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http://Scene-RLS.net
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This is
Peter Crouch: Save Our Summer!
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She's the person everyone wants
to be in a bubble with.
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It's Maya Jama!
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And he's six foot seven
and sent from heaven.
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That's right, it's our hero,
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Mr Peter Crouch!
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# Ain't no doorframe high enough
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# Ain't no trousers long enough
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# Ain't no shoes that are big enough
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# Oh, Peter, Peter, for you... #
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Go on, Roisin!
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# Ain't no ceiling high enough
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# Ain't no ladder tall enough... #
Come on, Crouchy! Come on, son!
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# Ain't no bed that is long enough
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# Peter, Peter, for you
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# One more time!
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# Ain't no minibus long enough
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# Ain't no swimming pool
deep enough... #
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Hang on a minute, it's David Seaman!
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Good luck, Peter.I'm ready.
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Oh!
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David Seaman! Peter Crouch!
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Love, lovely.
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That's unnerving.
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A childhood dream.
Big David Seaman.
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Is that the actual Euro 96 shirt
you've got on there?
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It is, mate, yeah.
Really? So that's your shirt?
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It's the one I wore in
the quarterfinals against Spain.
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Wow!Yeah.That's impressive.
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Very special memories.Yeah.
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Something I did really want to know,
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is that moustache ever
going to make a return?
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Uh...no.
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It's gone away with the ponytail.
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I was going to say, what about
the pony? That was an iconic look.
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Still got the hairbands.
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Would you say that me
standing over a penalty
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was the most daunting...?
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Yeah, I was surprised how close
you were, if I'm honest.
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I was in the six-yard box,
to be fair. It's my show, all right?
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Well, thank you, David.
We'll be seeing a bit more of him
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in just a bit for a very special
edition of Musical VAR.
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It's David Seaman!
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And Roisin Conaty is here.
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Hello!How are you?
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I'm good. Thanks for having me.
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The gloves suit you.
They do suit me.
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I think I'd like myself more
if I had bigger hands.
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I feel like I look like
I've got more authority.
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Thanks, Roisin.
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Right, welcome for the last time
to Save Our Summer.
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So, we have a jam-packed show for
you tonight to see us out in style.
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We've got a massive banger
from AJ Tracey and Mabel
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in our Garden Sessions,
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the very funny
Roisin Conaty is here,
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Crouchy is going to be taking on
Fast Dad for the last time ever,
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head-to-head, a very big one,
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and Jamie Redknapp goes head-to-head
with Sir Mo Farah in
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the grand final of Sporting Fix.
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Loads of finals,
loads of head-to-heads.
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I think someone's going to
cry today.Yeah.
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It's not a bad way
to end the series.
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And for the last time, it's our
house band, the Horne Section.
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Hello, boys.
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Danger! High Voltage
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# Danger! Danger! #
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Hi, Peter.
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Oh, I wanted more of that.That's
all you're getting.I enjoyed that.
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Best one?Yeah.That's the first one
you've enjoyed, isn't it?
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It's the first time
I didn't want it to stop.Oh, OK.
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Right, let's bring out
our first guest.
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It's our Sporting Fix finalists,
Sir Mo Farah and Jamie Redknapp.
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# Sir Mo Farah
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# And Jamie Redknapp!
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# Sir Mo Farah and Jamie Redknapp! #
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Hello!You all right?
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Hi, guys. Crouchy.
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Look at them,
the Sporting Fix finalists.
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Well done, boys.
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This is a big deal. Very big deal.
How does it feel being face-to-face
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against each other,
knowing someone's going home crying?
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We're not talking.Oh.
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I love Mo. How can you not?
Look at him. What a guy.
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You're really competitive so
I know you've been practicing.
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A little bit. I've been practicing
at home pretty much every day,
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throwing ping-pong balls.
You didn't!
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Have you not?No.Mate...
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Mo, I don't think you realise
who you're against.
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He takes it very, very seriously.
Crouchy knows. We played together.
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I know, mate. When we were
at Southampton together,
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did you ever think
we'd be sitting here?
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Mate, I know.
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I can honestly say, in football
everyone likes Peter.
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Everyone loves Crouchy.
Nobody says a bad word about him
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so you couldn't...
What's happening to him
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couldn't happen to a nicer guy,
so I'm buzzing.That's so nice.
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I appreciate that.Look at him.
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And, Mo, you're obviously a sir,
won all these medals,
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and now you're going up against
Jamie Redknapp in the Sporting Fix.
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I think it's going to be fun.
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Obviously I want to win
at everything I go into.
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If it's competing against my kids...
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Everything I want do, I want to,
like...You want to win.Yeah.
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I didn't realise you're 37 now.
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Don't say that.
No, you look like a little baby.
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He actually looks tiny.Seriously?
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Yeah, you look younger than me.
I shaved this morning.Young genes.
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And, Jamie, you're almost 60 now,
aren't you?
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I just turned 59!
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Stop it, Pete.
But you look good, you look good.
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Don't throw it in now!
You just killed me
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and now you're trying to be
all nice. See, I told you,
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he's not as nice as he makes out.
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Can we take
that bit out and start now?
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You do always get the old jokes,
don't you?
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Well, I'm getting old.It's because
he looks well, that's why.
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I thought he was younger than he is.
He's my dad's age.Nice.
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I like this theme. You look amazing,
I look about 60. Great.
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No, I'm joking, I'm joking.
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You know, during lockdown,
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people that have never run in their
lives started taking up running.
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Like, have you been going out
during lockdown and stuff?Yeah.
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And when you see
these first-time runners
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and they're getting in your way,
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are you just thinking,
"What on Earth are you doing?"
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It's just nice to see so many people
running during lockdown,
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because we were given an hour
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and then later on we were given
twice a day to go out.Yeah.
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I go running along the river
and people are just like...
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"That's Mo! That's Mo!"
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And then someone will come up
to you nicely and wave at you.
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It's just nice to see so many
people, like you made their day.
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That must be demoralising, though,
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when you're going through
in the park like that,
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running around Richmond Park and Mo
Farah's just like...Blowing past.
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"Who's that bloke?"
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Do people try and race you?
When you're in the park,
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do people try and give you...?
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Yeah, you do get some people
that are fitter,
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like club runners or someone else,
where you're on a long run.
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Like Sunday, I was doing
a 20-mile-long run along the river,
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and then you get some runners
and they try keep up with you.
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You can just hear
the footstep going doof, doof.
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And then the breath.
Your instinct tells you,
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"Pick it up, pick up the pace!"
So you pick up just a little bit.
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So you do actually race them?
No way!
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I don't race them, you just pick up.
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Sometimes they want to
have a chat, say, "Hi, how are you?
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"How far are you going? Three miles?
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"I'm going 20 miles,
I've still got 18 left."
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But you obviously had a very good
football career as well.
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You were well involved for a long
time, now you're a TV star too.
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What was your highlight in life,
do you reckon?
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To play for your country is just
the most incredible achievement.
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As a little boy all you
want to do is play football, then
you want to become professional
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and then to play for your country
and put on the Three Lions
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is very special. So we're
very fortunate, it's been good.
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How good was Euro 96? Being a part
of that must have been special.
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It was because of the characters
involved. I think the game...
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The game's obviously changed so
much now but the characters we had,
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like Paul Gascoigne, Robbie Fowler
was in the squad, David Seaman...
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Shearer.Paul Gascoigne was
such an amazing player
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but an amazing character.
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And Steve McManaman,
Robbie Fowler and myself,
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we all took turns to babysit him
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because he was always up to no good.
He had so much energy
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he'd want to play tennis,
he'd want to go for a run,
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he'd want to play football,
so after training
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one of us always had to spend
a couple of hours with him.
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Just to look after him.And that was
our job and I'd ring Macca up
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and say, "Can you have a go now?
I've got to go to sleep."
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That's amazing.
But it was great times.
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We did actually see -
well, I saw for the first time -
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a picture of you in your white suit
and your glasses,
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looking completely different
back in the day.
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What were they called, the Liverpool
team then?Oh, the Spice Boys.
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There he is!Yeah, yeah.
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I love that.I thought, well,
I'd put a white suit on
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but let's make it worse by putting
some stinking glasses on as well.
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What do you feel about that? Because
you're quite a stylish man now.
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What does that do for you?
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It was... David James was
modelling for Armani.Yeah.
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He was a big model at the time,
and obviously a great goalkeeper,
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and Armani said that
they'll do our suits for us.
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So David said to all the guys,
"Do you fancy it?"
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We were like, "Yeah, brilliant.
This sounds good -
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"you get a free suit, you can
wear it again after the cup final."
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Then it came and...
There he is.Stop it.
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But I'm not sure, I think it was
Giorgio's brother, Freddie Armani,
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that designed them. Because
there is no way they're Giorgio.
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Look at the state of them!
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They're like a lollipop man
or ice cream van outfit.
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You learn from your mistakes, Maya.
And that was certainly a mistake.
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Well, obviously, as well,
you're kind of basically family.
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Harry obviously managed
Peter quite a lot of times.
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He's family, he is.
Three times Dad signed you?
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Yeah, I played for him three,
possibly four times, I think, yeah.
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Did Arsenal ever ask you
to play for them?
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No, I was at Tottenham as a kid.
Full-time?
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Yeah, I was at Tottenham as a kid
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and played against
Arsenal loads of times.
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I always did all right against
Arsenal.Always scored against us.
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Yeah, you're a massive Arsenal
fan, aren't you?Yeah, massive.
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Weren't you going to name...?
One of your boys' middle names
was going to be Arsenal?
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His first name is Hussein
and I was going to call him Arsenal
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and then Farah. People'd be saying
Arsenal Farah.What happened?
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Why didn't you go for it?
The wife wouldn't let me.
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My wife wouldn't let me,
she was like...Out of order.
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.."You're not calling him that."
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I was going to ask you about that
special day, obviously.
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Super Saturday.
Yeah, what was that like?
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To be part of that, I mean,
it's incredible.
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It was just, for me it was
a dream come true.There he is.
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To do what I did
at your home Olympics
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and to have 75,000 people
to cheer for you,
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and the whole country
just getting behind you,
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that's what really drives me
every day to get out of bed
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and just to continue, and you're
just looking for that feeling and...
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That is lovely.
That must have been nuts.
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But the thing is, with
these two achieving that, you know,
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I won the Charity Shield.
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Hey, celebrate every achievement.
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"Peter, he's just won
the gold medal at the Olympics."
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Bit different.And you were supposed
to do the Olympics in Tokyo
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this year, so when that was
cancelled, where were you?
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Do you remember?At the time,
I was in training camp in Ethiopia.
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Right.When it got cancelled,
it was a relief for me
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because, as an athlete leading up
to it, you want to be able to have
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six or seven races to test yourself,
see where you are.
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And at the time I tore my Achilles
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so I was just coming back
from injury anyway,
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so for me
it actually worked out better.
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At the time, yeah.And as you said,
I don't look that old now, so...
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Yeah.All right, well,
it's almost time for you
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to take on our Sporting Fix live
final right here in the studio.
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Are you ready?I'm ready.
Are you ready, Jamie?Yeah.
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We've had eight weeks of
ferocious cup-based competition
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between eight of the world's
greatest sporting stars.
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We've seen footballers,
cricketers, rugby players,
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Olympic and Paralympic legends
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all battle it out for the chance
to get to the final,
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and tonight you could be taking home
this mighty Cup of Cups trophy.
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# Ah aa-aa-aaaah! #
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That's better than
the Olympic ceremony, surely.
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It's definitely much bigger.
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Right, before we reveal
tonight's challenge,
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let's have a look
at your road to the final.
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The quarterfinal stages
had a strong start
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when Mo Farah took on Ellie Simmonds
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for some Cesc Fabregas-inspired
teabag flicking.
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It was nearly Ellie's victory
early on,
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but Mo steamed ahead,
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succeeding in the fewest attempts.
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Got it!
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Jamie Redknapp took on
Kevin Pietersen for a challenge
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that saw saucepans and ping-pong
balls unite for the first time
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in the history of sport.
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Jamie wowed with a trick shot off
two pans and a bounce off the grass.
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Yes!
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Landing himself a place
in the semis against the fastest
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woman in Britain, Dina Asher-Smith.
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Dina did it in just two strikes.
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I did it!
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But maintaining
his sporting integrity...
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..Jamie sailed into the final,
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executing the perfect
free kick first time.
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Yes! Through to the final. Come on!
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Mo Farah's semifinal
challenge found him
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tossing yet more teabags,
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this time against the mighty
Jessica Ennis-Hill.
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Oh!
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Mo's brilliant batting
knocked Jess for six,
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winning him a place in the final,
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just in time for tea.Cup of tea?
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Yes, tonight's final is
inspired by the viewers' absolute
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favourite of the series,
the ping-pong pan challenge,
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but we've ramped it up a notch.
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You'll be taking on the ping-pong
pan pendulum challenge.
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Yeah, very difficult, this one.
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So you'll each take it in turns
to bounce a golden ping-pong ball
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onto the upturned saucepans,
into the ultimate goal -
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the Cup of Cups trophy, swinging
from the ceiling over there.
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It's sudden death with
the winner being the first person
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to cup their own ball, plus
you get to go home with that
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golden-painted swinging bin trophy,
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which I know you so desperately
want.
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It's a tough one.
Are you feeling confident?
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I'm nervous.
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I'm nervous but I'm confident.
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Right. It doesn't get
any bigger than this.
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It's Farah versus Redknapp.
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It's runner versus footballer.
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It's knight of the Realm
versus a commoner.
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This is the final
of the Sporting Fix.
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# Peter Crouch's
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# Sporting Fix
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# The final! #
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Yeah!Tension in the air.
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Right, we're going to start
with you, Mo.
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Take your position
and I'll swing the Cup of Cups.
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It's off all four pans to win.
Happy with that? Yeah?
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Good luck, Mo.Come on, Mo!
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Come on, Mo!
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Ooh!Unlucky, unlucky.
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Go on, mate.
So, Jamie, it's your go.Peter.
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It's so tense.
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That's a big swing, though -
that's going kind of fast.
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This is for you, Pete,
this is for you.
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Good. ALL:Oh!
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Sorry, Pete.If only
this was the two-pan challenge.
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Don't let me down again, Jame.
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Come on!Ooh!
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Oh!So close.
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Come on.You ready?This to win it.
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Oh!
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I'm absolutely...
I've found my rhythm, Pete.
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He's got it, he's got it.This is
better than the football restarting.
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This is great.
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Oh!Interesting.You ready, Pete?
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I'm actually really enjoying this.
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This to win, this to win.
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Oh!He had it, he thought he had it.
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The final hurdle.
It's like my football career.
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You've got this, Mo.
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Oh!
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Sorry.He's rimmed it,
he's rimmed it.Unbelievable!
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Jamie, to win it.Pete, this is it.
Come on, mate. For Harry.Ready?
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For Harry.
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Oh!What an anti-climax that was.
Sorry, Dad.
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Jamie, you get a go.
One more go, one more go.Yes!
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Jamie, you've got one go
to salvage something here.Yeah.
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Otherwise Mo Farah is
the Cup of Cups Champion 2020.Yeah.
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Oh!
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Mo Farah's the winner!
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Well done, Mo.Oh, my God.
Well done, Mo.
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That's what we like!Well done, Mo.
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How does it feel to be the winner
of the Cup of Cups trophy?
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That's amazing. We showed we're
good sportsmen, both of us.Yeah.
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Well, listen, you know,
there we have it.
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Eight weeks of global sports stars
and the champion of champions,
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the winner of the Sporting Fix
Cup of Cups...
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..is Sir Mo Farah.
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# The champion! #
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Well done to Mo,
champion of the Sporting Fix.Yeah!
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# Peter Crouch's Sporting Fix. #
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The winner is Mo Farah!
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God, that was so good.
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It's literally
like Super Saturday all over again.
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Right,
time to welcome our next guest.
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It's the very funny Roisin Conaty.
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# Roisin Conaty, Roisin Conaty
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# Roisi-i-i-in! #
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Welcome.Oh, thanks for having me.
What a treat.Our absolute pleasure.
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Do you know Alex well?I know Alex.
Hi, Roisin!Hi, Alex.
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Once Alex, um...
Can I tell them that story?
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I don't know what the story is yet.
OK, I'm going to go for it anyway.
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Oh, right. OK.
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It's happening, no matter.
Regardless.
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It was at Alex's birthday
many years ago,
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and we all ended up
going back to mine.
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And me and Sara Pascoe, a comedian,
we went on my balcony
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and Alex had passed out.
And he woke up,
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genuinely about four in the morning,
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and went, "Tom, Barney - bed!"
Then went back to sleep.
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I'm a pretty good father.
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He's a good father!
Just in dad mode.
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You are a good dad, aren't you?
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They look pretty similar
in some ways.
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We've got, obviously, some legendary
sportspeople here today.Yeah.
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Are you into any sports at all?
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I baby-sat Joe Cole once.
Oh, wow!No way!
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Yeah, so I dine out on that
quite a lot...Really?That's mad.
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..when sport comes up.Wow.
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And I let him knock his brother out.
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He told me...
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He told me he was allowed to fight
with gloves, and they weren't.
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And, yeah,
so I'm friends with his cousin.
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And I was in a pub with him when
David Beckham got sent off as well.
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We watched that together.Legendary.
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How did Joe react
to David Beckham getting sent off?
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He wasn't pleased.
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It should have been Edinburgh
Festival this...August, yeah, yeah.
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..August, wasn't it? Yeah, so...
And you started there.
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How much does it mean to you?
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Oh, yeah, I think
for comics, comedians,
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it's sort of everything, Edinburgh.
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And it's the biggest
arts festival in the world.
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It's just, you know... So it's
so weird it's not going to happen.
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You won Best Newcomer ten years ago.
Yeah, yeah. That was, er...
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..wild.Was it?
Yeah, my night was so good
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that the next day I was like,
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"Are there any doctors in?
What part of your body's this?"
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Obviously you're an actress as well.
Yeah.
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And you've written your own sitcom.
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I have, yeah.
GameFace, yeah, yeah.
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So what's it about,
for people that don't have...?
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Oh, it's Marcella is a failed
actress, and her ex marries a girl
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that he met in Vegas after two
weeks, and her brother's on drugs.
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So...
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Is there any, like, truth...?
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I thought you were going to say,
"Is there any joy?"
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"Is there any happiness?"
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No, but, like,
was that about somebody,
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or did you just write it
as a character?
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No, no-one I know. Bits of it.
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Tiny bits of it. But, no, most of it
is... You just sit down and write.
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But, of course, bits of it are true.
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You just have to hide those bits so
people don't recognise themselves.
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Yeah, different names,
different houses.Yeah.
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And how about lockdown?
Did you find it hard?
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Were you quite busy?
I found it quite... Not too bad.
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I just ate my way through it,
watched the Sopranos.
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Did you? Have you never
watched it before?No.Oh, no way!
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Cos we're thinking about going back
and starting it all again,
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cos I loved it that much.
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I'd never seen it, and I got
to the end and cos I felt
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like I wasn't going to see them
again, I burst out sobbing.
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It was the pandemic, and I was
a bit like, you know, wild.
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And then my flatmate leaned over,
touched my arm,
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and I thought she was going to say
something comforting.
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And she went, "Can I film you?"
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God! In tears!
Cos I was crying so much.
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It must be that good, then.
I've not seen it.Oh, no, honestly.
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Best thing ever?
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It's a bit of a thing for me and
Abbey,
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cos when we first got together,
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we used to make a little, like,
bed on the floor and watch it.
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Oh, I love that.
And it was... It was really nice.
430
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And now we just watch stuff
in separate rooms.
431
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,400
But how did you find lockdown
in general?
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Are you a cooker?
Do you like cooking?
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Not really.Me neither.
No. But I've had to learn.
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Yeah.And it's been...spicy.
435
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I'm not a fan myself but, Jamie,
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haven't you done some
cheffing on Zoom?
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Yeah, a little bit.
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One of my mates is,
like, a Michelin-star chef.
439
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Actually with Joe Cole. Joe Cole's
not even on the show today!
440
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He joins in the Zoom.
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Every footballer in the
Premier League's been invited
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to this chef doing these dishes,
apart from me.Yeah.Honestly.
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You just openly said you can't cook,
though. No-one wants your food.
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Pete, do you want to join in?
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No, not really.
446
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,880
Amazing.What have you been making?
Everything.
447
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Like chicken Kievs,
like, from the start.Lovely.
448
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Yeah, like, the best
steak and chips ever.
449
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Have you gone to the '80s for this?
Yeah, it really was.
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It was taking me back in time.
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Mo, have you learnt any new skills?
Just looking after the kids,
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getting involved and just
being part of their life, really.
453
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,120
As you know, a lot of the time
I'm away in training camp,
454
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,400
so this actually got us
a lot closer together.
455
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,000
We set up a triathlon in the house,
456
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,640
where someone swam,
ran, the monkey bars.
457
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:19,440
Just been getting involved with
everything, really.That's great.
458
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,040
Did you win?
Er, I think I did!
459
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,000
But didn't you learn
a secret skill during lockdown?
460
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,960
Are you on about my ventriloquism?
I hear that you can do that.
461
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,880
I can't really do it,
but I think, with time,
462
00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:33,200
I think I could be good at it.
463
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,360
OK, would you mind giving us
a little demonstration?
464
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,000
Oh, here we go.
I can't do it very well.
465
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,240
Hello, my name's Roisin.
My God. That is well, though.
466
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,640
That's not bad.
Are you going out tonight?
467
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,400
Yeah, I'm actually
going out tonight.
468
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,120
Is that right?
Where you going, girls?
469
00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,640
Yeah!Where you going?
Yeah, that's really good, actually.
470
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,000
You look stiff as hell.
471
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,960
Say your name, though.
That's the tricky thing.
472
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,200
'E'er C'oush.Peter Crouch. Do it...
473
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,040
Do it down the camera, because you
actually look kind of scary. Go on.
474
00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,440
'E'er C'oush.
475
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,760
I want to do a killer voice.
Hold on.
476
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:06,360
"I'm going to kill you."Oh!
477
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:08,240
There you go.That's horrible.
I hated that!
478
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,760
"I'm going to kill you!"
479
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:16,640
All right, so you're sticking around
but, for now, Roisin Conaty!
480
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:26,160
All right, over the series,
there's been one relationship
481
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,600
that, rather than blossomed,
482
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,200
has deteriorated
into an absolute nightmare,
483
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,240
and I've loved every second.
I think it's been fantastic.
484
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,720
Here's Guy Mowbray to remind us
of the epic battle
485
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,640
that has been Peter Crouch versus
his arch nemesis, Fast Dad.
486
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,120
What began at a school sports day
487
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:46,040
has now become
the nation's biggest rivalry.
488
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,240
You haven't seen or spoken to him
since he totally rinsed you
489
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,760
in front of your children,
your whole family...
490
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,480
What, have you got Fast Dad
here now?He's here tonight.
491
00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:02,000
Over the past eight weeks,
Crouchy has fought tooth and nail
492
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,200
to keep his sporting
reputation intact.
493
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,720
The fight was against one man...
494
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,840
..in chinos.
495
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,840
I think
when you're an elite sportsman,
496
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,600
you should be winning
the dads' race.
497
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,040
Have you ever lost a dad race?
498
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:18,760
No.
499
00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:20,160
Go!
500
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,520
Fast Dad is the winner!
501
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,920
Get set! Egg and spoon!
502
00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,480
The winner was Fast Dad.
503
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,760
Oh!
504
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:41,520
Oh, God!
505
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,840
Oh, no!
506
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,880
Oh!
507
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,600
Yes!
508
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,720
Woo! This is my house!
509
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,000
My house!
510
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,720
Oh!Fast Dad!
511
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,200
Yeah? Green!Oh, he's done it!
Green counts!
512
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,160
Peter Crouch is the winner!Yay!
513
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,560
Need that.
514
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,680
Fast Dad's doing press-ups.
Oh, my God.That's amazing!
515
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,480
Mate, that's what I'm dealing with.
516
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,760
After Peter packed a punch,
it was neck-and-neck,
517
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,840
and there was everything
to play for.
518
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,960
In the hole!
519
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,880
Oh!
520
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,240
Lovely stroke. So that's two shots.
521
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,320
Peter, to win
you must get a hole-in-one.
522
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:48,400
Oh, no!
523
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:53,720
It's a draw! It's a draw!
Even Stevens.
524
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,960
So it's all square
heading into the final showdown.
525
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,600
There can only be one winner.
526
00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,160
It ends now.
527
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,400
That is amazing. I felt a bit
emotional watching that.I did.
528
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,040
You've got a tear in your eye!God,
the competition's intense!It is.
529
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,640
It is big.And I want this so much.
530
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,480
OK. So, for the last time,
we are going to try and give away
531
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,640
one more bit of
your old football junk
532
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,280
as you take on Fast Dad
in Win Peter's Stuff.
533
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:32,840
It's the big'un. And, Alex,
I know you've got a fan waiting
534
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,120
to take Peter's stuff
for the last time.I do.
535
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:37,480
What a journey we've been on.
Such a journey.
536
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,880
As you know, I'm president of
the leading Peter Crouch fan club.
537
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:43,600
It's called
The Peter Crouch Fan Club.
538
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:46,280
And all the members are called
The Peter Crouch Fans.
539
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,800
I then selected...
Straight to the point!
540
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,680
I selected
one devoted Peter Crouch fan
541
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,480
who correctly answered
this question
542
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,720
that only a Peter Crouch fan
would know the answer to.
543
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:55,960
It was this.
544
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:57,880
When they first got together,
545
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,720
what did Peter sent Abbey
to express his love?
546
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,160
Ooh.A romantic question.
547
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,360
Tonight's fan
in with a chance of winning
548
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:07,600
Peter's prized possessions
is Cody Griffiths from Norfolk!
549
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,040
There he is!Hiya!Cody!Hello!
550
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,680
Yes, I can tell you
a little bit about Cody.
551
00:26:12,680 --> 00:26:14,240
He's a big fan of Crouchy,
552
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,560
he cried when you left Tottenham
for Stoke City. He's never met you.
553
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,520
His uncle was going to get him
a Crouchy T-shirt
554
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:21,880
but he got him
a Fernando Torres one instead.
555
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,720
Oh.Yeah, fair enough.
556
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,320
Hello, Cody. You all right?
557
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,520
Hiya! Not bad, thanks. Yourself?
Good, thank you.
558
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,080
How does it feel, seeing, you know,
559
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,880
your idol in front of you here
on a little yellow stool?
560
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,760
It's pretty intense,
pretty terrifying.He's a nice guy.
561
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,560
I had an argument with my mum
and that about him.
562
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:41,200
Is she downstairs?Yeah, yeah.
563
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,880
She wasn't the biggest fan of Peter
when he played football, and I was.
564
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,880
Oh.Yeah, leave her downstairs,
mate. No worries.
565
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:54,520
So the question is, what did Peter
send Abbey to express his love?
566
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,320
Romantic poetry.
567
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,800
That is correct, yeah.
568
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,000
But, listen, I express my love
in lots of different ways,
569
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:04,160
but that is one of them. So I used
to write little bits for her.
570
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:06,240
Like, in cards,
it was Valentines or birthdays -
571
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,120
I'd write a little poem
in the card, always.
572
00:27:08,120 --> 00:27:10,600
That's so nice.Like,
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
573
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,320
"how have I pulled you?"
574
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,840
Something like that?
575
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,960
That was good. That was a good one.
No-one's ever written me a poem.
576
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,680
Have you had a poem before?Yeah.
577
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,720
Weren't great.Was it not?
578
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Alex, have you ever written
a poem about someone?
579
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,680
I have written some poetry
in the pa... In the very recent...
580
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:28,400
Today.
581
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,960
It's about Peter, though.
It's very embarrassing. I don't...
582
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,440
No, Alex...Yeah, OK.
No, I will read it, I will read it.
583
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,520
OK, all right.OK.Yeah.
584
00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,760
He was an astonishingly
talented footballer
585
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:43,640
Who staggered round the pitch
like a skilful heron
586
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:46,040
But now he is my best friend
in the whole world
587
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:48,480
And I tell everyone I meet
that I am friends with him
588
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,760
He's big, he's red
589
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:52,640
His feet stick out the bed
590
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,640
He's my best friend, Peter
591
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,520
Crouch.
592
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:59,880
Aw!Yeah?
593
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:01,040
You like?
594
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,800
Do you want to keep...keep it?
595
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,520
No. No, thanks.No? OK, fine.
596
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,760
It's time now to go over to Peter's
much better half, Abbey Clancy,
597
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:15,760
to find out what item
of Peter's stuff
598
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,480
she wants to get rid of tonight.
599
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,760
Hey, guys,
and welcome to our garage.
600
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,880
Ta-da!
601
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:29,040
This week, I'm giving away
this 2010 England v Mexico,
602
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,040
smelly, covered-in-grass stains
603
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,640
with-scribble-all-over-it
England shirt.
604
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:39,800
If you want it, be my guest, because
I'll only just put it in the bin.
605
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,160
Amazing.Oh, she means that.
She's going to dash it?
606
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,920
Yeah, she probably would.Do you
care a lot about it?Well, yeah!
607
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,720
It's an England shirt, you know?
It is.Like, there's not many about.
608
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,080
How many have you got?
609
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,320
42.OK! All right.
610
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,160
Roisin, you are guarding
that T-shirt with your life.
611
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,600
I'm guarding it.There we are. Does
it smell of anything? Is it...?
612
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,200
England.
613
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,480
England! Lovely!
614
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,200
Do you like that?
Would you want that?
615
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:12,800
That would be amazing. That would be
amazing if I could get hold of that.
616
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,840
So, Alex, you've actually got some
facts on Peter's England T-shirt,
617
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:18,680
haven't you?
Not a T-shirt, it's a shirt,
618
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,360
and it's an amazing shirt,
this one.
619
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,800
It's from 2010, England versus
Mexico, Peter got an assist
620
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,640
and a goal in that one, before
being subbed off as usual.
621
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:30,120
It's...80% polyester,
20% nylon, that one,
622
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:34,040
but the bit around the collar
is 91% polyester, 9% spandex.
623
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,680
And the bit on the trim, I think...
624
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,360
..yes, it's 65% polyester,
35%, everyone...?
625
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,240
Nylon.
626
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,960
Everyone?
627
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,960
Can I just say that that kit
was actually the only time
628
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,760
we ever got tailored for a
football kit.It says on the back.
629
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:53,400
Yeah, and I think if you look
in the inside of it, it says "PC".
630
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,880
So like in the collar,
at the back.It does say "PC".Wow!
631
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:58,600
Yeah, it says "PC", because it's
been actually designed for me.
632
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:01,600
Didn't happen in your day, Jame,
did it?Didn't, Pete, no. Seriously.
633
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,440
Your suit looked massive, that
white one.Oh, it was horrendous.
634
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,600
Would you ever give away
any of your England stuff?
635
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,040
I don't know where most of it is.
636
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,400
When you go to Pete's, he's
got his stuff everywhere,
637
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,640
he's got pictures of himself
all round the house.
638
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,160
Oh, no!Who do you reckon
out of me or Jamie, right,
639
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,920
has got pictures of themselves?
Well, knowing you both, I'm going
640
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:22,080
to say Jamie's got one above his
toilet, and the bed, of himself.
The toilet?
641
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,440
I imagine Jamie's
got a painting of himself.
642
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,440
It wouldn't surprise me.
Oh, stop it! Roisin, come on!
643
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:30,880
All right, well, it is time to
welcome, for the very last time,
644
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:34,920
fresh from the Great Wall of Chino,
it's Fast Dad!
645
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,840
# It's Fast Dad!
646
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,120
# Yes!
Fast Dad! #
647
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,240
Still in chinos!
648
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,080
I love him so much!
He is so fast.
649
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,920
He looks pretty fit there, mate!
650
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,800
You all right, Fast Dad?I'm
all right, you all right?Yeah.
651
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:52,000
Fast Dad...?Hey!..how did
you actually get so fast?
652
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,200
Er, I think it was a
combination of genetics and luck.
653
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,000
I'd like to ask a question.
Go on.
654
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:58,600
Have you got a job?
655
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,560
Yeah, I'm a pilot.
Pilot?Oh, look at that.Lovely!
656
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,600
Even that's impressive.
657
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,360
And how much has this meant to you?
658
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,160
Because obviously this is
different to your day-to-day.
659
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:09,920
Yeah, this has been great fun.
660
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,680
And, you know, I haven't been
working for a couple of months now,
661
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,800
so this has been great,
really enjoyable. And, well, it's
662
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,640
only really going to be enjoyable
if I win, isn't it? Let's be honest.
663
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:20,840
Yeah.Do you know what I love?
664
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:23,800
I love the fact that he wants it,
and so do I.
665
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,400
It's genuine.
Like, it's a genuine battle.
666
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,200
OK, well, this
is what it's come down to.
667
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:32,320
Yes, we're ready, it's currently
a draw, so it's all to play for.
668
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:34,920
Peter, as always, if you
win, you keep your England top.
669
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,480
If you win, Fast Dad,
670
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,840
Cody will receive it in the
post in 3-4 working days.
671
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:43,120
Now, I don't want to be overly
dramatic, but it all ends once
672
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,800
and for all, right here, tonight,
673
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,480
here, it ends, once and for all,
tonight.
674
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:52,320
And we've saved the
wettest till last.
675
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,000
This is the SOS Final Splash Down!
676
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:02,480
So, you'll take your places on
your Final Splash Down seats
677
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:05,120
and will take alternate
throws at each other's targets.
678
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,880
If you hit the target, it will
soak your opponent, making them
679
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,880
officially the ultimate loser.
680
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Fast Dad, you're going first.
681
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,280
Over to you, Maya.All right,
thank you, Alex.
682
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,640
So, for the final time this series,
683
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,240
it's our ultimate
dad-on-dad face-off.
684
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,600
On your marks, get set,
splashdown!
685
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,160
Go on, Fast Dad!
686
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,840
Oh!
687
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,440
Go on, Crouchy.
688
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,880
Oh!It's coming, it's coming.
Closer.
689
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,600
It's another miss.
690
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,880
Ah! This is so close!
691
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,920
Oh!Come on, Crouchy.
692
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,280
Go on, Crouchy!Well done, Crouchy.
693
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,800
Yes!That was
for Jamie and Harry, that.
694
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,800
Thanks, Pete.
695
00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:09,360
What a way...Sorry, I wasn't
very gracious there, was I?
696
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,640
That wasn't gracious.
697
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,000
Well, in case you didn't realise,
the winner is Mr Peter Crouch!
698
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:20,920
Which means the person going home
with the England shirt is Peter!
699
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,800
Aw.Yes!Bring it back home!
700
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:27,120
No, do you know what?
I'm that buzzing, he can have it.
701
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:33,680
Lovely! Cody, are you happy
with that?Yeah, I'm buzzing.
702
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,880
Never trust a man in chinos.
703
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:39,680
Aw! I feel like a strong bond has
come from this. Even though you've
704
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,000
been rivals the whole series, at the
end of the day, you're both dads,
705
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,280
you both really got stuck in and
now you can be friends forever.
706
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,280
Can I be honest?Go on.
707
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:51,560
Like, it's been great competition,
but it's been a lot of fun,
708
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,360
and thanks for doing it.
709
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,120
Yeah, it's been a highlight.
It's been great fun.
710
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:00,200
Yes, we're all going to miss him,
711
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:03,360
but it is time for him to run home,
back to his beautiful, fast wife.
712
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,040
Thank you, Fast Dad!
713
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,560
And thanks for playing
Win Peter's Stuff!
714
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:13,640
# Win Peter's stuff,
Peter's stuff, Peter's stuff
715
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,800
# Win! Win Peter's stuff,
Peter's stuff, Peter's stuff
716
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,440
# Win! #
717
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,320
All right, it's
time for some music now.
718
00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:23,560
In this series, we've had some
absolutely incredible performances
719
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:26,640
from the likes of Black Eyed Peas,
Anne-Marie and John Legend, just to
720
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,720
help us fill that festival-shaped
hole that we've had in our hearts.
721
00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:32,360
Yeah, and we've got an absolute
treat for you for the final
722
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,880
garden sessions,
one of the summer's biggest tracks.
723
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:37,880
This is AJ Tracey,
featuring Mabel with West Ten.
724
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,200
# Don't you know I'm walkin' away?
725
00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:50,800
# And if you don't want me
to stay, only, only, only
726
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:53,160
# D-D-Daytrip took it to ten
Hey!
727
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,560
# Don't you know I'm walkin' away?
728
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:57,520
# Now, I'm in my own space
729
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,400
# Babe, you know I
ain't waitin' for you
730
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,840
# And if you don't want me to stay
731
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,640
# Only one thing to say
732
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,560
# Babe, you know
I ain't waitin' for you
733
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,000
# Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
734
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,520
# Want me to stay
735
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,080
# Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
736
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,360
# Know I ain't waitin' for you
737
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,960
# Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh
738
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,160
# Want me to stay
Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh
739
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,000
# Know I ain't waitin' for you
740
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,880
# Big beast when it
comes to the lyrics
741
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,720
# Me, I do this ting on the
mic with no gimmicks
742
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:27,600
# Came a long way,
I was servin' in old Civics
743
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,880
# And you were tryna keep me from
winnin' but I did it, I did it
744
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,080
# Ask about me, I did it
745
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,880
# Let man stay on my sofa, I did it
746
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,880
# Buss down my watch and my choker,
I did it
747
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,040
# I kept a straight face
in this poker, I did it
748
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:38,640
# Look, rest assured man's got you
749
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:40,680
# If life's weighing you down then
I'll spot you
750
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:42,480
# Water you, show you sun,
never block you
751
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,520
# If no-one's backin' your beef,
then I've got to
752
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,160
# Yeah, back your beef,
that's my job
753
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,920
# Just ride for me,
don't write off
754
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,080
# I've got your back, hold tight
when you climb on
755
00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,320
# I've always been a real
brother to rely on
756
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,760
# Don't you know I'm walkin' away?
757
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:56,600
# Now, I'm in my own space
758
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:59,440
# Babe, you know I
ain't waitin' for you
759
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,600
# And if you don't want me to stay
760
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:03,640
# Only one thing to say
761
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,440
# Babe, you know I
ain't waitin' for you
762
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,760
# Ask about me, I did it
763
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,520
# Buss down my watch and my choker,
I did it
764
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:11,840
# Want me to stay
Kept a straight face in this poker,
I did it
765
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,560
# I kept a straight face in this
poker, I did it, I did it
Know I ain't waitin' for you
766
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:17,000
# Ask about me, I did it
Let man stay on my sofa, I did it
767
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,240
# Want me to stay
Buss down my watch and my choker,
I did it
768
00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:21,800
# I kept a straight face in this
poker, I did it
Know I ain't waitin' for you
769
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:23,320
# Live and direct don't mean that
I'm live
770
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,800
# Live and direct means I'm building
a vibe
771
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:26,840
# Touch one of mine,
on God Imma ride
772
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,760
# I'll win and break bread
For my fam, I provide
773
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,280
# Eight-piece AP, come and get me
774
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,560
# Set piece, curl it
in from a set piece
775
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,160
# AJ makes the waves
like a Jet Ski
776
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,280
# Iced out, ice
everywhere like a Gretzky
777
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:39,440
# Sayin' that I'm out of love
but you don't know about me
778
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,040
# And maybe if you took the time
then you would know what I need
779
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:45,080
# Don't know what you came here for
780
00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:48,160
# Watch me walkin' out the door
It's over now, babe
781
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,760
# I ain't yours, ain't
waitin' for your love no more
782
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:54,160
# Only, only, only
Hey!
783
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:57,400
# Don't you know I'm walkin' away?
784
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,400
# Now I'm in my own space
785
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:02,080
# Babe, you know
I ain't waitin' for you
786
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,720
# And if you don't want me to stay
787
00:37:04,720 --> 00:37:06,720
# Only one thing to say
788
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,360
# Babe, you know
I ain't waitin' for you
789
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,880
# Ask about me, I did it
790
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,080
# Let man stay on my sofa, I did it
# Want me to stay
791
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,560
# Buss down my watch and my choker,
I did it
792
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,560
# I kept a straight face in this
poker, I did it, I did it
Know I ain't waitin' for you
793
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,000
# Ask about me, I did it
Let man stay on my sofa, I did it
794
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,040
# Want me to stay
Buss down my watch and my choker,
I did it
795
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,120
# I kept a straight face in this
poker, I did it
Know I ain't waitin' for you
796
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,160
# Want me to stay
Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh
797
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:33,440
# Know I ain't waitin' for you
Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh
798
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:36,680
# Want me to stay
Want me, oh, oh, oh, oh
799
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,200
# Know I ain't waitin' for you. #
800
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:47,360
Thank you to AJ Tracey and Mabel.
That track is out right now.
801
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:49,520
Garage feels, we like that.
802
00:37:49,520 --> 00:37:52,320
Yeah, that took me back to
Ayia Napa '96, something like that.
803
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:57,200
All right, time once again to mix
sport and music,
804
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:01,280
and this week it's an extra-special,
football-themed finale
805
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,880
as Jamie Redknapp, Crouchy and
David Seaman all play Musical VAR.
806
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,280
# Musical
807
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,760
# Yes, Very Accurate Rhythm! #
808
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,640
All right.
809
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:18,040
Hello, everyone.
Welcome back, David.
810
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,840
Thank you!
We've missed you, in every way.
811
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,200
It's lovely to have you here.
812
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,960
This is the final
Musical VAR of the series,
813
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:25,880
so we're finishing with a flourish.
814
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,880
It's the Footballing
Legends Kick-Up finale.
815
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,920
So, we've got three actual
England Lions here.
816
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:32,680
You're going to be controlling
the tempo of the band with kick-ups,
817
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,360
and because we have three
England Lions,
818
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:37,200
we're going to be playing Three
Lions, which should sound like this.
819
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,240
# Three Lions on the shirt
820
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,600
# Jules Rimet still gleaming... #
821
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:51,440
OK. You know that one?I know that
one.It's a good one, isn't it?
822
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,520
Love it. Loved that one, H,
didn't we?Very much so.
823
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,880
All right.
So, the rules are very simple.
824
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,720
I'll be timing it, you're trying
to hit 30 seconds exactly.
825
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,960
Crouchy's already got 30.09.
826
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,160
So, you're going
to do well to beat that.
827
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,600
The music should last 30 seconds.
That's your target.
828
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,040
And it will start when you complete
your first kick-up. Good luck.
829
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,080
Go on, H.
830
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:18,040
# It's coming,
football's com-ing...home
831
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:22,360
# It's coming home,
it's com-ing...home
832
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,120
# It's coming
833
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,480
# Football's com-ing...home...
Here we go!
834
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:31,120
# Three Lions on the shirt... #
835
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:33,000
Ah!Lovely!Woo!
836
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,760
# Jules Ri-met still gleaming...
837
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,600
# 30 years...of...hurt... #
838
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,520
Yes, David!
839
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,160
# Never stopped me dreaming... #
A big shot to finish, here we go.
840
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,200
Oh!
841
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,000
David Seaman scores!
842
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,120
Great finish, great finish!
843
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,040
Well, I can tell you,
we have finished in style.
844
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:02,840
You did that in exactly
33.56 seconds.
845
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,520
Very good!Is that good?
Your score is 3.5...
846
00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,640
It's respectable, it's respectable.
847
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:15,600
I think it's respectable -
you know, three England players...
848
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,040
..just below Aisling Bea.
849
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,680
Plus a goalie!
850
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:24,160
So, the winner overall was Liam
Gallagher featuring Peter Crouch!
851
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:26,800
Well done, Peter.
852
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:28,880
A musical
853
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,480
Very Accurate Rhythm! #
854
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,720
Well, that is just
about it for this series.
855
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,720
A massive thank you to
all of our guests tonight -
856
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:41,440
Roisin Conaty, Sir Mo Farah,
Jamie Redknapp, David Seaman,
857
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:45,440
AJ Tracey and Mabel and, of course,
everyone's favourite Fast Dad.
858
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:48,840
Yeah, I want to say thanks to
Maya, Alex and the Horne Section,
859
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,560
and all our guests
across the series.
860
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:53,120
I've jumped out of planes,
I've had my eyebrow pierced,
861
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,640
I met some brilliant people
and I've had a real laugh.
862
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,440
Hopefully, we've gone some
way to saving your summer.
863
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:01,040
Yup, and thank you
so much at home for watching.
864
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,720
To play us out for the final time,
Alex and the Horne Section
865
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:05,840
are dedicating
a song to some of the unsung
866
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,440
heroes of the last few months.
867
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:09,840
Who are we thanking for
the final week, Alex?
868
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:11,880
Well, this week we're going to try
869
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,440
and cram in as many
people as we can.
870
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:16,120
So, this song goes out to the
bus drivers, the greengrocers,
871
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,480
the supermarket workers,
the posties, the pharmacists,
872
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,200
the dentists,
the plumbers and the vets.
873
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:22,960
Thanks so much for
joining us this series,
874
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,440
we've absolutely loved it.
875
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,240
From me, Maya, Alex and the
Horne Section, goodnight!
876
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:32,320
# We've come so far
A-a-a-a-ah
877
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,880
# We've tried to get by
A-a-a-a-ah
878
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:39,520
# We've made it through to
the end of the month of July
879
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,240
# And it's thanks to you
A-a-a-a-ah
880
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:45,080
# And the things you do
A-a-a-a-ah
881
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,800
# There've been some long days
882
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:53,760
# But you guys have
all been the key
883
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,480
# Thank you
884
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,040
# We've had good fruit
Thank you
885
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,160
# We've had good veg
Thank you
886
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,760
# Thanks to Voskos
Thanks to Voskos!
887
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,600
# John!
888
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:14,080
# Thanks for all
the mail in West Boldon
889
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,120
# Thank you, bus drivers,
for your smiles
890
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:25,120
# Thanks Sam, Jane
and Emma for your shop
891
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:27,880
# Everybody's been there
892
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,640
# With two metres on my mind
893
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:33,920
# I would stand in
the line of Co-op... #
894
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:35,760
Thank you.
895
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:38,840
# And I knew I could make it
896
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:44,520
# Once my dog was ill but I
looked at your website and saw
897
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,720
# You vets were working in lockdown
898
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:53,120
# One time a pipe burst
I didn't know what to do
899
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,160
# But Darren came and fixed it
so I got to thank you
900
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:04,040
# I knew I could call on
June and all pharmacists
901
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,480
# And I talked to my dentist
about the gap in my teeth... #
902
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,680
Here we go!
903
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:11,920
# We'll never
904
00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:14,560
# Forget what you've done for us
905
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,960
# Forever... #
906
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,440
Thank you so much.
907
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,600
# We'll show you how we feel
908
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,760
# Thank you!
909
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,720
# From everyone in our team... #
910
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:26,680
Thank you.
911
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,080
# You are the
country's dream team... #
912
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,640
That's right, here we go!
913
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,440
# Never
914
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,080
# Forget what you've done for us
915
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,480
# Some day
916
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,640
# We'll meet again
in the park again... #
917
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,600
Thank you.
# Never
918
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,680
# We'll touch each other, we'll
fondle each other, we'll do all that
919
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,800
# Some day
920
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,800
# We'll never forget,
we'll never forget
921
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,040
# Thank you! #
922
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,040
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