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I hereby call
this Thompson family meeting to order.
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Now, if you all please turn to slide one,
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you'll see that a third car can actually
save the family money over the long run.
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Mine's just GIFs of baby porcupines
eating corn on the cob.
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Because I already know your views
on increasing our carbon footprint,
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so your presentation is just
Best of Baby Animals.
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Oh. Good thinking.
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So, Mom, Dad,
if you'll please turn to slide two,
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you'll see that my learner's permit
driving record is blemish-free.
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Did you hire character witnesses again?
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If that's your driver's ed teacher,
he's not staying for dinner.
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Where were you?
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I've been waiting
at the train station all day.
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Who are you?
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I'm Nick.
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Nicole?
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Nicole Patterson?
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I'm here to live with you.
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Okay, what?
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You didn't get the memo?
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Was this an actual or metaphorical memo?
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They said they called and emailed.
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Okay, sweetie.
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Just tell us what happened.
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What happened is...
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my parents...
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died in a car accident six months ago,
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and I've been in foster care
until they could find some relatives,
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and then they said they found
my dad's second cousin twice removed,
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or something, and you were supposed
to pick me up at the train station.
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You don't know what I'm talking about.
Now I'll have to go back to foster care!
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Hang on a second.
Nobody's making you go anywhere.
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We'll get to the bottom of this. You just
never clarified if the memo was real.
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Here's the letter from the state.
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Here's a picture of my great-grandma with,
I guess, your grandma, or something.
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Oh, Grandma Liza!
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And they gave me this family tree.
Oh God, this is a total nightmare!
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Okay, let's take a deep breath.
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Molly, why don't you take...
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- Nick!
- Nick...
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to get something to eat
while we sort this out.
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Hi, I'm Molly. Do you like quinoa?
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Or is this more of an ice cream situation?
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Again, I'm so, so sorry
about the mix-up, folks.
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I have got egg on my face.
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Oh, this is more than egg.
This is a quiche.
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You quiched us.
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Mistakes happen.
Don't beat yourself up about it.
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Bye-bye.
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Can you believe
that this social services coordinator
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was coordinating
with another Ed Thompson?
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I feel so generic!
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- I wish I had a cool nickname.
- Ooh, how about Laser?
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- No.
- Yes.
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All right, well...
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this is, uh, quite a shock.
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We were literally caught
with our pants down.
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That's literally not what literally means.
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Irregardless...
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we are problem solvers.
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We'll make this work.
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So where's my room?
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Well, that's a problem. I have no idea.
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Nick can stay with me in my room.
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Seriously?
I'm not even allowed in your room.
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Come on, I'll show you
where you can put your stuff
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and how to follow me on Snap and Insta.
Not Facebook.
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Mom joined.
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So this is going to be our room.
That sofa pulls out into a bed.
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But don't worry,
it's more comfortable than it looks.
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You're being so nice to me.
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I really appreciate this.
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Hey, I care about helping people.
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It's kind of my thing.
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My thing is watching
old Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons,
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but I like your thing, too.
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You can put your stuff here,
and the Wi-Fi is "ThompsonsRule!"
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All one word, cap T, cap R, exclam.
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I know.
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Hey, can I take a shower or something?
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I haven't changed my clothes
in, like, two days.
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Wow, that's super real.
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The bathroom's in through there.
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Thanks...
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for everything.
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I'm in.
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I really like her.
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Of course you like her. She's an orphan.
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Your friend Becky
is going to be so jealous.
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You must be tired of her hogging all
the attention with her brother's tumor.
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- I don't care what Becky thinks.
- Hey.
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Maybe you can dress Nick up like a hobo
and take selfies down at the dump.
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So, she's staying?
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I'm just gonna say what
your father and I are both thinking.
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Nick can't stay here.
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Wait, what?
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That's not what I was thinking.
I was thinking the exact opposite.
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Are you serious?
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Because you're talking about
raising another child, like, forever.
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Not forever. Just 'til she's been with us
long enough to need therapy.
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That sounds like a worthy goal,
but I'm busy right now,
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with the cookbook and restaurant.
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And the auditions for Top Chef coming up.
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Believe me, no one can forget
because you talk about it all the time.
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Guys.
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Mom's got a point.
I mean, she's just being realistic here.
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Exactly.
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Look, I get that Nick's situation is sad.
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Super sad.
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So sad.
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But why does that have
to make our situation sad?
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Because she's family.
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She's such a distant relative,
we could legally get married.
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Um, ew.
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So what, you just wanna kick her out?
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No. No one's saying kick her out.
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I'm just saying,
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why does she have to stay...
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here?
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I'll tell you why she has to stay here.
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Because she's a child who needs us.
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Do I want another kid?
No, I don't even want these two.
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Just a joke, guys.
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I love you so much, so much,
but the point is...
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that she's my second cousin,
and she's already been removed twice.
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We can't do it to her a third time.
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Yeah, I don't think
that's what that means.
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It doesn't matter. We can't kick her
out on the street. That's not who we are.
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Dad's right.
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We have to do the right thing here.
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I vote she stays.
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This isn't a reality show. You don't get
to vote her on or off the island.
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Everyone's opinion matters.
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And thank you, Jeremy.
I'm glad to see you coming around on this.
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Yeah, you know, me too.
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Because raising a child is expensive
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and we'll have to make sacrifices.
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And first to go will be that new car
you wanted.
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You know, and for the record,
I was gonna say yes.
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Seriously?
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I change my vote.
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I change my vote.
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I vote for the car.
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You can't change your vote.
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Wait. This is a tie,
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- and the tie goes to the runner.
- What does that even mean?
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So does she want Spanish or French?
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You can give her Klingon for all I care.
This is just temporary.
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So Spanish?
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Wow.
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Looks like you're a big deal around here.
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Yeah, I know.
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Slow your roll.
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You're sophomore class rep,
not King of the North.
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Nick, sweetie...
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I know this is a difficult situation,
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and you could probably use some sort
of inspirational speech right now.
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So...
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hold onto your dreams and...
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reach for the stars...
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and seize the day.
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Okay.
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Bye.
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So Jeremy's kind of full of himself.
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Totally.
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He even keeps a future resume
on his phone
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to remind him of all the things he needs
to accomplish by the time he's 35.
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Spoiler alert, he becomes president.
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Well, he doesn't seem to like me.
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I guess he just doesn't want some
sketchy foster kid living in his house.
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Hey,
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just because you haven't been afforded
the same opportunities we have,
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doesn't make you sketchy.
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Oh, my God, it means so much
to hear you say that.
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I can really tell you care.
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That's my gift.
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Well, I wish everyone saw it that way.
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Think you could talk to Jeremy for me?
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I totally would, honest,
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but Jeremy only cares about Jeremy.
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Sorry.
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Big news, everyone.
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This is Nick.
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She's come to live with us because...
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her parents died in a car crash.
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So you're like...
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a for real orphan?
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Uh... yeah, I guess so.
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Wow.
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- Nick'll want to join our volunteer squad.
- Your what?
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We volunteer at soup kitchens,
hospitals, old folks' homes.
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We're kind of Insta-famous.
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Wow. You guys are super woke.
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Totally.
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Oh, wow, Molly. I just noticed.
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You're wearing a top from a major
trans-national corporate retailer.
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I am?
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We're only shopping
at Helping the Homeless Thrift Stores now.
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You know, #childlabor.
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Actually, Helping the Homeless
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only donates nine percent of its profits
to the homeless.
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Its CEO lives in Aspen.
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And true fact,
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supporting clothes manufacturers
in developing nations
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lifts millions out of poverty every year.
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I knew that.
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You know what? I'll talk to Jeremy
and see what I can do.
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Okay, people,
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let's take out your chloroform
and prepare to anesthetize your frogs.
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Stand with me to save the frogs!
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What do we want?
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Animal rights!
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When do we want it?
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Now!
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Point of order, I move we table this
and send it to committee.
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You're not supposed to be in here.
Student council members only.
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We're trying to pass
a critical dance budget.
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Spotify and five bucks
worth of streamers...
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Problem solved.
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Now come talk in the hallway.
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Don't underestimate the work
we do on student council.
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It benefits the whole school.
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Says the dictator who canceled
our meals on wheels program.
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Because the insurance
was cost-prohibitive.
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They could've all come
to the ice cream social
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if you hadn't staged a protest.
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Because ice cream isn't fair
to the lactose intolerant.
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And, uh, speaking of intolerant,
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why are you being such a jerk to Nick?
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There's something weird about that girl.
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You're just being judgmental.
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Besides, Dad said everything was legit.
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I'm not buying it.
Girls don't just show up on your doorstep.
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Well, not yours.
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Admit it,
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all you care about
is getting your stupid car.
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Which, by the way, is killing
our planet, thank you very much.
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And all you care about
is your social media blowing up
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because your latest pet project
happens to be a human.
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That's offensive.
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I care about making the world
a better place.
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Becky's the one
turning everything into a competition.
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Look,
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promise me you'll try and be nice to Nick.
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The only thing I can promise you
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is I'm gonna find out
what's really going on with her.
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Where is your new best friend, anyway?
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How did you like my performance yesterday?
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Well, to be honest, Dorothy,
it was a bit sloppy.
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What if they figured out that you
and Sam are my real foster parents?
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Your pictures are online
in the state database.
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Well, obviously, they didn't look.
254
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But you could've at least worn a disguise.
255
00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:49,495
My disguise was a pantsuit.
256
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,873
It's true. She never wears those.
257
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:55,208
Listen...
258
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:56,669
How's the plan going?
259
00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:59,338
Good. They don't suspect anything.
260
00:13:59,421 --> 00:14:02,258
They better not, after all the money
we spent on the documents.
261
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,593
You know how much
a fake court order costs?
262
00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:07,596
Yeah. I can get one in an hour
for 30 bucks.
263
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,430
Oh.
264
00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,475
That would've saved me $500!
265
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,771
It still seems like
it's an awful lot of effort
266
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,523
just to rob a random family.
267
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:19,650
Really, it's too much effort
268
00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:21,735
for a $50,000 score?
269
00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:24,989
They have two high-end cars,
270
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,825
jewelry, watches, silverware.
271
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,869
And with me on the inside,
272
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:33,664
there's no messy break-in,
no alarms, no surprises.
273
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:35,958
Okay, so how do you plan
to knock 'em out?
274
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:39,753
Don't worry. Leave it to me.
I'll let you know when I'm ready.
275
00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:41,922
You're already ready.
276
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,134
In and out, easy-peasy. That's the plan.
277
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,556
I'm on the inside,
278
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,225
so I make the call.
279
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,227
And we clean them out
280
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,646
when I say so.
281
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,774
And can I borrow 20 bucks?
282
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,986
You would not believe what they charge
for a latte at this school.
283
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:10,993
Okay, listen up, people.
284
00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:13,787
We are doing the orecchiette
with a pork fennel sausage.
285
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,999
The special is a brown-sugar ricotta
and egg raviolo.
286
00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:20,502
Okay, we open in two hours,
so get busy cooking or...
287
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:23,172
Get busy collecting unemployment.
288
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,759
Nick, what are you doing here?
289
00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:30,429
Well, back at the foster home,
all the kids had to pull their weight.
290
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:34,016
So I thought I could help out.
I know my way around restaurants.
291
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:37,561
That is so thoughtful slash depressing.
292
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,605
But thanks,
everything's under control here.
293
00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:41,774
Does that look like fennel to you?
294
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:45,444
Sorry, I'm obviously too busy to babysit.
295
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,516
Is everyone here completely incompetent?
296
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,350
Cut that.
297
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,065
Wow, that's impressive.
298
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:25,150
Where did you learn to do that?
299
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:28,404
I was a cocktail waitress
in Vegas for a couple years.
300
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:30,613
Kidding.
301
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,828
I told you, I have some experience
in restaurants.
302
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,455
Besides, I like working.
303
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:42,418
It makes me feel... useful.
304
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,922
Okay, I guess we could use
some help around here.
305
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,341
But if the child labor people show up,
you are 18.
306
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,150
Oh, hey.
307
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,110
How was your day?
308
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:09,486
What do you mean?
309
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,950
I don't know, isn't that like
a standard question kids ask their dad?
310
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,828
Maybe in 1955, but not my kids.
311
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,707
Well, their loss.
312
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:23,583
Actually...
313
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,628
to tell you the truth,
I did have quite a day.
314
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,381
You see, I'm a senior loan officer
at a bank,
315
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:31,216
I have to decide who to give loans to.
316
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:32,885
That sounds really interesting.
317
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,095
It does?
318
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:40,934
Yeah, I mean, don't you get
all sorts of fascinating people
319
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,770
coming into your bank all the time?
320
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,397
Actually, yes, I do.
321
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,359
And they must have all kinds
of stories to tell,
322
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:52,446
trying to buy a house or start a business.
323
00:17:53,781 --> 00:17:55,032
If you think about it,
324
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:57,785
you're kind of in the dream business...
325
00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,370
making people's dreams come true.
326
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:01,954
Wow.
327
00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,000
You really get me.
328
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,297
It's just, my dad got a loan
to start a business once.
329
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,800
He worked hard his whole life,
330
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:17,096
and I remember when I was, I don't know,
maybe just like four or five...
331
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:20,766
he came home one night with a big cake
332
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,437
with white frosting
and these little pink flowers on top.
333
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,108
You should have seen the look in his eye.
334
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:31,485
I remember it like it was yesterday.
335
00:18:32,194 --> 00:18:33,195
He was proud.
336
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,155
And so was I.
337
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:37,907
Yeah.
338
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,410
I have seen that look many times.
339
00:18:40,702 --> 00:18:42,913
There's one lady
who wants to open a yoga studio.
340
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:44,581
She...
341
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,711
Can you hold that thought?
342
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,922
I've gotta answer this message about my...
343
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:53,966
math homework.
344
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:56,885
Don't worry about it.
345
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,471
I'm terrible at math,
and I work at a bank.
346
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,349
That's what calculators are for.
347
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:07,855
Oh, good.
348
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:09,398
You got my text.
349
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,733
So, what's your real name?
350
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,653
Nicole Patterson is my real name.
351
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:16,697
Then, uh, who's Nicole Masipag?
352
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,161
That's also my name.
353
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,706
After my parents died...
354
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,626
I sometimes used my mom's last name.
355
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,420
I don't know why.
356
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:34,214
I guess I just wanted something
to remember her by.
357
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,888
What gives you the right
to go through my stuff?
358
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,973
Well, technically, it's Molly's room,
359
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,225
so you have no real
expectation of privacy here.
360
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:48,645
Why do you hate me so much?
361
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,439
I don't hate you.
362
00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,399
I just don't trust you.
363
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,402
Hey, I get it.
364
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,530
You're obviously super-smart,
365
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,032
in a serial killer kind of way.
366
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:01,699
Uh, thanks?
367
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,578
And you're a natural leader.
368
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:07,998
So you think it's your job
to protect everyone.
369
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:10,250
But you don't have to worry about me.
370
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,545
I'm not trying to cause
a disturbance in the Force.
371
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:14,629
Sorry.
372
00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,216
I saw your Star Wars pajamas
in the laundry.
373
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,803
You're smooth.
You're a lot smarter than you seem.
374
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:23,429
Wow.
375
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:24,889
Rude.
376
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,729
Look, I know this isn't just about me
ruining that new car for you.
377
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,734
Maybe you're just afraid of sharing
everything else you do have
378
00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:37,861
with someone you don't know.
379
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,282
I don't know what you're up to,
but I'm gonna find out.
380
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,825
I'm not up to anything.
381
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,829
I'm just a girl who needs a family.
382
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,331
Okay?
383
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,625
Are we good?
384
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,256
Oh, we're far from good... Nick.
385
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,107
Dorothy, it's me. I'm pulling the trigger.
386
00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,943
Tell Sam tonight's the night
I knock them out.
387
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:20,570
I'll text you when they're unconscious.
388
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:26,118
I don't care if it's Armed Forces Week
on Wheel of Fortune!
389
00:21:26,201 --> 00:21:27,536
Just record it!
390
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,168
So...
391
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:38,922
how was your day?
392
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:40,841
What do you mean?
393
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:45,762
That's exactly what I said
when Nick asked me. Man.
394
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,974
Is it possible that we are so
self-absorbed we don't even recognize it
395
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:51,059
when someone takes an interest
in our lives?
396
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:54,521
Well, I'm glad you and your little ward
had some time for a tête-à-tête,
397
00:21:54,604 --> 00:21:56,982
but I'm trying to get dinner ready.
I could use help.
398
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:59,067
Yeah, Nick's got me thinking.
399
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,151
I mean...
400
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:04,823
sometimes I feel like we are strangers
living in the same house.
401
00:22:05,365 --> 00:22:08,785
I mean, shouldn't we care more
about the little things?
402
00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:13,415
Yeah, that sounds great,
but I don't know how to make that happen.
403
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:16,918
Neither do I,
but maybe we can figure it out.
404
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:19,629
Remember, we're a team.
You're the brain, I'm the heart.
405
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,341
Together, we make the Thompson body
run like clockwork.
406
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,968
Yeah, but why do I
always have to be the brain?
407
00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:28,638
What's wrong with the brain?
Being the brain is a compliment.
408
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,474
Well, sometimes I wanna be the heart.
409
00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:33,268
The heart is the fun job.
Everyone loves the heart.
410
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:34,394
Nobody likes the brain.
411
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,481
The brain makes you do your homework
and empty the dishwasher,
412
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,775
while the heart gets to go out
for ice cream
413
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:41,568
and take in stray children.
414
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,615
I'll get it.
415
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,785
It'd better not be another stray child.
416
00:22:53,246 --> 00:22:54,246
Thanks.
417
00:22:58,502 --> 00:22:59,502
What's this?
418
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,463
It's called "pizza."
419
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:03,882
It's Italian for "food."
420
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:08,053
I know you're used to fending
for yourself, but I made dinner.
421
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:16,520
Mm!
422
00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,563
What's the special occasion?
423
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,607
Did someone die?
424
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:25,028
No, it's Nick's first real dinner with us.
425
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,780
You did this all for me?
426
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:30,242
- You don't eat together every night?
- Hell no.
427
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,663
But if you wanna to eat your pizza
in your room, that's fine.
428
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:37,499
I mean, I cooked my signature
osso buco risotto,
429
00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:39,126
and I am a professional chef,
430
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,628
but if you just want
gas-station-quality pizza...
431
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,338
No. I'm sorry.
432
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:47,050
It's just, I haven't had
a family meal since...
433
00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:50,470
Well, a long time.
434
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:52,763
Anyway...
435
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,975
this looks nice.
436
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,351
Thank you.
437
00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,395
You know, that's not a bad idea.
438
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:00,647
Maybe Mom could cook dinner
for us every night.
439
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,899
And then we could eat together,
as a family.
440
00:24:03,358 --> 00:24:04,943
Sure, no problem.
441
00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:08,780
Or what if we took, like,
a family cooking class?
442
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:10,782
You could literally teach us how to cook
443
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,368
and we could take turns
making the dinners.
444
00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:16,329
That actually sounds kind of fun.
445
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,289
Cool.
446
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,291
And Dad used "literally" the right way.
447
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,378
- So how was your first day of school?
- Pretty good.
448
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,880
I stole the driver's ed. car,
449
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:28,592
and got a whole three blocks before
they brought me down with a spike strip.
450
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,720
She's kidding.
451
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:32,804
You're kidding, right?
452
00:24:34,598 --> 00:24:37,601
It's so hard to tell what's real
and what's made up with you, Nick.
453
00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:42,022
Speaking of which, I heard
Jeremy was hoping to get a new car
454
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,315
when he gets his license.
455
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:46,359
Until you showed up,
and we had to make sacrifices.
456
00:24:46,860 --> 00:24:48,820
Well, about that, I had a thought.
457
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,156
I'm working at Liz's restaurant
after school now.
458
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,616
Wait, what?
459
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,201
Surprise.
460
00:24:54,367 --> 00:24:57,370
This girl can carry a freakish amount
of cannelloni.
461
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,705
We'll talk later.
462
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,917
So maybe you could get a job, too,
463
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,418
and buy your own car.
464
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:08,048
Wait, like a "job" job, where I have
to do stuff people don't wanna do?
465
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,718
This sounds like a pretty good solution.
466
00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,220
It's really smart, Nick.
467
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:17,891
Thank you so much.
468
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,185
You deserve it.
469
00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,146
This calls for a celebration.
470
00:25:24,147 --> 00:25:26,566
I saw some sparkling cider in the fridge.
471
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:27,943
I hope that's okay.
472
00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,694
Sure, sounds nice.
473
00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:33,114
Let me go get it.
474
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,593
Nick, do you need any help?
475
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:55,095
No, I'm good.
476
00:26:07,774 --> 00:26:10,819
Well, here's to my new family.
477
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:15,031
Wait! I want to say something.
478
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:18,326
I know you've only been here
a little while, Nick,
479
00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:21,621
but I feel like you coming to us,
this is happening for a reason.
480
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,124
Oh, it's definitely happening
for a reason.
481
00:26:24,207 --> 00:26:28,545
No, I mean, maybe this is exactly
what we all need, to shake things up,
482
00:26:28,628 --> 00:26:31,172
make us realize
how much we love each other.
483
00:26:32,048 --> 00:26:33,174
I'll drink to that.
484
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,719
Wait.
485
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:38,096
I want to say something, too.
486
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,559
I'll admit that I was unsure
about you living with us,
487
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:44,227
but I was wrong.
488
00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,522
You know,
you kids could learn from this girl,
489
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,608
'cause she has faced hardship,
490
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,651
and that has given her character.
491
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,569
Thank you.
492
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,283
Should we drink to that?
493
00:27:00,243 --> 00:27:01,243
Wait.
494
00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,330
I want to say something, too.
495
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,626
I know you all know
that helping people's my thing.
496
00:27:07,709 --> 00:27:09,461
As long as everyone hears about it.
497
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,547
But I...
498
00:27:13,214 --> 00:27:15,467
feel like Nick is the one helping me.
499
00:27:17,093 --> 00:27:20,055
She's like the sister I never had.
500
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,268
Wow. That's actually really sweet.
501
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:29,689
So... drink?
502
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:33,234
Wait. I want to say something, too.
503
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,153
I guess, I'll admit,
504
00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:37,364
I was also unsure about Nick.
505
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,115
Am unsure.
506
00:27:40,867 --> 00:27:43,536
But at the same time, I don't know...
507
00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:46,623
if I'm being honest with myself,
508
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:50,085
maybe I really am just afraid
of sharing what I've got.
509
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:53,004
Because the truth is...
510
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:55,632
I do have a lot.
511
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,094
Now, let's drink to that.
512
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:01,846
Wait!
513
00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:04,182
I'm sorry. It's just...
514
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:10,480
you guys don't realize how lucky you are
to have each other.
515
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:16,027
I guess it's not until you lose
your family that you realize that...
516
00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:18,822
family is everything.
517
00:28:20,824 --> 00:28:23,702
And even if you don't always get along,
518
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,913
or you get on each other's nerves,
519
00:28:26,996 --> 00:28:29,624
just knowing that your family is there...
520
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,586
somehow it just makes everything better.
521
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,050
Now let's drink before somebody else
makes a speech.
522
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,677
No, wait!
523
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:45,598
What the hell was that?
524
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:49,436
I just saw a Band-Aid...
in the bottle of cider...
525
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,521
A used Band-Aid.
526
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:57,610
I'm sorry. I'll clean this up. Just...
527
00:28:57,694 --> 00:28:58,945
stay right here.
528
00:29:08,246 --> 00:29:09,414
Well?
529
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:10,999
It's not the right time, Sam.
530
00:29:11,082 --> 00:29:13,251
What do you mean, it's not the right time?
531
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,336
We're down the street in a U-Haul.
532
00:29:16,087 --> 00:29:18,173
I just jumped the gun on calling it.
533
00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,675
But the truth is,
we need to be patient here.
534
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,679
We can get a lot more than 50 grand
if we play this right.
535
00:29:25,221 --> 00:29:26,222
How much more?
536
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:29,684
How does a million sound?
537
00:29:30,477 --> 00:29:32,437
Ed works at a bank.
538
00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:35,690
I can get passwords, account information.
539
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,609
And Liz owns a restaurant.
540
00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:40,111
There's cash just lying around.
541
00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:41,863
I saw it with my own eyes.
542
00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:43,823
So let's not be stupid.
543
00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:45,658
This is a long con.
544
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,495
Why jump at the easy money
545
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,080
when we can take the whole enchilada?
546
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:54,375
You better be right.
547
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,420
Trust me.
548
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:15,355
Who wants some
gas-station-quality pizza?
549
00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:20,693
Don't worry about Sam and Dorothy.
550
00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,696
I can put them off as long as I need to.
551
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:29,993
Trust me.
552
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,540
They have no idea
this isn't a random family.
553
00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:37,043
Well, I'd better go.
554
00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:39,879
I don't want them to get suspicious.
555
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,299
You stay safe, too.
556
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:46,845
I know, I know.
557
00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,433
I love you, too, Dad.
558
00:30:53,305 --> 00:31:53,591
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