all year. 620 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,399 I- I mean- 621 00:51:47,482 --> 00:51:51,862 Your beauty- so, so pale. 622 00:51:53,864 --> 00:51:55,866 Like mist in a cemetery. 623 00:52:00,704 --> 00:52:02,789 Highness- 624 00:52:05,125 --> 00:52:07,878 Shall we dance? 625 00:52:07,961 --> 00:52:10,839 What are we going to play? 626 00:52:19,097 --> 00:52:21,767 - Turn back two pages. Turn back two pages. - What? 627 00:52:25,687 --> 00:52:27,272 Ready? 628 00:52:46,208 --> 00:52:49,127 It was like dancing with a dead nun. 629 00:52:49,211 --> 00:52:52,631 Heaven help the real Carl Magnus. 630 00:53:06,603 --> 00:53:09,857 And on this historic day... 631 00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:12,901 we humbly- humbly... 632 00:53:12,985 --> 00:53:16,947 invite Your Royal Highness to inaugurate... 633 00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:20,576 Strackenz's first public locomotive... 634 00:53:20,659 --> 00:53:24,454 steam railroad train and carriages... 635 00:53:24,538 --> 00:53:27,124 traveling at speeds... 636 00:53:27,207 --> 00:53:31,086 in excess of 10 miles every hour. 637 00:53:31,170 --> 00:53:33,297 What? Every hour? 638 00:53:33,380 --> 00:53:35,424 Your Highness. 639 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,561 Mmm. Mmm. 640 00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:49,605 Mmm! 641 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:54,026 I have great pleasure... 642 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:57,571 in declaring this locomotive... 643 00:53:57,654 --> 00:54:01,658 steam railroad train... open.! 644 00:54:06,121 --> 00:54:09,833 Sorry, Your Highness. Get him outta here. 645 00:54:09,917 --> 00:54:11,919 Get another bottle. Get another bottle. 646 00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,171 Your Highness. Get him outta here. Another bottle. 647 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:16,924 Sorry. Get another bottle. 648 00:54:24,139 --> 00:54:27,309 A crisis has arisen. 649 00:54:27,392 --> 00:54:29,728 Oh, it's all right. They'll find another bottle. 650 00:54:29,811 --> 00:54:34,358 Ayoung Strackenzian nobleman has arrived in the city today. 651 00:54:34,441 --> 00:54:36,610 His name is Eric Hansen. 652 00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,654 He is coming to your wedding tomorrow. 653 00:54:38,737 --> 00:54:40,697 So what? 654 00:54:40,781 --> 00:54:44,701 It just happens that this Hansen is the one man in the whole of Strackenz... 655 00:54:44,785 --> 00:54:46,703 who knows Carl Magnus intimately. 656 00:54:46,787 --> 00:54:48,789 He was brought up at the Oldenburg court... 657 00:54:48,830 --> 00:54:51,416 and was the prince's playmate and companion. 658 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,461 What? My God! He'll see I'm a fake! 659 00:54:54,545 --> 00:54:58,006 - He'll start- - Shh! Shh! Be silent, will you? 660 00:54:58,090 --> 00:55:01,426 There is no reason to suppose that he will not think you are the real prince. 661 00:55:01,510 --> 00:55:05,138 He will only meet you for a moment at the presentations afterwards. 662 00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,850 The vital thing is that you must pretend to recognize him. 663 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:10,644 - Oh. - And say as little as possible. 664 00:55:10,727 --> 00:55:13,355 When he comes up to you, you will shake him by the hand... 665 00:55:13,438 --> 00:55:16,859 and you will say, "Eric, my old friend, where did you spring from?" 666 00:55:16,900 --> 00:55:19,570 And then you will look delighted. 667 00:55:19,653 --> 00:55:21,738 What happens if he sees through me... 668 00:55:21,822 --> 00:55:23,991 and starts shouting, "That ain't the real prince!"? 669 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,494 What will you do then? 670 00:55:27,578 --> 00:55:31,707 I'll have done it... long before then. 671 00:55:31,790 --> 00:55:33,792 Your Highness, we're ready for you. 672 00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:40,799 Your Majesty. 673 00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:43,343 Highness, thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank you. 674 00:55:43,427 --> 00:55:45,429 Excuse me. Thank you. 675 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,349 Eric, where did you spring- 676 00:55:51,768 --> 00:55:53,937 It's open! 677 00:56:03,530 --> 00:56:06,325 Get me a brandy, for God's sake. 678 00:56:17,753 --> 00:56:20,672 In nomine Patris et Filii... 679 00:56:20,756 --> 00:56:23,717 et Spiritu Sancti. 680 00:56:32,351 --> 00:56:36,939 In nomine Patris et Filii... 681 00:56:37,022 --> 00:56:39,233 et Spiritu Sancti. 682 00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:41,944 - Amen. - Amen. 683 00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:56,250 His Excellency the ambassador... 684 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:58,585 from the government of the kingdom of Naples. 685 00:57:06,176 --> 00:57:09,763 His Excellency Suleiman Pasha. 686 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:19,898 The Right Honorable Cassius Clay... 687 00:57:19,982 --> 00:57:23,026 ambassador from the government of the United States of America. 688 00:57:30,492 --> 00:57:33,537 Count Otto von Bismarck Sch�nhausen. 689 00:57:36,456 --> 00:57:40,502 On behalf of the Berlin parliament, greetings, Highness. 690 00:57:41,837 --> 00:57:43,797 Bismarck, did he say? 691 00:57:45,382 --> 00:57:48,886 Haven't you had the honor of being presented to me before somewhere? 692 00:57:48,969 --> 00:57:51,513 I think not, Highness. 693 00:57:52,681 --> 00:57:54,808 Oh, well. 694 00:57:54,892 --> 00:57:58,061 These Central Europeans all look alike to me. 695 00:57:58,145 --> 00:58:01,064 His Excellency the British ambassador. 696 00:58:01,148 --> 00:58:03,066 Hansen. 697 00:58:04,985 --> 00:58:07,529 Mr. Eric Hansen. 698 00:58:09,865 --> 00:58:12,492 Eric, where did you spring from? Eric, where did you spring from? 699 00:58:14,661 --> 00:58:17,039 Spring! Where did you Eric from? 700 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,042 Your Highness. Dear Carl. 701 00:58:20,083 --> 00:58:23,670 Old friend, I had to come to wish you joy- 702 00:58:23,754 --> 00:58:26,840 you and your beautiful duchess. 703 00:58:35,849 --> 00:58:38,352 I... beg your pardon, Highness. 704 00:58:40,812 --> 00:58:43,899 His Excellency the French ambassador. 705 00:58:46,193 --> 00:58:51,406 And now- the royal photograph. 706 00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:59,998 He knew I wasn't the real prince. Suppose he talks. 707 00:59:00,082 --> 00:59:02,626 - No. He wasn't sure at first. - Here. 708 00:59:02,709 --> 00:59:04,711 But he doesn't suspect anything now. 709 00:59:04,753 --> 00:59:06,797 Of that I'm certain. 710 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:09,383 My God, I hope so. Oh! 711 00:59:09,424 --> 00:59:12,386 Anyway, we'll keep a close eye on Master Hansen. 712 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:16,098 He is one of the Strackenz Volsungs... 713 00:59:16,181 --> 00:59:20,602 dedicated to keeping the duchy out of Germany's clutches. 714 00:59:20,686 --> 00:59:23,021 They run a secret organization... 715 00:59:23,105 --> 00:59:27,484 prepared to fly to arms the moment that they feel that the freedom... 716 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:30,237 of their precious little country is threatened. 717 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:33,156 You can guess what they'll do to you if they find out about you. 718 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:35,909 Secret organization? But you didn't tell me anything- 719 00:59:35,951 --> 00:59:38,996 Don't worry, Your Highness. It won't happen. 720 00:59:39,079 --> 00:59:42,457 You may as well lie back and enjoy your honeymoon... 721 00:59:42,499 --> 00:59:45,460 until the real Carl Magnus is ready to take over. 722 00:59:48,046 --> 00:59:49,965 Come in. 723 00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:57,723 Pardon, Highness. 724 00:59:57,806 --> 00:59:59,766 Uh, the crown jewels. 725 00:59:59,850 --> 01:00:03,812 We have to place them in safekeeping again- in the clock tower. 726 01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:21,496 Ah. 727 01:00:32,049 --> 01:00:34,009 Very efficient. 728 01:00:39,515 --> 01:00:41,517 Come along, Your Highness. 729 01:00:41,600 --> 01:00:43,602 We mustn't keep the duchess waiting. 730 01:00:43,685 --> 01:00:47,689 I'm sure she's as eager to be on her honeymoon as you are. 731 01:01:19,888 --> 01:01:22,641 Irma? 732 01:01:22,724 --> 01:01:26,144 Irma? Little wife. 733 01:01:28,313 --> 01:01:31,024 There'll be no more singing downstairs. 734 01:01:33,443 --> 01:01:36,530 We'll have a chorus up here instead. 735 01:01:42,536 --> 01:01:44,538 Irma. 736 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:47,791 I'm not going to hurt you. 737 01:02:32,628 --> 01:02:36,298 - Oh. Just once more. - Oh, my. Oh, God. 738 01:02:36,381 --> 01:02:38,383 - Not again. - Oh, yes! 739 01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:43,347 A little more chocolate, my darling? 740 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:48,185 It's so cold and misty outside. 741 01:02:48,268 --> 01:02:50,979 We could stay indoors... all day. 742 01:02:53,524 --> 01:02:55,526 Oh! 743 01:02:55,609 --> 01:02:57,653 Must you go boar hunting so soon- 744 01:02:57,736 --> 01:03:00,405 after only a week together? 745 01:03:00,489 --> 01:03:03,909 I think you've grown bored with me already. 746 01:03:08,664 --> 01:03:10,666 This indigestion. 747 01:03:16,296 --> 01:03:18,549 Promise you won't be long. 748 01:03:18,632 --> 01:03:22,427 Will you think of me while slaughtering all those boars? 749 01:03:22,511 --> 01:03:24,555 Every moment. 750 01:04:34,499 --> 01:04:37,711 - Good morning, Your Grace. - Hmm! 751 01:04:40,047 --> 01:04:42,049 Let the hunt begin. 752 01:04:43,592 --> 01:04:46,762 - Release the hounds. - Aye, sir. 753 01:04:46,845 --> 01:04:48,847 What? Hounds? Doggies. 754 01:04:48,931 --> 01:04:51,266 - Let's go, Dasher. - On, my proud beauties! 755 01:04:51,350 --> 01:04:53,268 Kill! 756 01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:12,663 Ain't the doggies found the boars yet? 757 01:05:12,746 --> 01:05:14,665 Hmm? 758 01:05:16,792 --> 01:05:19,378 This is considered the finest view in Strackenz. 759 01:05:19,461 --> 01:05:21,380 Mmm. 760 01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:32,391 It's called theJotunschlucht- the Giant's Cauldron. 761 01:05:32,474 --> 01:05:34,434 You don't say. 762 01:06:23,609 --> 01:06:25,903 De Gautet, we- We could talk about this. 763 01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:27,696 Huh? Huh? 764 01:06:29,031 --> 01:06:31,033 Please, De Gau- 765 01:06:53,263 --> 01:06:55,224 - Oh, my heart! - Huh? 766 01:07:10,072 --> 01:07:13,450 Well! 767 01:07:13,534 --> 01:07:16,411 You backstabbing rat, you! 768 01:07:16,495 --> 01:07:18,455 No! 769 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:21,708 Murder me, would you? 770 01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:26,129 Please! It was Bismarck's order. 771 01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:29,591 - Please! - Why did he want me killed? 772 01:07:29,633 --> 01:07:33,345 The story about Carl- Carl Magnus was all lies. 773 01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:36,056 There was nothing wrong with him. 774 01:07:36,098 --> 01:07:38,141 Bismarck put you in his place. 775 01:07:38,225 --> 01:07:40,477 Then you were to be killed. 776 01:07:40,561 --> 01:07:44,231 When your body was found- 777 01:07:44,314 --> 01:07:46,984 they'd find papers in your pocket... 778 01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,611 proving that you were an English agent. 779 01:07:49,695 --> 01:07:52,614 - What could Bismarck possibly gain from that? - Everything. 780 01:07:52,698 --> 01:07:56,660 Strackenz would be in total confusion. 781 01:07:56,743 --> 01:07:59,037 Germany would then have an excuse... 782 01:07:59,121 --> 01:08:01,290 to march in and take over the duchy. 783 01:08:03,166 --> 01:08:05,169 Aye. You can howl now. 784 01:08:05,252 --> 01:08:07,254 A fat lot of mercy you showed me... 785 01:08:07,337 --> 01:08:10,507 and I bet you didn't show any to the real Count Magnus, heh? 786 01:08:10,591 --> 01:08:13,969 - Where is he? - He's alive! I swear it! 787 01:08:14,052 --> 01:08:16,471 - Plea- Plea- - Where? 788 01:08:16,513 --> 01:08:18,974 Jotunberg Castle. 789 01:08:19,016 --> 01:08:21,018 In- In the dungeon. 790 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:24,563 He was to be killed, also, after you. 791 01:08:24,646 --> 01:08:27,274 You murderous jackal, you! 792 01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:29,610 You don't deserve to live another minute. 793 01:08:29,693 --> 01:08:32,487 Please! Let me go. 794 01:08:32,571 --> 01:08:36,366 So I will- down there. 795 01:08:38,535 --> 01:08:41,246 Auf Wiedersehen, De Gautet. 796 01:09:09,983 --> 01:09:13,487 Come to jolly Germany. Cabbage-eating bastards! 797 01:09:30,045 --> 01:09:33,423 Come on. Pull the rope tighter. We'll make him talk. 798 01:09:35,008 --> 01:09:37,886 They forced me to do it, I tell you. 799 01:09:40,013 --> 01:09:43,392 Well, that fiend Bismarck- he stops at nothing. 800 01:09:43,475 --> 01:09:46,019 Believe me, gentlemen. 801 01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:49,064 So, my fine young English friend... 802 01:09:49,106 --> 01:09:52,442 you say you were compelled to impersonate the prince, Carl Magnus... 803 01:09:52,526 --> 01:09:55,320 and to marry our duchess... 804 01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:57,739 and this was a plot of the German, Count Bismarck. 805 01:09:57,781 --> 01:09:59,783 Well, it's true. On my honor. 806 01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:02,536 They kidnapped me- 807 01:10:02,578 --> 01:10:04,538 and my wife. 808 01:10:04,580 --> 01:10:08,584 My real wife, that is. And my little daughter. 809 01:10:08,667 --> 01:10:11,628 They swore they'd kill them if I didn't agree to do it. 810 01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:16,592 My own daughter, gentlemen. 811 01:10:16,633 --> 01:10:20,345 My little... golden-haired Amelia. 812 01:10:20,429 --> 01:10:23,348 Will I ever see her again? 813 01:10:25,517 --> 01:10:28,187 Oh, he's lying. 814 01:10:28,270 --> 01:10:30,397 It can't be true. The thing's impossible. 815 01:10:30,480 --> 01:10:33,817 They cut scars on me... 816 01:10:33,901 --> 01:10:36,111 forced me to wear a monocle. 817 01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:38,113 Now, look! 818 01:10:39,573 --> 01:10:42,159 Whether your story is true or false... 819 01:10:42,242 --> 01:10:45,037 you are a dead man... 820 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,123 unless you tell us where the real Carl Magnus is. 821 01:10:48,207 --> 01:10:50,167 In a dungeon in Jotunberg. 822 01:10:52,544 --> 01:10:55,172 We must get him out of there before it's too late. 823 01:10:55,255 --> 01:10:58,967 But we daren't attack. They'll cut his throat at the sound of the first shot. 824 01:10:59,051 --> 01:11:02,930 Aye. Where a whole army is useless... 825 01:11:02,971 --> 01:11:05,724 two desperate men might succeed. 826 01:11:05,807 --> 01:11:09,853 Now, if they swam the lake, stole into the castle undetected... 827 01:11:09,937 --> 01:11:12,773 one of them could make his way to the dungeon to protect the prince... 828 01:11:12,814 --> 01:11:14,816 while the other could lower the drawbridge. 829 01:11:14,900 --> 01:11:19,321 Carl Magnus is my friend. I'll go. 830 01:11:21,698 --> 01:11:24,701 And who goes with you to die at the drawbridge? 831 01:11:32,501 --> 01:11:35,295 - Honestly, I'm a rotten swimmer. - Silence! 832 01:11:37,297 --> 01:11:40,843 Either you die righting the wrong you've done, or you hang! 833 01:11:40,926 --> 01:11:44,263 - Agreed? - Yes. Yes. 834 01:11:51,311 --> 01:11:54,189 So. We charge in... 835 01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:56,733 and we'll have Carl Magnus out alive, God willing. 836 01:11:57,901 --> 01:12:00,028 Or there'll be no survivors of that garrison. 837 01:12:01,029 --> 01:12:02,948 Hear! Hear! 838 01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:09,204 As for you, you have nothing to lose but your life. 839 01:12:10,581 --> 01:12:13,542 Don't worry. I'll find your kidnapped wife and daughter. 840 01:12:13,584 --> 01:12:16,211 Take comfort. 841 01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:21,925 That dear little golden-haired Amelia is always in my thoughts. 842 01:12:35,105 --> 01:12:38,567 We'll have to swim most of the way. 843 01:12:38,609 --> 01:12:42,196 How did you know that I wasn't Carl Magnus anyway? 844 01:12:42,279 --> 01:12:44,948 The saber scars on your head are in the wrong place. 845 01:12:45,032 --> 01:12:49,411 So much for Bismarck's clever planning. Conceited ass. 846 01:12:49,494 --> 01:12:51,496 God help Germany when he's in charge. 847 01:12:51,580 --> 01:12:54,208 We'll swim from here. 848 01:12:54,249 --> 01:12:56,251 - What? - Follow me! 849 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:06,553 - God! It's freezing. - Go on! 850 01:13:06,595 --> 01:13:09,014 Go on! 851 01:13:11,099 --> 01:13:14,520 Aah! I've got cramp! I've got cramp! 852 01:13:14,603 --> 01:13:16,730 Save me! Save me! 853 01:13:16,813 --> 01:13:19,107 Sharks! Sharks! 854 01:13:19,191 --> 01:13:22,027 Quiet, you miserable coward, or I'll drown you myself! 855 01:14:00,649 --> 01:14:03,610 Swim this way, Crown Prince Flashy. 856 01:14:03,694 --> 01:14:05,654 Come along. There's a good chap. 857 01:14:05,696 --> 01:14:08,365 You don't want to catch cold, do you? Who's your dead friend? 858 01:14:08,448 --> 01:14:10,534 Please. Please, don't shoot. 859 01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:14,079 - It's Hansen. - Serve him right. 860 01:14:14,162 --> 01:14:16,999 - You're trembling, man. - I'm cold, sir. 861 01:14:17,040 --> 01:14:20,127 Not as cold as he is. Come on. Out with you. 862 01:14:28,218 --> 01:14:30,721 Kraftstein.! Wolfgang.! 863 01:14:30,804 --> 01:14:34,474 Into the dungeons.! The Englishman's down there. 864 01:14:34,516 --> 01:14:36,518 Flush him out.! 865 01:14:48,363 --> 01:14:51,617 Kraftstein? Is that you? 866 01:14:51,700 --> 01:14:53,827 Someone's in the old torture chamber. 867 01:15:38,121 --> 01:15:40,916 Oh, God. Oh, God, get me out of this. 868 01:15:40,999 --> 01:15:45,170 I swear, I'll be good for the rest of my life. 869 01:16:02,813 --> 01:16:05,983 Who are you? 870 01:16:06,066 --> 01:16:08,569 My face. 871 01:16:10,404 --> 01:16:12,656 Who are you, in God's name? 872 01:16:12,739 --> 01:16:15,158 I never looked like that. 873 01:16:15,242 --> 01:16:19,037 Allow me to make the introductions, Highness. 874 01:16:19,121 --> 01:16:22,791 Who is this man? What is he doing here? 875 01:16:22,875 --> 01:16:25,669 Until recently, he was Prince Carl Magnus. 876 01:16:25,752 --> 01:16:29,214 But in fact, Highness, he's an Englishman... 877 01:16:29,298 --> 01:16:32,634 who has been kind enough to deputize for you during your holiday here. 878 01:16:32,718 --> 01:16:35,470 You're trying to drive me mad. 879 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:37,723 If you have a spark of decency... 880 01:16:37,806 --> 01:16:40,100 then, for the love of heaven, tell me what you want! 881 01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,769 Gently. Yes, Your Highness, all in good time. 882 01:16:46,565 --> 01:16:49,610 - May I? - Oh. 883 01:16:49,693 --> 01:16:51,820 Thank you. 884 01:16:51,904 --> 01:16:55,157 Cheerful fellows, the old lords ofJotunberg. 885 01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:58,368 When they got tired of you, they just chained you to one of these- 886 01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:05,375 and... 887 01:17:06,752 --> 01:17:09,254 down you went. 888 01:17:15,677 --> 01:17:18,180 It may console Your Highness to know that one of your friends... 889 01:17:18,263 --> 01:17:20,474 is already waiting for you at the bottom of the lake. 890 01:17:20,557 --> 01:17:22,518 Hansen, his name was. 891 01:17:22,601 --> 01:17:25,354 Eric Hansen? What have you done to him? 892 01:17:25,437 --> 01:17:28,273 He went swimming when there was an "R" in the month. 893 01:17:28,357 --> 01:17:33,403 And now, with Your Highness's permission, we'll bid you good night. 894 01:17:35,447 --> 01:17:38,367 You. 895 01:17:38,408 --> 01:17:41,745 You with my face. Why don't you speak? 896 01:17:43,872 --> 01:17:45,791 Good night, Your Highness. 897 01:17:59,179 --> 01:18:01,849 All right, Kraftstein, you look after the original. 898 01:18:01,932 --> 01:18:03,892 I'll take care of the forgery. 899 01:18:03,934 --> 01:18:06,520 - What are you going to do? - Don't be nervous. 900 01:18:06,603 --> 01:18:11,149 If I had wanted you dead, you'd have stopped twitching half an hour ago. 901 01:18:11,233 --> 01:18:14,486 No, you and I are going to try out a little scheme of mine. 902 01:18:14,570 --> 01:18:16,488 After you. 903 01:18:21,577 --> 01:18:26,039 Now, look, what if Kraftstein were to meet with a fatal accident tonight, hmm? 904 01:18:26,123 --> 01:18:29,877 And the real prince went down the pipe into the lake? 905 01:18:35,632 --> 01:18:37,593 Shirt. 906 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,762 Oh. Thank you. 907 01:18:43,390 --> 01:18:46,935 What's to prevent you and me slipping back to Strackenz City... 908 01:18:47,019 --> 01:18:49,855 and you resume your rightful place on the throne... 909 01:18:49,938 --> 01:18:52,900 with your humble servant by your side? 910 01:18:52,941 --> 01:18:56,695 - What a partnership. - What the hell are you driving at? 911 01:18:56,778 --> 01:19:00,240 Don't you see, man? Who would know you weren't the real prince? 912 01:19:00,324 --> 01:19:03,076 Just you... and me. 913 01:19:04,203 --> 01:19:07,539 You'd be the virtual ruler of the duchy. 914 01:19:07,623 --> 01:19:10,501 Do you know what its revenues amount to? Hmm? 915 01:19:10,584 --> 01:19:13,420 You're mad. Stick my neck into that again? 916 01:19:13,462 --> 01:19:16,965 I'd rather be alive and... poor, thankee. 917 01:19:18,842 --> 01:19:20,886 Where's your spirit, play actor? 918 01:19:23,805 --> 01:19:25,724 Hmm? 919 01:19:25,807 --> 01:19:28,352 Oh, I see what it is. 920 01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:31,563 - You don't trust me. - Well, now that you come to mention it. 921 01:19:31,647 --> 01:19:34,066 But of course we don't trust each other. That's the whole point. 922 01:19:34,149 --> 01:19:36,443 We're both rotten, but we both know it. 923 01:19:37,528 --> 01:19:40,072 All right. All right. 924 01:19:40,155 --> 01:19:42,407 But how do we get rid of Kraftstein? 925 01:19:42,491 --> 01:19:45,244 Spoken like an English gentleman. 926 01:19:45,327 --> 01:19:47,579 Let's drink to our partnership. 927 01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:54,628 Drawbridge. Drawbridge. 928 01:19:54,711 --> 01:19:56,713 Drawbridge. 929 01:19:58,841 --> 01:20:01,093 Never hit a man when he's down. 930 01:20:01,176 --> 01:20:03,095 He may get up. 931 01:20:15,107 --> 01:20:17,985 Drawbridge. 932 01:20:30,706 --> 01:20:32,249 Oh, blast. 933 01:20:34,209 --> 01:20:36,211 Fire! 934 01:20:36,295 --> 01:20:38,255 Fire! 935 01:20:51,476 --> 01:20:53,645 Fire! 936 01:20:58,317 --> 01:21:00,694 To the front! To the front! 937 01:21:00,736 --> 01:21:03,614 Bad form to sneak away without saying good-bye. 938 01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:07,117 Good-bye. 939 01:21:16,210 --> 01:21:18,170 Not quick enough. Really. 940 01:21:20,130 --> 01:21:22,883 They stopped De Gautet this time, you know. 941 01:21:32,684 --> 01:21:35,771 Aha! Don't like cold steel, do we? 942 01:21:46,532 --> 01:21:48,450 Ha.! 943 01:21:50,452 --> 01:21:53,205 No.! Don't shoot.! 944 01:22:19,022 --> 01:22:21,024 Garlic. 945 01:22:23,235 --> 01:22:26,238 Are you all right, you British? 946 01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:30,409 - Stand and fight. - Why should I? 947 01:22:30,492 --> 01:22:34,663 So that you can show off your swordsmanship? Oh. 948 01:23:07,237 --> 01:23:09,239 Mm-mmm. 949 01:23:35,724 --> 01:23:37,726 Aha! 950 01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:41,647 Whoa! 951 01:23:52,991 --> 01:23:56,787 - Come down and fight like a man. - Don't be ridiculous. 952 01:24:01,083 --> 01:24:03,001 Hungarian pimp! 953 01:24:09,842 --> 01:24:12,219 Wh-Whoa! 954 01:24:31,029 --> 01:24:33,031 Ha-ha! Ha-ha! 955 01:24:43,083 --> 01:24:46,420 Please, no. No. 956 01:24:53,802 --> 01:24:56,430 Uh! 957 01:25:00,851 --> 01:25:02,769 Wha- 958 01:25:08,734 --> 01:25:10,652 You can't run forever. 959 01:25:20,746 --> 01:25:24,082 Stand to 'em, Kraftstein! They're only a pack of ploughmen. 960 01:25:28,170 --> 01:25:30,631 - Make a bridge. - What? 961 01:25:30,672 --> 01:25:33,592 Make a bridge. Go on. 962 01:25:40,557 --> 01:25:42,893 Son of a pig! 963 01:25:44,728 --> 01:25:47,314 Charge! 964 01:25:49,274 --> 01:25:51,151 Charge! The guards! 965 01:25:55,739 --> 01:25:58,283 Highness, the keys. 966 01:26:09,294 --> 01:26:11,547 Well, stop biting. Damn you. 967 01:26:15,259 --> 01:26:19,054 Pax. Pax. I surrender. 968 01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:27,020 Is that the way you English win your wars? 969 01:26:27,104 --> 01:26:30,482 Since when did you last fight fair? 970 01:26:30,566 --> 01:26:32,568 Well, I was fairly young. In 1844. 971 01:26:36,113 --> 01:26:39,366 No, you stupid bastard! Throw 'em at him, Highness. 972 01:26:44,079 --> 01:26:46,081 No! I'm on your side! 973 01:27:13,817 --> 01:27:15,736 Grundwig, the door! 974 01:27:17,404 --> 01:27:19,323 Break that door down. 975 01:27:20,324 --> 01:27:23,035 All right, you- Ow! 976 01:27:23,118 --> 01:27:25,204 Not that door. This door. 977 01:27:27,164 --> 01:27:29,082 Ow! 978 01:27:36,507 --> 01:27:39,301 Bad luck, old fellow. You'll go together. 979 01:27:58,695 --> 01:28:01,031 You can't get rid of me. 980 01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:12,459 Spread out.! 981 01:28:12,543 --> 01:28:15,254 I'll get you! 982 01:28:16,255 --> 01:28:18,257 Ow! 983 01:28:39,695 --> 01:28:41,989 Two birds with one stone. 984 01:28:45,909 --> 01:28:48,704 Au revoir, Your Highnesses. 985 01:28:48,787 --> 01:28:53,834 No! No! Not down the drain! 986 01:29:30,746 --> 01:29:33,582 Poor little golden-headed Amelia. 987 01:29:34,750 --> 01:29:37,002 Was that what his name was? 988 01:29:39,338 --> 01:29:41,548 There are enemies of the state close behind me! 989 01:29:41,590 --> 01:29:43,342 Whoa! 990 01:29:43,383 --> 01:29:46,094 Get me a fresh horse! Food in the saddlebags. 991 01:29:46,178 --> 01:29:48,472 I'm riding out! Open the door. 992 01:29:48,555 --> 01:29:50,724 Come on. I'm a prince. 993 01:29:50,807 --> 01:29:53,185 No one to leave or enter the palace! 994 01:29:53,227 --> 01:29:56,188 Understand me? 995 01:29:56,230 --> 01:29:58,315 - There's a rebellion brewing! - Halt! 996 01:29:59,942 --> 01:30:01,944 Someone is trying to impersonate me! 997 01:30:02,027 --> 01:30:04,071 Don't let him in! 998 01:30:04,154 --> 01:30:07,658 Highness! It's the prince! 999 01:30:07,741 --> 01:30:10,911 It's the prince! He's safe! He's safe. 1000 01:30:10,994 --> 01:30:14,039 Oh, Carl! Carl, you're safe. Oh, my darling! 1001 01:30:14,122 --> 01:30:17,125 My darling, darling, darling, darling! 1002 01:30:17,209 --> 01:30:19,336 Oh, Carl. Where have you been? 1003 01:30:19,419 --> 01:30:21,547 Are you all right, my dearest? 1004 01:30:21,588 --> 01:30:25,926 There-There, there. It's all right. 1005 01:30:26,009 --> 01:30:29,638 There's been a- There's been a- a plot. 1006 01:30:29,721 --> 01:30:33,267 Um, an armed rebellion. But it's- It's all right now. 1007 01:30:33,350 --> 01:30:36,937 A plot? Against my duchy? 1008 01:30:37,020 --> 01:30:39,940 Against us, my dear. But don't worry. 1009 01:30:40,023 --> 01:30:42,359 It's all right. Everything's all right. 1010 01:30:42,442 --> 01:30:44,361 It's finished, or nearly. 1011 01:30:44,444 --> 01:30:46,363 Who was it? Who dared? 1012 01:30:46,446 --> 01:30:50,659 Oh, well, it was, uh- It was, uh, some chaps. 1013 01:30:50,742 --> 01:30:54,663 But, uh, my darling, I've got to leave you again. 1014 01:30:54,746 --> 01:30:56,748 Oh! Leave me? Oh, dear. 1015 01:30:56,832 --> 01:30:59,751 Oh, you're so thin. Oh. 1016 01:30:59,793 --> 01:31:02,629 - And your hair. - Oh. Sunstroke. 1017 01:31:03,964 --> 01:31:06,008 Darling, don't worry. It's nearly over. 1018 01:31:06,091 --> 01:31:08,760 There's only one thing I've got to do that only I can do- 1019 01:31:08,802 --> 01:31:10,804 my duty to you, to Strackenz! 1020 01:31:10,888 --> 01:31:14,266 Darling- Oh. 1021 01:31:14,308 --> 01:31:19,271 Darling, you must stay here and do your duty as a duchess, Duchess. 1022 01:31:19,354 --> 01:31:21,815 Oh. Oh, I wonder if there's time. 1023 01:31:21,899 --> 01:31:24,651 No! No! I must go. 1024 01:31:24,735 --> 01:31:27,821 Darling, I must leave you. I'll-I'll be back. 1025 01:31:27,905 --> 01:31:29,907 I love you. 1026 01:31:29,990 --> 01:31:32,367 My own prince. 1027 01:31:32,451 --> 01:31:34,453 I love you. 1028 01:31:37,331 --> 01:31:40,083 I really love her- 1029 01:31:40,167 --> 01:31:43,170 I think. In a way. 1030 01:31:53,430 --> 01:31:55,516 - Lieutenant! - Highness. 1031 01:31:55,599 --> 01:31:57,601 There's been a threat to the duchess's life. 1032 01:31:57,684 --> 01:31:59,603 Take your soldiers, guard her apartment. 1033 01:31:59,686 --> 01:32:02,689 Yes, of course, Highness. But our duty here- the crown jewels? 1034 01:32:02,773 --> 01:32:04,399 Ah. 1035 01:32:04,483 --> 01:32:09,154 - Lieutenant, you're not married? - No, Highness. 1036 01:32:09,196 --> 01:32:11,615 Then perhaps you're... a lover. 1037 01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:16,537 Ah. Then you understand. 1038 01:32:16,578 --> 01:32:19,039 Take good care of her for me, would you? 1039 01:32:19,081 --> 01:32:21,083 W- With my life, Highness! 1040 01:33:05,836 --> 01:33:07,754 Ah! 1041 01:33:14,428 --> 01:33:17,389 Highness. 1042 01:33:20,142 --> 01:33:22,227 Highness, allow me to carry that, if you please. 1043 01:33:22,311 --> 01:33:24,354 Josef, no, no, no. You go to bed. Good night. 1044 01:33:24,438 --> 01:33:26,356 - But, Highness- - Good night, Josef. 1045 01:33:32,279 --> 01:33:34,281 Good. Put it over there. 1046 01:33:35,782 --> 01:33:40,078 So, Strackenz is lost to us, hmm? 1047 01:33:42,289 --> 01:33:44,708 For the moment. 1048 01:33:44,791 --> 01:33:47,753 With half Europe in the grip of revolution, that is no matter. 1049 01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:54,051 And that English thief is not beyond our reach. 1050 01:33:55,177 --> 01:33:58,555 Hmm. If I know him at all... 1051 01:33:58,639 --> 01:34:02,100 he will run to the last place we would think of looking for him. 1052 01:34:02,184 --> 01:34:04,645 Away from England. 1053 01:34:04,728 --> 01:34:07,940 - Munich. - Precisely. 1054 01:34:07,981 --> 01:34:10,984 When you have disposed of him, you will report back to me, please. 1055 01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:16,114 - Oh. - Already it is out of date. 1056 01:34:17,449 --> 01:34:21,078 I go to redraw it... in German script. 1057 01:34:22,538 --> 01:34:24,790 I have the feeling I shall be... 1058 01:34:24,831 --> 01:34:27,292 busy for the next 30 years, hmm? 1059 01:34:27,334 --> 01:34:30,879 Throw her out! Throw her out! 1060 01:34:33,215 --> 01:34:35,551 Get Lola out of Munich.! 1061 01:34:38,178 --> 01:34:42,099 - The bloody Spanish whore! - Is Lola Montez still in the palace? 1062 01:34:42,182 --> 01:34:44,434 - The Lola Montez? - That's her. 1063 01:34:46,520 --> 01:34:51,024 - Whore! - The vulgar, bloody fiend! 1064 01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:55,112 You two move right back.! 1065 01:35:13,547 --> 01:35:16,383 - Don't let her through. - Got a coach as well, have you? 1066 01:35:16,466 --> 01:35:20,053 - Make her bleedin'walk. - She's all right. 1067 01:35:29,897 --> 01:35:33,775 Stop the bloody coach. Don't let her get away. 1068 01:35:33,859 --> 01:35:37,446 Walk the bleedin'earth. 1069 01:35:40,490 --> 01:35:45,162 Lola! 1070 01:35:46,246 --> 01:35:49,249 Lola! It's me- Harry! Harry Flashman! 1071 01:35:49,333 --> 01:35:51,251 Lola, wait! 1072 01:35:51,335 --> 01:35:53,337 Get away! Leave me alone! 1073 01:35:53,420 --> 01:35:56,173 It's me! Can't you see? Harry Flashman. 1074 01:35:56,256 --> 01:35:59,510 - You? What are you doing here? - Let me in, for God's sake. I need your help. 1075 01:35:59,593 --> 01:36:03,597 Otto Bismarck's after me. For God's sake. I've got no money. 1076 01:36:03,680 --> 01:36:06,433 - Whip up, driver. - It's all your fault. 1077 01:36:06,517 --> 01:36:09,269 Lola, I love ya, you selfish bitch. 1078 01:36:09,353 --> 01:36:11,605 You're raving! Get out! 1079 01:36:11,647 --> 01:36:14,733 Get out of my sight! 1080 01:36:24,451 --> 01:36:26,370 Stop, coachman! 1081 01:36:33,794 --> 01:36:36,463 Lola? 1082 01:36:36,547 --> 01:36:38,549 Lola! 1083 01:36:40,551 --> 01:36:43,804 Did you change your mind? 1084 01:36:43,887 --> 01:36:45,806 Harry. 1085 01:36:47,057 --> 01:36:49,893 Oh, Lola. 1086 01:36:49,977 --> 01:36:51,937 Harry. 1087 01:36:53,730 --> 01:36:58,193 I knew, in spite of everything, you'd never desert me. 1088 01:36:59,403 --> 01:37:02,781 - How could I, my darling? - Mmm. 1089 01:37:02,823 --> 01:37:05,450 Can you forgive me for what happened? 1090 01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:09,454 Oh, that. Hmm. 1091 01:37:09,538 --> 01:37:12,749 You've had your share of bad luck too. 1092 01:37:12,833 --> 01:37:16,461 Ungrateful swine, these kings. 1093 01:37:16,503 --> 01:37:18,630 I only wish I could help you. 1094 01:37:18,672 --> 01:37:21,800 But I'm penniless, you see. 1095 01:37:21,842 --> 01:37:23,844 I know. 1096 01:37:34,479 --> 01:37:36,481 Lola? 1097 01:37:37,733 --> 01:37:39,735 Lola? 1098 01:37:40,986 --> 01:37:42,988 Jesus! 1099 01:37:47,034 --> 01:37:49,036 Thieving bitch! 1100 01:37:51,663 --> 01:37:53,665 I- I'm ruined. 1101 01:37:58,962 --> 01:38:03,050 Oh, Jesus. 1102 01:38:08,931 --> 01:38:12,184 I can never resist other people's correspondence. 1103 01:38:16,230 --> 01:38:18,565 Do join me. Hmm? 1104 01:38:22,861 --> 01:38:24,780 Dear Harry. 1105 01:38:24,863 --> 01:38:26,865 My need is greater than yours. 1106 01:38:26,907 --> 01:38:30,244 I trust we shall not meet again, and yet... 1107 01:38:30,327 --> 01:38:32,246 dear, worthless Harry... 1108 01:38:32,329 --> 01:38:36,416 there will always be a place for you in the heart of Lola Montez. 1109 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:40,128 P.S. Courage. And shuffle the cards. 1110 01:38:42,381 --> 01:38:44,842 What a woman. 1111 01:38:44,925 --> 01:38:46,885 You know, if I were a marrying man... 1112 01:38:46,969 --> 01:38:51,056 she'd be the last female on God's earth for me. 1113 01:38:51,098 --> 01:38:53,100 Ah, well. 1114 01:38:57,521 --> 01:39:01,024 Good-bye. 1115 01:39:08,866 --> 01:39:10,784 A little game I've invented. 1116 01:39:10,868 --> 01:39:14,162 I think I'll call it Hungarian roulette. 1117 01:39:14,246 --> 01:39:16,248 Have a try. 1118 01:39:18,458 --> 01:39:20,419 You see, old fellow, when I kill you... 1119 01:39:20,460 --> 01:39:22,462 it'll be because I want to... 1120 01:39:22,546 --> 01:39:24,965 and not because Otto Bismarck says so. 1121 01:39:25,048 --> 01:39:28,969 - You do see the difference? - Oh, absolutely. 1122 01:39:29,011 --> 01:39:32,097 What are you gonna do? 1123 01:39:32,139 --> 01:39:34,141 Go abroad, I think. 1124 01:39:34,224 --> 01:39:36,560 Bismarck's such a damn bore. 1125 01:39:36,643 --> 01:39:39,605 But then I suspect great men usually are. 1126 01:39:39,646 --> 01:39:41,690 What about you? Hmm. 1127 01:39:41,773 --> 01:39:44,651 That damn Lola's cleaned me out. 1128 01:39:44,693 --> 01:39:48,697 Ah, well, I've still got the 500 quid she gave me to come to Germany. 1129 01:39:48,780 --> 01:39:52,367 Well, it's better than nothing. 1130 01:39:52,451 --> 01:39:55,162 Yes, and as I always say... 1131 01:39:55,245 --> 01:39:58,415 if you've got money in the bank and drink in the house... 1132 01:39:58,498 --> 01:40:00,959 what more do you want? 1133 01:40:01,001 --> 01:40:04,004 My turn, I think. 1134 01:40:06,089 --> 01:40:09,009 Hell's bells, Rudi.! Somebody could have been killed.! 1135 01:40:09,092 --> 01:40:11,428 Well, that is the point of the game. 1136 01:40:11,512 --> 01:40:13,555 But I could have been killed.83660

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