Original subtitles

The cast and company names are fictional and were created for entertainment purpose

Starring Ma Jun-kyu A Korean film, "Mr. Profanity", is a huge hit

Due to the popularity of the film, Japan is in a frenzy to learn Korean curse words

Mr. Profanity's popularity isn't expected to simmer down any time soon

Next news is

As Typhoon Languimi dissipates, the recovery process has begun

Will the plane depart?

- They say it will - What's that? Is that Korean?

Hello I don't speak Japanese

Let me talk to a Korean person

Now I'm single

I've trusted him but now I'm giving up that bastard

Once a bastard, always a bastard

I loved that bastard all these years I was a fool

Anyone willing to adopt this bastard, contact me

Note: He goes into heat every day Keep a tight leash on him

Be more specific Are you even speaking Korean?

We're on our way to the airport

To Soo-young: I'm going home now Call you when I get there

Okay You do that

- What did he say? - He's sure that it'll depart

Why can't you change one simple schedule?

I told you to always double-check with the assistant director

I strongly pushed this time,

but the other actors couldn't switch the schedule

I told you not to do a historical drama film

Who made you an actor?

You can't do anything right

You can't manage scheduling You can't spot paparazzi

The paparazzi caught me the other night because of your fat ass in front of the club

I gave you a sign to go

Why would you wait for me there till the morning?

You knew I'd have to be somewhere today and you still couldn't get me a car

Look at me riding a taxi to the airport

It's beautiful

I'm sorry I'll work harder

You have to work a lot harder

Lethal yet irresistible curses

"Mr. Profanity" In theaters 2013

One, two, three, four

Five, six, seven, eight

- Excuse me - Hi, Hwal-ran

Great job

- Thanks, Ms. Minamito - Yes

- Thanks - Yes

I'm hungry

- We have chicken and beef - Is the beer cold?

Why don't you try?

- Big bro, what do you want? - They both taste okay today

I want chicken

Then, I want beef A steer or heifer?

It's a cow

So it is

Let's eat and go I'm tired

I thought we wouldn't go so I drank too much

- How much did you drink? - Six bottles of rice wine

Let's step on it a bit We can make it in two hours

I don't know if it's possible with the high fuel price these days

We can make it in two hours if there's no traffic

You're not paying for it

It all comes out of our paychecks

Are you serious?

Stupid, you believe that?

- Did you just call me stupid? - Sorry. Have a drag

- No thanks, I got my own - Well, aren't you sanitary?

Remove smoke, over

Roger that Clear, oh my captain baby t

- It smells good. What is this? - Chestnut blossom

- No wonder. Where did you buy it? - Don Quixote

I heard your couple aren't doing too well

- Where did you hear that? - Chief purser

What a blabbermouth I'm thinking about a divorce

You should research thoroughly

- Like you? - Bring me alcohol

Can you drink and fly?

- Why don't you bring me a substitute? - There's no inspection on the way

He seems certain Please fly safely

Who's our maintenance technician today?

Isn't it Yong-taek?

May I see your ticket, please?

You know I'm coming aboard today

Mr. Ma Jun-kyu, you're early Isn't it 12G? Right this way

Thank you

Hope you have a pleasant

and memorable journey with Bobby Airlines

We'll do our best to make it memorable

Great love, great moment, great flight

Bobby Airlines

Fasten Your Seatbelt

Ma Jun-kyu is so hot Look at his long neck

Welcome aboard

May I see your ticket? Please go straight in

He has a huge head He's wearing makeup

- Hello - Welcome aboard

Right this way

Your head's bigger

- Hello - Hello

Go straight down and it's to the right

- What do you think he'll eat? - Mr. Movie Star will eat chicken

How did you come in here? I think you're at the wrong gate

- Isn't this gate 17? - That's the one on the right

- I'm sorry - Okay

- It's chicken - No way

- What did you say? - It's chicken

I'm sorry

- We have chicken on the menu today - Yes. It's on our menu

- We weren't talking to you - Sir, you can't come in here

You told me to go in Why are you yelling at me?

That's just how I talk Please show me your ticket

Okay, that was your face Now, the ticket, please

I knew it Please follow me

- Hey - Please hurry

- Wasn't that Kim Sung-soo? - Who?

- You know. The actor who can't act - Cool?

- No, the former porn star - Who?

- Anyway, Ma Jun-kyu's having chicken - I think he'll eat bibimbap

Ma Jun-kyu's on board

We were talking about him

So fast

Hello

Aren't you Ma Jun-kyu, the actor?

Yes Nice to meet you

You must be exhausted from filming

Do you have jaundice?

No I'm fine

Let's shake hands

Okay

Your hands are smaller than I thought

Can I take a picture with you?

Sorry. I can't allow photos without permission

But I'll sign an autograph

That's not good My daughter is a big fan

I don't think I can do photos I'll sign an autograph

Okay Please sign an autograph

Paper, please?

- Don't you have any? - No

Really? Oh no! Where should I get it?

Oh no I need paper

Mr. Ma, don't you have any paper?

No

What should I do? Miss?

Yes What can I get you?

You know actor Ma Jun-kyu?

I'm trying to get his autograph

We don't have paper Can you bring me?

Bring a pen, too My daughter is a fan

Just a moment, please

Ma'am What are you doing?

You want his autograph, too?

No, I'm his manager

The manager

I'm getting his autograph

- Hey, it's okay - All right

Just an autograph

Jun-kyu isn't just an actor He's a movie star

- Isn't it all the same? - No, it's not

Jun-kyu, call me if you need anything

I love you, Mr. Ma Jun-kyu

I love you, too

Everyone, say hello It's Mr. Profanity

He's the hottest thing these days

Who do we have here? It's Mr. Hollywood, Ma Jun-kyu

He curses so well

Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing

That's not a polite thing to say

You have to say, "please"

Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing

You shouldn't point at people

Ma Jun-kyu, start cursing Come on

You little fucking shit, don't you dare point at me

I'm gonna rip that finger off and shove it down your asshole

It's gonna fucking hurt Bitch, go fucking sleep

- I'm a fan - Thank you

You're so popular

- Here you go - Thank you so much

Wow, it's Ma Jun-kyu

That's right It's Mr. Profanity himself

- Stop it - I don't do photos

You can't take his photos

You can't

- Mr. Ma, smile - Sorry. I don't do photos

He can't take your pictures

Please write, "I want you, Cha Bok-soon"

Your daughter's name is Cha Bok-soon?

Yes

Isn't the message a bit obscene?

Please just write it My daughter is a fan

I'm a fan My husband's a fan

My mom and all my swimming class friends are fans

You have responsibility You're a public figure

Okay Cha Bok-soon wants what?

No I want you, Cha Bok-soon

Cha Bok-soon

I want you

Take me Take me

- Here you go - Thank you. Bless you

Thank you

It's Ma Jun-kyu How cool!

He looks just like on TV It's Ma Jun-kyu

Sweetie, you look much better in person Can I see your eyes?

I'm sorry My eyes are bloodshot

- I got some eye drops - Me too

I understand

What can I help you with?

I'm so hungry right now Can I get some food before we depart?

I'm sorry Dinner isn't ready yet

We have peanuts for snacks

I fly several times a month

I know that other airlines prepare food in advance

I was following someone all day so I didn't get to eat anything

Can I just have whatever is available?

I'm sorry, sir We'll serve dinner right after departure

I'll prepare it as soon as possible I apologize

I don't usually ask for things

But when I was on Japan Airlines flight, I ate before the departure

My stomach is hurting very badly

I read it in the newspaper that flight attendants have special snacks

I'm sorry We don't eat on short-haul flights

I hope you understand I'm so sorry

Okay

I guess there's nothing that can be done

Enjoy your flight

But I think you should improve on that

We're newlyweds Can I take a picture with you?

Congratulations But I can't do photos. I'm sorry

Then, can I get an autograph?

Sure

I want it right here

If the bra straps bother you, you can undo them

Wait a second

Why does he need to undo your bra?

I don't want him to be uncomfortable

And why do you call him sweetie?

You just met him

Don't be so petty

You know what I like in men Manliness and open-mindedness

I married you because of those qualities

I know you're a gym junkie and your thinking isn't too flexible

But Ma Jun-kyu is just an actor and I'm just a fan

If you torment me like this, I'll become confused

I want to think this over

Okay I'm sorry

Then I'll undo your bra

Okay You do it then

Please hold on

Done

- I'm sorry - It's okay

- This pen isn't working - Shake it harder

I can't ever win against you

- Don't work out too much - Okay

It's done

Sweetie, can you draw a heart under there?

Okay I drew a heart

Thank you

Why don't you get one?

One is enough

Are you happy?

Yeah

What newspaper you read?

Any sports newspaper is fine

Caught in action: Korean actor, Ma Jun-kyu and Japanese idol, Mary. Is she pregnant?

We'll be ready in 10 minutes

I'll call you as soon as he gets on the plane

The chairman and his party haven't come aboard

Who's coming?

The chairman of Zha Cai Airlines of China is coming aboard

He was tied up in Japan for two days and heard about our departure

They say he's not well

How inconvenient that he's coming aboard

True It's so inconvenient

It's inconvenient but we have to do our best

It'll be inconvenient to hear any complaints

The weather is bad so let's serve dinner fast

Sorry for the inconvenience

Okay

Are you okay?

Hello, sir

I'm Kang Sin-choo, the chief purser I'll be at your service

Okay Sorry I'm late

Hello, sir

- I'm sorry for the delay - It's no problem, sir

Let's me see What type of aircraft is this?

It's Boeing 747

Is this the coat closet?

Let me get your coat

It's okay

How much does this aircraft cost these days?

The used ones cost about $65 million I'll double-check the market price

It's okay

This is your seat, but you can have any empty seat

I'll sit here

I received the call from the headquarters

It'll take about two hours to Gimpo Airport

Just a moment Sir, an actor got on board

Which one?

His name is Ma Jun-kyu Our company invested in his film

The film is called "Mr. Profanity" I'll get him to come and meet you

Okay, whatever

Please continue

It'll take about two hours to Gimpo Airport

If you need anything, please let us know

I'll inform you of the connecting flight when we arrive

Enjoy your flight

- Two hours? - Yes, sir

I don't have much time for the connecting flight Beijing flight is the last one

I'll put in a word to the captain

What should I drink?

Please warm up red wine

The chairman has heart condition Please inform your cabin crew

Yes, ma'am I'll do my best

Don't tell them that I don't want to be a burden

Everyone should be aware

What would you like to drink?

I just want water

Would you like it with ice and lemon?

Yeah

Okay, sir

Enjoy your flight

In the case of emergency

In the case of emergency,

There are several emergency exits on both sides of the aircraft

there are several emergency exits on both sides of the aircraft

The crew will direct you safely

The crews will direct you safely

to the nearest exit

to the nearest exit

The oxygen mask

The oxygen mask

will drop down in front of each of you

will drop down in front of each of you

And the life vest

And the life vest

is located under your seat

is located under your seat

Enjoy your flight

Enjoy your flight

Thank you

Thank you

Mr. Ma, do you enjoy eating meat?

Yes, I eat everything

Entertainers like yourself should not eat meat

Your job is very stressful

Did you know that animals go under much stress when they're slaughtered?

When you eat the meat, you also consume the stress

Don't eat meat, please

Okay, sir

Hello I'm Kang Sin-choo, the chief purser

How would you like your dinner?

I'll take chicken without rice

Okay Chicken without rice

I'm sorry for your inconvenience, but for the takeoff, until the seatbelt sign is off

please refrain from using electronic devices

I know

I'm glad you know Enjoy your flight

- I want bibimbap - Yes, sir

I told the fucker not to use electronic devices

Jun-kyu bastard wants chicken

I told you so All the actors go for chicken

Gong Hyo-jin had bibimbap the other day

She's an exception She doesn't look like a hard drinker

What do you mean?

Entertainers love booze They say drinkers always go for chicken

Because chicken has lean muscle tissue, it's easy to digest.

Also, it protects the liver

Based on what?

Let me finish, you idiot The liver is tired from hangovers

So they instinctively choose chicken without even thinking

Based on what?

I read it in a book Stop it or I'll knock out your teeth

You two be quiet

What do you think about Ma Jun-kyu up-close?

He's a rude little bastard who gives no eye contact

When people talk to you, you have to look them in the eyes

All the actors are like that

- Did you fart? - No

What book was it?

I'm also curious

101 Secrets You Didn't Know About Chicken or something like that

Are we getting ready to depart?

- How's Ma Jun-kyu? - I want to teach him a lesson

Chief says he's rude

Chief's a man. A man can't teach another man a lesson

I want to teach him myself

He's a total fake He's scandalous and got a girl pregnant

His penis is worth it

True. He's a big enough star to teach Mary a lesson

Stop talking about him and take care of Zha Cai Airlines chairman

- Don't get scolded for nothing - Okay

He's got heart condition Pay special attention

- Yes, sir - Good

I need to shit

Chief makes everything feel so inconvenient

You poor baby

You make me feel that way He's the purser

Ma Jun-kyu is here Oh my god! I'm a big fan

He can hear you Quiet down

Can I stay in the business class just until we depart?

Don't you get too excited Who will prepare your section?

Go away

Can I just serve him a drink? Or peanuts?

Go back to your section

Get back here right now

Did you see Ma Jun-kyu?

Don't talk about that dirty bastard Let's go

- What's with you? - Yes, captain

We want noodles

First Officer Lim, stop fooling around

All right

I'll be back later Please let me do the duty-free

See you guys

You got wet wipes?

No

I'm a fan

Due to the traffic on runway, our departure is delayed

As soon as the control tower allows us, we'll depart

We're fifth in order

"Mr. Profanity" Thank you for understanding

You're so fucked, dumbass

What's with the traffic today?

I don't know Maybe, there's an inspection

Ma Jun-kyu is in business class

Mr. Profanity?

- You want me to call him? - No

If not, you have to get married and wipe your father-in-law's ass

Wait a second

Wait, wait

I get "get married" part

But why do I have to wipe father-in-law's ass?

What's the mother-in-law doing?

Is a daughter-in-law a slave? Stupid

That makes sense

Keep that in mind

Okay

- Mr. Ma Jun-kyu? - Would you like one?

No. I'm the executive assistant of chairman of Zha Cai Airlines

Hello

I see

Zha Cai Investments is our subsidiary company

It invested in your recent film, "Mr. Profanity"

Thank you And?

Mr. Chairman is on this flight

Why don't you come and introduce yourself?

- I see, but I need to... - Come with me

It's good to respect your elders

Okay then

Mr. Chairman Mr. Ma Jun-kyu wants to pay his respects

- A movie star? - The name is Ma Jun-kyu

He's a famous Korean movie star Our company invested in his film

Recently, he made the front page news by impregnating a girl group member

Say hello, Mr. Ma

She's not pregnant

Nice to meet you

I think it can happen at a young age

I haven't seen your film, but I'll be sure to download it someday

Go back to your things Don't mind me

Good job

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for waiting. We'll now depart

Please fasten your seatbelt Enjoy your flight

This is a captain speaking We a sorry from making wake to long

we are going to take off soon

Please check your seat belt again Thank you

I am eating alone Watching movie alone

Singing alone and I cry and cry

You're gone

Regrets are useless

Alone again today

Let's go

Roger that Bobby 082 cleared for takeoff

Oh my captain Take off. So long

All set Takeoff thrust

90.5 Set

Check

80

Check

- V1 - V1

- Rotate - Rotate

Positive rate

Landing gear up

I am eating alone Watching movie alone

I am eating alone Watching movie alone

Thanks, fuckers

Fuckers! Fuckers!

- Congratulations - Thanks

You taste funny

What's wrong? Kiss me one more time

No. Later

One more time One more time

One more time One more time

One more time One more time

One more time One more time

One more time One more time

Would you like a wet towel? It's hot

It's hot, fucking bitch!

Pardon?

I'm so sorry

It came out wrong I'm sorry

It's because of my movie character I'm sorry

Did you see my movie? I'm sorry

Please forget what you heard

It's all right Enjoy your rest

Why did he curse?

I'll find out

Can I help you?

Why did Mr. Ma curse?

I'm not sure I'll find out

Mr. Chairman has heart condition Tell Mr. Ma to refrain from cursing

Yes, ma'am I'm sorry

Are you okay?

Don't talk about my heart I'm just curious to why he cursed

No He should be careful

Stop talking about it Don't make me talk too much

Yes, sir

Ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking

Our flight time from Japan Haneda Airport to Seoul Gimpo Airport

will be 2 hours and 5 minutes

Due to Typhoon Asari, it's currently

raining with thunderstorms in Seoul

However, this won't affect our flight

We'll arrive in an hour and 20 minutes

Please fasten your seatbelt while seated Thank you

Good evening ladies and gentleman This is your captain speaking

Welcome abroad our flight from Japan Haneda International Airport

to Seoul Gimpo International Airport

Our flight time will be approximately two hours and five minutes take off to touchdown

Sit back and relax. Enjoy the flight Thank you. Thank you very much

He called me a fucking bitch

I know Why did he call you that?

- Because of the wet towel - Why?

The towel was hot so he called me a fucking bitch

What did you tell him?

I just looked at him

It felt weird

It was oddly thrilling to be cursed at by an actor in person

He was just like Mr. Profanity

I'm jealous, you pervert

Isn't fuckin biatch curse word, yes?

It's a curse word with two meanings

In Korean, it's a romantic expression between true lovers. Understand?

- Why would you teach her that? - I see

Is it too hard?

Fuckin biatch

- Would you like hot pepper paste? - No thanks

Would you like wine?

I want persimmon punch without pine nuts

There are no pine nuts in our persimmon punch

- Really? - Enjoy your dinner

- Chitterlings cooked okay? - They're great

Here's your bibimbap I removed all the ground beef

Thank you Do you have soybean paste?

I'm sorry We don't have soybean paste

Bibimbap is best with soybean paste Okay then, give me wasabi

Sorry We don't have wasabi either

I'm sorry Would you like more hot pepper paste?

That will be too salty

I'm not obsessed with hot pepper paste

Give me one more fried egg

Sunny-side up or over hard?

Sunny-side up, please

Enjoy your meal

- Miss - Yes

Do you have mayonnaise?

Sorry We don't have any

- Excuse me - Yes

This meal is disappointing

I'm sorry

Would you like more wine?

No thanks

I'm fine

Yes, sir

Isn't it too sour?

In-flight wine is like that

Not the ones from your airlines

You have sensitive taste buds

I need to thank you for that

I have a sudden craving for mutton kebabs

What you want?

I need a glass of water

Warm, cool, cold, yes?

Cool water, please

Cool water is cold, yes?

Cold water, please

Thank you, yes

Miss

- Yes? - Wait a second

I'll explain it to you Let me see

If you put something cold in your mouth

This is cold

If you put something cool in your mouth

This is cool Do you understand?

So sorry, yes

It's okay I'll talk to you later

Can I get your business card?

I have no I bring you, yes

- Okay - Yes

Cute

Here, yes

Stop it You fucking bitch

So sorry So sorry

- I'm sorry. It's okay - So sorry

- It's okay - So sorry. So sorry

- The plane was shaking - So sorry. So sorry

It's okay. Don't be sorry It's okay

I'm sorry It's because of my film character

Okay, yes

I know the word I'm okay, yes

So sorry

I'm really sorry

Yes

Ma Jun-kyu is wild

I think it's because of his character in "Mr. Profanity"

It's okay

Oh my! What happened?

I'm sorry

Are you okay?

It's because the plane shook suddenly

I'll dry you off with a towel

Dry towel, please

Okay

I'm sorry Do you have extra pants?

I'll clean

I apologize again

It's okay. I have my fault Can you just clean this?

Yes

I have in-flight pajamas Would you like to wear them?

I can't wear those

You might change your mind I'll bring them in case

Excuse me Can I have those pajamas?

My pants are too tight

Yes, sir Follow me

Hold on, please

Sweetie, I can understand why you're cursing

I'm sorry It's because of my film character

You're so awesome Hope you get out of the character soon

If it's okay, I can introduce you to a good psychiatrist

It's okay

If you change your mind before we arrive, let me know

Okay

He say to me

What's up?

Let's go clean Ma Jun-kyu's penis

Okay

Huh?

What's this?

What?

- I do it, yes - Thank you

- I'm sorry - It's okay

- I'll clean the important spot - I'm sorry

I should've held the cup correctly

No

It's not her fault I'm at fault here. I'm sorry

Yes, ma'am

I need to speak to your chief

Just let go It's okay

- Are we in a cattle market? - My apologies

Is this a cattle town?

I apologize I'll let the chief know

I'm fine

What's wrong with him?

Oh my!

I'm fine I cut myself shaving

I'm fine

I'm sure you've seen many bloody special effects makeup

I'm fine

You spilled something there

Don't worry about me

Things happen in life

I'm fine

Miss Can I get something to drink?

Yes

Cabin crew, please be seated

I'm sorry

- Don't worry - I'm sorry

I guess I don't have any luck with this airline

Mr. Ma. You can't stop cursing because you eat meat

Okay, sir

- Mr. Ma, can I ask a question? - Yes

Is the newspaper article true?

I'm curious, too Please explain

I think it's all because of my popularity

The reporter was seriously mistaken

Mary and I are just church friends

Pregnant? What's next? They'll say she's giving birth next month

I pity those reporters

I see

I have faith in you, Mr. Ma Cheer up

Cheer up

Stop eating meat

Due to the typhoon ahead, the air is unstable

- Please keep your seat belts fastened - Big bro, go take a shit

What?

Is the typhoon still there?

I don't think it'll affect our landing

Get me Gimpo

Okay

And stop spilling food on the control panel

All right

Hello? Please wait

I have Gimpo on the line

Dae-kyu, we're coming in now

Hey, gamester It's really windy today

You sure you wanna come in?

Just light up the runway and stay awake

Get your gear out and don't chicken out

You still fly in your undies?

- Yo, let's put our pants on - Let me just finish this

Are you ill?

Are you okay? Would you like to put some antiseptic?

I'm fine Don't worry about me

I've seen it in movies Rambo did it like this

Just like this

Is there any place I can lie down?

I heard that there's a place on the aircraft for employees of pursers

or above to sleep

I bled more than I thought

This aircraft doesn't have any space of such

Even if there's such place, we can't allow you for security reasons

The seat you're in right now It tilts back 120 degrees

Can I get a new towel?

Yes

I won't repeat twice Leave us

Yes, ma'am

Forget about Ma Jun-kyu and pay attention to Mr. Chairman

Why is he cursing so much? Little fucker

He says it's because of his film character

Even for a movie, it's stupid for a famous person to be so vulgar

Chief, isn't the word vulgar too harsh?

Whatever Every curse word is vulgar

You didn't see "Mr. Profanity", did you?

No. For a film or not, you age horribly if you curse

You can get bell's palsy

Excuse me, Mr. Ma

You're excused

I apologize but that man

with heart condition feels uncomfortable with your cursing

I need you to cut down on cursing

I'm sorry It came out subconsciously

Please Thank you

Yes

I cry and cry You're gone

Regrets are useless

I am eating alone

Watching movie alone

We'll land at Gimpo International Airport in 20 minutes

Please turn off all electronic devices

Please return seat backs and folding trays in their upright position

Miss. This looks like a typhoon Are we okay?

Yes, we're okay

We're about to land Please fasten your seatbelt

I already did

- Miss - Yes

Can you bring me a black vinyl bag? I feel really nauseous today

That bastard thinks he's a king, flying business class

There's a bag under your seat

Thank you

Miss. Miss

Yes

Do you think this is going to scar?

I hope it does, bastard

You'll be fine I'll take a look later

Excuse me, mister

Could you talk quietly?

I'm sorry. I didn't think about you people over there

My apologies

Our flight will soon crash

What the fuck?

That bastard cursed again

Mr. Ma, are you going to continue this?

Why are you cursing?

If you continue, we'll have to reconsider our investment in your films

Didn't you hear the announcement?

Pull yourself together I won't say twice

Princess

Mr. Ma, are you okay?

We'll land soon Please hold on

I'm sorry I thought I heard something

Are you okay?

Yes. I'm fine Didn't the captain say we'll crash?

No, he said we'll land

Right?

Of course, we'll land How did I hear that wrong?

It's okay

Lord, are you here? I was mistaken

I told you to stay off the meat

Shit

Are we flying back up?

Yes They'll take care of it

I feel a little dizzy

It's because you were playing video games You want me to massage your hand?

No thanks

Why isn't autopilot working?

I think the wind is too strong

Switch it to manual

No, let's try again on autopilot

I apologize but the air is very unstable in Gimpo

We failed to land because of the heavy winds

We'll try landing safely another way

Please don't get up from your seat and keep your seatbelt fastened

Sir, are you okay? Do you want me to hold your hand?

Yeah

If you feel queasy, let me know

I'm okay for now

Why is that stupid actor cursing so much?

I think it's a habit

I warned him He should stop

Thanks

Would you like a candy?

Yeah

Is it a cinnamon?

Yes, sir

It's weird but today reminds me of the old days

What's wrong with you?

You should've changed our route in this condition

I know you don't have any standbys

Are you drunk?

The wind is blowing sideways You can't fly straight down

Be cool Like when you play cards

Are you kidding me?

No, I'm not kidding with you, bastard

I stopped kidding with you when you won

all my money and left me without cab fare

You want fire engines?

How many ambulances?

I got you, asshole Watch me land this plane

Don't chicken out like an idiot

Hey, let's go down again

Roger that Clear, baby oh my captain

Mister, we're going in again

Yo, fasten your seatbelt

Are you scared? Why are you sweating like a dick?

No, I just sprayed some facial spray

Lord, the flight attendants are starting to get nervous

The flight attendants who have flown hundreds of times look grim

Please forgive all my sins

and oversee our plane until the end, Lord

We're landing

Lord, help our plane land safely

- This is unusual - It's even fun

- This normal in Okinawa, yes - Good for you

- Purser, are you nervous? - No but you are

Lord, our plane is tilting to the right and trying to land again

Lord, make your arms be our landing gear and guide us safely to the ground

I think we have a serious problem

But if your back becomes our runway, our plane will land safely

Shit

Lord, the girl that I hurt is on this plane She slapped me across the face

Please let that be my last punishment, Lord

I'm eating alone

Watching movie alone

Father!

This way

Is it bad?

I went to check and she was foaming at the mouth

- I'm sorry - Chan-mi, be careful

Cho-rong, go to Zone D and take care of passengers

Okay

- She suddenly fainted - Is she drunk?

She didn't drink any alcohol But she ate a lot

- It could be acute indigestion - I saw it, too. She ate a lot

I think it might be acute indigestion

We're not medical students and gathering here won't do anything

Go back to your station

Go check if there's a doctor on the plane

Yes

I'm a fan

Thank you

Water, yes

Yes

Slippery, fuck!

- What happened? - I'm sorry. I slipped

- Go get a doctor - Okay

I'm sorry, ma'am

- Mr. Ma. You can't do this - I'm sorry

- You can't put this here - Emergency!

Excuse me Is there a doctor on the plane?

- Emergency right now - What's she saying?

Please to the business class

That's not where you put it It goes in the butt hole

Done, yes

- Do it again correctly in Korean - Okay

Ma'am, I'm sorry

Please doctor to the business class

- Why doesn't her Korean get better? - I know

Hurry, yes

- Done, yes - A dry towel

You didn't bring a dry towel?

I'll get it

You drive me nuts

- Does this run on batteries? - Don't know, yes

Are you okay?

It's bitter

Do you want a candy?

I don't like cinnamon

I apologize We failed again

We tried tilting the body at an angle and approaching the runway

but due to heavy winds, the right landing gear failed to extend

Ladies and gentlemen, please don't worry

and have faith in me

We'll head to Incheon and try landing

We'll land this plane in Incheon

Excuse me I asked for your business card

I look I get you after this

Okay

Hello

Third time's the charm

I'm not going, fucker You listen to me

Listen to what, bitch

You're heading to Incheon Aren't you?

The Incheon wind will break your wings

No matter how much I've disappointed you How could you?

That fucking asshole

You think we'll be okay?

Put your pants on, bitch

Is she doing better?

Yes

Don't just rub her hands but massage her temples

Where temples?

Here

Okay

I am eating alone Watching movie alone

I get drunk alone

Sir, can you stop playing your temple block?

It's making me dizzy

I'm sorry I'm nervous

I'll change the rhythm

That's not what I'm saying

Do you think I should get angry at this point?

No, sir. I'll talk You've got an image to keep up

It might be hard on your heart Please do your abdominal respiration

Are you a doctor?

Pardon?

Are you a doctor?

No, I need to shit right now

It's in the front Please hurry back to your seat

I'm sorry

You can't go around right now

I'm a doctor Who's the patient? Where?

Here

Where? Here? Where? Over there?

Take off your glasses Are you okay?

What happened?

Thank you. I cut myself shaving I cleaned it with rice wine

- You'll be okay. Good job - Do you think it'll scar?

Doctor, that's not the patient

- She's here - Wait

You did a good job You'll be fine

Thank you

- Is this the patient? - What's your area of specialty?

I'm an ophthalmologist

Hello, Mr. Ma I'm a fan

Doctor, please take a look at this lady

Okay. Wait a second Let me see

She's foaming at the mouth

Is she pregnant?

No, I think it's just her belly

Do you think she'll survive?

Wait. It could be ascites Don't take it lightly

Luckily, it's not ascites

That's good

- Will she survive? - Wait

I have the result

She went into a shock I need to open up her airway

It's good that she's still breathing

That's really good

We have to put her in comfortable position

She needs good blood circulation Removing shoes and pants help

But that would be embarrassing for her

Right

- So leave the pants on - Thank you

- Bend here - Okay

- If you bend it too much, she'll die - Okay

She has good lower body

Very muscular Is she a soccer player?

Doctor, that's not important

With strong lower body, she can better survive the shock

Mr. Ma. Don't panic and listen Your nose is bleeding

Mr. Ma, are you okay? Look at me in the eyes

When someone talks to you, look them in the eyes

Mr. Ma

How are things in Incheon?

It's not so good Can you come back in an hour?

Where can we go for an hour? We have to land right now

Didn't you check it in Haneda?

Of course we did

I'm not too sure but try landing

I'm sure Captain Han will take care of it

Okay

What's wrong with everybody today?

Let's just go

- Honey, put this on - Okay

Are you okay, sir?

Chief

I'm sorry I'll be with you in a second

Miss I don't have an oxygen mask

It's okay. It doesn't matter We'll land soon

Does this mean there's no oxygen in the aircraft?

This is a $1,300 business class seat

Shit

Fuck

Don't curse

I'm sorry

Other airlines won't even dream of having malfunctioning oxygen masks

Mister, please be quiet

I'm sorry, sir Please hold on

Be gentle

I'm sorry, sir

You're making me upset today

Don't panic. Oxygen masks fall down with small impact

They're like airbags

If you want, you can use them If not, don't use

Why are people acting as if we'll crash?

Are we really going to crash?

Shut up

You little shit

Hey

Pay attention

Are you okay, sir?

Let it go Stop everything

Are you really okay?

Stop it, bitch

You're too hyped up today

Watch out for the bridge

We have dinner ready

Soo-young, what are you doing here?

Would you like chicken or beef?

- Soo-young? - Would you like wine?

What are you doing?

Hot pepper paste?

What hot pepper paste?

It's hot

It's hot, fucking bitch

Ouch

Kind and merciful Lord

Yes, I'm a sinner You must be busy today

I know you're busy, but you have to hear my prayer, Lord

Please let our plane land safely anywhere, Lord

I'll pay my tithe honestly from now on Go to church more and sign autographs nicely

I'll personally bring paper, Lord

You said there's no prayer that crashes a plane on the ground

Most importantly, I've greatly sinned toward Soo-young

I broke her heart with scandals and put a dagger through her heart, Lord

Please forgive my sins Save me and help poor Soo-young

Please have mercy on me

and let this plane land safely anywhere, Lord

Give me a chance to pay for my sins

Lord, I'll call her right now and ask for forgiveness

He said it works

Come on

Fucking come on

Lord, the phone isn't working

This is the captain speaking We failed to land at Incheon

When we departed Haneda, Gimpo Airport gave us clearance

But due to strong wind of over 40m/s in Seoul and Incheon

We failed to land twice at Gimpo and once at Incheon

Now, we only have one more chance to land

You must be fucking proud

We can't continue to attempt landing

due to fuel shortage

It'll be difficult to land anywhere within Korean peninsula

We'll head to either Jeju or Fukuoka to refuel and fly back to Gimpo

Don't cry

We'll quickly decide on the landing site and let you know

I'll turn off the air conditioner from now

There are things you shouldn't say

I apologize once again

Fukuoka is cutting it close

Okay. Let's go to Jeju Check the condition

Jeju Tower? Bobby 082

You want to come in now?

Yes

We went to Gimpo, then to Incheon, but the wind was too strong to land

We're coming in over there

What are you talking about?

Do you know what time it is?

We turned off the lights already

We don't have much fuel left We have to land

Don't you know Jeju is famous for strong winds?

Are your propellers still working?

We can't afford to joke around

This is the captain Turn the lights on. We're coming in now

Do you know how many times I've called for help?

I guess you have better things to do than to tend the passengers

I'm sorry

What's your name?

It's Kim Hwal-ran

Ms. Kim, what are you going to do now?

I'm sorry

The captain says we don't have fuel My oxygen mask didn't drop down

I don't know if it's the airline or the seat that is unlucky for me

I'm so confused

I'm sorry

Please do something to make me feel better about this flight

I'll direct you to a seat where there's an oxygen mask

Thank you

What took you so long?

We don't have enough fuel?

I apologize

Didn't I mention about the chairman's heart condition?

I apologize

He has fainted

He's not sleeping?

What are you doing?

I'm sorry

Sir, are you awake?

Did you slap a person again?

No

Stop lying Look at his red cheek

I'm sorry

Please leave

Yes Enjoy your flight

Chun-nyeo, looking at you snapping today, you remind me of my ex-wife

Please don't say that

Please don't snap

Yes, sir

Ladies and gentlemen We're heading to Jeju

We expected Typhoon Languimi to change its course toward Japan

We failed to land because it merged with Typhoon Asari

and formed more powerful hurricanes

However, I, Captain Han Ki-bum, swear

that I'll land this plane safely no matter what

So ladies and gentlemen, please don't worry

I've landed planes in far worse situations

without any casualties

I'm an experienced pilot of Bobby Airlines

I've landed a plane without landing gear

In case of emergency, please stow away sharp items like jewelries

When we land on the runway,

place your hands over your head and keep your head down

Please follow my instruction

- I love you - I love you, too

Our Father in heaven,

hallowed be your name,

your kingdom come,

your will be done,

on earth as in heaven

On Soo-young's birthday,

I told her I'd go see her after filming

But I was tired and it was troublesome

So I lied that we had to film all night

When we ate together,

I always pestered her to eat fast

I lost so many couple's rings that I bought 30 rings in advance

I lied to her every time a scandal broke out

I loved her in my selfish ways

Lord, Father

Please get rid of my selfish ways

Amen

The weird thing is

I'm most sorry about pestering her to eat fast, Lord

Please let me love her in a more responsible way, Lord

I'm sorry

When you get up, I'll take a picture with you

I'll take that

Okay

Whatever Are you volunteering a good deed?

You look like shit

I'm sorry

I'm contemplating how to screw you

Chan-mi, let's talk after we land safely

I'll be waiting

I'll take that

Okay

Do you have any other accessories?

- No - Thank you

Do you know her?

She plays the piano at my church choir

It's so weird meeting you in person

Thank you

I didn't know you've landed a plane without landing gear

We're all okay, right?

I lied about everything Don't talk to me. I'm nervous

Shit

Let's get down

We'll land in 20 minutes

Chun-nyeo, they said to stow away your accessories

Yes, sir

I've never seen clouds like this, fuck

- I think it'll rip our plane in half - What if the landing gear fails again?

Why are you saying that?

If it wasn't for that bastard Jang, we would've landed at Gimpo

- Let's do our best till the end - What do you mean by till the end?

I've never flown manually

I've never flown manually

I've never flown manually

This is his first time flying manually

Fucking assholes, bitches!

I can't fucking help it You fucking assholes

If you play like that

Fuck!

Ouch! Fucking hell

Who the fuck is Jang and why didn't he let us land?

Fuck!

Lady, actors don't carry paper

Fucking Zha Cai

She's not fucking pregnant

Mr. Ma, please calm down

The towel is too hot

A business card

I fucking told you not to hum when I'm praying

I told you not to take my picture

You won't die You don't fucking need to use this

Why are you people fucking whispering?

I need to kill the fucking captain

Mr. Ma. Please don't do this Go back to your seat

Mr. Ma Jun-kyu

Cho-rong!

That went fucking right in

Fuck that hurts

Mr. Ma. This is the last warning Go back to your seat

Fucking purser What do you have in your hands?

Mr. Ma. If you don't calm down, I'll count to three and fire

You can count more I bet that would fucking hurt

- One - Two

- Two and a half - Two

I lost count, three

- Stop - Three and a fucking half

- Fire - Stop

- Fucking five, fucking six - Taser, taser, taser

Mr. Ma Jun-kyu?

Yes. 8:50 P.M.

It was delayed all day Will the plane depart?

We're headed to the airport

Can you call me back at this number?

What are you going to do? Okay

Sorry but can we go to the hotel instead?

What are you saying?

The last flight was cancelled

Good I shouldn't be on a plane today

Let's go take a bath

Why does my chest hurt?

What's wrong?

I don't know

Why did you open the window?

It smells like urine in the car I need to air it out

Mister. I didn't pee Close the window

It's okay to pee a little

- You're at that age to piss everywhere - Why isn't this working?

What's wrong with this car?

Why is this car flying?

Mister, land this car What are you doing?

Hurry and land this car

How can you say that with the radio on?

Fuck

What are you going to do?

Say something

I don't know if it's okay to take someone down with a giraffe tranquilizer

I read it in the user manual that it's okay

Don't worry It's a temporary state of shock

He'll be up in 20 minutes

Mr. Ma. If you can hear me, blink once

Good job

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

I was nervous I don't know what to say

But my life is also on the line I'll land this plane no matter what

Ladies and gentlemen

I have a dog named Bingo

He's a beagle He's so cute

He follows me around everywhere

I miss Bingo so much

I also miss my separated wife and daughter

I, Captain Han, will now try to land this plane

Please be patient

I know you're not supposed to, but smokers may smoke one cigarette

Just don't tell anyone

Have my business card, yes?

What are you talking about? Why would I have your business card?

Sir

Sir

We're alive

Thanks to you, I think I've matured spiritually

Go us!

Go me!

Thank you so much

Thank you

I eat alone

Alone

This is why I'm losing hair

True

Ladies and gentlemen Please remain seated

until the aircraft has come to a full stop

Sir

Sir

Mr. Heo Seung-bok

How can you go like this?

You survived all the calamities

Don't leave me like this

I became your wife just three hours ago

Oh no, sir

Please don't leave me

Hope Zha Cai Airlines chairman stuff doesn't affect us

I think it will

Shit

I'm hungry. I know a great grilled cutlass fish place in Jeju

Are you okay where I slapped you?

Yeah

You did great today

Jang Dae-kyu bastard I don't think they'll let me fly again

I even know how to fly manually now

You were great today

This is Captain Han

We have safely landed at Jeju International Airport

All thanks to everybody on board and your help

We fought against the fierce wind and after four trials,

we have landed safely against the curse of jealous people

After we refuel here in Jeju, we'll head to Gimpo International Airport

If you wish to stay in Jeju, fill out the forms

from the flight attendants

We'll take care of your accommodation and flight tomorrow

I apologize once again

Who are you?

I'm a doctor

Are you okay?

Mr. Ma? What happened here?

Where's my ring and watch?

You lost consciousness

Flight attendant directed to undo your jewelries

Wait You passed out

I performed emergency procedure so you survived

Really? Thank you, doctor

Mr. Ma, you must be my lucky charm Thank you

Let's take a picture to celebrate this occasion

I'll pass but I'll take a picture of you two

No Let's take a picture in Gimpo

Gimpo? Where are we?

We're in Jeju

That's even better

Can I get a kiss on the cheek for waking up alive?

I'm sorry I can't do kisses

Toughen up Think of me as your mom

Okay, Gimpo then

Gimpo Thank you

Is she okay?

Yes, don't worry

- She woke up fine - Thank you

Mr. Ma, are you okay? I'm sorry about earlier

I was paralyzed

Under the aviation law, I had to fire the gun

Please understand

You'll be okay, but if you feel bad physically,

please contact me

Okay

Have a good trip

Sweetie, we're going

Yes

Cheer up, Ma Jun-kyu

Okay

Mr. Ma. Pull your chin down a bit

Three, two, one

Great job I'll be waiting for your next film

Thank you

Mr. Ma Can I get an autograph?

My Buddhist nun friend is a big fan

Here you go

Cut down on the meat

- Are you okay? - Yes

The seats are great here

I was proud of your cursing earlier

Whatever Forget it

You want to stay here for the night?

If you want, I'll change the schedule

You said you couldn't change

Under these special circumstances, I'll push it harder

No. I'm tired Is that okay with you?

Sure Take a rest

Did you pee in your pants?

Did you think twice before you said that?

I spilled water How old do you think I am?

See you later

You stay Jeju tonight?

No, we're going to Gimpo

Okay

Excuse me What's your name?

Minamito, yes

Ms. Minamito. I've been asking for your business card

Give it to me I'm his manager

- You know Mr. Ma Jun-kyu? - Yes

Famous man, yes?

Your rice wine ad good

Please give me your business card

I'm hosting a benefit for testicular cancer patients

next week and I'd like to invite you

Thank you

But no business card So sorry

Don't be sorry Just give me your number

Good, yes

Cabin crew, promptly collect the forms

and submit them to chief purser

Wait, yes?

Okay where you got shot?

You got shot?

Mr. Jun-kyu I come back again

Go your seat, yes

- Okay, I'll go - Okay

Hey, did you get shot?

All right Be careful

Hope you have a pleasant

and memorable journey with Bobby Airlines

We'll do our best to make it memorable

Great love, great moment, great flight

Bobby Airlines

The bill came out to be $1,700 that night

$1,700? What did you eat?

What are you saying?

Chan-mi, I want to apologize properly

Go ahead

I'm sorry I left without saying anything that morning. I was wrong

I'm not mad because you ordered champagne and food

in my room and left without paying

I know

No matter how drunk you were, you should've left a memo

You're right

Did you vomit?

Why?

You smell funny

No Keep talking

I let you in because I liked you

You could've at least left a phone number

When I got up that morning

I had to leave fast

I had a morning schedule

My manager even called the police for a missing persons report

Which is why you should've left a memo

What now? You want a chance to make up?

Are you getting a drink with me tonight or what?

Tonight?

I'd love to but I have to go to a film shoot as soon as I arrive

I'll make it up to you soon I promise

Fine

You're cute

Hey, Chan-mi

You know that Japanese flight attendant?

The one with a mole on her face Can you call her for me?

She has something of mine

She got off in Jeju

Really?

Okay I'll call you

What are you doing?

Nothing

I think you recorded something

No. I didn't What do you need?

- Isn't that a recorder? - Wait. What are you doing?

- Let me check - Wait. What are you doing to me?

- Who are you? - Don't touch me

- I have eczema - Give it to me and stop fooling around

- It itches here - Let me see

Give it to me

What's going on here?

- I think he recorded me. I need to check - Miss, I have eczema

Mr. Ma Jun-kyu This man is a reporter

Geez people

I just wanted to hear a movie star's voice

Why can't a reporter be a fan?

My uncle is a big fan of yours

So I recorded a little You can barely hear it

Samkuk Tongil?

Yes, I'm a reporter for Samkuk Tongil Sports Newspaper

Kim What are these Chinese characters?

Hyun-ki Hyun means black and Ki means body

So you're Reporter Kim Hyun-ki? The one who wrote my recent article?

It's so good to see you

I interviewed you for the film, "Mr. Profanity"

You don't remember me, do you?

I guess you could've not remembered me

You don't remember me

Delete the recording

Yes, sir

You don't make a good living, do you?

It's been tough since the Asian financial crisis of 1997

Good luck

Go us

You must be tired today

Can I get you a cup of coffee?

No, I'm okay

Okay

If you don't mind

Can I take one picture with you?

My husband is also an actor You're his role model

He'd be so happy when I tell him that I met you today

- Really? Please have a seat - Really?

What's your husband's name?

You won't know He's not famous

That doesn't matter

Right?

Did the urine dry?

I'm so sorry about earlier

It's okay Your secret is safe with me

Thank you

I'll send in a customer appreciation card

Were you asleep? Didn't you see my text from this afternoon?

Yeah I just got in

Soo-young, today was horrible Because of the typhoon, we stopped by in Jeju

I peed on the plane A person died right in front of me

I'm in Seoul

I read your stuff on Footbook

You don't have to worry about that article

I'm not on good terms with the reporter He intentionally wrote that

Your bags are here

Soo-young, trust me I just ran into Mary

You know we're in a prayer group together

How can you say that to a churchgoer?

What else do you do in church besides praying?

All right Soo-young, I'm sorry

I came to Seoul to see you I didn't go to Japan for vacation

The car is almost here

If you want to think that way, do it I'm tired. I'll call you tomorrow

You seem indifferent

How many times do I have to say that I didn't?

Go get my bag I'll call you after I get my bag

- I already did - Then go back to sleep

Can we grab a hamburger on the way?

I'm on the phone

I wasn't talking to you

Soo-young, don't get angry Just listen to me

Paparazzi are always following me It's nonsense that I'd go on a date with her

Why don't you believe me? Why?

Fine Think that way

Okay. Hang up Shit

Hope you had a good flight

Thanks

Let's get in

Wait I'll be right back

Why? Not again

I got the wrong bag

Fucking hell

How many times did I tell you to fucking double-check?

Why do you make it so difficult today?

You go get the fucking bag and I'll fucking ride a taxi again

What the fuck is the matter with you?

You fucking bitch What did you just say?

Is that the only thing you can say to me?

Don't you know who I am doing this for?

I know you're fucking famous, but you can't do this to me

Even for a movie character, you fucking asshole

How can you talk to me that way?

I talked to who about your nose job?

You said I told people about your fucking nose job

What the fuck, you fucking dick?

I make a little over $1,000 a month

That's not enough to listen to your bitching

When you hook up with a girl,

you always bitch whether I wait or not

Fucking player You're a bad breed

I fucking taught you how to curse for "Mr. Profanity"

You ungrateful bitch

You fucking learned everything about cursing from me

How can you do this to me?

You little shit Fucking asshole

Go get your fucking bag yourself

Start the car

Fucker

See you later

Mr. Ma Jun-kyu?

I heard you got off in Jeju

I was in the cockpit

Oh, the cockpit

Can I get the rest of your number?

Yes