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The romantic ideal of love
is that it takes you by surprise.
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That you don't have to do anything for it.
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But that's nonsense,
statistically speaking.
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All that time I was waiting for it.
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But if you want to find love,
you have to go look for it.
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I can help you with that. I'm organizing
speed dating cooking classes.
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Sign up in time because
the flirting season starts on Skirt Day.
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Who will wake up
next to whom tomorrow?
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Skirt Day
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Hi, are you Walter?
- Hi, Marijke.
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Am I very late?
- Oh, well.
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Here we are then. It's crazy at the office
with this mega-deal I need to close.
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Have you been waiting for a long time?
I'm so embarrassed.
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You really resemble your profile picture.
- Who doesn't?
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Most guys don't. You're an exception.
- Right. So, you do this often?
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Of course not. Not that often.
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Thanks a lot.
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Can I get a piece?
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More women than men again.
- It always works out.
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There are hardly any men this time.
- Don't worry.
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Everyone breaks up in the summer,
and then they come here to make tapas.
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A new chance for children
adopt a child from Asia
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Oh dear, how terrible. Did I hit you?
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No, but you almost did.
- Fortunately.
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Can I make it up to you?
- No, I'm in a hurry.
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I'm sorry, it fell. Could you bring it up?
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Hey, you. Stop, that's mine.
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Good.
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Edwin, come on.
You need to go to the butterflies.
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Is this really necessary?
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Those big girls can't do without me.
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I'm sorry.
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I was working in Boston,
banking and finance.
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We had this conference call
with a French company.
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I could understand everything they said.
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You're in real estate, right?
- Sales.
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What do you sell?
- Ceiling modules.
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How interesting.
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So, you were in Marrakesh too?
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I was there with my best friend Danielle,
in a wonderful hotel. It was fabulous.
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If I had been there with a man,
we wouldn't have left the hotel room.
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I have to go.
My parking ticket is about to expire.
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How long did you pay for?
- Enough. Twenty minutes.
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Twenty minutes, because...
- Because by then you know enough.
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What exactly?
-If you're going to hit it off.
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But I don't think we will.
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It's not as if I like you either.
- All right, great.
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This is not how we're going to do this.
We're going to have a real conversation.
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We'll show an interest...
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and ask questions about our passions,
ambitions and summer plans.
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And if we hit it off, because we might,
you'll ask me to have dinner...
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and I'll say yes, because I've kept
the evening free, just in case.
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If there are insurmountable differences,
we'll each go our separate ways.
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That's how it should be done,
so that's how we'll do it.
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You're right, I apologize.
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When does your parking ticket expire?
- I came by bike.
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From the best cake shop in town.
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My dear Chantal, we're not blind.
- We can't be, in this profession.
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We've all noticed what it is you want.
And so...
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Go ahead and unpack it.
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You're going on a romantic dinner,
and we're paying.
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If you hit it off, you'll have to name
the love child after me.
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I'm sorry, but this doesn't work.
I really like you, but not this way.
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Not like this.
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Anyone want a coffee?
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What's going on?
- I don't know.
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Tapas cooking workshop for singles
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When will people stop trying
to pair me off?
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I want it to be spontaneous. Love is
something that needs to happen to you.
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Here's my present. A cooking course,
because you enjoy cooking so much.
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I love tapas.
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Here's a piece of cheese, Jenny.
You don't like that.
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Here's a piece of meat. Isn't that nice?
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Want another piece?
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It's really nice.
- Yes, it's lovely.
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My dog. Can anyone help me?
Does anyone have a phone?
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He just collapsed.
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Do you know about dogs?
- Yes, I do.
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Is it working?
- One, two, three...
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Do you feel anything?
- His heart is beating.
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Look at that.
- Thank you.
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I'd go to a vet if I were you.
- I will.
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I've lost my appetite.
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Are you dumping me?
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You can't, because I'm dumping you.
- Fine.
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Right. Goodbye then.
- Bye.
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I hope you'll be very happy together.
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We already are.
- Here you go.
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Get back in the saddle right away. Bye.
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Two pairs, aces.
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Royal flush.
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You can't be serious.
- I am. Take all of it off.
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You win.
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Turn around.
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There. Come along.
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Are we going to dance?
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00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:09,455
That's not funny. Come on, Paulien.
-It's time to make a choice, Bor.
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Honey, that takes time.
-It's all or nothing.
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There are people coming. Hurry.
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Hi there.
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Open up.
- I'm done sharing you.
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Put it on there.
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Done.
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Not funny.
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What are you doing?
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I need to tell you something.
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You're going to be a father.
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And I'm going to be a mother.
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This is our baby. Finally.
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She looks just
as I imagined her in my
dreams. Look at that cute, little face.
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Yes, she has a slight deformity.
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Do we get a discount?
-It's a child, not a couch.
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We don't want a lame child, right?
- Sure we do.
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Children with special needs
need lots of love, and we can give it.
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Let's wait for a normal one.
- That takes way too long.
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We could go get her this month.
- What?
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Look at this tiny doll's house.
With a tiny, little kitchen.
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Isn't it cute?
A tiny, little table and this little wok.
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Isn't it sweet?
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This is going a bit too fast for me.
- Oh, honey.
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You're ready for this. You really are.
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I am, but how about you?
- What do you mean?
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Let's wait until you're a bit more stable.
- I am stable.
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Until your hormone levels have gone
down again. You're a bad example.
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I really think I'm going to be
a real good mother.
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And you'll be a great dad. Oh, baby.
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Twenty minutes? That fast?
-It's a new record.
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I hadn't even finished my glass.
129
00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:44,590
You verbally castrate men
with all those stories about your career.
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00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:52,427
He asked me about it. My visits to
the dentist take longer than my dates.
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Flight. At least he's filling a hole.
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I can't tell you
how much I need a check-up.
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Want an omelette too?
- I'm going to have my eggs frozen.
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I think I'll pass on that omelette.
- Maybe I should buy a cat.
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00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:09,761
So you've given up all hope.
- I've tried everything.
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Internet dating, speed dating, horrible
mobile apps. Not even one decent guy.
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Tomorrow evening,
making tapas for singles.
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00:13:19,794 --> 00:13:23,551
Sounds like something for losers.
- A nice evening with nice food...
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nice cocktails and lots of single men.
I've signed you up
as well.
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No way.
- Way.
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Hello, gentlemen. Had a nice work-out?
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What do you teach?
- I do pole fitness. And you?
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00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:42,306
I'm guessing you're doing
weight training. Let me feel that.
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Two protein shakes, please.
- Coming right up.
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How about you?
Do you also do pole fitness?
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You're just talking to me because
you want to get to know her better.
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You should change tactics.
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Put the stools on the bar.
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Wow. Hi, there.
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Divorced.
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That's a big guy.
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Take that shirt off.
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One, two, three.
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Hey, what...
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Hi.
- Would you like to go somewhere else?
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Well, you don't beat around the bush.
Where do you want me to go?
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Somewhere other than our goal.
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Are you in a hurry?
- No, I'm going on a course.
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I like to go hunting in the park.
That's where the ladies are off-guard.
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Sorry, guys. Sorry.
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Edward.
- Edwin.
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Today we're putting things into practice.
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Hello.
- Hi.
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Think about what I taught you:
compliment, introduction, action. Go.
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Jesus, a flower?
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Do you try to bore her to sleep and then
snuggle up to her with your hard-on?
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Tell her she looks cute.
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You're cute.
- Thanks.
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Sit down.
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Look out.
- What is this?
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Oh, shit.
- That's okay.
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Go on, make it erotic. Keep going.
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That's really stupid of me.
I'll get you a new one.
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Don't worry, I have more stuff.
- I'm sorry.
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Would you like a piece of toast?
- Gladly.
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Tell her you'd like a piece of her.
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Exciting, isn't it?
- All right, get that chemistry going.
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Do you like grass too? I'm sorry.
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Do you come here often?
- I do.
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Where's your Stetson?
- Excuse me?
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I thought you would wear a cowboy hat.
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Girlnextdoor1987.
Lonesomecowboy?
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Who's that?
- Abort mission. Return to base camp.
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Rejection is painful,
but the pain is temporary.
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Chronic blue balls really hurt.
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What's the worst thing about turning 30?
- Physical decay has started.
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Hangovers last longer.
- You get called up for a Pap smear.
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I'm sorry, Madame,
this may feel a little cold.
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Iris.
- Yes?
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Dear Iris, the first time I saw you,
in that swing ride...
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I knew that I wanted to swing with you
for the rest of my life.
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You're the most beautiful,
the sweetest and the best.
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We've been together 5 years,
and I hope at least 50 years more.
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Dear Iris, will you marry me?
-Iris, say yes.
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Iris, answer him.
- Say yes.
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Yes.
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Have you ever bought shoes
in the very first shop you entered?
198
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Do you mean that Maurits
is your first shop?
199
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Maybe I'd like to try some other shop
as well, just to be sure.
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You go in my place.
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I need those to make cocktails tonight.
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Drunken people are less critical
and fall in love faster.
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Be more creative. Soon you'll have
to run the business on your own.
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Soon?
- When our child is here, I'll work less.
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Pizza.
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00:22:38,074 --> 00:22:41,037
A Vesuvio and a Pompeii. There you go.
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Want to make some extra money?
- Who, me?
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Sure, tell me what to do.
- Will you cook with us tonight?
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I'm sorry,
but dating like this is really lame.
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Of course not.
All you have to do, is chat a bit.
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I'll pay you 50 euros, all right?
Three guys cancelled.
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Free food and drinks.
- Is that how you got him?
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70 euros?
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Tell me what to do.
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Here's an apple.
- Thanks.
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Shall I come too tonight?
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It's something with DJs and
performance arts. Really not your thing.
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And it's going to be late,
so don't wait up for me.
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Big kiss.
- Bye.
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I'm looking forward to cooking
with that guy.
221
00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:44,373
Cool it, we're here for me.
And I'm not going home alone tonight.
222
00:24:44,539 --> 00:24:46,258
I know.
223
00:24:56,332 --> 00:25:01,049
Nice talking to you.
See you later. Bye.
224
00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:03,589
Hey, Edward.
- Edwin.
225
00:25:03,749 --> 00:25:09,296
Man, you're ruining my style. I'll take it
as a compliment, but stay away from me.
226
00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:15,254
Ferry, what are you doing here?
Success requires a lot of practice.
227
00:25:15,416 --> 00:25:20,631
You can take this off.
- Don't be crazy, man.
228
00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,425
This jacket is really expensive.
229
00:25:25,583 --> 00:25:29,009
What are your preferences?
- Blonde.
230
00:25:29,167 --> 00:25:31,252
I mean, meat, fish or vegetarian.
231
00:25:31,417 --> 00:25:36,134
No chatting for hours, no photoshopping.
Just pack 'em up and take 'em away.
232
00:25:36,292 --> 00:25:37,679
The real thing.
233
00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:45,804
That's a good one. Let's hope she
doesn't whine when I sneak off after sex.
234
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,053
Good luck.
- Thanks.
235
00:25:49,210 --> 00:25:55,467
That one will get a lot of attention.
Men love those cheap girls.
236
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:04,552
Hello. What are you doing here?
- Exploring the market.
237
00:26:04,711 --> 00:26:09,879
That's what singles do.
Or am I not single? You tell me.
238
00:26:11,378 --> 00:26:16,130
You're not on the list.
- Yes, I am. Paulien Brinksma.
239
00:26:16,294 --> 00:26:20,004
My mother's maiden name.
- You have to leave.
240
00:26:20,170 --> 00:26:23,264
I just got here.
- What goes on over here...
241
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:30,348
that's really not your thing.
- Oh, really? it's not?
242
00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:42,720
She doesn't look like a fridge at all.
243
00:26:45,963 --> 00:26:49,174
We're going to cook
a tapas menu together.
244
00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:52,053
You'll meet each other in five rounds.
245
00:26:52,213 --> 00:26:56,302
You can dance and after midnight
we're going to make cocktails.
246
00:26:56,463 --> 00:26:59,426
When I sound the gong,
you change partners...
247
00:26:59,589 --> 00:27:03,179
so that everyone gets the opportunity
to meet everyone.
248
00:27:03,339 --> 00:27:06,598
I have a couple of tips
for a pleasant evening.
249
00:27:06,756 --> 00:27:10,383
I followed your advice,
about getting back in the saddle.
250
00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:13,424
Tell me your name.
251
00:27:13,714 --> 00:27:17,305
Don't talk too much about your work.
- I'm on a sabbatical.
252
00:27:17,465 --> 00:27:20,807
Don't talk about your ex.
- I definitely won't.
253
00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:26,476
Talk about your hobbies.
- Kitesurfing, diving, travelling.
254
00:27:26,632 --> 00:27:31,515
All the good things in life.
- Don't forget to fill in your match card.
255
00:27:31,674 --> 00:27:36,640
If the person you like puts a heart
next to your name, we have a match.
256
00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:40,011
It could be the start
of something beautiful.
257
00:27:40,174 --> 00:27:41,928
Come, let's go inside.
258
00:27:47,716 --> 00:27:51,390
If someone smiles at you,
it's meant as an invitation.
259
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:54,430
I'm not used to this anymore, sorry.
260
00:27:55,675 --> 00:28:00,013
Did I miss anything?
- The company profile and logistics.
261
00:28:00,175 --> 00:28:04,561
I'm looking forward to the tasty stuff.
I put everything in my mouth.
262
00:28:04,717 --> 00:28:06,720
That's one way of looking at it.
263
00:28:08,717 --> 00:28:13,138
Round 1.
- Hi, I'm Farid.
264
00:28:13,301 --> 00:28:15,434
Hi, Marijke.
265
00:28:16,634 --> 00:28:22,561
And you?
I think you're working for the police.
266
00:28:22,718 --> 00:28:27,305
Almost correct. I work in the zoo.
I take care of the butterflies.
267
00:28:27,468 --> 00:28:33,347
Are you an early bird or a night owl?
- I wouldn't know.
268
00:28:33,510 --> 00:28:37,647
I'm used to getting up early,
but I try to sleep late in the weekend.
269
00:28:37,802 --> 00:28:42,686
That means you're an early bird.
Political affiliation?
270
00:28:42,844 --> 00:28:44,349
Party for the Animals.
271
00:28:46,011 --> 00:28:47,481
Floating.
272
00:28:50,178 --> 00:28:53,556
What's your branch?
- I deliver pizzas.
273
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:58,639
You're still studying. Hotel management?
- No.
274
00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:03,598
You deliver pizzas full-time?
- I work for my uncle.
275
00:29:03,762 --> 00:29:06,228
How many units do you drink a week?
276
00:29:06,387 --> 00:29:10,606
You've heard a lot about me,
but I don't know anything about you.
277
00:29:10,762 --> 00:29:15,397
Do you have any pets?
- Let's get the most out of this meeting.
278
00:29:21,471 --> 00:29:24,814
What makes you happy,
except for killing cucumbers?
279
00:29:26,513 --> 00:29:31,764
What makes me a happy?
A successful closing at the office.
280
00:29:31,930 --> 00:29:37,015
A glass of Chardonnay in Burgundy.
A nice man. A shiatsu massage.
281
00:29:37,180 --> 00:29:42,348
What kind of a man are you looking for?
- One that doesn't run away.
282
00:29:46,264 --> 00:29:51,100
Is there something I should know?
Maybe some scary disease?
283
00:29:51,265 --> 00:29:55,650
I'm a lawyer.
- Right, that explains everything.
284
00:29:55,806 --> 00:29:58,272
You're very tense.
- I have a great job.
285
00:29:58,432 --> 00:30:01,857
It's my salary that men can't handle.
- I can.
286
00:30:02,015 --> 00:30:06,401
Shall I move in with you?
- Not so fast.
287
00:30:06,557 --> 00:30:10,813
Imagine, I'm taking you with me
on a business trip to New York.
288
00:30:10,974 --> 00:30:14,186
We check into a five-star hotel.
- We have great sex.
289
00:30:14,349 --> 00:30:18,023
Maybe a quickie
because I have a tight schedule.
290
00:30:18,183 --> 00:30:22,319
You're going sightseeing by yourself
because I have to work.
291
00:30:22,475 --> 00:30:26,433
You're ordering room service
because I'm eating out with clients.
292
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,315
I'll wait for you in bed.
293
00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:33,019
But first I need to make
a conference call.
294
00:30:33,184 --> 00:30:40,236
What I want to say, is that you'll love
all the presents I'll give you at first...
295
00:30:40,392 --> 00:30:43,983
but not for long.
And if you take me out to dinner...
296
00:30:44,142 --> 00:30:48,066
perhaps in a starred restaurant,
which I would really like...
297
00:30:48,226 --> 00:30:52,398
it'll cost you hall a month's pay
and you'll still feel like a loser.
298
00:30:55,268 --> 00:30:57,437
Do you think you could handle that?
299
00:30:59,143 --> 00:31:02,936
What kind of woman would suit you?
- I don't care.
300
00:31:03,102 --> 00:31:05,152
As long as she breathes, right?
301
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:10,194
I sometimes dream of a large family
at a large table, my family.
302
00:31:10,352 --> 00:31:11,822
If that's what you like.
303
00:31:14,811 --> 00:31:17,193
I like tasty things.
304
00:31:19,728 --> 00:31:26,567
Go ahead and try one. There you go.
Don't sting yourself.
305
00:31:26,728 --> 00:31:30,781
I told you not to sting yourself.
- You could've told me sooner.
306
00:31:30,937 --> 00:31:33,153
Are you okay?
- I'm bleeding.
307
00:31:34,187 --> 00:31:35,858
Dirty bug-
308
00:31:42,562 --> 00:31:43,984
What?
309
00:31:44,146 --> 00:31:48,732
How about hereditary diseases?
- Could you stop this cross-examination?
310
00:31:48,896 --> 00:31:51,658
Who cares if we have
the same biorhythm?
311
00:31:52,688 --> 00:31:55,403
You're bored, aren't you? So am I.
312
00:31:55,563 --> 00:32:01,157
Partners with the same background,
religion, political affiliation and IE1...
313
00:32:01,313 --> 00:32:04,941
will have a longer relationship
than if it is based on lust.
314
00:32:08,272 --> 00:32:11,235
Did you know you have
these really cute dimples?
315
00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:15,984
Downdating isn't a problem for me
if it isn't for you.
316
00:32:16,148 --> 00:32:18,992
You're not very modest.
- Why should I be?
317
00:32:19,148 --> 00:32:21,317
I don't think I'll move in with you.
318
00:32:43,399 --> 00:32:45,698
The food's almost ready, people.
319
00:32:49,524 --> 00:32:50,864
Thanks.
320
00:32:52,608 --> 00:32:55,026
What is this?
- Melon.
321
00:32:55,191 --> 00:32:56,697
I have to drive.
322
00:32:58,733 --> 00:33:03,652
That Hens is really my type.
Will you strike him off your list?
323
00:33:03,817 --> 00:33:05,536
I haven't met him yet.
324
00:33:05,692 --> 00:33:08,738
Just do it,
and I'll leave that nerd alone.
325
00:33:10,442 --> 00:33:12,741
I saw you checking him out.
326
00:33:15,609 --> 00:33:20,409
What's wrong with him?
- Nothing, if you like dull office types.
327
00:33:20,818 --> 00:33:22,323
Watch out, those are...
328
00:33:25,443 --> 00:33:26,450
very hot.
329
00:33:28,193 --> 00:33:33,491
Did you just skewer me?
- I'm afraid I did.
330
00:33:47,111 --> 00:33:50,904
You're going to cook with Edwin.
He's over there.
331
00:34:01,278 --> 00:34:05,237
Hi, Edwin. Will you be careful
around sharp objects?
332
00:34:07,779 --> 00:34:11,323
What are we making?
- A Spanish gnocchi dish.
333
00:34:11,487 --> 00:34:15,825
A culinary challenge.
- Esta bueno. Trabajar?
334
00:34:15,987 --> 00:34:17,409
Spanish roots?
335
00:34:17,571 --> 00:34:19,870
Hi, I'm Ferry.
336
00:34:22,821 --> 00:34:25,322
I'm Paulien. I'm not sleeping with you.
337
00:34:25,488 --> 00:34:28,949
I know, because
you're already sleeping with him.
338
00:34:29,113 --> 00:34:33,369
He's never going to leave his wife.
- I didn't know they were married.
339
00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:38,615
Some stay with their mistress, but 92%
of the time the mistress ends up alone.
340
00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:42,538
Lonely, old and shrivelled.
341
00:34:45,031 --> 00:34:48,409
How's it going?
- Mine look like meatballs.
342
00:34:48,572 --> 00:34:52,081
How do you get yours to look so nice?
- Sensitive fingers.
343
00:34:53,614 --> 00:34:55,167
Right.
344
00:34:55,323 --> 00:34:59,578
I certainly don't have those.
At work I kill everything.
345
00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:03,200
I work in the zoo,
with pupas and butterflies.
346
00:35:03,365 --> 00:35:07,205
As long as I don't make them go extinct.
- How interesting.
347
00:35:07,365 --> 00:35:11,372
You're not doing it right.
You have to be more careful.
348
00:35:58,285 --> 00:35:59,671
Put this on.
349
00:36:16,536 --> 00:36:18,705
Honey, you're gaping.
What?
350
00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:30,042
It's great that you're hitting it off,
but let's cook the food first, yes?
351
00:36:30,203 --> 00:36:33,249
This is my first time,
and I find it hard to choose.
352
00:36:33,412 --> 00:36:36,837
It looks as if you've just found
a really good match.
353
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:41,582
That's easy. Just act as if you want
to have sex, and they're like putty.
354
00:36:41,745 --> 00:36:46,332
That's nice for one night, but what
I want is a long-term relationship.
355
00:36:47,746 --> 00:36:52,712
Can I give you a tip?
Ask personal questions.
356
00:36:52,871 --> 00:36:57,043
It's easy to get a guy,
but how do I keep him?
357
00:36:57,205 --> 00:37:03,250
Ask him things like: What does
true friendship mean to you?
358
00:37:03,413 --> 00:37:06,957
What would you do if you had
just one month left to live?
359
00:37:07,122 --> 00:37:09,587
That kind of stuff.
360
00:37:09,747 --> 00:37:12,923
Or, how do you know
a relationship is dead?
361
00:37:15,872 --> 00:37:21,834
I'd wait with that one, if I were you.
Can you guys clean this up?
362
00:37:23,789 --> 00:37:27,843
I sometimes dream of this long table,
with eight chairs...
363
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:32,750
with a big pan of pasta in the middle,
and four kids with red mouths...
364
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:38,963
Go on.
365
00:37:40,415 --> 00:37:41,802
Never mind.
366
00:37:49,291 --> 00:37:52,052
I'm filling in the form.
- What do you mean?
367
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:55,798
I know it's cheating,
but I can't wait until tomorrow.
368
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:59,751
Let me see that.
- You're the only person I like here.
369
00:38:07,208 --> 00:38:13,218
I thought this was a normal
cooking course. God, I'm naive.
370
00:38:14,209 --> 00:38:17,883
Yes?
- No.
371
00:38:18,042 --> 00:38:21,503
She knew I didn't want this.
- Who signed you up for this?
372
00:38:21,667 --> 00:38:25,128
My sneaky colleagues.
- See it as something positive.
373
00:38:25,293 --> 00:38:29,002
What a dirty trick. I told her
things have to be spontaneous.
374
00:38:29,168 --> 00:38:33,008
What a waste of time.
I wish I had stayed at home.
375
00:38:33,168 --> 00:38:35,846
If it weren't for her,
we wouldn't have met.
376
00:38:37,918 --> 00:38:41,842
The gnocchi are done.
Stir-fry the veggies, add the chorizo...
377
00:38:42,002 --> 00:38:44,550
and then season with salt and pepper.
378
00:38:54,294 --> 00:38:57,885
Where are you going?
We're not done yet.
379
00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:01,423
I am done.
- Did you fill in the match card?
380
00:39:05,503 --> 00:39:08,181
Meet anyone you like?
381
00:39:08,337 --> 00:39:12,176
I'm not going to have my eggs frozen.
- Thank God.
382
00:39:12,337 --> 00:39:16,888
I'll just go to the sperm bank.
- Come on, you don't want that.
383
00:39:17,046 --> 00:39:20,755
What else can I do?
Keep waiting for years for Mr Right...
384
00:39:20,921 --> 00:39:24,216
while my eggs are downsizing
in some freezer.
385
00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:26,762
I'm sorry, I don't want to intrude...
386
00:39:26,921 --> 00:39:31,887
but let me just say that I think
that it's a really wise decision.
387
00:39:32,046 --> 00:39:35,756
Seriously?
- Yes, I wish I had done that.
388
00:39:35,922 --> 00:39:41,433
My husband didn't want kids yet
and then we were much too late.
389
00:39:41,589 --> 00:39:45,216
How old are you, if I may ask?
- I'm 36.
390
00:39:47,839 --> 00:39:54,642
Find a man as quickly as you can.
Stay out of that hormonal rollercoaster.
391
00:39:54,798 --> 00:39:59,266
IVF. Those hormones
were driving me insane.
392
00:39:59,423 --> 00:40:03,429
The follicles wouldn't ripen
or the embryo latch on. Horrible.
393
00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:07,050
Years of stress
and in the end you have nothing.
394
00:40:07,215 --> 00:40:12,976
Except for these. I used to have a tiny
A cup, like that, but now I have a C.
395
00:40:14,174 --> 00:40:17,848
Everything has its advantages.
- Off to the sperm bank I go.
396
00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:21,385
Becoming a mother is really high
on my bucket list.
397
00:40:21,549 --> 00:40:27,760
You're going to find a great guy tonight.
But make sure you don't mention babies.
398
00:40:27,924 --> 00:40:32,476
Yes, that really scares them off.
- How do I know if he wants kids or not?
399
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:39,143
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for the next round.
400
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:42,891
What did you write about me?
- External features.
401
00:40:44,384 --> 00:40:47,844
A symmetrical face.
- That indicates good health.
402
00:40:48,009 --> 00:40:51,185
Almond-shaped eyes.
- One of the seven beauties.
403
00:40:51,342 --> 00:40:54,223
A good figure. Thanks.
-It's an advantage.
404
00:40:54,384 --> 00:40:56,103
I teach pole fitness.
405
00:40:58,676 --> 00:41:00,928
Most men think that's sexy.
406
00:41:02,843 --> 00:41:04,644
And some think it's stupid.
407
00:41:05,801 --> 00:41:07,188
Or both.
408
00:41:16,969 --> 00:41:18,391
What do you feel now?
409
00:41:20,677 --> 00:41:22,846
Physical attraction.
410
00:41:25,844 --> 00:41:27,231
And now?
411
00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:34,721
How shall I put it?
The blood is draining from my brains.
412
00:41:34,886 --> 00:41:39,272
Darn those dilated blood vessels
down there.
413
00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:43,815
Not dumb, and sexy.
414
00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:48,980
I have already met ten guys,
but I can't keep them apart.
415
00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:52,728
How do I choose?
- Who
says you have to choose?
416
00:41:52,887 --> 00:41:56,099
I just thought it would be easier
than in the club.
417
00:41:56,263 --> 00:42:00,767
In the club it's much easier
than this forced stuff.
418
00:42:00,929 --> 00:42:04,355
I always score in a club.
- How do you do it?
419
00:42:04,513 --> 00:42:10,190
I don't know, it goes automatically.
Automatically? Not with me.
420
00:42:10,347 --> 00:42:12,065
Please, explain.
- Yes, do.
421
00:42:12,222 --> 00:42:18,184
All right, I walk into a place
and then I take a look around.
422
00:42:18,347 --> 00:42:23,776
I'm looking for a man
that appeals to me...
423
00:42:23,931 --> 00:42:25,981
and then I give him the look.
424
00:42:26,139 --> 00:42:29,185
What look?
- The look.
425
00:42:29,348 --> 00:42:32,358
The look.
- The look that all men are hoping for.
426
00:42:32,515 --> 00:42:38,144
The look that
says: I want you, now.
Show it to us.
427
00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:43,479
Yes, give me the look.
Seriously? All right then.
428
00:42:56,933 --> 00:42:59,813
Have you started yet?
I didn't see that look.
429
00:42:59,974 --> 00:43:04,479
Seriously? Are you blind?
- No, you girls are much too subtle.
430
00:43:04,641 --> 00:43:09,193
What do you want me to do?
Drag you out of the club by your hair?
431
00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:16,150
It's not clear to me either. What if
you just had something in your eye?
432
00:43:16,309 --> 00:43:19,651
Some men obviously need
some more encouragement.
433
00:43:19,809 --> 00:43:22,440
I prefer to take the initiative.
434
00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:29,025
How? What's your trick?
-It's not a trick, honey, it's skills.
435
00:43:29,184 --> 00:43:32,029
Show us those skills.
- All right.
436
00:43:32,184 --> 00:43:33,690
I can belly dance.
437
00:43:39,393 --> 00:43:41,645
And I have a really fast scooter.
438
00:43:41,810 --> 00:43:45,816
And watch this.
Pay attention, lady with the look.
439
00:43:47,769 --> 00:43:51,064
Three balls. Nice.
- You see? That always works.
440
00:43:51,227 --> 00:43:55,778
How about you? What is your trick?
- I don't try to seduce girls.
441
00:43:55,936 --> 00:44:00,357
Sure you do.
- I like one type of girl, and that's it.
442
00:44:00,519 --> 00:44:03,613
What type of girl?
- Blonde hockey chicks?
443
00:44:03,770 --> 00:44:07,988
Yes. And they seduce me.
- One of those, you mean.
444
00:44:11,645 --> 00:44:13,031
Yes.
445
00:44:17,395 --> 00:44:21,449
Hi. We haven't cooked anything
together yet.
446
00:44:21,604 --> 00:44:25,148
We haven't? Let's go then.
447
00:44:32,729 --> 00:44:36,487
Show me one of those tricks.
- Come, Jenny, time to pee.
448
00:44:46,397 --> 00:44:51,031
Nice lady, check.
Charming gentleman, check.
449
00:44:51,189 --> 00:44:55,408
What's missing?
- Maybe some music?
450
00:45:09,606 --> 00:45:16,445
You can make the sun shine
When you pass by, clouds disappear
451
00:45:16,607 --> 00:45:20,530
And when you smile
452
00:45:20,690 --> 00:45:24,567
The whole world smiles with you
453
00:45:25,149 --> 00:45:29,286
Most dreams are delusions
454
00:45:29,441 --> 00:45:33,150
But when I wake up next to you,
I'm still dreaming
455
00:45:33,316 --> 00:45:37,026
I feel you breathing and see your face
456
00:45:37,191 --> 00:45:41,245
You're a dream lying next to me
457
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:45,074
You look at me, while you stretch
458
00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:51,195
Sometimes dreams really come
459
00:45:53,317 --> 00:45:54,657
True
460
00:45:56,734 --> 00:46:00,823
Wow, that was beautiful.
- Thanks.
461
00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:05,652
Something else is missing.
- Champagne.
462
00:46:05,818 --> 00:46:07,786
Really?
- You bet.
463
00:46:09,651 --> 00:46:11,820
There you go.
464
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,492
Want to lie next to me?
465
00:46:28,236 --> 00:46:29,706
You're really pretty.
466
00:46:31,611 --> 00:46:33,661
How good of you to keep files.
467
00:46:33,819 --> 00:46:38,038
Very efficient. Multiple choice
would've been better though.
468
00:46:38,195 --> 00:46:43,623
I alternate multiple choice and open
questions to leave room for spontaneity.
469
00:46:43,778 --> 00:46:47,203
I've heard women like spontaneous men.
- Definitely.
470
00:46:47,362 --> 00:46:51,866
Here's a spontaneous question for you:
What does your ideal summer look like?
471
00:46:52,029 --> 00:46:56,117
Nice weather, 25 degrees on average,
no traffic congestion...
472
00:46:56,279 --> 00:47:00,783
colleagues on holiday...
- No one bothers you during extra hours.
473
00:47:00,946 --> 00:47:04,371
Yes, I meet all the criteria
of a workaholic.
474
00:47:05,446 --> 00:47:07,165
And you?
- Absolutely.
475
00:47:07,321 --> 00:47:10,782
I have tonnes of holidays,
but no men to spend them with.
476
00:47:10,946 --> 00:47:16,707
That sounds pathetic. I was just kidding.
- How many do you have?
477
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,990
Forty days.
- I have 42.
478
00:47:26,156 --> 00:47:28,573
I have to use them up this summer.
479
00:47:32,781 --> 00:47:34,203
Would you...
480
00:47:35,656 --> 00:47:38,287
Would you like to go out
for dinner with me?
481
00:47:47,657 --> 00:47:50,418
I'm available on the highlighted dates.
482
00:47:53,615 --> 00:47:57,918
Wow, just one hour ago
I was thinking about going home.
483
00:47:58,074 --> 00:48:01,452
I even talked about freezing my eggs
with a friend.
484
00:48:01,616 --> 00:48:05,041
Aren't you too old to become a mother?
- Not at all.
485
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:08,162
Many women have children
at an older age.
486
00:48:08,325 --> 00:48:11,003
After the age of 34 fertility plummets...
487
00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:15,034
and between 35 and 40
there's a 40% chance of miscarriage.
488
00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:21,576
Oh, come on. Newsflash: 70-year-old
women can get pregnant nowadays.
489
00:48:21,742 --> 00:48:26,163
Mother and child will both wear nappies,
but it's possible.
490
00:48:26,326 --> 00:48:29,253
I'm in my prime and incredibly fertile.
491
00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:33,546
Risks of chromosomal aberrations
in eggs increase when a woman...
492
00:48:33,701 --> 00:48:35,621
Sorry about the fuss...
493
00:48:35,784 --> 00:48:40,205
but why is the subject of children
or even the word egg-cell taboo?
494
00:48:40,368 --> 00:48:46,330
Is that something we can't discuss,
just like you can't talk about your ex?
495
00:48:46,493 --> 00:48:51,661
I think that 90% of all women and men
want to have children at some point.
496
00:48:51,827 --> 00:48:56,331
It's not something to be ashamed of.
Be honest about it.
497
00:48:56,494 --> 00:48:59,588
I'm Marijke and I want to have children.
- Me too.
498
00:48:59,744 --> 00:49:03,502
Me too.
- I want children too. But not now.
499
00:49:03,661 --> 00:49:08,378
Me too.
- All right, that's cleared up now.
500
00:49:08,536 --> 00:49:11,251
Shall we continue?
501
00:49:11,411 --> 00:49:17,503
Ladies and gentlemen, after this short
interlude, go find a new cooking partner.
502
00:49:20,912 --> 00:49:23,460
What did I say about verbal castration?
503
00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:27,211
We really hit it off
until I started talking about kids.
504
00:49:27,371 --> 00:49:32,621
He's different from any man I've ever
met. I've never had one of those.
505
00:49:32,787 --> 00:49:38,133
You don't have to give every guy
you meet a tour through your vagina.
506
00:49:39,413 --> 00:49:43,336
Did you really just say that?
- Want a drink?
507
00:49:45,038 --> 00:49:48,831
Is this your table?
I believe you need to go over there.
508
00:49:50,872 --> 00:49:53,373
Can I skip this one?
509
00:49:53,539 --> 00:49:55,956
Hens, here I am.
- He was looking for you.
510
00:49:59,456 --> 00:50:02,418
I'll be honest with you,
I suck at cooking.
511
00:50:02,581 --> 00:50:07,085
Here, taste this.
- Is that fish? I don't like fish.
512
00:50:07,248 --> 00:50:08,587
You don't?
- No.
513
00:50:09,915 --> 00:50:14,003
Tell me something about yourself.
- What would you like to know?
514
00:50:14,165 --> 00:50:17,958
When did you last cry?
- I never cry.
515
00:50:20,498 --> 00:50:22,300
You really need to go.
516
00:50:24,207 --> 00:50:27,502
Go on then. Go and pee.
517
00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:45,298
Want some?
- I don't.
518
00:50:48,833 --> 00:50:52,045
You must be thinking that...
No.
519
00:50:53,542 --> 00:50:56,588
It's a brownie. Have a bite.
520
00:50:57,709 --> 00:50:59,297
It's really nice.
521
00:51:01,751 --> 00:51:05,508
Hi, I'm Farid.
- Hi.
522
00:51:07,209 --> 00:51:11,132
How do you think you will die?
A bizarre accident? A chronic disease?
523
00:51:11,293 --> 00:51:14,588
A cardiac arrest during kinky sex,
or while you sleep?
524
00:51:14,751 --> 00:51:17,679
How about a normal question?
- Define normal.
525
00:51:17,835 --> 00:51:22,552
About my holidays, or...
- That's not what life is about.
526
00:51:22,710 --> 00:51:28,388
It's about the essential stuff that
allows you to look into someones soul.
527
00:51:31,752 --> 00:51:34,254
How's your relationship with your mom?
528
00:51:35,461 --> 00:51:37,511
It's good.
529
00:51:37,669 --> 00:51:39,589
Are your parents proud of you?
530
00:51:41,670 --> 00:51:43,554
Yes.
531
00:51:43,711 --> 00:51:45,928
Are you always this short-winded?
532
00:51:48,628 --> 00:51:50,015
Yes.
533
00:51:50,170 --> 00:51:53,216
Do you think I'm weird?
- You bet.
534
00:51:55,879 --> 00:51:59,802
Jesus.
- Your mind is rooted in your prejudices.
535
00:51:59,962 --> 00:52:02,012
Here, taste this.
536
00:52:10,046 --> 00:52:12,132
Tasty?
537
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,885
You like fish, alter all.
538
00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:35,557
I'm sorry, I was wrong. Sharing
that information was too confrontational.
539
00:52:35,714 --> 00:52:38,049
Can I make it up to you with that dinner?
540
00:52:44,923 --> 00:52:47,969
I'm sorry too, for making such a fuss.
541
00:52:51,007 --> 00:52:52,808
Can I have my tablet back now?
542
00:53:06,424 --> 00:53:09,470
Hi there.
- Hi.
543
00:53:09,633 --> 00:53:11,553
Everything cool?
544
00:53:14,675 --> 00:53:17,970
These look like salads
with too much dressing.
545
00:53:19,300 --> 00:53:20,686
I'm not a rabbit.
546
00:53:32,676 --> 00:53:34,264
You have pretty eyes.
547
00:53:38,426 --> 00:53:40,264
All right, I'll be going then.
548
00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:56,768
What are your other hobbies?
- I'll tell you, Stephanie.
549
00:53:56,927 --> 00:54:01,182
I like cooking, taking walks in nature,
and playing golf.
550
00:54:01,344 --> 00:54:05,516
I happen to love that too.
- And philosophical conversations?
551
00:54:05,677 --> 00:54:08,972
Do you have three hours?
- As a matter of fact, I do.
552
00:54:09,136 --> 00:54:13,225
I think we're a perfect match.
- I think so too.
553
00:54:44,013 --> 00:54:45,684
I think you're allergic.
554
00:55:23,598 --> 00:55:27,652
What do you think you're doing?
- He's more flexible than expected.
555
00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:31,647
This is not your style.
- Numbers don't lie.
556
00:55:31,807 --> 00:55:34,901
Trevor calculated it,
and we have a 84% match.
557
00:55:35,057 --> 00:55:37,689
That must be a miscalculation.
558
00:55:37,849 --> 00:55:41,725
You go and check it,
while I dance some more.
559
00:55:54,933 --> 00:56:00,481
You had a match, right?
- Yes, but I'm going for someone else.
560
00:56:00,642 --> 00:56:03,818
You're successful tonight.
- May I have this dance?
561
00:56:03,976 --> 00:56:08,313
Things aren't going well.
Two girls are fighting over one man.
562
00:56:08,476 --> 00:56:12,269
One has gone home,
and Farid is nowhere to be found.
563
00:56:13,309 --> 00:56:16,154
Let's set a good example
and sell our product.
564
00:56:16,310 --> 00:56:19,818
Bor, I need to work.
It'd be nice if you did that too.
565
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:23,070
How are we going to support a child
without money?
566
00:56:23,227 --> 00:56:26,154
I want to be the best mother possible
for Femke.
567
00:56:26,310 --> 00:56:30,447
What? Femke?
- Right, what did you think?
568
00:56:30,602 --> 00:56:35,486
I thought that maybe she already
had a name. Wi-Yu or something.
569
00:56:35,644 --> 00:56:39,602
Wi-Yu van der Broek.
That sounds awful.
570
00:56:39,769 --> 00:56:43,064
What's wrong with Femke?
Femke means 'girl'. I like it.
571
00:56:43,228 --> 00:56:47,234
I don't want to talk about this now.
-It's about our child.
572
00:56:47,395 --> 00:56:48,734
Are you pregnant?
573
00:56:48,895 --> 00:56:50,400
No.
- Yes.
574
00:56:50,561 --> 00:56:55,196
We're going to adopt a child.
From China. She's so beautiful.
575
00:56:55,353 --> 00:56:57,606
Why don't you go and dance with her?
576
00:57:00,645 --> 00:57:04,782
'We're going to adopt a child from China'
isn't consistent...
577
00:57:04,937 --> 00:57:07,864
with 'my marriage is
as warm
as the Antarctic'.
578
00:57:08,021 --> 00:57:11,778
Or 'my wife has antifreeze
running through her veins'.
579
00:57:11,938 --> 00:57:15,991
My marriage perhaps isn't as bad
as I described it.
580
00:57:16,146 --> 00:57:21,658
I can imagine you're a little bit angry.
- You have seen nothing yet.
581
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:23,567
I want to know where I stand.
582
00:57:25,230 --> 00:57:27,992
Of course, I get that.
583
00:57:30,564 --> 00:57:34,357
I want to know tonight.
- No. I mean, I...
584
00:59:10,902 --> 00:59:14,245
What's wrong here?
A gorgeous woman all by herself.
585
00:59:14,403 --> 00:59:17,164
Why don't you go get me a drink?
586
00:59:17,319 --> 00:59:21,278
Forget about that drink.
I'll show you something else.
587
00:59:57,238 --> 01:00:01,161
Not on my dress.
- I'm sorry, this never happens.
588
01:00:02,197 --> 01:00:05,540
I'm sorry. I can do it again later.
What's your name?
589
01:00:20,406 --> 01:00:25,123
I'm marking my erogenous zones.
- You have so many.
590
01:00:26,948 --> 01:00:33,574
If I'm taking someone home,
he knows exactly where he needs to be.
591
01:00:44,699 --> 01:00:48,457
How can I sit quietly at home
with our child if things go like this?
592
01:00:48,616 --> 01:00:54,246
We need matches, people in love.
- Breathe in and breathe out.
593
01:00:57,408 --> 01:00:58,795
That's it.
594
01:01:04,575 --> 01:01:08,996
Everything is dark.
Only candles are burning.
595
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:13,497
During stress situations hormones
called endorphins are produced.
596
01:01:13,659 --> 01:01:18,495
These make them think they're in love.
Just wait and see what happens.
597
01:01:18,659 --> 01:01:23,211
You'll spoil everyone's evening
and they'll want their money back.
598
01:01:25,035 --> 01:01:27,417
Or they all fall in love.
599
01:01:31,327 --> 01:01:32,915
We're not doing this.
600
01:02:04,537 --> 01:02:06,754
Hi, a red wine, please.
601
01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:11,672
Ferry, have you seen Chantal?
- That boring girl.
602
01:02:11,829 --> 01:02:16,167
We hit it off.
- Did you? If so, you'd have her number.
603
01:02:16,329 --> 01:02:21,378
Do you have her number?
- Actually, I don't.
604
01:02:21,538 --> 01:02:26,457
Congratulations. In every course there's
a hopeless case. This time it's you.
605
01:02:28,997 --> 01:02:33,832
You haven't learned a thing, have you?
That pain won't be going away soon.
606
01:02:44,497 --> 01:02:48,716
Hey, why are you so sad?
- Never mind.
607
01:02:48,873 --> 01:02:50,259
But...
608
01:02:52,123 --> 01:02:56,627
Do you want to talk about it?
It's not good to bottle things up.
609
01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:58,295
Come here.
610
01:02:59,415 --> 01:03:03,208
Stop that. I want to be alone for a while.
611
01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:06,959
Hey, Edwin.
- Hey.
612
01:03:08,582 --> 01:03:10,881
I need to be alone for a while.
613
01:03:12,874 --> 01:03:14,426
No one should be alone.
614
01:03:17,624 --> 01:03:19,462
Who would want me?
615
01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:23,545
I'm sure there's someone.
616
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:26,095
Right.
617
01:03:33,083 --> 01:03:34,470
Come on.
618
01:03:41,917 --> 01:03:43,387
This is nice.
619
01:03:49,876 --> 01:03:52,211
Come on, let's make some cocktails.
620
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:26,634
Stupid bitch.
621
01:04:35,295 --> 01:04:40,463
Something terrible has happened.
Lightning has struck.
622
01:04:40,629 --> 01:04:45,050
Lightning?
- Yes, the fuse box has exploded.
623
01:04:45,212 --> 01:04:50,806
There's no electricity.
- Come on, we have to get out of here.
624
01:04:50,963 --> 01:04:56,676
No, stay.
We'll make those desserts in the dark.
625
01:05:17,506 --> 01:05:20,801
It's not dangerous, Mika.
- I hate thunderstorms.
626
01:05:20,964 --> 01:05:27,507
Look at how beautiful it is. Look
at those flashes. It's really far away.
627
01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:33,386
One, two, three, four, fi...
628
01:06:22,093 --> 01:06:23,728
That thing isn't working.
629
01:06:24,801 --> 01:06:26,353
The roof won't close.
630
01:06:28,468 --> 01:06:29,855
Come on, work.
631
01:06:31,927 --> 01:06:34,937
Brilliant.
- Can you take over?
632
01:06:46,802 --> 01:06:48,224
Wow.
633
01:06:51,428 --> 01:06:54,225
So, this car is yours?
- It is.
634
01:06:57,345 --> 01:07:01,221
I remember the first time
I went to work in my new car.
635
01:07:01,386 --> 01:07:03,105
I felt like a queen.
636
01:07:04,595 --> 01:07:07,689
But every day...
- The kick became less.
637
01:07:07,845 --> 01:07:11,436
Yes. That's right.
638
01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:18,189
I thought the happy feeling
would last longer.
639
01:07:18,346 --> 01:07:20,563
You don't find it in material stuff.
640
01:07:30,221 --> 01:07:33,184
I'll turn on the air conditioning.
- Don't.
641
01:07:52,181 --> 01:07:54,515
How are things over here?
642
01:07:57,098 --> 01:08:01,151
Nice and warm.
What were you guys talking about?
643
01:08:01,306 --> 01:08:03,226
We're having a conversation.
644
01:08:03,390 --> 01:08:07,348
If you want to know something
about a girl, ask her girlfriends.
645
01:08:07,515 --> 01:08:13,643
I've known Marijke since high school.
They used to call her Bugs Bunny there.
646
01:08:13,807 --> 01:08:19,057
They did a good job on that, even though
plastic surgery was still in its infancy.
647
01:08:19,224 --> 01:08:23,183
I prefer to focus on the present.
Banking and finance, you said.
648
01:08:23,349 --> 01:08:27,438
Come on, guys, it's Saturday evening.
Let's not talk about work.
649
01:08:27,600 --> 01:08:31,772
Where did they teach you to dance
like that? I want to learn it too.
650
01:08:32,933 --> 01:08:37,769
Or maybe you could give me
a private lesson.
651
01:08:37,933 --> 01:08:41,726
DaniƩlle was also known as Bugs Bunny,
but for other reasons.
652
01:08:41,892 --> 01:08:45,768
She was very hormonal.
Did you do the gym teacher as well?
653
01:08:45,934 --> 01:08:49,277
I try to enjoy life.
Have fun and everything.
654
01:08:49,434 --> 01:08:51,153
As long as you do it safely.
655
01:08:53,559 --> 01:08:56,522
What are you implying?
- Let's keep it friendly.
656
01:08:59,185 --> 01:09:01,686
What do you mean?
- You're an STD on legs.
657
01:09:01,851 --> 01:09:05,277
STDs can get you infertile.
- She already is.
658
01:09:12,019 --> 01:09:15,527
It slipped out.
I never would've said it if you didn't...
659
01:09:15,685 --> 01:09:20,320
If I didn't what?
- You started about Bugs Bunny.
660
01:09:20,477 --> 01:09:22,232
It's occupied.
661
01:09:23,394 --> 01:09:28,064
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say.
I feel bad about it.
662
01:09:29,311 --> 01:09:32,820
Why is everything always about you?
663
01:09:32,978 --> 01:09:37,613
I don't stand a chance compared to you.
- You're always playing the victim.
664
01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:40,733
I work really hard to look nice...
665
01:09:40,895 --> 01:09:44,605
while you're wasting your best years
in the office.
666
01:09:44,770 --> 01:09:49,073
You came along to help me.
But how do things turn out?
667
01:09:49,229 --> 01:09:52,074
You try to get the only man
I'm interested in.
668
01:09:52,229 --> 01:09:55,654
I can't help it that I like him.
- Oh, come on.
669
01:09:55,813 --> 01:10:00,317
For you it's just the flavour of the week.
It's completely different for me.
670
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:04,699
I like him.
- You're going to screw it up again.
671
01:10:04,855 --> 01:10:10,200
That's what you do every time.
- Not this time. I really like him.
672
01:10:10,355 --> 01:10:12,441
I've never felt like this before.
673
01:10:13,522 --> 01:10:18,690
Let me put it this way: If you don't leave
Trevor alone, our friendship is over.
674
01:10:22,772 --> 01:10:25,155
That was pretty intense.
675
01:10:25,314 --> 01:10:28,491
What's that on your wrist?
- Nothing.
676
01:10:28,648 --> 01:10:31,575
I cut myself while peeling potatoes.
677
01:10:34,481 --> 01:10:37,860
Ten times in a row? Why?
678
01:10:39,648 --> 01:10:40,988
I can't remember.
679
01:10:45,982 --> 01:10:47,487
Seriously?
680
01:10:48,899 --> 01:10:51,447
How can you forget something like that?
681
01:10:53,649 --> 01:10:58,650
Maybe it was raining.
Or my favourite biscuits were sold out.
682
01:10:58,816 --> 01:11:01,613
Or I had a flat tyre.
I really can't remember.
683
01:11:02,691 --> 01:11:05,488
Sometimes everything turns pitch black.
684
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:09,577
What a downer.
Let's change the subject.
685
01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:13,740
No. Explain it to me some more.
686
01:11:15,734 --> 01:11:17,571
How do you mean, black?
687
01:11:20,484 --> 01:11:24,277
Have you ever had such a bad hangover
and felt so horrible...
688
01:11:24,443 --> 01:11:27,370
that you just wanted to curl up and die?
689
01:11:30,693 --> 01:11:32,033
I have.
690
01:11:33,776 --> 01:11:35,945
That's what I call light grey.
691
01:11:38,193 --> 01:11:40,872
Black feels a million times worse.
692
01:11:54,361 --> 01:11:55,783
Would you do it again?
693
01:11:58,444 --> 01:12:03,328
No, you can't get blood stains
out of carpets. Next time I'll take pills.
694
01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:05,868
What?
695
01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:19,413
And what's that? What is it?
696
01:12:19,571 --> 01:12:23,494
I've marked my erogenous zones.
697
01:12:25,696 --> 01:12:27,166
Just in case.
698
01:12:32,405 --> 01:12:33,744
Here.
699
01:12:38,863 --> 01:12:40,748
It's really handy.
700
01:13:10,865 --> 01:13:13,200
You idiot, watch where you're going.
701
01:13:39,992 --> 01:13:44,294
I'm sorry. Here are some dry clothes.
- Thanks.
702
01:13:48,367 --> 01:13:51,745
That colour looks good on you.
- Thanks.
703
01:13:51,909 --> 01:13:54,789
Here are some leftovers.
- Nice.
704
01:14:08,993 --> 01:14:10,629
You almost stepped on it.
705
01:14:22,202 --> 01:14:24,703
And now go straight for goal.
706
01:14:24,869 --> 01:14:26,919
What's wrong?
- Nothing.
707
01:14:30,869 --> 01:14:35,919
Focus, Edward.
Focus on those headlights.
708
01:14:38,536 --> 01:14:42,792
Would you like a piece of cake?
- No, I want you.
709
01:14:44,745 --> 01:14:46,085
Aren't we eager?
710
01:14:48,912 --> 01:14:50,501
Testosterone cannon.
711
01:14:55,996 --> 01:14:58,544
Maybe you should leave.
712
01:15:13,955 --> 01:15:18,791
Well, I could use a drink.
- White Lady?
713
01:15:20,122 --> 01:15:23,998
What do we drink to?
- A happy end?
714
01:15:25,122 --> 01:15:28,797
To a happy end it is.
- Yes, it's better like this.
715
01:15:28,956 --> 01:15:30,757
How do they say it?
716
01:15:34,748 --> 01:15:36,549
Right?
- That's nice.
717
01:15:37,665 --> 01:15:41,292
I'll cherish the memories.
- Yes, of course.
718
01:15:41,457 --> 01:15:43,211
I'm sure you have a few.
719
01:15:43,373 --> 01:15:49,714
Like that one time when we were
in a traffic jam and no one could see us.
720
01:15:49,874 --> 01:15:52,920
And you have the nicest behind
I have ever kissed.
721
01:16:03,291 --> 01:16:06,420
You thought that I...
- Yes, that's what I thought.
722
01:16:08,916 --> 01:16:12,756
We belong together.
I thought you'd choose me.
723
01:16:12,917 --> 01:16:16,461
You were arguing.
You're not wearing your wedding ring.
724
01:16:16,625 --> 01:16:20,003
Yes, that's because of the hamburgers.
725
01:16:25,584 --> 01:16:28,927
I'm choosing Alexandra.
- I don't believe you.
726
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:34,845
If you had one month to live,
with whom would you want to be?
727
01:16:35,001 --> 01:16:39,469
It's your life, Bor.
Choose that which makes you happy.
728
01:16:41,668 --> 01:16:44,549
I am.
- No, you're not.
729
01:16:46,793 --> 01:16:51,215
Listen, Alexandra and I have been trying
for years to get a child.
730
01:16:51,377 --> 01:16:53,629
Now we can adopt one.
731
01:16:53,794 --> 01:16:56,639
If she finds out,
you'll destroy everything.
732
01:16:56,794 --> 01:17:01,464
You can't destroy something that
is already destroyed. You want me.
733
01:17:01,628 --> 01:17:03,014
I know that.
734
01:17:17,837 --> 01:17:19,887
Now you know.
735
01:17:20,045 --> 01:17:23,968
I love him, and he loves me.
- Well...
736
01:17:27,546 --> 01:17:30,889
For how long?
- Three months and six days.
737
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:38,266
I have to...
738
01:17:47,922 --> 01:17:53,765
Honey, I...
- You, bastard. Three months.
739
01:17:53,922 --> 01:17:55,558
She's not even your type.
740
01:17:55,714 --> 01:18:00,349
I was lonely. You sat behind
your laptop, day and night.
741
01:18:00,506 --> 01:18:03,765
I was looking for a child to adopt.
742
01:18:05,381 --> 01:18:06,768
You, traitor.
743
01:18:08,423 --> 01:18:14,515
Calm down. It didn't mean anything.
- That makes it even worse.
744
01:18:20,757 --> 01:18:24,550
I'll pack my stuff tonight,
and then I'll leave.
745
01:18:29,424 --> 01:18:31,890
Come back here. I'm not done yet.
746
01:18:33,841 --> 01:18:37,978
What about our child?
- I don't know.
747
01:18:38,133 --> 01:18:42,969
Maybe you should do it by yourself.
- I can't do it by myself.
748
01:18:43,133 --> 01:18:44,520
I'm sorry.
749
01:18:45,092 --> 01:18:50,260
Why throw away four years of marriage?
750
01:18:50,425 --> 01:18:56,601
Everyone has a moment of weakness.
- Many moments of weakness.
751
01:18:56,759 --> 01:19:01,725
One very long moment of weakness.
752
01:19:01,884 --> 01:19:07,266
I won't let my family happiness
be destroyed by some slutty bitch...
753
01:19:07,426 --> 01:19:11,349
who can't keep her claws off
of someone else's husband.
754
01:19:11,510 --> 01:19:14,520
Bor, I want to do this together with you.
755
01:19:14,677 --> 01:19:21,101
Every week I see those poor
and lonely souls come in here...
756
01:19:21,260 --> 01:19:26,890
looking for a partner. I know how they
feel, because we were like that too.
757
01:19:27,052 --> 01:19:31,141
Coming home every evening
to a dark, empty house.
758
01:19:31,302 --> 01:19:35,521
Watch the Eurovision Song Contest
with the dog.
759
01:19:36,803 --> 01:19:39,600
Stepping into an empty bed by yourself.
760
01:19:39,761 --> 01:19:42,937
We did find that happiness.
761
01:19:43,095 --> 01:19:49,601
We're Bor, Alexandra and Femke.
So put that wedding ring back on.
762
01:19:53,304 --> 01:19:58,305
I don't like Femke as a name.
- My mother's name is Femke.
763
01:19:58,471 --> 01:20:01,232
But is she Chinese?
- No.
764
01:20:01,387 --> 01:20:04,766
Can these poor, lonely people
finally go home now?
765
01:20:06,429 --> 01:20:14,098
If you give us your match cards, we'll let
you know the results within 24 hours.
766
01:20:15,972 --> 01:20:20,724
I hope you had a pleasant
and fruitful evening.
767
01:20:21,764 --> 01:20:23,980
And now?
- Now?
768
01:20:24,805 --> 01:20:26,275
Now we're going to kiss.
769
01:20:34,098 --> 01:20:37,191
Why are you laughing?
You really shouldn't.
770
01:20:42,806 --> 01:20:44,608
It's those hairs. I'm sorry.
771
01:20:46,848 --> 01:20:51,814
This won't work.
- I'll get over it.
772
01:20:51,974 --> 01:20:53,644
No.
- It'll pass.
773
01:20:53,807 --> 01:20:56,818
We're going home, Jenny and I.
774
01:20:56,974 --> 01:21:01,478
I like you, but I just met you,
and I've known Jenny all her life.
775
01:21:01,641 --> 01:21:04,107
88 years in dog years.
776
01:21:04,266 --> 01:21:06,944
If we say goodbye now,
it won't hurt as much.
777
01:21:27,726 --> 01:21:30,570
Are we going to your place?
- No, to yours.
778
01:21:30,726 --> 01:21:35,775
We can't. There's asbestos in my home.
- How about a hotel?
779
01:21:40,310 --> 01:21:43,356
My girlfriend and I have
an open relationship.
780
01:21:43,518 --> 01:21:46,280
An open relationship...
781
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:50,654
Does she know that too,
or did you decide that by yourself?
782
01:21:50,810 --> 01:21:52,896
She probably has her secrets too.
783
01:21:55,894 --> 01:21:59,023
If this
stays between us,
no one will know about it.
784
01:22:01,894 --> 01:22:03,364
It was a nice day.
785
01:22:05,019 --> 01:22:06,406
Fine.
786
01:22:25,020 --> 01:22:28,529
Don't decide now.
I'll hear what the results are.
787
01:22:36,146 --> 01:22:37,865
Should I go after her?
788
01:22:41,730 --> 01:22:43,116
I'll go.
789
01:23:36,066 --> 01:23:37,488
There.
790
01:23:39,691 --> 01:23:45,617
I'm going to learn to cook Chinese.
I want Femke to feel at home.
791
01:23:45,775 --> 01:23:49,153
How about Chinese takeaway?
Femke is takeaway too.
792
01:23:58,692 --> 01:24:03,576
And I'll take Chinese classes with her.
In case she wants to go find her family.
793
01:24:03,734 --> 01:24:09,744
We'll record everything. All the things
we see there, the orphanage...
794
01:24:09,901 --> 01:24:11,323
As a souvenir.
795
01:24:12,735 --> 01:24:18,033
I'll have to buy a selfie stick.
- I'll make those pictures.
796
01:24:20,985 --> 01:24:22,407
No, you won't.
797
01:24:24,152 --> 01:24:25,704
I'll buy a selfie stick.
798
01:25:11,696 --> 01:25:13,699
I'm sorry, it's not your fault.
799
01:26:23,408 --> 01:26:24,748
You and me.
800
01:26:35,659 --> 01:26:38,919
Mika. Mika.
801
01:26:39,993 --> 01:26:41,415
Mika, wait.
802
01:27:02,494 --> 01:27:03,964
Could you stop here?
803
01:27:13,661 --> 01:27:15,048
Mika.
804
01:27:16,286 --> 01:27:17,708
Keep going.
805
01:27:33,954 --> 01:27:35,376
Mika, wait.
806
01:27:43,829 --> 01:27:45,714
I love you too.
- Yes?
807
01:28:06,414 --> 01:28:07,754
Time out.
808
01:28:09,081 --> 01:28:13,502
Don't you like it?
-It's pretty intense.
809
01:28:41,916 --> 01:28:43,421
Take it easy.
810
01:30:11,254 --> 01:30:12,641
There you go.
811
01:30:30,005 --> 01:30:31,427
Hi.
812
01:30:34,589 --> 01:30:37,765
I brought Jenny away for the day.
- I'm coming.
813
01:30:42,881 --> 01:30:46,674
I never want to see you again.
- Wait, Steph.
814
01:31:10,049 --> 01:31:12,632
Steph, wait.
815
01:31:14,924 --> 01:31:20,009
Look what I've brought.
Pizza with dog treats.
816
01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:25,140
You like that, don't you?
And I brought you something too.
817
01:31:26,467 --> 01:31:27,889
A pizza in eight pieces.
818
01:31:28,050 --> 01:31:32,802
Pizza funghi, pepperoni, quatro formaggi,
a bit of everything.
819
01:31:32,967 --> 01:31:35,219
I don't know what you like.
- Player.
820
01:31:37,259 --> 01:31:39,593
That was my sister.
821
01:31:44,468 --> 01:31:47,763
But it's all too complicated.
- What's complicated?
822
01:31:51,051 --> 01:31:53,932
Is that complicated?
- No.
823
01:31:57,343 --> 01:31:58,895
I'm sorry.
824
01:32:02,969 --> 01:32:07,473
You have it really bad.
It'll never get better.
825
01:32:09,677 --> 01:32:14,098
Stephanie, hold on. I don't care
if my eyes burn or my nose fills up.
826
01:32:14,261 --> 01:32:17,141
All I want, is to be with you.
827
01:32:18,553 --> 01:32:24,182
I've never met anyone
who made me feel this way.
828
01:32:24,345 --> 01:32:26,146
And I don't mean the allergy.
829
01:32:28,470 --> 01:32:33,982
I'll take all the necessary tablets.
Or else I'll keep a one metre distance.
830
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:42,225
Do you like taking walks?
- Yes, and running after balls.
831
01:32:42,387 --> 01:32:44,770
And I'm as loyal as a dog. Really.
832
01:33:21,056 --> 01:33:22,561
You forgot one.
833
01:34:11,392 --> 01:34:15,564
Waiting for your decision was
more exciting than a court case.
834
01:34:15,726 --> 01:34:18,192
What made you decide to choose me?
835
01:34:23,643 --> 01:34:27,519
What are you doing here?
- I could ask you the same thing.
836
01:34:29,852 --> 01:34:34,486
You both scored equally high
on my graphs.
837
01:34:34,644 --> 01:34:37,488
He can't choose.
I don't want your leftovers.
838
01:34:37,644 --> 01:34:39,896
Leftover?
- You're never satisfied.
839
01:34:40,060 --> 01:34:43,937
You need to look in the mirror.
- I don't have as much time as you.
840
01:34:44,102 --> 01:34:48,819
I invited you both because I was
hoping we'd find a solution together...
841
01:34:48,978 --> 01:34:51,277
to find out which one matches best.
842
01:34:52,311 --> 01:34:56,365
Marijke, we have so much in common.
843
01:34:56,520 --> 01:34:59,731
Danielle, when we danced,
I really felt something.
844
01:34:59,895 --> 01:35:03,107
Something?
Just Google the word 'erection'.
845
01:35:03,270 --> 01:35:07,656
Right, I'm off.
- No, hold on.
846
01:35:07,812 --> 01:35:14,070
Just wait a minute. Maybe
you can race around the fountain.
847
01:35:14,229 --> 01:35:16,481
What?
- One or two rounds.
848
01:35:16,646 --> 01:35:19,989
And the one who finishes first, wins.
849
01:35:21,729 --> 01:35:27,526
That's a really bad idea.
I'm sorry. I apologize.
850
01:36:33,650 --> 01:36:37,111
Don't just stand there. Go on.
- No, you go.
851
01:36:37,275 --> 01:36:40,949
You can have him.
- I don't want him anymore.
852
01:36:45,567 --> 01:36:50,119
You should have chosen. Not with
your head or tablet, but with your heart.
853
01:36:50,276 --> 01:36:54,448
Is that so difficult?
- Yes.
854
01:36:54,610 --> 01:36:56,826
But I think I know now.
- Too late.
855
01:36:58,735 --> 01:37:01,200
Want to go for a wine?
- Yes.
856
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:05,366
I said that I knew,
but she wasn't listening.
857
01:37:05,527 --> 01:37:08,870
Send her some flowers.
That's how dad did it with mom.
858
01:37:09,027 --> 01:37:11,742
Or buy her a present.
- She has everything.
859
01:37:11,902 --> 01:37:14,368
Everything?
- She drives a Mercedes.
860
01:37:15,944 --> 01:37:19,820
I don't know, I've never sent
anyone flowers. Would that help?
861
01:37:20,903 --> 01:37:23,581
You won't know until you try,
uncle Trevor.
862
01:37:29,570 --> 01:37:30,956
From Trevor.
863
01:37:32,820 --> 01:37:36,032
Remove it. It looks
like a crematorium in here.
864
01:37:45,279 --> 01:37:46,950
Sensitive fingers.
865
01:37:49,071 --> 01:37:54,286
Think about what I taught you:
compliment, introduction, action. Go.
866
01:37:57,488 --> 01:38:00,071
Try to trigger that positive memory. Go.
867
01:38:01,071 --> 01:38:02,458
That blue one is nice.
868
01:38:03,447 --> 01:38:08,366
Do you try to bore her to sleep and then
snuggle up to her with your hard-on?
869
01:38:08,530 --> 01:38:10,913
Come on, force that next step.
870
01:38:13,114 --> 01:38:16,990
I had found her.
The sweetest and most beautiful girl.
871
01:38:17,156 --> 01:38:21,079
You spoiled it with your smooth talk.
- I'm busy here.
872
01:38:22,156 --> 01:38:27,620
If I were an ice cream, I'd melt for you.
- Good. Well done.
873
01:38:27,781 --> 01:38:31,658
Not good at all. Don't listen to him.
He'll spoil everything.
874
01:38:31,823 --> 01:38:35,912
I really like you. I want to...
- Don't start talking about sex.
875
01:38:36,073 --> 01:38:38,657
Say you want to mate like a bonobo.
- Don't.
876
01:38:38,824 --> 01:38:41,040
I want to mate with you like a bonobo.
877
01:38:42,157 --> 01:38:46,033
Maybe we should start by having a drink.
878
01:38:49,657 --> 01:38:52,538
See? That's how you do it.
879
01:38:52,699 --> 01:38:57,085
If you still don't get that,
there's nothing I can teach you, Edward.
880
01:38:57,241 --> 01:38:59,624
You know what you should learn?
What?
881
01:39:01,908 --> 01:39:03,544
To respect women.
882
01:39:55,744 --> 01:39:57,131
Chantal.
883
01:39:59,911 --> 01:40:02,080
Get out of here. Chantal.
884
01:40:05,245 --> 01:40:08,706
Chantal. Chantal, please.
885
01:40:22,996 --> 01:40:27,168
Chantal, I've looked for you everywhere.
886
01:40:27,329 --> 01:40:29,463
Don't talk to the driver
- Chantal, please.
887
01:40:29,621 --> 01:40:32,667
Can everyone move to the back
as much as possible?
888
01:40:33,705 --> 01:40:38,173
I need to apologize to you.
- Wiltzanghlaan.
889
01:40:38,330 --> 01:40:43,047
I'm sorry about the other day.
I was rude, but I'm not like that at all.
890
01:40:43,205 --> 01:40:49,132
I did things that I didn't want to do,
but I thought I had to do them to score.
891
01:40:49,289 --> 01:40:51,920
I don't know who the real Edwin is.
892
01:40:52,081 --> 01:40:57,249
That sensitive guy I was cooking with,
or that idiot who tried to assault me.
893
01:40:57,414 --> 01:41:01,172
It's the first.
I'm a really normal guy, you know.
894
01:41:01,331 --> 01:41:06,167
All I do, is read books about entomology.
- What's that?
895
01:41:07,290 --> 01:41:10,715
That's the science of insects.
Very interesting.
896
01:41:10,874 --> 01:41:13,552
I'll never act like that again, I swear.
897
01:41:13,707 --> 01:41:20,463
Can I take you out for dinner?
- Sloterdijk railway station, terminus.
898
01:41:26,416 --> 01:41:30,884
No pressure. We can also go
to a snack bar or grab a coffee.
899
01:41:32,458 --> 01:41:35,255
Or if the weather is nice,
do a coffee-to-go.
900
01:41:49,667 --> 01:41:52,251
Look, it's a whole family now.
901
01:42:05,168 --> 01:42:07,420
Way to go, Chantal.
902
01:42:14,085 --> 01:42:20,047
It's so cute. Look, I'm right here.
903
01:42:20,211 --> 01:42:23,506
Mommy is here with you. My little baby.
904
01:42:25,336 --> 01:42:26,888
Are you getting tired?
905
01:42:28,086 --> 01:42:29,924
My little sweetheart.
906
01:42:31,545 --> 01:42:35,421
Trevor. At home, at the office.
He's been stalking me all week.
907
01:42:35,586 --> 01:42:37,257
What did he send you?
908
01:42:40,795 --> 01:42:42,466
Nothing.
909
01:43:08,463 --> 01:43:11,675
No way.
- Take it easy.
910
01:43:11,838 --> 01:43:14,173
Marijke will be right here.
- Go away.
911
01:43:14,339 --> 01:43:17,515
She thinks we're going out for lunch.
- But...
912
01:43:17,672 --> 01:43:19,142
Surprise her.
913
01:43:24,339 --> 01:43:25,761
Did she get my flowers?
914
01:43:28,214 --> 01:43:30,348
She thought they were beautiful.
915
01:43:35,340 --> 01:43:38,185
Hi.
- You?
916
01:43:38,340 --> 01:43:40,308
How are you?
917
01:43:40,465 --> 01:43:43,559
I'm going to have lunch with DaniƩlle.
918
01:43:45,925 --> 01:43:48,805
Please, listen to me.
919
01:43:48,965 --> 01:43:54,844
That other person's high score
was based on a miscalculation.
920
01:43:55,007 --> 01:43:56,429
Marijke, wait.
921
01:43:57,799 --> 01:44:01,557
You were my ideal match.
- He doesn't have an appointment.
922
01:44:01,716 --> 01:44:05,770
I was blinded by the calculations,
numbers and data.
923
01:44:08,633 --> 01:44:11,679
You told me to follow my heart.
I'm doing that now.
924
01:44:11,842 --> 01:44:15,267
Would you like an appointment
with another employee?
925
01:44:16,593 --> 01:44:20,646
Setting up a new office in the US
is quite a challenge.
926
01:44:20,801 --> 01:44:25,103
But Dutch lawyers are bold
and know what they're doing.
927
01:44:28,301 --> 01:44:34,263
Marijke. Will you please listen to me?
This is really important.
928
01:44:34,426 --> 01:44:37,354
We'll start with tax law
and corporate lawyers.
929
01:44:37,510 --> 01:44:40,225
First Chicago,
then New York and Atlanta.
930
01:44:40,385 --> 01:44:43,680
The big cities,
that's where we want to get a foothold.
931
01:44:48,219 --> 01:44:51,265
They know what they're doing.
932
01:44:51,427 --> 01:44:55,386
Didn't he do Emergent Sky Finance?
- Trevor, go away.
933
01:44:55,552 --> 01:44:58,931
Trevor van der Berg, that's his name.
Very smart guy.
934
01:45:03,761 --> 01:45:06,179
Marja, can you call security?
935
01:45:06,345 --> 01:45:09,521
They're...
- Vermeulen. Yes, I can see that.
936
01:45:10,803 --> 01:45:13,731
I can no longer eat,
I can no longer sleep.
937
01:45:13,887 --> 01:45:18,272
I make a mess of things at work.
You're constantly on my mind.
938
01:45:21,804 --> 01:45:23,475
All I can think of is you.
939
01:45:27,138 --> 01:45:32,352
What does your tablet say?
- What does your tablet say?
940
01:45:33,888 --> 01:45:36,306
Google recognized all the symptoms.
941
01:45:36,471 --> 01:45:40,015
And what do you think?
- And what do you think?
942
01:45:47,764 --> 01:45:51,107
I know for certain...
- That I'm madly in love with you.
943
01:45:53,431 --> 01:45:56,607
No, that I love you.
944
01:46:02,181 --> 01:46:03,817
May I kiss you?
945
01:46:16,849 --> 01:46:19,895
I would like to take a few days off.
As of now.
946
01:46:20,933 --> 01:46:24,691
How many holidays does she have?
- Forty, sir.
947
01:46:25,724 --> 01:46:27,111
It was high time.
948
01:46:36,725 --> 01:46:38,396
Be careful, it's hot.
949
01:46:38,558 --> 01:46:43,442
I thought this love could never happen.
- But lightning always strikes twice.
950
01:46:43,601 --> 01:46:47,820
I thought that was a myth.
- I just said it to comfort you.
951
01:46:47,975 --> 01:46:51,400
You may even run into a human ape.
952
01:46:51,559 --> 01:46:54,984
Someone who comes to give me
a kiss at work every day.
953
01:46:56,392 --> 01:46:58,894
I never want to have
a secret love again.
954
01:46:59,059 --> 01:47:03,362
Now I have a lover who wants
to show me to the whole world.
955
01:47:03,518 --> 01:47:05,486
Every night.
956
01:47:05,643 --> 01:47:08,653
Or loving yourself.
- That's what I'll teach you.
957
01:47:08,810 --> 01:47:10,481
Ladies, attack.
958
01:47:11,518 --> 01:47:15,394
Loving your fellow man.
I love all of them, and they love me.
959
01:47:17,685 --> 01:47:21,146
Loving a girl that takes my breath away.
960
01:47:21,310 --> 01:47:25,317
I'm quite breathtaking, you know.
- Luckily I have an inhaler.
961
01:47:29,103 --> 01:47:33,109
Loving someone you want
to share the rest of your life with.
962
01:47:35,853 --> 01:47:40,938
I thought that I had found
my great love in Bor.
963
01:47:41,103 --> 01:47:46,318
But I was wrong.
My great love is my daughter, Femke.
964
01:47:47,770 --> 01:47:51,065
I had found my soulmate
and lost him again.
965
01:47:51,229 --> 01:47:55,650
But he came back
and all I had to say then, was:
966
01:47:57,562 --> 01:47:58,949
I love you too.
967
01:51:03,114 --> 01:51:07,251
Translation: Neven Curlin
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