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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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♪ ♪
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WOMAN:
So, a few years ago,
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I accidentally received
a distress call.
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I was done with
my homework, so...
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I answered it.
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♪ ♪
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Now, I save the world.
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Okay, here's the sitch.
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A big-deal slime scientist
has been captured
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by the evil Professor Dementor,
and I'm gonna rescue him.
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Who am I?
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I'm Kim Possible.
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I've done everything
you've asked.
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I formulated the world's most
dangerous disintegrating slime.
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Please, please let me go!
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I miss my wife, and my kids,
and my mold spores.
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(THICK GERMAN ACCENT)
My dear Doctor Glopman.
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You say this is
the "Uber Slime."
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(TREMBLING)
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Let's... make... sure.
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I need backup!
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Haa!
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(GRUNT)
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(GRUNTS)
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(JETPACK WHIRRS)
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Ahhhh!
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Ugh!
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(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)
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No!
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(WILD SCREAMING)
Ahhhhhh!
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This is Ron Stoppable.
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Best friend and best sidekick.
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(SCREAMING)
Ahhhhh!
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Are we winning?
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Ron, look at the hench-dudes
you took out.
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Ha!
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Ron, you've done it again.
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Ha-ha!
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(JETPACK BEEPS AND WHIRRS)
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Woah!
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I'm sure Dementor
didn't see that.
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Woah!
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RON:
Uhh... Uhh...
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Ron, run!
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(EXPLOSION RUMBLES)
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Huh?
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Okay. Might have
seen that.
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(KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS A MELODY)
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Kim?
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I've got a target lock.
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Here, uh, see for yourself.
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That's our friend, Wade.
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Resident tech genius.
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He graduated from college
when he was 10.
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Professor Dementor has the
scientist chained up on level 6.
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You better hurry!
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Come on, Ron.
Let's do this.
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(LIQUID SIZZLES AND HISSES)
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Oh.
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
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Success!
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The world is mine!
What?
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(BUBBLING SOUNDS)
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What? What?
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Why is it turning
all pink and sparkly?
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I don't know, it's probably
just a byproduct
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of the disintegration process.
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I cannot take over the world
with the pink and the sparkles.
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Everybody will make the fun.
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How? They'll all be
disintegrated.
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As will you,
Doctor Smartypants.
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Now...
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Oh, no.
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Engage the painfully slow
descending hook...
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into your slimy doom.
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Please, please don't
do this!
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Please, be reasonable.
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(EVIL CACKLING)
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(CACKLING CONTINUES)
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Oh, my strap is itchy.
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(GROANS)
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Please, get me out of here!
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Slime's up,
Professor Dementor.
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(FURIOUSLY)
Fraulein...
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Possible?
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Get her!
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Go! Go! Go!
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Ron, unhook the dock.
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I'll take the goons.
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Go faster, hook.
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(GRUNTS)
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Crush her!
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROWLS)
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Ron, grapple me.
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Oof!
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(GASPS)
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Ugh!
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Ahhhh!
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Ha! What will you do without
your grappling hook, Fraulein?
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(GRUNTS)
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Oh, that... that is
what you will do, oh.
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You have to push in,
and turn.
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Push in and turn
at the same time.
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Henchmentors,
stop that clumsy boy.
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(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)
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What are you doing
back there?
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I'm saving you.
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Uh, help?
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Kim!
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Help! Help!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oooh!
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Woah, help us!
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Aaaah!
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Ugh!
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(GROANS)
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Come on, doc, we gotta
get out of here.
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No, I can't.
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There's a world-ending supply
of deadly slime here.
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We must destroy it.
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(GROANS)
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Wade, I know we gotta fly,
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but I need you to see if there's
a self-destruct button
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anywhere...
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COMPUTER VOICE: Self-destruct
sequence initiated.
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Enjoy your death.
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Found it.
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(LAUGHS)
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Looks like I have
the only escape pod.
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(CACKLES)
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Hey, Wade.
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Re-route that puppy to
the nearest police station.
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With pleasure.
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(CACKLING CONTINUES)
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What... wait?
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Nein, no!
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No! Nooooo!
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Nein! No!
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Nooooooo!
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Kim, 30 seconds
'til self-destruct.
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We gotta go, come on.
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Take this. Ron and I
can share.
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And from now on,
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I will only use my slime
for the good of humanity.
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Maybe the occasional kids'
award show.
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(BEEPING)
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Drone mode, Wade.
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Let's get Doctor Glopman
to safety.
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Can do.
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(BEEPING)
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Woah!
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Ahhhhhhhh!
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Uh, Kim, remember what happened
to our only other jetpack?
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(EXPLOSIONS)
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Okay. I have a plan.
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Woah.
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(EXPLOSIONS BOOMING LOUDER)
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Wade, remote fire
Ron's jetpack.
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(PANICKED)
On it!
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(JETPACK WHIRRS)
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Hey, Kim?
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When I told you that one time
I'd jump off a cliff for you,
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I didn't expect it
to happen.
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Ahhhhhhh!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Oh yeah yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
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♪ And I'm here to save
the world ♪
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♪ You can't stop me 'cause ♪
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♪ I'm Kim Possible ♪
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♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
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Ahhhhh!
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♪ And when danger calls ♪
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♪ Know that I am
on my way ♪
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♪ On my way ♪
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♪ It doesn't matter
where or when ♪
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Ahhhhh!
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♪ There's trouble ♪
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♪ If you just call my name ♪
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♪ Kim Possible! ♪
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So, what's the sitch?
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♪ Call me
beep me, ♪
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♪ If you want
to reach me. ♪
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WOMAN (ON TV):
And in Europe last night,
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teen hero Kim Possible capturd
her 14th villain this year.
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I am an innocent escape
pod enthusiast!
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This is police harassment!
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Europe?
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No wonder Kimmy got in
so late.
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I'm glad she's home
safe and sound.
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I'm worried about her not
getting enough sleep.
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Yeah, well...
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Or dissolving in slime.
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(DRONE WHIZZES)
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Ugh!
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Oops.
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Jim, Tim?
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Our bad, Mom and Dad.
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Still working out
some bugs.
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Well, I should make sure
our gal isn't too tired
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from her mission to
wake up for school.
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Kimmy Anne, the bus
is almost here.
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Wade?
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The bus will be here
in six minutes.
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You're looking swell today,
Dr. P.
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Thank you, Wade.
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Now, log off. This is
a girls only convo.
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Over and out.
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Ah, this is the big day.
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You feel ready?
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I'm so excited.
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I finished all
my summer reading,
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like, two weeks ago.
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I've done a VR walkthrough of
the school so I don't get lost.
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Oh, and my cheer squad
audition routine is,
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if I do say so myself,
flawless.
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(LAUGHS)
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Okay, well, I guess that
answered my...
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Oh, and look.
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(LAUGHS)
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I picked out and sorted all of
my outfits for the month.
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Wow, for the first month?
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Oh, and I memorized
my teacher's names,
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their birthdays,
their food allergies,
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just in case we want
to get them a gift.
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Okay, Kimmy, honey...
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Oh, and this morning,
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I started prepping for
my midterms and finals,
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cause they're only four
and eight months away.
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Can't be too prepared.
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Right, yeah...
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So you've been really
busy since...?
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3:00 AM.
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Well, 4:00 AM.
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I took a little nap after saving
the world from slimy doom.
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Sit down, my little hummingbird.
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Oh...
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What's up?
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My sweet girl.
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I just... I want you
to know that,
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that high school can be
kind of daunting.
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It's okay if you don't figure
it all out on the first day.
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Don't worry, I've allowed myself
the morning of day two as well,
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for wiggle-room.
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Day two?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mom, don't worry.
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I'm Kim Possible.
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I handle things.
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It's what I am,
it's what I do.
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Sweetie, just know that we're
here for you if you need...
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more wiggle room.
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I've got the genes
of a rocket scientist
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and a black belt
brain surgeon.
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I think I'll survive
Middleton High.
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(LAUGHS)
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(BEEPING)
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Aww...
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BOTH: Wade.
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Sorry. I just got a GPS lock
on the school bus.
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Departure in three minutes.
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Perfect. Activate
the window, please.
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Okay, mom.
I gotta go.
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Ohh.
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Don't worry.
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Besides, it's just high school.
271
00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:23,323
How hard can it be?
272
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:39,406
♪ ♪
273
00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,210
Kim, the bus is
on your street now.
274
00:11:45,211 --> 00:11:49,416
♪ ♪
275
00:11:49,915 --> 00:11:51,315
...Romantic walk and it
was the cutest thing.
276
00:11:51,317 --> 00:11:52,650
Then we saw this house
over there...
277
00:11:52,651 --> 00:11:53,651
Yeah.
278
00:11:53,653 --> 00:11:55,319
So she has the most
massive...
279
00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:56,323
(BABY CRIES)
280
00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:02,291
(BABY COOS)
281
00:12:02,293 --> 00:12:05,228
Oh, my gosh!
282
00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,098
Thank you, Kim.
283
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:08,869
No problem.
284
00:12:11,303 --> 00:12:12,535
The doors are closing!
285
00:12:12,537 --> 00:12:13,670
Ten,
286
00:12:13,672 --> 00:12:17,239
nine, eight, seven,
287
00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:21,447
six, five, four, three...
288
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,353
Made it.
289
00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:31,588
Boo-yah!
290
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,191
(LAUGHS)
291
00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:37,192
(EXHALES)
292
00:12:37,194 --> 00:12:39,031
(SLURPS)
293
00:12:45,069 --> 00:12:47,303
Kim Possible...
294
00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:51,306
You defeated my giant robot.
295
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:56,711
You blew up my private island,
and now,
296
00:12:56,713 --> 00:12:59,580
I'm stuck here thanks to you.
297
00:12:59,582 --> 00:13:02,517
But I have you in my grasp, now.
298
00:13:02,519 --> 00:13:05,654
And there is no escape.
299
00:13:05,656 --> 00:13:08,223
Into the alligator pit with you.
300
00:13:08,225 --> 00:13:11,160
(MIMICS KIM) No, Doctor Drakken.
Please, show mercy.
301
00:13:11,162 --> 00:13:12,226
No mercy.
302
00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:13,964
(MIMICS DROWNING)
303
00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:16,363
(COUGHING)
304
00:13:16,365 --> 00:13:17,265
Please.
305
00:13:17,267 --> 00:13:19,199
(SPUTTERING)
306
00:13:19,201 --> 00:13:24,041
(DISTANT YELLS)
307
00:13:29,377 --> 00:13:32,416
(EXPLOSION)
308
00:13:40,622 --> 00:13:41,989
Wow.
309
00:13:41,991 --> 00:13:43,322
(CHUCKLES)
310
00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:46,659
Did I catch you at a sad time,
Drakken?
311
00:13:46,661 --> 00:13:50,230
Don't sneak up on me like that,
Shego.
312
00:13:50,232 --> 00:13:52,697
And, for your information,
313
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:57,636
this is a scale model
revenge simulator.
314
00:13:57,638 --> 00:14:01,607
It's a dolly and a toilet.
315
00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,442
Did you enact my instructions?
316
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,313
Yes, and followed all the dumb
requests you sent me
317
00:14:07,315 --> 00:14:08,781
while you were on this...
318
00:14:08,783 --> 00:14:12,619
I don't know, enforced vacation
for the last year?
319
00:14:12,621 --> 00:14:16,287
It was just as annoying as
working with you in person.
320
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,525
So good to see you, too.
321
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:23,564
(LASER BLASTS)
322
00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:30,168
You do know this jailbreak
is time sensitive?
323
00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:31,369
Could we move this along?
324
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,039
Let's go!
325
00:14:37,111 --> 00:14:40,344
Why do you need
all that garbage?
326
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:42,283
For my plan...
327
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:45,382
(INHALES)
328
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,786
...to be the world's
greatest evil-doer.
329
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:52,323
And what about Kim Possible?
330
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,693
The world's greatest
evil-undoer?
331
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:58,529
Possible.
332
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,335
Your end is...
333
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,304
No, no, no.
334
00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:10,339
Probable!
335
00:15:10,341 --> 00:15:12,342
Bad.
336
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:16,148
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
337
00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:24,691
(STUDENTS CHATTING)
338
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,529
Stoppable here
at Middleton High.
339
00:15:33,531 --> 00:15:36,499
Ron, you are not livestreaming
our first day of school.
340
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:39,101
And we are live.
341
00:15:39,103 --> 00:15:40,303
This is Kim Possible.
342
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:43,572
We're both a little cranky after
saving the world last night.
343
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:44,740
I'm so not cranky.
344
00:15:44,742 --> 00:15:46,277
I feel great.
345
00:15:47,611 --> 00:15:49,745
(WESTERN SHOWDOWN MUSIC PLAYING)
346
00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:51,282
Yuck.
347
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,187
Kim?
348
00:15:57,387 --> 00:15:58,452
Kim?
349
00:15:58,454 --> 00:15:59,521
(LAUGHS)
350
00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:02,523
Welcome to high school,
my little freshman. Oh!
351
00:16:02,525 --> 00:16:04,192
Hi, Bonnie.
352
00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:05,726
I missed you last year.
353
00:16:05,728 --> 00:16:07,696
Oh, well, I'm here now.
354
00:16:07,698 --> 00:16:11,332
And I want you to think of me
as your sophomore big sister.
355
00:16:11,334 --> 00:16:14,903
An astonishingly popular
big sister.
356
00:16:14,905 --> 00:16:16,370
(CROWD CHATTERS)
357
00:16:16,372 --> 00:16:17,541
(LAUGHS)
358
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,407
That's Bonnie.
359
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:21,176
She and Kim have hated
each other
360
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:22,644
for longer than
they've been alive.
361
00:16:22,646 --> 00:16:24,379
Who's he blabbering to?
362
00:16:24,381 --> 00:16:26,514
Besides everyone, constantly.
363
00:16:26,516 --> 00:16:29,650
Ron happens to be livestreaming
to thousands of devoted fans.
364
00:16:29,652 --> 00:16:31,285
Okay, Mom. Gotta go.
365
00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:32,353
(CALL DROPS)
366
00:16:32,355 --> 00:16:33,354
Mom? Mom?
367
00:16:33,356 --> 00:16:36,125
Huh. Guess she signed off.
368
00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:40,827
Almost forgot,
Bon-Bon.
369
00:16:40,829 --> 00:16:42,829
When are cheerleading tryouts?
370
00:16:42,831 --> 00:16:44,165
Cheer?
371
00:16:44,167 --> 00:16:45,365
(LAUGHS)
372
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,401
You want to cheer at school?
373
00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:48,501
Yeah, go hang out with
the losers in Lowerton.
374
00:16:48,503 --> 00:16:51,905
Here at Middleton High,
we're about one thing.
375
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,706
This is a soccer school.
376
00:16:53,708 --> 00:16:57,444
Tryouts are after class,
if you're feeling brave.
377
00:16:57,446 --> 00:16:58,511
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
378
00:16:58,513 --> 00:17:00,379
(GASPS)
379
00:17:00,381 --> 00:17:02,785
You can't use
your hands!
380
00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:06,322
'K, thanks, bye.
381
00:17:08,455 --> 00:17:10,422
(MOCKING)
"K, thanks, hi."
382
00:17:10,424 --> 00:17:11,490
Make it quick, Wade.
383
00:17:11,492 --> 00:17:12,591
We gotta get to homeroom.
384
00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:14,794
Remind me to tell you something
about that later.
385
00:17:14,796 --> 00:17:16,261
Anyway, I don't know
if you've heard,
386
00:17:16,263 --> 00:17:18,363
but Shego sprang Drakken
from the joint.
387
00:17:18,365 --> 00:17:19,399
What?
388
00:17:19,401 --> 00:17:20,499
No big.
389
00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,334
You've captured
that dude more times
390
00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:24,437
than I've tripped over
my own shoelace!
391
00:17:24,439 --> 00:17:25,903
Want me to run a suspicious
activity sweep
392
00:17:25,905 --> 00:17:27,538
over all known lairs, Kim?
393
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:28,607
Please and thank you.
394
00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,342
And, what did you want
to tell us about homeroom?
395
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:31,442
Oh yeah.
396
00:17:31,444 --> 00:17:32,811
It's on the other side
of the school.
397
00:17:32,813 --> 00:17:33,879
No, it's not.
398
00:17:33,881 --> 00:17:35,080
I did a VR walkthrough.
399
00:17:35,082 --> 00:17:38,550
No, they renumbered the
classrooms over the summer.
400
00:17:38,552 --> 00:17:39,817
What?
401
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:41,987
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
402
00:17:41,989 --> 00:17:44,858
♪ ♪
403
00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:49,593
In conclusion, it's best
to abandon any hope of joy,
404
00:17:49,595 --> 00:17:53,265
and find meagre satisfaction
in monotony.
405
00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:55,266
(GASPING)
406
00:17:55,268 --> 00:18:00,370
Oh. You must be Possible
and Stoppable.
407
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,340
You must recognize us
from the news.
408
00:18:02,342 --> 00:18:03,408
Nope.
409
00:18:03,410 --> 00:18:08,345
I recognize you from this,
because you are late.
410
00:18:08,347 --> 00:18:11,782
We got a little turned around,
Mr. Barkin.
411
00:18:11,784 --> 00:18:13,716
Nobody told us they renumbered
the classrooms.
412
00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,685
Ah. I did that.
413
00:18:15,687 --> 00:18:17,354
Keeps you kids on your toes.
414
00:18:17,356 --> 00:18:19,555
On your tippity-tippities.
415
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,825
That's... not really fair.
416
00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:25,629
It takes me 90 minutes to
prepare Lady Whiskerboots
417
00:18:25,631 --> 00:18:27,364
her low-carb, high-protein
breakfast,
418
00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:30,466
but that doesn't stop me
from being on time.
419
00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:32,601
Isn't that right,
Lady Whiskerpuss?
420
00:18:32,603 --> 00:18:35,371
Yes, it is.
Oh, yes it is.
421
00:18:35,373 --> 00:18:37,340
(CLEARS THROAT)
422
00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:41,476
Purr, purr.
423
00:18:41,478 --> 00:18:43,513
Ew... Stop.
424
00:18:43,515 --> 00:18:45,348
(CLEARS THROAT)
425
00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:49,452
Ugh, anyway, seeing as
it's your first day at school,
426
00:18:49,454 --> 00:18:52,288
I'm willing to show a little
uncharacteristic mercy.
427
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:57,327
But, I've got my eyes
on both you troublemakers.
428
00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,827
One each.
429
00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:00,029
We're not troublemakers.
430
00:19:00,031 --> 00:19:01,397
We're trouble stoppers.
431
00:19:01,399 --> 00:19:04,300
Haven't you ever seen us
do good stuff on TV?
432
00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:05,566
(GRUMBLES)
433
00:19:05,568 --> 00:19:06,834
Ah, we-
434
00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:08,637
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
435
00:19:08,639 --> 00:19:11,438
(STUDENTS CHATTER)
436
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:12,308
Mr. Barkin?
437
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,945
Maybe we, uh...
438
00:19:14,477 --> 00:19:15,576
Oh...
439
00:19:15,578 --> 00:19:17,377
Hey!
440
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:18,349
Ugh!
441
00:19:22,718 --> 00:19:24,051
We gotta get to
our first class.
442
00:19:24,053 --> 00:19:25,419
Where is it?
443
00:19:25,421 --> 00:19:26,389
Wade.
444
00:19:27,658 --> 00:19:29,523
The other side of the school.
445
00:19:29,525 --> 00:19:30,559
(SIGHS)
446
00:19:30,561 --> 00:19:32,359
Get me a blueprint of any
and all vents, tunnels,
447
00:19:32,361 --> 00:19:33,994
and roof access points.
448
00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:35,466
Comin' at ya.
449
00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:40,803
Let's roll.
450
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:02,358
Kim, jump in there.
451
00:20:07,529 --> 00:20:08,731
Ahhh!
452
00:20:10,764 --> 00:20:12,565
(COUGHS)
453
00:20:12,567 --> 00:20:15,134
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
454
00:20:15,136 --> 00:20:16,305
What?
455
00:20:17,038 --> 00:20:19,007
How are you here?
456
00:20:21,975 --> 00:20:24,109
Is your name Kim Possible
457
00:20:24,111 --> 00:20:29,714
because it's impossible
for you to be on time?
458
00:20:29,716 --> 00:20:31,083
Mr. Barkin?
459
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,952
Yeah, that's me.
460
00:20:32,954 --> 00:20:37,490
I'm subbing for Mrs. Bailey,
she's off on eternity leave.
461
00:20:37,492 --> 00:20:38,989
You mean maternity?
462
00:20:38,991 --> 00:20:42,962
No. I mean she's gone,
and she ain't comin' back.
463
00:20:42,964 --> 00:20:43,962
Now.
464
00:20:43,964 --> 00:20:45,934
(WHISTLES)
Sit.
465
00:20:50,636 --> 00:20:52,403
(SLURPS)
466
00:20:52,405 --> 00:20:54,709
(CROWS CAWING)
467
00:20:58,645 --> 00:21:01,982
(STONES GRINDING AND RUMBLING)
468
00:21:14,492 --> 00:21:18,796
"Gee, thanks for setting up
this awesome lair
469
00:21:18,798 --> 00:21:21,899
"in my absence, Shego?"
470
00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:23,167
That's you.
471
00:21:23,169 --> 00:21:24,368
Yes.
472
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:28,171
It's wonderful how we used
to have our own entire island,
473
00:21:28,173 --> 00:21:31,141
and now we're squatting
in a pile of garbage
474
00:21:31,143 --> 00:21:33,710
vaguely shaped like
the building.
475
00:21:33,712 --> 00:21:38,683
(METAL CLATTERS AND SPINS)
476
00:21:46,825 --> 00:21:49,124
Look at Duff Killigan's
Villain-stagram.
477
00:21:49,126 --> 00:21:51,460
He has an underwater base.
478
00:21:51,462 --> 00:21:54,932
Señor Senior, Senior
has an active volcano.
479
00:21:56,601 --> 00:21:58,133
I used to have an island.
480
00:21:58,135 --> 00:22:01,470
'Kay, well that island,
if you remember correctly,
481
00:22:01,472 --> 00:22:03,472
slightly exploded.
482
00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:06,675
Yes. Because of
Kim Possible.
483
00:22:06,677 --> 00:22:08,709
(LAUGHS)
484
00:22:08,711 --> 00:22:10,879
Yeah. Imagine.
485
00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:15,150
All your genius plans
foiled by one puny kid.
486
00:22:15,152 --> 00:22:20,957
Oh, she isn't just
one puny kid.
487
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:22,958
There's something about her
that makes her able
488
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,795
to defeat villain after villain
after villain.
489
00:22:27,797 --> 00:22:29,767
A certain... spark.
490
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:38,040
I want that spark.
491
00:22:41,776 --> 00:22:43,944
I can't figure it out.
492
00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:46,614
What is high school's deal?
493
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,248
I gotta tell you, KP.
494
00:22:48,250 --> 00:22:50,251
In my 15 years on
this crazy planet,
495
00:22:50,253 --> 00:22:53,720
this is probably the best first
day of school I've ever had.
496
00:22:53,722 --> 00:22:54,854
(LAUGHS)
497
00:22:54,856 --> 00:22:56,290
Remember 6th grade?
498
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,525
Today beats losing your pants
at the welcome assembly,
499
00:22:58,527 --> 00:22:59,927
I'll give you that.
500
00:22:59,929 --> 00:23:01,262
That's the spirit.
501
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:03,796
And besides, so today
was a hot dumpster fire.
502
00:23:03,798 --> 00:23:04,831
So what?
503
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:07,032
The Kim I know doesn't go down
without a fight.
504
00:23:07,034 --> 00:23:08,200
You got this.
505
00:23:08,202 --> 00:23:09,669
(SIGHS)
506
00:23:09,671 --> 00:23:10,736
You know what?
507
00:23:10,738 --> 00:23:12,238
You're so right.
508
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,174
I wasn't planning on trying out
for soccer today,
509
00:23:14,176 --> 00:23:16,275
but oh how sweet
would it be
510
00:23:16,277 --> 00:23:18,811
to wipe that smug smile
off of Bonnie's face.
511
00:23:18,813 --> 00:23:19,982
Come on.
512
00:23:21,815 --> 00:23:23,049
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
513
00:23:23,051 --> 00:23:24,117
(CONDESCENDINGLY)
Oh, cute.
514
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,686
Our last tryout of the day.
515
00:23:26,688 --> 00:23:29,022
Okay, Kimber-lumps,
it's simple.
516
00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:32,694
Kick this ball into that goal.
517
00:23:33,826 --> 00:23:36,194
Oh, and if you don't
too terribly mind,
518
00:23:36,196 --> 00:23:39,330
my squad and I here will do
everything in our power
519
00:23:39,332 --> 00:23:41,035
to try and stop you.
520
00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:44,072
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
521
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,580
Let's go KP!
522
00:23:56,850 --> 00:23:58,316
♪ ♪
523
00:23:58,318 --> 00:24:00,185
She's coming right your way!
524
00:24:00,187 --> 00:24:01,618
Come on, you guys.
525
00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:02,787
Don't let her through.
526
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,191
I can't, she's too fast.
527
00:24:06,192 --> 00:24:08,358
Defense, get the ball!
528
00:24:08,360 --> 00:24:09,894
I got this.
529
00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:10,963
No, you don't got this.
530
00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:12,663
How does she do that?
531
00:24:12,665 --> 00:24:14,932
Oh, man!
532
00:24:14,934 --> 00:24:16,232
Wow, okay.
533
00:24:16,234 --> 00:24:17,702
Bonnie said it would
be easy.
534
00:24:17,704 --> 00:24:18,868
Oh no, Kimmy.
535
00:24:18,870 --> 00:24:20,037
You're not getting by me.
536
00:24:20,039 --> 00:24:21,606
What is she doing then?
537
00:24:21,608 --> 00:24:22,940
(GRUNT)
538
00:24:22,942 --> 00:24:24,311
(SCREAMS)
539
00:24:35,721 --> 00:24:38,089
Whoooooo! Yes!
540
00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:42,893
Woo-hoo!
You've done it, KP!
541
00:24:42,895 --> 00:24:44,927
Yes, woo!
542
00:24:44,929 --> 00:24:45,995
(LAUGHS)
543
00:24:45,997 --> 00:24:47,297
Okay.
544
00:24:47,299 --> 00:24:50,266
From the bottom of my very
deep heart, Kim,
545
00:24:50,268 --> 00:24:55,269
that was... amazing.
546
00:24:55,271 --> 00:24:56,875
I'm shook.
547
00:24:58,143 --> 00:25:03,378
So, congratulations
to our newest...
548
00:25:03,380 --> 00:25:05,314
equipment manager.
549
00:25:05,316 --> 00:25:06,982
(CLAPS)
550
00:25:06,984 --> 00:25:08,353
Yay.
551
00:25:09,352 --> 00:25:11,819
Equipment manager?
552
00:25:11,821 --> 00:25:14,890
Oh, I take just
a hint of starch.
553
00:25:14,892 --> 00:25:17,259
Equipment manager?
554
00:25:17,261 --> 00:25:18,961
Bonnie, you just told me
I was amazing.
555
00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:21,695
Ah, you totally are,
Kiki-Peeps.
556
00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:25,901
But, you're also a freshman.
557
00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:26,969
So?
558
00:25:26,971 --> 00:25:28,436
Did I forget to tell you?
559
00:25:28,438 --> 00:25:30,204
Oh, so sorry.
560
00:25:30,206 --> 00:25:33,711
Freshman can't be
on the team.
561
00:25:36,146 --> 00:25:39,280
Oh, and use a non-chlorine
bleach.
562
00:25:39,282 --> 00:25:40,251
Obvi.
563
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:46,187
Wait, where am I taking this?
564
00:25:46,189 --> 00:25:48,288
The equipment room
is on...
565
00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:51,294
The opposite side
of the school.
566
00:25:53,228 --> 00:25:55,230
Ugh. This box reeks.
567
00:25:57,332 --> 00:26:00,670
(CAMERA BUZZING)
568
00:26:03,204 --> 00:26:06,739
So, how's stealing
that spark going?
569
00:26:06,741 --> 00:26:09,242
Um, no, besides poorly.
570
00:26:09,244 --> 00:26:11,844
Today is her first day
of high school.
571
00:26:11,846 --> 00:26:13,713
Something that can reduce
the strongest,
572
00:26:13,715 --> 00:26:18,719
most confident adolescent
to a helpless mewling kitten.
573
00:26:18,721 --> 00:26:22,787
This happening to our
little foe as we speak?
574
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,490
And once she is
at her weakest,
575
00:26:24,492 --> 00:26:28,361
I will isolate and steal
that spark that makes Kim...
576
00:26:28,363 --> 00:26:29,362
Possible!
577
00:26:29,364 --> 00:26:32,735
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
578
00:26:34,303 --> 00:26:36,238
(MACHINE POWERS DOWN)
579
00:26:41,041 --> 00:26:44,243
Um, did you get
the Zakadamium Q-46?
580
00:26:44,245 --> 00:26:45,510
What?
581
00:26:45,512 --> 00:26:47,947
It's the power source
for my revenge plot?
582
00:26:47,949 --> 00:26:49,914
Oh, it's in there.
583
00:26:49,916 --> 00:26:51,217
Oh.
584
00:26:52,252 --> 00:26:53,252
In there?
585
00:26:53,254 --> 00:26:55,285
There?
586
00:26:55,287 --> 00:26:57,257
It's over... I can't
reach it.
587
00:26:59,825 --> 00:27:02,427
(SIGHS)
588
00:27:02,429 --> 00:27:04,063
You bought it online?
589
00:27:04,065 --> 00:27:05,330
Yeah.
590
00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:06,431
Get with the times, doc.
591
00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:09,402
Nobody leaves the lair
anymore. Tch.
592
00:27:10,036 --> 00:27:11,369
(SIGHS)
593
00:27:11,371 --> 00:27:13,838
Ooof!
594
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:17,011
This is a cheap knockoff.
595
00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,076
Get the Zakadamium!
596
00:27:19,078 --> 00:27:20,512
Hey.
597
00:27:20,514 --> 00:27:23,514
You know, yelling might
make you feel better,
598
00:27:23,516 --> 00:27:26,016
but it doesn't make me
feel worse.
599
00:27:26,018 --> 00:27:28,154
Just an FYI.
600
00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:33,389
(FURIOUSLY EXHALES)
601
00:27:33,391 --> 00:27:38,832
Just a detour on the road
to victory.
602
00:27:40,166 --> 00:27:42,235
(EXHALES)
603
00:27:43,268 --> 00:27:45,334
You've only been to school
one day,
604
00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:47,303
and you're already making
a difference.
605
00:27:47,305 --> 00:27:49,973
Your arms are gonna be jacked
by the end of the year,
606
00:27:49,975 --> 00:27:51,474
which will be great for when
you get on the soccer team
607
00:27:51,476 --> 00:27:52,975
and can't use them.
608
00:27:52,977 --> 00:27:55,444
(LAUGHS)
609
00:27:55,446 --> 00:27:56,513
Thanks, Ron.
610
00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:58,314
You know, you always know
what to say.
611
00:27:58,316 --> 00:28:00,283
Sort of.
612
00:28:00,284 --> 00:28:03,319
Regardless, I've had the
absolute worst first day
613
00:28:03,321 --> 00:28:06,156
of school that any human
could have.
614
00:28:06,157 --> 00:28:07,924
(CRYING)
615
00:28:07,926 --> 00:28:10,395
Or, maybe not?
616
00:28:11,329 --> 00:28:13,295
(SNIFFLING)
617
00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:15,130
(SOBBING)
618
00:28:15,132 --> 00:28:17,433
It was awful, mom.
619
00:28:17,435 --> 00:28:19,435
I didn't make any friends,
620
00:28:19,437 --> 00:28:25,439
and I just tripped and dumped
my backpack everywhere,
621
00:28:25,441 --> 00:28:27,377
and everyone laughed.
622
00:28:28,344 --> 00:28:30,213
I know.
623
00:28:30,215 --> 00:28:31,279
(SIGHS)
624
00:28:31,281 --> 00:28:33,017
Love you, too.
625
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,596
I believe this is yours.
626
00:28:47,598 --> 00:28:49,896
I'm Kim.
627
00:28:49,898 --> 00:28:51,467
I know.
628
00:28:53,337 --> 00:28:55,070
Are you okay?
629
00:28:55,072 --> 00:28:57,303
Okay?
630
00:28:57,305 --> 00:28:59,440
I just met Kim Possible!
631
00:28:59,442 --> 00:29:01,311
(SQUEALS HAPPILY)
632
00:29:03,346 --> 00:29:04,981
Come on.
633
00:29:09,385 --> 00:29:10,885
Oh, Bueno Nacho.
634
00:29:10,887 --> 00:29:12,051
Love it.
635
00:29:12,053 --> 00:29:14,387
Yup. It's Ron's casa
away from casa.
636
00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:16,022
(LAUGHS)
637
00:29:16,024 --> 00:29:18,458
I'm sorry, I didn't even
ask you what your name was.
638
00:29:18,460 --> 00:29:19,894
You didn't go to Middleton
Middle School, right?
639
00:29:19,896 --> 00:29:21,328
No, I just moved here
this summer.
640
00:29:21,330 --> 00:29:22,327
I'm Athena.
641
00:29:22,329 --> 00:29:24,163
Ah, Athena.
642
00:29:24,165 --> 00:29:26,966
As in the goddess of...
643
00:29:26,968 --> 00:29:29,301
I wanna say dentistry?
644
00:29:29,303 --> 00:29:31,037
Actually, wisdom.
645
00:29:31,039 --> 00:29:32,271
(LAUGHS)
646
00:29:32,273 --> 00:29:33,307
If you say so.
647
00:29:33,309 --> 00:29:35,942
Well, you've made a wise choice
today, Athena.
648
00:29:35,944 --> 00:29:38,644
Behold, nature's perfect food.
649
00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:39,680
The Naco.
650
00:29:39,682 --> 00:29:45,952
Taco meets nachos in a fusion
of cheesy glory.
651
00:29:45,954 --> 00:29:48,320
But, of course,
you guys ordered the...
652
00:29:48,322 --> 00:29:51,323
TOGETHER: Cha-cha
Chimmurito no sour cream.
653
00:29:51,325 --> 00:29:53,325
(LAUGHS)
654
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:55,096
What are the odds?
655
00:30:00,401 --> 00:30:02,467
Hey, let me see that phone
for a hot sec?
656
00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:05,938
Oh, uh... Yeah.
657
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:07,038
All right.
658
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,073
Get in close.
659
00:30:08,075 --> 00:30:09,574
Ready? Okay.
660
00:30:09,576 --> 00:30:12,611
Yes, that's perfect.
661
00:30:12,613 --> 00:30:13,612
Thank you!
662
00:30:13,614 --> 00:30:15,046
Thank you for that, um.
663
00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:16,181
Seriously, just ask.
664
00:30:16,183 --> 00:30:19,017
We're the least selfie-adverse
people on the planet.
665
00:30:19,019 --> 00:30:22,421
I have followed all of your
adventures for, like, ever.
666
00:30:22,423 --> 00:30:24,989
I even cosplayed as you
at Comic-con last year.
667
00:30:24,991 --> 00:30:27,326
Look at this.
668
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,726
That's amazing!
669
00:30:28,728 --> 00:30:30,361
And that hair.
670
00:30:30,363 --> 00:30:32,229
No, it's weak.
671
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:34,699
But I'm working
on a better one.
672
00:30:34,701 --> 00:30:37,200
What's up with the incredibly
handsome pooch?
673
00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:40,537
Oh, that's Ron Stop-pitbull,
of course.
674
00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:42,339
(LAUGHS)
675
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:49,312
I didn't really have any, uh,
friends to go with me.
676
00:30:49,314 --> 00:30:51,382
I don't know if you know
this about me,
677
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:55,685
but when I grow up,
I want to be a dog.
678
00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:58,520
My parents tell me
it's not a realistic goal,
679
00:30:58,522 --> 00:31:02,360
but thanks to you,
I'm one step closer.
680
00:31:03,127 --> 00:31:04,626
Ron?
681
00:31:04,628 --> 00:31:08,565
Be the dog you want
to see in the world.
682
00:31:08,567 --> 00:31:10,032
Thank you.
683
00:31:10,034 --> 00:31:11,767
And, woof.
684
00:31:11,769 --> 00:31:16,738
(BARKS)
685
00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:18,075
(LAUGHS)
686
00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:23,680
For those of you who don't knw
how to tell time,
687
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:26,248
I strongly urge you
to learn.
688
00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,050
(SIGHS)
689
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:30,451
The tardy party continues.
690
00:31:30,453 --> 00:31:31,754
I'm so sorry, Mr...
691
00:31:31,756 --> 00:31:33,554
Sorry doesn't cut it,
young lady.
692
00:31:33,556 --> 00:31:35,390
I'm giving you both detention.
693
00:31:35,392 --> 00:31:37,457
I can explain, Mr. B.
694
00:31:37,459 --> 00:31:42,362
We've actually been volunteering
at the cat shelter.
695
00:31:42,364 --> 00:31:46,168
That's no excu...
I'm sorry, the what?
696
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,771
Yeah, the cat shelter.
697
00:31:48,773 --> 00:31:53,174
For all the homeless cats
out there.
698
00:31:53,176 --> 00:31:55,012
The ones from the streets.
699
00:31:56,446 --> 00:32:00,380
They're very protein-deficient
and have a very low carb diet.
700
00:32:00,382 --> 00:32:01,986
So sad.
701
00:32:03,485 --> 00:32:05,520
(SOBS)
702
00:32:05,522 --> 00:32:08,221
Just give me...
703
00:32:08,223 --> 00:32:09,724
Okay!
704
00:32:09,726 --> 00:32:13,459
Well, I suppose I could
let it pass for meow.
705
00:32:13,461 --> 00:32:14,327
(CLASS LAUGHS)
706
00:32:14,329 --> 00:32:16,196
I mean, now.
707
00:32:16,198 --> 00:32:17,664
Now.
708
00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:19,466
Sit.
709
00:32:19,468 --> 00:32:24,271
All right the rules are equal
to or greater than cool,
710
00:32:24,273 --> 00:32:26,840
so you see, if you
wanna be cool...
711
00:32:26,842 --> 00:32:29,309
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
712
00:32:29,310 --> 00:32:31,812
Darn, I think I left
my lip balm at home.
713
00:32:31,814 --> 00:32:33,513
Oh, I'm sure I have a spare.
714
00:32:33,515 --> 00:32:34,449
(KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS)
715
00:32:39,188 --> 00:32:40,488
(GASPS)
716
00:32:41,223 --> 00:32:42,455
(SQUEALS)
717
00:32:42,457 --> 00:32:46,126
Wow, so many grappling hooks.
718
00:32:46,128 --> 00:32:49,531
Saving the world requires a
surprising amount of grappling.
719
00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:54,766
Hey, why don't you wear
this on missions anymore?
720
00:32:54,768 --> 00:32:57,503
It used to be your thing.
721
00:32:57,504 --> 00:32:59,270
I don't know, I guess wearing
the same thing
722
00:32:59,272 --> 00:33:04,275
all the time kind of felt
cartoony, after a bit.
723
00:33:04,277 --> 00:33:07,347
Now, which shade would look
the best on you?
724
00:33:09,515 --> 00:33:12,118
Oh. Here's one.
725
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,384
Oh, no, no, no, Athena,
that's not...
726
00:33:13,386 --> 00:33:15,720
(LASER ZAPS)
727
00:33:15,722 --> 00:33:17,121
(GASPS)
728
00:33:17,123 --> 00:33:18,556
I am so sorry.
729
00:33:18,558 --> 00:33:20,524
I am such a klutz.
730
00:33:20,526 --> 00:33:22,493
No, no, no, it's fine.
731
00:33:22,495 --> 00:33:24,662
I'm just glad you're okay.
732
00:33:24,664 --> 00:33:25,797
(LAUGHS)
733
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:26,798
Here. This one's safe.
734
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,166
♪ Back in Long Island
straight to LA ♪
735
00:33:29,168 --> 00:33:30,335
♪ It's been a hard week ♪
736
00:33:30,337 --> 00:33:31,435
♪ Let me let me unwind ♪
737
00:33:31,437 --> 00:33:32,704
♪ California dreaming ♪
738
00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,337
♪ New York state of mind ♪
739
00:33:34,339 --> 00:33:36,741
This song is bomb,
who is it?
740
00:33:36,743 --> 00:33:38,075
It's the new Poppy Blue.
741
00:33:38,077 --> 00:33:41,279
It's been all over the internet
for like a month and I love it.
742
00:33:41,281 --> 00:33:42,280
Who?
743
00:33:42,282 --> 00:33:43,481
Poppy Blue?
744
00:33:43,483 --> 00:33:45,817
You've never heard of her?
745
00:33:45,819 --> 00:33:47,451
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)
746
00:33:47,453 --> 00:33:49,753
(LAUGHS)
747
00:33:49,755 --> 00:33:52,523
Oh my god!
Are you judging?
748
00:33:52,524 --> 00:33:55,392
No, no, no,
of course not.
749
00:33:55,394 --> 00:33:57,493
Getting to know you
has been...
750
00:33:57,495 --> 00:34:00,864
TOGETHER: Pretty great? Yeah.
751
00:34:00,866 --> 00:34:03,232
Now let's dance!
752
00:34:03,234 --> 00:34:05,402
(LAUGHS)
753
00:34:05,404 --> 00:34:07,403
♪ 'Cause I came here to party
all night ♪
754
00:34:07,404 --> 00:34:10,274
♪ From the east to west coast
that's right ♪
755
00:34:10,276 --> 00:34:12,843
♪ We gone raise
the roof up sky high ♪
756
00:34:12,845 --> 00:34:14,243
♪ Can you party with me ♪
757
00:34:14,245 --> 00:34:17,213
♪ Party party with me ♪
758
00:34:17,215 --> 00:34:18,383
Look alive.
759
00:34:20,485 --> 00:34:21,854
Nice one, Bonnie.
760
00:34:23,487 --> 00:34:25,521
Hey, you wanna kick this
bad boy around a little?
761
00:34:25,523 --> 00:34:29,224
After all, we gotta get ready
to make the team next year.
762
00:34:29,226 --> 00:34:30,425
Can I pretend it's Bonnie?
763
00:34:30,427 --> 00:34:32,196
Way ahead of you.
764
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,633
It's like you were born
to be my BFF.
765
00:34:38,635 --> 00:34:41,237
I've felt the same
thing myself.
766
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,671
Let's play.
767
00:34:42,673 --> 00:34:45,574
♪ ♪
768
00:34:45,576 --> 00:34:46,841
Kim, you're so good.
769
00:34:46,843 --> 00:34:48,243
You try.
770
00:34:48,245 --> 00:34:55,219
♪ ♪
771
00:35:02,657 --> 00:35:04,258
Here it comes.
772
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:05,926
♪ ♪
773
00:35:05,928 --> 00:35:07,961
Woah!
774
00:35:07,963 --> 00:35:09,663
You're a fast learner.
775
00:35:09,665 --> 00:35:11,298
And you're a great teacher.
776
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:13,700
Athena, dude,
you have skills.
777
00:35:13,702 --> 00:35:16,403
Aw, thanks Ron.
778
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,371
You know what?
779
00:35:17,373 --> 00:35:18,972
How about the next mission
Ron and I go on,
780
00:35:18,974 --> 00:35:20,777
you tag along?
781
00:35:22,311 --> 00:35:24,713
(SQUEALS)
782
00:35:26,983 --> 00:35:29,482
Okay. I'm gonna freak out
about this eventually,
783
00:35:29,484 --> 00:35:32,986
but first I'm gonna go home
and shave my head.
784
00:35:32,988 --> 00:35:34,858
I think I have
a better idea.
785
00:35:38,926 --> 00:35:40,627
What? Kim? No!
786
00:35:40,629 --> 00:35:42,294
This place is way
too nice.
787
00:35:42,296 --> 00:35:43,495
Can't we just go
to Mega Cuts?
788
00:35:43,497 --> 00:35:45,298
They give you a lollipop.
789
00:35:45,300 --> 00:35:46,732
And, if you're good,
they let you sit in a chair
790
00:35:46,734 --> 00:35:47,933
that looks like a race car.
791
00:35:47,935 --> 00:35:49,969
Okay, fam, settle down.
792
00:35:49,971 --> 00:35:51,570
What do I even
tell them to do?
793
00:35:51,572 --> 00:35:52,638
Okay, okay.
794
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:54,940
First, breathe.
795
00:35:54,942 --> 00:35:56,275
(EXHALES)
796
00:35:56,277 --> 00:35:58,479
Second, close your eyes.
797
00:36:01,448 --> 00:36:04,419
Picture the best version
of yourself.
798
00:36:07,788 --> 00:36:09,523
You see her?
799
00:36:13,559 --> 00:36:14,925
I do.
800
00:36:14,927 --> 00:36:16,662
Boom.
801
00:36:16,664 --> 00:36:19,430
That's the person
I want you to be,
802
00:36:19,432 --> 00:36:21,302
and I can't wait
to meet her.
803
00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,572
Me too.
804
00:36:26,940 --> 00:36:28,442
(SNIFFS)
805
00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:31,845
(SIGHS)
806
00:36:36,515 --> 00:36:37,783
I know, right?
807
00:36:41,688 --> 00:36:42,987
(KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS)
808
00:36:42,989 --> 00:36:44,087
What's the sitch?
809
00:36:44,089 --> 00:36:47,491
Shego just busted into a
top-secret government lab.
810
00:36:47,493 --> 00:36:49,627
I'm sending someone
to pick you guys up now.
811
00:36:49,629 --> 00:36:51,529
Tell our new recruit
it's mission time.
812
00:36:51,531 --> 00:36:52,865
Ron, suit up.
813
00:36:53,565 --> 00:36:55,268
Just one more bite.
814
00:36:59,504 --> 00:37:01,937
Are you ever going
to tell me how you do that?
815
00:37:01,939 --> 00:37:04,542
Do what?
816
00:37:04,544 --> 00:37:06,044
Come on, let's go.
817
00:37:07,945 --> 00:37:11,414
My Naco juice.
818
00:37:11,416 --> 00:37:17,620
(JAZZY DANCE MUSIC)
819
00:37:17,622 --> 00:37:18,754
♪ Oh, snap ♪
820
00:37:18,756 --> 00:37:25,061
♪ ♪
821
00:37:25,063 --> 00:37:26,795
Woah, Athena.
822
00:37:26,797 --> 00:37:28,597
You look amazing.
823
00:37:28,599 --> 00:37:30,132
You've out-Kimmed Kim.
824
00:37:30,134 --> 00:37:31,568
Where'd you get that?
825
00:37:31,570 --> 00:37:33,802
Okay, well, don't laugh,
but,
826
00:37:33,804 --> 00:37:36,772
remember when I said I was
working on a better Kim cosplay?
827
00:37:36,774 --> 00:37:39,074
I actually decided to make
myself a mission suit,
828
00:37:39,076 --> 00:37:41,976
in case the time came
I had to battle evil, and...
829
00:37:41,978 --> 00:37:43,444
today is that day.
830
00:37:43,446 --> 00:37:44,480
(LAUGHS)
831
00:37:44,482 --> 00:37:46,815
It's... perfect.
832
00:37:46,817 --> 00:37:48,583
Oh my gosh, thank you.
833
00:37:48,585 --> 00:37:50,450
And, with the hair, it's...
834
00:37:50,452 --> 00:37:51,587
It's extra you.
835
00:37:51,589 --> 00:37:53,422
(LAUGHS)
836
00:37:53,424 --> 00:37:55,456
(HONKS)
837
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:56,860
That's our ride.
838
00:37:58,093 --> 00:37:59,795
♪ 'Cause I came here
to party all night ♪
839
00:37:59,797 --> 00:38:02,498
♪ From the east to
the west coast that's right ♪
840
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:04,531
♪ We gone raise
the roof up sky high ♪
841
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,566
What's the sitch?
842
00:38:06,568 --> 00:38:07,537
Poppy?
843
00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:10,973
Woo!
844
00:38:10,975 --> 00:38:11,972
(SQUEALS)
845
00:38:11,974 --> 00:38:12,973
Good to see you, girl.
846
00:38:12,975 --> 00:38:14,408
You too, thanks
for the lift.
847
00:38:14,410 --> 00:38:15,575
Poppy Blue,
oh my gosh!
848
00:38:15,577 --> 00:38:17,577
I have been a fan of
your music forever.
849
00:38:17,579 --> 00:38:18,412
(LAUGHS)
850
00:38:18,414 --> 00:38:21,515
Oh my gosh,
your hair is on point.
851
00:38:21,517 --> 00:38:22,583
Who are you?
852
00:38:22,585 --> 00:38:26,153
I'm Athena, the newest member
of team Possible.
853
00:38:26,155 --> 00:38:29,524
Kim, you're gonna have
to watch out for this one.
854
00:38:29,526 --> 00:38:31,526
Because she's fierce!
855
00:38:31,528 --> 00:38:32,660
And I should know,
856
00:38:32,662 --> 00:38:34,629
because, you know,
I invented
857
00:38:34,631 --> 00:38:39,565
♪ Fieeerce ♪
858
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,434
That was amazing.
859
00:38:41,436 --> 00:38:43,135
Okay, so how do you know Kim?
860
00:38:43,137 --> 00:38:44,570
Did, did she save you
from someone?
861
00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,037
Like, like zombies?
862
00:38:46,039 --> 00:38:47,038
Wha...
863
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,541
Ninjas?
864
00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,142
Zombie ninjas?
865
00:38:50,144 --> 00:38:51,577
Worse.
866
00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:52,779
The IRS.
867
00:38:52,781 --> 00:38:56,116
Turns out Kimmy here is a whiz
at international tax law.
868
00:38:56,118 --> 00:38:59,584
Anyway, this train is leaving
the station.
869
00:38:59,586 --> 00:39:06,627
BOTH: ♪ All aboard! ♪
870
00:39:11,566 --> 00:39:12,497
That was so awesome.
871
00:39:12,499 --> 00:39:13,732
I like you.
872
00:39:13,734 --> 00:39:14,933
You wanna come on tour
with me?
873
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,502
Yeah!
874
00:39:16,504 --> 00:39:17,502
♪ ♪
875
00:39:17,504 --> 00:39:19,471
♪ Send a location
I'm waiting so @ me ♪
876
00:39:19,473 --> 00:39:22,941
♪ People round the world
can catch my wave ♪
877
00:39:22,943 --> 00:39:23,776
♪ Back in Long Island. ♪
878
00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:26,644
RON:
A secret island... classic.
879
00:39:26,646 --> 00:39:28,012
(BEEPING)
880
00:39:28,014 --> 00:39:30,949
Wade, any intel
on the secret entrance?
881
00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:32,684
I'm workin on it, Kim.
882
00:39:32,686 --> 00:39:34,789
This one's more secret
than usual.
883
00:39:46,531 --> 00:39:48,266
(MECHANICAL GRINDING)
884
00:39:48,268 --> 00:39:49,669
Woah!
885
00:39:52,604 --> 00:39:55,874
Wow, Athena, how'd
you figure that out?
886
00:39:55,876 --> 00:39:57,107
I don't know, um...
887
00:39:57,109 --> 00:39:59,846
That is not an apple tree.
888
00:40:01,714 --> 00:40:04,114
Uh, Kim.
889
00:40:04,116 --> 00:40:06,250
Solid sleuthing there,
buddy.
890
00:40:06,252 --> 00:40:07,620
(LAUGHS)
891
00:40:12,625 --> 00:40:14,894
(ALL GASP)
892
00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:32,941
What is this place?
893
00:40:32,943 --> 00:40:36,546
The Institute for Advanced
Neurodynamic Studies.
894
00:40:36,548 --> 00:40:38,548
I've heard of this place.
895
00:40:38,550 --> 00:40:40,749
They're making amazing
breakthroughs with uploading
896
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:45,120
exabytes of data directly
into the human brain.
897
00:40:45,122 --> 00:40:47,990
Wow, I had no idea brains
were that big.
898
00:40:47,992 --> 00:40:49,959
How do they fit
in our heads?
899
00:40:49,961 --> 00:40:51,596
TOGETHER: Focus, Ron.
900
00:41:11,214 --> 00:41:12,614
Hey, Wade?
901
00:41:12,616 --> 00:41:14,247
It's spooky quiet in here,
did we miss her?
902
00:41:14,249 --> 00:41:16,685
Shego might be using
a cloaking device.
903
00:41:16,687 --> 00:41:20,254
If she's in there, I can't
pick up heat signatures.
904
00:41:20,256 --> 00:41:22,689
Did you try running a 60-80
thermal security override?
905
00:41:22,691 --> 00:41:23,824
I didn't.
906
00:41:23,826 --> 00:41:25,325
Uh, good call,
I'll give it a try.
907
00:41:25,327 --> 00:41:26,964
Never mind, we got it.
908
00:41:30,733 --> 00:41:32,669
(SQUEAKING NOISES)
909
00:41:35,704 --> 00:41:38,740
(SNIFFLING SOUNDS)
910
00:41:45,614 --> 00:41:47,816
"Naked Mole Rat."
911
00:41:48,651 --> 00:41:51,621
(CHUCKLES)
Naked.
912
00:41:53,654 --> 00:41:56,188
(SNIFFLING SOUNDS)
913
00:41:56,190 --> 00:41:58,724
(SQUEAKING NOISES)
914
00:41:58,726 --> 00:42:01,259
(KNOCKING)
915
00:42:01,261 --> 00:42:02,628
Hello?
916
00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:04,931
Anyone home?
917
00:42:04,933 --> 00:42:06,701
You decent?
918
00:42:07,935 --> 00:42:10,836
(SQUEAKING NOISES)
919
00:42:10,838 --> 00:42:13,139
Oh, wow!
920
00:42:13,141 --> 00:42:15,807
Coolest thing ever.
921
00:42:15,809 --> 00:42:17,142
(SQUEAKING)
922
00:42:17,144 --> 00:42:20,815
Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you,
little guy.
923
00:42:22,115 --> 00:42:23,915
You can come out now.
924
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:25,182
You're safe with me.
925
00:42:25,184 --> 00:42:26,787
(SNIFFING SOUNDS)
926
00:42:30,691 --> 00:42:34,825
Aww. You're shy.
927
00:42:34,827 --> 00:42:38,330
And weird.
And I like weird.
928
00:42:38,332 --> 00:42:41,135
Never be normal,
that's what I always say.
929
00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:45,072
(SNIFFING)
930
00:42:47,839 --> 00:42:48,809
Oh.
931
00:42:51,810 --> 00:42:52,809
(SQUEAKS LOUDER)
932
00:42:52,811 --> 00:42:54,614
Wha... uh...
933
00:43:01,186 --> 00:43:02,686
No signs of her anywhere.
934
00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:03,688
Hey, Kim?
935
00:43:03,690 --> 00:43:05,456
Ron, did you find anything?
936
00:43:05,457 --> 00:43:06,956
I sure did.
937
00:43:06,958 --> 00:43:11,727
Kim Possible,
meet Rufus Stoppable.
938
00:43:11,729 --> 00:43:13,696
Hey little guy.
939
00:43:13,698 --> 00:43:14,863
What is he?
940
00:43:14,865 --> 00:43:15,865
Naked mole rat.
941
00:43:15,867 --> 00:43:16,866
Yeah.
942
00:43:16,868 --> 00:43:18,066
Ah.
943
00:43:18,068 --> 00:43:19,737
I wonder what they were gonna
do with you, little guy...
944
00:43:19,739 --> 00:43:21,037
Hey, I bet
they were testing
945
00:43:21,039 --> 00:43:22,104
the brain data
transfer process
946
00:43:22,106 --> 00:43:25,741
on these little guys
before trying it on humans.
947
00:43:25,743 --> 00:43:27,477
Hey buddy, am I right?
948
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,044
Did they make you
super smart?
949
00:43:29,046 --> 00:43:30,846
(SQUEAKS)
950
00:43:30,848 --> 00:43:32,115
Oh man.
951
00:43:32,117 --> 00:43:36,418
Drakken is going to unleash an
army of super-smart mole rats.
952
00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:38,990
Better hide in my backpack,
buddy.
953
00:43:40,258 --> 00:43:43,324
Or, maybe Drakken wants
to be able to download
954
00:43:43,326 --> 00:43:46,394
vast amounts of information
into his own brain.
955
00:43:46,396 --> 00:43:48,996
But, to do that, he would
need some sort of modulator
956
00:43:48,998 --> 00:43:52,234
that translates machine learning
into brain waves, and...
957
00:43:52,236 --> 00:43:54,503
Kim, could I talk
to Wade again?
958
00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:55,371
Um, I...
959
00:43:55,373 --> 00:43:56,405
Wade, can you run
a check on the lab
960
00:43:56,407 --> 00:43:58,474
for any sort of Zakadamium-based
brain modulators?
961
00:43:58,476 --> 00:44:00,342
Uh, M-21, T-43?
962
00:44:00,344 --> 00:44:01,376
Q-46.
963
00:44:01,378 --> 00:44:02,777
Bingo! Where is it?
964
00:44:02,779 --> 00:44:04,313
Sector 12, to your left.
965
00:44:04,315 --> 00:44:05,514
And that's where
we'll find Shego.
966
00:44:05,516 --> 00:44:06,914
Come on!
967
00:44:06,916 --> 00:44:08,286
(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
968
00:44:09,420 --> 00:44:11,919
I was just about to say
we need to find the...
969
00:44:11,921 --> 00:44:16,056
brain modulator...
power cube thing.
970
00:44:16,058 --> 00:44:17,862
Really?
971
00:44:21,363 --> 00:44:24,734
♪ ♪
972
00:44:33,142 --> 00:44:34,110
Shego.
973
00:44:35,044 --> 00:44:36,444
Possible.
974
00:44:36,446 --> 00:44:38,478
It's been too long.
975
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:41,181
Can't say I was feeling
particularly nostalgic.
976
00:44:41,183 --> 00:44:42,816
Hey, step away from the cube
and put your hands
977
00:44:42,818 --> 00:44:46,153
where I can see them.
978
00:44:46,155 --> 00:44:48,121
Who's this?
979
00:44:48,123 --> 00:44:49,289
She's with me.
980
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:53,193
Yeah, but why is she the one
giving me orders, though?
981
00:44:53,195 --> 00:44:55,796
Oh, is she in charge now?
982
00:44:55,798 --> 00:44:57,229
Did you get demoted?
983
00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:58,967
Enough talk, Shego.
984
00:44:59,834 --> 00:45:00,900
(LASER BLAST)
985
00:45:00,902 --> 00:45:01,870
Ahhh!
986
00:45:08,409 --> 00:45:12,481
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
987
00:45:16,551 --> 00:45:21,857
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
988
00:45:22,589 --> 00:45:23,924
Athena, the cube!
989
00:45:24,457 --> 00:45:25,926
Argh!
990
00:45:28,028 --> 00:45:29,396
- Athena!
- Athena!
991
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:31,996
(LASER)
992
00:45:31,998 --> 00:45:33,934
(GLASS SHATTERING)
993
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:40,370
Ugh! I just got that
thing down!
994
00:45:40,372 --> 00:45:41,407
Hey, KP!
995
00:45:51,383 --> 00:45:54,352
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
996
00:45:54,354 --> 00:45:55,523
Ahhhhh!
997
00:45:58,325 --> 00:45:59,556
What are you doing?
998
00:45:59,558 --> 00:46:02,193
Sorry, I was just trying
to help.
999
00:46:02,195 --> 00:46:03,528
I got it from your room.
1000
00:46:03,530 --> 00:46:04,528
I didn't think you'd mind,
1001
00:46:04,530 --> 00:46:06,331
considering...
1002
00:46:06,333 --> 00:46:08,998
It's okay. I got this.
1003
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,167
No... you...
1004
00:46:10,169 --> 00:46:11,168
Don't!
1005
00:46:11,170 --> 00:46:12,138
...Don't!
1006
00:46:23,582 --> 00:46:24,580
I got it.
1007
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:27,118
I got it!
1008
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:29,051
I got it! I got it!
I got it! I got it!
1009
00:46:29,053 --> 00:46:30,152
Ron, I got it.
1010
00:46:30,154 --> 00:46:31,957
Ugh! Ahhh!
1011
00:46:36,527 --> 00:46:38,462
Ron, are you okay?
1012
00:46:38,464 --> 00:46:41,430
This water is, like,
the perfect temperature.
1013
00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:43,666
Not too hot,
not too cold.
1014
00:46:43,668 --> 00:46:45,401
Ron, Ron, Ron,
get up, get up!
1015
00:46:45,403 --> 00:46:47,003
Hmm?
1016
00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,504
There's something
in the water with us.
1017
00:46:48,506 --> 00:46:49,972
Ooh.
1018
00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:51,242
Ah.
1019
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:55,310
You're next, new meat.
1020
00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,478
Uh, guys, little help?
1021
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,150
(SIGHS)
1022
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,055
(GRUNTS)
1023
00:47:06,489 --> 00:47:08,056
I'm afraid your
little besties
1024
00:47:08,058 --> 00:47:12,226
can't come out
to play right now.
1025
00:47:12,228 --> 00:47:16,433
It's just me... and what's
about to be left of you.
1026
00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:23,040
(NAIL TAPPING)
1027
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:24,239
(ELECTRICAL ZAP)
1028
00:47:24,241 --> 00:47:25,208
Ahhhhh!
1029
00:47:26,675 --> 00:47:28,375
What just zapped us?
1030
00:47:28,377 --> 00:47:32,313
If I had to guess...
electric eel.
1031
00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:34,482
Ron, I never told you this,
1032
00:47:34,483 --> 00:47:37,051
but I am terrified
of electric eels!
1033
00:47:37,053 --> 00:47:39,218
Well, isn't that nice
that after all this time
1034
00:47:39,220 --> 00:47:40,653
we're still learning
about each other?
1035
00:47:40,655 --> 00:47:42,057
Ron!
1036
00:47:47,696 --> 00:47:49,332
(DISTANT SCREAM)
1037
00:47:53,701 --> 00:47:54,702
Ahhhhh!
1038
00:47:54,704 --> 00:47:56,169
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)
1039
00:47:56,171 --> 00:47:57,537
Don't worry, KP.
1040
00:47:57,539 --> 00:47:59,605
They're fascinating creatures.
1041
00:47:59,607 --> 00:48:02,609
Did you know electric eels
can spawn thousands of babies
1042
00:48:02,611 --> 00:48:04,510
at any given time?
1043
00:48:04,512 --> 00:48:06,045
(SHRIEKS)
What?
1044
00:48:06,047 --> 00:48:08,183
Athena, help!
1045
00:48:11,518 --> 00:48:12,954
(RAPID BREATHING)
1046
00:48:13,587 --> 00:48:15,123
Ahhhh!
1047
00:48:16,424 --> 00:48:17,623
KIM: Can you hear me?
1048
00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:18,594
Athena?
1049
00:48:24,031 --> 00:48:25,433
Athena! Help!
1050
00:48:28,002 --> 00:48:29,971
Ahhh!
1051
00:48:32,740 --> 00:48:39,314
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1052
00:48:42,249 --> 00:48:44,649
I know you're busy
right now Kimmy, but...
1053
00:48:44,651 --> 00:48:46,651
You got some
competition here.
1054
00:48:46,653 --> 00:48:48,653
This one's good.
1055
00:48:48,655 --> 00:48:50,289
Maybe even better than you.
1056
00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:58,598
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1057
00:49:02,736 --> 00:49:04,705
(GRUNTS)
1058
00:49:05,506 --> 00:49:08,175
Athena! Athena, help!
1059
00:49:15,748 --> 00:49:16,746
Hey there, little guy.
1060
00:49:16,748 --> 00:49:18,048
Are you okay?
1061
00:49:18,050 --> 00:49:19,749
(SQUEAKS)
1062
00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:23,353
Well, this has been a kick.
1063
00:49:23,355 --> 00:49:25,623
Next time we meet I'm gonna
have to up my game
1064
00:49:25,625 --> 00:49:27,590
to match new meat, here.
1065
00:49:27,592 --> 00:49:31,530
You know, because she's
a real opponent, Kim.
1066
00:49:41,573 --> 00:49:44,406
Athena, I knew you had
good moves,
1067
00:49:44,408 --> 00:49:46,576
but your fight skills
are sick.
1068
00:49:46,578 --> 00:49:47,576
Thanks.
1069
00:49:47,578 --> 00:49:48,777
I'm just a Kim-itation.
1070
00:49:48,779 --> 00:49:51,281
I've studied all her moves.
1071
00:49:51,283 --> 00:49:54,483
SHEGO'S VOICE: This one's good,
maybe even better than you.
1072
00:49:54,485 --> 00:49:56,485
(LAUGHING)
1073
00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:57,419
(ECHOING) Better than you...
1074
00:49:57,421 --> 00:50:00,123
Better than you...
Better than you...
1075
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:01,856
Better than you...
1076
00:50:01,858 --> 00:50:04,259
(SPED-UP AUDIO PLAYBACK)
1077
00:50:04,261 --> 00:50:06,662
Athena! Athena!
1078
00:50:06,664 --> 00:50:08,765
Athena! Athena! Athena!
1079
00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:12,334
Hate-watching your
favorite show again?
1080
00:50:12,336 --> 00:50:14,268
You finally got
the Zakadamium.
1081
00:50:14,270 --> 00:50:15,871
Sweet.
1082
00:50:15,873 --> 00:50:17,840
Woah! Careful.
1083
00:50:17,842 --> 00:50:18,941
Oh, don't worry.
1084
00:50:18,943 --> 00:50:21,443
That thing got dropped like
600 times, it's fine.
1085
00:50:21,445 --> 00:50:25,414
Anyway, as much as
I hate to admit it.
1086
00:50:25,415 --> 00:50:26,413
You.
1087
00:50:26,415 --> 00:50:28,282
Were.
1088
00:50:28,284 --> 00:50:29,284
Right.
1089
00:50:29,286 --> 00:50:30,618
Ohh.
1090
00:50:30,620 --> 00:50:32,621
Possible's like
your hairline.
1091
00:50:32,623 --> 00:50:33,554
She's fading.
1092
00:50:33,556 --> 00:50:34,688
Well...
1093
00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:37,424
If you think she's bad now,
1094
00:50:37,426 --> 00:50:41,562
wait 'til this clip of her being
terrified out of her wits
1095
00:50:41,564 --> 00:50:43,763
gets "accidentally"
leaked online.
1096
00:50:43,765 --> 00:50:45,266
Were those air quotes?
1097
00:50:45,268 --> 00:50:47,268
What did I say about those?
1098
00:50:47,270 --> 00:50:51,438
Imagine the cruel memes.
1099
00:50:51,440 --> 00:50:52,642
(LAUGHS)
1100
00:50:55,677 --> 00:51:00,614
(NUMEROUS CONVERSATIONS)
1101
00:51:00,616 --> 00:51:01,881
(GROANS)
1102
00:51:01,883 --> 00:51:04,283
This throw-down is sick.
1103
00:51:04,285 --> 00:51:06,753
Athena is absolutely
destroying Shego.
1104
00:51:06,755 --> 00:51:08,254
And that hair.
1105
00:51:08,256 --> 00:51:11,423
Can you believe she goes
to our school?
1106
00:51:11,425 --> 00:51:12,559
MAN (ON P.A.):
A reminder, students.
1107
00:51:12,561 --> 00:51:16,595
No stick, dowel, or rod play
on school property,
1108
00:51:16,597 --> 00:51:19,733
no matter how utterly effortless
Athena made it look
1109
00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:22,702
in the video I have watched
nine times.
1110
00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:24,303
Rufus?
1111
00:51:24,305 --> 00:51:25,504
He's having a hard time
1112
00:51:25,506 --> 00:51:27,806
adjusting to the high school
social world.
1113
00:51:27,808 --> 00:51:29,674
You're the best.
1114
00:51:29,676 --> 00:51:32,645
Your moves are great,
your style is flawless,
1115
00:51:32,647 --> 00:51:34,079
and I mean, that hair?
1116
00:51:34,081 --> 00:51:37,916
Perfect lip shade, perfect outfit,
and those boots are everything.
1117
00:51:37,918 --> 00:51:39,217
(LAUGHS)
1118
00:51:39,219 --> 00:51:40,953
Tens across the board.
1119
00:51:40,955 --> 00:51:44,456
Bonnie, you're seriously
so nice.
1120
00:51:44,458 --> 00:51:45,456
Hey guys.
1121
00:51:45,458 --> 00:51:46,625
Hey, Athena.
1122
00:51:46,627 --> 00:51:47,826
Bye, girl.
1123
00:51:47,828 --> 00:51:49,227
I'll see you after school.
1124
00:51:49,229 --> 00:51:50,231
Yep.
1125
00:51:51,498 --> 00:51:52,864
After school?
1126
00:51:52,866 --> 00:51:54,365
Oh, yeah.
1127
00:51:54,367 --> 00:51:56,835
Bonnie really wants me
to try out for soccer.
1128
00:51:56,837 --> 00:51:58,269
Which is weird
1129
00:51:58,271 --> 00:52:00,772
because I know they don't
take freshmen, but...
1130
00:52:00,774 --> 00:52:03,210
she just laughed
and said not to worry.
1131
00:52:04,879 --> 00:52:08,479
(SOCCER TEAM CHATTERING)
1132
00:52:08,481 --> 00:52:10,281
Welcome to the mad dogs.
1133
00:52:10,283 --> 00:52:11,582
You're number 18.
1134
00:52:11,584 --> 00:52:12,949
(LAUGHS)
1135
00:52:12,951 --> 00:52:14,252
Yay.
1136
00:52:14,254 --> 00:52:15,919
Thank you so much.
1137
00:52:15,921 --> 00:52:16,720
CHANTING:
Athena! Athena!
1138
00:52:16,722 --> 00:52:19,456
Athena! Athena! Athena!
Athena!
1139
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:20,425
(CHEERING)
1140
00:52:24,430 --> 00:52:25,529
(LAUGHING)
1141
00:52:25,531 --> 00:52:26,866
Oh, my gosh!
1142
00:52:27,900 --> 00:52:28,868
What?
1143
00:52:30,302 --> 00:52:32,436
I know, right?
1144
00:52:32,438 --> 00:52:35,407
Athena, that's the funniest
thing I've ever heard.
1145
00:52:41,614 --> 00:52:43,281
(SIGHS)
1146
00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:47,450
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
1147
00:52:47,452 --> 00:52:48,618
Coming.
1148
00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:51,486
I'm coming.
1149
00:52:51,488 --> 00:52:53,488
Kimberley Anne!
1150
00:52:53,490 --> 00:52:54,659
Hey, Nana.
1151
00:52:55,993 --> 00:52:59,462
Lucky you, I made a batch
of brownies this morning.
1152
00:52:59,464 --> 00:53:02,932
Double chocolate chocolate chip
with pecans on top.
1153
00:53:02,934 --> 00:53:04,999
No thanks, I'm good.
1154
00:53:05,001 --> 00:53:07,905
You're turning down
double chocolate?
1155
00:53:10,441 --> 00:53:11,439
Feel up for a...
1156
00:53:11,441 --> 00:53:12,808
A workout?
1157
00:53:12,810 --> 00:53:15,780
(PLAYS KIMMUNICATOR JINGLE)
1158
00:53:22,553 --> 00:53:24,019
So, Nana.
1159
00:53:24,021 --> 00:53:25,721
I was hoping today you
could teach me to fight
1160
00:53:25,723 --> 00:53:27,290
with a Bo Staff?
1161
00:53:27,292 --> 00:53:30,294
(GONG SOUND)
1162
00:53:32,829 --> 00:53:37,831
Bojutsu began in the early
17th century in Japan.
1163
00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:39,569
Uh-huh.
1164
00:53:40,468 --> 00:53:43,837
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1165
00:53:43,839 --> 00:53:46,339
But it seems to me...
1166
00:53:46,341 --> 00:53:48,942
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1167
00:53:48,944 --> 00:53:53,647
Not much call for
a Bo Staff today.
1168
00:53:53,649 --> 00:53:55,485
Bit of an antique.
1169
00:53:56,819 --> 00:54:00,654
And it takes one
to know one.
1170
00:54:00,656 --> 00:54:01,721
It's just that...
1171
00:54:01,723 --> 00:54:03,089
I did see on the internet.
1172
00:54:03,091 --> 00:54:05,959
That new girl, she used a Bo,
didn't she?
1173
00:54:05,961 --> 00:54:08,564
Yeah, she kicked
Shego's butt.
1174
00:54:13,735 --> 00:54:15,435
You've done that
plenty of times yourself,
1175
00:54:15,437 --> 00:54:16,936
without a Bo.
1176
00:54:16,938 --> 00:54:18,774
I thought I'd try
something new.
1177
00:54:19,774 --> 00:54:20,773
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1178
00:54:20,775 --> 00:54:21,941
Nothing wrong with that...
1179
00:54:21,943 --> 00:54:23,575
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1180
00:54:23,577 --> 00:54:25,110
If that's the reason.
1181
00:54:25,112 --> 00:54:26,713
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1182
00:54:26,715 --> 00:54:30,717
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1183
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:32,617
Something's off.
1184
00:54:32,619 --> 00:54:35,356
Me, I'm off.
1185
00:54:37,891 --> 00:54:39,057
Why?
1186
00:54:39,059 --> 00:54:40,892
Because I walked
into high school,
1187
00:54:40,894 --> 00:54:45,062
and it's like I stopped
being good at things.
1188
00:54:45,064 --> 00:54:47,431
Even worse, Athena
had one good fight,
1189
00:54:47,433 --> 00:54:50,569
and now she's amazing
at everything.
1190
00:54:50,571 --> 00:54:52,636
Well, she's your friend,
right?
1191
00:54:52,638 --> 00:54:54,705
Yeah.
1192
00:54:54,707 --> 00:54:57,109
Well then, you should be
happy for her.
1193
00:54:57,111 --> 00:54:59,043
After all, you guided her,
1194
00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:02,649
now she's having a little
success all thanks to you.
1195
00:55:08,622 --> 00:55:11,956
What is it, baby?
1196
00:55:11,958 --> 00:55:14,825
(SIGHS TEARFULLY)
1197
00:55:14,827 --> 00:55:21,465
I've never met someone
who's better than me,
1198
00:55:21,467 --> 00:55:22,867
and I know how stupid
that sounds,
1199
00:55:22,869 --> 00:55:27,805
but it's like, whatever
I have that makes me me,
1200
00:55:27,807 --> 00:55:32,040
she has more of it.
1201
00:55:32,042 --> 00:55:35,779
Jealousy is very unbecoming,
Kimberly Anne.
1202
00:55:35,781 --> 00:55:37,746
I'm not jealous, Nana.
1203
00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:40,717
Seriously, I'm glad
she's finding her way.
1204
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,819
It's more about me.
1205
00:55:43,821 --> 00:55:47,490
If... If I'm not the best
at those things,
1206
00:55:47,492 --> 00:55:49,592
then who am I?
1207
00:55:49,594 --> 00:55:51,661
That's just the thing.
1208
00:55:51,663 --> 00:55:55,864
Even if you're not "the best"
at... what have you.
1209
00:55:55,866 --> 00:55:59,134
You're still you.
1210
00:55:59,136 --> 00:56:01,904
Nana, I'm Kim Possible,
okay?
1211
00:56:01,906 --> 00:56:04,772
I'm a star student
and I save the world.
1212
00:56:04,774 --> 00:56:06,041
That's who I am.
1213
00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:08,210
No, that's what you do.
1214
00:56:08,212 --> 00:56:10,915
That's not who you are.
1215
00:56:15,119 --> 00:56:18,887
Well, then...
1216
00:56:18,889 --> 00:56:21,626
Then I don't know
who I am.
1217
00:56:24,695 --> 00:56:27,663
(CRYING)
1218
00:56:29,799 --> 00:56:31,466
MAN (ON P.A.):
Attention, students.
1219
00:56:31,468 --> 00:56:32,733
During last period today,
1220
00:56:32,735 --> 00:56:36,004
we will be holding
an all-school assembly.
1221
00:56:36,006 --> 00:56:41,742
We will honor our star student,
Athena, with the first ever
1222
00:56:41,744 --> 00:56:46,984
Most Promising Freshman
of the Year Award.
1223
00:56:59,661 --> 00:57:00,997
Ugh.
1224
00:57:03,698 --> 00:57:04,897
Kim, school's not over yet.
1225
00:57:04,899 --> 00:57:06,098
I'm ditching.
1226
00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:07,701
I can't even get good
grades anymore.
1227
00:57:07,703 --> 00:57:09,169
Everything's changed.
1228
00:57:09,171 --> 00:57:12,104
Look, I'm not gonna lie,
it's been a rough few weeks.
1229
00:57:12,106 --> 00:57:15,107
But, you're still
my best friend,
1230
00:57:15,109 --> 00:57:17,843
and pals support pals.
1231
00:57:17,845 --> 00:57:20,180
Always.
1232
00:57:20,182 --> 00:57:22,781
I think I know where
you're going with this.
1233
00:57:22,783 --> 00:57:24,651
Athena's our pal, too.
1234
00:57:24,653 --> 00:57:26,620
We helped her when she was
down in the dumps,
1235
00:57:26,622 --> 00:57:27,854
and our help paid off.
1236
00:57:27,856 --> 00:57:29,554
She's amazing now,
1237
00:57:29,556 --> 00:57:33,858
so we should be there
to cheer her on.
1238
00:57:33,860 --> 00:57:35,059
(SIGHS)
1239
00:57:35,061 --> 00:57:37,663
So, we're going
to this assembly?
1240
00:57:37,665 --> 00:57:39,532
Yeah, we owe it to her.
1241
00:57:39,534 --> 00:57:40,667
(SIGHS)
1242
00:57:40,669 --> 00:57:42,602
Fine.
1243
00:57:42,604 --> 00:57:43,668
Boo-yah!
1244
00:57:43,670 --> 00:57:45,039
(LAUGHS)
1245
00:57:53,146 --> 00:57:55,813
All right, attention students,
settle.
1246
00:57:55,815 --> 00:57:59,716
In the short time that
she's been at this high school,
1247
00:57:59,718 --> 00:58:02,720
she's earned a 5.5 GPA,
1248
00:58:02,722 --> 00:58:06,723
is a rising star
on the soccer team,
1249
00:58:06,725 --> 00:58:11,996
and has already been voted
homecoming queen and king.
1250
00:58:11,998 --> 00:58:15,299
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1251
00:58:15,301 --> 00:58:18,736
It is my great pleasure
to introduce
1252
00:58:18,738 --> 00:58:23,006
your most promising freshman
of the year...
1253
00:58:23,008 --> 00:58:25,176
Athena!
1254
00:58:25,178 --> 00:58:29,781
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
1255
00:58:29,783 --> 00:58:31,247
Uh, why is an ominous
green circle
1256
00:58:31,249 --> 00:58:33,219
being cut in the ceiling?
1257
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,720
- Look! Up there!
- What's that noise?
1258
00:58:37,722 --> 00:58:39,121
What's going on?
1259
00:58:39,123 --> 00:58:41,660
(SCREAMING)
1260
00:58:46,998 --> 00:58:52,235
Everyone remain calm and walk to
the exits in an orderly fash...
1261
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,369
(LASER BLAST)
1262
00:58:53,371 --> 00:58:54,940
And I'm out.
1263
00:58:59,110 --> 00:59:02,911
Good afternoon, students.
1264
00:59:02,913 --> 00:59:07,283
Don't be alarmed, we're only
here to kidnap Athena...
1265
00:59:07,285 --> 00:59:08,283
What?
1266
00:59:08,285 --> 00:59:09,353
Ron, grapple me.
1267
00:59:09,355 --> 00:59:11,786
...before she becomes
so powerful,
1268
00:59:11,788 --> 00:59:14,725
she wipes out evil
as we know it.
1269
00:59:17,395 --> 00:59:18,393
Let's go.
1270
00:59:18,395 --> 00:59:20,062
What? No!
1271
00:59:20,064 --> 00:59:21,767
Kim, help!
1272
00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:24,869
(GRUNTS)
1273
00:59:29,005 --> 00:59:30,705
Henchmen, attack!
1274
00:59:30,707 --> 00:59:33,844
Hench-women, attack.
1275
00:59:36,412 --> 00:59:38,012
(IN UNISON)
Ha!
1276
00:59:38,014 --> 00:59:39,718
Oh.
1277
00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:47,757
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1278
00:59:55,731 --> 00:59:56,865
Not fair, that's dirty.
1279
00:59:56,867 --> 00:59:58,700
Dirty fighting.
1280
00:59:58,702 --> 01:00:01,735
Ladies, please escort Cinderella
to her pumpkin.
1281
01:00:01,737 --> 01:00:02,902
(GRUNTS)
1282
01:00:02,904 --> 01:00:04,607
(IN UNISON)
Ugh!
1283
01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:09,478
(PANICKED BREATHING)
1284
01:00:13,348 --> 01:00:15,150
Kim, help!
1285
01:00:21,055 --> 01:00:23,825
Throw it to me, I can do
my killer move!
1286
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,727
Throw it, Kim!
1287
01:00:27,729 --> 01:00:30,332
Come on!
1288
01:00:31,399 --> 01:00:33,936
(EXHALES)
1289
01:00:42,077 --> 01:00:44,376
(CROWD WINCES)
1290
01:00:44,378 --> 01:00:46,412
Oh, faceplant.
1291
01:00:46,414 --> 01:00:48,279
(LAUGHING)
1292
01:00:48,281 --> 01:00:50,483
(CROWD LAUGHS)
1293
01:00:50,485 --> 01:00:53,322
Please tell me someone got
that fail on video.
1294
01:00:55,289 --> 01:00:58,292
(GRUNTS)
1295
01:00:59,860 --> 01:01:02,226
I'm sure you're wondering
what's next.
1296
01:01:02,228 --> 01:01:06,098
Well, it's my most
diabolical plan yet.
1297
01:01:06,100 --> 01:01:06,965
Shut it!
1298
01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:09,300
What have I told
you about overshare?
1299
01:01:09,302 --> 01:01:11,136
Oh, right.
1300
01:01:11,138 --> 01:01:12,940
Bye-ee!
1301
01:01:13,806 --> 01:01:14,873
ATHENA: Help!
1302
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:16,241
(EVIL LAUGHTER)
1303
01:01:16,243 --> 01:01:18,909
ATHENA: Please, anyone!
1304
01:01:18,911 --> 01:01:20,714
Help!
1305
01:01:23,083 --> 01:01:24,749
No, no, no.
1306
01:01:24,751 --> 01:01:27,154
(ENGINE ROARING)
1307
01:01:38,196 --> 01:01:44,738
Possible, I was up all night
making that banner.
1308
01:01:46,305 --> 01:01:49,276
- I cannot believe that happened!
- Athena.
1309
01:01:52,944 --> 01:01:55,311
(SOBBING)
1310
01:01:55,313 --> 01:01:57,280
I blew it, Ron.
1311
01:01:57,282 --> 01:02:00,382
This was all my fault.
1312
01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:01,818
Oh, come on.
1313
01:02:01,820 --> 01:02:06,121
It's... well, yeah.
1314
01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,824
It's your fault.
1315
01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:10,126
What was I thinking?
1316
01:02:10,128 --> 01:02:12,295
I should have just given her
the Bo Staff.
1317
01:02:12,297 --> 01:02:15,797
Why didn't you give Athena
the Bo Staff?
1318
01:02:15,799 --> 01:02:21,838
Because I needed to be
the person who saves the day.
1319
01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:23,272
How'd that go?
1320
01:02:23,274 --> 01:02:25,207
Oh, real, real not great.
1321
01:02:25,209 --> 01:02:26,810
Very bad.
1322
01:02:29,513 --> 01:02:30,816
(GRUMBLES)
1323
01:02:32,048 --> 01:02:38,822
I just... I can't believe
how mixed up I've been, like...
1324
01:02:40,390 --> 01:02:44,992
Just because I'm not
the best at something
1325
01:02:44,994 --> 01:02:49,397
doesn't mean I'm not me.
1326
01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:52,599
So, what are we gonna do?
1327
01:02:52,601 --> 01:02:53,804
(SIGHS)
1328
01:02:57,373 --> 01:02:59,539
We're gonna go save our friend.
1329
01:02:59,541 --> 01:03:01,141
You up for this?
1330
01:03:01,143 --> 01:03:02,812
Let's go!
1331
01:03:05,614 --> 01:03:08,014
(CROWS CAWING)
1332
01:03:08,016 --> 01:03:11,918
(GULPS)
1333
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,353
Ahhh!
1334
01:03:13,355 --> 01:03:14,454
Shego!
1335
01:03:14,456 --> 01:03:20,460
Come and celebrate with me,
with an ice-cold milk.
1336
01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:25,098
Never let it be said you don't
know how to party, Doctor D.
1337
01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:28,268
I have to admit, today went
better than I could have hoped.
1338
01:03:28,270 --> 01:03:32,205
Yeah, you know, I'm always good,
but I felt particularly fierce.
1339
01:03:32,207 --> 01:03:34,574
Oh, come on.
1340
01:03:34,576 --> 01:03:39,577
You were your usual competent
self, but I was the most...
1341
01:03:39,579 --> 01:03:42,314
Yeah, the most average,
maybe.
1342
01:03:42,316 --> 01:03:43,382
Zshh-zshh...
1343
01:03:43,384 --> 01:03:45,483
Will you two stop arguing?
1344
01:03:45,485 --> 01:03:46,651
Excuse me?
1345
01:03:46,653 --> 01:03:50,155
I was just trying to get
your attention.
1346
01:03:50,157 --> 01:03:52,590
And a little credit.
1347
01:03:52,592 --> 01:03:56,294
After all, I befriended Kim.
1348
01:03:56,296 --> 01:03:59,597
I surpassed her
in every single way,
1349
01:03:59,599 --> 01:04:02,568
and I broke her.
1350
01:04:02,570 --> 01:04:05,671
Just like you asked me to.
1351
01:04:05,673 --> 01:04:06,639
It was me.
1352
01:04:06,641 --> 01:04:07,907
I did all of it.
1353
01:04:07,909 --> 01:04:08,907
She gets this from you.
1354
01:04:08,909 --> 01:04:09,608
Don't...
1355
01:04:09,610 --> 01:04:11,141
make me hurt you.
1356
01:04:11,143 --> 01:04:12,144
So what?
1357
01:04:12,146 --> 01:04:13,177
What do you want?
1358
01:04:13,179 --> 01:04:14,178
A gold star?
1359
01:04:14,180 --> 01:04:15,180
A cookie?
1360
01:04:15,182 --> 01:04:16,180
You want a...
1361
01:04:16,182 --> 01:04:17,916
you want a hug?
1362
01:04:17,918 --> 01:04:18,651
No.
1363
01:04:18,653 --> 01:04:19,686
Okay.
1364
01:04:19,688 --> 01:04:24,891
I want to know what's next
for the three of us.
1365
01:04:26,025 --> 01:04:27,325
Huh.
1366
01:04:27,327 --> 01:04:32,230
Well, it's um,
it's a surprise.
1367
01:04:32,232 --> 01:04:33,297
DRAKKEN: Yes.
1368
01:04:33,299 --> 01:04:35,268
And you're going to find
out very soon.
1369
01:04:35,701 --> 01:04:39,569
(CHUCKLING)
1370
01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:41,572
Very soon.
1371
01:04:41,574 --> 01:04:44,107
(CACKLING)
1372
01:04:44,109 --> 01:04:51,113
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
1373
01:04:51,115 --> 01:04:53,183
(SIGHS)
1374
01:04:53,185 --> 01:04:54,520
I'll take it.
1375
01:05:00,526 --> 01:05:01,591
Good luck, Kim.
1376
01:05:01,593 --> 01:05:02,492
Thanks Mr. Mayor.
1377
01:05:02,494 --> 01:05:04,898
Hey, thanks for stopping
that asteroid.
1378
01:05:09,401 --> 01:05:11,400
Oh...
1379
01:05:11,402 --> 01:05:12,400
Hey, sweetie.
1380
01:05:12,402 --> 01:05:13,537
We heard about Athena.
1381
01:05:13,539 --> 01:05:14,737
I'm really sorry.
1382
01:05:14,739 --> 01:05:20,275
Yeah, that was, um,
that was my fault.
1383
01:05:20,277 --> 01:05:23,113
So, I'm gonna try
and fix that mistake.
1384
01:05:23,115 --> 01:05:25,648
I don't know if I can,
but...
1385
01:05:25,650 --> 01:05:27,215
I think I'll have
a lot better chance
1386
01:05:27,217 --> 01:05:30,386
if I get some help, so...
1387
01:05:30,388 --> 01:05:32,688
Mom, Nana?
1388
01:05:32,690 --> 01:05:34,393
Are you in?
1389
01:05:36,127 --> 01:05:37,560
Well, you can count on me.
1390
01:05:37,562 --> 01:05:39,426
I don't know about
your mom.
1391
01:05:39,428 --> 01:05:41,395
Oh, of course she can
count on me.
1392
01:05:41,397 --> 01:05:42,697
You've always counted
on me.
1393
01:05:42,699 --> 01:05:43,934
(LAUGHS)
1394
01:05:48,271 --> 01:05:49,703
(LAUGHS)
1395
01:05:49,705 --> 01:05:50,706
You guys, too?
1396
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,507
How do you do that?
1397
01:05:52,509 --> 01:05:54,144
ALL: Do what?
1398
01:05:56,479 --> 01:05:58,515
Let's do this.
1399
01:06:00,050 --> 01:06:03,450
And I will stay here
and watch the twins.
1400
01:06:03,452 --> 01:06:05,120
And maybe order a pizza.
1401
01:06:05,122 --> 01:06:06,321
Ooh, what toppings?
1402
01:06:06,323 --> 01:06:07,354
Ron!
1403
01:06:07,356 --> 01:06:09,059
Right, mission mode.
1404
01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:11,693
(SQUEAKING)
1405
01:06:11,695 --> 01:06:12,759
Oh.
1406
01:06:12,761 --> 01:06:14,564
It could be helpful.
1407
01:06:15,498 --> 01:06:17,467
I'll bring the drone.
Hop in.
1408
01:06:19,034 --> 01:06:20,400
Better watch out.
1409
01:06:20,402 --> 01:06:22,335
Oh.
1410
01:06:22,337 --> 01:06:23,337
Okay.
1411
01:06:23,339 --> 01:06:24,570
See ya!
1412
01:06:24,572 --> 01:06:26,408
ALL: Have fun.
1413
01:06:28,677 --> 01:06:30,312
Those crazy cats.
1414
01:06:32,248 --> 01:06:34,649
(GROANING)
1415
01:06:35,750 --> 01:06:39,551
Time to bring this
evil plan home.
1416
01:06:39,553 --> 01:06:41,557
Fire up the brain module.
1417
01:06:42,757 --> 01:06:45,759
(PANICKING)
My machine?
1418
01:06:45,761 --> 01:06:47,627
My machine?
1419
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,763
Where is my machine?
1420
01:06:50,765 --> 01:06:52,667
The brain modulator!
1421
01:06:53,435 --> 01:06:56,368
Shego! Shego!
1422
01:06:56,370 --> 01:06:59,674
(LOW RUMBLING)
1423
01:07:05,612 --> 01:07:07,782
(METAL CLANGING)
1424
01:07:12,485 --> 01:07:14,087
(DOOR SLAMS HEAVILY)
1425
01:07:24,864 --> 01:07:27,731
Wait, quick question.
1426
01:07:27,733 --> 01:07:32,170
Was this here
the entire time?
1427
01:07:32,172 --> 01:07:33,404
Oh, uh, yeah.
1428
01:07:33,406 --> 01:07:37,612
I guess with everything going
on it just slipped my mind.
1429
01:07:40,547 --> 01:07:44,781
I've got to post this
to Villain-stagram.
1430
01:07:44,783 --> 01:07:45,783
Uh-oh.
1431
01:07:45,785 --> 01:07:46,783
(CHUCKLES)
1432
01:07:46,785 --> 01:07:48,719
Duckface.
1433
01:07:48,721 --> 01:07:50,120
(LAUGHS)
1434
01:07:50,122 --> 01:07:52,256
There's gonna be such
epic FOMO.
1435
01:07:52,258 --> 01:07:53,225
Hey!
1436
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:55,694
Make with the evil plan.
1437
01:07:56,895 --> 01:07:58,698
(LAUGHS)
1438
01:08:01,633 --> 01:08:03,566
Where did you pull
that out of?
1439
01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:06,540
(CACKLES)
1440
01:08:16,147 --> 01:08:18,583
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
1441
01:08:22,286 --> 01:08:25,355
Yes! Yes! Yes!
1442
01:08:25,357 --> 01:08:28,158
(EVIL CACKLING)
1443
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,796
Now, about my next mission?
1444
01:08:31,561 --> 01:08:37,900
Oh, dear tiny purple Athena.
1445
01:08:37,902 --> 01:08:40,168
You'll get your next mission.
1446
01:08:40,170 --> 01:08:42,271
Guaranteed.
1447
01:08:42,273 --> 01:08:43,640
Okay.
1448
01:08:43,642 --> 01:08:48,176
Let's get you ready
for your big fun surprise.
1449
01:08:48,178 --> 01:08:52,683
(LAUGHING MANICALLY)
1450
01:08:57,655 --> 01:08:58,487
(BEEPING)
1451
01:08:58,489 --> 01:09:00,255
Hey, Wade? Are you
sure this is it?
1452
01:09:00,257 --> 01:09:01,456
Uh, definitely.
1453
01:09:01,458 --> 01:09:03,827
The energy readings
are off the charts.
1454
01:09:04,762 --> 01:09:06,760
Come in team Golden Girls.
1455
01:09:06,762 --> 01:09:09,197
Very funny, you're grounded.
1456
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:10,731
I'm gonna sneak in through
the skylight and find Athena.
1457
01:09:10,733 --> 01:09:12,232
Is the alarm neutralized?
1458
01:09:12,234 --> 01:09:13,800
Um...
1459
01:09:13,802 --> 01:09:14,704
Here.
1460
01:09:16,539 --> 01:09:18,738
(YELLS) Ha!
1461
01:09:18,740 --> 01:09:20,407
It is now.
1462
01:09:20,409 --> 01:09:21,408
Thanks, Nana.
1463
01:09:21,410 --> 01:09:22,509
You guys rendezvous with Ron.
1464
01:09:22,511 --> 01:09:23,577
Hmm.
1465
01:09:23,579 --> 01:09:25,349
I'm goin' in.
1466
01:09:52,873 --> 01:09:54,273
Athena, we're here!
1467
01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:55,507
Come on, let's go.
1468
01:09:55,509 --> 01:09:58,712
I'm not going anywhere
with you, Kim.
1469
01:09:58,714 --> 01:10:00,279
You're mad.
1470
01:10:00,281 --> 01:10:02,013
I get that.
1471
01:10:02,015 --> 01:10:03,450
I'm sorry.
1472
01:10:03,452 --> 01:10:05,551
I really messed up
at the assembly, I know.
1473
01:10:05,553 --> 01:10:08,721
Kim, you were
a garbage friend
1474
01:10:08,723 --> 01:10:11,523
way before the fight
at the assembly.
1475
01:10:11,525 --> 01:10:12,790
Uh...
1476
01:10:12,792 --> 01:10:18,797
It was great when I was your pet
project who blew up your ego.
1477
01:10:18,799 --> 01:10:20,031
"You're the best, Kim!"
1478
01:10:20,033 --> 01:10:25,436
"I can't believe I'm doing a
friendship with Kim Possible!"
1479
01:10:25,438 --> 01:10:28,873
But the moment that I started
to surpass you,
1480
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:34,345
you fell apart.
1481
01:10:34,347 --> 01:10:36,648
You're right.
1482
01:10:36,650 --> 01:10:40,685
I was so caught up
in all my drama.
1483
01:10:40,687 --> 01:10:44,822
But I'll be better now,
thanks to you.
1484
01:10:44,824 --> 01:10:46,823
You're sorry, and
you're better now.
1485
01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:49,394
I'm so happy for you.
1486
01:10:49,396 --> 01:10:55,500
But my purpose here was not to
be your friend who inspires you.
1487
01:10:55,502 --> 01:10:57,834
No.
1488
01:10:57,836 --> 01:11:00,804
As you can see...
1489
01:11:00,806 --> 01:11:04,444
I'm far more complex
than that.
1490
01:11:06,445 --> 01:11:08,313
Wha...
1491
01:11:08,315 --> 01:11:11,782
My purpose was
to destroy you.
1492
01:11:11,784 --> 01:11:12,752
Wha...
1493
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:18,554
And I nailed it.
1494
01:11:18,556 --> 01:11:22,759
And now, Drakken and Shego
have a new mission for me.
1495
01:11:22,761 --> 01:11:26,529
Whatever it is, I know
it's gonna be great.
1496
01:11:26,531 --> 01:11:28,763
Athena, you can't trust them.
1497
01:11:28,765 --> 01:11:30,368
I know there's still good
in you.
1498
01:11:31,602 --> 01:11:32,735
Athena!
1499
01:11:32,737 --> 01:11:34,602
Kim, just stop.
1500
01:11:34,604 --> 01:11:38,709
You should get out of here
while you still can.
1501
01:11:51,355 --> 01:11:53,489
I just met Kim Possible!
1502
01:11:53,491 --> 01:11:54,622
(SQUEALS)
1503
01:11:54,624 --> 01:11:56,357
(LAUGHS)
1504
01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:58,860
BOTH: Cha-Cha Chimmurito,
no sour cream.
1505
01:11:58,862 --> 01:11:59,860
(LAUGHS)
1506
01:11:59,862 --> 01:12:00,729
What are the odds?
1507
01:12:00,731 --> 01:12:02,797
Picture the best version
of yourself.
1508
01:12:02,799 --> 01:12:04,732
That's the person
I want you to be.
1509
01:12:04,734 --> 01:12:05,734
Do you see her?
1510
01:12:05,736 --> 01:12:06,801
I do.
1511
01:12:06,803 --> 01:12:08,703
You look amazing!
1512
01:12:08,705 --> 01:12:10,739
I mean, you've
out-Kimmed Kim.
1513
01:12:10,741 --> 01:12:12,874
ATHENA:
I studied all her moves.
1514
01:12:12,876 --> 01:12:14,743
It's like you were born
to be my best friend.
1515
01:12:14,745 --> 01:12:17,814
(ECHOING)
Friend... friend... friend...
1516
01:12:23,819 --> 01:12:24,752
Comfy?
1517
01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:26,053
I guess.
1518
01:12:26,055 --> 01:12:27,453
Uh, why do I need these?
1519
01:12:27,455 --> 01:12:29,391
Safety precaution.
1520
01:12:29,393 --> 01:12:30,858
Mostly ours.
1521
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:33,095
(BOTH CACKLING)
1522
01:12:36,965 --> 01:12:38,901
Hey, Drakk!
1523
01:12:40,436 --> 01:12:41,834
Possible!
1524
01:12:41,836 --> 01:12:43,604
It can't be.
1525
01:12:43,606 --> 01:12:45,639
Mind if we crash the party?
1526
01:12:45,641 --> 01:12:48,577
Oh, I was counting on it.
1527
01:12:50,146 --> 01:12:51,114
Click.
1528
01:12:53,147 --> 01:12:55,582
(SQUEAKING)
1529
01:12:55,584 --> 01:12:56,916
Hey! Rufus!
1530
01:12:56,918 --> 01:12:58,617
Ahhhhhh!
1531
01:12:58,619 --> 01:13:01,586
(EVIL CHUCKLE)
1532
01:13:01,588 --> 01:13:03,189
Nice, right?
1533
01:13:03,191 --> 01:13:04,689
It's okay, buddy.
1534
01:13:04,691 --> 01:13:06,193
We'll be out of here soon.
1535
01:13:06,195 --> 01:13:08,728
Oh, this lair has it all.
1536
01:13:08,730 --> 01:13:12,598
And that forcefield is
100 percent inescapable.
1537
01:13:12,600 --> 01:13:13,565
Why?
1538
01:13:13,567 --> 01:13:17,437
Because the off switch
is all the way up there.
1539
01:13:17,439 --> 01:13:18,904
Don't tell them
where it is!
1540
01:13:18,906 --> 01:13:20,872
Shego!
1541
01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:24,843
Kim, I can't hack
this forcefield!
1542
01:13:24,845 --> 01:13:31,418
Anyhoo, welcome to my
long-awaited victory.
1543
01:13:33,221 --> 01:13:36,821
As I rotted away
in that cell...
1544
01:13:36,823 --> 01:13:39,523
Ah, the evil plan reveal.
1545
01:13:39,525 --> 01:13:41,058
I should have brought
a book.
1546
01:13:41,060 --> 01:13:42,626
I find these informative.
1547
01:13:42,628 --> 01:13:44,763
They fill in some of
the blanks.
1548
01:13:44,765 --> 01:13:46,031
Do you mind?
1549
01:13:46,033 --> 01:13:47,465
Oh!
1550
01:13:47,467 --> 01:13:51,101
Uh, where was I?
1551
01:13:51,103 --> 01:13:53,471
Rotting in your cell.
1552
01:13:53,473 --> 01:13:54,871
Yes, yes, yes.
1553
01:13:54,873 --> 01:13:58,542
It was there that I realized
that you, Kim Possible,
1554
01:13:58,544 --> 01:14:00,844
had something special,
1555
01:14:00,846 --> 01:14:04,714
something that separated
you from everybody else.
1556
01:14:04,716 --> 01:14:10,788
So, I created a cybertronic
humanoid.
1557
01:14:10,790 --> 01:14:13,223
What? Athena's a robot?
1558
01:14:13,225 --> 01:14:15,757
I sent her in
to befriend you,
1559
01:14:15,759 --> 01:14:21,764
to learn from you and to steal
what makes you Possible,
1560
01:14:21,766 --> 01:14:28,570
creating a digital version
of your spark.
1561
01:14:28,572 --> 01:14:29,838
My spark?
1562
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,874
Your spark.
1563
01:14:31,876 --> 01:14:33,610
Kimmitation.
1564
01:14:33,612 --> 01:14:35,645
Yeah, you should
trademark that.
1565
01:14:35,647 --> 01:14:36,645
Or Kimputer.
1566
01:14:36,647 --> 01:14:37,845
Kimputer is good too.
1567
01:14:37,847 --> 01:14:39,281
Yeah, it is.
1568
01:14:39,283 --> 01:14:42,886
And now, I'm going to transfer
that digital spark
1569
01:14:42,888 --> 01:14:46,521
from her to me,
1570
01:14:46,523 --> 01:14:51,627
because you plus me
equals invincible.
1571
01:14:51,629 --> 01:14:54,762
Wait, what happens to Athena?
1572
01:14:54,764 --> 01:14:56,931
Oh, she'll be destroyed.
1573
01:14:56,933 --> 01:14:57,933
Wha...?
1574
01:14:57,935 --> 01:14:58,934
What? No!
1575
01:14:58,936 --> 01:15:02,136
You gotta break
a few eggs, kid.
1576
01:15:02,138 --> 01:15:03,639
I'm gonna get you
out of there, Athena.
1577
01:15:03,641 --> 01:15:07,808
Why? She's just a robot.
1578
01:15:07,810 --> 01:15:09,944
You're wrong.
1579
01:15:09,946 --> 01:15:11,948
She's my friend.
1580
01:15:12,548 --> 01:15:14,849
(GAGS)
1581
01:15:14,851 --> 01:15:19,754
Wow, that's actually
quite touching.
1582
01:15:19,756 --> 01:15:23,828
Now, let's see how close
of a family you can become.
1583
01:15:27,029 --> 01:15:28,194
Ohhh! Uh!
1584
01:15:28,196 --> 01:15:29,764
They're getting closer.
1585
01:15:29,766 --> 01:15:31,698
Stay away from the sides,
guys.
1586
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:33,770
(CHUCKLES)
1587
01:15:34,235 --> 01:15:36,970
Guys, that thing's gonna
vaporize you,
1588
01:15:36,972 --> 01:15:38,205
and I can't stop it.
1589
01:15:38,207 --> 01:15:40,611
(SQUEAKING)
Ah, sizzle.
1590
01:15:43,845 --> 01:15:44,843
Ow!
1591
01:15:44,845 --> 01:15:46,012
Are you okay, Mom?
1592
01:15:46,014 --> 01:15:48,049
(GROWLS)
1593
01:15:48,051 --> 01:15:49,583
Okay, just squeeze in.
1594
01:15:49,585 --> 01:15:50,817
Closer.
1595
01:15:50,819 --> 01:15:52,819
Oh! Good call, Rufus.
1596
01:15:52,821 --> 01:15:53,787
I'm on it.
1597
01:15:53,789 --> 01:15:54,791
Okay.
1598
01:15:56,159 --> 01:15:57,156
Oh, no!
1599
01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,159
Rufus!
1600
01:15:58,827 --> 01:15:59,892
Huh?
1601
01:15:59,894 --> 01:16:01,294
That's my boy!
1602
01:16:01,296 --> 01:16:03,730
He's Ru-fast Ru-furious!
1603
01:16:03,732 --> 01:16:05,865
What is that? Shego!
1604
01:16:05,867 --> 01:16:07,299
Ah, wooh!
1605
01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:08,802
(SQUEAKING)
1606
01:16:08,804 --> 01:16:09,635
Shoot him!
1607
01:16:09,637 --> 01:16:11,302
You got this, you got this,
Rufus!
1608
01:16:11,304 --> 01:16:13,807
(SQUEAKS)
1609
01:16:16,611 --> 01:16:18,779
Stabilize, stabilize.
1610
01:16:20,113 --> 01:16:21,081
Ah!
1611
01:16:22,984 --> 01:16:25,886
(SQUEAKS)
1612
01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,124
(SQUEAKS)
1613
01:16:32,126 --> 01:16:33,891
Rufus!
1614
01:16:33,893 --> 01:16:36,395
(SQUEAKS)
1615
01:16:36,397 --> 01:16:39,131
Get yourself a mole rat
and save the day!
1616
01:16:39,133 --> 01:16:41,102
Also, naked.
1617
01:16:42,135 --> 01:16:43,103
Ahh!
1618
01:16:47,906 --> 01:16:50,877
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1619
01:16:57,316 --> 01:17:00,283
You know, we really should
do this more often.
1620
01:17:00,285 --> 01:17:01,754
Yeah.
1621
01:17:02,288 --> 01:17:03,357
Ha!
1622
01:17:04,890 --> 01:17:11,663
(FIGHTING GRUNTS)
1623
01:17:11,665 --> 01:17:13,634
Ahhhhh!
1624
01:17:14,932 --> 01:17:17,033
(COUGHING)
1625
01:17:17,035 --> 01:17:18,402
Ahhhhhh!
1626
01:17:18,404 --> 01:17:19,906
(GROWL)
1627
01:17:23,409 --> 01:17:24,377
Kim!
1628
01:17:25,777 --> 01:17:27,981
Shego, the switch!
1629
01:17:31,216 --> 01:17:32,185
Youth...
1630
01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:35,885
Vitality!
1631
01:17:35,887 --> 01:17:36,920
No, no!
1632
01:17:36,922 --> 01:17:38,955
Killer moves!
1633
01:17:38,956 --> 01:17:40,892
Mad skills!
1634
01:17:43,094 --> 01:17:44,259
Spark!
1635
01:17:44,261 --> 01:17:45,861
Help!
1636
01:17:45,863 --> 01:17:47,899
(EVIL CACKLING)
1637
01:17:50,101 --> 01:17:52,334
Kim, the brain modulator.
1638
01:17:52,336 --> 01:17:54,836
If you can disrupt it...
1639
01:17:54,838 --> 01:17:56,041
(GRUNTS)
1640
01:17:57,975 --> 01:18:00,942
(MACHINE GRINDS TO A HALT)
1641
01:18:00,944 --> 01:18:01,943
That'll do.
1642
01:18:01,945 --> 01:18:04,179
No! No!
1643
01:18:04,181 --> 01:18:05,182
No!
1644
01:18:06,283 --> 01:18:07,282
No, no...
1645
01:18:07,284 --> 01:18:09,718
The machine's going crazy.
1646
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,887
It's causing some kind of
a side effect.
1647
01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:14,289
What?
1648
01:18:14,291 --> 01:18:18,258
Nooo! Noooo!
1649
01:18:18,260 --> 01:18:21,165
(COUGHING)
1650
01:18:25,001 --> 01:18:26,370
(SIGHS WEAKLY)
1651
01:18:30,806 --> 01:18:33,440
(COUGHING)
1652
01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:35,412
Shego, get them!
1653
01:18:36,813 --> 01:18:39,279
Hey, what happened
to my clothes?
1654
01:18:39,281 --> 01:18:41,815
What's wrong with my voice?
1655
01:18:41,817 --> 01:18:45,320
(LAUGHING)
1656
01:18:45,322 --> 01:18:47,257
Open!
1657
01:18:49,024 --> 01:18:51,024
This is fan-Drakken-tastic.
1658
01:18:51,026 --> 01:18:52,325
Silence, Shego.
1659
01:18:52,327 --> 01:18:53,327
(LAUGHS)
1660
01:18:53,329 --> 01:18:54,861
(LOUD CRASHING)
1661
01:18:54,863 --> 01:18:56,898
It's destabilizing.
1662
01:18:58,099 --> 01:19:00,433
(ELECTRICAL ZAPS)
1663
01:19:00,435 --> 01:19:02,969
In the escape pod,
junior.
1664
01:19:02,971 --> 01:19:05,337
They're gonna be blown
to bits.
1665
01:19:05,339 --> 01:19:07,373
Bye-eee!
1666
01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:08,843
Ahhhhh!
1667
01:19:09,910 --> 01:19:11,210
We gotta get out of here.
1668
01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:13,483
(CRACKLING AND ZAPPING)
1669
01:19:14,414 --> 01:19:16,948
Guys, that thing's
gonna explode!
1670
01:19:16,950 --> 01:19:17,884
Hurry up!
1671
01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:18,885
Come on!
1672
01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:22,054
I gotcha!
1673
01:19:22,056 --> 01:19:23,055
Mom, wait!
1674
01:19:23,057 --> 01:19:24,126
Kim!
1675
01:19:24,891 --> 01:19:26,027
Kim!
1676
01:19:30,998 --> 01:19:31,997
(WILD CRACKLING)
1677
01:19:31,999 --> 01:19:32,998
Kim!
1678
01:19:33,000 --> 01:19:34,000
Hurry!
1679
01:19:34,002 --> 01:19:34,969
Let's go!
1680
01:19:36,502 --> 01:19:39,140
(GRUNTS)
1681
01:19:40,107 --> 01:19:42,510
Athena! What are
you doing?
1682
01:19:46,213 --> 01:19:47,312
Kim, go!
1683
01:19:47,314 --> 01:19:49,180
You need to get out of here,
I have to stay behind.
1684
01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,182
I'm the only one who...
1685
01:19:50,184 --> 01:19:51,215
No, Athena, stop!
1686
01:19:51,217 --> 01:19:52,584
It'll kill you!
1687
01:19:52,586 --> 01:19:54,986
I can absorb the energy
from the cube, Kim.
1688
01:19:54,988 --> 01:19:56,019
I'm not human.
1689
01:19:56,021 --> 01:19:57,956
Only I can do this!
1690
01:19:57,958 --> 01:19:59,991
I'm not gonna
leave you here!
1691
01:19:59,993 --> 01:20:02,460
Everyone will die
if I go with you, Kim.
1692
01:20:02,462 --> 01:20:03,893
Kim! Run!
1693
01:20:03,895 --> 01:20:04,864
Come on!
1694
01:20:06,599 --> 01:20:10,838
You saved me,
let me save you.
1695
01:20:17,210 --> 01:20:18,177
Go.
1696
01:20:33,359 --> 01:20:37,894
(GROANS)
1697
01:20:37,896 --> 01:20:40,864
Kim, run!
1698
01:20:40,866 --> 01:20:43,035
(CRYING)
No!
1699
01:20:47,138 --> 01:20:49,241
(LOUD RUMBLING)
1700
01:20:53,879 --> 01:20:57,249
(HUGE EXPLOSION)
1701
01:21:06,457 --> 01:21:09,927
(COUGHING)
1702
01:21:18,635 --> 01:21:20,636
Oh, Kimmy.
1703
01:21:20,638 --> 01:21:22,607
(CRYING)
1704
01:21:24,539 --> 01:21:27,175
(SQUEAKING AND SNIFFLING)
1705
01:21:27,177 --> 01:21:29,847
Rufus, where are you going?
1706
01:21:32,916 --> 01:21:35,053
(SNIFFLING)
1707
01:21:55,503 --> 01:21:57,540
(TRIUMPHANT SQUEAKS)
1708
01:22:02,310 --> 01:22:03,710
Athena, we're going
to get you out of there!
1709
01:22:03,712 --> 01:22:05,314
(SCREAMS)
1710
01:22:07,416 --> 01:22:13,186
Uh... Uh, Kim?
1711
01:22:13,188 --> 01:22:15,557
I could use a hand.
1712
01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:20,127
(GASPS)
1713
01:22:29,170 --> 01:22:31,036
We're gonna patch you up
good as new, okay?
1714
01:22:31,038 --> 01:22:32,704
I promise.
1715
01:22:32,706 --> 01:22:35,007
You're a really good friend.
1716
01:22:35,009 --> 01:22:36,475
So are you.
1717
01:22:36,477 --> 01:22:40,280
She learned
from the best.
1718
01:22:40,282 --> 01:22:42,684
So did I.
1719
01:22:44,719 --> 01:22:48,387
Honey, get the tiny
screwdrivers out.
1720
01:22:48,389 --> 01:22:51,522
How would you like to rebuild
a cybertronic humanoid?
1721
01:22:51,524 --> 01:22:53,495
Really? Yes!
1722
01:22:57,697 --> 01:23:00,364
So, things went back to norma.
1723
01:23:00,366 --> 01:23:02,132
Or, at least as normal
as the life
1724
01:23:02,134 --> 01:23:04,034
of a high school crime fighter
can be.
1725
01:23:04,036 --> 01:23:05,168
(BELCH)
1726
01:23:05,170 --> 01:23:07,441
(LAUGHING)
1727
01:23:09,308 --> 01:23:12,110
It took some time and
a mega amount of coding,
1728
01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,011
but we stabilized Athena,
1729
01:23:14,013 --> 01:23:16,279
flushed out Drakken's
evil programming,
1730
01:23:16,281 --> 01:23:19,583
and saved the good in her.
1731
01:23:19,585 --> 01:23:22,051
Ha! Ha! Ha!
1732
01:23:22,053 --> 01:23:23,220
Together, we formed
a martial arts club,
1733
01:23:23,222 --> 01:23:26,122
and now everyone at Middleton
High wants to join.
1734
01:23:26,124 --> 01:23:28,091
Well, almost everyone.
1735
01:23:28,093 --> 01:23:29,630
(FRUSTRATED YELL)
1736
01:23:31,129 --> 01:23:34,734
And as for me, learning
to be a better friend...
1737
01:23:36,802 --> 01:23:39,973
Made me a better hero.
1738
01:23:46,811 --> 01:23:48,613
(KIMMUNICATOR BEEPS A MELODY)
1739
01:23:50,082 --> 01:23:51,648
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
1740
01:23:51,650 --> 01:23:53,581
Off the hook.
1741
01:23:53,583 --> 01:23:56,551
Token... Chilly.
1742
01:23:56,553 --> 01:23:58,821
Poppin'.
1743
01:23:58,823 --> 01:24:00,822
Tight.
1744
01:24:00,824 --> 01:24:02,292
Tight!
1745
01:24:02,294 --> 01:24:04,192
Can you hold still?
1746
01:24:04,194 --> 01:24:08,130
We don't want you to look like
a little freak, little freak.
1747
01:24:08,132 --> 01:24:11,069
My research is complete.
1748
01:24:12,136 --> 01:24:13,435
(SIGHS)
1749
01:24:13,437 --> 01:24:17,139
Makeup perfect.
1750
01:24:17,141 --> 01:24:20,475
Wig... perfect.
1751
01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:23,343
I will blend in flawlessly.
1752
01:24:23,345 --> 01:24:25,214
Yeah. You will.
1753
01:24:25,216 --> 01:24:26,513
As long as there are
like ten other
1754
01:24:26,515 --> 01:24:27,816
tiny little old men
in there.
1755
01:24:27,818 --> 01:24:30,118
Silence, Shego!
1756
01:24:30,120 --> 01:24:31,318
Here.
1757
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:35,723
Say you skipped a bunch of
grades cause you're... gifted.
1758
01:24:35,725 --> 01:24:38,125
More like a gift I wish
I could return.
1759
01:24:38,127 --> 01:24:39,259
Laugh it up.
1760
01:24:39,261 --> 01:24:41,562
This whiny, puny body
I'm trapped in
1761
01:24:41,564 --> 01:24:43,831
is a blessing in disguise.
1762
01:24:43,833 --> 01:24:48,135
Now there's nowhere
Possible can hide from me.
1763
01:24:48,137 --> 01:24:49,136
(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
1764
01:24:49,138 --> 01:24:50,672
Okay, great. Get out!
1765
01:24:50,674 --> 01:24:51,872
I need to get home,
1766
01:24:51,874 --> 01:24:55,441
change out of these clothes into
a sensible leather bodysuit.
1767
01:24:55,443 --> 01:24:57,744
Wish me luck... Mother.
1768
01:24:57,746 --> 01:24:59,315
(UNCOMFORTABLY)
Okay.
1769
01:24:59,882 --> 01:25:04,884
(ENGINE REVS)
1770
01:25:04,886 --> 01:25:08,856
My new evil master plan
to take down Kim Possible
1771
01:25:08,858 --> 01:25:11,060
will be my tightest yet.
1772
01:25:28,809 --> 01:25:33,846
♪ ♪
1773
01:25:33,848 --> 01:25:35,847
♪ I'm your basic
average girl ♪
1774
01:25:35,849 --> 01:25:37,749
♪ And I'm here to save
the world ♪
1775
01:25:37,751 --> 01:25:41,819
♪ You can't stop me cause
I'm Kim Possible ♪
1776
01:25:41,821 --> 01:25:43,855
♪ There is nothing
I can't do ♪
1777
01:25:43,857 --> 01:25:45,624
♪ And when danger calls ♪
1778
01:25:45,626 --> 01:25:48,660
♪ Just know that
I am on my way ♪
1779
01:25:48,662 --> 01:25:50,428
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
1780
01:25:50,430 --> 01:25:53,666
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
1781
01:25:53,668 --> 01:25:56,401
♪ If you just call my name ♪
1782
01:25:56,403 --> 01:25:58,138
♪ Kim Possible! ♪
1783
01:25:58,140 --> 01:25:58,835
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