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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:06,779 سینماتک www.30tk.ir ♪ Yeah ♪ 2 00:00:06,780 --> 00:00:09,880 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 3 00:00:09,885 --> 00:00:10,899 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 4 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,222 ♪ Yahhh ♪ 5 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,938 Okay, question: 6 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:23,940 why is there such a stigma around being single? 7 00:00:23,941 --> 00:00:26,652 I mean, we're born alone. We're gonna die alone. 8 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,778 Even when you're with someone, you're alone, right? 9 00:00:28,779 --> 00:00:31,447 I mean, this is all pretty basic stuff, philosophically speaking. 10 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:33,992 I'm just saying, as a single person, 11 00:00:34,618 --> 00:00:36,662 it's honestly pretty great. 12 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,083 - Hey, these guys are so cool. - I know. 13 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,544 We're just friends. 14 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,963 Don't get me wrong, Clyde's, he's great, you know, 15 00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:49,757 but, you know, Clyde's like... riding a bicycle. 16 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:50,800 Right? You know? 17 00:00:50,801 --> 00:00:53,511 Sure it's good for you. Sure it's fun, you know, 18 00:00:53,512 --> 00:00:55,638 maybe more fun than you thought it would be. 19 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,598 But, you know, bicycles are just, 20 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,393 they're... they can be, there can be... 21 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:01,644 He listens to Phish, okay. 22 00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:03,313 I just, I can't. 23 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:06,316 - Hey, you want to get another drink? - Yeah. 24 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:14,198 So you like to cultivate a kind of 25 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,951 eclectic musical experience for yourself, huh? 26 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:20,664 I guess so. I just, you know, like good music, so... 27 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:22,980 Is there any music you don't like? 28 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,333 Phish. 29 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:26,711 - Don't do that. - I'm sorry, man. 30 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,337 You know how much that hurts. 31 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:30,506 Seventeen-minute guitar solos are not a thing. 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,884 It's not even music. It's more of a state of being. 33 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:34,469 Hey, you know I'm white, right? 34 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:37,014 - You know that, yeah? - Okay. 35 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:39,516 I gotta go. 36 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:41,100 Can I ask, is this because of Phish? 37 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:44,312 Yes. This is, I'm leaving a hundred percent because of... 38 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:46,356 - Will I ever see you again? - No. 39 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,483 - Um... no, I, I have to go. - All right. 40 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:50,733 - Glad you were in the hood. - Yeah. 41 00:01:50,734 --> 00:01:51,959 - Glad you hit me up. - Mm-hmm. 42 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:53,446 I was over at the climbing gym. 43 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:54,448 So I figured I'd... 44 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,490 - Don't laugh. - Sorry. 45 00:01:56,491 --> 00:01:57,867 - Come on. - I'm sorry. 46 00:01:57,868 --> 00:02:01,119 Um... so cool, yeah, if you're back in the hood, um... 47 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,160 - Okay. - Buying Birkenstocks 48 00:02:03,170 --> 00:02:04,874 or whatever you want to do, 49 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,000 um, hit me again. 50 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:07,441 Yeah, I will. Or you could hit me. 51 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,171 - I hit you. - No, you... 52 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:11,964 No, I hit you and then we hang out. Which is great. 53 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:13,299 No. I hit you the other day. 54 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,319 - I was like "What's up?" Yes! - No. 55 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,219 Look, you hit me in reference to a voicemail 56 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,346 with which I had hit you with the previous day. 57 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,388 - No, I hit you! - That's not true! 58 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,642 - Oh, my God. - Why does this feel violent? I... 59 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,229 All right. 60 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:26,772 All right, I'll look into it. 61 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:29,191 - Okay. - I will hit you. 62 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,108 - Bye. - Bye! 63 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:37,824 ♪ Walked in the corner of the room ♪ 64 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,203 - What'd you get up to last night? - Um, nothing. 65 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,664 Saw a show with a friend. Got some drinks. 66 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,375 That's like the opposite of nothing. 67 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,254 - 'Sup, prodigies. - Hey, Rob. 68 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:52,004 Cool if we borrow some wax today? 69 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,881 - Yeah. Help yourself. - The fuck? 70 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,261 - Who is this? - Who is this? 71 00:02:58,262 --> 00:03:00,013 - It's The Beta Band. - It's tight. 72 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:01,765 I know. 73 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,016 Hey, look at this. 74 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,228 "Aretha meets Ann Wilson." 75 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,646 - Is that Cherise? - Hey, 76 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:09,815 is this you? 77 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,442 - Yeah. - Would you wanna jam with us sometime? 78 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:15,237 Our singer just got accepted to Sarah Lawrence. 79 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,530 Ye... Yeah. 80 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:19,532 Maybe. I'll think about it. 81 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:21,868 Well, stop by the warehouse sometime if you want. 82 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:23,661 All right, mama, I'll let you know. 83 00:03:23,662 --> 00:03:24,872 Oh, man. 84 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,500 This... this takes me way back. 85 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:30,399 Did I ever tell you about the time 86 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,639 - that I met Anthony Kiedis? - Yes. 87 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,629 No, not the Lollapalooza time you're thinking of. 88 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,173 - The second time. - Yeah, no, you've told me. 89 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,966 When I was supposed to interview him for Stereogum? 90 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,259 You know I used to be a music journalist, right? 91 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:40,511 - You've mentioned that. - Kiedis shows up just wasted. 92 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,180 And, like, two hours late. 93 00:03:42,181 --> 00:03:43,556 But you know what the best part was? He... 94 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:44,932 Said he remembered you from Lollapalooza. 95 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:46,184 Yes! 96 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:47,727 But the reason that he remembered me... 97 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,812 - Because of the hat. - Yes, my fuckin' fedora. 98 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,773 - Can you believe that shit? - I can. 99 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,942 Hey. How much for this limited edition Hurley? 100 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:58,446 The answer you seek is hidden behind the number 101 00:03:58,447 --> 00:03:59,948 on the price tag. 102 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,617 Keyword: price tag. 103 00:04:02,618 --> 00:04:03,952 This, this side? 104 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,746 Yo, Cam. 105 00:04:06,455 --> 00:04:07,623 Is that The Hammer? 106 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,460 - It is, right? - Holy shit! 107 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,337 The Hammer? 108 00:04:13,338 --> 00:04:15,546 Whoa! Cameron! 109 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:16,881 What's up? 110 00:04:16,882 --> 00:04:17,882 Ohh! 111 00:04:17,883 --> 00:04:19,091 What are you doing here, man? 112 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,843 Man, this is my sister's shop! 113 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,387 Is that Rob? Man, it's been forever. 114 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:25,516 - 'Sup, Hammer. - Oh-ho-ho. Mmm. 115 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:27,767 So what's been going on? 116 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,852 Oh, just traveling a ton, you know. 117 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:32,688 I've been working a B cam on this food show. 118 00:04:32,689 --> 00:04:34,774 We were in Tokyo for a week, 119 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:36,359 then Amsterdam. 120 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,569 Huh? Yeah, he knows. 121 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,238 Flew in from Berlin this morning. 122 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,158 Now we're here for a few days. You ever go to Berlin? 123 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,618 Yeah, yeah, uh, it's been a minute. 124 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,827 Yeah, so what about you, man? 125 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,164 How's the whole impending parenthood thing? 126 00:04:50,541 --> 00:04:51,874 It's dope. 127 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,376 It's dope. Everything's dope. 128 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,294 Yo, did you hear Ned Deetch had a kid? 129 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,838 No way! How's he doing? 130 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,174 Uhh... he seems fine on Instagram. 131 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,968 - What, you gonna hit him up? - Nah! 132 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,095 He's... he's probably got his hands full. 133 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,014 - Yeah, right. - Yo, 134 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,767 you wanna hit the Allied for a bit? 135 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:11,101 You know what? Yeah. 136 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,839 Fuck yeah. Let's get drunk. 137 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:13,856 - Yeah. - Yeah. 138 00:05:13,857 --> 00:05:14,940 Roberto? 139 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:17,483 I'd love to. But, you know, I got kids to feed. 140 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:18,943 Do you, though? 141 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:20,236 Aside from him. 142 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:22,113 - You guys have fun. - You're killin' me. 143 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,239 I'm literally dead. 144 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,907 Bye, Cam. 145 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:26,242 Anything here... 146 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:27,451 I don't think so. 147 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:28,453 Yeah, me, neither. 148 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,498 Best record store in Brooklyn. 149 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,044 Come on. 150 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,682 So what's hot for tonight, "Roberto"? 151 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,385 Um, no plans. Gonna chill at home, have some "me" time. 152 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:47,347 Oh! Well, I never! "Me time." 153 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:49,558 Top Five Songs About Me Time! 154 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,435 Umm... 155 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,478 Okay. I Touch Myself by the Divinyls. 156 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:56,639 It's a little on the nose for you, but I'll allow it. 157 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:59,859 Uh... My Ding-A-Ling, Chuck Berry. 158 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:00,943 Okay. 159 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,279 Cyndi Lauper, She Bop. 160 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:06,115 Uh, Dancing With Myself, Billy Idol. 161 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,492 - And... - Uh... oh, okay, I got it. 162 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,661 Um, All By Myself by Celine Dion. 163 00:06:10,662 --> 00:06:12,914 First of all, that's originally by Eric Carmen 164 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:14,707 and secondly, it's not a song about masturbation. 165 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,876 Or is it? 166 00:06:16,627 --> 00:06:19,086 I mean, I'm pretty sure it's all about how she doesn't want to be 167 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,088 all by herself, you know, anymore. 168 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:22,840 Exactly. Because she's tired of jacking it. 169 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,468 She needs some of that real good dick! 170 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,511 Violent Femmes, Blister in the Sun. 171 00:06:26,512 --> 00:06:28,554 Holy shit! That's what that song is about, yo? 172 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:29,722 Mm-hmm. 173 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:32,600 But wait, why does he want to do it in the sun? 174 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:34,477 He don't wanna beat that shit off in the shade? 175 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:35,603 Oh, boy. 176 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:36,605 What's up? 177 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:39,982 My very special brother who is still at The Allied 178 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:42,193 just group texted like seventeen thousand people 179 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,322 telling them to go there for his "Last Hurrah." 180 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,115 Ooh! That's dark. 181 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,034 Little bit, yeah. 182 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,214 Hey, Rob, what do you think of this shirt? 183 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,871 Yo, I like it. It makes a statement. 184 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,874 It's like, "Hey, my stepdaughter's teenage friends, 185 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:58,334 "I, too, am cool 186 00:06:58,335 --> 00:06:59,878 and enjoy rock and roll music." 187 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:02,589 - I was asking Rob. - I don't care! 188 00:07:03,382 --> 00:07:04,589 - I like it. - Really? 189 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:05,779 Yeah. I also liked it yesterday. 190 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:07,386 - And the day before that. - Ohh! 191 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:09,303 You're fucking dirty. 192 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:11,824 Why do you care what I think about your shirt all of a sudden? 193 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:12,889 Nothing. Just forget it. 194 00:07:13,308 --> 00:07:16,478 All right. Um, hey, who wants to go to a 195 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,312 "Last Hurrah"? 196 00:07:18,313 --> 00:07:20,523 Yeah, no, I gotta go, uh, to the warehouse 197 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:22,525 to see if I can teach these kids some shiz, you know. 198 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,735 Oh, you gonna go "jam," Cherise? 199 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,153 Oh. No. No, no, no. 200 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,613 I'm just gonna, you know, talk to 'em or whatever. 201 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,989 They're like little cute little fuckin' babies over there. 202 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:30,999 You know, I'll just be like, you know, 203 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,159 "Don't quit. Keep your head up." 204 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,120 That kind of stuff. Whatever, whatever. Blah-blah-blah-blah. 205 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,873 All right. Simon, let's go. 206 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:37,459 Sim-on? 207 00:07:37,460 --> 00:07:38,589 - Simon. - Hmm. 208 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:39,709 Last hurrah. 209 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:40,840 - Oh... - Allied. Let's go. 210 00:07:40,850 --> 00:07:43,171 No. Cameron and the mid-life crisis brigade 211 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:45,548 slamming vodka shots and, like, close-talking at me? 212 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:47,176 Come on, it won't be that bad. 213 00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:49,553 I, I would, literally, rather listen to Creed. 214 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,262 Whoa! 215 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:53,306 All right. I hear you. 216 00:07:53,307 --> 00:07:54,808 Um... cool. 217 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,393 - See you guys later. - All right, y'all. Peace out. 218 00:07:57,394 --> 00:07:58,687 All right. 219 00:07:59,813 --> 00:08:01,023 Cameron Brooks. 220 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,983 He was a good man. 221 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:05,861 - Yeah. - An honest man. 222 00:08:06,570 --> 00:08:09,489 A man on whom I could always rely... 223 00:08:10,157 --> 00:08:11,908 to have some dank-ass weed! 224 00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:14,243 Yes, that is true. 225 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:16,662 And so I was saddened, as many of you were, 226 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:18,957 to hear of his apparent passing. 227 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,752 That's right. He's dead now. 228 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,878 Rest in peace, ya bitch! 229 00:08:29,635 --> 00:08:32,345 Oh! Roberto is here! 230 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:34,555 - My life is made! - Hey! 231 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,349 Bartender! Signori! 232 00:08:36,350 --> 00:08:38,059 Drei whiskey, bitte, 233 00:08:38,060 --> 00:08:40,938 danke, for my three best friends. 234 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,147 He's bad at counting. 235 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:44,440 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 236 00:08:44,441 --> 00:08:45,441 - Rob. - Mm-hmm. 237 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,237 - I am so glad that you're here. - What's going, what's going on? 238 00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:51,364 I have realized that my life is... over. 239 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,365 Very soon. 240 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:53,700 You know, very soon. 241 00:08:54,284 --> 00:08:56,954 And so this, all this, this is, uh, 242 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,788 my Last Hurrah. 243 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,081 You know? Look. 244 00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:01,666 See? It's official. 245 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,668 - Wow. - Now, Rob, question for you. 246 00:09:03,669 --> 00:09:07,046 Is your cute friend from the record store also coming? 247 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,090 - Cherise? - Yes. 248 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,758 No. No. 249 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:11,844 Oh, I don't care. 250 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:15,888 Hey, is your cute wife from your house coming? 251 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,099 Oh. Mmm. 252 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,766 Put your brakes on. 253 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,268 Mm, mm, mm, mm. 254 00:09:20,269 --> 00:09:24,188 Don't do that. So, I did a full jukebox takeover. 255 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:26,357 The complete and unabridged soundtrack 256 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,118 - of my previous life. - What's up, Cam? 257 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,152 Now, Rob, have I ever told you 258 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,114 about the time I got kicked out of Daniel Day-Lewis's birthday. 259 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:34,615 If you're under 75... 260 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:36,576 - Fuck! You invited Mac? - Hmm? 261 00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,078 Mac is here? 262 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,621 Oh, yeah. 263 00:09:40,163 --> 00:09:41,164 Yeah. 264 00:09:42,124 --> 00:09:43,959 Okay. Full disclosure. 265 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,835 I am very high right now. 266 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,171 I will probably be doing some very questionable things this evening. 267 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,959 - So questionable. - And, also, 268 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,425 you know whose team I'm on. 269 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,427 - Yes. - It's team R-O-B, baby. 270 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,636 It's team R-O-B. 271 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,221 That guy's been here since the beginning. 272 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,390 I mean, it's only fitting that I step up 273 00:09:59,391 --> 00:10:01,100 and be the bigger man, so that's what... 274 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,769 Yeah, this is a real big boy party you got here, big man. 275 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,813 Well, what do you want me to do, kick him out, okay? 276 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,356 - No, no. - No. Right? 277 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:10,610 So just fuckin' take a shot. Boom. 278 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,404 Who loves you? It's me. 279 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:14,322 Oh, hey! 280 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,159 And now we're cool. 281 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,041 - Hey, Sammy, what's up, man? - What's happening? 282 00:10:25,042 --> 00:10:26,167 Got an extra one of those? 283 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,377 - For you, baby. - Thank you. 284 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,588 You outta here? 285 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,839 - Yeah, I gotta jet, man. - Do your thing. 286 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:32,883 - Good to see you. - Rob? 287 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,967 Hi. 288 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,803 I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée? 289 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,640 - Hi. Yeah, hi. - Hey. 290 00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,933 I just wanted to say hi and introduce myself. 291 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,769 Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's nice to meet you. 292 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,605 You fucking bitch. 293 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,070 I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée? 294 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,822 - I, uh, I like your shoes. - Oh! Thank you. 295 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:59,201 - You gonna be able to run in those? - What? 296 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,620 Don't come back, you fuckin' bitch! 297 00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:04,261 I'll fuckin' gouge your fuckin' eyes out! 298 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,917 I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée? 299 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,170 You bitch! 300 00:11:14,049 --> 00:11:15,509 I'm Lily. I'm Mac's fiancée? 301 00:11:18,095 --> 00:11:19,595 Hi. Hey. Yeah. 302 00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:22,390 Um, congratulations on the... thing. 303 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:23,517 Thanks. 304 00:11:23,934 --> 00:11:25,977 Look, I was just... I wanted to say 305 00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:27,978 I, I really hope you're not leaving on our account. 306 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:30,899 I mean, we could totally go if you're at all uncomfortable. 307 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,483 These are your people, you know? 308 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:35,027 Pff. No, no, I'm, I'm totally comfortable. 309 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,197 I was just actually making a phone call. 310 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:38,614 Yeah. 311 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,449 I, I can't leave my brother in there alone, you know. 312 00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,618 He's, uh... incredibly irresponsible. 313 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,954 Makes horrible life choices. 314 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,998 Okay. Good. I'm glad. 315 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,873 Look, I know that this is a little bit weird, 316 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,400 but I was just thinking 317 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,629 maybe we could all drink until it's not weird. 318 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:53,910 I don't know. What do you think? 319 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,339 First round on me? 320 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,341 Yeah. Yeah! Sounds great. 321 00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:58,342 Awesome. 322 00:11:58,343 --> 00:11:59,719 All right. See you in there. 323 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:00,720 See you in there. 324 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,891 What the fuck is her problem? 325 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,895 Okay, I need backup. 326 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,818 Uh, hey, you got Simon. 327 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:18,154 Um, nobody calls anybody no more. 328 00:12:18,155 --> 00:12:19,823 Just, just send me a text... 329 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,203 You out here calling my phone, 330 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:26,370 worried about what I'm doing... 331 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,706 You got to be kidding me. 332 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,216 A little warning, is all I'm saying. 333 00:12:38,217 --> 00:12:39,759 A little warning would have been nice, dude. 334 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:42,512 Yeah. Well, you don't need warning, okay. Look at you. 335 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:44,263 You're a boss. 336 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,640 I'm sorry. I think I do need warning. 337 00:12:45,641 --> 00:12:48,351 I'm in flats and Mac's with fuckin' Andre the Giant's hot cousin. 338 00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:49,769 - Hey. - Hey, Rob. 339 00:12:49,770 --> 00:12:51,187 Thought I might run into you here. 340 00:12:51,188 --> 00:12:52,813 Yes, yes, you... 341 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,190 Because I'm an alcoholic. 342 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,025 Whoo! 343 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,236 We all are. 344 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:58,986 No, I mean, you know, it's Cam's thing, 345 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:00,864 and you're his sister, so... 346 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:04,117 Right. Yes, that is also a reason why I would... 347 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,035 - Yep. - Mm-hmm. 348 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,329 Can I sit down? 349 00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,247 Yeah. For sure. 350 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:11,415 Ah, Mac. Cheers it up. 351 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,959 You want, uh, you want another one? 352 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,210 No, I'm good, I'm good. 353 00:13:14,211 --> 00:13:15,420 I'm good too. 354 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,130 Great. 355 00:13:21,093 --> 00:13:22,928 - How you doing? - 'Sup? 356 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:24,846 - You good? - Mm-hmm. 357 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,305 - Yeah, I'm good. - Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,182 - How are you? - Yeah, I'm fine, I just, uh... 359 00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:29,183 - Hey. - Hey. 360 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,309 - Hi. - You're back. 361 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:31,478 I'm, I'm back. 362 00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,106 - For you. - Oh, thank you. 363 00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:36,065 Whiskey neat, right? 364 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,609 Yes, that is, that's my drink. 365 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,151 Thank you. 366 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,571 - Cheers. - Cheers. 367 00:13:41,572 --> 00:13:42,612 Cheers. 368 00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,034 Mm, I love your shirt, by the way. 369 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,079 Oh, thanks. Thank you. 370 00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:50,831 I love your sweatshirt. 371 00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:52,582 Thank you. 372 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,458 I didn't know we were going out 373 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:58,588 and so I kind of had two big Belgian waffles for dinner, 374 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:00,214 so... here we are! 375 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,466 Right. 376 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:08,223 Hey, how's the store? 377 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,183 Oh, it's really good! 378 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:11,392 - Really good, you know. - That's good. 379 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:13,103 It's like it's busy. We're good. 380 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:15,606 - Good. - Yeah. 381 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,066 - That's good. - That's good. 382 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,735 I'm pleased to hear. 383 00:14:21,740 --> 00:14:23,739 - Hi. - Hey! 384 00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:24,823 Hi. 385 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:26,992 - How are you. Mm. - Good. 386 00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:30,745 - I hit you up. - Yeah. 387 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:31,829 Yeah, you did. 388 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,624 Um, this is Clyde, you guys. This is, um, Mac. 389 00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,502 And his... fiancée. 390 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,337 - Oh. Hey, congrats. - Thank you. 391 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,630 - That's awesome. - Thanks. 392 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:41,924 - Thanks. - Cool. 393 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,925 So, Clyde. 394 00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,676 - Yeah? - Where are you coming from? 395 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,053 Oh, my climbing gym, 396 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,304 just around the corner. 397 00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,359 Yeah. 398 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:50,550 - Don't laugh at... - Sorry. 399 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,849 Yeah, don't have to... 400 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,059 Oh, man, making me feel bad. 401 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,061 I haven't signed up to the gym since I've been back. 402 00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,395 Well, don't feel bad on my account. 403 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,690 I wasn't, uh, working out. Just over there 404 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,316 doing some volunteering. 405 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,151 Well, thanks, now I feel even worse. 406 00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:03,861 - Sorry, man. - He's joking. 407 00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:05,071 - Sorry. - Oh. 408 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,573 I'm not, I'm, uh... 409 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,452 I'm not... Sorry, I'm not joking. I, uh... 410 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,760 There's, it's free classes for these kids 411 00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,373 who are, like, underprivileged youth. 412 00:15:15,374 --> 00:15:18,417 And they do it, uh, once a week, but I go, like, twice a month 413 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,086 to try to, like, you know, chip in. 414 00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,796 Oh, I didn't, I didn't know that. 415 00:15:21,797 --> 00:15:23,799 - That's cool, man. - That is so cool. 416 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,383 - Thanks. - That is really cool. 417 00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:30,304 Yeah. It really... it started as self-serving act. 418 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,390 How is volunteering a self-serving act? 419 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:36,436 - Yeah. - Uh... I guess we're doing this. 420 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:41,880 I, uh, I have a fear of... kids. 421 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,810 - They intimidate me. - You what? 422 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,310 How do kids intimidate you? 423 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,280 Oh, I don't know, I just want them to like me, a lot, 424 00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,699 and I try to impress them and I kind of freeze up 425 00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:51,450 and then I try really hard 426 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,245 and, uh, they, they can sense 427 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,164 how thirsty I am for approval. 428 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:59,250 And then I really go for it 429 00:15:59,251 --> 00:16:02,754 and spin out and it gets weird, and... it's not good for anyone. 430 00:16:03,589 --> 00:16:05,965 So I'm coming off of that, just really want... 431 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,049 - Do you want a drink? - Uh, yes. 432 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,552 - Yeah. - Please, I would. 433 00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:10,094 Oh, man. 434 00:16:14,850 --> 00:16:17,435 Man, that's, uh, that's really cool of you, man. 435 00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,688 I, I've been meaning to do something like that myself, you know. 436 00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,648 - Yeah. - Um, excuse me. 437 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,236 You're very good at volunteering the idea of volunteering. 438 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:28,196 He's been doing that forever, actually. 439 00:16:28,197 --> 00:16:29,780 - Hey! - Hmm. 440 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:31,908 Ooh! Tell me more. 441 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,827 What about that time when I, when I volunteered for the marathon? 442 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,287 Oh, is that, is that what happened? 443 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,580 Yeah, in a way. 444 00:16:37,581 --> 00:16:39,082 Oh, okay. Okay. 445 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,792 'Cause what I remember happening is, um, 446 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,449 you trying to steal the free Gatorade 447 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,025 and the actual volunteers yelling at you. 448 00:16:45,026 --> 00:16:47,079 - Yeah, well... - And then didn't you panic 449 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,424 and you told them that you were in the marathon... 450 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,882 Okay, okay. Let's get this straight... 451 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,519 And then ran for three blocks in your jeans 452 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:52,529 so that they would believe you? 453 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:54,279 - Am I remembering that correctly? - Yes, I was dehydrated! 454 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,891 It was like 90 degrees! What do you want me to do? 455 00:16:55,892 --> 00:16:57,517 He almost knocked over a wheelchair racer. 456 00:16:57,518 --> 00:16:59,644 Okay, yeah, that I will take the blame for. 457 00:16:59,645 --> 00:17:01,312 - As you should! - Yes. And I do! 458 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:02,688 - Oh, do you? - No, I don't, actually. 459 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,969 - Oh, my God. - He was that wide! 460 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,778 I'm gonna stop talking. 461 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,699 Uhh! 462 00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,603 Does anyone want another round? 463 00:17:14,920 --> 00:17:15,999 - Yes. - Yeah. 464 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,080 ♪ We don't have to get down ♪ 465 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,582 ♪ Just to get it on ♪ 466 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,709 ♪ You know how to use ♪ 467 00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,046 ♪ My body ♪ 468 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,214 ♪ Ow! ♪ 469 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,475 ♪ 'Cause you got rhythm ♪ 470 00:17:39,685 --> 00:17:41,103 ♪ You got style ♪ 471 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:43,981 ♪ That is why ♪ 472 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,483 ♪ I like you ♪ 473 00:17:56,827 --> 00:17:58,078 ♪ Ow! ♪ 474 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:03,709 - Hey. - Hey, you. 475 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,170 I was just trying to offset the sweatshirt vibes a little bit. 476 00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:09,130 Word. Word. I feel you. 477 00:18:09,131 --> 00:18:10,549 Does it seem like I'm trying? 478 00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,259 Annoyingly, no. 479 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,721 Hey, tonight's been kind of fun. 480 00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,933 Yeah. Yeah, it's been, it's been not bad. 481 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:24,354 I think it'd be cool if you and I were able to, um, 482 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:26,273 to be friends. 483 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:29,901 Fuck you! 484 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,905 Yeah. Yeah, tha... that would be, that would be cool. 485 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,114 You and Clyde are really cute together, by the way. 486 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,157 Oh, that's not... 487 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,909 No, no, no, I was just saying to Mac 488 00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:40,494 that we should, like, all hang out together sometime. 489 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:41,914 You know? Like, double-date? 490 00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:48,003 Yeah. Yeah, that would be... 491 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:49,670 We'd love that. 492 00:18:50,631 --> 00:18:51,631 Great. 493 00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:56,385 - Okay. I'm committing. - Looks good. 494 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,638 - See you later. - Yeah. 495 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,390 All right, see you out there. 496 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,435 What a fucking bitch. 497 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,483 Ahhh! 498 00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,109 Hammer Slam! 499 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,402 - Oh, boy. - There it is. 500 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:14,776 - There we go. - Let's go. 501 00:19:14,777 --> 00:19:16,489 Uh... we need to get some... 502 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,490 Hey! 503 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,939 - Hey. - Rob's friend. 504 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,952 Ohh! 505 00:19:19,953 --> 00:19:21,869 There he is. Come on. Do you Hammer Slam? 506 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,412 Uh... yeah, sure. 507 00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:24,830 What's, what's Hammer Slam? 508 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:25,954 Well, that's the Hammer. 509 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:27,260 So when you see The Hammer, 510 00:19:27,270 --> 00:19:29,002 what you do is Hammer Slam. 511 00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:32,089 Or... anytime there's a new song, 512 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,258 Hammer Slam. 513 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:38,427 Oh, so it... it's just never not taking shots. 514 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:39,720 - Yes. - Yeah, okay, I got it. 515 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,848 - Yeah, I got it. - What's your name? 516 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,475 - Clyde. - Hey, can I get a sloe gin fizz? 517 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:47,895 Whoa, God, no gin fizz. 518 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,274 Trevor, Hammer Slam. 519 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:51,858 So, we need shots. 520 00:19:51,859 --> 00:19:54,151 Forget about the sloe gin. None of that. 521 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,661 So you're having a baby. 522 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,239 - That's huge. - Thank you, Clyde. 523 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,407 - Yeah. - Because, 524 00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:02,368 tonight is not about the future. 525 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,539 Tonight is an homage to the past. 526 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:09,584 Because I used to live a life of freedom and spontaneity. 527 00:20:09,585 --> 00:20:11,419 Sloe gin fizz. Please. 528 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,379 Sloe no gin fizz. 529 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,547 Fuck. 530 00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,509 - He needs to Google something else. - That guy! God! 531 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:20,846 But all that's over now. 532 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,347 You know why? 533 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,559 'Cause no one calls Ned Deetch anymore. 534 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:27,018 Okay. 535 00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:29,479 You know why? Because he had a baby! 536 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,106 So, you feel me? 537 00:20:32,107 --> 00:20:33,317 Yeah, yeah, I feel you. 538 00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:35,944 That sucks, man. I'm really sorry. 539 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,739 And, like, Rob's all bummed 'cause Mac broke off the engagement. 540 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,533 And, like, I'm like she dodged a bullet 541 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,161 and she wants to be mad at me? 542 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:46,245 Right? 543 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:49,207 Like... but she still has her freedom. 544 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,000 She doesn't have a baby on the way. 545 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,670 Like, fuck is she fucking problems about. 546 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:57,841 Um... yeah, I don't know, man. 547 00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:02,220 Hey! There he is! 548 00:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,514 That's my guy. There's a guy. 549 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,967 - What's happening? - And this is Mac. 550 00:21:06,968 --> 00:21:08,351 This is Clyme. 551 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:11,062 - Hey, man. - You guys, um, just be good friends, 552 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:14,398 but you know I gotta do... 'cause I'm feeling a little tipsy. 553 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,359 So, we're gonna go to the bathroom and hit it. 554 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,861 Yeah, don't worry This is the Last Hurrah. 555 00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:19,904 - Let's go, Hammer. - All right. 556 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:21,785 - You guys be friends. - See you, Clop. 557 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:24,700 - Hey, man. - Hey. Hey, guys. 558 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,785 - Hey! - Whiskey. 559 00:21:25,786 --> 00:21:26,827 Uh, bunch of it. 560 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,622 Hey, let's do it, bud. 561 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,335 - Oh, Rob. - Hey! 562 00:21:34,336 --> 00:21:36,087 I've been wanting to talk to you because... 563 00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,339 If it's your idea for dishwasher cabinets, you've told me. 564 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,460 No, no, no, no, no. 565 00:21:40,259 --> 00:21:41,467 - What's up? - I mean, really, 566 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,094 they get washed in the same place. 567 00:21:43,095 --> 00:21:44,220 ... the same. It's really... 568 00:21:44,221 --> 00:21:46,222 - It's a good idea. Right? - Mm-hmm. 569 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:48,307 No, but what I wanted to say was just, you know, 570 00:21:48,308 --> 00:21:50,393 - I want to be a good man for Nikki. - I know. 571 00:21:50,394 --> 00:21:52,770 I love Nikki. Have you ever thought about... 572 00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,064 Hey, The Hammer has all your cocaine in the bathroom. 573 00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,315 He's gonna do all that shit by himself, man. 574 00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:58,076 - No, he isn't. - Get in there. Get in there. 575 00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:04,115 - Hey! - Hi. 576 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:06,243 - So, double-date is on. - Yeah. 577 00:22:06,827 --> 00:22:08,828 - Oh, well... - It sounds good. 578 00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:09,829 - Uh... - Right? 579 00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,950 'Cause I've been saying we need more "couple friends." 580 00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:15,043 Right. Yeah. Yes. Cool. 581 00:22:16,086 --> 00:22:17,170 What do we do? 582 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,139 ♪ I've got cocaine ♪ 583 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,149 Craft night. 584 00:22:20,150 --> 00:22:21,674 ♪ Running around my brain ♪ 585 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,679 Bowling. 586 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,919 ♪ Ooh, lot of cocaine ♪ 587 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,929 Sushi? 588 00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:26,804 ♪ Running around my brain ♪ 589 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,848 Ahh, it's Clyde. 590 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,641 And Mac and Rob. 591 00:22:30,642 --> 00:22:32,101 You guys, 592 00:22:32,102 --> 00:22:34,687 you guys were so worried this whole time 593 00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:36,105 about hanging out together. 594 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,774 But, but then, but then, like, look. We did it. Last Hurrah. 595 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,818 And everybody's friends, it's so good. And why? 596 00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:42,486 - 'Cause of you, man. - You know it. 597 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,238 Hey, can I talk to you? 598 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,406 Right? What? No. 599 00:22:45,407 --> 00:22:46,409 - Yep. - No. 600 00:22:46,410 --> 00:22:47,533 - Just a sec. - We're doing the friendship... 601 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,493 - Just one second. - It's friends. 602 00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:50,828 - It's friends. - Cam, 603 00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,288 - first of all... - What? 604 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:53,729 You have cocaine all over your nose. 605 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:56,626 Second of all, don't you think you've had enough? 606 00:22:56,627 --> 00:22:57,877 I think I've had not enough. 607 00:22:57,878 --> 00:22:58,879 - Thank you very much. - Cam. Cam. 608 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,922 No, what... what's your problem, dude? 609 00:23:00,923 --> 00:23:02,757 You're fucked up, and you're making everyone uncomfortable. 610 00:23:02,758 --> 00:23:05,676 Maybe you're uncomfortable. As usual. 611 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:09,180 But I'm pretty sure that "everybody" are having a good time, 612 00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:11,013 thank you very much, Mrs. Grumpypants. 613 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:13,659 I'm not grumpy! I'm just trying to handle the situation 614 00:23:13,660 --> 00:23:16,772 - like an adult, okay? - Oh, you're an adult? 615 00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,106 'Cause you dress like a little boy. 616 00:23:19,107 --> 00:23:20,942 Look, just go home to your pregnant wife. 617 00:23:20,943 --> 00:23:22,610 Why don't you go home to your pregnant wife? 618 00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:24,904 Oh, that's right. You don't have a pregnant wife. 619 00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,740 Why? 'Cause every relationship that you touch... turns to shit! 620 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,784 'Cause you're like, "What happened with me and Kat? 621 00:23:29,785 --> 00:23:31,494 And what went wrong with me and Justin?" 622 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:33,538 Oh, "What happened with me and Mac 623 00:23:33,539 --> 00:23:35,082 who was perfect for me?" 624 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:37,917 "I'm Rob and my whole life is, mmm, pain, 625 00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:39,627 and, bleh, problems." 626 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:41,504 So, just quick math, 627 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,131 maybe you're the problem. 628 00:23:44,216 --> 00:23:45,896 You really suck right now, you know that? 629 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,973 Yes, I do know that. 630 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:53,267 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 631 00:23:53,934 --> 00:23:55,268 Roberto. 632 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:56,936 Where's, um, where'd Clyde go? 633 00:23:56,937 --> 00:23:59,021 Oh, I think he just stepped out to get some fresh air. 634 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,148 Yeah, I think. 635 00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,776 I'm just gonna go check on him. 636 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,035 - Hey. - Hey. 637 00:24:13,036 --> 00:24:14,161 - There you are. - Yeah. 638 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,163 Here I am. 639 00:24:17,833 --> 00:24:19,233 Ohh, just didn't want to, you know, 640 00:24:20,419 --> 00:24:21,859 did not want to be in there anymore. 641 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,673 - Here we are. - I feel you, bro. 642 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:26,717 It's weird in there. 643 00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:28,510 Yes. 644 00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,596 For sure. 645 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,393 Hey, I should probably tell you something, um... 646 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:42,232 Me and that guy in there, Mac? 647 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:46,028 We used to be engaged. 648 00:24:46,987 --> 00:24:48,071 So... 649 00:24:49,364 --> 00:24:50,449 Yeah, I know. 650 00:24:52,409 --> 00:24:53,619 Your brother told me. 651 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,495 Of course he did. 652 00:24:56,455 --> 00:24:58,539 It was somewhere in the middle of describing 653 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:01,126 what a "Hammer Slam" is. 654 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,506 And, uh, then Hammer smelling me. 655 00:25:06,548 --> 00:25:08,425 Uh, I think that's when I found out. 656 00:25:09,009 --> 00:25:10,093 So... 657 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:13,429 Anyway, I'm sorry I didn't, I didn't tell you. 658 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:14,890 I just, it's all kinda 659 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,142 hard to explain. 660 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:20,687 "Clyde, this is Mac. 661 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,481 "We were engaged. 662 00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:24,524 - Now we're not." - Great. 663 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:25,529 - Right? - Yep. No. 664 00:25:25,530 --> 00:25:26,539 - You're not now? - Mm-hmm. 665 00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:27,776 - No, we're not anymore. - Oh, you're not. 666 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,737 - Okay. - He's... he's engaged to someone else. 667 00:25:29,738 --> 00:25:31,406 Right. And she knows that? 668 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:34,117 She knows that... part? 669 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:37,745 Okay, yes. Now when you say it that way, pretty simple. 670 00:25:37,746 --> 00:25:39,540 - Yeah. - Pretty easy to explain. 671 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:46,046 - Tonight, no. - Yeah, hey, look, honestly, 672 00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,131 it's fine. 673 00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:49,925 It's fine. 674 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,718 Cool. So next time, that's how I'll do it. 675 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:54,762 Next time. Great. Great! 676 00:25:54,763 --> 00:25:56,431 How many times have you been engaged? 677 00:25:57,558 --> 00:25:59,851 - How many fake boyfriends do you have? - Just you. 678 00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,895 - Oh, thanks. - You're my only fake boyfriend. 679 00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:04,605 You're my only fake boyfriend 680 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,440 and my favorite fake boyfriend. 681 00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:07,900 Is it like "fake news"? Is it like 682 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,277 - fake fiancée... - Yep. Fake news, 683 00:26:09,278 --> 00:26:10,862 - fake boyfriend. - Fake boyfriend. 684 00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:12,822 - We go to fake movies. - Is this a real bar? 685 00:26:12,823 --> 00:26:14,365 Are we even drinking real beer? 686 00:26:14,366 --> 00:26:16,033 Is this real life? 687 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,368 - Yeah. - Hey, thank... Hey, thank you. 688 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:18,703 Just, you're the best. You're the best. 689 00:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,384 - Yeah. - You're the best. You're the best. 690 00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,053 Mm, I don't know. 691 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:38,932 Um... 692 00:26:39,349 --> 00:26:40,600 I'm sorry. 693 00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,102 I'm sorry. Fuck. 694 00:26:43,145 --> 00:26:44,645 - What do you mean... - No, I don't know. 695 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,689 I just don't know. 696 00:26:46,356 --> 00:26:48,483 Um... you don't know 697 00:26:50,527 --> 00:26:52,487 if those are fake kisses or real kisses? 698 00:26:52,946 --> 00:26:54,031 Ki... kinda. 699 00:26:57,743 --> 00:26:59,286 Oh, fuck! 700 00:27:08,879 --> 00:27:09,880 Well, 701 00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:13,675 this is fuckin' chaos. 702 00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:18,805 This isn't on you. 703 00:27:20,516 --> 00:27:22,267 But, like, I've, I've... 704 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:27,564 Fuck, I've worked so hard to cut that shit out of my life. 705 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,026 Like, to cut this fuckin' chaos out, you know? 706 00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:35,280 And you're fuckin' messy. 707 00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:41,078 I think about you all the time, Rob. 708 00:27:45,874 --> 00:27:47,434 I don't really know what to do with it. 709 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,430 I just want you to know, like, I would do this. 710 00:28:00,889 --> 00:28:02,683 You know? Like, I would do this. 711 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,394 With you. 712 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,771 If you wanted to 713 00:28:08,647 --> 00:28:09,690 do it. 714 00:28:10,148 --> 00:28:11,191 Um... 715 00:28:13,819 --> 00:28:15,862 But I don't want to do this thing where I'm like your 716 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:16,989 fake boyfriend. 717 00:28:18,532 --> 00:28:21,242 I don't want to be your best fake boyfriend. 718 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,954 So I guess I'm just asking you, like, is this a thing? 719 00:28:26,665 --> 00:28:27,791 Yes or no. 720 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,711 I don't know. 721 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,507 - I don't know. I don't know. - Yeah. 722 00:28:39,094 --> 00:28:40,095 Yeah, that's okay. 723 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:42,681 That's fine. 724 00:28:46,143 --> 00:28:47,602 What the fuck, man! 725 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:48,979 Whoa! 726 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,355 What's your fuckin' problem? 727 00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,607 What's your problem. I'm sorry. 728 00:28:52,608 --> 00:28:54,525 Did I spill something on your ironic Seinfeld jeans? 729 00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,269 - I'm sorry. There it is. - Hey, hey, hey. 730 00:28:56,270 --> 00:28:57,359 - Fuck you, man! - I'm sorry. 731 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,030 - He's really fucked up. - Get the fuck out of here. 732 00:28:59,031 --> 00:29:00,615 Get this guy the fuck out of here! 733 00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,936 - You get out of here. - Get this guy the fuck out of here! 734 00:29:03,452 --> 00:29:04,702 You know what? You know what you can... 735 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,830 Hey! Hey! Shit! 736 00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,457 - All right. Hey! Hey! Hey! - Fuck you, man! 737 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:13,002 Fuck you! Huh? Goddamn! 738 00:29:13,003 --> 00:29:14,253 Hey, what the fuck's going on? 739 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:16,048 - Fuck! - What're you doing, man? 740 00:29:16,798 --> 00:29:18,884 - Fuck! - All right, let me get... 741 00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:22,470 - Let me see. Let me see. - All right. 742 00:29:22,471 --> 00:29:24,013 - I got it. - He's cut. Let me get some ice. 743 00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,097 - Mac, I got it. - He needs some ice. 744 00:29:25,098 --> 00:29:26,432 Mac, I'll get it. I'll do it. 745 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:28,101 All right. Party's over. You can go home. 746 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:33,815 You're bleeding. Yep. 747 00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:35,984 Oh, fuck! 748 00:29:37,069 --> 00:29:38,509 That was fun, right? 749 00:29:39,613 --> 00:29:41,489 - I mean, up until the last part. - Hmm. 750 00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:49,830 Uh-oh. 751 00:29:55,587 --> 00:29:56,587 Hi. 752 00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:57,839 Hey. 753 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,594 I'm gonna let you guys... 754 00:30:05,097 --> 00:30:07,140 You wanna explain now or explain later. 755 00:30:14,898 --> 00:30:16,859 I'm so excited to have this baby with you. 756 00:30:18,944 --> 00:30:20,028 Just, I don't wanna 757 00:30:20,946 --> 00:30:23,574 lose the person that I used to be. That guy's... 758 00:30:25,158 --> 00:30:26,159 I like that guy. 759 00:30:27,452 --> 00:30:28,620 He's super-chill. 760 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,337 Baby... that's not going to happen. 761 00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:40,549 I don't wanna lose the guy I used to be either. 762 00:30:42,593 --> 00:30:44,403 Like, the first thing that's gonna happen 763 00:30:44,404 --> 00:30:45,469 after I have this baby is 764 00:30:45,470 --> 00:30:46,930 I'm gonna get drunk as fuck, 765 00:30:47,890 --> 00:30:48,890 you know what I'm saying? 766 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:51,392 I'm talking like lose my shoes, 767 00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:53,603 post a bunch of crazy, blurry Instagram Stories, 768 00:30:53,604 --> 00:30:55,772 come home and dump cereal all over the kitchen. 769 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,902 After that, we may both have to grow up. 770 00:31:01,737 --> 00:31:03,989 Just a little tiny bit. 771 00:31:21,131 --> 00:31:22,549 - You good? - Yeah. 772 00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,010 I'm sorry. 773 00:31:27,513 --> 00:31:28,804 About what I said earlier. 774 00:31:28,805 --> 00:31:30,098 It's fine. 775 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,267 I say fucked-up shit when I'm faded, you know. 776 00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:34,394 Don't worry about it. 777 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:39,233 And you were probably right, so... 778 00:31:40,859 --> 00:31:42,361 - Bye, Nikki. - Bye, Rob. 779 00:31:50,077 --> 00:31:51,203 I wasn't right. 780 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:53,829 Yeah, you were. 781 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:31,200 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 54989

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