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Good Morning.

Are you leaving?

I have an important meeting with my boss.

She! Empowered.

Unreachable. Ethereal. I love it.

Don't you want to stay a little while?

I would love to. But I can't.

- I have a casting today. - Nice! Where?

It's an independent play. They sent me the script and it looks... good.

You don't seem convinced.

I'm afraid. What if i get rejected again?

You are Macarena.

You can achieve everything. Nothing is impossible.

I'm sure you'll do well.

I'm out. Good luck.

Bye.

Hello, Andrea?

What happened?

CHAPTER 5 Don't screw it up

So, she got angry with me because I didn't agree to do the commercial.

- Just for that? - Yeah...

Sometimes my mom pushes me too hard.

I was so uncomfortable being in my underwear in front of that director. It was horrible.

- Girl, if you felt uncomfortable you made the right choice. - Yeah...

Sometimes I don't know if they pick me because of my talent or because of how I look.

What? That's nonsense.

Really.

Girl, I admire you.

- Me? - Of course.

You're so professional and very talented.

It hasn't been going so well for you, lately. But you don't give up.

That speaks very well of you. And how passionate you are.

So are you.

Yeah, but sometimes I forget it.

Well, you should remember it then. Bitch.

So, how's everything with Abel?

Did he already asked you to be his girlfriend?

No...

I mean, we're fine just the way we are. I don't want nothing to change.

Why? You literally live togeth

I've been to his places, but not yours.

You know what? I'm gonna call him and tell him to give you the ring once for all.

No! There's no hurry.

It's kind of weird, don't you think?

Perhaps he doesn't want anything serious because...

He's dating other girls.

I mean...

- I don't think so. - Are you afraid of being on a relationship?

No...

You're crazy.

- Crap, I'm running late for the audition. See you around. - Yeah, don't worry.

- Take care. - Bye.

We need two more philosophers and we're done.

God, I can't with this homework.

Ugh, tell me... I've got the worst hangover. Shit.

I want it to be over.

That’s what you get for being a drunkhead

Stop yelling.

You should've taken care of me.

We still have time. We presented this work on Friday.

Why is everyone yelling today?

Hello!

Maca! She's my brother's girlfr...

- My brother's friend. - I'm offended.

I'm Joaquín's best friend.

- Hi. - Hello!

- Where you come from? - An audition.

- Cool! - And I did it really well.

Are you an actress?

I haven't seen you.

I mean... I've never acted in anything big, but i've been in some plays and...

Lili, I think I'm done with Aristotle.

- Ok! We just have to finish Plato's part and we're done. - Finally.

I'll be in the kitchen if you need anything.

Thanks, don't worry.

*Macarena singing in spanish a song about Little breads*

What are you doing?

I was making some sandwiches.

- How old are you? Six?

No...

- I'm 22. - Well, I just need some ice.

I almost forgot, can you bring me some water please?

- Why don't you do it yourself? - Are those sandwiches?

- Yeah! - You're really nice. Thanks.

You're welcome. What was your name?

Italo.

Hey, I found it really cool that you act. I liked to act when I was little, but now I get embarrased.

I had the same problem. But the other way around.

- Is there anything else you want me to help? - No that's all.

I'm tired. I can't hold more information.

And what'd you can hold?

At least, I'm doing something.

Fuck. Don't you dare to do that again.

I'm giving moral support.

Maca is the best! Officially.

Uff! Thanks.

I'll be in the room. Call me if you need me.

Thanks!

Finally. She acts like she's your mom.

What is she doing here?

She's always here. Anyway... This homework it's really boring.

It's not boring, it's really interesting.

I think we need to take a break.

Another one?

We almost finish. We still have to do the comparative table.

Lili, please stop.

You're very intense all the time.

I think you need to relax.

An we need alcohol for that.

What?!

Such a great idea.

We can open our minds with that.

I don't think it's a great idea to buy alcohol.

It's gonna be something little.

C'mon!

Ok, but only for a little while.

Joaquín!

- Hey! What did the boys tell you? - They're on his way... with a promo.

What boys?

Guys!

Wow... you multiplied.

Is that rum?

Maca, they're Fabrizio and Alonso. Some friends.

Hello, gorgeous.

What a nice guy.

We're playing "Never have I ever". Why don't you join us?

- What happened with your homework? - Maca come... And tell us your deepest secrets.

You want some?

Well, ok.

Who's turn is it?

Mine.

Never have I ever...

I've never been pulled by the hair...

During... you know what.

- You always drink. - It's too easy.

Well, I want to make a toast because today it's a very special day.

Little guy, my brother happy birthday.

I'm really grateful that you accepted to come live with me.

I wish you many more years to come.

- I hope so. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers.

Oh, this is a little bit strong.

Daniel why are you dressed all black? Nobody told you this was a white party?

No... Nobody told me anything.

I wrote you yesterday. I told you.

No, you never mentioned that I had to dress all white.

- I told you. - No, you didn't.

Too bad, Joaquín.

Don't worry. Maybe he doesn't have any white shirt.

It's not that. He didn't tell me anything.

- That's coz you never read when I write to you. - Well, it doesn't matter.

Changing the subject.

Fuck, little guy. You're 17 now.

- At what point did you grow up so fast? - When your gray hair started to come out.

Respect the old men!

Hey, that was low. What's wrong with you?

I'm way younger than you.

- No you're not. - Yes I am...

- It's something wrong? - No, no. Nothing...

You seem to be very happy.

Yeah, I am.

Because I have you.

Something wrong, Abelito?

I'm sorry, Danielito. But I can't see you like that.

In that situation... with my little brother.

- Respect, man. - Fuck off...

I've seen you in way worst situations.

Aw, they're so cute.

But... Don't forget that you also have us.

- Every time you'll need us. - I know. Thanks.

- Well, cheers! - Cheers.

A shot this time.

Who made this drinks? They're hella strong.

Well, if you let me...

I'm gonna give Daniel a little of this.

For not respecting my little brother.

And now I just want to tell you... Take care of him.

I'm watching you.

Don't worry.

I will.

He takes good care of me.

Abel now that I remember, did you watch the game the other day?

Such a great game, dude!

Maca!

MACA!

- It's your turn. - Ok.

Guys!

Never have I ever...

Hm...

Hurry.

Never have I ever used socks of a different color and went out like that.

Are you kidding me?

Really!

Once, I had a casting and I...

Never have I ever thought that someone's biological age is different from their mental age.

Cali!

I'm sorry guys, but I'm very tired...

Enjoy your game.

The shade, baby. The shade!

- I like you better every day, Cali. - I know, thanks.

Thanks.

Hey, it was supposed to be something chill.

It's chill, dude... A few beers.

- You're so boring. - This is the opposite of chill.

Dude!

What's up!

- Hey dude, what's up! - Good!

Hello...

- Guys, this is Daniel. - Hey, man. What's up?

- Hello, bro.

- Where have you been? - His house.

We were bored, playing. So, we decided to go out. Something chill.

Yeah, chill...

Let's get drunk wasted.

First a shot. Grab your drink.

Cheers.

It's strong.

- I thought you won't do it. - I always do it.

That was too much.

Well...

It's my turn.

- Fabri. - Tell me.

Truth or dare?

Truth.

Is it true that you like someone who is in this place?

Yeah.

Who?

Don't be gossipy. That's another question.

- I'm sure it's me. - My turn.

Cali...

- Truth or dare? - Truth.

Is it true that you don't believe in love?

Who believes?

I do.

For now.

And because of him we went to drink some beers...

Maybe a little bit of rum, something chill.

- And he started puking. He couldn't stand it. - That's messed up, bro.

Yeah, we fucked up.

Something better will come.

- Cheers. - Cheers, man.

Well, today Juancito loses his virginity.

With Nicole. She told me that she's on her way.

Nice one.

You can't back down. We can push you if necessary.

Are kidding me?

- It seems that today Daniel is going to champion first. - What?

What what? I've seen how you look at her.

- It's not that... - Are you looking at her thighs?

- I can't, dude... - You can't? What the fuck?

- You know why. - I can see you right in there. Left. Right. Left. Right.

Don't say you're not thinking about it.

Don't be a pussy.

I know you want it.

- I can't do it. - "I can't do it" Are you stupid?

So, we were making up and... She was the first girl that I ever kiss.

- It was weird. And then he came up... - You're joking!

- Yeah! And he tried to... - Oh! That was before the party.

- And he started to say like "I want to see you kiss her". - What?

- I know right? - And you let him?

Joaquín: I miss you. Come :(

Shit, is he bothering you already?

He doesn't leave you alone. Tell him to fuck off.

Ignore him.

Go dance with the girl. Have fun. Relax.

Joaquín: I miss you. Come :( Daniel: Sorry J, I have training tomorrow :/

- Leave your phone. - But, dude...

- Chill out, men. Have fun.

Ok, ok...

You can fix that later.

- Shot? - Yeah!

Come on guys!

I don't want to see any drop.

- It's too strong. - Let's go for another round.

- Hello! - Hello, what's up...

I wanted to know if you have a lighter.

Lighter? No, sorry. I don't smoke...

Me neither.

But you just asked if I had lighter.

What a coincidence...

- My friend here wanted to ask if you wanna dance. - Really?

- Me? - Who else?

Let's go?

- Give her your hand. - Ok, let's go...

Champion!

Watch your steps!

We are going to do body shots. Wanna come?

- What's that? - You don't know? I can teach you.

I'll catch you up. I'm going for a glass of water.

What's up?

Nothing...

You seem distracted.

- Everything fine, Fabri. - Fabri?

You don't know me that well.

I mean... Sorry. I thought...

I don't know.

It's a joke, Joaco.

You can call me whatever you want.

He remains the same.

The same horny Fabrizio.

Are you jealous?

Darling... I've already been there.

Why?

Are you jealous?

Fabri?

He's like my brother.

I wasn't talking about Fabri.

You're talking shit.

Are you ok?

Yeah...

I just feel a little dizzy.

Don't worry. I'll take care of you.

Thank you.

I can't.

I can't, I'm sorry.

Don't worry.

I have a boyfr...

Girlfriend.

Girlfriend?

Don't worry. I don't want to bother you.

You're not. It's just...

I really can't...

- It's very hot in here. - Yeah...

Pretty much, actually.

Don't you want to get out of here?

Sure, why not.

You're giving me life!

Well, let's do this again!

Joaco, it's your turn.

Me? But I don't know how...

It's a body shot. Nothing difficult.

He doesn't know, don't force him.

He can learn.

I don't bite... If you don't want it.

Guys, he really don't want to. Let someone else do it.

You do it, Italo.

Are you kidding me? Fabrizio's like my brother. I'm not going to lick him.

Move, bitches.

- Shot! - Shot!

Abel...

Hello.

Who's this daddy?

Joaquín, please explain to me what the fuck are you doing?

- We were doing some homework... - You're doing body shots!

- It's not what it seems. - Then, what is it?

I didn't know you had this kind of homework, asshole.

We were taking a break.

Oh, I see. A break.

I want everybody out. Now.

- Abel... - Now!

Let's go.

Hello Joaquín's brother. Goodbye Joaquín's brother.

Lili, let's go...

I thought you didn't smoke. And that you didn't have a lighter.

That's because you don't know nothing about me.

That's true.

I needed to have some fresh air.

Me too...

You saved me. I felt like an idiot there.

And your friends?

They weren't my friends. Only one of them.

Only one? None of them seemed like a friend of yours.

You seemed uncomfortable.

Was it so obvious?

- It's because of your girlfriend? - Yeah...

I don't like going out without her.

There's nothing wrong if you let her know.

- And if you don't kiss anyone else. - I'd never do that to her.

I know.

You seem to be a nice guy.

Thanks.

- You love her a lot, don't you? - Is that obvious too?

I was just like you... Until i fucked up.

How?

Shit...

I made a terrible mistake.

And he left me.

I deserved it.

If you really love her...

Don't fucked up.

Why do you have to take care of her?

- Wait. - Lili! Wait...

- Easy. - She's gonna fall.

Yeah, I know... Drink some water.

- What a bumer! Who was that? - Joaquín's older brother I think.

I don't know, but...

I want to be the mother of his babys.

He was really upset.

- Joaquín is gonna be in a big trouble. - Well...

Nobody force him to do it.

What about the homework?

- What homework? - You're drunk.

Well, sorry guys. But I have some plans.

- Bye! - Bye.

- Well, I'm better be going too. - I stay with you.

Sure.

- Cali, what about you? - I stay with her, until she feels better.

Nice one.

Well... Hm...

Bye, girls. Write me when you're at your place.

- Bye. - Bye.

Let's go.

Why the fuck didn't you tell me you would be drinking with your friends?

You told me you had an essay.

We were doing that. But then we got tired and decided to drink a little.

To drink a little?

Mom called me last week to tell some shit about you.

He said you were irresponsible. That you do what you want.

And I tried to defend you.

Are you seriously talking me about her? She's crazy.

Joaquín! Where are you going?

- I'm talking to you, where are you going? - What? I'm listening.

Clean all this!

- What happened? - And you're not going out on weekdays again.

- You're just like her. - I'm just setting some rules.

- That is what you need. - What I need is for you to stop treating me like a fucking child!

Then stop acting like one!

And grow the fuck up!

If it wasn't for me you would be living in the streets or with a mother that hates what you are!

Abel...

I get it... You didn't want me to come live with you.

You only felt sorry for me.

I don't want you to think that I'm searching an excuse to be alone with you.

Do you have a cigarette?

When will be the day that you invite me a cigarette?

When will be the day that you finally get laid?

Hey...

How's that I never met Cali before? She's not from your school?

Yes, but we weren't that close at school.

We just started hanging out.

- Oh, ok... - Yeah.

What about Joaquín?

- I met him from Cali. - I really liked him.

He has a boyfriend.

- Just in case. - Don't worry.

Just asking.

I know you.

Is he cute? The boyfriend.

I don't know. His name is Daniel.

All I know is that ...

Joaco really loves him.

Really?

Yeah.

- Well, we better get going. - Yeah.

Are you going to say something?

- What do you want me to say? - You shouldn't have told him that.

And he wasn't supposed to be drinking. You should've told me.

Don't take it out on to me. When I left them they were just playing.

Really? When I got here they were doing body shots.

Things probably got out of hand, but...

Abel... Joaquín loves you.

Me too.

Ok?

But I don't want him to take advantage of that.

I know.

I was upset. I'm sorry.

Talk with him.

Little guy...

I have to go.

No, no wait. I just ordered a taxi. I'm gonna take you to your house.

I can go alone.

I know, but you're drunk. I can't let you go like that.

Are you cold?

A little.

I'm not afraid of you anymore.

Afraid?

When I met you...

I was afraid of you

Me?

Why?

I don't know.

You make me feel nervous.

I don't make anyone nervous.

Yes, you do.

But you're so...

How was it?

Bad...

But... What happened?

Joaquín was drinking with his friends...

Abel was upset, so he said that if it wasn't for him he...

He won't answer.

What really happened?

I went too far... I think.

I was really upset. I fucked up.

He cried?

Yeah...

May I go see him?

J!

J!

It's me. Daniel.

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