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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(LAUGHING)

(CHESTER SNORES AND SIGHS)

There's nothing a cat enjoys more than being in his favorite sunspot. (SIGHS)

(HAROLD CHOMPING)

There's nothing a dog enjoys more than eating a ton of food.

Also, chew toys and newspapers.

And barking at cars, and chasing the mailman.

But mostly food.

Ugh. To each their own, I guess.

(SIGHS) Sunspot.

-Ahem. -Huh?

(SNARLS)

-(SCREAMS) -(LAUGHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(MUMBLING)

Bunnicula says there's nothing he likes more than scaring you.

Oh, that's sweet.

(EXCLAIMS)

(GRUNTS) Please, Bunnicula. No more scaring.

Let me just enjoy my sunspot while it lasts.

-(GHOST MOANING) -Bunnicula, I said no more scaring.

(MUMBLING)

Oh, it's not Bunnicula.

(GHOST MOANING)

Then who is it?

(MOANING CONTINUES)

(BOTH SCREAM)

I'm Marvin.

The scariest ghost ever.

You're all so scared of me.

Well, I was scared.

That is, until I could see you.

-(MUMBLES) -No. Not scary.

You're so scared you don't even know what you're saying.

Boo!

Could you, uh, leave, please?

You haven't even seen my scariest scare of them all.

(CLEARS THROAT) Here goes.

(SIGHS)

(ROARS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

See? Scared you.

Right out of your skins.

Well, time to go.

The scariest ghost ever. Ooh...

Ew, ew, ew, ew.

-We're skeletons! -(LAUGHING)

This is so creepy!

I see why you keep jumping out of your skin, Bunnicula.

This is very...

Freeing.

MINA'S DAD: I'll grab us some soda from the kitchen, Mina.

Oh, no. It's Mina's dad.

He can't see us like this. Quick!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Oh, hey, pets. Say...

You guys look...

You look...

You look great.

Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.

(LAUGHS)

Only in America.

Phew. That was a close one.

(SCREAMS) Wait a second.

We put on the wrong skins.

(LAUGHING) Ooh!

I, for one, think it's fashionable.

But I'm not gonna lie, it's a little tight.

Ew, ew! Quick, get it off.

-Let's switch back. -(ALL STRAING)

It won't come off! What are we gonna do?

No, no, no, no. We can't be stuck like this.

Oh, you're still upset about the skin?

We're over it. This is just our lives now.

(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)

No! No way! How can you guys be okay with this?

There is no way I am living my life with creepy vampire...

(IN DEMONIC VOICE) Skin!

-Wait. How did I do that? -Cool.

Having Bunnicula's skin must mean you have Bunnicula's powers.

Yeah!

What? Bat ears. Does that mean I can fly?

I can fly! (GRUNTS)

Well, sort of.

Oh-ho-ho. Cool.

Chester, you're always good at jumping up on things.

I wonder if I could...

(GRUNTING) Yeah! Oh, boy! Look how high I am!

And I bet I could land on my feet, no matter how I fall too.

(GRUNTS)

Wow. What a rush.

I'm gonna live forever!

What can you do, Bun?

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

Okay. We are definitely going to get our skins back.

But there's no harm in exploring these new powers, I guess.

BOTH: Yeah!

(BARKS AND HOWLS)

(CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

Yay!

(BARKING)

(CRYING)

Huh?

(GASPING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(LAUGHING)

(SNICKERS)

-(SNARLS) -(SCREAMS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Whoo! (GRUNTS)

Yeah. Whoo-hoo!

Yeah. (GRUNTING)

Yeah!

(INAUDIBLE)

-(BARKING) -Hmm?

(DISTORTED BARKING)

-(SCREAMING) -(BARKING)

Whoo-hoo!

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(ALL CHEERING)

How cool is this?

I'm really coming around to having vampire powers.

Yeah. I can finally reach the dog food.

(BARKING)

Oh, having each other's skins is the best.

And so far, there's been absolutely zero downsides.

(CHOMPING)

Huh? Wait a second. What is this feeling?

I don't want any more food.

I'm full. I'm full.

I'm full!

(CRYING)

-Harold, are you all right? -I'm full, Chester! I'm full!

It must be your skin. There's no room for the food.

So you can't eat as much. You'll get used to it.

No! I can't live like this. I want my skin back.

-Give me my skin back. -(GRUNTING)

Uh, Harold.

-Give it back! Give it... -(CONTINUES GRUNTING)

(HAROLD GRUNTS)

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

-Ah, I'm gonna lay in my sunspot. -(CLEARS THROAT)

(MUMBLING)

(CHUCKLES) Give it a rest, Bun.

You'll never scare me in that skin.

Huh? (MUMBLING)

-See? Bun wants his skin back too. -(CHESTER GRUNTS)

We tried that before, and it doesn't work.

Only that creepy ghost Marvin can scare us out of our skins.

And I'm no hurry to get scared again.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I am gonna take a nap in my favorite sunspot.

(SCREAMS)

(WEAKLY) It's time to get our own skins back.

-Right. -Yay! I did it!

Yeah! Let's go find Marvin.

How do we even start looking? That ghost can be anywhere.

-Patches? -Oh, hi.

I'm Patches.

That ghost got you too?

Uh, what are you talking about?

-Your skin is gone. -It is?

Oh, that would explain why I've been able to do this.

-(BLUBBERING) -(BONES RATTLING)

-(CHUCKLES) See? -Right.

So, maybe the ghost is still in Patches' apartment.

-Let's go. -(VOCALIZING)

-(MARVIN GROANING) -Look, there he is!

Hey, you, Marvin!

We want you to scare us out of our skins again.

Well, of course, you do.

Everyone loves it when I do that.

But if you want another one of my trademark scares,

it's gonna cost you.

Cost us? Like how?

-Hang out with me. -What?

Hang out with me.

-Hang out with you? -Yeah.

My scares are all people want from me.

'Cause, you know. I'm the scariest ghost ever.

But no one wants to just hang, you know.

So, hang out with you, and you'll scare us again?

Yep. That's the deal.

Huh. Well, okay then.

Let's hang out, I guess.

(GROWLS)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

MARVIN: Wow. What a great night.

Thanks, guys.

Sure. Don't, um, mention it.

So, are you gonna, um, scare us now?

Oh, right.

A deal's a deal.

(SNARLS)

(ALL SCREAM)

Ah! Ew, ew, ew. Let's get it right this time.

HAROLD: Oh. Oh, there it is, there it is.

(SIGHS) Yeah. That's the right fit.

Oh, skin. I missed you so much.

Wait a second. Harold, you stretched it out.

(MUMBLES)

(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)

-HAROLD: I know. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Hey, guys,

after the wonderful night we just had together,

I think we are on the threshold of a real long lasting friend--

Well, time to curl up with a good book.

I'm gonna eat all the food. Coming for you, fridge.

Friendship.

That's what I was saying when the door was closing on me.

Okay. See you tomorrow.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)