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♪ YOU HAVE FORSAKEN
ALL THE LOVE YOU'VE TAKEN ♪
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♪ SLEEPIN' ON A RAZOR
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♪ THERE'S NOWHERE
LEFT TO FALL ♪
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♪ YOUR BODY'S ACHIN',
EVERY BONE IS BREAKIN' ♪
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♪ NOTHING SEEMS TO SHAKE IT,
IT JUST KEEPS HOLDIN' ON ♪
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♪ AH AH AH AH-AH
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♪ AH AH AH
AH AH AH-AH ♪
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♪ AH AH AH-AH
AH AH AH-AH ♪
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♪ AH AH AH-AH AH
AH AH AH-AH ♪
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♪ YOUR SOUL IS ABLE,
DEATH IS ALL YOU CRADLE ♪
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♪ SLEEPIN' ON THE NAILS,
THERE'S NOWHERE LEFT TO FALL ♪
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♪ YOU HAVE ADMIRED,
EVERY MAN DESIRES ♪
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♪ EVERYONE IS KING...
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OH!
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LET GO OF ME.
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CAN'T DO THAT,
SONNY BOY.
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I AM NOT YOUR BOY,
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AND YOU KINDLY
WILL LET GO, GODDAMN IT!
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WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
FOR CHRIST SAKE!
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THIS IS REAL ARMANI.
MY FATHER WILL SUE YOUR ASS!
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I DON'T CARE IF MARY, MOTHER
OF GOD, WEAVED IT HERSELF.
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YOU ARE NOT KILLING YOURSELF ON MY BEAT.
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I WAS SIMPLY TAKING
A LEISURELY STROLL
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TO VISIT
MY POETRY PROFESSOR
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IN HOBOKEN,
YOUR HONOR,
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WHEN THIS VERY LARGE
POLICEMAN ACCOSTS ME
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FROM NOWHERE,
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APPLIES A NO DOUBT
STEROIDS-INDUCED THRASHING,
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AND CONJURES WHAT'S PROBABLY
A $150 TAILORING REPAIR JOB
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ON MY BILL BLASS.
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HE CLAIMED
IT WAS ARMANI.
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- SCREW THE COUTURE.
- CO-WHO?
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BLESS YOU,
OFFICER FRANKLIN.
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AND OVERALL,
I MIGHT SAY, JUDGE...
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KAMEL.
- NO. KARMEL.
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YES, KARAMEL.
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THIS VERY LARGE GENTLEMAN,
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AND SUPPOSED PROTECTOR
OF THE COURT,
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PROVED HIMSELF TO BE
EXTREMELY INHOSPITABLE.
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NEVERTHELESS, IN THE SPIRIT
OF THE CHRISTMAS SEASON,
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I'M WILLING TO DROP ALL CHARGES
AGAINST HIM IF YOU'LL JUST KINDLY...
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WHAT, REMOVE
THE HANDCUFFS?
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AND MAY 16th IS NOT
TYPICALLY THOUGHT OF
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AS A WINTER HOLIDAY.
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YOU'RE GETTING TO BE
A REGULAR HERE, DANIEL TOPLER.
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IT'S UNUSUAL TO SEE EVEN
YOUNG DRUG ADDICTS LIKE YOU HERE
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THREE TIMES A MONTH.
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YELLOW WALLS DO NOTHING
FOR THE DECOR.
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- WHY ARE THE LIGHTS SO DIM?
- TOPLER!
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ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?
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SEND HIM BACK TO
THE REHAB CLINIC AGAIN.
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AND GET SOMEONE TO WIPE UP
THAT DROOL, OFFICER FRANKLIN.
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DR. FRANKENSTEIN,
I PRESUME.
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I'M DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN.
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AND I'M FELIX THE CAT.
MEOW.
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LET ME OUTTA HERE,
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OR I WILL KICK
YOUR 2,000-YEAR-OLD ASS
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FROM HERE TO
KINGDOM COME.
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FUCK!!
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OH, I MUST SAY,
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YOU DON'T LOOK SO HOT
YOURSELF, DR. BERNAISE.
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- BERNSTEIN.
- YES, BERN-STINE.
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WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND WE'LL
CHAT A WHILE. I COULD USE THE COMPANY.
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BUT FIRST, WOULD YOU MIND
SCRATCHING MY NOSE?
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SOME FLY PROBABLY SENT BY
A RIGHT-WING NEO-NAZI
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LUFTWAFFE HAS BEEN
DIVE-BOMBING ME.
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A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.
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AH!
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YOU ARE A HEALER.
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AS A CSN&Y SONG GOES,
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"I'M NOT FEELING
UP TO PAR."
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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD
CUT MY HAIR,
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BECAUSE I ALMOST DID BEFORE
I JUMPED OVER MARTHA.
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THE BRIDGE, THAT IS.
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LINDA.
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OH. OH, NO.
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OH, YES.
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OOH. OOH-OOH.
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HELP.
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SAVE ME, PLEASE.
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GOOD MORNING!
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GOOD MORNING, DANIEL!
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HURRY UP
FOR BREAKFAST.
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THE VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT
STARTS SOON.
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I'LL HAVE WHIPPED CREAM
LICKED OFF YOUR BREASTS.
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I'M NOT ON
THE MENU, DANIEL.
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WHY SCREW MY OLD MAN
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WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
A YOUNG STUD LIKE ME, ELAINE?
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WELL, I SEE YOU'RE
VERY MUCH AT HOME HERE, DANIEL.
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DR. BERNSTEIN.
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WHAT DAY IS THIS?
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SATURDAY, 9:00 A.M.
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YOU HAD
QUITE A NAP.
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I SEE YOUR FATHER'S MILLIONS
HAVE FURNISHED THE ROOM
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FROM YOUR
MANHATTAN LOFT.
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HM. HAVE YOU READ THIS?
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ANYONE WHO'S EVER
TAKEN PSYCHOLOGY 101
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HAS READ CARL ROGERS' SEMINAL
WORK ON BECOMING A PERSON.
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ALAS, THERE'S NO TIME
FOR NICETIES.
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GOTTA BE GOING.
TA-TA FOR NOW,
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BUT DUTY CALLS.
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WHEN ONE'S PRESIDENT
BEGS ONE TO SERVE ONE'S COUNTRY,
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CAN ONE REFUSE?
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IT'S HUSH-HUSH.
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TOP SECRET
AND ON THE Q.T.
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SOMETHING ABOUT
A SCROFULOUS TORSO
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LEVITATING FROM
KIM SONG'S TOMB.
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YOU JUST CAN'T TRUST THOSE BASTARD
KOREAN DICTATORS TO STAY DEAD.
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WHERE ARE THE STANDARDS,
ANYHOW?
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BY THE WAY, DID MY DAD
HAVE MY CAR BROUGHT AROUND YET?
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SHALL I CALL LINDA AGAIN?
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NO. THAT WON'T
BE NECESSARY.
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CAN WE TALK?
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OKAY, DOC. SIT DOWN.
TAKE A LOAD OFF.
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SURE, LET'S BE PALS,
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BUT IT DEPENDS.
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IT DEPENDS, HUH?
ON WHAT?
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ON JUST WHAT KIND OF
HEADSHRINKER YOU ARE.
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MY OWN PREFERENCE LEANS HEAVILY
TOWARDS THE DRUGGIES.
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PSYCHO-PHARMACOLOGISTS,
YOU MEAN.
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I LOVE THE GREEN PILLS,
BUT YELLOW WORKS FOR ME
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IF IT WORKS FOR YOU.
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THE YELLOWS WORK
FOR YOU, HUH?
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OH, I FEEL
A ROGERIAN COMING ON.
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CARL ROGERS HELPED
MANY, MANY PEOPLE.
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NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT
PUSHING DRUGS,
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I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT BE
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MY SECOND-FAVORITE
KIND OF VOODOO DOCTOR.
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YOU OKAY?
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UH, YEAH.
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DOC?
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WHOA!
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- THANK YOU.
- YEAH.
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I WANNA TELL YOU ABOUT
A DISCUSSION I LEAD.
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OH, MAN, OH, MAN.
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HERE WE GO WITH
THE GROUP THERAPY.
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IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO
ONE MORE SAD SACK
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TELL ME THE PITIFUL STORY
OF HIS LIFE,
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I WILL LOSE MY MIND.
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FORGET ABOUT IT, DOC.
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NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
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THIS IS A BUNCH OF MEN JUST
GETTING TOGETHER TO KIBBUTZ.
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WHAT'S THE CATCH?
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A SCHMOOZE WITH YOUR STIFFS,
AND THEN I'M OUTTA HERE?
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NOT PRECISELY.
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JUST GET TOGETHER
A FEW TIMES.
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A FEW TIMES?
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- YES, MORE OR LESS.
- MORE OR LESS?!
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SIT DOWN!
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NOW, LISTEN TO ME,
YOUNG MAN. LISTEN UP CLOSELY.
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IF YOU EVER
WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE,
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YOU SHOULD TAKE MY OFFER.
YOU UNDERSTAND?
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ALL RIGHT.
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GOOD.
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NOW I'D LIKE YOU TO
JOIN IN A DISCUSSION
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WITH MY SENIOR MEN'S
GROUP.
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YOU ARE KIDDING,
AREN'T YOU?
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WE MEET AT
TEMPLE B'NAl ISRAEL.
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BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO COME BACK HERE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT AT THE MEETINGS.
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A TEMPLE MEN'S GROUP
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FOR DYING PEOPLE.
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THIS REALLY IS RICH.
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A LOT OF US ARE NOT
QUITE AS DEAD AS YOU MAY THINK.
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WHEN I CALL MY DAD,
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HE WILL HAVE ME OUT OF HERE
IN A NANO-SECOND.
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FUN TIME IS OVER.
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THE COURT PUT YOU
IN MY CUSTODY.
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BESIDES, YOUR FATHER
THINKS IT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
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WELL?
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I'M JUST
GIVING YOUR PROPOSAL
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THE UTMOST CAREFUL
CONSIDERATION. NO.
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ALL RIGHT. I'LL BE BACK IN A MONTH
TO SEE IF YOU'VE RECONSIDERED.
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LINDA, JOE.
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PUT YOUR HAND
IN THERE.
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LINDA.
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OKAY.
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OKAY, THIS IS BLACKMAIL!
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I WILL ATTEND YOUR MUMMIFIED
DECAFFEINATED KAFFEE KLATSCH.
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FINE.
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GOOD CHOICE.
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SO SHOULD I BRING
MY OWN DENTURES,
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OR DO YOU PASS ONE SET
AROUND FOR EVERYONE?
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TOMORROW, 8:00 P.M.,
YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN CAR.
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NURSE LINDA WILL GIVE YOU A
PRESCRIPTION TO HELP YOU SLEEP,
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AND AN ANTI-ABUSE PILL.
DO NOT...
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I REPEAT, DO NOT USE
ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL HERE,
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OR YOU WILL REALLY
FEEL LIKE YOU'RE DYING.
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- HELLO.
- DAD.
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I'M BACK HERE AT
THE LIVE FREE OR DIE CLINIC.
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YES, I KNOW.
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- YOU KNOW THAT?
- THEY CALLED ME.
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WELL, I'M GLAD TO GET
A HOLD OF YOU.
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THAT'S A CHANGE.
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NO, REALLY. I'M HAPPY
TO CHAT WITH YOU.
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IN FACT, THE FUNNIEST
THING JUST HAPPENED.
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THIS SHRINK SAID
I'VE GOT TO ATTEND
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SOME ALTA KOCKER
DISCUSSION GROUP.
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ISN'T THAT
A YUK AND A HALF?
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I THINK IT'S
AN EXCELLENT IDEA, DANIEL.
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- DR. BERNSTINE AND I...
- BERNSTEIN.
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DR. BERNSTEIN AND I
CHEWED IT OVER EARLIER TODAY.
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HE'S A HIGHLY REGARDED
EXPERT FOR CASES LIKE YOURS.
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NOW JUST A SECOND, DAD.
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NO, YOU JUST A SECOND,
SONNY BOY.
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I HAVE PLACED YOUR WELFARE
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COMPLETELY IN
THE DOCTOR'S HANDS.
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OBVIOUSLY, YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAVE GOTTEN NOWHERE WITH YOU.
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WHATEVER DR. BERNSTEIN SAYS,
GOES, AND THAT'S THAT.
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FATHER!
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OH, I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT.
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DON'T FORGET TO WRITE.
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NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
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OH, HONEY.
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OH, ALBERT.
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OH, YEAH, OH, YEAH.
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OH. OH, NO.
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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I DON'T THINK
I CAN, DOLL.
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OH... AGAIN!
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JESUS, ALBERT.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
GO ON THAT DIET I GAVE YOU,
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OR YOU'RE GONNA DROP DEAD
BEFORE YOUR DIVORCE IS FINAL,
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AND WE CAN FINALLY
GET MARRIED.
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RIGHT. YOU'RE
RIGHT, HONEY BUNNY.
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT
DIAMOND BRACELET I GOT YOU?
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00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,329
THE TOPLERS
AREN'T CHEAP.
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WHAT WAS THAT, ELAINE?
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00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,569
UM, A FIREFLY, I THINK.
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- FIREFLY?
- FORGET ABOUT IT.
230
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,244
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
HOW AM I GONNA GO HOME?
231
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,514
JUST RUN IN AND TELL HER
THAT YOU GOTTA GO REAL BAD.
232
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,584
YOU. YOU'RE LIKE WEBSTER'S.
233
00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:48,987
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT WORDS
FOR EVERYTHING.
234
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,924
IF ONLY I HAD
A WIFE LIKE YOU.
235
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:56,160
YOU WILL HAVE
A WIFE LIKE ME, AL,
236
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:58,563
VERY SOON.
237
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:16,981
LOOK AT MY HUSBAND
WITH THIS HARLOT ELAINE.
238
00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:18,650
OKAY.
239
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,393
- CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON HERE.
- MISS DAVIDSON, HARRIET TOPLER.
240
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,996
THIS TIME, I HAVE PICTURES
OF MY HUSBAND CHEATING ON ME.
241
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,631
DON'T WORRY,
MRS. TOPLER.
242
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:36,401
AS YOUR ATTORNEY, WE'LL TAKE HIM
FOR ALL HE'S GOT,
243
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:38,369
OR MY NAME ISN'T
CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
244
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:39,637
PIROT, LET'S GET
A MOVE ON.
245
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,540
THE COSTUME BALL
MUST BE PERFECT.
246
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,310
DID YOU ARRANGE FOR THE
NOTRE DAME TWINS TO BE HERE?
247
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:47,312
THE CHAMPAGNE,
THE ORGANIC HORS D'OEUVRES?
248
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,547
JAZZ BAND?
249
00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:51,416
DON'T FORGET TO PUT
COKE AND PERFUME BOTTLES
250
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,284
IN EACH BEDROOM.
251
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,353
YES, BOSS.
252
00:15:57,156 --> 00:16:00,425
DANDY MAN. HEY, WHAT TIME
YOU GONNA BE HERE FOR THE BASH?
253
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:03,127
DON'T KNOW, BRUCIE. MAYBE
I SHOULD PASS ON THIS PARTY
254
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,196
AND FINALLY DRY OUT.
255
00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:07,966
OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA WANNA MISS
THIS ONE, I PROMISE YOU.
256
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,467
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
257
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:10,635
JUST WALK RIGHT ON
UP THE BEACH.
258
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,670
IT'S NOT EVEN A MILE.
259
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,973
BESIDES, THERE'S YOUR
ADORING PUBLIC TO CONSIDER.
260
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,075
YOU WIN, BRUCIE.
261
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,676
NO WONDER YOU BAG
ALL THOSE MERGERS
262
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,311
AT MORGAN STANFIELD.
263
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,613
OKAY, CATCH YA LATER.
264
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,395
TAKE JUST ONE OF EACH
AT BEDTIME, NOT BEFORE.
265
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:40,365
YOU HAVE TO SUBMIT TO
DAILY BLOOD AND URINE TESTS.
266
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:43,001
NO DRIVING, EXCEPT FOR
THE MEN'S GROUP,
267
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:47,271
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, DO NOT
TAKE ANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL.
268
00:17:12,498 --> 00:17:15,666
ARE YOU PLAYING?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
269
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,519
JESUS.
270
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:39,257
♪ I GOT TO KEEP MY IMAGE
WHILE SUSPENDED FROM MY THRONE ♪
271
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,727
♪ THAT LOOKS OUT UPON MY KINGDOM
FULL OF PEOPLE ALL UNKNOWN ♪
272
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,531
♪ WHO IMAGINE I'M NOT HUMAN
AND MY HEART IS MADE OF STONE ♪
273
00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,499
♪ I NEVER HAD NO PROBLEMS
274
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,401
♪ AND MY TOILET'S
TRIMMED WITH CHROME ♪
275
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:53,137
♪ I'M A MAN,
YES, I AM ♪
276
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:55,440
♪ AND I CAN'T HELP
BUT LOVE YOU SO ♪
277
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,575
♪ NO, NO, NO
278
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,378
♪ I'M A MAN,
YES, I AM ♪
279
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,413
♪ AND I CAN'T HELP
BUT LOVE YOU SO ♪
280
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,182
♪ NO, NO, NO
YES, I AM ♪
281
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,050
♪ NO, NO, NO
282
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:08,052
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY
283
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,154
♪ HEY, HEY, HEY
284
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,623
♪ YES, I AM
285
00:18:23,168 --> 00:18:27,371
TWO PAIR, ACES UP,
READ 'EM AND WEEP, SUCKERS!
286
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:42,520
THE DANDY MAN'S HERE!
287
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:48,493
RISE, GRASSHOPPERS.
288
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,529
WHERE'S THE CHOW?
I'M FAMISHED.
289
00:18:57,603 --> 00:19:00,771
INTRODUCE ME IMMEDIATELY
TO THAT DARK-HAIRED MIRAGE,
290
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:04,342
OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO
A MAN FROM THE TOAD YOU ARE.
291
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,477
YOU MEAN
CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
292
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,548
OKAY, MY MAN.
TAKE THIS FOR GOOD LUCK.
293
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,365
JUST WAIT UNTIL HE DISCOVERS
SHE'S A KARATE BLACK BELT.
294
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,101
AND HER FATHER'S
EVEN RICHER THAN HIS.
295
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:33,704
DIDN'T YOU FORGET MY CHANGE
AT McDONALD'S THIS AFTERNOON?
296
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:36,674
AND I ASKED FOR THE ONION
RINGS, NOT THE FRIES.
297
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,576
WELL, EXCUSE ME, SIR.
298
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:41,646
I HOPE I CAN FIND A WAY
TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
299
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:44,682
CHAMPAGNE!
I'M DAN TOPLER,
300
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,785
AND NO, I'M ON
THE WAGON JUST NOW.
301
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,654
- UH...
- CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON.
302
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:51,589
MY FRIENDS CALL ME CHARLIE.
303
00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:55,459
SO YOU'RE
THE DANDY MAN.
304
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:59,230
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN
PANTING TO MEET YOU.
305
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,432
LET'S GET ON
THE WAGON TOGETHER.
306
00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,636
JUST HAVE
A SQUOSH.
307
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,805
IT'S PRONOUNCED
"SKOSH."
308
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:11,776
OKAY. SKOSH.
309
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:15,146
HAVE ONE.
310
00:20:15,148 --> 00:20:17,748
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER,
AND SO WILL YOUR WAGON.
311
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,890
ONE MORE.
312
00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,164
SHOULD WE TELL HIM THAT
CHARLIE'S COME FROM THE DARK SIDE?
313
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,566
HE'LL FIND OUT
SOON ENOUGH.
314
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:51,315
SHE'S
A KILLER, DAN!
315
00:21:24,483 --> 00:21:27,418
- JUDGE KARAMEL?
- JUDGE WHO?
316
00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:32,056
THAT'S HAUTE COUTURE,
YOU IMBECILE.
317
00:21:33,425 --> 00:21:35,559
BLESS YOU,
OFFICER FRANKLIN.
318
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:40,598
I COULD LOCK YOU UP IN A
STRAITJACKET FOR THE NEXT YEAR,
319
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,268
OR I COULD TIE YOU UP
AND HAVE LINDA SPOON-FEED YOU
320
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,003
MOST OF YOUR MEALS.
321
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:49,407
AN INTERN WOULD COME IN
AND REMOVE YOUR POTTY FOR YOU,
322
00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:50,675
WHEN HE REMEMBERS.
323
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:54,378
IS THIS WHAT
YOU REALLY WANT?
324
00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,614
DON'T YOU KNOW YOU ALMOST
DIED RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ME,
325
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,482
YOU LITTLE MORON?
326
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:02,553
I LIKED YOU BETTER
AS DR. FRANKENSTEIN
327
00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:04,789
THAN YOUR NEW ROLE
AS NURSE RATCHED.
328
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,925
I DON'T CARE HOW ROTTEN
YOU FEEL TOMORROW, DANIEL.
329
00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:10,728
YOU MUST ATTEND
THE DISCUSSION GROUP.
330
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:16,267
THIS IS YOUR FINAL
CHANCE WITH ME,
331
00:22:16,269 --> 00:22:18,569
OR I'M SHIPPING YOU
UP TO PRISON.
332
00:22:18,571 --> 00:22:20,471
GOT IT?
333
00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,820
OH, BOY.
334
00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:40,424
THIS FUNERAL'S EVEN MORE SOMBER
THAN THEY USUALLY ARE.
335
00:22:40,426 --> 00:22:42,893
DID YOU FIX MY LUNCH,
BY THE WAY?
336
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,429
THE CURRIED EGG SALAD SANDWICH
WITH THE PICKLE ON THE TOP,
337
00:22:45,431 --> 00:22:46,831
THE WAY I LIKE IT.
338
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,367
- YES, REVEREND PILATUS.
- THAT'S GOOD.
339
00:22:49,369 --> 00:22:52,903
OH, I SHOULD'VE
BEGGED OFF THIS GIG.
340
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:56,374
I NEVER WOULD'VE EVEN
ACCEPTED THIS SERVICE,
341
00:22:56,376 --> 00:23:00,811
EXCEPT THAT HIS DAUGHTER
HAS MADE A TREMENDOUS DONATION.
342
00:23:00,813 --> 00:23:02,847
HER NAME IS CHARLOTTE,
343
00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:05,716
AND SHE IS
A PIECE OF WORK.
344
00:23:07,754 --> 00:23:09,920
WHAT'S CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON'S
PERSONAL CASH FLOW?
345
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:13,324
WITH DADDY DEAD, AND
COMBINED WITH HER TRUST FUNDS,
346
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:15,493
I'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE
225 MILLION A YEAR.
347
00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,695
WHOO! AND DEBT?
348
00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,764
MAYBE 500.
349
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,065
MILLION.
350
00:23:21,067 --> 00:23:23,667
NO. $500.
SHE PAYS IN CASH.
351
00:23:23,669 --> 00:23:27,338
YOU MEAN THIS DAME INHERITED A
COMPANY WORTH TWO BILLION SMACKERS,
352
00:23:27,340 --> 00:23:29,640
AND SHE OWES 500 BUCKS?
353
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,475
YES, AND THAT'S JUST AN AVERAGE
OF HER MONTHLY CREDIT CARD BILL.
354
00:23:31,477 --> 00:23:32,710
IT COULD BE LESS.
355
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,044
WHAT ABOUT CHARLOTTE HERSELF?
356
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,846
PERSONAL HABITS,
FRIENDS?
357
00:23:35,848 --> 00:23:38,349
SHE'S A BIG-TIME
PARTY GIRL AND ATHLETE.
358
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,617
A KARATE BLACK BELT,
359
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:41,852
AND SHE REGULARLY
WINS COMPETITIONS.
360
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,854
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY,
ONLY FOR WOMEN,
361
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,590
AND PRETTY GOOD AT IT, JUDGING
BY ALL HER CLIENTS' AWARDS.
362
00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,493
SHE WINS EVERY TIME
IN COURT,
363
00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:52,129
AND LIKES TO POUND
MEN TO THE GROUND.
364
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:55,366
GREAT. A MONSTROUSLY RICH, KUNG
FU, TIGHTWAD, LITIGATING BALL BUSTER
365
00:23:55,368 --> 00:23:58,135
STANDS IN THE WAY
OF THIS MERGER.
366
00:23:59,871 --> 00:24:02,640
YOU MUST BE ZOE,
MY DEAR.
367
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,977
NO ONE'S EVER CALLED ME
THAT BUT MY FATHER.
368
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:09,647
YES, YOUR FATHER GANYMEDE
AND I WERE GREAT FRIENDS.
369
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,482
AND YOU ARE?
370
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:13,717
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
371
00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,120
I'M BARRY BLACKMON, PROFESSOR
OF GREEK AND ROMAN HISTORY.
372
00:24:16,122 --> 00:24:18,155
AND I MUST SAY, YOUR
FATHER WOULD BE SO HAPPY
373
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:19,790
TO KNOW YOU WERE
DRESSED THE WAY YOU ARE,
374
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,392
IN THE GREEK TRADITION
OF WHITE,
375
00:24:21,394 --> 00:24:23,394
CELEBRATING THE IMMORTALITY
OF THE SPIRIT,
376
00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,629
AS OPPOSED TO BLACK,
MOURNING A PASSED SOUL.
377
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,832
YOUR FATHER OFTEN TOLD ME
OVER A GLASS OF WINE
378
00:24:27,834 --> 00:24:29,800
JUST HOW BEAUTIFUL
HIS DAUGHTER WAS.
379
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,003
I HAD NO IDEA HOW
UNDERSTATED HIS WORDS WERE.
380
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:36,040
DADDY SAID HE LOVED
LOOKING THROUGH HIS TELESCOPE
381
00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:37,942
AT THE CONSTELLATION
TAURUS,
382
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,145
BECAUSE IT REMINDED HIM
OF ME...
383
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,646
BULL-HEADED
BUT SENSITIVE.
384
00:24:42,648 --> 00:24:45,483
SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
385
00:24:45,485 --> 00:24:47,518
ANOTHER TIME,
MISS DAVIDSON.
386
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,589
ANOTHER TIME.
387
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:53,691
AS YOU WERE SAYING,
MY DEAR.
388
00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,562
DADDY NEVER SHOWED ME
HOW TO USE HIS TELESCOPE.
389
00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:01,465
WHAT A SHAME.
PERHAPS I COULD SHOW YOU.
390
00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:03,934
YOUR FATHER BOUGHT
THE ONE THAT I RECOMMENDED.
391
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:05,803
OH, HE DID.
392
00:25:05,805 --> 00:25:08,539
PERHAPS WE COULD
GET TOGETHER AND DISCUSS
393
00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:10,975
HOW I COULD CONTINUE
HIS LOVE OF ANTIQUITY.
394
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,109
OF COURSE, ZOE.
395
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,844
HOW SWEET OF YOU
TO CONSIDER IT.
396
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:16,714
AND WHO IS THIS
CHARMING FRIEND OF YOURS?
397
00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:18,716
- YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. DO I KNOW YOU?
- I'M LAURA, PROFESSOR.
398
00:25:18,718 --> 00:25:20,985
WHEN SHALL WE
MEET AGAIN?
399
00:25:20,987 --> 00:25:23,787
IN THUNDER, LIGHTNING,
OR IN RAIN?
400
00:25:23,789 --> 00:25:25,956
WHY DON'T I PICK YOU UP
AT YOUR OFFICE
401
00:25:25,958 --> 00:25:27,758
WEDNESDAY AT NOON,
AND WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.
402
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,727
SPLENDID.
403
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:43,507
OKAY, IF I HAVE TO GIVE HER
HALF THE COMPANY,
404
00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:44,942
I WILL.
405
00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:48,612
SHE'S BEEN MY WIFE
FOR 30 YEARS, AFTER ALL.
406
00:25:48,614 --> 00:25:50,814
YOU ALREADY GAVE HER
HALF FIVE YEARS AGO
407
00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:53,651
FOR ESTATE-PLANNING PURPOSES.
HER ATTORNEY WANTS MORE.
408
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:55,252
WHAT? THE GOLD-DIGGER.
409
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:57,221
WE'VE ONLY BEEN MARRIED
FOR 30 YEARS.
410
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,860
SIT.
411
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,569
NINETY PERCENT.
412
00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,572
NINETY PERCENT?!
413
00:26:16,042 --> 00:26:18,742
THAT'S PRACTICALLY
HIS ENTIRE...
414
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,847
PRACTICALLY HIS ENTIRE
NET WORTH, MS. DAVIDSON.
415
00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:26,884
YOU ARE LUCKY WE'RE LEAVING HIM
WITH HIS JOCKEY SHORTS.
416
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:30,187
HONEY BUNCH, YOU KNOW IT'S ONLY
YOU I EVER REALLY LOVED.
417
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,790
OH, I WISH I COULD
BELIEVE YOU.
418
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,025
IS THAT WHAT YOU SAY
TO HER, TOO?
419
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,728
IF YOU HADN'T SPENT SO MUCH TIME
AT THE ART CENTER, I NEVER...
420
00:26:37,730 --> 00:26:40,197
AND TELL YOUR CLIENT
NEVER TO TALK TO MINE AGAIN
421
00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:43,133
IF HE WANTS TO KEEP
HIS... UNDERWEAR.
422
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,304
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
423
00:26:47,306 --> 00:26:49,006
DON'T LOOK AT THAT.
424
00:27:02,287 --> 00:27:05,789
DANIEL, DANIEL,
DANIEL.
425
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,958
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
AGAIN TO YOUR MOTHER AND ME?
426
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,960
WHY DOES EVERYTHING
THAT HAPPENS TO ME
427
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,196
HAVE TO DO WITH
YOU AND MOM?
428
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,701
YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL
VIEW HERE.
429
00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:19,837
YOU KNOW THAT, DANIEL?
HAVE YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE TODAY?
430
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,572
IT'S GORGEOUS.
431
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,108
YOU'RE LICKING YOUR CHOPS
OVER ELAINE, NO DOUBT.
432
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:26,610
IS SHE ON THE BEACH
BOUNCING HER TITS IN VOLLEYBALL?
433
00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:29,213
YOU'RE VERY
RUDE, DANIEL.
434
00:27:29,215 --> 00:27:31,849
HOW CAN YOU THROW
YOUR LIFE AWAY LIKE THIS?
435
00:27:31,851 --> 00:27:35,219
YOU WHO HAD EVERY ADVANTAGE
IN LIFE, EVERY POSSIBILITY.
436
00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:38,756
EVERY POSSIBILITY?
IS IT TOO LATE TO BE A PENGUIN?
437
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:42,626
YOUR LIFE IS NOT
A SITCOM, BOYCHICK.
438
00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:44,828
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
TO BE SO THANKLESS.
439
00:27:53,304 --> 00:27:55,639
WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE?
440
00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:57,374
DANIEL IS
MY SON, TOO.
441
00:27:57,376 --> 00:27:59,810
ANYWAY, I'M NOT
SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU.
442
00:27:59,812 --> 00:28:01,812
WHAT'S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
443
00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,883
ARE THE TWO OF YOU
FINALLY GETTING A DIVORCE?
444
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:07,885
- YES.
- NO.
445
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:09,853
I LOVE YOUR MOTHER.
446
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,156
YOU GOT A FUNNY WAY
TO SHOW IT.
447
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:17,828
COUPLES HAVE PROBLEMS,
BUT THEY WORK THEM OUT.
448
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:20,998
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU COME
TO UNIVERSAL LIKE YOUR SISTER?
449
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,267
WE'LL MAKE YOU
A VICE-PRESIDENT OR SOMETHING.
450
00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:25,736
AND THE PAY IS NOT
SO BAD, EITHER.
451
00:28:25,738 --> 00:28:27,905
I MEAN, 100 GRAND A YEAR
WILL KEEP THE WOLF AWAY,
452
00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:30,808
AS LONG AS MOMMY AND DADDY
PROVIDE A HOLIDAY BONUS
453
00:28:30,810 --> 00:28:32,843
AND A NEW CAR
EVERY NOW AND THEN.
454
00:28:32,845 --> 00:28:35,713
AND WASTE MY LIFE
BEING A JUNK DEALER LIKE YOU?
455
00:28:35,715 --> 00:28:38,148
YOU WATCH
YOUR TONGUE.
456
00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:41,418
YOUR FATHER'S COMPANY, TOO UNDIGNIFIED
FOR AN IVY LEAGUE COLLEGE BOY,
457
00:28:41,420 --> 00:28:45,255
KEEPS US IN LUXURY, PAL,
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
458
00:28:45,257 --> 00:28:49,126
YOU KNOW, HE DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER WHO
GAVE HIM EVERYTHING UNDER GOD'S CREATION.
459
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:52,229
WHY SEND ME TO YALE IF YOU JUST
WANT ME TO TAKE OVER THE BUSINESS?
460
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:55,199
NO, WE WANT YOU
TO GROW UP.
461
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:59,136
BUT AS YOU SAY,
YOU JUST DON'T GET IT.
462
00:29:00,371 --> 00:29:03,006
WHAT KIND OF SON
DID WE RAISE, ANYWAY?
463
00:29:13,151 --> 00:29:16,220
GLAD YOU CAME,
MOM AND DAD.
464
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,756
REALLY.
465
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,791
OH, DAN, BRING
YOUR CUP OVER HERE,
466
00:29:53,793 --> 00:29:56,093
AND COME AND MEET
THE MEN, ALL RIGHT?
467
00:29:59,931 --> 00:30:03,133
GOT A SPECIAL GUEST
THIS EVENING.
468
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:05,302
DANIEL TOPLER.
469
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,471
I WAS HOPING ALL OF YOU
WOULD BE AGREEABLE
470
00:30:07,473 --> 00:30:10,040
TO HAVING HIM ATTEND
SOME MORE SESSIONS.
471
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,909
CERTAINLY. WHY NOT.
472
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:15,212
JACK, WHY DOES A YOUNG MAN
LIKE HIM WANT TO COMMUNE
473
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:17,247
WITH A BUNCH OF
OLD FOGIES?
474
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,483
MORTY MAVIS.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
475
00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,451
MORTY IS
A BUSINESS CONSULTANT.
476
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,121
WELL, UH, FOR ME,
477
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:26,290
I GUESS YOU SHOULD
ALL KNOW...
478
00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,326
DANIEL, LET ME DO THE
INTRODUCTION, ALL RIGHT?
479
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:34,865
DANIEL'S A MEDICAL STUDENT IN
HIS FIRST YEAR AT STONY BROOK,
480
00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:38,068
AND I UNDERSTAND
HE'S CONSIDERING GERONTOLOGY
481
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:42,372
AS, WELL,
AS A SPECIALTY.
482
00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,210
I FIGURED IF HE MET
YOU OLD GUYS,
483
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,178
I COULD POSSIBLY
DISCOURAGE HIM FROM THAT.
484
00:30:49,882 --> 00:30:51,915
SO YOU'RE GONNA BE
A DOCTOR, IS THAT IT?
485
00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:53,483
WELL...
486
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,953
I'VE BEEN A TRADER FOR ALMOST
40 YEARS ON WALL STREET,
487
00:30:55,955 --> 00:30:58,121
AND VERY SUCCESSFULLY, TOO,
I MIGHT ADD.
488
00:30:58,123 --> 00:31:00,390
I LEFT MY FIRM LAST MONTH.
OH, I'M ROB VITRIOFF.
489
00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,359
THEY ASKED ME TO STAY,
OF COURSE,
490
00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,796
- BUT FOR WHAT, I ASK YOU?
- I THINK...
491
00:31:05,798 --> 00:31:08,198
I CAN TRADE JUST AS WELL
AT HOME NOW WITH THE INTERNET.
492
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,934
MY TIME IS MY OWN.
DO YOU SEE WHAT I'M GETTIN' AT?
493
00:31:10,936 --> 00:31:13,370
YES. YOU ONLY BORE
YOURSELF NOW.
494
00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,038
GLENN HERE.
495
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,075
TRACY AUSPITZ.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
496
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:21,245
AND TRACY WAS A FORMER DEPUTY
ADMINISTRATOR FOR THE E.P.A.
497
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:24,081
HELPED DRAFT THE U.S. CLEAN
WATER ACT BACK IN THE EARLY '70s.
498
00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,350
- NO KIDDING.
- THANK GOD WE GOT
499
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:28,452
SOME GOOD GUYS IN GOVERNMENT.
500
00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,855
IT SURE AIN'T THE MAJORITY IN CONGRESS.
501
00:31:31,857 --> 00:31:34,825
I SEE SAM BOTKIN IS BEING
HIS USUAL CHEERY SELF.
502
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:36,994
HIS COMPUTER PROGRAM DESIGNED
THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE.
503
00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:39,429
HARRY ROSENTHAL.
504
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,466
HARRY IS A FORMER MUSICAL
DIRECTOR OF THE METROPOLITAN OPERA.
505
00:31:42,468 --> 00:31:44,334
YEAH?
506
00:31:44,336 --> 00:31:48,438
I'M DAVID, A P.R. MAN
WITH A COUPLE OF CLIENTS LEFT.
507
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,908
WELCOME, DANIEL.
I'M BARRY.
508
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,243
NO LONGER THE YOUNGSTER
OF THIS GROUP.
509
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,380
ONLY 60. A BABY!
BUT DESPITE HIS YOUTH,
510
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:59,316
HE'S A FAMOUS
CLASSICAL SCHOLAR.
511
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,984
NOW THAT THAT'S
TAKEN CARE OF,
512
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:02,853
WHAT SHOULD WE
BEGIN WITH FIRST, HUH?
513
00:32:02,855 --> 00:32:06,189
LET'S HUDDLE ON OUR MAIN
NEMESIS, OUR CHILDREN.
514
00:32:06,191 --> 00:32:09,493
DON'T GET ME STARTED
TALKING ABOUT MY CHILD CHUCKY.
515
00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:11,628
HE'S SO INFANTILE.
516
00:32:11,630 --> 00:32:14,531
NOW I CAN'T
SPEAK TO HIM,
517
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,633
OR EVEN MY GRANDDAUGHTER
CAROL ANYMORE.
518
00:32:16,635 --> 00:32:20,237
WE USED TO GET TOGETHER FOR
GRANDDAD-GRANDDAUGHTER TIMES.
519
00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:22,873
SHE WON'T SAY
TWO WORDS TO ME NOW.
520
00:32:22,875 --> 00:32:25,542
HE'S GETTING DIVORCED,
AND HE'S STILL LIVING AT HOME.
521
00:32:25,544 --> 00:32:28,645
IT'S TERRIBLE FOR CAROL. SHE'S
CAUGHT BETWEEN HER PARENTS.
522
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,882
- YOU CAN'T HELP.
- NO.
523
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:34,318
I CAN'T HELP.
524
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,287
HE'S MY SON, CAROL IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER,
525
00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:40,090
AND I CAN'T HELP.
I CAN ONLY WATCH.
526
00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:43,327
AT LEAST WE'RE LUCKY WE ALL
HAVE CHILDREN WE CAN RELY ON.
527
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:46,296
I DON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN I CAN RELY ON.
528
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,565
MORTY, YOU GOT
TWO GROWN KIDS.
529
00:32:48,567 --> 00:32:50,901
IF YOU'RE IN TROUBLE,
YOU CALL THEM.
530
00:32:50,903 --> 00:32:52,636
YOU, JACK.
YOU I'LL CALL
531
00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,172
IF I'M SICK,
NOT MY CHILDREN.
532
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,341
I HARDLY TALK TO THEM.
533
00:32:57,343 --> 00:32:59,576
YOU ALL REMEMBER WHEN
I GOT BAR MITZVAHED AGAIN?
534
00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:00,944
YOU ALL WERE THERE.
535
00:33:00,946 --> 00:33:02,379
- YEAH.
- YES.
536
00:33:02,381 --> 00:33:05,916
MY KIDS COULDN'T BELIEVE
100 PEOPLE SHOWED UP.
537
00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:08,518
THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULD BE
THE ONLY ONES
538
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,121
WHO WOULD BE THERE.
539
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,390
THERE'S YOUR SISTER YOU
COULD CALL IF YOU WERE ILL.
540
00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:16,360
HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO HER IN OVER
A YEAR. AND FORGET ABOUT MY EX.
541
00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,628
NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS.
542
00:33:30,108 --> 00:33:32,309
IT'S NOT EASY NOT BEING
THE MAIN GUY ANYMORE.
543
00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:34,378
WE ALL KNOW THAT
BY NOW.
544
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,086
WELL, GENTLEMEN,
THAT DOES IT FOR TONIGHT.
545
00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,411
WRITING THE NEXT
GREAT NOVEL?
546
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:11,048
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I AM.
547
00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,551
ARE YOU WAITING FOR
YOUR FATHER, TOO?
548
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,687
YEP. SURE AM.
UM...
549
00:34:17,689 --> 00:34:19,756
LAURA.
550
00:34:19,758 --> 00:34:22,759
LAURA. ONE OF
MY FAVORITE MOVIES.
551
00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,396
THE GORGEOUS STAR WAS VERY
NEARLY AS CAPTIVATING AS YOU.
552
00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:28,632
UH, RIGHT.
553
00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,033
I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET
BEFORE. WHO'S YOUR DAD?
554
00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:32,069
IT'S...
555
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:36,440
HIM.
556
00:34:36,442 --> 00:34:39,543
GEE, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO MEET DR. BERNSTEIN'S SON.
557
00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:42,479
NOW YOU HAVE.
LUCKY YOU AND LUCKIER ME.
558
00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:45,782
WELL, HELLO, SWEETHEART.
559
00:34:45,784 --> 00:34:49,352
DANIEL, I SEE YOU'VE MET
MY DAUGHTER LAURA.
560
00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:55,425
I'VE HAD THAT PLEASURE.
THANK YOU, DR. BERNSTEIN.
561
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:58,428
LISTEN, SWEETIE, I THINK WE
SHOULD GET HOME RIGHT AWAY.
562
00:34:58,430 --> 00:35:00,730
AND I'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, DANIEL.
563
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:07,137
T.T.F.N., DANIEL.
564
00:35:14,212 --> 00:35:16,546
CAN'T CATCH A BREAK.
565
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,390
THERE HE IS,
MISS DAVIDSON.
566
00:35:30,361 --> 00:35:33,063
AHA. HOW ARE YOU,
THOMAS?
567
00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:34,531
AND HOW ARE
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN?
568
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,167
THEY'RE JUST DANDY,
PROFESSOR.
569
00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:39,402
YOU'RE LOOKIN' MIGHTY FINE.
MAKIN' TIME WITH THE CO-EDS?
570
00:35:39,404 --> 00:35:41,838
YOU MAKE ME BLUSH, SIR.
571
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,841
- YOU KNOW THOMAS?
- USUAL PLACE?
572
00:35:44,843 --> 00:35:47,110
MORE SECRETS.
573
00:35:47,112 --> 00:35:49,546
EVERYONE KNOWS
THIS MAN BUT ME.
574
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,448
AND WHERE ARE WE GOING?
575
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,284
I THOUGHT I WAS
TAKING YOU FOR LUNCH.
576
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:57,354
YOU DATE YOUR STUDENTS,
PROFESSOR BLACKMON?
577
00:35:57,356 --> 00:36:01,391
THOMAS TEASES ME BECAUSE HE
KNOWS I'M A CONFIRMED BACHELOR.
578
00:36:01,393 --> 00:36:05,262
HE KNOWS THAT MEN MY AGE AREN'T
ONLY UNATTRACTIVE TO YOUNGER WOMEN,
579
00:36:05,264 --> 00:36:07,397
WE'RE INVISIBLE.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, THOMAS?
580
00:36:07,399 --> 00:36:09,699
YES, PLEASE,
THE USUAL PLACE.
581
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:12,502
I THOUGHT, ZOE, WE WOULD DINE
WHERE YOUR FATHER AND I USED TO SUP.
582
00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:16,273
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE FINEST
OF NEW YORK'S HAUTE CUISINE.
583
00:36:29,587 --> 00:36:32,822
- YASSOU.
- YASSOU FILE MOU.
584
00:36:32,824 --> 00:36:34,357
HOW'S BUSINESS?
585
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,293
YOU BRING ME ALWAYS
GOOD LUCK, PROFESSOR.
586
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:40,630
TWO OF THE USUAL, PLEASE.
587
00:36:40,632 --> 00:36:42,432
THERE, ZOE.
588
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:45,535
SEE THE GORGEOUS GOLDEN
PYRAMIDAL ROOF,
589
00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,205
AND THE SPLENDID
SPANDRELS?
590
00:36:48,207 --> 00:36:50,273
IT'S THE 40-STORY NEW YORK
LIFE INSURANCE BUILDING.
591
00:36:50,275 --> 00:36:53,643
DESIGNED BY CASS GILBERT
IN 1926.
592
00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:56,813
THE INDIANA LIMESTONE,
THE GOTHIC STYLE.
593
00:36:56,815 --> 00:36:59,282
2,180 WINDOWS.
594
00:36:59,284 --> 00:37:03,587
AND AFTER TODAY, MY FAVORITE
ARCHITECTURE IN THE CITY.
595
00:37:03,589 --> 00:37:06,289
AND WHY NOW YOUR FAVORITE?
596
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:08,425
BECAUSE IT'S
THE LIFE BUILDING,
597
00:37:08,427 --> 00:37:10,894
AND ZOE MEANS LIFE
IN GREEK.
598
00:37:12,830 --> 00:37:15,432
THIS WAS DELICIOUS,
PROFESSOR.
599
00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:19,302
AH! WHAT TYPE OF LAW
DO YOU PRACTICE, ZOE?
600
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:21,504
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY.
601
00:37:21,506 --> 00:37:24,841
AS YOUR FATHER'S DAUGHTER,
I'M SURE YOU DO YOUR BEST
602
00:37:24,843 --> 00:37:29,179
TO RECONCILE THE PARTIES AND FIND
HARMONY BETWEEN THE HUSBAND AND WIFE.
603
00:37:29,181 --> 00:37:33,016
I KNOW I'M NAIVE,
BUT I'M NOT A MODERN MAN.
604
00:37:34,852 --> 00:37:37,254
I AM TERRIBLY
SORRY, PROFESSOR,
605
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:39,723
BUT I HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT.
606
00:37:39,725 --> 00:37:42,192
CAN THOMAS TAKE YOU
ANYWHERE?
607
00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:43,693
NO, NO, NO.
NOT AT ALL, DEAR.
608
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,562
I WAS ACTUALLY
PLANNING ON STROLLING
609
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,430
UP TO THE NEW YORK
PUBLIC LIBRARY TO STUDY
610
00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:49,699
A RARE BOOK THEY HAVE
ON NORSE MYTHOLOGY.
611
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:51,735
BUT I DO LOOK FORWARD
TO SEEING YOU AGAIN,
612
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:54,771
WHENEVER YOU THINK YOU CAN TOLERATE
THE COMPANY OF AN OLDER MAN.
613
00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,940
SIXTY IS YOUNG,
PROFESSOR.
614
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:00,310
THE INTERNET.
615
00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,881
I FORGET WE'RE ALL
SO PUBLIC NOWADAYS.
616
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:07,384
AND I AM YOUNG.
THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
617
00:38:07,386 --> 00:38:09,886
I SUPPOSE I JUST ACT THIS
WAY SO PEOPLE YOUR AGE
618
00:38:09,888 --> 00:38:12,589
DON'T THINK ME FOOLISH.
619
00:38:12,591 --> 00:38:15,292
WELL, ADIEU,
SWEET GIRL.
620
00:38:17,395 --> 00:38:19,429
AND ZOE,
621
00:38:19,431 --> 00:38:22,532
PLEASE CALL ME BARRY.
622
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:43,853
I DON'T CARE
WHO TALKS FIRST.
623
00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:46,589
I JUST WANNA
HELP YOU.
624
00:38:46,591 --> 00:38:49,859
OKAY. HELP ME WITH YOUR
DAUGHTER'S TELEPHONE NUMBER.
625
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:55,865
TELL ME YOUR IMPRESSIONS
OF LAST NIGHT.
626
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:20,290
ROB IS HAVING DIFFICULTIES
627
00:39:20,292 --> 00:39:23,827
DEALING WITH HIS LOSS
OF INFLUENCE AND CONTROL
628
00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:26,396
OVER HIS SON'S LIFE.
629
00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,832
YOU BRINGING HIM
TO SAY SO ALOUD
630
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,900
WAS VERY THERAPEUTIC.
631
00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,302
GOOD WORK, DOCTOR.
632
00:39:32,304 --> 00:39:35,438
HE NEEDS TO LET
HIS GRANDDAUGHTER KNOW
633
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:39,909
IT'S OKAY IF THEY JUST
SIT TOGETHER QUIETLY,
634
00:39:39,911 --> 00:39:42,912
OR WATCH A MOVIE
WITHOUT SPEAKING.
635
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:46,049
SHE'LL COME AROUND
WHEN SHE'S READY.
636
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,618
TELL THE WHOLE FAMILY
TO TAKE TWO ASPIRIN
637
00:39:48,620 --> 00:39:51,888
AND CALL ME
IN THE MORNING.
638
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,890
AMUSED.
639
00:39:53,892 --> 00:39:58,328
STILL, YOU COULD BE
A TOP-NOTCH PSYCHIATRIST,
640
00:39:58,330 --> 00:40:01,531
BUT INTELLECT
IS NOT ENOUGH.
641
00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:07,404
WHO SAID I WANNA
BE A SHRINK?
642
00:40:07,406 --> 00:40:10,974
OR ANY KIND OF M.D.?
643
00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,543
I KNOW FOR A FACT
YOU WERE PRE-MED AT YALE,
644
00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,079
AND YOU GOT INTO EVERY
MEDICAL SCHOOL YOU APPLIED TO.
645
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:19,082
SO... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
646
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:21,851
WHAT HAPPENED?
647
00:40:24,455 --> 00:40:26,623
DIDN'T WANNA BE
ONE OF THOSE IDIOTS
648
00:40:26,625 --> 00:40:28,892
GOING TO TRADE SCHOOL
TO FIX MENTAL FAUCETS.
649
00:40:28,894 --> 00:40:31,461
I'D RATHER BE
A REAL PLUMBER.
650
00:40:31,463 --> 00:40:33,096
SPEAKING OF PLUMBERS,
DID YOU EVER HEAR...
651
00:40:33,098 --> 00:40:35,532
PLEASE STOP.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU,
652
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:37,367
AND STOP DEFENDING YOURSELF.
I'M NOT ATTACKING YOU.
653
00:40:37,369 --> 00:40:41,638
YOU USE LANGUAGE
AS A WEAPON AND A SHIELD.
654
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:45,909
THE ONLY WAR IS INSIDE OF
YOU, BUT WORDS CAN'T HELP.
655
00:40:45,911 --> 00:40:48,611
I'M SURPRISED AT YOU.
656
00:40:50,848 --> 00:40:53,783
DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT THERAPY
657
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:58,054
IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE MONTHS,
YEARS, MAYBE FOREVER?
658
00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,390
LAYING IT ALL
ON THE TABLE SO SOON
659
00:41:00,392 --> 00:41:02,625
ISN'T IN THE PSYCHIATRIC
PLAYBOOK, IS IT?
660
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,027
THIS IS
NO GAME, DANIEL.
661
00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:06,095
I'M NOT PLAYING
WITH YOUR LIFE.
662
00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:08,865
NEXT TIME YOU JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
OR MIX DRUGS WITH ALCOHOL,
663
00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:13,670
YOU COULD PREVENT A BRILLIANT
CAREER, WITH A WIFE AND CHILDREN.
664
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:16,239
DEATH IS FOREVER.
665
00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:21,044
IT CAN WAIT ITS TURN.
666
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:30,920
NOW TELL ME ABOUT
YOUR DEPRESSION.
667
00:41:30,922 --> 00:41:33,957
WHAT ARE YOU,
SOME KIND OF MIND READER?
668
00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:38,661
FIRST I'M A LOST LAMB
HEADSHRINKER.
669
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:41,631
NOW I'M A DEPRESSED NUT.
670
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:44,033
WHAT HAVE I GOT TO BE
DEPRESSED ABOUT ANYWAY?
671
00:41:44,035 --> 00:41:45,969
I'VE GOT A TRUST FUND.
672
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:49,205
FRIENDS, A BEAUTIFUL
HOME AWAY FROM HOME
673
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,874
HERE IN ZOMBIEVILLE.
674
00:41:50,876 --> 00:41:53,743
THIS... IS THE LIFE.
675
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:57,080
WHAT KIND OF LIFE
IS IT, HMM?
676
00:41:57,082 --> 00:42:00,717
TRY STICKING TO YOUR
REGIMEN, IF YOU POSSIBLY CAN.
677
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,853
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN
PULL YOUR LIFE TOGETHER AGAIN.
678
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:07,991
YEAH.
679
00:42:07,993 --> 00:42:10,026
SURE.
680
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:13,930
WHY DO YOU ATTEMPT
SUICIDE?
681
00:42:22,139 --> 00:42:24,007
WHY NOT?
682
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,709
I WAS TOP OF MY CLASS
AT PREP SCHOOL,
683
00:42:26,711 --> 00:42:30,747
AND VALEDICTORIAN AT
YALE, DESPITE MY HABIT.
684
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,783
THEN I NEEDED MORE OF
THE STUFF AND MORE OFTEN.
685
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:36,019
FIRST FEW WEEKS
OF MED SCHOOL,
686
00:42:36,021 --> 00:42:38,121
I WAS SO ZONKED,
687
00:42:38,123 --> 00:42:40,890
I COULDN'T
GET OUT OF BED.
688
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,959
SO I DROPPED OUT.
689
00:42:45,763 --> 00:42:49,032
WHAT SHOULD I DO
NOW, DOC?
690
00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:51,568
SPEND MY LIFE
WHORING HALF THE TIME,
691
00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:52,936
AND ASLEEP
THE OTHER HALF,
692
00:42:52,938 --> 00:42:55,204
WHILE MY BUDDIES
HAVE REAL LIVES?
693
00:42:59,610 --> 00:43:03,246
I SCREWED UP...
ROYALLY.
694
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:05,782
BEYOND HELP.
695
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:11,721
YOU HAPPY NOW, DOC?
696
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:14,991
NO, NO. I'M NOT HAPPY.
697
00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:20,196
AND YOU'RE NOT
BEYOND REDEMPTION.
698
00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:23,800
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW, DANIEL.
699
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:26,202
THAT'S IT?
700
00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:28,771
CARL ROGERS SAID,
701
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,808
WHEN I CAN ACCEPT MYSELF
AS I AM,
702
00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:34,310
I CAN CHANGE.
703
00:43:34,312 --> 00:43:36,312
I KNEW IT.
704
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,181
YOU ARE A CARL ROGERS
DISCIPLE.
705
00:43:38,183 --> 00:43:40,583
HE WAS MY MENTOR.
706
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:44,220
WE PUBLISHED A COUPLE OF
PEER REVIEW ARTICLES TOGETHER.
707
00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:47,924
WE WERE CLOSE FRIENDS,
AND COLLEAGUES.
708
00:43:47,926 --> 00:43:51,561
YOU'RE A CLOSE FRIEND
AND COLLEAGUE OF CARL ROGERS.
709
00:43:51,563 --> 00:43:52,762
YES.
710
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,588
AHOY THERE, MATEY.
711
00:44:18,590 --> 00:44:21,624
PRETTY ROUGH SEA YOU FOUND
YOURSELF IN. YOU OKAY?
712
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:24,093
ARGH, COULDN'T BE BETTER,
ME HEARTY.
713
00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,763
'TWAS THE GROG
THAT DID ME IN, YOU SCURVY DOG.
714
00:44:26,765 --> 00:44:30,066
I THINK IT WAS THE WENCH
THAT KEELHAULED YOU, DANDY MAN.
715
00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:32,602
WE MISSED YOU AT MY QUOTIDIAN
BASH LAST NIGHT, OLD BEAN.
716
00:44:32,604 --> 00:44:35,605
A CERTAIN TEMPTRESS
WANTS ANOTHER SHOT AT YOU.
717
00:44:35,607 --> 00:44:38,808
YOU THINK CHARLIE WOULD
EVEN TALK TO ME AGAIN?
718
00:44:38,810 --> 00:44:41,811
TALK ISN'T WHAT'S
ON HER MIND.
719
00:44:41,813 --> 00:44:44,013
YEAH? WILL SHE BE THERE
SATURDAY NIGHT?
720
00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,015
WITH BELLS ON
HER CLOVEN TOES.
721
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,884
I DON'T KNOW.
722
00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:50,253
I PROBABLY SHOULD
SIT THIS ONE OUT, BRUCIE.
723
00:44:50,255 --> 00:44:52,255
HAVING YOUR STOMACH PUMPED
ISN'T THE FUN
724
00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:53,856
THAT IT'S
MADE OUT TO BE.
725
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:56,025
- HI.
- NOT A PROBLEM, DANDY.
726
00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:59,028
YOU SHOULD
SIT THIS ONE OUT.
727
00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:01,631
I'LL JUST TELL HER THAT YOU
CONSIDER HER AN UNWORTHY SLUT
728
00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:03,733
AND SHE OUGHTA
TAKE UP WITH ME AGAIN.
729
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:05,034
WITH YOU?
730
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,670
YEAH. THERE'S NO
READY TOMATO
731
00:45:07,672 --> 00:45:09,872
LIKE THE ONE REBOUNDING
FROM PUKE ON HER DRESS.
732
00:45:09,874 --> 00:45:14,177
OKAY, PAL. YOU'VE
SWEET-TALKED ME INTO
733
00:45:14,179 --> 00:45:17,246
ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR
LOWBROW SOIREES.
734
00:45:17,248 --> 00:45:19,716
YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW
A GIRL
735
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:22,085
BY THE NAME OF
LAURA BERNSTEIN, DO YOU?
736
00:45:22,087 --> 00:45:24,754
HOW WOULD YOU COME TO KNOW
THE NAME OF AN HONEST WOMAN?
737
00:45:24,756 --> 00:45:27,090
I'M WAITING, BRUCIE.
738
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,958
YOU WON'T LIKE ME
WHEN I'M ANGRY.
739
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,894
I DON'T MUCH
LIKE YOU NOW.
740
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,664
UH, WELL, LAURA AND CHARLIE
WERE BUDDIES AT THE SORBONNE.
741
00:45:34,666 --> 00:45:36,933
QUITE THE BUDDING
LITERARY LION, I HEAR.
742
00:45:36,935 --> 00:45:39,001
BESIDES HER DARLING FACE,
743
00:45:39,003 --> 00:45:41,671
LAURA'S A CONSUMMATELY
DECENT WOMAN.
744
00:45:41,673 --> 00:45:43,706
NOT AT ALL YOUR TYPE,
DANDY MAN.
745
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,374
WHAT'S HER NUMBER?
746
00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:46,909
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I COULD ASK CHARLOTTE
747
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,911
TO BRING LAURA
TO THE PARTY.
748
00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,080
DON'T BE AN ASS.
749
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,082
ASK CHARLIE FOR THE NUMBER,
750
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,218
AND DON'T TELL HER
IT'S FOR ME.
751
00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,954
I'LL CATCH YA LATER.
752
00:45:57,956 --> 00:46:00,857
- BERTRAND!
- COMING, SIR.
753
00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:02,792
BERTRAND, CALL
HAMPTON CATERING.
754
00:46:02,794 --> 00:46:05,394
TELL THEM TO DOUBLE THE AMOUNT
OF PERRIER-JOUET FOR SATURDAY.
755
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:10,266
AND TELL PIROT TO BRING
EXTRA SNOW FOR DAN TOPLER.
756
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:14,771
OKAY, MORTY, WHY DON'T
YOU START THE MEETING?
757
00:46:14,773 --> 00:46:18,040
AS YOU ALL KNOW,
758
00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:22,345
JACK HAS TO HAVE SURGERY FOR
THE TUMOR THEY FOUND LAST MONTH,
759
00:46:22,347 --> 00:46:27,049
AND JACK, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE IT FROM THERE, HUH?
760
00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:29,418
ACTUALLY, THEY FOUND
TWO TUMORS
761
00:46:29,420 --> 00:46:31,254
TWISTED AROUND
MY KIDNEY.
762
00:46:31,256 --> 00:46:33,990
THEY'RE GONNA SCHEDULE
SOME MORE TESTS,
763
00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:38,427
AND MY OPERATION WILL BE
SOON AFTER.
764
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:42,064
BUT WHAT SCARES ME MOST
IS THE FACT THAT,
765
00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:45,935
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
OF BEING A DOCTOR,
766
00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:50,773
I'M JUST A STRANGER,
ANOTHER PATIENT IN A HOSPITAL
767
00:46:50,775 --> 00:46:53,109
I NEVER EVEN VISITED.
768
00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,783
I ALMOST NEVER
LOSE PHONE NUMBERS,
769
00:47:00,785 --> 00:47:03,219
BUT WHAT CAN I SAY? THE
PRESSURES OF DAILY LIFE,
770
00:47:03,221 --> 00:47:05,521
THE CORPORATE
BOARD MEETINGS,
771
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,924
THE PRESS INTERVIEWS,
ET CETERA, ET CETERA.
772
00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:09,926
THEY SUCK THE LIFE
OUT OF YOU.
773
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,894
SO PLEASE,
GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN.
774
00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:14,797
NOT TOO FAST,
'CAUSE I'M A LITTLE SLOW.
775
00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:17,767
ACTUALLY, YOU'RE AS FAST AS THEY COME.
776
00:47:17,769 --> 00:47:19,535
AND SINCE WE'RE
BROTHER AND SISTER,
777
00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:22,905
WHY DON'T YOU ASK OUR FATHER
IF YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE NUMBER.
778
00:47:22,907 --> 00:47:25,007
AH, YES.
779
00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,109
MY LITTLE FIB.
780
00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:29,512
WHAT DID DADDY-O
SAY ABOUT ME?
781
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:32,448
DADDY-O DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING AT ALL.
782
00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:35,985
WHAT SHALL WE SAY?
783
00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:41,457
I'M A PATIENT OF
DR. BERNSTEIN'S
784
00:47:41,459 --> 00:47:43,993
AT LIVE FREE
OR DIE.
785
00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:46,963
I'M HERE AT
THE NEW BEGINNINGS MEETINGS
786
00:47:46,965 --> 00:47:50,466
TO WITNESS THE REAL
DIFFICULTIES AND PLEASURES
787
00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:53,936
OF LIFE AND AGING.
788
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:56,239
I'M FORBIDDEN
TO DRINK ALCOHOL
789
00:47:56,241 --> 00:47:58,841
OR TAKE DRUGS.
790
00:47:58,843 --> 00:48:01,978
THE MIXTURE, WITH MY MEDICINE,
MIGHT KILL ME.
791
00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:04,313
CONCISE CONFESSION
AND SELF-ANALYSIS.
792
00:48:04,315 --> 00:48:06,849
THAT'S EXCELLENT,
DANIEL.
793
00:48:06,851 --> 00:48:09,986
HONEY, I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA
GET UP EARLY TOMORROW, OKAY?
794
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:12,054
YOUR NUMBER, LAURA?
795
00:48:12,056 --> 00:48:14,090
LOOK, I WANNA
TALK TO YOU.
796
00:48:16,126 --> 00:48:18,227
YOU'RE MY PATIENT,
797
00:48:18,229 --> 00:48:21,130
AND YOU'RE STILL
IN DANGER, IT SEEMS TO ME.
798
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:24,533
FURTHERMORE, THIS IS NOT THE
TIME TO PURSUE ROMANTIC INTERESTS.
799
00:48:24,535 --> 00:48:27,937
YOU DON'T THINK I'M FIT
TO SEE YOUR DAUGHTER, DOC?
800
00:48:27,939 --> 00:48:30,072
IS THAT IT?
801
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,009
THAT'S EXACTLY IT.
STAY AWAY FROM HER.
802
00:48:33,011 --> 00:48:36,545
ARE YOU SPEAKING AS MY
DOCTOR OR HER FATHER?
803
00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:40,583
BOTH, FRANKLY. ALL
RIGHT, HONEY, LET'S GO.
804
00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:09,912
AH, PATIENTS ARE FUNNY,
DANIEL TOPLER.
805
00:49:09,914 --> 00:49:12,949
YOU KNOW ME?
806
00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:17,420
THE DOCTORS KNOW
ALL THE GUESTS.
807
00:49:19,056 --> 00:49:22,391
YA KNOW, WE HAVE TO
CALL THEM THAT.
808
00:49:22,393 --> 00:49:26,062
GOD FORBID, WE CALL
THEM PATIENTS.
809
00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,264
SIT DOWN.
810
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:34,603
WHY ARE WE FUNNY, DOC?
811
00:49:34,605 --> 00:49:38,574
PLEASE.
CALL ME DOCTOR.
812
00:49:40,444 --> 00:49:44,480
WHY FUNNY?
813
00:49:46,284 --> 00:49:48,217
FOR EXAMPLE,
814
00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:53,356
I HAVE THIS ONE...
GUEST
815
00:49:53,358 --> 00:49:57,126
WHO NEVER ARRIVES
ON TIME.
816
00:49:58,362 --> 00:50:01,530
HE'S A CONTROL FREAK.
817
00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,566
COMING LATE IS A WAY
OF SHOWING ME
818
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:06,969
THAT HE CALLS THE SHOTS
AROUND HERE.
819
00:50:06,971 --> 00:50:10,673
HAVE I JOINED
THE MEDICAL STAFF?
820
00:50:18,115 --> 00:50:22,151
SO, AT OUR
LAST MEETING,
821
00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:26,222
I SAY TO HIM WHEN HE
COMES IN 20 MINUTES LATE,
822
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:29,425
"YOU'RE A BIT TARDY.
823
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:30,593
WHY DO YOU THINK
THAT IS?"
824
00:50:30,595 --> 00:50:33,529
BY THE TEXTBOOK
PROFESSIONAL
825
00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:37,500
WITH ALL THAT RIGMAROLE I
LEARNED AT HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL.
826
00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:39,402
WHAT DID HE SAY?
827
00:50:39,404 --> 00:50:41,670
WHY, HE SAYS,
828
00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:44,006
"I'M NOT LATE AT ALL."
829
00:50:44,008 --> 00:50:46,642
THAT'S WHAT
THAT NUT SAYS.
830
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,278
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?
831
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:54,517
WELL, SOME OF US HERE ARE IN NEED
OF PSYCHIATRIC HELP, I'M TOLD.
832
00:50:54,519 --> 00:50:57,820
THEN WHAT DID
YOU SAY?
833
00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:04,493
YOU SEE?
834
00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,163
THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.
835
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:09,031
HMM.
836
00:51:09,033 --> 00:51:13,169
YOU PATIENTS
TAKE LIBERTIES.
837
00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:15,371
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I SAID.
838
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:20,242
"MY TIME HERE
IS VALUABLE.
839
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:25,181
"I CAN'T WASTE IT WAITING FOR
HALF-WITS LIKE YOU
840
00:51:25,183 --> 00:51:29,185
TO WANDER IN
WHEN THEY FEEL LIKE IT."
841
00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:31,253
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
842
00:51:31,255 --> 00:51:33,589
PRETTY STRONG STUFF.
843
00:51:33,591 --> 00:51:37,626
NOW,
THIS... THIS...
844
00:51:42,065 --> 00:51:44,633
PATIENT... UH,
PATIENT SAYS...
845
00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:54,043
THIS PATIENT SAYS,
"20 MINUTES IS NOTHIN'."
846
00:51:54,045 --> 00:51:56,378
SO I SAY TO HIM,
847
00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:59,048
"MAYBE 20 MINUTES
IS NOTHIN' TO YOU,
848
00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,416
LARS, GODDAMN IT... "
849
00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:02,184
NEVER MET A LARS
I DIDN'T LIKE.
850
00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:04,753
THE GOOD LORD JEHOVAH
851
00:52:04,755 --> 00:52:08,057
MADE THE EARTH
IN SEVEN DAYS!
852
00:52:08,059 --> 00:52:09,758
- SIX, REALLY.
- AND 20 MINUTES
853
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:14,296
IS ENOUGH TIME TO FILL
THE WATERS WITH FISHES
854
00:52:14,298 --> 00:52:18,234
AND MAKE THIS BREATH
SINNER SCREAM.
855
00:52:18,236 --> 00:52:25,841
OR MY NAME ISN'T
DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN.
856
00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:28,244
I'M GLAD I FOUND
YOU, LARS.
857
00:52:28,246 --> 00:52:30,646
DANIEL, YOU'LL HAVE TO
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT.
858
00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:33,682
I HAVE TO HAVE A BRIEF
CHAT WITH THIS GUEST.
859
00:52:35,752 --> 00:52:39,155
SORRY I'M A BIT
TARDY, JACK.
860
00:52:39,157 --> 00:52:43,192
BUT I THINK I'M ONLY
20 MINUTES LATE.
861
00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,394
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, LARS.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
862
00:52:45,396 --> 00:52:48,731
TWENTY MINUTES IS
NOTHING, NOTHING. COME.
863
00:52:57,408 --> 00:52:59,742
WOW!
864
00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:01,777
GOODY GOODY.
RORSCHACH TEST.
865
00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:04,647
DO I GET TO LOOK AT
PICTURES OF VAGINAS?
866
00:53:04,649 --> 00:53:08,150
TELL ME THE FIRST THING
THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND.
867
00:53:08,152 --> 00:53:09,718
SEX.
868
00:53:09,720 --> 00:53:11,887
FIRST YOU HAVE TO
LOOK AT THE INKBLOT.
869
00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,889
IT WON'T CHANGE.
IT'LL STILL BE SEX.
870
00:53:13,891 --> 00:53:16,692
LOOK, I AM TRYING
TO HELP YOU.
871
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:21,130
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TRY TO BE GOOD.
872
00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:22,665
THANK YOU.
873
00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:29,838
WELL?
874
00:53:33,710 --> 00:53:37,179
WHICH PART OF THE PICTURE
WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO X-RAY?
875
00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:39,348
DO YOU THINK
THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE?
876
00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:42,651
OBSERVING THE PROJECTION OF
MY PERSONALITY ONTO THE PICTURE
877
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,653
IS THE POINT OF
THE TEST, IS IT NOT?
878
00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:46,655
YES, THAT'S CORRECT.
879
00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:48,924
OBVIOUSLY, YOU'VE BEEN DOING
SOME READING ABOUT THE SUBJECT.
880
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:54,863
WELL, THEN, ARE YOU
INTERESTED IN THE ANAL PART
881
00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:56,532
OF MY PERSONALITY,
882
00:53:56,534 --> 00:54:00,603
WHICH DEALS WITH ONE
PORTION OF THE INKBLOT?
883
00:54:00,605 --> 00:54:03,606
PERHAPS I SHOULD FOCUS ON
THE TERRIFYING SAVAGE FORMS
884
00:54:03,608 --> 00:54:05,608
ON THE LOWER HALF.
885
00:54:05,610 --> 00:54:08,210
THAT TELLS US IF
I'M ALIENATED.
886
00:54:08,212 --> 00:54:11,847
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE WHOLE PICTURE
SAYS TO YOU, WOULD YOU PLEASE?
887
00:54:13,717 --> 00:54:15,217
IT'S A PORCUPINE.
888
00:54:15,219 --> 00:54:18,687
OH! AT LAST,
SOME COOPERATION.
889
00:54:18,689 --> 00:54:20,823
AND WHAT IS
THE PORCUPINE DOING?
890
00:54:22,859 --> 00:54:25,494
IT'S PLAYING WITH
ITS VAGINA.
891
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:56,625
WHAT A LAME EXCUSE TO
INVITE HIM OVER SO SOON.
892
00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,927
I WOULD BE DELIGHTED,
MY DEAR.
893
00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:02,765
I LOOK FORWARD TO DINING
WITH YOU THIS EVENING AT 9:00.
894
00:55:02,767 --> 00:55:06,702
SOUNDS SO FORMAL
AND OLD-FASHIONED.
895
00:55:06,704 --> 00:55:08,771
WHAT AN ASS I AM.
896
00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:13,409
I JUST WANNA THANK YOU FOR
THE WONDERFUL LUNCH YESTERDAY.
897
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:16,812
GOD! IT COULDN'T HAVE SOUNDED
MORE LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL CRUSH.
898
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:20,015
HE MUST THINK
I'M AN OVERGROWN TEENAGER.
899
00:55:20,017 --> 00:55:23,018
MUST BE SOME SORT OF
CHARITY CASE FOR ZOE.
900
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,454
AN ACADEMIC ODDITY.
901
00:55:25,456 --> 00:55:27,790
PERFECT FOR RIDICULE.
902
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,559
I'M SUCH A FOOL
TO BE INFATUATED.
903
00:55:40,271 --> 00:55:42,604
COME IN.
904
00:55:49,979 --> 00:55:52,514
OOH LA LA!
905
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:54,316
WHO MIGHT THIS BE?
906
00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:55,984
I DON'T KNOW, PROFESSOR.
I THINK I MIGHT PREFER YOU
907
00:55:55,986 --> 00:55:58,721
IN YOUR COMFORTABLE
TEACHING DUDS
908
00:55:58,723 --> 00:56:01,590
THAN THIS STYLISH
TAILORED SUIT.
909
00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:04,927
I'D GLADLY WEAR ANYTHING
THAT PLEASES YOU, DEAR ZOE.
910
00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:07,029
THIS BOTTLE IS FOR YOU.
911
00:56:07,031 --> 00:56:08,831
THANK YOU.
912
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:12,301
I'VE BEEN SAVING THAT WINE
FOR A SPECIAL OCCASION.
913
00:56:12,303 --> 00:56:14,470
IT'S FROM A VINEYARD
ON SANTORINI ISLAND
914
00:56:14,472 --> 00:56:16,839
IN THE AEGEAN SEA
JUST NORTH OF CRETE.
915
00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:19,341
BUT THE ISLAND'S
ANCIENT NAME, CALISTA,
916
00:56:19,343 --> 00:56:20,943
SUITS YOU BETTER.
917
00:56:20,945 --> 00:56:23,579
AND WHY IS THAT,
PROFESSOR?
918
00:56:23,581 --> 00:56:25,981
PLEASE, CALL ME BARRY.
919
00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,420
BECAUSE CALISTA MEANS
"THE FAIREST ONE."
920
00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:34,757
OH, YOU'RE SO SWEET...
BARRY.
921
00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,027
BUT I PROMISED TO SHOW YOU
HOW TO USE
922
00:56:39,029 --> 00:56:40,496
YOUR FATHER'S TELESCOPE.
923
00:56:40,498 --> 00:56:44,900
THIS IS A GALAXY
16-INCH RCX 400
924
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,468
WITH A GLOBAL
POSITIONING SYSTEM.
925
00:56:46,470 --> 00:56:47,970
AT NIGHT, YOU CAN SEE
THE RINGS OF SATURN.
926
00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:50,906
DURING THE DAY,
DAZZLING SUNSPOTS.
927
00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:53,442
IT HAS A PRECISION
FRONT CORRECTOR LENS.
928
00:56:53,444 --> 00:56:55,778
YOU KNOW EVERYTHING.
929
00:56:55,780 --> 00:56:57,679
THAT'S THE M.I.T. NERD
IN ME, ZOE.
930
00:56:57,681 --> 00:56:59,481
PAY NO ATTENTION.
931
00:56:59,483 --> 00:57:01,784
WITH A LENS LIKE THIS,
932
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:04,019
THERE'S VIRTUALLY
NO DISTORTION IN THE OPTICS.
933
00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:07,189
IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU DON'T KNOW, BARRY?
934
00:57:12,529 --> 00:57:14,997
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU, ZOE,
935
00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:17,599
I REALIZE I DON'T KNOW
ANYTHING AT ALL.
936
00:57:47,030 --> 00:57:48,630
DANDY DAN!
937
00:57:48,632 --> 00:57:51,800
MAYBE I'VE HAD
ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE.
938
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:58,740
WE HAVE SURPRISE FOR YOU.
939
00:58:00,677 --> 00:58:02,778
- HEY, DANDY DAN.
- WHOA!
940
00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:04,880
- HELLO.
- I LIKE YOUR JACKET.
941
00:58:04,882 --> 00:58:07,115
BETTER AND BETTER.
THANK YOU.
942
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:09,451
I THINK I LIKE
YOUR JACKET BETTER OFF.
943
00:58:09,453 --> 00:58:12,221
OKAY. SOME PARTY.
944
00:58:21,664 --> 00:58:24,433
I THINK I'D LIKE
THIS BETTER OFF, TOO.
945
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,975
I THINK YOU
DESERVE A DRINK.
946
00:58:32,977 --> 00:58:35,143
- NO.
- COME ON.
947
00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:39,014
NO. NO!
I DON'T WANT IT.
948
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:42,951
CHARLOTTE, LAURA.
WHAT A SURPRISE.
949
00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,219
- COME ON, JUST...
- NO.
950
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:46,555
- JUST A LITTLE SIP.
- NO!!
951
00:59:36,005 --> 00:59:38,607
CATCH A RIDE HOME, CHARLIE.
952
00:59:52,989 --> 00:59:55,223
DID I THANK YOU FOR
SAVING MY LIFE, BY THE WAY?
953
00:59:55,225 --> 00:59:58,226
YOUR DAD SAYS THE LITTLE BITTY
RED ONES CAN BE FATAL WITH ALCOHOL.
954
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:00,996
IT'S GOOD MATERIAL
FOR MY NOVEL,
955
01:00:00,998 --> 01:00:03,699
EVEN IF IT COST ME
MY FAVORITE BLOUSE.
956
01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:07,903
AND NOW, I FEAR,
YOUR BRA AND UNDIES.
957
01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:17,112
THANK YOU, DR. BERNSTEIN, FOR
SHOWING ME HOW DANNY IS DOING.
958
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:21,083
HE'S MAKING MUCH BETTER PROGRESS
THAN I'D HOPED FOR, MR. TOPLER.
959
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:27,255
WOW! I SEE WHAT
YOU MEAN, DOCTOR.
960
01:00:27,257 --> 01:00:29,691
IS THAT PART OF
THE TREATMENT?
961
01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:38,567
NO, THAT'S NOT
PART OF THE TREATMENT.
962
01:00:38,569 --> 01:00:40,769
THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.
963
01:01:00,690 --> 01:01:03,792
I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE
DANIEL AGAIN EVER.
964
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,030
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?
965
01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,977
- LAURA.
- DAN.
966
01:01:21,979 --> 01:01:24,880
- I'M SORRY.
- I'M SORRY.
967
01:01:24,882 --> 01:01:26,214
WHAT IF DADDY
SENDS YOU TO PRISON?
968
01:01:26,216 --> 01:01:28,050
IT WOULDN'T BE
PROFESSIONAL OF HIM
969
01:01:28,052 --> 01:01:30,152
TO TAKE HIS FEELINGS OUT
ON ME.
970
01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:32,087
AM I EVER GONNA
SEE YOU AGAIN?
971
01:01:32,089 --> 01:01:34,656
TONIGHT, LOVER.
972
01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:37,159
I'M WRITING MY OWN STORY
FOR A CHANGE.
973
01:01:37,161 --> 01:01:39,261
BUT TURN YOUR ALARM ON
THIS TIME, DUMMY.
974
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:45,701
WHOO-HOO!
975
01:01:47,070 --> 01:01:49,938
SO HOW DO YOU KNOW
THE DANDY MAN?
976
01:01:49,940 --> 01:01:51,206
THE DANDY MAN?
977
01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:53,241
THE STUD YOU STOLE
FROM ME AT BRUCE'S.
978
01:01:53,243 --> 01:01:57,045
DAN TOPLER. THAT'S THE
GUY YOU'VE BEEN STALKING?
979
01:01:57,047 --> 01:02:01,116
DANNY'S ALL YOURS, LAURA. I
HAVE OTHER FISH TO FRY JUST NOW.
980
01:02:01,118 --> 01:02:03,218
WHAT HAPPENED, CHARLIE?
981
01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,087
DAN'S NOT UP TO YOUR
LEVEL OF COMPETITION?
982
01:02:05,089 --> 01:02:07,255
- FOR NOW.
- FOR NOW?
983
01:02:07,257 --> 01:02:11,259
MMM. I MIGHT NOT BE
THROUGH WITH HIM JUST YET.
984
01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:15,163
AND YOU? ARE YOU STILL
A CHASTE ALBEIT SMUTTY WRITER
985
01:02:15,165 --> 01:02:17,933
AFTER YOU DRAGGED
THE DANDY MAN FROM ME?
986
01:02:17,935 --> 01:02:21,303
- NO.
- OOH, START TO SHOVEL. I AM ALL EARS FOR THE DIRT.
987
01:02:21,305 --> 01:02:23,405
IT'S KIND OF
EMBARRASSING.
988
01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:25,407
YOU KNOW DAN
AS WELL AS I DO.
989
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,676
EMBARRASSING SOUNDS STRANGE
COMING FROM A NICE JEWISH GIRL
990
01:02:27,678 --> 01:02:30,112
WHO STRIPS IN FRONT OF DRUGGIES
AND DRAGS A HALF-NAKED MAN
991
01:02:30,114 --> 01:02:31,713
OUT THE DOOR.
992
01:02:31,715 --> 01:02:34,750
WE WENT TO HIS... PLACE.
993
01:02:34,752 --> 01:02:36,451
YES, GO ON.
DID HE FUCK YOU?
994
01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:38,386
- CHARLIE, HOW CAN YOU TALK LIKE THAT?
- OH, COME ON!
995
01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:40,889
YOU USE MY EVERY WORD
IN YOUR NOVELS.
996
01:02:40,891 --> 01:02:43,992
FROM NOW ON, I AM WRITING
STORIES WITH MATERIAL
997
01:02:43,994 --> 01:02:47,062
FROM MY OWN LIFE,
NOT YOURS ANYMORE.
998
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:51,266
BRUCE CALLED AND INVITED ME TO KEEP
COMING TO AS MANY PARTIES AS I LIKE.
999
01:02:51,268 --> 01:02:53,435
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, LAURA.
1000
01:02:53,437 --> 01:02:55,971
THAT CROWD'S INTO HARD
DRUGS, NOT JUST DRINKING.
1001
01:02:55,973 --> 01:02:59,407
- YOU PARTY WITH 'EM.
- BUT I CAN PROTECT MYSELF.
1002
01:02:59,409 --> 01:03:02,110
BRUCE INVITES LOWLIFES
FOR ATMOSPHERE.
1003
01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:04,980
IT AMUSES HIM TO HAVE
GUYS LIKE PIROT AROUND,
1004
01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:06,948
BUT THEY CAN
BE DANGEROUS.
1005
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,217
DAN'S JUST A HARMLESS
PREPPY BY COMPARISON.
1006
01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:12,187
AND WHAT MAKES YOU
SUCH AN EXPERT ON DANNY?
1007
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:14,756
I'M NOT AN EXPERT
ON HIM, LAURA.
1008
01:03:14,758 --> 01:03:16,958
YOU'RE JEALOUS,
1009
01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:19,895
BECAUSE HE WANTS ME
AND NOT YOU.
1010
01:03:19,897 --> 01:03:22,964
NOW HE'S
THE INVINCIBLE ONE.
1011
01:03:27,069 --> 01:03:29,805
NO MAN IS INVINCIBLE.
1012
01:03:31,774 --> 01:03:34,342
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU
WERE CHARLOTTE'S LOVER, DAN.
1013
01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:35,844
LAURA.
1014
01:03:35,846 --> 01:03:37,279
MAYBE I SHOULD SEE
IF SHE'S OKAY.
1015
01:03:37,281 --> 01:03:39,080
THAT PSYCHO'S BEEN
CHASING HER.
1016
01:03:39,082 --> 01:03:41,783
YOU'RE A PATIENT
HERE, REMEMBER, DAN?
1017
01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:43,485
THIS ISN'T THE TEMPLE
MEETINGS WHERE MY FATHER
1018
01:03:43,487 --> 01:03:45,520
LETS YOU PRETEND TO BE
A MEDICAL STUDENT.
1019
01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,756
THEY HAVE PSYCHIATRISTS, REAL
PSYCHIATRISTS, WHO CAN HELP HER.
1020
01:03:47,758 --> 01:03:49,524
STOP FOLLOWING ME.
1021
01:03:49,526 --> 01:03:51,893
WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS.
FOR ME, IT HAS TO BE NOW.
1022
01:03:51,895 --> 01:03:55,864
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK,
DREAMBOAT.
1023
01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:59,534
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK
ABOUT IT? I'M A DOCTOR.
1024
01:03:59,536 --> 01:04:01,870
NO, LARS,
SHE WOULDN'T.
1025
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:05,140
WOULD YOU TWO OLD GUYS
JUST BEAT IT?
1026
01:04:05,142 --> 01:04:07,442
OLD GUYS?
1027
01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:11,947
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY
ON THE OUTSIDE OF THIS ZOO
1028
01:04:11,949 --> 01:04:15,150
LOOKIN' IN A GLASS WINDOW,
ARE YOU, MY BOY?
1029
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:17,519
YOU BETTER DROP
THAT DOCTOR CRAP, LARS.
1030
01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:18,987
THEY'LL PUT YOU IN
A REAL JAIL.
1031
01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:21,823
I'M A REAL DOCTOR,
YOUNG MAN.
1032
01:04:21,825 --> 01:04:24,226
I TOLD YOU.
1033
01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,428
A PSYCHOANALYST.
1034
01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,496
SUCH HORSESHIT.
1035
01:04:28,498 --> 01:04:33,134
A DAZED, DIRECTIONLESS
DRUG ADDICT,
1036
01:04:33,136 --> 01:04:35,871
WHO'S NEVER DONE
A LICK OF WORK,
1037
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:38,006
KNOWS WHAT'S REAL?
1038
01:04:39,442 --> 01:04:42,544
BUT, YOU KNOW, MANY
PSYCHIATRISTS CHOOSE THEIR CAREERS
1039
01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:45,447
TO SOLVE
THEIR OWN PROBLEMS.
1040
01:04:47,016 --> 01:04:51,019
JACK BERNSTEIN OFTEN ASKS
MY ADVICE ABOUT CASES.
1041
01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:55,357
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF
1042
01:04:55,359 --> 01:04:58,593
BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE ME,
YOU JUNKIE.
1043
01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:03,265
AT LEAST I'M A HAS-BEEN,
1044
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:07,569
NOT A NEVER-WERE
LIKE YOU... DANDY MAN.
1045
01:05:09,005 --> 01:05:11,940
ISN'T THAT
WHAT THEY CALL YOU?
1046
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:22,450
HELEN, THAT FRUITCAKE LARS
CLAIMS HE'S A REAL SHRINK.
1047
01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:25,921
FORMER CHIEF PSYCHIATRIST
AT BELLEVUE.
1048
01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:29,291
REALLY? WHAT HAPPENED?
1049
01:05:29,293 --> 01:05:32,961
ONE DAY, HE WAS PICKED UP
STANDING IN BLOOMINGDALE'S WINDOW.
1050
01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,102
OH!
1051
01:05:41,104 --> 01:05:43,071
OH, NO.
1052
01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:46,574
- HI.
- HEY.
1053
01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:49,477
THESE ARE PICTURES
OF MY EX-WIFE MILDRED.
1054
01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,913
WHY SO MANY?
1055
01:05:51,915 --> 01:05:56,017
I SET FIRE TO ONE EACH
NIGHT, MAY SHE REST IN PEACE.
1056
01:05:56,019 --> 01:05:58,320
WHEN DID SHE DIE?
1057
01:05:58,322 --> 01:06:00,588
I'M STILL WAITING.
1058
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:05,560
WELL, ON THAT NOTE,
1059
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:09,931
SUPPOSE WE DISCUSS
DEPRESSION TONIGHT, ALL RIGHT?
1060
01:06:09,933 --> 01:06:13,535
I GOT LAID OFF MY
FIRST JOB AT A COLLEGE.
1061
01:06:13,537 --> 01:06:16,237
I COULDN'T FIND
WORK FOR MONTHS.
1062
01:06:16,239 --> 01:06:18,440
I FELT LIKE
A FAILURE.
1063
01:06:18,442 --> 01:06:21,443
MY CONSULTING WITH
LIVE FREE OR DIE
1064
01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:25,246
CERTAINLY HELPED ME
OVERCOME THE FEAR I HAD
1065
01:06:25,248 --> 01:06:27,215
FOR MY UPCOMING SURGERY.
1066
01:06:27,217 --> 01:06:30,185
WHO'S GONNA LEAD
THE DISCUSSIONS DURING...
1067
01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:32,387
WHILE YOU'RE
RECUPERATING, JACK?
1068
01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,956
DAN HAS VOLUNTEERED, IF IT'S
ALL RIGHT WITH YOU FELLAS.
1069
01:06:36,426 --> 01:06:39,060
- WHAT?
- I THINK THAT'S GREAT, DAN.
1070
01:06:39,062 --> 01:06:41,229
WE COULD USE SOME YOUNG
BLOOD IN THESE MEETINGS.
1071
01:06:43,233 --> 01:06:47,369
THANKS FOR THE TOTALLY UNDESERVED
VOTE OF CONFIDENCE, MEN.
1072
01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:51,573
SINCE MY OPERATION'S
COMING UP PRETTY SOON,
1073
01:06:51,575 --> 01:06:54,542
WHY DON'T YOU
START TONIGHT, HUH?
1074
01:06:56,312 --> 01:06:59,014
UH...
1075
01:06:59,016 --> 01:07:02,117
DEPRESSION...
1076
01:07:02,119 --> 01:07:04,586
UH, CAN HIT ANYONE
AS WE GROW OLDER.
1077
01:07:08,125 --> 01:07:11,726
OKAY, OKAY. I'M NOT
AS OLD AS YOU ARE.
1078
01:07:11,728 --> 01:07:13,528
NOT BY HALF.
1079
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:16,598
YEAH, WE'RE NOT YOUNG
AND HEALTHY ANYMORE.
1080
01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:19,534
WELL, YOU'D BE SURPRISED.
1081
01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,203
EVEN AT MY AGE...
1082
01:07:23,672 --> 01:07:26,708
LIFE'S NOT EASY.
1083
01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:33,014
I HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF
TO GET OUT OF BED.
1084
01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:35,550
YA KNOW? NOT GET
DRAGGED DOWN
1085
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,186
BY NEGATIVE THOUGHTS.
1086
01:07:39,688 --> 01:07:42,157
FIGURE OUT...
1087
01:07:42,159 --> 01:07:44,659
WHY I SHOULD LIVE
EACH DAY.
1088
01:07:44,661 --> 01:07:46,694
I HAD DEPRESSION!
1089
01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:50,565
WELL, THANK YOU
FOR SHARING THAT, SAM.
1090
01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:53,568
IS THAT OPERATION
ON YOUR LEG GETTIN' YOU DOWN?
1091
01:07:53,570 --> 01:07:56,137
I CAN'T WALK ANYWHERE
WITHOUT THIS ANYMORE.
1092
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,240
I'M BORED.
BORED TO DEATH.
1093
01:07:59,242 --> 01:08:01,609
DO YOU SEE
YOUR GRANDCHILDREN?
1094
01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:03,311
I WISH I HAD
GRANDCHILDREN.
1095
01:08:03,313 --> 01:08:05,647
I'M JUST A LONELY
BACHELOR NOW.
1096
01:08:05,649 --> 01:08:07,615
WHY LONELY? I BET
THERE'S PLENTY OF WOMEN
1097
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:09,784
WHO'D LIKE TO SHARE
YOUR COMPANY.
1098
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:12,587
NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT,
I DO SEE WOMEN LOOKIN' AT ME.
1099
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,423
YEAH. THEY WONDER WHAT'S
KEEPING YOU FROM FALLING DOWN.
1100
01:08:17,726 --> 01:08:19,828
YOU PUTZ.
1101
01:08:29,371 --> 01:08:31,639
I SAW YOU READING.
1102
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:34,609
BEEN TRYING TO RAISE FUNDS FOR A
NEW LIBRARY FOR OVER TWO YEARS NOW.
1103
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,112
THAT'S TOO BAD. A LIBRARY
WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE
1104
01:08:37,114 --> 01:08:39,547
FOR YOU TO MEET A WOMAN.
1105
01:08:41,684 --> 01:08:44,285
IT'S A LITTLE SILLY,
DON'T YOU THINK,
1106
01:08:44,287 --> 01:08:46,287
FOR ME TO START
DATING AGAIN?
1107
01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:48,223
YOU KNOW, MORTY,
1108
01:08:48,225 --> 01:08:51,459
I KNOW A VERY ATTRACTIVE
SINGLE WOMAN,
1109
01:08:51,461 --> 01:08:53,528
THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR
AT LIVE FREE OR DIE,
1110
01:08:53,530 --> 01:08:55,563
LOOKIN' FOR
A MAN LIKE YOU.
1111
01:08:55,565 --> 01:08:57,632
- ATHLETIC, HUH?
- OH, YEAH.
1112
01:08:57,634 --> 01:08:59,667
I COULD INTRODUCE YOU.
1113
01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:02,237
INTRODUCE ME,
FOR CHRIST SAKE?
1114
01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:04,772
FOR 40 YEARS, I'VE BEEN
MAKING INTROS FOR OTHERS
1115
01:09:04,774 --> 01:09:06,841
AS A CONSULTANT.
1116
01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:10,245
IF A BABE WANTS TO GLOM
A REAL MAN, I'M THE GUY.
1117
01:09:12,515 --> 01:09:15,350
OKAY, SUIT YOURSELF.
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
1118
01:09:15,352 --> 01:09:18,153
WHENEVER.
1119
01:09:29,331 --> 01:09:31,766
SOME ROTTEN FRIEND
YOU ARE.
1120
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:34,836
ROTTEN IS WHAT
I DO BEST, OLD CHUM.
1121
01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:37,672
WHAT SEEMS TO BE
THE PROBLEM?
1122
01:09:37,674 --> 01:09:39,741
WELL, LET'S START WITH
ATTEMPTED MURDER
1123
01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:42,277
WHEN YOU TRIED TO
PLY ME WITH MARTINIS
1124
01:09:42,279 --> 01:09:45,280
IN THE CASTLE CHAMBER
UPSTAIRS LAST SATURDAY.
1125
01:09:45,282 --> 01:09:47,382
WHY WOULD I MURDER YOU
WHEN YOU'RE DOING
1126
01:09:47,384 --> 01:09:50,451
SUCH A BONNIE GOOD JOB
OF DOING IT YOURSELF?
1127
01:09:50,453 --> 01:09:52,554
YOU SET ME UP, BRUCE.
1128
01:09:52,556 --> 01:09:55,857
LAURA AND CHARLIE ARRIVING IN
THE ROOM AT THE EXACT MOMENT
1129
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,725
I'M SET UP AS
AN OBJECT OF RIDICULE
1130
01:09:57,727 --> 01:10:00,528
FOR YOUR DRUGGIE
HANGERS-ON.
1131
01:10:00,530 --> 01:10:01,829
LAURA WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
1132
01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:04,165
NOT EVEN YOU, MY FRIEND,
1133
01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:06,768
CAN TELL ME WHOM I CAN
INVITE IN MY OWN HOME.
1134
01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:09,237
SO WHAT'S YOUR COMPLAINT?
1135
01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:11,506
I'M SURE YOU NAILED LAURA,
WHO, BY THE WAY,
1136
01:10:11,508 --> 01:10:13,575
LIES UPSTAIRS NEXT TO
THE CHIPSTER
1137
01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,910
WITH SEVERAL LINES
IN HER NOSTRILS.
1138
01:10:15,912 --> 01:10:18,179
- I WONDER IF HE'S DRILLED HER YET.
- I'LL BREAK HIM IN HALF.
1139
01:10:18,181 --> 01:10:21,382
DAN, DON'T DO
ANYTHING STUPID.
1140
01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:32,794
DANDY MAN.
1141
01:10:34,597 --> 01:10:36,497
HOW'S TRICKS?
1142
01:10:38,801 --> 01:10:41,269
DANDY MAN, YOU'RE A HELL OF A
LOT STRONGER THAN ONE MIGHT THINK.
1143
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:52,413
WELL, CLARK KENT, I GUESS
THAT MAKES ME LOIS LANE, HUH?
1144
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,215
GET DRESSED.
1145
01:10:54,217 --> 01:10:56,618
DO I GET TO SEE THE ICE
CASTLES LIKE IN SUPERMAN 3?
1146
01:10:56,620 --> 01:10:58,886
SUPERMAN 2.
1147
01:10:58,888 --> 01:11:04,759
WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER HERE
AND PROVE YOU'RE A MAN OF STEEL.
1148
01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:07,428
WHEN DID YOU GIVE UP READING
THE NEW YORKER FOR HUSTLER?
1149
01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,631
PUT YOUR DRESS ON.
1150
01:11:09,633 --> 01:11:12,567
AH, SCREW YOU, DAN.
1151
01:11:12,569 --> 01:11:14,502
YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER.
1152
01:11:14,504 --> 01:11:16,804
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS
TIME IF YOU'RE SO DAMN HOT FOR ME?
1153
01:11:16,806 --> 01:11:19,440
LET'S ASK YOUR FATHER THESE
QUESTIONS RIGHT NOW, WHY DON'T WE?
1154
01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:21,976
SEE WHAT HE HAS TO SAY ABOUT
HIS DAUGHTER SNIFFING BLOW.
1155
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:23,945
DON'T DO THAT.
1156
01:11:23,947 --> 01:11:26,648
MY FATHER'S TOO ILL. IT
WOULD KILL HIM. I'M GOING.
1157
01:11:26,650 --> 01:11:29,450
WE'RE GOING.
1158
01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:36,557
THIS IS OUR RELATIONSHIP?
1159
01:11:36,559 --> 01:11:39,527
MARKET RESEARCH
FOR THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL?
1160
01:11:39,529 --> 01:11:42,830
"THE ARMED AND DANGEROUS
POVERTY-STRICKEN BOY
1161
01:11:42,832 --> 01:11:44,799
"COULDN'T WAIT TO
RELIEVE HIS LUST.
1162
01:11:44,801 --> 01:11:48,670
"HE FORCED HER INTO
A NEARBY MOTEL
1163
01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:51,806
"WHERE HE RAVISHES
THE STUNNING BRALESS
1164
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:54,809
AND NEARLY UNCONSCIOUS
AUTHOR."
1165
01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:57,545
WELL, I AM... OOH!
1166
01:11:57,547 --> 01:12:01,883
UNEMPLOYED, BUT I WOULDN'T EXACTLY
CALL MYSELF DESTITUTE, LAURA.
1167
01:12:01,885 --> 01:12:04,686
AND WHO WANTS
TO RAVISH WHO?
1168
01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:06,788
RAVISH WHOM?
1169
01:12:06,790 --> 01:12:09,424
AND GO GET YOUR OWN JOB
IF YOU CAN.
1170
01:12:09,426 --> 01:12:11,626
THIS IS NONE OF
YOUR BUSINESS.
1171
01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:17,398
YOU KNOW I'M CRAZY
ABOUT YOU, DON'T YOU, LAURA?
1172
01:12:17,400 --> 01:12:19,767
YOU ARE CRAZY. PERIOD.
1173
01:12:20,869 --> 01:12:23,438
BUT NOT ONLY
IN A BAD WAY.
1174
01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,673
LET'S TALK.
1175
01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:28,710
IS TALK THE FOUR-LETTER
WORD YOU HAD IN MIND?
1176
01:12:49,598 --> 01:12:51,999
DR. BERNSTEIN WAS TAKEN
TO THE HOSPITAL.
1177
01:12:52,001 --> 01:12:53,735
HE'S IN SEVERE PAIN.
1178
01:12:53,737 --> 01:12:56,738
LET ME HAVE
MY CAR KEYS, HELEN.
1179
01:12:56,740 --> 01:12:58,606
DR. HEINE HAS 'EM, HONEY.
1180
01:12:59,943 --> 01:13:01,943
PLEASE ENTER.
1181
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,849
A VERY GOOD AFTERNOON
TO YOU, DR. HEINE.
1182
01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:09,450
I'M DANIEL TOPLER...
1183
01:13:09,452 --> 01:13:11,352
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
1184
01:13:11,354 --> 01:13:14,322
OKAY. BEFORE YOU LEAVE
FOR THE WEEKEND,
1185
01:13:14,324 --> 01:13:16,457
I THOUGHT I WOULD COME IN
AND GET ACQUAINTED.
1186
01:13:16,459 --> 01:13:18,426
LET YOU KNOW ABOUT
THE ROUTINE
1187
01:13:18,428 --> 01:13:20,528
THAT DR. BERNSTEIN
AND I HAVE.
1188
01:13:20,530 --> 01:13:22,730
I WAS SAD TO HEAR
OF HIS ILLNESS.
1189
01:13:22,732 --> 01:13:25,366
PROBABLY WON'T
MAKE IT, I IMAGINE.
1190
01:13:25,368 --> 01:13:29,103
- YOU GOT A LOT OF NERVE...
- YES.
1191
01:13:30,873 --> 01:13:33,608
WELL, I WOULD LIKE
TO PAY HIM A VISIT.
1192
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:35,777
WHILE I'M HERE, I WOULD
LIKE TO GET THE KEYS TO MY CAR
1193
01:13:35,779 --> 01:13:37,779
OR MY MONEY IN THE SAFE
FOR A CAB.
1194
01:13:37,781 --> 01:13:40,014
OUT OF THE QUESTION.
1195
01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:42,116
THANK YOU FOR
COMING, DANIEL.
1196
01:13:42,118 --> 01:13:44,952
WE WILL BE SEEING
A GREAT DEAL OF EACH OTHER,
1197
01:13:44,954 --> 01:13:47,922
BUT YOU MUST
LEAVE NOW.
1198
01:13:47,924 --> 01:13:50,725
AUF WIEDERSEHEN.
1199
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:57,532
I DON'T THINK
THIS MEN'S GROUP YOU ATTEND
1200
01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:59,667
CAN HELP YOU.
1201
01:13:59,669 --> 01:14:03,805
SO YOU WON'T BE NEEDING
THE KEYS FOR THAT, EITHER.
1202
01:14:05,441 --> 01:14:07,875
HAVE A PLEASANT WEEKEND.
1203
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,614
THAT SCARFY THING.
1204
01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:19,821
MY, OH, MY.
1205
01:14:19,823 --> 01:14:21,823
LOOK WHAT BIRD
THE CAT DRAGGED IN
1206
01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:24,158
FROM THE LOONEY BIN
NEXT DOOR.
1207
01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:27,562
STILL FEELING HUFFY, DANDY MAN, OR
ARE YOU JUST COMING TO THE BASH EARLY?
1208
01:14:27,564 --> 01:14:29,764
- LOOK, BRUCIE...
- SO IT'S BRUCIE AGAIN, IS IT?
1209
01:14:29,766 --> 01:14:31,699
YOU GONNA THROW ME
OUT THE WINDOW, TOO?
1210
01:14:31,701 --> 01:14:33,968
ANY MORE OF THOSE
SHENANIGANS, OLD MAN,
1211
01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:37,738
AND I'LL BE FORCED TO CROSS
YOU OFF MY INVITATION LIST.
1212
01:14:39,107 --> 01:14:42,009
I'M SORRY FOR
THE OTHER NIGHT.
1213
01:14:42,011 --> 01:14:44,178
WHAT HAPPENS TO ME
IS MY FAULT, NOT YOURS.
1214
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,714
EXACTAMENT, MON AMI.
1215
01:14:46,716 --> 01:14:50,184
MY APOLOGIES
TO THE CHIPSTER.
1216
01:14:50,186 --> 01:14:54,455
POOR GUY COULDN'T FORCE
A LIFE-SIZE PLASTIC DOLL
1217
01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:56,791
- TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
- HE'S TRIED, I ASSURE YOU.
1218
01:14:57,759 --> 01:14:59,760
BUT ENOUGH OF THAT.
1219
01:14:59,762 --> 01:15:02,063
WE'VE KNOWN
EACH OTHER FOREVER.
1220
01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:06,200
SO... YOU'RE HERE TO
CAROUSE NICELY THIS TIME?
1221
01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:13,741
BRUCIE, DO YOU EVER PARTAKE OF THE
PIXIE DUST THAT YOU SERVE AT THE PARTIES?
1222
01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:15,776
ME? NO, NEVER
TOUCH THE STUFF.
1223
01:15:15,778 --> 01:15:17,778
NEVER?
1224
01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:19,780
DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE VERY
FIRST TIME THE FOUR OF US
1225
01:15:19,782 --> 01:15:22,984
EVER BOUGHT SNOW TOGETHER
ON CHRISTMAS VACATION?
1226
01:15:22,986 --> 01:15:25,186
- WE ALL GOT RIPPED.
- HOW COULD I NOT REMEMBER?
1227
01:15:25,188 --> 01:15:28,823
YOU GOT SO STONED THAT WE HAD TO
CARRY YOU TO THE PARKING GARAGE.
1228
01:15:28,825 --> 01:15:30,825
MM-HMM.
1229
01:15:30,827 --> 01:15:32,960
YOU BEGGED US
NOT TO TELL ANYONE,
1230
01:15:32,962 --> 01:15:36,564
OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT NOT GET THE
AWARD FOR HEAD STUDENT AGAIN.
1231
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:39,634
YOU WERE THE SCHOOL STAR.
1232
01:15:39,636 --> 01:15:43,704
IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE YOU
SO SPACED OUT.
1233
01:15:43,706 --> 01:15:46,173
BUT YOU TOOK SOME, TOO.
1234
01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,775
WE ALL DID.
1235
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:50,578
NO, DANDY MAN.
ONLY YOU.
1236
01:15:50,580 --> 01:15:52,179
RONNIE, CHIPSTER AND I
ALL FAKED IT.
1237
01:15:52,181 --> 01:15:54,715
WE WERE TOO SCARED
TO TRY THE STUFF.
1238
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:59,220
NONE OF THE FOUR OF US HAVE EVER
DUSTED OUR NOSES WITH COKE BUT YOU, PAL.
1239
01:16:05,994 --> 01:16:08,863
I DO NEED A FAVOR.
1240
01:16:08,865 --> 01:16:11,265
BUT FIRST...
1241
01:16:14,770 --> 01:16:16,604
I WILL GIVE HIM
THE FAVOR.
1242
01:16:16,606 --> 01:16:17,738
THAT WON'T BE
NECESSARY, PIROT.
1243
01:16:18,807 --> 01:16:20,741
WHAT THE HELL
WAS THAT FOR?
1244
01:16:20,743 --> 01:16:25,012
THE DRUGS I'VE TAKEN
HAVE ALWAYS COME FROM YOU.
1245
01:16:25,014 --> 01:16:27,582
YOU COULD'VE BEEN
A BETTER FRIEND... BRUCIE.
1246
01:16:29,551 --> 01:16:31,953
YOU WERE ALWAYS THE
BRILLIANT ONE IN SCHOOL, DAN.
1247
01:16:31,955 --> 01:16:34,922
EVERYTHING ALWAYS CAME
SO EASILY TO YOU.
1248
01:16:34,924 --> 01:16:37,858
AND I NEVER THOUGHT IT,
I SWEAR,
1249
01:16:37,860 --> 01:16:42,296
BUT MAYBE IT WAS
TO LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD.
1250
01:16:42,298 --> 01:16:45,099
IS THAT SLUG TO MY CHIN
THE ONLY FAVOR YOU WANTED?
1251
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:47,101
NO.
1252
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:49,136
I NEED YOUR CAR.
1253
01:16:50,639 --> 01:16:53,608
AND SOME MONEY.
1254
01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:59,847
PIROT, INVITE THOSE TWINS
AGAIN FROM AMSTERDAM.
1255
01:16:59,849 --> 01:17:01,015
THEY WERE A BIG HIT.
1256
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:05,953
WE HAVE UNFINISHED
BUSINESS, DANNY.
1257
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,255
COME TO
150 CENTRAL PARK SOUTH.
1258
01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:10,825
CHARLOTTE'S
WAITING FOR YOU. COME NOW.
1259
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:13,794
YES. COME NOW.
1260
01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,902
SO DAN THINKS
HE'S INVINCIBLE, DOES HE?
1261
01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:31,946
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
WE WERE GOING BOWLING, CHARLIE.
1262
01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,181
I WOULD'VE BROUGHT
MY OWN BALL.
1263
01:17:46,962 --> 01:17:49,997
NO MAN IS INVINCIBLE.
1264
01:17:49,999 --> 01:17:53,367
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
LET'S DO LUNCH.
1265
01:17:58,140 --> 01:18:00,107
JUST VISITING.
1266
01:18:04,780 --> 01:18:07,248
BARRY'S NEXT.
1267
01:18:13,655 --> 01:18:15,890
DAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
I'M WORRIED.
1268
01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:18,225
HELEN SAID YOU LEFT
L.F.O.D. HOURS AGO.
1269
01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:20,327
I'M JUST STUCK IN
HEAVY TRAFFIC, LAURA,
1270
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,797
BUT I'LL BE AT
THE HOSPITAL SOON.
1271
01:18:28,336 --> 01:18:31,405
BARRY, OPEN UP
THE DOOR NOW.
1272
01:18:31,407 --> 01:18:33,374
ZOE?
1273
01:18:33,376 --> 01:18:36,677
A PLEASANT SURPRISE,
EVEN AT THIS LATE HOUR.
1274
01:18:44,686 --> 01:18:47,421
YOU ARE GETTING LAID.
1275
01:18:47,423 --> 01:18:49,757
WHAT'S THE MATTER, ZOE?
1276
01:18:49,759 --> 01:18:51,792
YOU SEEM DISTRESSED.
1277
01:18:51,794 --> 01:18:54,762
NO. I SAID GET IN
THE BEDROOM NOW.
1278
01:18:54,764 --> 01:18:58,766
YOU ARE GOING
TO BED ALONE.
1279
01:19:02,037 --> 01:19:04,105
DO NOT COME OUT
UNTIL THE MORNING.
1280
01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:06,107
I NEED SOME REST.
1281
01:19:13,882 --> 01:19:15,950
WOMEN.
1282
01:19:27,963 --> 01:19:30,197
IT WAS
SO SHITTY OF ME.
1283
01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,066
PLEASE FORGIVE ME, LAURA.
1284
01:19:36,404 --> 01:19:38,472
THAT WAS CHARLIE, HUH?
1285
01:19:40,342 --> 01:19:42,276
DID I EVER TELL YOU THE ONE
ABOUT THE TRAVELING SALESMAN
1286
01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,812
WITH THE BROKEN-DOWN CAR WHO
KNOCKS ON THE FARMHOUSE DOOR?
1287
01:19:44,814 --> 01:19:46,747
JUST LEAVE.
1288
01:19:46,749 --> 01:19:48,349
THE DOOR OPENS,
AND THE SALESMAN SAYS,
1289
01:19:48,351 --> 01:19:50,284
I SELL INSURANCE,
AND I NEED TO
1290
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:53,420
- SLEEP HERE TONIGHT.
- GET OUT.
1291
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:56,357
SECURITY? YES, THERE IS
A DANGEROUS INTRUDER
1292
01:19:56,359 --> 01:19:59,293
- IN MY FATHER'S ROOM.
- SO THE FARMER SAYS,
1293
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:02,096
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP WITH MY
DAUGHTER, OR WITH MY MAGIC PIG?
1294
01:20:02,098 --> 01:20:04,765
PLEASE ARREST THIS LUNATIC. HE
FORCED HIS WAY IN MY FATHER'S ROOM.
1295
01:20:04,767 --> 01:20:07,301
WELL, THAT DEPENDS,
SAYS THE SALESMAN.
1296
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:09,303
WHICH ONE CAN SIGN
THE PREMIUM CHECKS?
1297
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:12,239
LAURA, I'D RATHER SLEEP WITH
THE DOCTOR'S DAUGHTER
1298
01:20:12,241 --> 01:20:15,042
THAN WITH HER SORCERESS
FRIEND. JUST SIGN THE CHECK!
1299
01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:28,055
YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GOT
YOURSELF TO BLAME,
1300
01:20:28,057 --> 01:20:30,925
BECAUSE I'M NOT
LEAVING HERE... EVER.
1301
01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:33,394
SUIT YOURSELF, ZOE DEAR.
1302
01:20:33,396 --> 01:20:36,330
YOU'LL BE COMMITTING YOURSELF
TO A BORING PROFESSOR'S LIFE
1303
01:20:36,332 --> 01:20:39,433
OF LECTURES ON
DEAD GREEK POETS,
1304
01:20:39,435 --> 01:20:42,303
TRIPS TO MOUNTAIN
OBSERVATORIES,
1305
01:20:42,305 --> 01:20:44,872
AND SEASON TICKETS
TO THE YANKEES.
1306
01:20:44,874 --> 01:20:47,208
AHA! THAT'S IT!
1307
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:49,810
YOU'RE A GONER NOW
FOR SURE.
1308
01:20:49,812 --> 01:20:52,179
THIS IS YOUR LAST
CHANCE TO BOLT, PROFESSOR.
1309
01:20:52,181 --> 01:20:55,082
I'M GONNA CALL THOMAS AND
HAVE HIM BRING MY THINGS OVER.
1310
01:20:55,084 --> 01:20:58,285
ASK HIM TO PLEASE
BE CAREFUL WITH THAT TELESCOPE.
1311
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,958
WHAT ELSE CAN THAT WITCH
CHARLOTTE DAVIDSON WANT FROM ME?
1312
01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:07,127
MAYBE YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET TO
KEEP YOUR JOCKEY SHORTS, AFTER ALL.
1313
01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:09,830
I HIRED YOU AS
A LEGAL SHARK.
1314
01:21:09,832 --> 01:21:12,166
YOU TURNED OUT
TO BE A MINNOW!
1315
01:21:16,839 --> 01:21:18,806
AL! AL, YOU OKAY?
1316
01:21:18,808 --> 01:21:21,275
MY PITY PITCH
HAS NEVER FAILED ME.
1317
01:21:21,277 --> 01:21:23,277
WATCH AND LEARN.
1318
01:21:28,450 --> 01:21:31,252
ALBERT, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1319
01:21:31,254 --> 01:21:33,287
HARRIET, DARLING,
IS THAT YOU?
1320
01:21:33,289 --> 01:21:35,089
I CAN'T SEE.
1321
01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:38,192
OH, IT IS YOU.
1322
01:21:38,194 --> 01:21:41,262
HARRIET. HARRIET,
ALWAYS REMEMBER
1323
01:21:41,264 --> 01:21:43,530
THAT I LOVED YOU,
1324
01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:45,966
AND IN HEAVEN,
I WILL FORGIVE YOU.
1325
01:21:45,968 --> 01:21:47,601
- FORGIVE ME?
- YES.
1326
01:21:47,603 --> 01:21:50,871
YES, FORGIVE YOU, BUT
NOT YOUR SHYSTER LAWYER.
1327
01:21:50,873 --> 01:21:52,907
CALL AN AMBULANCE.
1328
01:21:52,909 --> 01:21:56,343
I DON'T THINK THAT
WILL BE NECESSARY, ALBERT.
1329
01:21:56,345 --> 01:21:59,480
I THINK A LITTLE
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION
1330
01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:02,449
- WILL DO THE TRICK. - YES,
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH. MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
1331
01:22:02,451 --> 01:22:04,251
GO AHEAD AND
SAVE YOUR FRIEND.
1332
01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:06,353
HUH?
1333
01:22:07,889 --> 01:22:10,124
- WHO ME?
- YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID.
1334
01:22:29,477 --> 01:22:32,179
ALL RIGHT,
TAKE MY JOCKEYS.
1335
01:22:32,181 --> 01:22:33,647
HA HA. KEEP THEM ON.
1336
01:22:33,649 --> 01:22:37,551
I HAVE CHANGED MY DIVORCE
PRACTICE TO MEDIATION.
1337
01:22:37,553 --> 01:22:41,422
I WANNA TRY TO BRING
THE TWO OF YOU CLOSER AGAIN,
1338
01:22:41,424 --> 01:22:43,457
AS A COUPLE.
1339
01:22:48,530 --> 01:22:51,465
I NEVER WANTED
A DIVORCE,
1340
01:22:51,467 --> 01:22:53,467
OR THE MONEY.
1341
01:22:53,469 --> 01:22:56,003
BUT YOU NEEDED
A LESSON FOR HURTING ME.
1342
01:22:56,005 --> 01:22:58,272
PLEASE FORGIVE ME.
1343
01:22:58,274 --> 01:23:00,507
I NEVER LOVED
ANYONE BUT YOU, HONEYBUNCH.
1344
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:03,210
I PROMISE, I'LL NEVER
LOOK AT ANOTHER WOMAN.
1345
01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:07,481
FOR ME NOW, A WOMAN
IS JUST LIKE A MAN...
1346
01:23:07,483 --> 01:23:11,018
A MAN WHO'S HAD A TRAGIC
BOATING ACCIDENT.
1347
01:23:17,459 --> 01:23:20,627
- LAURA?
- SHE'S ON HER WAY TO L.F.O.D.
1348
01:23:20,629 --> 01:23:22,463
I'M SO SORRY, DAN.
1349
01:23:22,465 --> 01:23:25,099
I REALLY HOPE YOU GUYS
CAN GET BACK TOGETHER.
1350
01:23:25,101 --> 01:23:27,167
UH, THANKS, CHARLIE.
1351
01:23:57,499 --> 01:23:59,333
I TOLD YOU
NOT TO TALK TO ME.
1352
01:23:59,335 --> 01:24:01,001
THEN WHY ARE YOU STANDING
AROUND WAITING FOR ME?
1353
01:24:01,003 --> 01:24:03,070
I WAS BEHIND THE TREE
WATCHING YOU.
1354
01:24:03,072 --> 01:24:05,039
GO FOR IT!
1355
01:24:06,341 --> 01:24:08,642
CHARLOTTE TAUGHT ME
HOW TO DO THAT.
1356
01:24:08,644 --> 01:24:12,479
OW. WELL, THANK HER
FOR ME, WOULD YA?
1357
01:24:18,386 --> 01:24:21,355
ALSO, KISS HER
LIKE THIS.
1358
01:24:26,561 --> 01:24:29,163
TELL HER WE'RE
ALL EVEN NOW.
1359
01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:31,231
WORLD WAR III IS OVER.
1360
01:24:33,168 --> 01:24:36,170
THIS DOESN'T CHANGE
ANYTHING BETWEEN US, DANNY.
1361
01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:39,106
YOU'RE STILL
A SELF-CENTERED,
1362
01:24:39,108 --> 01:24:42,042
UNFOCUSED, UNEMPLOYED
DRUGGIE.
1363
01:24:42,044 --> 01:24:44,344
AND THOSE ARE
MY GOOD POINTS.
1364
01:24:44,346 --> 01:24:48,082
COUPLES HAVE PROBLEMS,
BUT THEY WORK THEM OUT.
1365
01:24:48,084 --> 01:24:50,484
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
1366
01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:54,054
EVERYTHING IS JUST
FUN AND GAMES WITH YOU.
1367
01:24:54,056 --> 01:24:56,423
AND I STILL CAN'T
DISOBEY MY FATHER'S WISHES
1368
01:24:56,425 --> 01:24:59,126
ABOUT OUR SEEING
EACH OTHER.
1369
01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:01,728
WE'RE THROUGH.
1370
01:25:09,304 --> 01:25:12,039
AFTER TONIGHT.
1371
01:25:12,041 --> 01:25:13,807
YES!
1372
01:25:20,682 --> 01:25:23,584
I NEED A LIFT TO
THE MEN'S GROUP TONIGHT.
1373
01:25:27,355 --> 01:25:30,524
MAYBE AN INTRO TO
THAT ATHLETIC DAME FROM TOPLER
1374
01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:33,093
WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
SUCH A BAD IDEA.
1375
01:25:33,095 --> 01:25:35,129
MAY I HELP YOU?
- HUH?
1376
01:25:36,498 --> 01:25:39,466
YEAH, SURE.
1377
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:45,239
YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR
A DANIEL, UH...
1378
01:25:45,241 --> 01:25:47,441
UH...
1379
01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:50,310
OH, YES.
1380
01:25:50,312 --> 01:25:54,114
YOU MUST MEAN
DANIEL TOPLER.
1381
01:25:54,116 --> 01:25:56,450
YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
1382
01:25:56,452 --> 01:25:58,585
SAD CASE.
1383
01:25:58,587 --> 01:26:00,821
I'M HIS PHYSICIAN HERE.
1384
01:26:00,823 --> 01:26:03,624
OH, YEAH?
1385
01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:06,360
I HOPE I'M NOT
SPEAKING OUT OF TURN.
1386
01:26:06,362 --> 01:26:08,729
ARE YOU A RELATIVE?
1387
01:26:08,731 --> 01:26:11,231
NO, JUST
AN ACQUAINTANCE KINDA.
1388
01:26:11,233 --> 01:26:13,267
WE'RE IN THE SAME
MEN'S CLUB.
1389
01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:15,602
I SEE, I SEE.
1390
01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:18,572
THEN PERHAPS YOU DON'T
NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS
1391
01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:22,142
OF HIS HOMICIDAL
TENDENCIES.
1392
01:26:22,144 --> 01:26:25,746
ARE YOU SAYING
HE WANTS TO KILL PEOPLE?
1393
01:26:25,748 --> 01:26:29,149
SIR, PLEASE,
DON'T BE CONCERNED.
1394
01:26:29,151 --> 01:26:35,122
TO OUR KNOWLEDGE,
HE'S NEVER BEEN SUCCESSFUL.
1395
01:26:35,124 --> 01:26:37,624
ALTHOUGH,
WE CAN'T BE SURE.
1396
01:26:40,428 --> 01:26:43,630
I HAVE TO WATCH
MY WORDS.
1397
01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:46,300
A LITIGATION PRECAUTION.
1398
01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:48,902
OF COURSE, OF COURSE. MAYBE
I DON'T NEED TO SEE HIM TODAY.
1399
01:26:48,904 --> 01:26:52,206
I CAN SEE
I'VE ALARMED YOU,
1400
01:26:52,208 --> 01:26:54,675
MISTER...
1401
01:26:54,677 --> 01:26:58,512
MAVIS. MORTY MAVIS.
MORTY MAVIS.
1402
01:26:58,514 --> 01:27:02,149
AH, MORTY.
MAY I CALL YOU THAT?
1403
01:27:02,151 --> 01:27:04,384
YES, PLEASE.
1404
01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:07,421
LISTEN, MORTY,
WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN?
1405
01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:10,324
WELL, I DON'T HAVE
TOO MUCH TIME.
1406
01:27:10,326 --> 01:27:13,627
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK
CONFIDENTIALLY WITH YOU,
1407
01:27:13,629 --> 01:27:16,296
IF I MAY, MORTY.
1408
01:27:16,298 --> 01:27:18,865
WHY ARE YOU
REALLY HERE?
1409
01:27:18,867 --> 01:27:23,470
LOOK AT YOUR
ELEGANT CLOTHES,
1410
01:27:23,472 --> 01:27:27,574
AND YOUR OILY HAIR
CAREFULLY COMBED.
1411
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:32,346
I CAN SMELL A FRESHLY
APPLIED AFTERSHAVE LOTION.
1412
01:27:42,657 --> 01:27:46,526
YOU'RE HERE TO CHASE
SOME WOMAN, AREN'T YOU?
1413
01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:48,328
YOU REPROBATE.
1414
01:27:50,832 --> 01:27:53,900
IT CAN'T BE ONE OF
THE PUTRESCENT SCAGS
1415
01:27:53,902 --> 01:27:56,637
INCARCERATED
IN THIS HELL HOLE,
1416
01:27:56,639 --> 01:28:00,574
SO MUST BE
SOME STAFF MEMBER?
1417
01:28:02,910 --> 01:28:06,313
NOW LET ME THINK
1418
01:28:06,315 --> 01:28:10,550
WHO THE LUCKY LADY
MIGHT BE.
1419
01:28:10,552 --> 01:28:12,919
THAT'S ALL TRUE, YA KNOW,
1420
01:28:12,921 --> 01:28:15,722
BUT I ALSO, I'M LOOKING
FOR DANIEL TOPLER.
1421
01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,924
WHY AM I HERE?
1422
01:28:19,661 --> 01:28:23,330
CAN IT BE THAT
WE'RE ALL HERE
1423
01:28:23,332 --> 01:28:26,266
JUST TO WATCH TV,
PLAY SHUFFLEBOARD,
1424
01:28:26,268 --> 01:28:28,935
AND EAT THE CRAP THEY
SERVE IN THIS BOOBY HATCH?
1425
01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:31,271
I'M NOT SURE
I FOLLOW YOU, DOCTOR.
1426
01:28:31,273 --> 01:28:34,574
YOU DO KNOW
LIVE FREE OR DIE
1427
01:28:34,576 --> 01:28:37,644
IS A REHABILITATION
CLINIC?
1428
01:28:37,646 --> 01:28:40,814
I HAVE HEARD SOMETHING
TO THAT EFFECT.
1429
01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:42,683
THE STAFF HAS TO
SUGARCOAT IT.
1430
01:28:42,685 --> 01:28:44,484
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
- THIS IS A NUT HOUSE.
1431
01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:45,852
OH.
1432
01:28:45,854 --> 01:28:49,923
AND THAT DANIEL TOPLER,
1433
01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:54,761
OH, LORD! HE'S THE BIGGEST
NUT HERE.
1434
01:28:56,698 --> 01:29:00,667
IS THAT THE KIND
OF FRIENDS YOU HAVE,
1435
01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:03,036
MORTON MAVIS?
1436
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:04,504
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
HAVE TO BE GOING.
1437
01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:06,606
JUST STAY
WHERE YOU ARE,
1438
01:29:06,608 --> 01:29:11,445
MR. LOONEY TUNES FRIEND
OF DANIEL TOPLER'S.
1439
01:29:11,447 --> 01:29:15,315
SEE? SEE WHAT I MEAN,
JEHOVAH?
1440
01:29:15,317 --> 01:29:18,318
THE PERNICIOUS
TOPLER CONSPIRATOR,
1441
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:21,922
LIKE THIS PATHETIC
SINNER,
1442
01:29:21,924 --> 01:29:23,857
ARE OFF THEIR ROCKERS!
1443
01:29:23,859 --> 01:29:28,862
AND HERE AM I,
DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN...
1444
01:29:28,864 --> 01:29:31,298
BY COINCIDENCE,
I HAPPEN TO KNOW
1445
01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:33,300
A DR. JACOB Q. BERNSTEIN.
1446
01:29:33,302 --> 01:29:37,771
WILL YOU PLEASE
SHUT YOUR YAP?!
1447
01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:42,743
I'M THE SENIOR
NUTCRACKER HERE,
1448
01:29:42,745 --> 01:29:45,779
AND I HAVE TO PUT UP
WITH INSANE PATIENTS,
1449
01:29:45,781 --> 01:29:48,415
AND THEIR WACKO
VISITORS, TOO.
1450
01:29:57,024 --> 01:29:59,893
OY!
1451
01:29:59,895 --> 01:30:02,929
SO ALBERT WENT BACK
TO HIS WIFE.
1452
01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:05,031
THAT LITTLE FAT RAT.
1453
01:30:06,701 --> 01:30:09,903
- MAY I HELP YOU, SIR?
- WHO THE HELL IS THAT GUY?
1454
01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:12,906
OH, YOU MEAN THE ONE
SUCKING ON THE GIANT BINKY?
1455
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,374
YEAH, THAT MAMZER.
1456
01:30:14,376 --> 01:30:16,042
IT'S LARS.
1457
01:30:16,044 --> 01:30:18,145
HE'S A GUEST HERE.
HE'S HARMLESS.
1458
01:30:19,614 --> 01:30:21,982
HARMLESS.
1459
01:30:21,984 --> 01:30:24,918
UH, I'M LOOKING FOR
DANIEL TOPLER.
1460
01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,953
HE TOLD ME I COULD
GET TENNIS LESSONS
1461
01:30:26,955 --> 01:30:30,357
FROM THE ATHLETIC
CHEERLEADER HERE.
1462
01:30:30,359 --> 01:30:32,125
KIM NOVAK LOOKALIKE.
1463
01:30:32,127 --> 01:30:34,795
SOMEONE WHO MIGHT
POSSIBLY LOOK LIKE YOU,
1464
01:30:34,797 --> 01:30:37,431
- MISSUS, UH...
- MISS BUSHKIN.
1465
01:30:37,433 --> 01:30:40,100
I'M SURE DANNY
WAS TALKING ABOUT ME.
1466
01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,636
I AM THE ATHLETIC DIRECTOR
HERE AT LIVE FREE OR DIE.
1467
01:30:42,638 --> 01:30:44,404
I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT I
RESEMBLE THE STAR OF VERTIGO,
1468
01:30:44,406 --> 01:30:47,407
BUT IT WAS
SO MANY YEARS AGO.
1469
01:30:47,409 --> 01:30:49,476
HOW LONG AGO
COULD THAT HAVE BEEN?
1470
01:30:49,478 --> 01:30:53,413
I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
JUST GOT OUT OF GRADE SCHOOL.
1471
01:30:53,415 --> 01:30:56,750
WOULD YOUR WIFE
LIKE LESSONS, TOO?
1472
01:30:56,752 --> 01:31:00,420
WELL, SADLY,
MY WIFE AND I
1473
01:31:00,422 --> 01:31:02,656
HAVE BEEN DIVORCED
MANY YEARS,
1474
01:31:02,658 --> 01:31:05,826
AND, UH, I LIVE ALONE
IN A MANSION
1475
01:31:05,828 --> 01:31:12,499
WITH A GIANT, SUB-ZERO FRIDGE
WITH ICEMAKER, I MIGHT ADD.
1476
01:31:12,501 --> 01:31:16,136
OLYMPIC-SIZED
SWIMMING POOL.
1477
01:31:16,138 --> 01:31:18,104
GRASS TENNIS COURTS.
1478
01:31:18,106 --> 01:31:19,940
GRASS, HUH?
1479
01:31:19,942 --> 01:31:23,543
THAT MUST BE VERY
EXPENSIVE, YOU POOR MAN.
1480
01:31:23,545 --> 01:31:25,812
SO WHEN WOULD YOU
LIKE YOUR LESSONS?
1481
01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:30,550
I'M ONLY FREE NIGHTS
AND WEEKENDS.
1482
01:31:30,552 --> 01:31:33,086
HOW ABOUT THIS WEEKEND?
1483
01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:35,956
I'LL GO AHEAD
AND CALL DAN.
1484
01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:38,425
- I DON'T KNOW...
- DAN TOPLER.
1485
01:31:38,427 --> 01:31:40,794
OOH, NO.
NO, DON'T BOTHER.
1486
01:31:40,796 --> 01:31:42,863
I DON'T NEED
THE KID NOW.
1487
01:31:42,865 --> 01:31:45,866
I FOUND WHAT I WANTED.
1488
01:31:47,668 --> 01:31:50,770
MEN, I HAVE TO
CONFESS SOMETHING.
1489
01:31:50,772 --> 01:31:53,440
I HOPE YOU'LL LET ME
CONTINUE TO COME.
1490
01:31:53,442 --> 01:31:56,643
I'M NOT A MEDICAL SCHOOL
STUDENT.
1491
01:31:56,645 --> 01:32:01,481
I'M A PATIENT OF JACK'S, AND TRYING
TO RECUPERATE AT A REHAB CLINIC.
1492
01:32:01,483 --> 01:32:03,149
SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
1493
01:32:03,151 --> 01:32:05,185
YOU THINK JACK
WOULDN'T TELL HIS FRIENDS
1494
01:32:05,187 --> 01:32:08,021
THAT HE WAS BRINGING
SOME NUT CASE TO OUR MEETINGS?
1495
01:32:10,492 --> 01:32:14,060
YOU'RE DOING A GREAT
JOB AS OUR NEW LEADER.
1496
01:32:14,062 --> 01:32:16,663
FORGET ABOUT IT.
1497
01:32:18,466 --> 01:32:21,668
GREAT. UH, THAT'S IT
FOR TONIGHT, GUYS.
1498
01:32:21,670 --> 01:32:24,504
DR. BERNSTEIN'S DAUGHTER
IS PICKING ME UP
1499
01:32:24,506 --> 01:32:26,907
AND TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL
AS A FAVOR TO HER DAD.
1500
01:32:26,909 --> 01:32:29,042
BULLSHIT.
1501
01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:30,944
I KNOW JACK'S
DAUGHTER LAURA.
1502
01:32:30,946 --> 01:32:32,913
LAURA BERNSTEIN.
OF COURSE.
1503
01:32:32,915 --> 01:32:35,649
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED
HER FROM THE FUNERAL.
1504
01:32:35,651 --> 01:32:38,218
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GOIN' ON
IN THE CAR THE OTHER NIGHT?
1505
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:41,021
YOU AND LAURA, YOU
COULD'VE CHARGED TICKETS.
1506
01:32:41,023 --> 01:32:43,590
WATCHED ALL THOSE FIREWORKS. SO
WHAT ELSE IS GOIN' ON IN YOUR LIFE?
1507
01:32:43,592 --> 01:32:45,058
COME ON,
COME CLEAN WITH US.
1508
01:32:45,060 --> 01:32:47,794
OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
1509
01:32:47,796 --> 01:32:51,498
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND.
1510
01:32:51,500 --> 01:32:53,567
MAYBE A LOT MORE.
1511
01:32:53,569 --> 01:32:55,835
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER,
IS THAT IT?
1512
01:32:55,837 --> 01:32:58,738
WELL, WE WERE IN
THE MIDDLE OF THIS FIGHT,
1513
01:32:58,740 --> 01:33:01,675
AND THIS FANTASTIC WOMAN...
- YOU MEAN LAURA?
1514
01:33:01,677 --> 01:33:04,578
NO, ANOTHER WOMAN
NAMED CHARLOTTE.
1515
01:33:04,580 --> 01:33:06,813
PRACTICALLY A HYPNOTIST.
1516
01:33:06,815 --> 01:33:09,516
SHE'S A DIVORCE ATTORNEY
AND GOOD BUDDY OF LAURA'S,
1517
01:33:09,518 --> 01:33:14,554
SCREWED MY BRAINS OUT
1518
01:33:14,556 --> 01:33:18,792
FRIDAY NIGHT, KICKS ME OUT
OF HER CENTRAL PARK PENTHOUSE,
1519
01:33:18,794 --> 01:33:20,827
AND THEN,
SHE TELLS LAURA!
1520
01:33:22,931 --> 01:33:25,065
SO I'M IN DEEP DOO-DOO.
1521
01:33:25,067 --> 01:33:27,534
YOU'RE LAYIN' YOUR
GIRLFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND?
1522
01:33:27,536 --> 01:33:30,804
THEY'RE YOUNG.
GO FIGURE IT OUT.
1523
01:33:30,806 --> 01:33:33,707
WAS THIS LAST
FRIDAY NIGHT, DAN?
1524
01:33:33,709 --> 01:33:36,876
UH, YES.
WHY, BARRY?
1525
01:33:36,878 --> 01:33:39,045
NO REASON.
1526
01:33:39,047 --> 01:33:41,815
I'M JUST GETTING OLD,
1527
01:33:41,817 --> 01:33:44,985
AND SLOW TO REALIZE IT.
1528
01:33:47,254 --> 01:33:49,723
I'LL GIVE YOU A LIFT TO
THE TRAIN STATION, BARRY.
1529
01:33:49,725 --> 01:33:52,792
I THINK I'LL WALK.
THANK YOU, HARRY.
1530
01:34:16,817 --> 01:34:18,284
HELLO, LOVE.
1531
01:34:18,286 --> 01:34:21,655
HOW'S THE ANCIENT ORDER
OF GRUMPY MEN?
1532
01:34:26,127 --> 01:34:29,195
I AM NOT
A MODERN MAN, ZOE.
1533
01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:30,964
I TOLD YOU THAT
IN THE PARK.
1534
01:34:30,966 --> 01:34:33,333
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1535
01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:36,603
I KNOW YOU'RE
AN OLD FUDDY-DUDDY.
1536
01:34:36,605 --> 01:34:38,171
THAT'S WHY
I LOVE YOU.
1537
01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:41,775
ONE OF THE MEN PRODDED A
PATIENT OF JACK BERNSTEIN'S
1538
01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:44,277
ABOUT HIS PRIVATE LIFE.
1539
01:34:44,279 --> 01:34:47,180
DANIEL TOPLER.
I THINK YOU KNOW HIM.
1540
01:34:47,182 --> 01:34:49,783
BARRY...
1541
01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:51,384
HE DIDN'T MENTION
HER LAST NAME,
1542
01:34:51,386 --> 01:34:54,721
BUT SHE WAS A DELIRIOUSLY
MAGICAL WOMAN NAMED CHARLOTTE.
1543
01:34:54,723 --> 01:34:57,691
A DIVORCE ATTORNEY WHO LIVED
OVERLOOKING CENTRAL PARK,
1544
01:34:57,693 --> 01:35:00,093
- DRAGGED HIM INTO HER BEDROOM...
- BARRY, PLEASE.
1545
01:35:00,095 --> 01:35:02,829
- IF I TOLD YOU WHAT...
- PLEASE DON'T THINK ABOUT ANYBODY BUT US.
1546
01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:06,299
WE'RE ALL THAT COUNTS. I'M
SELLING MY FATHER'S BUSINESS.
1547
01:35:06,301 --> 01:35:09,769
I'M CHANGING
MY LAW PRACTICE,
1548
01:35:09,771 --> 01:35:12,205
JUST TO BECOME A WOMAN
YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.
1549
01:35:12,207 --> 01:35:15,175
I'M NOT THE SAME
PERSON ANYMORE.
1550
01:35:15,177 --> 01:35:16,843
- I KNOW...
- PLEASE DON'T EXPLAIN.
1551
01:35:16,845 --> 01:35:21,081
YOU'RE A YOUNG
AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, ZOE.
1552
01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:24,050
IT'S NOT FOR ME
TO JUDGE.
1553
01:35:24,052 --> 01:35:28,021
I JUST CAN'T TAKE PART IN
THE LIFE YOU'RE ENMESHED IN.
1554
01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:36,129
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU'VE MEANT TO ME.
1555
01:35:36,131 --> 01:35:40,166
OH, COME ON, BARRY.
HEAR ME OUT, WON'T YOU?
1556
01:35:40,168 --> 01:35:42,402
NO. PLEASE.
1557
01:35:42,404 --> 01:35:47,674
EXTEND TO THOMAS MY MEA CULPA
FOR MOVING YOUR THINGS AGAIN.
1558
01:35:47,676 --> 01:35:50,176
THIS WAS MY FAULT, ZOE.
1559
01:36:06,393 --> 01:36:08,895
PUT HIM IN A STRAITJACKET.
1560
01:36:08,897 --> 01:36:11,364
I TOLD YOU NOT
TO LEAVE HERE.
1561
01:36:11,366 --> 01:36:14,100
YOU'RE GOING
STRAIGHT TO PRISON THIS TIME.
1562
01:36:14,102 --> 01:36:16,169
OKAY, GO!
1563
01:36:16,171 --> 01:36:19,139
HEAD FOR THE HOSPITAL, LAURA.
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
1564
01:36:19,141 --> 01:36:22,008
THE POLICE WILL BE
WAITING FOR YOU!
1565
01:36:22,010 --> 01:36:25,378
WELL, AT LEAST KNOWING YOU
HAS GOT ME PUBLISHED.
1566
01:36:25,380 --> 01:36:27,714
THE NEW YORKER BOUGHT MY STORY
ABOUT A RICH COKE HEAD.
1567
01:36:27,716 --> 01:36:29,115
THEY THINK IT'S FICTION.
1568
01:36:29,117 --> 01:36:31,384
CONGRATULATIONS, LOVER.
1569
01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:34,254
I KNEW MY SELF-ABUSE
WOULD DO SOMEONE GOOD.
1570
01:36:34,256 --> 01:36:36,422
DOES HE WIN THE GIRL
IN THE END?
1571
01:36:36,424 --> 01:36:38,792
NO. HE'S A COMPLETE
LOSER.
1572
01:36:38,794 --> 01:36:41,127
IT'S CALLED "A SNOWBALL'S
CHANCE IN HELL."
1573
01:36:41,129 --> 01:36:44,130
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
CHANGE THE TITLE
1574
01:36:44,132 --> 01:36:48,001
WHEN I TELL YOUR FATHER
THAT I INTEND TO MARRY YOU.
1575
01:36:50,371 --> 01:36:52,405
IN A PIG'S EYE.
1576
01:36:52,407 --> 01:36:55,008
I WOULDN'T MARRY YOU
IN A MILLION YEARS.
1577
01:36:55,010 --> 01:36:58,511
YOU'RE A SELFISH,
SUICIDAL, NE'ER-DO-WELL ADDICT
1578
01:36:58,513 --> 01:37:00,947
- WITHOUT A JOB.
- FLATTERER.
1579
01:37:00,949 --> 01:37:03,416
YOU MIGHT BE SOME RICH KID,
1580
01:37:03,418 --> 01:37:05,351
BUT YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.
1581
01:37:05,353 --> 01:37:07,854
AND TAKE YOUR HAND
1582
01:37:07,856 --> 01:37:11,024
OFF MY BREAST.
WE COULD CRASH.
1583
01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:13,326
OH, IT'S STUCK.
1584
01:37:14,395 --> 01:37:17,497
YOU LOVE ME.
1585
01:37:17,499 --> 01:37:20,066
DON'T DO THIS.
1586
01:37:20,068 --> 01:37:22,435
MY FATHER'S TOO ILL
FOR YOU TO UPSET HIM.
1587
01:37:22,437 --> 01:37:25,405
WHAT IF I ASK
HIS PERMISSION?
1588
01:37:25,407 --> 01:37:28,408
YOUR CHANCES ARE ZILCH THAT
MY FATHER WOULD SAY YES TO YOU.
1589
01:37:28,410 --> 01:37:30,143
AND IF HE DOES?
1590
01:37:33,781 --> 01:37:36,182
OKAY, MR. KNOW-IT-ALL.
1591
01:37:36,184 --> 01:37:39,185
THEN MY ANSWER IS YES.
1592
01:37:39,187 --> 01:37:42,088
FAT CHANCE YOU HAVE.
1593
01:37:43,123 --> 01:37:45,491
BEN, THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE.
1594
01:37:45,493 --> 01:37:48,027
DON'T LET ANY POLICEMEN
INTO THIS ROOM.
1595
01:37:48,029 --> 01:37:50,797
I AM A POLICEMAN. YOU KNOW
WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO
1596
01:37:50,799 --> 01:37:53,199
THAN CHASE YOUR BEHIND
ALL OVER THIS ISLAND.
1597
01:37:53,201 --> 01:37:55,368
JUST GIVE ME
FIVE MINUTES, BEN.
1598
01:37:55,370 --> 01:37:58,037
THEN I'LL GO PEACEFULLY.
1599
01:37:59,807 --> 01:38:01,875
GO AHEAD.
1600
01:38:05,880 --> 01:38:07,814
- DADDY.
- HMM.
1601
01:38:07,816 --> 01:38:10,016
OH, HELLO, SWEETHEART.
1602
01:38:10,018 --> 01:38:12,185
- DANNY, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
1603
01:38:12,187 --> 01:38:14,454
HOW ARE THE TEMPLE
MEETINGS GOING?
1604
01:38:14,456 --> 01:38:17,824
GREAT. DR. BERNSTEIN, I'VE COME TO
ASK YOU FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND.
1605
01:38:17,826 --> 01:38:21,527
DON'T SAY YES. TELL HIM HOW
SELFISH AND IRRESPONSIBLE HE IS.
1606
01:38:21,529 --> 01:38:25,098
YOU KNOW, YOU'VE DONE A MARVELOUS
JOB WITH THE MEN'S GROUP.
1607
01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:28,368
YOU EVEN GOT
A GIRLFRIEND FOR MORTY.
1608
01:38:28,370 --> 01:38:29,903
HE'S A DRUGGIE.
1609
01:38:29,905 --> 01:38:32,338
SINCE THE FIRST NIGHT,
HE'S BEEN FREE.
1610
01:38:32,340 --> 01:38:35,608
HASN'T BEEN A TRACE OF SUBSTANCE
IN HIS URINE OR IN HIS BLOOD.
1611
01:38:35,610 --> 01:38:39,112
HE'S AN IDLER.
NO JOB AND NO PROSPECTS.
1612
01:38:39,114 --> 01:38:40,613
NOT EXACTLY SO.
1613
01:38:40,615 --> 01:38:43,616
DID YOU ACCEPT THAT SLOT
AT THE OLD MEDICAL SCHOOL?
1614
01:38:43,618 --> 01:38:45,985
HEY.
1615
01:38:45,987 --> 01:38:48,388
THE HEAD OF THE ADMISSIONS
BOARD IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE.
1616
01:38:48,390 --> 01:38:51,591
- HE TOLD ME ABOUT IT.
- TIME'S UP. GOTTA GO. NOW.
1617
01:38:51,593 --> 01:38:54,060
THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY,
OFFICER. THANK YOU.
1618
01:38:56,463 --> 01:39:01,200
LAURA, WILL YOU GET ME THAT BLUE
DOCUMENT BACK THERE, AND A PEN?
1619
01:39:02,403 --> 01:39:06,205
THANK YOU.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1620
01:39:06,207 --> 01:39:09,642
YOU'RE NO LONGER UNDER
THE COURT'S JURISDICTION.
1621
01:39:09,644 --> 01:39:11,210
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
THIS DAY.
1622
01:39:11,212 --> 01:39:12,645
CONGRATULATIONS.
1623
01:39:12,647 --> 01:39:16,449
CAN I EVER GET A STEP
AHEAD OF YOU, DR. BERNSTEIN?
1624
01:39:16,451 --> 01:39:19,152
YOU WILL WHEN
NECESSARY, MY BOY.
1625
01:39:19,154 --> 01:39:23,156
AS RABBI MYERS SAID,
MY LIFE IS BLESSED.
1626
01:39:23,158 --> 01:39:26,626
I NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING
UNTIL I HAD IT.
1627
01:39:26,628 --> 01:39:28,328
ACTUALLY, RABBI McCALL
SAID THAT.
1628
01:39:28,330 --> 01:39:30,897
DURING COFFEE BREAKS
AT THE MEETINGS,
1629
01:39:30,899 --> 01:39:33,032
I'VE BEEN READING THE
MEDITATIONS IN THE PRAYER BOOK.
1630
01:39:35,102 --> 01:39:37,103
WELL, LAURA, DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER OBJECTIONS
1631
01:39:37,105 --> 01:39:39,238
ABOUT MARRYING
THIS FINE YOUNG MAN?
1632
01:39:42,676 --> 01:39:44,677
NO, I DON'T.
1633
01:39:44,679 --> 01:39:48,014
I NEVER NEEDED DAN
UNTIL NOW THAT I HAVE HIM.
1634
01:39:59,059 --> 01:40:01,427
THE CONSTRUCTION ON
THE PARTHENON
1635
01:40:01,429 --> 01:40:04,497
YOU SEE BEHIND ME
BEGAN IN 347 B.C.
1636
01:40:04,499 --> 01:40:06,599
447.
1637
01:40:08,470 --> 01:40:11,070
UH, YES.
QUITE RIGHT.
1638
01:40:11,072 --> 01:40:14,207
447 B.C.
1639
01:40:14,209 --> 01:40:16,642
HISTORIANS CONSIDER
THE EDIFICE
1640
01:40:16,644 --> 01:40:19,445
AT THE PEAK OF CLASSICAL
IONIC ARCHITECTURE.
1641
01:40:19,447 --> 01:40:22,281
DORIC.
1642
01:40:22,283 --> 01:40:25,585
YES, YES, OF COURSE.
DORIC ARCHITECTURE.
1643
01:40:25,587 --> 01:40:28,154
PERHAPS I SHOULD
LOOK AT MY NOTES.
1644
01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:41,300
THE WEST END RELIEF
SHOWS THE COMBAT BETWEEN
1645
01:40:41,302 --> 01:40:43,436
THE AMAZONS
AND THE ATHENIANS,
1646
01:40:43,438 --> 01:40:46,039
AND THAT'S WHY
IT'S MY FAVORITE.
1647
01:40:46,041 --> 01:40:50,343
BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF
YOUR PROFESSOR BARRY BLACKMON.
1648
01:40:50,345 --> 01:40:53,980
ZOE, I...
- PLEASE DON'T INTERRUPT. I'M NOT FINISHED.
1649
01:40:53,982 --> 01:40:57,016
THE BASE OF THE PARTHENON
IS 69.5 METERS
1650
01:40:57,018 --> 01:40:59,519
BY 30.9 METERS.
1651
01:40:59,521 --> 01:41:02,121
I'D FORGOTTEN. IT'S SO
GOOD OF YOU TO ARRANGE FOR
1652
01:41:02,123 --> 01:41:04,457
THE TEMPLE LIBRARY
DONATION. I HEARD.
1653
01:41:04,459 --> 01:41:07,427
THE INTERNAL COLONNADES
WERE CONSTRUCTED IN TWO TIERS
1654
01:41:07,429 --> 01:41:09,629
TO SUPPORT THE ROOF.
1655
01:41:09,631 --> 01:41:12,532
- I WAS A FOOL TO LEAVE YOU.
- YES, YOU WERE.
1656
01:41:12,534 --> 01:41:16,302
DID YOU KNOW THAT MY FATHER MARRIED
MY MOTHER NEXT TO THOSE COLONNADES?
1657
01:41:16,304 --> 01:41:19,305
I WAS THERE THEN.
1658
01:41:19,307 --> 01:41:21,507
GANYMEDE LOOKED
SO PROUD AND HANDSOME,
1659
01:41:21,509 --> 01:41:24,310
AND HE MARRIED THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAD EVER SEEN,
1660
01:41:24,312 --> 01:41:26,779
UNTIL I MET
THEIR DAUGHTER.
1661
01:41:26,781 --> 01:41:28,748
I WAS THE BEST MAN.
1662
01:41:28,750 --> 01:41:33,219
YOU STILL ARE
THE BEST MAN.
1663
01:41:33,221 --> 01:41:35,655
WHO WILL BE YOURS
AT OUR WEDDING?
1664
01:41:46,133 --> 01:41:49,435
DO YOU,
DANIEL TOPLER,
1665
01:41:49,437 --> 01:41:53,072
BEFORE THIS ASSEMBLAGE,
1666
01:41:53,074 --> 01:41:56,442
- SWEAR TO TAKE THIS...
- CAN YOU MAKE THIS QUICK, YOUR HONOR?
1667
01:41:56,444 --> 01:41:58,678
THEIR PLANE TO BERMUDA
LEAVES IN AN HOUR.
1668
01:42:00,047 --> 01:42:03,683
DO YOU,
DANIEL TOPLER,
1669
01:42:03,685 --> 01:42:06,319
SWEAR TO TAKE THIS...
1670
01:42:06,321 --> 01:42:10,490
BEAUTIFUL, SEXY WOMAN
1671
01:42:10,492 --> 01:42:16,596
TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH?
1672
01:42:16,598 --> 01:42:18,131
I DO.
1673
01:42:18,133 --> 01:42:21,334
DO YOU,
LAURA BERNSTEIN,
1674
01:42:21,336 --> 01:42:25,404
BEFORE THIS AUGUST
ASSEMBLAGE,
1675
01:42:25,406 --> 01:42:32,712
SWEAR TO OBEY
THIS UNEMPLOYED MAN?
1676
01:42:32,714 --> 01:42:34,447
WHOA.
1677
01:42:34,449 --> 01:42:38,618
AND TO HAVE AND TO HOLD
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH?
1678
01:42:38,620 --> 01:42:40,620
I DO.
1679
01:42:40,622 --> 01:42:44,123
THEN BY THE LAWS OF
THE STATE OF NEW YORK,
1680
01:42:44,125 --> 01:42:48,294
AND THE POWERS OF
GREAT JEHOVAH...
1681
01:42:53,267 --> 01:42:55,601
I DECLARE YOU
1682
01:42:55,603 --> 01:42:58,571
MAN AND WIFE.
1683
01:43:03,143 --> 01:43:06,379
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE,
GOOD LOVIN' ♪
1684
01:43:06,381 --> 01:43:09,515
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
- LARS!
1685
01:43:09,517 --> 01:43:11,551
♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1686
01:43:11,553 --> 01:43:14,120
♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1687
01:43:14,122 --> 01:43:16,522
NO! NO, NO, NO!
1688
01:43:16,524 --> 01:43:21,894
♪ I WAS FEELIN'
SO BAD ♪
1689
01:43:21,896 --> 01:43:26,499
♪ I ASKED MY FAMILY DOCTOR
JUST WHAT I HAD ♪
1690
01:43:26,501 --> 01:43:28,834
- ♪ I SAID, DOCTOR
- ♪ DOCTOR
1691
01:43:28,836 --> 01:43:31,537
- ♪ MR. M.D.
- ♪ DOCTOR
1692
01:43:31,539 --> 01:43:35,308
♪ CAN YOU TELL ME, YEAH,
WHAT'S AILIN' ME? ♪
1693
01:43:35,310 --> 01:43:36,909
♪ DOCTOR
1694
01:43:36,911 --> 01:43:39,779
♪ HE SAID, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1695
01:43:39,781 --> 01:43:41,747
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH ♪
1696
01:43:41,749 --> 01:43:46,252
♪ YES, INDEED,
ALL I REALLY NEED ♪
1697
01:43:46,254 --> 01:43:48,554
♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1698
01:43:48,556 --> 01:43:50,523
- ♪ COME ON, GIVE ME GOOD LOVIN' ♪
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1699
01:43:50,525 --> 01:43:52,892
- ♪ ALL I WANT IS LOVIN'
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1700
01:43:52,894 --> 01:43:55,728
♪ GIVE ME YOUR LOVIN',
BABY ♪
1701
01:43:59,299 --> 01:44:03,202
♪ HONEY, PLEASE,
SQUEEZE ME TIGHT ♪
1702
01:44:03,204 --> 01:44:05,204
♪ SQUEEZE ME TIGHT
1703
01:44:05,206 --> 01:44:07,873
♪ DON'T YOU WANT YOUR BABY
TO BE ALL RIGHT? ♪
1704
01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:09,542
♪ BE ALL RIGHT
1705
01:44:09,544 --> 01:44:11,877
- ♪ I SAID, BABY
- ♪ BABY
1706
01:44:11,879 --> 01:44:14,313
- ♪ IT'S FOR SURE
- ♪ IT'S FOR SURE
1707
01:44:14,315 --> 01:44:18,317
♪ I GOT THE FEVER, YEAH,
YOU GOT THE CURE ♪
1708
01:44:18,319 --> 01:44:19,785
♪ GOT THE CURE
1709
01:44:19,787 --> 01:44:22,455
♪ EVERYBODY, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
1710
01:44:22,457 --> 01:44:24,824
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH ♪
1711
01:44:24,826 --> 01:44:28,594
♪ YES, INDEED,
ALL I REALLY NEED ♪
1712
01:44:28,596 --> 01:44:30,963
♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1713
01:44:30,965 --> 01:44:33,199
- ♪ COME ON, GIVE ME GOOD LOVIN' ♪
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1714
01:44:33,201 --> 01:44:35,468
- ♪ ALL I WANT IS LOVIN'
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1715
01:44:35,470 --> 01:44:38,671
- ♪ GIVE ME YOUR LOVIN', BABY
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1716
01:45:05,632 --> 01:45:07,967
♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1717
01:45:07,969 --> 01:45:09,969
- ♪ COME ON, GIVE ME GOOD LOVIN' ♪
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1718
01:45:09,971 --> 01:45:12,471
- ♪ ALL I WANT IS LOVIN'
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1719
01:45:12,473 --> 01:45:15,341
- ♪ GIVE ME YOUR LOVIN', BABY ♪
- ♪ GOOD LOVIN'
1720
01:45:21,648 --> 01:45:23,516
♪ HEY!
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