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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:33,804 --> 00:00:38,214 SUCH IS LIFE 2 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,145 Are we going? 3 00:01:46,215 --> 00:01:49,091 I've been ready for a half hour. I'm waiting for you. 4 00:01:49,266 --> 00:01:52,563 Start with the sound, then the visual. - OK. 5 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,644 OK, just like in rehearsal. You know the pauses by now. 6 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,080 Starting! 7 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:05,426 Film, in some of its most characteristic stories, 8 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:09,320 takes from life elements of truth to represent fiction. 9 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:15,947 Thus, we have on the screen: workers, fishermen, teachers, etc. 10 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:20,636 Sometimes their characters are depicted with a remarkable truth and authority. 11 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,837 They represent themselves. 12 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,438 Fortunia Film wanted to switch this around.. 13 00:02:28,923 --> 00:02:32,250 and has given to directors and professional actors, an author.. 14 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,092 who has written from life and for life. 15 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:39,590 Above all, for the teachings which can be taken from it. 16 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:46,507 "Such is Life" is a film with its lights, shadows and teachings 17 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:49,366 taken from four novellas of Luigi Pirandello. 18 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,682 "The Jar" tells us that common sense is preferable to squabbling. 19 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:01,440 "The Fan".. "The Fan" is a hymn to life. 20 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:07,114 It is made up of charming, vain, foolish things. 21 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,581 "The Certificate". 22 00:03:09,651 --> 00:03:15,951 "The Certificate" shows that superstition when carried to excess is like a plague. 23 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,480 I said when carried to excess. 24 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:23,322 "The Tight Tailcoat". Well, you'll see.. 25 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,427 and each will draw his own conclusions 26 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:30,282 agreeing that, "Such is Life". 27 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,400 THE JAR 28 00:04:09,785 --> 00:04:12,012 Blessed Virgin! 29 00:04:29,466 --> 00:04:33,594 Trisuzza! Trisuzza, the clothes! - Why are you yelling so? 30 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:36,228 A storm is coming! It'll rain! Hurry! 31 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:39,319 You're not glad? It hasn't rained in 3 months! 32 00:04:39,389 --> 00:04:42,517 The clothes! Get them! The storm's about to burst! 33 00:04:42,715 --> 00:04:48,716 The harvest! What'll the boss say? If it rains, he's going to give me hell! 34 00:04:49,246 --> 00:04:51,000 Who's singing? 35 00:04:51,786 --> 00:04:54,698 Shut up and hurry! Can't you see it's going to rain? 36 00:04:54,768 --> 00:04:57,690 What's eating you? - I hope it does rain! 37 00:04:57,760 --> 00:05:01,138 If Don Lol� goes to the window and hears you singing, how mad he'll be! 38 00:05:01,208 --> 00:05:05,320 You can't even sing around here! - Damn, the manure! Shut up! 39 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:16,008 You have to come now! What can you do now with this weather? 40 00:05:16,078 --> 00:05:18,828 Unload it. - The boss expected you this morning. 41 00:05:18,898 --> 00:05:22,417 The manure needs better timing. A storm's coming! - Boom! 42 00:05:26,666 --> 00:05:28,080 Trisuzza! 43 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:31,267 Trisuzza! 44 00:05:31,337 --> 00:05:33,240 Yeah, let's go flirt now! 45 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,645 Don Lol�! Don Lol�! 46 00:05:37,715 --> 00:05:40,985 I've come to tell you the donkey's arrived with the manure. 47 00:05:41,055 --> 00:05:44,330 At this hour? In this weather? 48 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,520 Right down! Come and get the lawyer's suitcase! 49 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:54,369 Don Lol�, may I have a word? - What is it? 50 00:05:54,439 --> 00:05:58,108 Don't leave it out there, bring it in! - No! No! A hundred times no! 51 00:05:58,178 --> 00:06:01,000 It must stay there! - But with this wind and the storm! 52 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:05,104 Damn, you want to drive me crazy! - Don Lol�! The jar! 53 00:06:07,705 --> 00:06:10,400 May I, counselor? - Ah, good, it's you! 54 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:12,738 Take my suitcase and take it to the car. 55 00:06:13,171 --> 00:06:14,904 Is it ready? - Yes, it is. 56 00:06:15,309 --> 00:06:19,364 Does your lordship really want to leave in this bad weather? It's gonna rain. 57 00:06:19,434 --> 00:06:21,969 I'm leaving even if it were the Second Flood. 58 00:06:22,138 --> 00:06:24,986 Oh, my head is pounding. Go! 59 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:28,059 The doctor prescribed me a little country air 60 00:06:28,129 --> 00:06:31,301 and like a fool, I accepted your master's invitation. 61 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:37,038 I've been down here for three days and all I heard was about that jar! 62 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,330 I know! He never lets it rest. - Do you know what's this jar like? 63 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:46,842 It's huge! As big as a man! It looks like an abbess. - Really? 64 00:06:46,979 --> 00:06:50,615 And he says they ripped him off, that it's too small.. 65 00:06:50,771 --> 00:06:54,170 that he wanted it bigger. - Bigger? Impossible! 66 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,440 I can't stand your master anymore. I'm outta here! - Counselor! 67 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,210 You hear him? No way! Come on, let's go. Let's go! 68 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:05,491 Counselor! - He'll be right down in a sec! 69 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,140 I've never been fooled by anyone! 70 00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:14,581 You put the bags when and where I say! And now that it's raining, you can't! 71 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,993 I'm unloading then I'm leaving! - Ntoni! 72 00:07:17,063 --> 00:07:19,160 Try it! - Ntoni! - You know what this is? 73 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:22,425 A prayer book. - It's the law code and it's clear! 74 00:07:22,495 --> 00:07:25,615 I'll report you, got it? - Do what you want! 75 00:07:25,685 --> 00:07:28,295 You ordered 5 loads of manure and I brought it! 76 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:31,297 There's the law! Let's hear the lawyer! - Be still! 77 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:33,418 Counselor! Counselor! You be the judge! 78 00:07:33,488 --> 00:07:36,734 This idiot comes with five donkeys to deliver a load of manure. 79 00:07:36,804 --> 00:07:40,158 A storm's coming and he threatens.. - It's not true, Counselor! 80 00:07:40,228 --> 00:07:44,066 I didn't threaten anyone! - Leave the lawyer alone. He's here for me, not you! 81 00:07:44,304 --> 00:07:47,552 He's ignorant, he won't let me speak. It's going to rain soon 82 00:07:47,622 --> 00:07:50,555 and he threatened to dump the manure. - And if it doesn't rain? 83 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:55,485 Not rain! - No, no, come with me. You're wrong. You're wrong. 84 00:07:56,080 --> 00:07:57,400 What happens now? 85 00:07:57,756 --> 00:08:02,561 Why am I wrong? - Because he delivered the manure on the agreed day and place. 86 00:08:02,631 --> 00:08:07,930 But there's a storm coming! - But you don't know for sure. Come, cheer up! 87 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:11,450 No, Counselor. How can you abandon me at this moment.. 88 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:14,410 And the jar? What are we going to do? 89 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:18,819 Reconsider before you leave. These storms are dangerous. 90 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:23,581 You can go tomorrow morning. - Impossible, Don Lol�, I must go. 91 00:08:23,651 --> 00:08:26,400 Come on, flick the whip! Goodbye, Don Lol�! 92 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,845 The jar? - The jar! The jar! How many times have I told you? Put it inside! 93 00:08:32,915 --> 00:08:34,923 With this weather, God deliver us! 94 00:08:40,677 --> 00:08:43,610 Pass long! Don't get close! - Why? - What is it? 95 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,250 Go pick the olives but don't get too close! 96 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:49,833 Afraid we'll steal that? - I know nothing! Get away! 97 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:53,330 Go on! Get! Fillic�! Tarar�! 98 00:08:53,715 --> 00:08:56,781 Come on, hurry! - What is it? - We're coming! 99 00:09:00,142 --> 00:09:03,276 This is important, you understand? The boss paid dear for it. 100 00:09:03,346 --> 00:09:06,829 We'll carry it and bring it inside. You with me and you keep guard. 101 00:09:06,899 --> 00:09:10,960 Let no one near it, got it? Let's make room in the cellar. - OK. 102 00:09:11,090 --> 00:09:16,494 How nice! It rains, it rains, it rains. The cat dances and sings.. 103 00:09:16,564 --> 00:09:19,440 while looking the other way.. 104 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,273 Blessed Mother! 105 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,040 Mpari-P�! Mpari-P�! The jar! 106 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:27,362 Huh? - The jar is broken! - What? 107 00:09:27,432 --> 00:09:31,435 It's not my fault! I swear on the cross! - Holy Mother! 108 00:09:31,505 --> 00:09:35,240 How did it happen? - Holy Virgin! - Oh, God! 109 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:39,340 It was you! - No, I swear! It was cracked! Look on the back! 110 00:09:39,410 --> 00:09:43,850 God's wrath! - Don't involve me! I'm leaving it, I'm out of here! 111 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:48,250 My legs are shaking. And who'll tell Don Lol� it's broken? 112 00:09:48,573 --> 00:09:53,516 I won't! Either you go or you! - I'll go! - You? 113 00:09:54,332 --> 00:09:57,920 Yeah, I'll go. If you knew how much I'll enjoy it! 114 00:09:58,049 --> 00:10:01,760 But you're crazy! - What will he do? Eat me? 115 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:04,987 Come on, be happy! Now the laughing begins! 116 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:08,948 Don Lol�! 117 00:10:13,792 --> 00:10:18,090 Bad news, Don Lol�! - What's with this idiot? 118 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:22,365 Hurry, I've no time! Spit out what you have to say! 119 00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:25,656 Don Lol�.. the new jar.. - Well? 120 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,683 ..is broken! - Who was it? 121 00:10:28,753 --> 00:10:34,129 Nobody. It broke by itself. - Nobody? Really? Nobody? 122 00:10:34,199 --> 00:10:38,253 And you enjoy telling me! I can see it in your eyes! 123 00:10:38,323 --> 00:10:41,074 But as God exists, this time.. 124 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:46,256 Don Lol�! If you even dare touch her this much! 125 00:10:46,326 --> 00:10:50,271 All in cahoots, eh? All against me! I'll send you all to jail! 126 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:54,182 In jail! The law is clear! In jail! 127 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:02,948 How did it really happen? - Those guys were dying with fear, so I came. 128 00:11:03,018 --> 00:11:07,078 Because you knew I was here, right? Because of that, right? 129 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:15,458 Repairer! 130 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:23,389 Who has broken dishes? I fix broken bowls! 131 00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:28,566 Uncle Dima! Uncle Dima! For heaven's sake, come with me. 132 00:11:28,636 --> 00:11:33,569 There's been an accident! The jar.. Don Lol� Zirafa's jar is broken! 133 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:38,613 All cracked! Only you can fix it! - Did you say Don Lol� Zirafa? 134 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,860 I don't like him. I know he fights with everybody. 135 00:11:43,930 --> 00:11:47,027 Uncle Dima, don't forsake us! He's furious! 136 00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:51,050 He'll take it out on us poor wretches! What could it cost you to come? 137 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:55,387 You can fix the jar with your glue stick and we'll all breathe easier. 138 00:11:55,600 --> 00:12:00,810 Only you can save us! - Let's go. - Thank you, Uncle Dima! 139 00:12:01,044 --> 00:12:05,904 Sometimes when they cook in the oven, some sparks get caught inside. 140 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:09,324 It explodes and bam! Like someone fired a shot. 141 00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:13,670 I paid a fortune for this! I'll sue that damned potter! 142 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:17,378 In the Courts! In appeal! In cassation! I'll wipe him so clean they'll say, 143 00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:19,764 "The potter has nothing!" - Don Lol�! 144 00:12:19,834 --> 00:12:22,435 What? - He's here! - Who now? - Uncle Dima. 145 00:12:22,505 --> 00:12:27,388 What does he want? What? - He's a man of few words. A little crabby. 146 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:31,149 And don't you greet anyone when you are presented? 147 00:12:31,219 --> 00:12:33,334 Greet him, greet him! He's the boss! 148 00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:39,753 Do you need my work or my greeting? My work, I bet! 149 00:12:40,141 --> 00:12:43,362 Tell me what I gotta do and I'll do it. 150 00:12:43,432 --> 00:12:46,436 If words cost you so much, why don't you spare me them? 151 00:12:46,506 --> 00:12:51,847 Can't you see what must be done? Dima, fix this nice jar with your glue. 152 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:53,776 He doesn't show his glue to anybody. 153 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,590 And what is it? The consecrated host? 154 00:12:56,759 --> 00:13:00,491 I want to know if you can fix my jar! 155 00:13:00,561 --> 00:13:02,589 Like this? Now? 156 00:13:02,718 --> 00:13:07,270 I'll believe it when I see it. I need time. 157 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:11,259 Let's see what he does.. - He's taking from the bag.. 158 00:13:30,031 --> 00:13:31,313 Are we done? 159 00:13:34,142 --> 00:13:37,815 That must be the glue. - I'm starting to feel something here. 160 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:46,640 Glasses! 161 00:13:46,902 --> 00:13:49,516 Glasses. - It looks like a halter. 162 00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:54,088 We thought it was the glue! - Yeah. Who knows what we thought! 163 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,883 Look at him. He's in no hurry! 164 00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:19,846 Well? 165 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,068 It can be fixed. - At last, the court has delivered sentence! 166 00:14:24,138 --> 00:14:28,404 Know that I don't trust your glue. I want it patched! 167 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:33,065 Hey, what are you doing? - I'm going. - Goddamn it! Is this how you behave? 168 00:14:33,135 --> 00:14:37,266 You miserable pain in the ass! I need it for oil and it's leaking! 169 00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:40,438 Just glue for a mile of cracks? I want it patched! 170 00:14:40,790 --> 00:14:43,290 It's all the same. - How? - Ignorant! 171 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,825 Yeah? - Patch it! The old lady with the creaky teeth says, 172 00:14:47,895 --> 00:14:51,283 "I'm broken and fixed." Now listen to me. 173 00:14:51,464 --> 00:14:56,490 If this jar doesn't ring like a bell with just glue alone.. 174 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:59,555 Leave off the preaching! 175 00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:04,403 If everything screams to patch it, then it'd be wise to patch it! 176 00:15:04,473 --> 00:15:08,410 Wise? Ignorance! - Ignorance? Pigheaded! 177 00:15:08,624 --> 00:15:11,352 Here's the jar. If you agree, fine. 178 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:15,574 Otherwise, you can get out, because nobody will deal with you! 179 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:29,998 Alright. - Do it fast! Fast! The storm'll come any moment! 180 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:34,979 Three months without rain! Three months! And just today, I had to pick olives! 181 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,962 Give me someone to help me remove the broken part. 182 00:15:39,032 --> 00:15:40,400 The jar is large. 183 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,373 You, come here! Help him! 184 00:15:43,571 --> 00:15:49,558 What are you doing? Back to work! Go unload it in the storeroom! Hurry! 185 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,979 Is it true you received the glue formula in a dream. 186 00:15:57,049 --> 00:16:00,080 Yes. - And who appeared to you? - My father. 187 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:03,028 Ah, it was your father who told you how to make it? 188 00:16:03,098 --> 00:16:06,387 Idiot! Do you know who my father is? - No, who? 189 00:16:06,457 --> 00:16:09,413 The devil who'll devour you! - Holy Virgin! Mother of God! 190 00:16:09,483 --> 00:16:13,108 There, take this. Now help me get inside. 191 00:16:13,178 --> 00:16:15,082 Inside? - Of course. 192 00:16:15,152 --> 00:16:18,520 If I have to seal the cracks, I need to seal them inside. 193 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,970 Help me now to put it here. Good. Slowly! Slowly! 194 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:31,748 Easy! Easy! Very good. Good. Set it in place. 195 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,351 Very good! 196 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,141 Pull it now! You see? It won't come off anymore! 197 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,714 Go tell your boss! 198 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:46,016 Hand me the pliers. - Excuse me.. - What is it? 199 00:16:46,185 --> 00:16:48,362 Are you sure you can get out of there? 200 00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:51,514 You horse's ass! I've always gotten out of the jars! 201 00:16:51,584 --> 00:16:54,617 But that one looks a little narrow at the mouth. 202 00:16:55,038 --> 00:16:58,027 Try it. - Nonsense! Here's how it's done! - Your arm! 203 00:16:58,097 --> 00:17:03,313 Put out your arm. - What? Holy Devil, I can't get out? 204 00:17:03,489 --> 00:17:07,734 Go easy, please! Easy! The belly's so big, but the mouth's so small! 205 00:17:07,804 --> 00:17:11,923 I told you! Let's see if forcing it.. - No, no, no! That's worse! 206 00:17:11,993 --> 00:17:14,802 My shoulder is stuck. - I see! You have a lot there. 207 00:17:14,872 --> 00:17:16,868 You saying I'm a hunchback? 208 00:17:16,938 --> 00:17:21,625 No, no, no.. - You said before the break was at the mouth of the jar. 209 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,690 What do we do? - I know. 210 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,186 Take the hammer from there and break the jar. - The hammer? - Yes. 211 00:17:27,256 --> 00:17:30,062 Your honor is crazy! - What? You're crazy! 212 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:33,069 I want out! - It was expensive! 213 00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,320 Help! - Don Lol�! 214 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,975 Help! - Punishment of God! 215 00:17:38,045 --> 00:17:41,130 Uncle Dima! I'll pray to my grandma's soul for you! 216 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,720 Drop dead! Get me out of here! 217 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:47,583 Well? Huh? - Break it with a hammer! 218 00:17:47,653 --> 00:17:50,932 What? Now that it's fixed? - You want me to stay here? 219 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:53,352 That depends. - Break the jar! 220 00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:57,900 No, don't break the jar! Don't break it! Don't touch that jar! 221 00:17:57,970 --> 00:18:00,250 This is a new case that never happened before. 222 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,549 Either break it or at my own risk, I'll roll into a tree! 223 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,050 Quick! Saddle up the horse! The horse! 224 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:11,316 I'll go to the lawyer! This is a new case! It needs a lawyer! 225 00:18:11,386 --> 00:18:16,602 In the meantime, I'll pay what I owe. Here you go, here you go. 226 00:18:16,672 --> 00:18:23,450 10 lire for the work. You all saw that! - I don't care! Open it or I'll break it! 227 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:28,883 Take the rope and tie it quickly! You'll come out if the lawyer says so! 228 00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,410 Help! - Uncle Dima! 229 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,061 The horse is ready. - And the box? How am I going to get on? 230 00:18:34,131 --> 00:18:35,704 Here it is. - Tie it well! 231 00:18:35,774 --> 00:18:39,583 Tie it well because if that jar breaks, I'll have you all in court! 232 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:43,720 Where are you going, master? Who knows where the lawyer is now? - Go to hell! 233 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,948 If that jar breaks, you'll get it too! - Don Lol�! 234 00:18:47,211 --> 00:18:49,276 It's starting to rain! 235 00:18:50,178 --> 00:18:51,830 What will happen now? 236 00:18:52,474 --> 00:18:55,094 Hey, bad people, is this how you repay me? 237 00:18:55,164 --> 00:18:58,551 Calm down, it's just rain. - I can't stand you. 238 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,698 I told you I didn't want anything to do with your master! 239 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:07,004 I'm here because of you people! - Calm down, they'll be here soon. 240 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:10,892 Oh! There they are! The boss and the lawyer! 241 00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:16,616 Lawyer or no lawyer, I want out! Hey, I'm getting all wet! 242 00:19:16,686 --> 00:19:21,624 You hear him, counselor? You hear? You laugh because it doesn't affect you! 243 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:26,091 You mean you kept him in there? Don't you know that's a crime? 244 00:19:26,161 --> 00:19:27,880 Yes, indeed: kidnapping. 245 00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,928 Who kidnapped him? He kidnapped himself! 246 00:19:30,998 --> 00:19:34,762 Hey, come here! You get out! Get out! 247 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:42,164 Get out! The jar is mine! And the land! And the olives! 248 00:19:42,295 --> 00:19:45,770 It's all mine! Get out of there! - You try to get me out! 249 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:49,037 May I say something? - Yes, speak! 250 00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:54,170 They're are two cases: on your side, you must free this man 251 00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:58,150 and on the other side, you must answer for the damage caused 252 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,850 getting him into a jar without warning him how to get out. 253 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,385 And so, what do you conclude, sir? 254 00:20:04,455 --> 00:20:07,610 Take it up with the potter who made the mouth too narrow! 255 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,809 And did the potter also make your humpback? 256 00:20:10,879 --> 00:20:14,736 You ordered it. This hump has gone in and out of every jar, 257 00:20:14,806 --> 00:20:16,570 like the doors in my house! 258 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:20,592 I've been doing this for 30 years! Counselor, I want out! 259 00:20:20,662 --> 00:20:24,172 You were obligated to measure it before entering. 260 00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:26,628 Then he must compensate me for the jar! 261 00:20:26,698 --> 00:20:31,840 Easy! Compensate you, yes, but as if it were new? It's broken! 262 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,838 But he fixed it! So, it's sound! 263 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:40,470 If I break it to get him out, he couldn't fix it anymore! And must I lose the jar? 264 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:45,120 Uncle Dima must also answer for his part. - Part? What part? 265 00:20:45,404 --> 00:20:47,575 No more umbrella! It stopped raining. 266 00:20:48,646 --> 00:20:51,448 The sun is out. Wait one moment! 267 00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:55,903 Let me pass. - Yes, come, counselor, there's only you here.. 268 00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:03,728 Listen, your glue is good or it's not, you agree? 269 00:21:04,152 --> 00:21:10,145 If it's not, you're a fraud. If it is.. the jar as is must have value. 270 00:21:10,308 --> 00:21:14,227 With me inside? - No, I'm not joking. Like so, how it is! 271 00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:19,450 This is as leaky as a sieve. What do you think it's worth? A third? 272 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:22,619 I paid four ounces. That'd be 1 ounce and thirty-three. 273 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:26,330 Less yes, more no. - I'll take your word! 274 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,796 Give Don Lol�, one ounce and thirty-three. 275 00:21:28,866 --> 00:21:34,170 Who? Me? To him? Someone's crazy, counselor! 276 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:39,370 I'll rot here! - This is good! 277 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,040 You said it! 278 00:21:42,231 --> 00:21:46,385 Bring the carriage, we're leaving. - Counselor, what's to be done? 279 00:21:46,455 --> 00:21:49,850 But he wants to stay there of his own free will, Don Lol�. 280 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:53,324 Sorry.. - Don't leave me right now! Don't! 281 00:21:53,394 --> 00:21:59,569 Counselor! Hey, Counselor! I'll rot here! 282 00:21:59,639 --> 00:22:03,464 You're all witnesses! It's he who doesn't want to leave! 283 00:22:03,534 --> 00:22:07,421 So as not to pay what the lawyer arranged! - You're wrong! 284 00:22:07,796 --> 00:22:10,311 I'm not in here for the fun of it! 285 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:15,113 Get me out and I'll cut a jig! 286 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:19,850 Counselor, couldn't you site him for abuse of lodging? 287 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:23,640 Why not? Send him a bailiff with an eviction notice! 288 00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:28,154 Here's ten lire. Run and get me some wine and fried fish! 289 00:22:28,279 --> 00:22:32,960 And pickled peppers? - That too. Let's have a party! 290 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,770 Have a little patience. - Any advice, sir! Any counsel? 291 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:41,155 Let him stay there all night and you'll see by tomorrow morning 292 00:22:41,225 --> 00:22:43,370 he'll want to be let out. - You think so? 293 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:46,250 Be careful, Don Lol�! Be careful! 294 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,720 One more advice! - Don't get angry, Don Lol�! 295 00:22:56,218 --> 00:22:58,120 Sir.. 296 00:23:20,897 --> 00:23:22,480 A snack, sir? 297 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,269 Don Lol�! They're dancing! 298 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,360 It's Trisuzza! And the muleteer! What a nice couple! 299 00:23:59,128 --> 00:24:03,760 Enough! Enough! I'll do something crazy! Crazy! 300 00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:05,941 What'll you do? Where are you going? 301 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,720 Out! Out! 302 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:16,652 Don Lol�! 303 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:20,890 Where you you think you are? In the tavern? This is my house! 304 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:26,292 This land is mine! This is my house! Out! Enough! Out! 305 00:24:26,640 --> 00:24:30,268 Get out! Get out of here! 306 00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:34,729 For the last time, are you getting out of there, yes or no? 307 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,680 Break the jar and I'll leave. 308 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:42,191 Oh yeah? Then go to hell! - Holy Virgin! 309 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:50,200 You've killed him! 310 00:24:52,731 --> 00:24:55,160 Uncle Dima! Uncle Dima! 311 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,320 Is he dead? 312 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,786 Uncle Dima! He's alive! He's alive! 313 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:05,920 He's alive! He's alive! 314 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,720 He's laughing! 315 00:25:15,120 --> 00:25:19,061 He's not dead! Viva Uncle Dima! 316 00:25:19,131 --> 00:25:21,640 Shall we carry him on our shoulders? 317 00:25:31,938 --> 00:25:36,040 You see how one loses by being crabby and litigious? 318 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,360 Common sense in life, life teaches. 319 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,960 THE FAN 320 00:26:12,264 --> 00:26:18,960 # I want to be with you every hour and moment. 321 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:26,200 # I want to be with you all my life. 322 00:26:27,245 --> 00:26:33,546 # Always with you, near to you, you won't suffer. 323 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:41,240 # Without you, away from you, I die. 324 00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:50,680 # I want to live with you the good life. 325 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:58,440 # I want to be with you in your arms forever. 326 00:27:00,131 --> 00:27:01,576 Thanks, sir. 327 00:27:07,655 --> 00:27:15,040 # You beside me, I beside you, always so. 328 00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:26,440 # And do you know why? I want to know to live. 329 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,210 Oh, be good! 330 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:06,000 Sir, for God's sake, spare a coin this poor creature. 331 00:28:06,070 --> 00:28:07,480 Go on now. 332 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,680 We'll get by. God will provide. 333 00:28:15,254 --> 00:28:16,800 Ah, damn it! 334 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:21,520 What a way to behave! 335 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,600 How old is he? - A year and a half. 336 00:28:29,207 --> 00:28:32,148 You have a husband? - Married by the Church. 337 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,813 Ah, by the Church? - So? Isn't he still my husband? 338 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,276 Eh, no, it's not good enough. - How is it not? 339 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,890 It's not and you know it. You need to be married at City Hall. 340 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:46,348 I do know. God, how I know. 341 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,960 That's why I decided to come to Rome. 342 00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:53,726 Man is a hunter, you know. First he wheedles you, 343 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,128 then he gives you a child, and then it's "see ya". 344 00:28:57,583 --> 00:29:02,240 But you should've used your head. Should've got some money from him. 345 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,120 Instead, I bet he's a deadbeat, right? 346 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:08,482 He'd say that my money is in my chest. 347 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,920 But how could I with a child no more than one and a half? 348 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:15,770 I didn't want to come to Rome to be a nurse, but he.. 349 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,440 He wanted to sneak off, I bet. - Who knows. 350 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,840 Where do you live now? 351 00:29:23,437 --> 00:29:26,040 At the broker's, near the station. 352 00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,816 I don't have to pay zilch. 353 00:29:29,046 --> 00:29:32,037 His wife, Mrs. Adele, was nice at first. 354 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:38,216 Now she's beginning to ask me to pay for the bed and soup that she's given me. 355 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,093 Bah! Since I wasn't paying a cent, 356 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:48,214 one day she asked me if I go and be nice to a gentleman friend of hers. 357 00:29:48,715 --> 00:29:50,353 You understand? Me? 358 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:55,930 Why not? - You believe that? My milk dried up due to rage. 359 00:29:56,416 --> 00:30:01,000 Not even a drop left, poor thing! - Then what happened? 360 00:30:01,173 --> 00:30:04,280 What happened was Mrs. Adele wanted to take everything. 361 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:09,770 The coral necklace, everything. Since this morning, I've been on the street. 362 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,880 You've made him? Deal with it! - I've made him? Yeah, I did.. 363 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,760 And God has punished me, but he makes him suffer too, poor thing! 364 00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,104 What has he done? 365 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:27,480 God isn't fair. 366 00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:31,134 And if he were, just imagine! 367 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,784 We'll scrape by. - This world! 368 00:30:35,139 --> 00:30:37,600 Is a great pity, this world. 369 00:30:39,799 --> 00:30:44,172 Here. You want it? - Yes! God will repay you. 370 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,889 I'll eat it. Can you believe I've been fasting since this morning? 371 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,302 Look! Food, Nino! Good! 372 00:30:54,515 --> 00:30:58,369 This is a luxury! Food! Food! 373 00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:05,183 Let's see the soldiers! 374 00:31:32,381 --> 00:31:35,128 Look at the soldiers, so handsome! 375 00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,600 Let's go play! Let's go! Come! Come on! 376 00:32:33,340 --> 00:32:34,880 What a cute kid! 377 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,600 You like the military, eh? 378 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:41,963 When you're older, you'll make a nice corporal! 379 00:32:42,095 --> 00:32:46,475 Eh! How fast you go! How they want you to grow, poor child! 380 00:32:51,557 --> 00:32:54,685 What a beautiful girl! 381 00:33:27,595 --> 00:33:33,319 Look how many children! Go play with them! Go on! You want to? 382 00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,189 Ma'am, with your permission, 383 00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:41,415 if you ever need a woman to do laundry or for other chores.. 384 00:33:42,103 --> 00:33:43,480 No, thanks. 385 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,480 No? OK. 386 00:33:47,910 --> 00:33:49,949 What a bore! 387 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:53,278 Must I have you always tied to my apron strings? 388 00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:57,294 You want to see the baby? Come! - Go! Go! 389 00:33:59,420 --> 00:34:02,079 No! No! 390 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,325 No, poor boy! He took your bread! 391 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:10,810 He's crying now, you see? He's hungry. Give him a piece. 392 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:13,181 No! - Ma'am! 393 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,440 Ma'am! 394 00:34:25,399 --> 00:34:26,744 Come now.. 395 00:34:27,414 --> 00:34:32,375 Let me take a piece! - Mommy! Mommy! 396 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:34,234 Ninni! 397 00:34:36,794 --> 00:34:38,160 Ninni, dear! 398 00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:41,880 What is it, Ninni? - Nothing, ma'am. 399 00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:45,880 Your son took my baby's bread. - Oh. 400 00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:50,198 He's crying because he wants it. Now what do I do to calm him? 401 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,050 Ninni, darling, what do you want with a piece of bread? 402 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:56,897 Don't you see it's gross? And hard! Who knows how old! 403 00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:00,810 Ninni! Obey mama! - No! It's mine! 404 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:03,911 You really want it? Would you eat it, Ninni? 405 00:35:04,344 --> 00:35:06,809 He never eats, you see. Never. 406 00:35:06,879 --> 00:35:11,096 I'm desperate! How he wants it. It must be a whim. 407 00:35:11,502 --> 00:35:14,999 Let him have it, please. - Yeah, fine, with pleasure. 408 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:20,060 Take it, sweetie and eat it. - Thank you, you're so kind. 409 00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:24,999 Ninni, what have you done? Are you crazy? You threw the bread. Why? 410 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,380 For the fish, right, Ninni? 411 00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:30,250 And this poor creature hasn't eaten anything. 412 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:34,117 I have no milk, I have no home, I have nothing. 413 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,629 It's the truth, ma'am. Nothing! 414 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,120 Here, take this. - Thanks. 415 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,448 Come. Ninni. - God will reward you. 416 00:35:48,777 --> 00:35:50,191 Wait! 417 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,557 Come now! Come now, be good, sweetie! 418 00:36:20,874 --> 00:36:23,174 I'll buy you something nice, OK? 419 00:36:23,244 --> 00:36:26,674 We've earned two baiocchi giving that bread to the lady. 420 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,239 Hush, my child, we're rich! 421 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,301 Come, be good, good! 422 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,160 Come now! 423 00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,560 We don't even have a bed, you know? 424 00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:55,324 And tonight? And tomorrow? 425 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:59,560 Go back to Cori with dad? How? He didn't even want me. 426 00:37:00,163 --> 00:37:04,017 The broker's wife? No! Better to die hungry, much better. 427 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:08,160 Hey, Nino? In the river both of us! Like this? 428 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,280 Eh, no. 429 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,120 Come now! 430 00:37:38,144 --> 00:37:39,320 Be good. 431 00:37:51,344 --> 00:37:52,683 Hot, eh? 432 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,120 So hot! 433 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,120 One can die. 434 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,120 How cool this feels! 435 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:04,040 How much? 436 00:38:04,281 --> 00:38:07,478 Two baiocchi. - Go on! 437 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,860 What are they? Paper? 438 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,600 What do you think? Silk? 439 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,000 Why not? 440 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,405 I've only these two baiocchi. 441 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,360 How about a soldo? - Two baiocchi or nothing doing. 442 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,080 Damn you! 443 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,400 I'm dying of heat, give it to me. 444 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:50,082 The child sleeps, we'll get by. 445 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:52,760 God will provide! 446 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,600 THE CERTIFICATE 447 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,570 Why are you getting undressed, papa? - Because I must go out. 448 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,320 I don't understand. - No? A change of clothes, it's obvious. 449 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:19,345 And you really want to wear that black tie? - And so? 450 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:24,318 We're all still alive. - By a miracle! By a miracle! 451 00:40:24,638 --> 00:40:28,974 What did you eat last night, eh? How about your sister? Your mother? 452 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,080 It doesn't matter what we ate last night.. 453 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:34,840 Today some money came from Corradino. - Oh, yeah? 454 00:40:34,910 --> 00:40:37,370 And you think things can go on like that, eh? 455 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:40,378 Your brother is taking bread from his own mouth! 456 00:40:40,448 --> 00:40:43,480 You must also remember his family, his children. 457 00:40:43,550 --> 00:40:47,240 He can't be always worrying about us! Get me my jacket. 458 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,810 Not that one, the black! March! 459 00:40:51,809 --> 00:40:53,379 Here are the glasses, papa. 460 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,003 Not these, the dark ones. - But, there's no sun out. 461 00:40:57,073 --> 00:40:59,160 Sun or moon, it's none of your business! 462 00:40:59,230 --> 00:41:02,000 Don't argue! Obey! I'm the parent, march! 463 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:04,800 Here's the black hat, papa. 464 00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,428 Why do you dress in mourning? Who died? 465 00:41:07,725 --> 00:41:08,819 Me. 466 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,167 Your father. Haven't you heard? 467 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:15,925 They killed him! They killed him! 468 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,520 A poor laborer who worked honestly. 469 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,720 Fired! Put in the middle of the street.. 470 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,050 with three daughters to raise.. and a paralyzed wife. 471 00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:31,201 He asked for a black jacket, like he was going to a funeral. 472 00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:33,370 Oh, God, with the reputation he has! 473 00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:37,130 Imagine what'll happen in the street when they see him dressed like that! 474 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:40,440 Rosario! - What do you want? Let me dress, I must go out. 475 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,000 Please, not that suit. - No! 476 00:41:43,070 --> 00:41:46,508 What do you expect to achieve, papa? - I know what! Let me do it! 477 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,640 You like living like this? With the war they make on us? 478 00:41:49,710 --> 00:41:51,608 No, the one with the nice knob. Go! 479 00:41:51,678 --> 00:41:55,876 You see enemies everywhere, papa. There are good people in the world. 480 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:59,392 Oh, yeah? And who would these good people be? 481 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:04,356 Your boyfriend? The professor? The educated man? The superior man? 482 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,507 He who doesn't believe in superstitions? 483 00:42:06,651 --> 00:42:10,410 He dumped you. - No, we weren't getting along. I left him. 484 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,004 Yes. Because he wrote you that letter that broke your heart. 485 00:42:14,196 --> 00:42:16,861 You see, I read it. He left it for me. 486 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:22,674 Because I'm a jinx. A plague whom all must fly from. 487 00:42:22,744 --> 00:42:24,890 Won't this hearing make it worse? 488 00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:29,360 You go against the assessor Fazio and the mayor's son, why? - Why? 489 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:32,828 They touch their horns in such a way, every time I pass, 490 00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:36,006 one can see it a mile away. - A coincidence. 491 00:42:36,076 --> 00:42:39,225 A coincidence that happens always? Every time I pass? 492 00:42:39,692 --> 00:42:43,051 They only touch their horns. Give me patience! 493 00:42:43,121 --> 00:42:48,760 But if this slander is said in court, nobody'll touch you with a ten foot pole. 494 00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:50,837 So be it! No matter! 495 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,774 You want me to earn again? So that I can buy medicine for you? 496 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,490 So that your daughters can marry? - Of course! - Then let me be! 497 00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,155 Understood? Oh! Enough! 498 00:43:02,952 --> 00:43:07,210 What's the hearing? - That one filed by Rosario Chiarchiaro. 499 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:10,650 For God's sake! Touch it! Touch the iron! 500 00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,834 What, you still believe in that nonsense? - And you don't? 501 00:43:13,904 --> 00:43:16,020 Come on! Give me a break! 502 00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:19,280 What is it? Come in! 503 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,539 He's here, Cavaliere. What should I do? 504 00:43:22,609 --> 00:43:24,160 Show him in! 505 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:27,117 Come in, come in, present yourself. 506 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:38,168 You still don't believe? 507 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:44,278 Pappalardo! The phone! - The phone? Holy Virgin! 508 00:43:44,348 --> 00:43:46,200 What happened? 509 00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:50,880 Hello? 510 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,720 What is it? 511 00:43:53,294 --> 00:43:54,790 A telegram? 512 00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:59,620 Open it! No, no, no! Don't open it! 513 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:03,855 Rather, open it! A leg? 514 00:44:04,605 --> 00:44:05,969 In the hospital? 515 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:09,378 I'll be right there! Coming! - What is it? 516 00:44:09,612 --> 00:44:13,047 My brother-in-law. An accident! An accident! 517 00:44:13,117 --> 00:44:15,690 What the hell does Chiarchiaro want with us? 518 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,928 The certificate, Judge. I want to lose the case. 519 00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:23,200 I myself have gone to the opposing lawyer, to give him documents.. 520 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:27,223 irrefutable of all the frightful deeds.. 521 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:32,295 on which has been built steadfastly.. my fame as a jinx. 522 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:38,069 Furthermore, judge.. I've given all of the names of those who can testify. 523 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,530 Ah, yes. In fact, I've questioned them. 524 00:44:41,807 --> 00:44:44,947 I want it to be officially recognized, this terrible power of mine.. 525 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,244 which now.. 526 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:51,963 is the only capital that remains to me. - Nice capital, poor Chiarchiaro! 527 00:44:52,240 --> 00:44:53,681 And what will you do? 528 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,381 What will I do? - Yes. 529 00:44:56,576 --> 00:44:59,680 You, your honor, to be able to exercise this profession 530 00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:03,567 even if it's done poorly, you needed certification. 531 00:45:03,637 --> 00:45:07,813 Yes, of course, certification. - Therefore, I want my certificate. 532 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:12,271 A jinx certificate, with lots of stamps. Legal! 533 00:45:12,404 --> 00:45:16,021 A jinx certified by by the Royal Court. 534 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,960 What will you do? - What will I do? 535 00:45:19,284 --> 00:45:23,720 I'll put it on my business cards. Is that enough for you? 536 00:45:23,790 --> 00:45:27,370 A certificate! It'll be my profession. 537 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:31,108 How will you earn by that? - How will I earn? 538 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,195 I'll tell you, judge. 539 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:41,243 In our country there are many places of gambling, factories, shops. 540 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:46,000 I'm going to put myself first in front of one, then in front of another. 541 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:49,680 There, for example, is a jewelry store. 542 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,360 What do I do? 543 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,800 I go there and stand right in front. 544 00:45:57,698 --> 00:45:59,000 Like so. 545 00:46:02,720 --> 00:46:05,047 I look at the people coming out like so. 546 00:46:06,444 --> 00:46:11,580 Who is going to want to enter that store to buy a gem.. 547 00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:16,978 or look in the window? Nobody! What will result? 548 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:22,161 The owner will come out and he'll give me 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 lire 549 00:46:22,231 --> 00:46:27,988 begging me to remove myself and go place myself before his rival's store. 550 00:46:28,748 --> 00:46:31,556 Got it? - Chiarchiaro, you're crazy! 551 00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:35,795 I heard too much nonsense and can't take anymore. Please, go outside! 552 00:46:35,865 --> 00:46:38,851 Oh, yeah? You say it in that tone? - Certainly. 553 00:46:38,988 --> 00:46:42,895 This hearing will be refused because I'll declare there's no reason to go on. 554 00:46:42,965 --> 00:46:48,090 Or if it does, you'll lose it! I mean, you'll win! Damn it! 555 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:51,082 You've messed up my head, I can't think straight! 556 00:46:51,312 --> 00:46:53,083 One thing, I can promise you: 557 00:46:53,153 --> 00:46:56,560 The mayor's son and the assessor will be convicted of defamation. 558 00:46:56,630 --> 00:47:00,525 This way, they'll be the certified ones for calumny. Not you! 559 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:05,604 And the evidence? The witnesses? - What witnesses? They came here 560 00:47:05,674 --> 00:47:09,050 and made the fullest declarations in your favor. 561 00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,930 Yeah? Judge, tell me, in what sense? 562 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,745 In the sense that they consider you and have always considered you 563 00:47:15,815 --> 00:47:20,196 a jovial man, in good spirits, with a nice sense of humor 564 00:47:20,266 --> 00:47:23,378 and even one who brings good luck. - Oh yeah? - Yes. 565 00:47:23,448 --> 00:47:28,439 While touching themselves for luck? Touching the horns and the keys! 566 00:47:28,509 --> 00:47:31,450 And who knows how many times you did it yourself. - No. 567 00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:34,001 Then if you haven't done it yet, you will! 568 00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:38,760 If you don't want the chandelier to fall on your head! - I'm tired of this! 569 00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,080 Please go. - I'll go! 570 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,000 But I must have justice. I must have the certificate. 571 00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:50,826 The certificate will give bread to me and my daughters. Is that clear? 572 00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:55,920 Bread and justice! 573 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,040 What happened? - The chandelier. 574 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,480 The jinx! Shoo! Shoo! 575 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:31,640 Buy a fan! Buy a pan to cook the beans! 576 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:34,400 Get a good broom and sweep.. 577 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:37,520 Villain! 578 00:48:38,018 --> 00:48:41,315 What do you want? Are you crazy? - Come inside, we have to talk. 579 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:42,473 A minute! 580 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,419 Come here! - Wait.. - Come here! 581 00:48:47,605 --> 00:48:50,751 This is the second time you've ruined me! - Me? When? Where? 582 00:48:50,821 --> 00:48:54,633 When? You went to the judge and said.. - Everything in your favor. 583 00:48:54,703 --> 00:48:58,525 That you were a nice guy with a good reputation. Really lucky! 584 00:48:58,595 --> 00:49:00,527 Lucky? Then why did you fire me? 585 00:49:00,597 --> 00:49:05,050 You have to ask? I work with fireworks. It's very dangerous! 586 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:08,490 You have a stiff hand. - You admit it! 587 00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:11,821 Why not? - Why didn't you tell the judge about my stiff hand? 588 00:49:11,952 --> 00:49:14,650 Why didn't you tell him that at the Feast of San Gennaro, 589 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:17,770 due to me, fireworks exploded on the veil of the Madonna? 590 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,757 And caught fire. - Yes. Why not tell him last year, 591 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:24,120 fireworks exploded in the pharmacy and killed a doctor! 592 00:49:24,190 --> 00:49:28,880 That was the worst! - Didn't you kick me out? Son of a bitch! 593 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,850 And didn't you tell the whole town I was a jinx? 594 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:34,600 But it's not true! - It is true! I am a jinx! 595 00:49:34,809 --> 00:49:37,210 And you must testify before the judge! 596 00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,560 You want me to tell that to the judge? - Yes! 597 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:42,480 Rosariuccio, no! Say whatever you want! 598 00:49:42,550 --> 00:49:46,250 I curse you! - No! Put down that hand! 599 00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,451 A curse will get you! Curse you! 600 00:50:07,282 --> 00:50:10,585 A poor excuse for a professor! You dumped my daughter, eh? 601 00:50:10,655 --> 00:50:14,810 Let me be, Don Rosario. I'm still in mourning for my parents. 602 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:18,480 What did my daughter have to do with it? - And what did my parents? 603 00:50:20,560 --> 00:50:24,200 Look how he's dressed! - This is getting dangerous. 604 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,440 How is it possible you always get the ace? - Look, who's here! 605 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,530 Ah! I quit! - No more playing. 606 00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,002 Then we agree, eh? Tell the judge all. 607 00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:36,920 OK, Don Rosario. - Got it? - I'll do what you want. 608 00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,640 For your dead! 609 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:49,208 I don't have anyone dead, but if he starts, I soon will. 610 00:50:49,278 --> 00:50:54,205 You, assessor Fazio, and you, Mr. Agnello, son of the mayor, 611 00:50:54,275 --> 00:50:56,263 you lack the courage of your actions! 612 00:50:56,333 --> 00:51:00,633 Calm down. We're your friends! - No! You're cowards! 613 00:51:00,703 --> 00:51:06,010 You make the sign when I pass! - Never! - Yeah, then what are you doing now? 614 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:10,439 What's in your hand? Let's see it! - Let go! 615 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,812 A horn! 616 00:51:12,474 --> 00:51:16,660 And you? What's in your hand? Open it! A key. There it is! 617 00:51:17,530 --> 00:51:21,760 You see I've nothing, eh? - Yeah, but you're leaning on iron! 618 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:26,013 I won't say anything to you. Pig! 619 00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:29,240 Moreover, I don't blame you. 620 00:51:29,310 --> 00:51:31,741 Everyone is entitled to think of their own welfare, 621 00:51:31,921 --> 00:51:34,899 but when the judge questions you, you must tell the truth! 622 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:37,897 That when I pass by, you touch your horns, keys, 623 00:51:37,967 --> 00:51:41,560 iron tables, you put your hands in your pockets, etc., etc., etc. 624 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:45,690 Tell all that you know. All that I can do with my power! 625 00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:48,983 Death and miracles! And if you don't.. 626 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,610 Hey, pay attention, eh? 627 00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,361 It's coming! 628 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,440 I knew it. 629 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:23,880 I've listened to numerous testimonies, examined the documents.. 630 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:29,934 and considering the distant and recent events, the court acquits.. 631 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:34,170 assessor Fazio and Mr. Agnello from the charge of libel. 632 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:37,099 Because they have provided evidence of the fact. 633 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:41,280 Write. 634 00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:45,400 Jewelry shop: 100 lire. 635 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:51,735 Planting myself at the rival jewelry shop: 150 lire. 636 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:55,080 What is it? 637 00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,850 We're ruined, papa! Completely ruined. 638 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:04,375 What "ruined"? It's a new life! The money will pour in! 639 00:53:04,445 --> 00:53:07,191 And when you have a dowry, they'll forget my reputation 640 00:53:07,261 --> 00:53:09,690 and will come begging to ask your hand! 641 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,000 Then I'll remove these dark glasses, 642 00:53:12,070 --> 00:53:15,867 take off this black funeral suit and dress myself all in white 643 00:53:15,937 --> 00:53:19,880 with a red flower on my buttonhole! Because I too, believe in bad luck, 644 00:53:19,950 --> 00:53:23,440 but from others. Like those who ruined me. Got it? Write! 645 00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:28,494 Cafe/gelateria: 30 lire. No, wait, 35! Did you write it? 646 00:53:29,781 --> 00:53:31,244 I wrote it. 647 00:53:31,314 --> 00:53:34,144 Then, a house with a sick person.. S.C.. 648 00:53:34,444 --> 00:53:39,612 S.C. That is to say according to the economic conditions of the family. 649 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:45,993 A speaker in the square: 100 lire. A government speaker: 200. 650 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:51,360 Car races. A straight road: 300 lire. 651 00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,648 A curved one: 500! 652 00:53:59,139 --> 00:54:01,200 "And now, the two of us!" 653 00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,760 But the fight with the town will not happen, 654 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,920 because for Rosario Chiarchiaro too 655 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:10,560 life will begin to smile again. With or without a certificate. 656 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:16,800 THE TIGHT TAILCOAT 657 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:50,146 Well? - I'm almost done ironing. It'll be a few minutes. 658 00:54:50,446 --> 00:54:52,810 You should've waited and brought it to me. 659 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,290 The colonel said, "Go, go!" 660 00:54:55,360 --> 00:55:00,116 "Tell the professor that I'm coming down to give it to him personally." 661 00:55:00,241 --> 00:55:03,030 What a nice man! - For sure! 662 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:07,907 But if my ass of a student wasn't his son, would he have lent it to me? 663 00:55:08,258 --> 00:55:13,320 Also, when he starts talking, he never stops and I don't want to be late. 664 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:16,280 Did you remember the tie? - Oh, yes, yes. 665 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:20,376 May I? Good day, professor. Forgive me if I've kept you waiting, 666 00:55:20,446 --> 00:55:24,655 But it was at the bottom with mothballs. We emptied three chests to find it. 667 00:55:24,725 --> 00:55:29,053 My wife stashed it. It was a little crumpled so I said, "This needs ironing". 668 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,699 What was I just saying? He's so nice. 669 00:55:31,769 --> 00:55:36,122 Forgive me for disturbing you for such a thing, but you see 670 00:55:36,192 --> 00:55:38,877 one of my former pupils, an orphan, 671 00:55:38,947 --> 00:55:42,090 asked me to witness it and I couldn't refuse. 672 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,361 She considers me like a father. - I see. 673 00:55:44,518 --> 00:55:46,956 The tie..? - Yes, it's here too. 674 00:55:47,026 --> 00:55:50,584 I won't tell you hard it was to find this darn tie! 675 00:55:50,654 --> 00:55:53,898 It's been years since I wore ceremonial dress. 676 00:55:53,968 --> 00:56:00,010 I wore my uniform when I was a colonel, but since I lived in the boarding house.. 677 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,298 The last time was five years ago! 678 00:56:03,368 --> 00:56:06,607 For the opening of the Vittorio Emanuele Bridge. - I remember. 679 00:56:06,677 --> 00:56:10,498 A memorable day! It was raining. - But you had an umbrella. 680 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:15,523 No! It got wet, soaked, but it never shrunk. 681 00:56:15,593 --> 00:56:18,429 A glorious coat. A fabric that lasts. 682 00:56:18,499 --> 00:56:24,490 Yes, just think I bought it 25 years ago and it's still intact with moth balls. 683 00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:28,730 And the cut? - It's preserved with moth balls. 684 00:56:28,800 --> 00:56:32,546 No, I mean is it the same size it was 25 years ago? 685 00:56:32,616 --> 00:56:36,738 Yes, the length doesn't change, it's the fabric that counts. No moths! 686 00:56:36,808 --> 00:56:39,153 Professor, moth balls does miracles! 687 00:56:39,223 --> 00:56:44,466 If they had put mothballs on the Colosseum, it'd still be intact as well as the lions. 688 00:56:44,785 --> 00:56:48,619 You'll be so elegant and make a great impression. 689 00:56:48,689 --> 00:56:51,918 You'll be the most elegant. - By the way, I wanted to ask, 690 00:56:51,988 --> 00:56:55,450 colonel, do you think a tailcoat like this is fitting for a wedding? 691 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,858 Because I don't know. I've led my life here like a bear among my books, 692 00:56:59,928 --> 00:57:02,796 I wanted to put on my gray. - Your gray? 693 00:57:02,866 --> 00:57:06,050 I have a double breasted gray suit, but it's a little shabby. 694 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:11,771 I haven't worn it in a long time. - Forget the gray and put on this coat! 695 00:57:11,841 --> 00:57:14,836 I wouldn't want to stretch it, you're a little bit less.. 696 00:57:14,906 --> 00:57:20,146 I think not. Yes, you're a little bit more robust than me but this size'll be fine! 697 00:57:20,216 --> 00:57:22,894 And if we hurry, we can try it on. 698 00:57:22,964 --> 00:57:26,631 Let's try it on quickly. Here, first the pants. 699 00:57:26,969 --> 00:57:29,604 I wouldn't want to waste time. 700 00:57:29,674 --> 00:57:32,455 If it's too tight, I may undo the threads. 701 00:57:32,525 --> 00:57:35,480 I'd like to measure the coat first. - As you wish. 702 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,200 In front of the mirror. Excuse me. 703 00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:42,479 Do you want to disrobe? - No need, it's silk and won't add to it. 704 00:57:42,636 --> 00:57:46,597 Adele, could you close the curtain? - Right away. - Never mind. 705 00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:50,303 The colonel has already seen my bed. - It's no big deal to me! 706 00:57:50,373 --> 00:57:54,438 Just think, my son Pietruccio, your pupil who loves you well, 707 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:58,140 sleeps in the dining room! Remove the robe so we can see. 708 00:57:58,210 --> 00:58:03,120 Don't expect a Parisian model with my underpants and shirts. 709 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:07,375 No need to be bashful before me, professor. I'm a man! 710 00:58:07,445 --> 00:58:11,403 A man is indeed not a boy. - And if I were a boy? 711 00:58:11,602 --> 00:58:16,638 Just look at this! - Don't fret, the vest must be so. - Really? - Yes. 712 00:58:16,708 --> 00:58:19,620 I think I can't move. - It's just been ironed! 713 00:58:19,690 --> 00:58:23,050 But it's pure wool and wool is very elastic. Try moving. 714 00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:26,401 It feels really tight. What moves can I do? Swedish gymnastics? 715 00:58:26,471 --> 00:58:30,459 Move anyway you'd like. See? It's starting to feel looser. 716 00:58:30,529 --> 00:58:33,738 Yes, like a sausage. - Greet someone. 717 00:58:33,808 --> 00:58:36,650 Yes, someone imaginary. Take off your hat like this. 718 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,410 Good morning, sir. 719 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,675 I greet like I'm paralyzed. I can't raise my arm! 720 00:58:41,745 --> 00:58:44,051 A toast! - Huh? - Take a glass. 721 00:58:44,121 --> 00:58:47,515 Get me a glass. - No, an imaginary one like me! 722 00:58:47,646 --> 00:58:49,371 A toast to the newlyweds! 723 00:58:49,441 --> 00:58:52,223 You see how far I get with my arm? I can't raise it higher. 724 00:58:52,293 --> 00:58:54,810 Raise you arm. - If I do, I'll rip the coat. 725 00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,352 Heavens, just a small toast. Take it off and let me show you. 726 00:59:00,422 --> 00:59:03,400 Try the pants, that's what's most important. - I know. 727 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,130 But now we're back to my being in my underwear. 728 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:11,779 I get it. I'll fix it immediately. - Yes? - I won't look. There! 729 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:17,219 Now, go ahead. - Thanks, colonel. 730 00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:22,170 It's a sort of modesty. I'm not ashamed to be seen in my underwear. 731 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:25,795 Of course. You changed them this morning! - What does that have to do with it? 732 00:59:25,865 --> 00:59:29,646 Adele, you mustn't look too. - If you want, I'll go. 733 00:59:29,716 --> 00:59:33,804 No need. Just turn around like the colonel. - Alright. 734 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:41,400 Tell me if today I must follow the silly custom.. 735 00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:45,160 of putting myself on display just to be witness for a bride? 736 00:59:46,138 --> 00:59:49,022 You see.. the things you make me do? 737 00:59:50,892 --> 00:59:54,790 And me who is so comfortable in his double breasted grey suit! 738 00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:59,175 At the wedding of my general's daughter, I had to present myself in blue. 739 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:04,330 It's a curse to have this hippopotamus body, 740 01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:06,080 of an antediluvian beast. 741 01:00:06,240 --> 01:00:08,080 You can come. - Immediately! 742 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:11,320 You see? It's hopeless. - It's a little tight. 743 01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:13,880 A little. - Let's fasten these buttons. 744 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:17,473 Fasten what? - Yes, let's try. It's wool and very elastic. 745 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,668 You were very thin once. - But no! Look. One and two. 746 01:00:21,738 --> 01:00:24,410 25 years ago! - Now the hook. It must hold. 747 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,996 I can't. - Breathe out all the air. 748 01:00:27,066 --> 01:00:29,370 And where do I put it? - The belly in, like so! 749 01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:32,852 Yeah, I'll put it in the drawer! - That's it. Like so. 750 01:00:32,922 --> 01:00:35,095 Wait. OK. - Is it done? 751 01:00:35,226 --> 01:00:38,123 There. You see? - Must I stay like this? 752 01:00:38,193 --> 01:00:41,701 No! Breathe, let out your belly. Whatever you like. - And if it rips? 753 01:00:41,771 --> 01:00:45,080 No, it's like steel! You see? 754 01:00:45,150 --> 01:00:48,740 OK, but I'm afraid that behind.. - What? - I felt something.. 755 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:52,010 Holy smokes! - Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 756 01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,546 It only needs a few stitches. - It can be resown with some fabric. 757 01:00:55,616 --> 01:00:59,120 I don't want to be late, will it be long? - No, just a few good stitches! 758 01:00:59,190 --> 01:01:03,140 You couldn't do from behind? - Professor, impossible! How could I? 759 01:01:03,210 --> 01:01:05,770 I must take them off again. - Of course. Go ahead. 760 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,960 I know. OK, then excuse me.. - Ah, I see. There you go. 761 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:16,570 Is it possible a man.. must wear this crap? 762 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,670 Why? Are they dirty? - No, I mean this ridiculous comedy. 763 01:01:21,552 --> 01:01:23,909 A gravedigger's costume. 764 01:01:23,979 --> 01:01:27,609 Don't look! Please! - My blessed Virgin! 765 01:01:37,040 --> 01:01:38,400 Now you may. 766 01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,322 Professor! - Sorry. - But why apologize? 767 01:01:42,563 --> 01:01:45,765 A relative of yours? - She's the bride. - She's very pretty. 768 01:01:45,835 --> 01:01:49,706 Yes, but never mind. I'm on the floor. - It's a shame it broke. 769 01:01:49,776 --> 01:01:52,098 What can you do? But maybe it's me who's broken! 770 01:01:52,168 --> 01:01:54,302 I'm sorry. - Imagine how I feel. 771 01:01:54,616 --> 01:02:00,178 Come, I'll help you. - Thanks, but I prefer you help me with my pants. - Yes. 772 01:02:00,624 --> 01:02:04,034 Wouldn't it be better to remove your shoes? - No, no, no! 773 01:02:04,104 --> 01:02:07,973 They came on with them. - Yeah, but this is a bit tight. 774 01:02:08,043 --> 01:02:11,319 There, Professor. Up! There we go. 775 01:02:11,389 --> 01:02:13,771 Thank you. Ay yi yi! 776 01:02:13,911 --> 01:02:16,245 Are you in pain? - Yeah. - The usual pain? 777 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:19,115 Sort of. - Where are you hurt? Here? 778 01:02:19,185 --> 01:02:22,733 A little higher. - Let's sew the pants quickly, eh? 779 01:02:22,803 --> 01:02:28,388 Give me this to me. Please sit, Professor. Please sit. 780 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:37,993 I've done myself some harm. What a shame, this picture! 781 01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:45,259 "To my beloved professor, Fabio Gori with sincere affection. Angela Reis." 782 01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:49,560 Poor child! - Why? 783 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,040 She was a girl who suffered much. 784 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:55,148 To support herself and her mother 785 01:02:55,218 --> 01:02:58,720 she sometimes worked as a seamstress, sometimes giving private lessons.. 786 01:02:59,511 --> 01:03:03,627 and sacrificing much she achieved a teaching certificate. 787 01:03:04,389 --> 01:03:08,552 I admired so much the devotion and strength of spirit, 788 01:03:08,622 --> 01:03:14,064 by praying and begging, I got her a job in Rome.. at the elementary school. 789 01:03:14,134 --> 01:03:17,734 But please sit, colonel. - No, thank you. And then? 790 01:03:17,804 --> 01:03:24,010 Then came the groom. A certain Mr. Gritti.. Migri.. 791 01:03:24,204 --> 01:03:26,850 Not Migri.. Gri.. 792 01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,730 Well, now I don't remember. It doesn't matter. 793 01:03:29,800 --> 01:03:34,521 He was looking for a governess and I recommended Ms. Reis. 794 01:03:35,464 --> 01:03:40,294 A few days later, I saw him distressed, embarrassed, 795 01:03:40,494 --> 01:03:43,920 because the girl had refused the post of governess.. 796 01:03:44,304 --> 01:03:49,375 considering her age, her mother whom she didn't want to leave alone 797 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:52,286 and especially the easy slander of people. - Eh.. 798 01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:59,265 These things were said with such a voice and expression that.. 799 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:02,727 She's a pretty girl. - One could say beautiful! 800 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:08,028 A beauty that sorrow had given a certain grace, a certain nobility. 801 01:04:08,360 --> 01:04:12,440 Of course Mr. Grimi.. I'm afraid his name was really Grimi.. 802 01:04:12,720 --> 01:04:14,553 didn't expect a rejection. 803 01:04:14,833 --> 01:04:18,680 And without hope, he came back three, four times.. 804 01:04:19,014 --> 01:04:22,229 and then they wound up in love. 805 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:26,138 These things happen. - I understand. 806 01:04:26,208 --> 01:04:29,440 Imagine the day that I met my wife.. 807 01:04:29,510 --> 01:04:32,410 Then they asked, indeed, begged me to intercede. 808 01:04:32,480 --> 01:04:35,570 He said, "Tell her if she doesn't want to be governess," 809 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:38,320 "if she wants, she can be the mother to my daughter." 810 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,133 And the girl was thrilled to accept. 811 01:04:41,260 --> 01:04:46,034 And so this morning, they're getting married despite the relatives of Mr. Gri.. 812 01:04:46,589 --> 01:04:48,840 Mi.. Grimi.. anyway.. 813 01:04:48,910 --> 01:04:52,744 Despite the groom's relatives who've been always against it. 814 01:04:52,814 --> 01:04:56,059 Interesting story. - See, now they're good to go! 815 01:04:56,129 --> 01:04:58,130 Good, Adele. - Very good. Here. 816 01:04:58,200 --> 01:05:01,743 Now you can put it on with ease. - Good. - There. 817 01:05:03,453 --> 01:05:07,051 Are you going to watch me? - Right! Here we go. 818 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:13,097 I don't know why they have to make.. 819 01:05:13,420 --> 01:05:17,050 these pants so tight. - Professor, do you need help? 820 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:20,010 No thanks, I'm good. - And if you fall again? 821 01:05:20,402 --> 01:05:22,266 Well, I can still see the floor. 822 01:05:23,227 --> 01:05:27,000 Professor, even at the most trying time, you never lose your sense of humor. 823 01:05:27,070 --> 01:05:30,406 My son Pietruccio says the same. By the way, how's he doing? 824 01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,965 Fine, thank you. - No, I mean my son. How's he doing? 825 01:05:34,035 --> 01:05:38,209 Fine, fine. If it doesn't tear in any other place, 826 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:42,007 I think we'll be good to go. Ah! 827 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,640 May we? - Yeah, yeah. 828 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:49,480 Yes, professor, we are good to go. - I think so. - Here's the tie. 829 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:51,927 Thanks. - Now the vest. - Thanks a lot. 830 01:05:51,997 --> 01:05:56,882 And the suspenders? - No need. I doubt the pants will fall. 831 01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,681 Unless I pop. 832 01:05:59,751 --> 01:06:03,167 Let's hope not. - You wouldn't like that, eh, colonel? 833 01:06:03,302 --> 01:06:06,970 I understand: you tend to like what you've had for 25 years. 834 01:06:07,040 --> 01:06:10,528 Not so much me as my wife. She wanted to make it into a dress. 835 01:06:10,717 --> 01:06:14,033 Not a bad idea indeed. When it's no longer useful, 836 01:06:14,158 --> 01:06:17,636 make a pair of pants for your son. - Pietruccio! Yes. By the way.. 837 01:06:17,706 --> 01:06:21,545 I never could do the tie, even when I was younger. 838 01:06:21,615 --> 01:06:25,515 If you don't mind, I'll do it, professor. Allow me. 839 01:06:25,697 --> 01:06:31,360 There. Wait, it's not right. It should.. - The other side? - Yes, pardon me. 840 01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:34,756 Like that. It's easy. No, no, it's fine. 841 01:06:34,826 --> 01:06:37,730 Was I right? - Yes, right on, professor, pardon. 842 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:41,516 Now it's done. Then we do.. 843 01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:46,669 Perhaps it'd be best to let it hang. - Strange, I can't seem to get it. 844 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,090 Now I know why! I always do it on myself! 845 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:53,054 On another person, it must be done from the opposite side. 846 01:06:53,124 --> 01:06:55,944 If I may, professor, let me do it like I was doing it myself. 847 01:06:56,014 --> 01:07:00,075 Maybe it's the headache I just got, but I don't get it. 848 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:04,567 It's very simple. Stand in front of the mirror. Excuse me, if I may? 849 01:07:05,002 --> 01:07:07,834 Is it too tight? - Wait, wait! - It's just a little skin. 850 01:07:07,904 --> 01:07:11,299 The knot is very small. It's not here either. 851 01:07:11,455 --> 01:07:16,040 Fine, put it there. - Your head! No, no, the other side. 852 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:18,409 Like so. - Not too tight, eh? 853 01:07:18,479 --> 01:07:24,408 It'll be a little tight around the neck.. - Better tight than strangled. 854 01:07:24,478 --> 01:07:28,090 What size is your neck? - Forget it. If you don't mind? 855 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,963 Done! - Now, the coat. - Thanks. 856 01:07:32,033 --> 01:07:33,162 Upsy-daisy! 857 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,160 OK. Let's take a look. 858 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:39,000 Yes, yes, yes. It looks really good, doesn't it? 859 01:07:39,070 --> 01:07:41,879 Maybe I can wear a scarf to cover myself here. 860 01:07:42,018 --> 01:07:44,496 No, I'll hold my raincoat, they won't see a thing. 861 01:07:44,859 --> 01:07:48,920 The watch? - You need a watch too? - No, my watch. - On the coffee table. 862 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:50,800 Ah, yes! Where's my head! 863 01:07:51,760 --> 01:07:54,673 But when I'm sick, I can't function. 864 01:07:54,743 --> 01:07:57,288 I understand. - The watch, wallet, 865 01:07:57,601 --> 01:08:00,640 the handkerchief. I think I'm missing something. 866 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:05,028 Ah! The wedding invitation. - Excuse me, Professor. 867 01:08:05,098 --> 01:08:08,890 Go on.. By the way, colonel, where is Piazza Sant'Onofrio? 868 01:08:08,960 --> 01:08:12,535 In Sant'Onofrio! - Oh yeah! Of course.. 869 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,920 This is a gift from a parent of a student of mine 870 01:08:15,990 --> 01:08:18,400 who I couldn't promote because he was hardheaded. 871 01:08:18,470 --> 01:08:20,770 I'll bring it, instead of flowers.. 872 01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,558 Excuse me, Professor.. - Professor, aren't you late? 873 01:08:23,628 --> 01:08:27,449 Heavens! As soon as I get out of church, I'll come back to take this thing off! 874 01:08:27,519 --> 01:08:30,570 Excuse me, professor.. - And food? Shall I make something? 875 01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:34,120 No, I'll have some pastry. Let's hope there are snacks. 876 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:37,486 Colonel, I appreciate your kindness. 877 01:08:37,556 --> 01:08:40,033 In two hours, it'll be back safe and sound. - Sir.. 878 01:08:40,103 --> 01:08:42,359 Thanks. - Maybe you didn't understand before. 879 01:08:42,429 --> 01:08:45,281 Go on. - I was asking how's it going at school? 880 01:08:45,351 --> 01:08:50,054 By foot. A little movement.. - No, my son! How is he behaving? 881 01:08:50,227 --> 01:08:54,490 Well, you see.. this morning he was a little late. 882 01:08:54,560 --> 01:09:00,160 But apart from that, he's getting on? - Yes, he's always first to get out. 883 01:09:00,230 --> 01:09:03,280 As soon as the bell rings, he's already in the street. 884 01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:10,640 Good day, professor. - Good day. 885 01:09:16,280 --> 01:09:18,750 Adele! Adele! 886 01:09:22,791 --> 01:09:24,600 Adele! 887 01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,040 Adele! 888 01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,989 What is it? - See, you made me leave without my hat. 889 01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:35,440 Get it for me, the black one. Hurry! 890 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:41,450 Just throw it down? - How else? 891 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:43,880 It'd be better to lower it in the basket. 892 01:09:43,950 --> 01:09:46,120 Come on! You're wasting my time! 893 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,840 But if it falls, it'll get dirty. - If you throw it right, I'll catch it. 894 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:51,760 Careful. 895 01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:56,080 Oh! Sorry! 896 01:10:32,576 --> 01:10:35,240 What's the matter? - I'll ask what's the matter. 897 01:10:35,310 --> 01:10:37,880 I'm resting. - Are you ill? - No. 898 01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:41,817 Aren't you getting up? - Yes, give me a hand. 899 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,160 Thanks a lot. 900 01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:47,960 You're welcome. 901 01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:56,925 Shall I throw down the brush? 902 01:10:57,190 --> 01:10:59,649 Now you want to throw down the brush? 903 01:11:00,909 --> 01:11:03,160 Oh, God! There's another! 904 01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,000 Another rip! 905 01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:10,880 Look at this! - It's all coming undone! 906 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:13,776 How I wish I had my double breasted grey suit! 907 01:11:13,846 --> 01:11:16,440 You want to come up or shall I come down with a needle? 908 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,982 I don't have time, Adele. 909 01:11:19,169 --> 01:11:22,680 Let it be a punishment. I just can't shake hands with anyone. 910 01:11:22,750 --> 01:11:24,872 Goodness, look what the time it is! 911 01:11:27,606 --> 01:11:30,981 Professor, what are you doing? Throwing away the moth balls? 912 01:11:31,051 --> 01:11:33,210 You want me to go out smelling like that? 913 01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:36,170 My wife says it's like perfume. - Bless her heart! 914 01:11:36,240 --> 01:11:40,304 If there are more, I won't throw them away. Don't worry, colonel. 915 01:11:41,776 --> 01:11:45,498 Beginning to feel more comfortable, right? 916 01:11:45,933 --> 01:11:49,424 Goodbye. - You see? 917 01:11:50,118 --> 01:11:53,785 I do. It's you who can't see. Check this out! 918 01:11:55,634 --> 01:12:00,489 My poor pants! - Eh, what can you do? Good day! 919 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:07,754 You saw that? - Luckily, he's wearing wool underwear. 920 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,000 Coachman! 921 01:12:14,911 --> 01:12:18,621 I need to go to Piazza Sant'Onofrio. - By all means. Please. 922 01:12:18,691 --> 01:12:22,890 How long? - What? How long is what? 923 01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,960 No, how long will it take? - Nothing at all. 924 01:12:26,030 --> 01:12:29,040 Because I'm in a great rush. - We'll fly! 925 01:12:33,200 --> 01:12:35,640 Allow me. - No thanks, I can do it myself. 926 01:12:51,550 --> 01:12:54,440 Do you feel sick? - No. 927 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:57,351 Excuse me, but it doesn't look like you're in a hurry. 928 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,840 I'm good. Go on. 929 01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:17,097 You must excuse me, but you looked so strange getting on. 930 01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:20,530 I have rheumatism. - Ah, my mare does to! 931 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,120 Have you tried drinking onion juice? - No. And the mare? 932 01:13:24,190 --> 01:13:27,520 She doesn't like it. You take four or five onions, 933 01:13:27,590 --> 01:13:30,800 cut them into slices, put them in a large bowl 934 01:13:30,870 --> 01:13:33,392 with a little water and place it on the window sill. 935 01:13:33,613 --> 01:13:38,690 In the morning, when you get up, get that stuff in your body. 936 01:13:38,760 --> 01:13:41,960 Do this four or five days and you'll feel like a kid. 937 01:13:42,030 --> 01:13:45,530 Forget the onions, I need something else. - What? 938 01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:48,690 My gray double-breasted. - What's that? A new cure? 939 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:52,770 Something like that. - Forget about that gray stuff! 940 01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:55,810 And do the onion cure, if you want to walk right! 941 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,690 Take four or five onions, cut them into slices, 942 01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:03,290 put them in a large bowl with a little water on the window sill. 943 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,880 In the morning, when you get up, get that stuff in your body. 944 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:16,861 Such is life. 945 01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:21,180 Is it true? 946 01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:23,960 How did it happen? 947 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,600 How? She was lovely, already dressed and ready. 948 01:14:28,560 --> 01:14:32,000 She said, "Now I'll call mama. Mama!" 949 01:14:32,954 --> 01:14:34,937 The mother opened the door 950 01:14:35,007 --> 01:14:39,255 and saw her daughter dressed in white, a bride, 951 01:14:39,325 --> 01:14:44,126 with the veil on top, so beautiful like a dream! 952 01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,080 Poor lady! 953 01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:52,760 And she froze like so, as if she had a heart attack. - Ah, yes! 954 01:14:53,170 --> 01:14:58,369 She tried to talk a few times, as if she were trying to say, 955 01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:02,949 "Mama's joy, how beautiful you are!" Instead.. 956 01:15:03,292 --> 01:15:05,807 she looked thunderstruck, like this. 957 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,410 And fell to the ground like a rag. 958 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,210 Just think, the happiest day of her life. 959 01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:15,960 She died from joy. 960 01:15:16,030 --> 01:15:19,330 Yes, for certain emotions, one needs a strong constitution. 961 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:22,730 I speak as a mother, but the day that Eufelia marries 962 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:25,871 I think it'll be a great blow! - Mom! What? 963 01:15:25,941 --> 01:15:29,930 Don't worry, you run no risk of that! - Why? 964 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:33,530 Well.. one can see how healthy you are and that your heart is strong. 965 01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,875 Did she die right away? - No. 966 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:40,422 Luckily, my wife was there to dress her. 967 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:44,600 She lifted her and carried her to bed. Then she called me. 968 01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:50,333 The relatives, keep this to yourselves, I could be mistaken but.. 969 01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:56,000 remained indifferent. As if nothing important had happened. 970 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:01,720 It was clear there was nothing to do when the heart is touched.. 971 01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:06,320 The daughter, poor thing, seeing her mother in that state.. 972 01:16:06,390 --> 01:16:10,850 Didn't they call for anyone? - Yes, a professor.. 973 01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:15,237 A famous cardicol.. cardiolosis.. something like that. 974 01:16:15,360 --> 01:16:17,800 But he hasn't yet arrived. Ah! 975 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:24,960 That must be the teacher. - Nice timing! She's already dead! 976 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,840 How much? - Whatever. - Here's two soldi. 977 01:16:29,910 --> 01:16:32,696 Thank you! And remember the onion water! - Yes. 978 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:40,000 You're the professor.. - Yes, I'm late, am I not? 979 01:16:40,070 --> 01:16:43,400 Yes, unfortunately. - Poor thing! - Why do you say that? 980 01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:46,639 At least her suffering is over. - Yes, that. Thank you. 981 01:16:46,709 --> 01:16:49,128 Just think, it had to happen today! 982 01:16:49,198 --> 01:16:51,605 Why, is there a day set for these things? 983 01:16:51,675 --> 01:16:55,881 For this, no! - Well, if you must know, it was me who chose the day. 984 01:16:56,081 --> 01:17:00,080 Yes, because tomorrow is impossible and tomorrow is Tuesday, ma'am. 985 01:17:00,150 --> 01:17:03,280 Not that I believe it, but they say Tuesday is bad luck. 986 01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:08,069 "Neither Friday nor Tuesday, marry or go away." Excuse me. 987 01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:10,560 You could leave the door open. 988 01:17:36,096 --> 01:17:39,412 How lovely they are. - A pity! 989 01:17:40,321 --> 01:17:45,440 What an annoying scent! Excuse me, ma'am, what kind of flowers are they? 990 01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:47,760 It's all money wasted. 991 01:17:49,149 --> 01:17:51,080 Carlo! Who is that? 992 01:18:15,080 --> 01:18:19,326 Hello, everyone! I beg your pardon, but you know how it is. 993 01:18:19,396 --> 01:18:21,960 Mr. Grimi? - Migri, please. 994 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:25,160 Ah, Migri! I was saying, Migri, Griti, Grimi.. 995 01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:28,050 I've been trying to remember for the last hour, but couldn't. 996 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:32,018 Not because the name is hard to remember, but because I have no memory. 997 01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:35,986 I'm Professor Fabio Gori. Forgive me for being late. 998 01:18:36,056 --> 01:18:39,549 You know how it is: you can't find something, it makes you late. 999 01:18:39,619 --> 01:18:43,330 When the devil puts his hoof in! - This time he has put it in for good. 1000 01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:47,040 Well, no big deal. I should've been here at 9:00. What time is it? 1001 01:18:47,110 --> 01:18:49,854 No, leave it. - Eh? - Don't worry about the time. 1002 01:18:49,924 --> 01:18:52,294 It's obvious you don't know what happened. 1003 01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,243 No, what happened? 1004 01:18:54,858 --> 01:18:59,537 The mother of Miss Reis.. - Yes? 1005 01:19:02,298 --> 01:19:03,462 She's dead. 1006 01:19:08,549 --> 01:19:09,669 Dead? 1007 01:19:09,879 --> 01:19:12,062 A heart attack. 1008 01:19:14,433 --> 01:19:15,522 When? 1009 01:19:16,592 --> 01:19:17,724 This morning. 1010 01:19:19,469 --> 01:19:23,405 Then you must be that one.. yes, I mean, the author.. 1011 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:28,500 indirectly of this marriage. My brother has told me all. 1012 01:19:28,726 --> 01:19:32,320 You must be.. - Carlo Migri, at your service. - A pleasure. 1013 01:19:32,760 --> 01:19:35,816 If I may, I'll introduce you to my mother. 1014 01:19:36,648 --> 01:19:37,955 I'd be very honored. 1015 01:19:41,188 --> 01:19:45,520 Mama, Professor.. - Fabio Gori. - Gori. 1016 01:19:47,069 --> 01:19:50,400 As you know, he's the one who set up Andrea's marriage. 1017 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:56,345 "Set up" are not the right words. I actually, let's say.. 1018 01:19:56,560 --> 01:19:59,825 contributed indirectly. I simply.. 1019 01:19:59,895 --> 01:20:03,601 Wanted to give a governess to my granddaughter. Fantastic. 1020 01:20:03,960 --> 01:20:06,331 That indeed would've been good. 1021 01:20:06,455 --> 01:20:09,496 Yes, knowing the merits and modesty of Miss Reis. 1022 01:20:09,566 --> 01:20:11,686 Oh! A fine girl. 1023 01:20:12,080 --> 01:20:17,197 That nobody doubts. And today we're very saddened. 1024 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:20,920 A misfortune. So suddenly. 1025 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,490 As if it weren't truly the will of God. 1026 01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:26,435 A cruel fate. 1027 01:20:28,680 --> 01:20:31,040 And Mr. Andrea, the groom? 1028 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:35,532 I don't know. He was here a while ago. Maybe he's getting ready. 1029 01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:40,195 The marriage will go on all the same? - No! Don't say that! 1030 01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,038 Good God, with death in the house! 1031 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:49,680 I meant he was getting ready to leave. He should've left for Turin with the bride. 1032 01:20:49,750 --> 01:20:56,480 We have our paper mills there where he is sorely needed. - Exactly. 1033 01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:00,265 And.. is he leaving like this? 1034 01:21:01,029 --> 01:21:05,603 He has to. If not today, tomorrow. 1035 01:21:05,673 --> 01:21:09,080 We were the ones who persuaded him, rather pushed him, poor guy. 1036 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:14,007 And it's no longer prudent nor convenient for him to remain here. 1037 01:21:14,360 --> 01:21:18,080 On account of girl, now alone. Evil tongues! - Yeah, exactly. 1038 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:20,366 And then there's the business. 1039 01:21:20,436 --> 01:21:24,474 You see, it was a marriage rather.. - Hasty. 1040 01:21:25,124 --> 01:21:29,679 I'd say off the cuff. And now, this great misfortune.. 1041 01:21:29,749 --> 01:21:33,666 that so fatally arose, as if to give it more time. 1042 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:38,632 A postponement is necessary. Especially for the mourning. 1043 01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:44,690 And this way there'll be time to reflect on both sides, I believe. 1044 01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,690 Well, yeah. - Eh? - No need for words. 1045 01:21:47,760 --> 01:21:50,600 Miss Reis, where is she? May I see her? 1046 01:21:50,670 --> 01:21:55,574 She's inside, in the poor lady's bedroom. - Thank you. 1047 01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:58,400 Excuse me. 1048 01:22:00,387 --> 01:22:04,610 If I may, I'm the bride's other witness. - A pleasure. 1049 01:22:04,680 --> 01:22:07,000 This is my wife. - Nice to meet you, ma'am. 1050 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:11,410 Were you there? - Unfortunately! - And how did it happen? 1051 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:15,436 Miss Angela didn't want her mother assisting her while she dressed. 1052 01:22:15,506 --> 01:22:18,902 She wanted to surprise her. Poor lady! 1053 01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,680 Her hear couldn't withstand so much joy. 1054 01:23:05,098 --> 01:23:08,852 You see, Professor? - Yes, dear, yes. 1055 01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:15,917 But rise. Come on. Get up, do me the favor. 1056 01:23:18,760 --> 01:23:21,570 Why? - Because my daughter.. 1057 01:23:22,502 --> 01:23:25,799 First you get up. You must get up.. 1058 01:23:26,405 --> 01:23:28,207 because I cannot bend. 1059 01:23:29,459 --> 01:23:33,194 Angela, listen to me, you mustn't cry. 1060 01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:39,298 Calm down, my daughter, rise. You mustn't cry. Listen to me. 1061 01:23:39,368 --> 01:23:43,080 How can I not cry? - Because this is not your time to mourn. 1062 01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:48,040 You are left alone, you understand. Now you must help yourself. Yes, now! 1063 01:23:48,110 --> 01:23:51,560 You must grab your courage by the hands, grit your teeth 1064 01:23:51,680 --> 01:23:55,078 and do exactly as I say. - Do what, professor? 1065 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:59,040 First of all, dry your eyes. That's it, good, like that. 1066 01:23:59,360 --> 01:24:02,500 Now, go out there, put on your bridal veil and come with me. 1067 01:24:02,672 --> 01:24:06,168 Where? - To church, my girl. - Professor, what are you saying? 1068 01:24:06,238 --> 01:24:09,160 I said in church, got it? This marriage must take place 1069 01:24:09,230 --> 01:24:11,699 this morning or you're ruined. 1070 01:24:11,769 --> 01:24:14,410 You see how I messed up my tailcoat for you? Look! 1071 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:18,760 This damn suit! And I'm going to be one of the witnesses, just as you wanted. 1072 01:24:18,939 --> 01:24:23,930 For now leave your poor mother here. Don't think about her. It's not a sin. 1073 01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:26,520 And you know your mama wanted it. Put on the veil. 1074 01:24:26,590 --> 01:24:29,930 Meantime, I'll go organize everything for the ceremony. This very moment. 1075 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:33,160 No, professor, no! How could I? 1076 01:24:34,200 --> 01:24:39,952 Angela! Listen! - It's impossible! For me it is over! 1077 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:43,566 He'll leave and never return. He'll abandon me! 1078 01:24:43,960 --> 01:24:46,720 But I can't.. I can't.. 1079 01:24:46,790 --> 01:24:52,951 Angela, listen. This damn sleeve! It's ripping all over! 1080 01:24:53,480 --> 01:24:56,640 But no matter! Even if I'm a witness with one sleeve, 1081 01:24:56,840 --> 01:25:01,200 this marriage must take place today! Get up. Listen. 1082 01:25:02,696 --> 01:25:07,226 Do you understand? Understand that if you let this moment escape, you're lost? 1083 01:25:07,296 --> 01:25:10,120 What'll become of you without a job, no one to help you? 1084 01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:14,821 You want your mother to be blamed for your ruin? Hasn't she yearned so much 1085 01:25:14,891 --> 01:25:18,080 for this marriage? Because of her, you want it to fall apart? 1086 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:21,570 What are you doing wrong? Courage, Angela, I'm here. 1087 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:24,280 Put the responsibility on me for what you'll do. 1088 01:25:24,400 --> 01:25:29,080 Go get ready, dear. And without wasting time. Who are you? 1089 01:25:29,240 --> 01:25:34,680 I'm the porter. I was there.. because I helped dress the young lady! 1090 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:37,000 After donning the veil.. 1091 01:25:37,070 --> 01:25:39,800 Well, do me a favor and put it back on her. 1092 01:25:40,060 --> 01:25:41,468 Where is your room? 1093 01:25:43,109 --> 01:25:47,238 You mustn't have any fears, or scruples, understood? 1094 01:25:50,479 --> 01:25:51,687 Angela.. 1095 01:25:52,346 --> 01:25:53,640 Come on! 1096 01:25:54,072 --> 01:25:57,530 Do it right, because she must be the most beautiful bride ever seen. 1097 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,190 Yes, sir. Come on, miss. 1098 01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:02,240 Hurry, Angela. 1099 01:26:30,720 --> 01:26:34,937 Is the groom still not back yet? - Is the young lady feeling ill? 1100 01:26:35,121 --> 01:26:37,367 The young lady feels very well. 1101 01:26:37,520 --> 01:26:43,661 Indeed, I have the pleasure to inform you that I convinced her to suppress her grief. 1102 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:45,920 We're all here, aren't we? 1103 01:26:46,393 --> 01:26:48,440 Who are the other witnesses? 1104 01:26:54,240 --> 01:26:57,105 I asked, please, who are the other witnesses. 1105 01:26:57,175 --> 01:27:00,277 As I said before, it was me. - Ah, good, thanks. 1106 01:27:00,496 --> 01:27:05,410 But I meant the ones for the groom. - I am one. 1107 01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:09,200 And I was the other. - Good. Then we're all set. 1108 01:27:09,546 --> 01:27:13,010 Then we need one of you.. - Excuse me. - Let me finish, please. 1109 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,598 I was saying we need one of you.. 1110 01:27:15,998 --> 01:27:21,128 You for example, who were so quick to declare yourself, to be so kind.. 1111 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:26,509 to run to the church and let the priest know.. - What are you talking about? 1112 01:27:26,855 --> 01:27:28,839 Please, let me finish! 1113 01:27:29,071 --> 01:27:34,640 Why shouldn't this marriage take place? The mourning of the bride, perhaps? 1114 01:27:34,710 --> 01:27:36,988 But if the bride herself.. - I won't allow it! 1115 01:27:37,058 --> 01:27:41,901 I will never allow my son.. - Do his duty? This you won't allow? 1116 01:27:41,971 --> 01:27:45,467 Why are you interfering? - I interfere because you're a gentleman, 1117 01:27:45,537 --> 01:27:47,320 my dear Grimi. - Migri, please. 1118 01:27:47,390 --> 01:27:49,713 Grimi, Migri, it doesn't matter. 1119 01:27:49,783 --> 01:27:52,337 But I assumed I was speaking to a gentleman, correct? 1120 01:27:52,407 --> 01:27:57,030 It is neither right nor honest to shirk one's duty at a time like this! 1121 01:27:57,175 --> 01:28:01,505 One must confront the misfortune of that poor girl and save her! 1122 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:06,138 Because this marriage will happen! It will despite the tragedy and.. 1123 01:28:06,270 --> 01:28:10,956 and despite this sleeve which has been tormenting all this time! 1124 01:28:12,280 --> 01:28:14,645 You're joking! - No, sir, it was sewed up. 1125 01:28:14,715 --> 01:28:17,440 No, I think you're joking because these are just outbursts. 1126 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:20,360 It's what the case requires. - Or interest! 1127 01:28:20,480 --> 01:28:23,848 Hey, Mr. Grimi.. - Migri! - You shut up! 1128 01:28:23,918 --> 01:28:27,600 How dare you? - It's not possible under these conditions! - Andrea! 1129 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,200 Allow me, mama. 1130 01:28:32,570 --> 01:28:34,520 Eh.. allow me. 1131 01:28:38,256 --> 01:28:41,834 What's happening Professor? - It's like this: 1132 01:28:41,904 --> 01:28:45,850 I convinced Miss Reis to be strong and control herself.. 1133 01:28:46,030 --> 01:28:50,629 considering the gravity of the situation you have placed and left her in. 1134 01:28:51,280 --> 01:28:53,290 If it pleases you, Mr. Migri.. 1135 01:28:53,360 --> 01:28:58,451 This time I got the name right because I like this young man. 1136 01:28:58,775 --> 01:29:03,360 I was saying, if you please, Mr. Migri, if you could without too much confusion 1137 01:29:03,430 --> 01:29:07,280 go to church and celebrate the wedding immediately. Sounds good? 1138 01:29:13,907 --> 01:29:17,360 Dear son, look at me. You're listening to me. 1139 01:29:17,817 --> 01:29:22,600 If this misfortune hadn't happened, that girl would already be your wife.. 1140 01:29:22,839 --> 01:29:26,680 and you have the heart to go and leave your fiancee alone? 1141 01:29:26,960 --> 01:29:31,520 The woman who you said you loved, who you offered your name to, your life? 1142 01:29:31,826 --> 01:29:35,520 You understand that without her mother, she's all alone. 1143 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:38,970 Her mother died from the joy of seeing her married. 1144 01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:43,196 And this joy you must give her though she's gone or else she died in vain. 1145 01:29:43,523 --> 01:29:45,431 I am speaking to a man of honor. 1146 01:29:45,501 --> 01:29:49,426 Answer, talk to me! Speak! - Andrea! - Ma'am.. 1147 01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:51,360 I forbid you to answer! 1148 01:29:52,159 --> 01:29:55,613 Mama! You're making me look like a child. 1149 01:29:55,683 --> 01:30:00,111 Yes, but if I may, remember in this situation we must obey our mother. 1150 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,360 And if you don't mind, your older brother also. 1151 01:30:03,777 --> 01:30:07,431 You may not. And I do mind. 1152 01:30:08,224 --> 01:30:12,378 Yes, it is useless to stare at me. The words of this man.. 1153 01:30:13,650 --> 01:30:16,227 have made me feel ashamed of myself. 1154 01:30:16,835 --> 01:30:19,120 And for that I thank him. 1155 01:30:21,061 --> 01:30:24,321 Professor, if Angela wants.. 1156 01:30:25,452 --> 01:30:28,640 Ah, finally! - Finally what? 1157 01:30:29,600 --> 01:30:33,277 Finally, the debate is over. Finally. 1158 01:30:33,347 --> 01:30:39,028 Yes. Finally, there's a word which comes from the heart. God bless you, my son! 1159 01:30:39,829 --> 01:30:40,949 And now.. 1160 01:30:42,006 --> 01:30:47,037 And now you.. you who look so happy and was so nice to declare himself earlier, 1161 01:30:47,107 --> 01:30:50,916 Do me a favor: run to the priest and tell him we'll be right there. 1162 01:30:51,050 --> 01:30:53,800 No, don't go. You're too fat and will arrive out of breath. 1163 01:30:53,920 --> 01:30:57,370 You're thin, come here. You're a witness for the bride like me. 1164 01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:59,322 Tell the priest we'll be right there. 1165 01:30:59,443 --> 01:31:03,680 And now, gentlemen, let us understand the feeling of that poor lady. 1166 01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:07,672 All the flowers from the dead. - Right! - Help me! 1167 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:16,099 Please. 1168 01:31:17,504 --> 01:31:19,040 Hold this. 1169 01:31:23,508 --> 01:31:24,680 Accountant! 1170 01:31:25,063 --> 01:31:29,148 Take these flowers away! Ah! A thorn! - Excuse me. 1171 01:31:29,218 --> 01:31:30,560 Be careful! 1172 01:31:31,040 --> 01:31:34,720 Accountant, please.. - And this.. - Ah! 1173 01:32:05,760 --> 01:32:07,840 Take this. - Come on, dear. 1174 01:32:09,402 --> 01:32:10,985 Don't cry. 1175 01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:14,320 Angela! 1176 01:32:26,147 --> 01:32:28,440 It would've been a shame. 1177 01:32:33,320 --> 01:32:35,970 You can cry later. Now we must go. 1178 01:32:36,040 --> 01:32:39,370 The others are not needed and this poor child mustn't be left alone. 1179 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:42,986 Only the witnesses. You're one of them, right? - I must be.. 1180 01:32:43,056 --> 01:32:46,480 He's one and.. - And me! - I'm the wife of another! 1181 01:32:46,550 --> 01:32:50,610 Now we must run to church, Andrea. Go. Please. Please, please, please! 1182 01:32:50,680 --> 01:32:53,453 And me? - What? - Am I not coming? - Where? 1183 01:32:53,523 --> 01:32:56,467 To church. - Why for? - I'm the brother of the groom! 1184 01:32:59,877 --> 01:33:02,330 This is a blessed sleeve, you know? 1185 01:33:04,990 --> 01:33:08,080 Professor.. - Morning. Thank you .. 1186 01:33:11,480 --> 01:33:14,530 Did you see what we had to endure from that man? 1187 01:33:14,600 --> 01:33:17,653 But he's so nice. - What vitality! 1188 01:33:21,855 --> 01:33:22,981 What is it? 1189 01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:26,680 I can't. Forgive me, love. 1190 01:33:58,834 --> 01:34:03,057 Are you ill? - No, no. He's.. not running, see? 1191 01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:08,170 He flies! - He's young and happy. - Bless him! 1192 01:34:08,240 --> 01:34:11,970 Professor, forgive me if I seemed before a little against it, 1193 01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:18,850 but I'm an administrator of the Migri firm and I couldn't contradict my bosses. 1194 01:34:18,920 --> 01:34:23,688 I've been working for them for 30 years and you were magnificent! 1195 01:34:23,758 --> 01:34:28,319 I've never seen such strength and impetuosity. Let me shake your hand! 1196 01:34:28,389 --> 01:34:32,143 It's only due to the fact that I didn't have my usual clothes. 1197 01:34:32,213 --> 01:34:35,050 In that suit, I'm good. There would've been no reaction. 1198 01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:39,318 I would've acted like an imbecile. But this tight coat, that was lent to me, 1199 01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:43,167 irritated me so much and put me in such a fury as soon as I wore it. 1200 01:34:43,237 --> 01:34:47,092 And when the sleeve tore and I pulled it out, I had the strength to rebel! 1201 01:34:47,162 --> 01:34:51,333 Sometimes, the fate and happiness of a person depends on a tight tailcoat. 1202 01:34:51,403 --> 01:34:54,888 Gentlemen! Hurry, it's late! - Yes, Let's run! 1203 01:34:54,958 --> 01:34:56,770 Easy to say! I don't want to fall! 1204 01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:59,240 Take off your coat! - I'll look a mess! - Oh, no! 1205 01:34:59,360 --> 01:35:02,480 Then I'll take it off. - Here, give it to me! - Thanks. 1206 01:35:05,960 --> 01:35:09,600 Were you hurt? - No! But hopefully it's the last.. 1207 01:35:09,720 --> 01:35:14,050 and they marry soon. Thanks. You're not entirely unlikable. 1208 01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:17,248 Very nice. - Shall we do it? - Eh! 1209 01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,400 English subtitles by sineintegral@KG. 104244