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(light whimsical music)
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- Say, Uncle Martin,
I'm making lunch.
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Where's the, uh,
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what are you doin'
with the soup out here?
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- Tim.
- What?
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- Stop, stop, stop, stop.
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- What?
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- You were about
to step in front
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of my dimensional separator.
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- Uh, another one of your
kooky Martian inventions?
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- Just because your earth
mind can't cope with something
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doesn't mean it's kooky.
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This machine removes one
dimension from any object
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leaving it with height and
width but no thickness.
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- Oh, come on.
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You're putting me on.
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- I wouldn't dream of it.
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Ah, just what I was looking for.
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May I?
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- Yeah.
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What is this?
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Some kind of a scavenger hunt?
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- Very apt, Tim.
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Archeology is a
scientific scavenger hunt.
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You see, I want to
take artifacts of
your primitive culture
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back to Mars.
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By reducing them
to two dimensions,
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I can carry an infinite number.
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- Do you mean to tell me that
I am going to be represented
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by a ballpoint pen?
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(audience laughs)
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A paper cup?
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- Well, it's your culture, Tim.
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- Well, how about a
half a ham sandwich.
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What's that for?
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- That's my lunch.
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- Oh.
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(audience laughs)
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- What happened
to the can opener?
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- Well, what about my lunch?
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(audience laughs)
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- We must all sacrifice
for science, Tim.
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The can opener must
have the can with it.
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You see, the simple tools
of a primate species
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hold the key to its
future development.
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- Oh, Martin, could you
open this jar for me?
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- Lorelei, don't.
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- I can never seem to.
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(beeps)
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- Did she?
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- She did.
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(audience laughs)
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(beeps)
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(mystical instrumental music)
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("My Favorite Martian Theme
Song" by George Greeley)
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(bright cheery music)
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- What happened?
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- Well, I had to freeze her
in suspended animation, Tim.
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In Lorelei's condition, if
she moves, she might break.
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, just give it to
me straight, Uncle Martin.
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Can you get back her back?
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(audience laughs)
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- Once I obtain a simple
metallic compound.
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Of course, if Lorelei had
to remain in that condition
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for 18 hours, it would
become permanent.
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- Well, what about those
things on the table?
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What did you do,
invent instant travel?
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(audience laughs)
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- A question of
elementary chemistry, Tim.
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Those things are inorganic.
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Lorelei is organic.
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- Well, come on.
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Let's get with it.
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I mean, you can't just have
Mrs. Brown, the cover girl,
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without the book.
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(audience laughs)
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- I'm practically on my
way, but while I'm gone,
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we must make certain that
Lorelei does not get bent.
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(audience laughs)
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(playful zippy music)
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Good thing I put Lorelei
in suspended animation.
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Otherwise, I'm sure
this would tickle.
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- Yeah, well, it looks
like an advertisement
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for Mrs. Brown's
homemade gherkins.
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- You're right.
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(buzzes)
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We better made it look
more natural just in case.
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(mystical instrumental music)
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- I must say to you.
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That is pretty good.
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- It's nothing, Tim.
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I've worked with
many great artists.
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I was with Leonardo
when he painted
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his most famous portrait.
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I remember telling several
rather droll stories.
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(laughs)
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Mona just couldn't
keep from smiling.
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(audience laughs)
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See that nothing
happens to Lorelei.
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- Uh, just a minute.
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Where are you going to loose?
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- To restore Mrs. Brown
I need a minute amount
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of copper, which
has been subjected
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to an extraordinary
electrical charge.
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It's obvious where I'll find it.
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- Oh, sure.
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Hmm?
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- Tip of the lightning rod off
the tallest building in town.
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(knocks on door)
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- [Detective Brennan] Lorelei.
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(knocks on door)
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Lorelei, are you in there?
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- I am terribly sorry, but
there is no one staying
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at this residence at this time.
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And this is a recording.
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(audience laughs)
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- Very funny.
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Any idea where Lorelei is?
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- Well, let's just say she's
hanging around right now.
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(audience laughs)
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- What have we here?
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- What have we where?
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- That's quite a painting.
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- Oh, right, you're quite right.
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- Is it an oil or a watercolor?
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- Well, uh, mustn't touch.
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You see, my paint's
still wet. (laughs)
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- Your paint?
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You painted that?
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Well, tell me.
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Why did you paint Lorelei
with a jar of pickles
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in her hand?
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- Um, pickles.
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Well, you see there's a
very simple answer for that.
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- Yes?
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(audience laughs)
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- Well, the title of the
painting, is The Picnic,
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and she brought along with
her some potato salad,
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hard boiled eggs, beans.
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- I don't see any potato salad
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or any eggs or any beans.
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- Well, that's because,
you see, she brought them
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in a basket, and the
basket is behind her.
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(audience laughs)
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- That's a very good
likeness of Lorelei.
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- Likeness?
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That is Lorelei.
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- It is, O'Hara?
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Say, I have a friend who runs
an art gallery, Jacques O'mo.
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Just for a gag, why don't
I take this painting down
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and let him display it.
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Then, after I have lunch
with Lorelei tomorrow,
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we'll casually drop
into Jacques' gallery,
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and she'll see
herself hanging there
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among important pictures,
and well, it'll be a kind
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of a nice surprise for her.
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Won't it?
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- That it will be.
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(audience laughs)
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- Good.
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Oh, it's primitive,
but yep, yep.
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- Uh, Detective Brennan, do
you know what you're doing?
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- As much as I hate
to come to the aid
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of your budding career,
O'Hara, Lorelei deserves
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to be shown to the world.
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Hey, you used a lot
of lead in your paint.
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- What am I going to
say to Uncle Martin?
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- Tell him I said, hello.
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(audience laughs)
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(door slams)
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(suspenseful music)
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- Now, I know that if Uncle
Martin were here right now
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he would say to me, he'd
say, Tim, don't panic.
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I know.
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I can just hear him saying that.
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I can hear him saying,
Tim, don't panic.
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Let's face it.
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I panic.
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(audience laughs)
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(light whimsical music)
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(door slams)
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- Success, Tim.
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I got the copper from the
tip of the lightning rod.
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- What happened to you?
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- Oh, just a slight altercation
with a possessive eagle.
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(audience laughs)
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Where is she?
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- Well, you see, she was, uh,
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Brennan, uh, she's being framed.
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(audience laughs)
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(suspenseful music)
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Well, there's no one around.
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Do your stuff, Uncle Martin.
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(door opens)
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As always, Uncle Martin,
you did that very well.
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- Yes, didn't I?
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- Mmm-hmm, that's the difference
between you and Brennan.
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You're so modest.
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- I have more to
be modest about.
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, look at that.
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- Uh-uh, don't go
near that, Tim.
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- Why?
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Is it contagious?
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- No, but every picture
in this gallery is wired
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to a burglar alarm.
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- Oh, well, with you
along, we don't have
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to worry about that.
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- (laughs) On the contrary, Tim.
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An old-fashioned burglar alarm
is a Martian's worst enemy.
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Besides the noise you
and the police hear,
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it produces tones of
such a high frequency
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that they have a
catastrophic effect
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on a Martian's nervous system.
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We'll have to be very
careful getting Lorelei
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down off the wall.
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- But first, we
have to find her.
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(light playful music)
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There she is.
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(ceiling falls)
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(light suspenseful music)
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- When the boss said to
come through the skylight,
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she didn't mean to
break the ceiling, oaf.
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(audience laughs)
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Look around. Look around.
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(light playful music)
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(audience laughs)
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Clumsy ox.
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Just pick out the best one.
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(grunts)
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- They're here to
rob the gallery.
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Those crooks.
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- Most reprehensible.
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Ill take care of this.
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(alarm bell rings)
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(audience laughs)
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- Hey, Uncle Martin, I think
we better get out of here.
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Uncle Martin, come on.
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(snaps)
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Uncle Martin, hey.
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(audience laughs)
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Hey.
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Uncle Martin.
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Look, this is no
time to get stiff.
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(audience laughs)
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Martin.
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- Clumsy, oaf, now we have
no time to discriminate.
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Take them all.
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Start with this one.
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(audience laughs)
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- All right.
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I have but one life to
give to my landlady.
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(audience laughs)
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(alarm bell rings)
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(audience laughs)
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(thuds)
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(alarm bell rings)
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(light serious music)
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- Uncle Martin, look, I.
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Oh, I've got to get you
away from this bell.
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Come on.
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(audience laughs)
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(grunts)
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(audience laughs)
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(radio static)
267
00:12:30,884 --> 00:12:32,385
Uncle Martin, please
will you hurry.
268
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,087
Look, if Brennan
catches those crooks
269
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,924
and finds that (laughs)
still life of Mrs. Brown
270
00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,959
before we do, we're
gonna be in the biggest--
271
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,961
- I'm fully cognizant of
the problems at hand, Tim,
272
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:42,195
but fear not.
273
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,497
I'm sure that my atwater
canned supertetradine
274
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:47,467
directional finder
will locate her.
275
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,438
(beeps)
276
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,306
Tim, Tim, I found her.
277
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,443
- That pinging?
278
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:01,748
- Too far.
279
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,518
(beeps)
280
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:10,858
(buzzes)
281
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,724
That's it.
282
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,095
- You mean that
X marks the spot?
283
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,430
- That's where
they've got Lorelei.
284
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:18,465
- She ponged.
285
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:19,867
Does that mean anything?
286
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,734
- It means her third dimensional
molecules are weakening.
287
00:13:21,768 --> 00:13:22,602
Come on.
288
00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:25,572
I've often flattered
Lorelei, but I didn't mean
289
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,473
to flatten her.
290
00:13:26,506 --> 00:13:29,042
(audience laughs)
291
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,911
(light whimsical music)
292
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:32,145
(knocks on door)
293
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,013
- O'Hara.
294
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,451
O'Hara.
295
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,823
O'Hara.
296
00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:44,858
Any O'Haras.
297
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,828
(suspenseful music)
298
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,473
(rotary spins)
299
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,708
(snaps)
300
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,043
Operator, get me
police headquarters.
301
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:03,977
This is an emergency.
302
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,445
Official business.
303
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,715
Bernstein please.
304
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:10,951
Hey, Brennan here.
305
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,819
I'm at the O'Hara home.
306
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,155
You know that plaster
dust we found on the floor
307
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,856
in that art gallery?
308
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,825
Well, on the nephew's
shoes, I found gobs
309
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,661
of what looks like
the same substance.
310
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,529
Yeah.
311
00:14:24,731 --> 00:14:25,565
Yeah.
312
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,538
Uh, nevermind the
stakeout, Bernstein.
313
00:14:31,571 --> 00:14:35,742
I've reasoned my way to a
solution as to their whereabouts
314
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,047
and the paintings.
315
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,315
I'll have this case
wrapped up in no time.
316
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:45,185
(audience laughs)
317
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:51,524
(light jazz music)
318
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:08,108
- It's almost time for
the arcade to open.
319
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,211
(audience laughs)
320
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,645
Will you hurry?
321
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:14,414
(audience laughs)
322
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,983
- Now, look what
you've made me do.
323
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,651
Really, Felicia,
you're so impatient.
324
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:22,956
- Why I saddle myself with
turtles I will never know.
325
00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,557
- If you don't like
the way I work,
326
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,360
why don't you just go
out and hire some hack.
327
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,197
Of course, he'll probably
ruin the original.
328
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,898
And Arturo won't
thank you for that.
329
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,732
Will he?
330
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:33,967
(audience laughs)
331
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,368
- All you have to
do is cover them up
332
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,637
so that they won't be
discovered when Arturo
333
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,672
smuggles them over to Europe.
334
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,808
- You don't have to insult.
335
00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,510
- All right.
336
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:46,379
(audience laughs)
337
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:50,850
I'm finished.
338
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:51,985
Take it away.
339
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:56,523
- Akbar, (snaps) come on.
340
00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,927
Just put it over there.
341
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,498
- Gently, gently,
it's worth a fortune.
342
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,535
(suspenseful music)
343
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:14,841
- Don't be so artistic.
344
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,443
Cover.
345
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,344
- Cover, cover.
346
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,611
- Cover.
347
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:19,579
If you would have
told Michelangelo
348
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:21,381
to cover the Sistine Chapel.
349
00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:22,215
- Cover.
350
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,050
- Cover.
351
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:23,883
I'm covering.
352
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:24,751
- Faster.
353
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:28,288
- Look, there's a
painting on that easel.
354
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,122
Freeze 'em, Uncle Martin.
355
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:30,523
- I can't, Tim.
356
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,292
They're too close to Lorelei,
and she couldn't take
357
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,494
another dose of this power.
358
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,563
We'll have to get
them away from there.
359
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,098
This should do it.
360
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:42,235
(dings)
361
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,403
(yells)
362
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,704
- Now what?
363
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:45,772
- Quiet, idiot.
364
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:46,806
There's somebody here.
365
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,974
Come on.
366
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,009
(dings)
367
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,653
Come on.
368
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:01,488
We gotta search the place.
369
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:02,422
Come.
370
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:05,458
(suspenseful music)
371
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,937
(audience laughs)
372
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,010
- Where's Mrs. Brown?
373
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,045
- Under a coat of paint.
374
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:30,917
They're all wet.
375
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,121
- It's dark back there.
376
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,122
(audience laughs)
377
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,089
- There they are.
378
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,390
Akbar, get 'em.
379
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,359
- You're pushing.
380
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:40,260
Don't push me.
381
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:41,861
(audience laughs)
382
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,963
- Uncle Martin, stop him.
383
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,633
Especially him.
384
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,605
(easel slams)
385
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,873
- It's no use, Tim.
386
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:54,807
The paint got in the
pores of my finger.
387
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:55,808
I can't get the power through.
388
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:56,776
There's only one thing to do.
389
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:57,610
- What?
390
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,445
- Run.
391
00:17:58,478 --> 00:17:59,279
(audience laughs)
392
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:02,649
(bright dramatic music)
393
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,257
- Akbar, get 'em.
394
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,090
(grunts)
395
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:11,958
Get 'em.
396
00:18:17,197 --> 00:18:18,365
- Hey, you.
397
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,367
Take your hand
off that painting.
398
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,269
(audience laughs)
399
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,304
(yells)
400
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,406
Ah.
401
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,508
- Get him.
402
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,776
Get him.
403
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,610
- Bang.
404
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:31,511
- Ah.
405
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,645
(yells)
406
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:33,613
(audience laughs)
407
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,447
I'm shot.
408
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:35,382
I'm shot.
409
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,050
- Akbar, over there in the dark.
410
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,288
- Bang.
411
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:43,456
(audience laughs)
412
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,991
- Look over there.
413
00:18:45,992 --> 00:18:49,128
(playful circus music)
414
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,498
(gun fires)
415
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,573
(pings)
416
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,975
Where are you?
417
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:05,144
Where did you go?
418
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,346
Where are you?
419
00:19:09,949 --> 00:19:10,883
- Hey, you.
420
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,051
What are you doing?
421
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:12,919
Stop.
422
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:14,954
(grunts)
423
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,824
(audience laughs)
424
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,627
- You, bang.
425
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,094
- Oh.
426
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,830
Again, bang?
427
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,697
Oh.
428
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,835
(light playful music)
429
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:33,540
(laughs and yells)
430
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,250
(audience laughs)
431
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,183
(grunts)
432
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,518
- I'll keep him busy, Tim.
433
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:47,220
You find Mrs. Brown.
434
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,258
- Take that, and that, and, and,
435
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,392
wait a minute.
436
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,226
- What?
437
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,227
- Not bad.
438
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:55,061
- Too much red.
439
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,629
(audience laughs)
440
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:57,497
- Really?
441
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,166
- Get 'em.
442
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,167
Get 'em.
443
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,101
(playful circus music)
444
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,202
- Peek a boo.
445
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,641
(gun fires)
446
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,414
(plate breaks)
447
00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,149
(plate breaks)
448
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,351
You missed me.
449
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,088
- Boo. (laughs)
450
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:24,156
Oh, well, you win.
451
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,024
- He hit me.
452
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:25,858
(gun fires)
453
00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,961
You shot me. (yells)
454
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,535
(both yell)
455
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,183
(triumphant music)
456
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,553
- Tim, Tim, I found Lorelei.
457
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,688
- Oh, hey, Ms. Brown.
458
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:56,989
(audience laughs)
459
00:20:57,023 --> 00:20:57,957
- Let's get her out of here.
460
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:58,925
Put that end down.
461
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:00,727
Can't quite get it through this.
462
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:03,095
- Come on. Let's go.
463
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,597
(audience laughs)
464
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:05,965
(glass breaks)
465
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:09,001
(suspenseful music)
466
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:17,677
- Surround the building, men.
467
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,479
Guard that door, Tom.
468
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:21,781
- You can't get away from me.
469
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,384
I know you're in here somewhere.
470
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,456
No, you don't.
471
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:32,325
(audience laughs)
472
00:21:34,461 --> 00:21:38,264
This is your last chance
to surrender, O'Hara.
473
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,534
(Middle Eastern music)
474
00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,254
Those you seek are
behind the eight ball.
475
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,528
(audience laughs)
476
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,564
(suspenseful music)
477
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:15,802
(audience laughs)
478
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:27,246
Will the real Gainsborough,
please stand up?
479
00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:30,116
(audience laughs)
480
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,990
- Shoot me.
481
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:41,461
(audience laughs)
482
00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,863
- Will you stop that, and
help me with this thing.
483
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,733
(audience laughs)
484
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:03,015
(light whimsical music)
485
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:03,883
- Ugh.
486
00:23:06,352 --> 00:23:07,820
Oh, my aching back.
487
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:10,056
You know, I never thought I'd
get all that whitewash off.
488
00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:11,558
- And just in time, Tim.
489
00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,660
A few moments more, and
Mrs. Brown won't make it.
490
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:15,294
- Yeah, well, I'm gonna
take this stuff down,
491
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,229
and dump it in the storm drain.
492
00:23:17,263 --> 00:23:18,097
Ugh.
493
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:22,969
We're not gonna have
those few moments.
494
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,237
Here comes Bulldog Brennan.
495
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,074
- Stand back, Tim. (beeps)
496
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:29,442
I'm going to shoot, Mrs. Brown.
497
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:31,478
(beeps)
498
00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:37,950
- Open because I'd like
to have them for lunch.
499
00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:39,852
- I'll open that
for you, Mrs. Brown.
500
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,588
- Oh, thank you, dear.
501
00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,922
(laughs)
502
00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,726
- Ah, I caught up with
you, O'Haras at last.
503
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,227
- Oh, hello, dear.
504
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,929
Why did you want to catch
up with Martin and Tim?
505
00:23:49,962 --> 00:23:51,363
- It's police business, Lorelei.
506
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,165
I apprehended a
ring of art thieves
507
00:23:53,199 --> 00:23:54,767
and recovered all
the stolen paintings
508
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:57,403
except Tim's portrait of you.
509
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,404
- Me?
510
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,371
(audience laughs)
511
00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:00,439
- I know you two are involved,
512
00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,308
and I'll tell you why.
513
00:24:03,543 --> 00:24:05,512
Because the location
of the loot was marked
514
00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:07,213
by an X on that map.
515
00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:11,083
- You mean that map, Lieutenant?
516
00:24:11,117 --> 00:24:13,953
(audience laughs)
517
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,491
- Oh, I didn't know
you painted, Tim.
518
00:24:18,525 --> 00:24:20,359
- Well, I don't.
519
00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:21,861
I mean, I did.
520
00:24:21,894 --> 00:24:25,798
Well, I painted the picture
that he was talking about.
521
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:29,235
(audience laughs)
522
00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,938
(clears throat)
523
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:35,041
Oh, yes, and I also
painted that one.
524
00:24:35,908 --> 00:24:38,978
- Oh, well, isn't that nice?
525
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,179
What is it?
526
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,615
- Yeah, what is that, O'Hara?
527
00:24:44,016 --> 00:24:46,553
- That is The Picnic.
528
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:49,421
(audience laughs)
529
00:24:56,896 --> 00:25:01,067
("My Favorite Martian Theme
Song" by George Greeley)
530
00:25:35,334 --> 00:25:38,104
(dramatic instrumental music)
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