Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

BUNNICULA: Ta-da!

HAROLD: Oh-ho-ho. What is that green stuff? Is that slime?

-(BUNNICULA BABBLES) -Huh?

-HAROLD: Wow! That smell is brutal. -(BUNNICULA CHUCKLES)

HAROLD: I think it's moving. BUNNICULA: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

HAROLD: All right, okay, okay...

If I pass out, you've to wake me up.

What are they doing?

(GULPS, EXCLAIMS)

Oh, this stale egg nog, it starts with an effervescent bite of mold.

And then it finishes nicely with some velvety notes of sour cheese.

(BABBLES)

I'm afraid to ask but what are you two doing?

Bunnicula and I are right in the middle of our bi-monthly eating challenge.

Yeah, that's right.

We challenge each other to eat the grossest food we can find.

(BABBLES)

Ooh. Stinky Limburger cheese.

(SCOFFS) It's too easy.

Mmm. (EXCLAIMS) Exquisite.

You guys can get really sick, you know?

Uh-huh. Now let's see. Hmm.

Oh ho-ho. Oh, I got it.

Rotten black radishes.

(SCOFFS, BABBLES)

Cool.

You still don't think this is a bad idea, huh?

(BABBLES, CHUCKLES)

Bring on the next course.

Okay.

A-ha!

-Ta-da! -(GASPS)

Three week old tilapia, moldy mini franks,

and slimy cream corn.

You're gonna be sick for a week!

Hmm... I'm going in.

Harold, stop! No! Give me that. Give me that.

Stop. Come back here. (GRUNTS)

Oh! Oh... (GULPS) Oh.

Uh-oh, I don't think that was a good idea.

Well, I hope you learned your lesson this time.

(GROANS)

(BELCHES)

(LAUGHS) Pardon me. Okay, all better.

You didn't learn your lesson.

My turn to pick. Hmm. Let's see...

Oh... (LAUGHS) That flower over there.

That's a sunflower. You do realize it has the word "sun" in it, right?

No, I'm good.

(BABBLES)

Bunnicula, wait! That's really not a good idea.

Uh-oh!

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS) Wow!

See, I told you so.

(GROANS)

-(SNEEZES) -(BOTH GASP)

(GROANS)

(SNEEZES)

Whoa! Oh, oh!

(SNEEZES)

(GROANS)

Oh, this is not good. Bunn's obviously allergic.

(GROANS)

(TALKS GIBBERISH)

You say you want us to take you to the vet?

But I can't take you to the vet.

Not after what happened...

Last time.

(TALKS GIBBERISH)

What's he trying to say now, Harold? Harold?

I can't go to the vet. Please don't make me go!

You need to snap out of it, Harold.

Bunnicula's sick and we gotta figure out what to do.

CHESTER:I'm with you. We can't go to the vet.

Any examination of Bunnicula will reveal that he is a vampire.

Let me check your heartbeat.

(HOLLOW WHING)

(SNEEZES)

Oh, no. We can't let Mina see him like this.

(HUMMING) Oh. Hey, Bunn.

You don't look so good. We better get you to the vet.

-(BOTH GASP) -Uh-oh!

Oh, poor little guy.

Ooh, while I'm at it, you both are due for a check up too.

-(GROANS) -Nope, I'm out.

-(DOG BARKING) -(MINA SIGHS)

I've never had to take Bunnicula to the vet before.

I hope he's okay.

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine, Mina.

I'm just glad we found one that's open this late.

And you know what else we're gonna find?

All these hidden objects.

Now where's that baseball?

Oh, Chester, I can't stand the vet. I can't take it, man.

You gotta get me out of here.

(CRIES)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

Oh, Chester, this place is freaking me out, man. (WHIMPERS)

Snap out of it, Harold. If the vet examines Bunnicula,

she's gonna find out that Bunnicula's a vampire.

We cannot let that happen.

That door over there leads to the vet's examination room.

All you and I have to do is prevent Bunnicula

from going through that door. Once...

Bunnicula! Stop. (GRUNTS) Help!

A little help here.

I can't move. (WHIMPERS)

If you help, we can leave the vet.

Oh, okay.

MINA: Wait a minute!

Oh, forget it. I thought I found it.

Don't worry, Mina. Nothing gets by our eagle eyes.

What in the world!

I think I just found the horse.

No, Dad, that's a cat.

-(GROANS) -CHESTER: Huh?

(GROANS)

We gotta stop him, Harold.

No, no, no. I can't go in there. No!

Come on, Harold. He's getting away.

-(CATS MEOWING) -(DOGS HOWLING)

Oh, man. Oh, man.

There he is. Bunnicula, stop!

(SLURRING, BABBLING)

(SNEEZES)

Huh? Yikes!

Gang way, Harold!

(SNEEZES)

(SNEEZES)

(EXCLAIMS, PANTS)

(SCREAMS IN PAIN)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

(SNEEZES)

(CHESTER PANTING)

Well, hello, what have we here?

Welcome to our facility.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Lift with the legs... (STRAINING)

Geronimo!

(CHATTERING INDISTICTLY)

Care for a refreshment?

Uh, no, no. I'm good. Thanks anyway.

Harold, we should probably find Bunnicula.

-Harold? -Chester.

We can't stay here any longer.

Terrible things happen at the vet.

Awful, bad, terrible things.

What are you talking about? This place is paradise.

That's not true.

You don't even wanna know what happened... Last time.

-Last time? What's he talking about, last time? -Last time?

It was a night just like tonight, except during the day.

HAROLD:I had just finished with my check-up.

Everything was going fine.

The vet slowly reached into her pocket.

to give me a treat for being a good boy.

That's when it happened.

MAN: Doctor, you're needed in room four.

And then she was gone.

She never gave me my treat!

(CRIES)

(ALL LAUGHING)

That's it? That's the story?

Oh, man, you are too funny.

Could I sign you up for open mike night tomorrow?

(HESITANTLY) Hey, uh, listen, we didn't mean to interrupt your, uh... Shindig.

We're just gonna grab our friend and be on our way.

Bunnicula! Bunnicula!

-(BUNNICULA GROANS) -Huh?

No more games, Bunnicula. Come here. Hey!

(EXCLAIMS) Whoa! Whoa!

DOCTOR: There you are, Bunnicula. I've been looking all over for you.

Oh, no, this is bad.

Oh, no, we're too late. She's gonna find out Bunnicula's a vampire.

Oh, this is bad, Harold.

I know. What if she doesn't give us any treats?

All we can do now is hope she doesn't find anything strange.

DOCTOR: Oh, my. That's unusual.

(GASPS)

Oh, dear. That's not right. That's not right at all.

(GASPS)

-Say "ah." -Ah...

I've never seen anything like this.

(GASPS) That's it! We got you, Bunnic.

DOCTOR: What is going on here?

You've poked and prodded him enough.

You can't examine our friend anymore.

Yeah, we're not gonna let you find out Bunnicula's a vampire.

-Harold! -I mean, he's not a vampire.

Why would you even think that?

But I already know Bunnicula's a vampire.

-(BOTH GASP) -Wait! You do?

And you can understand us?

Of course. The M.D. stands for mystical doctor.

I've been treating Bunnicula and his friends for centuries.

Wow! There's a whole supernatural waiting room in there.

And look, there's Marvin. Hey, Marvin.

Ahoy, Harold. (SNEEZES)

I can't believe you didn't tell us you already knew about all this.

Sorry!

Hey! Does that mean you can help get us some of those treats?

(GROANS)

So, Bunnicula's gonna be okay?

Of course, sweetie.

But next time, you can't feed him a sunflower.

I mean, it has the word "sun" right in the name.

-Huh. There you go. -(CHUCKLES)

Oh, look, Dad, there's the funicular.

Oh! Hey! Great eye, Mina.

-(DOOR OPENS) -Huh? They're done already?

Here you go. He's all better.

Bunnicula, you look as good as new.

I didn't even see you go in there.

Me neither. I can't believe we missed it.

Oh, I can.

You know, this vet isn't so bad.

We're ready for you, Mr. Strummer.

Here you go, buddy. Plenty to go around.

Huh?

(GROANS)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)