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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLING)

(LAUGHING)

at the New Orleans Food Festival.

Now, you guys be good, and don't throw any wild parties while we're away.

Yeah, time to party!

That's right, party time!

Oh, but, guys, she said not to throw any parties.

BOTH: She said, "No wild parties."

It just feels like you're exploiting a loophole.

Oh, Chester, don't be such a party pooper.

What? No, I'm not a party pooper.

I like to have fun. Just give me a chance.

(CHUCKLES) Okay, we'll start with...

Bobbing for apples!

(MUTTERS)

CHESTER: Wait, before you go in,

nose plugs for everyone.

You don't wanna get water in your schnoz.

And, uh, check the temperature of the water here.

Cool for me.

Uh, kinda pooping this one.

Let's try...

Listening to fun music!

(METAL MUSIC PLAYING ON TAPE)

Let me just turn down the bass here,

-and adjust the sound there. -(MUSIC STOPS)

(SIGHS) That's so much better.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Pooped.

Let's try...

Dancing real crazy!

Okay, I can get into this.

Elbows in, straight back. Yep.

And this one's called "shopping for soup".

Hey, Bunn, I think Chester is too much of a party pooper.

We gotta get a party going so big, he can't poop it.

(MUTTERING)

Oh, you got an idea. Right behind you.

(STOMACH GROWLS)

(CHUCKLES)

(BEEPING)

(INDISTINCT SPEECH OVER PHONE)

(MUTTERING)

Hey, who are you guys calling?

(MUTTERS)

CHESTER: The Party Animal Party Expert?

So, what's a Party...

(HORN BLARES)

What was that?

(BUNNICULA LAUGHS)

Oh, wow.

I can't wait to see this. Come on!

-Hey! -(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Did somebody here call for a party animal?

(BLARING)

(GROANS)

I'm here to make sure the party is bouncing until the break of dawn.

What, what-- But--

Time to set up shop.

Oh, snap.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Let's get this party started!

Aren't those speakers a little large?

(CHUCKLES) Oh, this guy's got jokes.

You're the wild one, am I right, am I right?

(HORN BLARING)

(GROANS) Oh, yeah. Okay.

Look, guys, let's face it.

This just isn't my thing.

You guys go ahead and have fun.

Just don't break anything.

(LAUGHS) See you later, wild cat.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah.

Time for me to do what I do best.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(EXCLAIMS)

Hello, little doggy.

We hear you're having a party.

(ALL CHEERING)

Bro, we hear there's a party here, bro.

Bro, bro, bro. Yeah. Party, bro.

Huh?

(MEOWS)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(ALL WHOOPING)

Whoo-hoo!

Howdy there, partner.

My name's Put Put Pink, and I was...

-Party's in there. -Thank you kindly.

Yee-haw! All right.

-The best party ever. -(KNOCK ON DOOR)

POLICE: This is the police.

We have complaints about the noise.

Unless you have a permit,

we're gonna have to come in there and shut this party down.

Uh-oh. What are we gonna do?

Don't worry, dog.

I gots the permit right here.

Tell him you're gonna smash the door in.

Oh, good idea.

What's in there?

It says here,

"This permit grants the possessor

"to party every day and rock and roll all night."

Looks like it checks out.

I wonder why I never get invited to parties.

COP 2: Because you have two left feet. I tried to show you.

(FUNKY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(TELEPHONE RINGING)

Hey, guys. It's me, Mina.

Dad set up this really old answering machine so I could talk to you.

Guess what? We're coming home early.

We'll be home in an hour. I'll see you then. (BEEPS)

Oh, cool. Mina's gonna be home in an hour.

(TICKS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCATTING)

Bunnicula, it's an emergency.

Mina's coming home in an hour.

What? Uh-oh.

Excuse me, Mr. DJ Man.

Um, hey, guys. Pretty great party, am I right?

You guys having a good time or what, huh?

Yeah, totally. Uh, here's the thing.

Our owner is coming back any minute now,

so we should probably, you know, wrap this up.

Did you say you wanna hear some rap?

(IMITATES SCRATCH) You got it. Oh!

(MUTTERS)

Oh, come on, don't be like that.

Who wants this party to end?

Well, you know, my feet do kinda hurt.

And all this cardio can't be good for me.

Yeah, and I have work in the morning.

I think it's time to call it a night.

-PATCHES: I say we just call it right now, man. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Huh? No.

Party's not over until the break of dawn.

Those are the rules.

And I say, keep dancing.

(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)

Huh?

(MUTTERS)

Oh, no, Bunnicula.

Everyone's dancing against their will.

What are we gonna do?

This ship is not only sea-worthy,

it's A-plus worthy.

Chester, help!

We're in serious trouble.

Not now, guys.

I am in the middle of raising the mast.

-But, Chester, the party animals... -(BOTH GRUNT)

-Magically zapped us... -BOTH: Hu-pah.

-And now we can't stop dancing. -BOTH: Get it.

Stop being boring and help us.

Boring? I'm in the middle of raising the mast

on an 18th century Spanish Galleon.

(WHINES)

I can't believe I'm actually using a three millimeter laser-cut...

(GROANS) So boring.

Wait a second. We stopped dancing.

We did, we did!

Oh, Chester, your party pooping pooped the party right out of us.

I did what now?

Mina's gonna be here in an hour,

and it's up to you to poop this party away.

I am not a party pooper.

Uh-huh, yeah, let's go.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTING)

Yeah.

Okay, even if I am a party pooper,

I can't poop a party of this scale by myself.

-I'd be pooped. -Sure you can, Chester.

Just go up to people,

and tell them about all the boring stuff you like.

I don't like boring stuff.

I like ships in bottles, and books, and jazz.

Perfect. Now go tell those people over there.

-Uh, okay. -And Bunnicula?

(MUTTERING)

There's nothing boring about you.

Go distract the Party Animal

while me and Chester take care of the guests.

Right.

All right. Now it's time to poop this party.

Party Animal's keeping the pizza-rty going.

Check this out.

Yeah, uh, uh.

-Meh. -Uh-oh, you stepping up to me?

Awesome!

Let's see what you got, Bunnicula.

(SCATTING)

Oh! Okay, pretty good.

Now check this out.

(SCATTING)

Kathy, Jim, this is Chester.

Chester would like to tell you about his boring hobbies.

My hobbies aren't boring.

What is boring about in-depth fantasy role-play?

-So I'm a 10th level male ranger... -(SNORING)

Whoo.

Hey, we stopped dancing.

We can finally leave. Thank you.

Ah, nailed it.

Why don't you tell her

about your cool action figure collection?

Well, these are only two examples from my collection.

But as you can see, they are both in...

I'm free.

-Bye! -Wait, there's more.

Uh, uh.

I once built a Galleon

in a 20 ounce soda bottle. The trick was...

Watching paint dry is a common thing.

Man, can I go home now?

CHESTER: ...watch paint dry, it's fascinating.

Feel it in the feet.

Try and top that, brosif.

Wait, what happened to the party, dudes?

We pooped it.

And now that the party's over, you have to leave.

(LAUGHS) Nah.

I'll just start another party, is what I'd do.

And at this party,

Mina and her dad are gonna party till they drop.

Well then, you left us no choice.

Chester, poop his party.

With pleasure.

Now let's talk mini ship-building tweezer selection.

Some enthusiasts will tell you that any brand will do.

-I highly recommend doing your research. -PARTY ANIMAL: Yeah. Uh.

(GASPS) No. Must poop through it.

Tax documents. Jazz. Ships in bottles.

Politics.

I can't resist the party.

No. I'm partying.

PARTY ANIMAL: You feel it? Yeah.

Huh? Whoa. He's got me.

Bunnicula, it's up to you.

But you're too fun. Oh, no.

Hmm. A-ha!

Hey, what you got there? Celery?

Ooh, we can make ants on a log.

Ultimate party food!

(CHOMPS)

(GROANING)

Wow, you look like a bummer, Bunn-Bunn. (LAUGHS)

By draing celery,

the most boring vegetable there is,

Bunnicula became boring.

PARTY ANIMAL: I know what'll fix ya. Party on!

No way.

My party magic didn't work? How's this possible?

(MUTTERING)

Whoa, okay. You're talking about carrots.

(MUTTERING)

I gotta keep party. Party through it.

No! My party's pooped!

I should go.

I have to wake up early tomorrow

to do laundry.

Great. Sounds responsible.

Okay, listen up.

We don't have much time to clean up this mess

before Mina and her dad--

Hey, guys.

We're back from the food festival.

MINA'S DAD: What? Did someone have a party in here?

Because my vase was specifically right here.

There, that's better.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)