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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

HAROLD: What an adventure!

Bye, Mr. Carpet! I'm gonna miss him so much.

Yeah, I thought we'd never get that sneezing mummy back in his tomb.

Say, Bunnicula, are you feeling okay?

Uh-huh. (MOANING)

Bunnicula, what's wrong? Talk to me, buddy.

Oh, no! I think Bunnicula caught a supernatural flu from that mummy.

LUGOSI: Master sick?

(GRUNTING)

Where is he? Where is my poor master?

(MOANING)

Master, no!

This is terrible. How dare those insolent germs pollute thine temple?

Get out you terrible germs!

I must get started on a magic potion right away to cure the master!

Magic is what got him sick in the first place.

The only way to cure Bunnicula is through science!

No, not science.

Magic!

Guys, I think what Bunnicula needs more than anything to feel better is,

love!

(KISSES) There, there, little guy. We'll get you back on your feet.

(MOANS)

No, no! Science and love won't work.

The master has a magical flu.

And only magic can cure him.

Fine. We'll try it your way first, but it's not gonna work.

It's time for magic!

Behold! Everything is in place to begin the ritual.

I'm only going along with this to prove you wrong.

Plus, dressing like a wizard is pretty fun.

My beard smells like ham.

Ham beard. Yum.

(MOANS)

Bunnicula's really starting to heat up.

Whatever you were gonna do, do it quick.

Yes, yes! I must find the spell that will cast out ancient evils.

(SNICKERS)

Ah-ha! Yes, this should work.

I just require the following magical ingredients.

Black of night.

Eye of gnome.

Fungus of mushroom!

Essence of rat.

And hair of dog.

Ow! What did I ever do to you?

And finally, one carrot!

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Now, you two. Wave your arms like this while casting a spell.

Also, make a face like this.

(GROANS)

(BOTH GROANING)

Ah, okay. So you work on it.

Now to recite the magical incantation!

Double bubble, flu and trouble.

Carrots burn and cauldrons turn.

Magic stew to clear the flu.

(LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY)

Here it is. This magic carrot will cure you.

Yes, drain its magical goodness.

(MOANS)

(COUGHS)

I told you, magic was a bad idea.

Just made it worse!

No! How could this be? You weren't waving your arms enough.

I don't know. I think they're pretty cute.

Hi there, little guy.

(SCREAMS)

Less cute!

(SCREAMING)

(COUGHING)

Now the whole living room is filled with terrifying screaming ghosts.

It's time to put an end to this once and for all.

Through sci...ow!

Through science!

Now, through modern medical science, I can finally find a cure and... (SCREAMS)

End this nightmare.

First, suppress his fever.

These fans do nothing.

Science is stupid.

Not to worry. Through the use of science,

you'll simply concoct... (SCREAMS) An antidote.

Harold, vitamin C, stat.

Oh, fun. Are we yelling "stat" after we say everything now?

Stat! What if I just yell "stat"? Do I have to say, "stat," after I yell "stat"?

Stat! Stat! Stat, stat, stat!

(LAUGHS) That was fun.

Oh, what did you need again?

I'll do it myself.

Stat.

Vitamin C, zinc. (SCREAMS) And, the acetaminophen.

There. Now to inject the cure into the applicator.

One carrot!

This ought to do it.

(COUGHS AND MOANS)

All you have to do is drain this carrot, and science will do the rest.

(GRUNTING)

(BUBBLING)

(MOANING)

You made him worse.

All science did was give him spots!

How could I have failed? I'm so brilliant.

Oh! Bubbles.

They're not spots. They're boils full of acid!

What have you done?

(ALL SCREAM)

Run!

(SCREAMS)

HAROLD: I got you!

(SCREAMS)

(PANTING) We have to get out of here.

We'll never make it!

Oh, yes, we will.

Told ya... Oh.

I have no idea what is going on in my own house.

One mop please.

Thank you very much. (VOCALIZING)

Bunnicula is going to destroy this entire place if he doesn't get better soon.

Oh, oh! Now can we try my cure?

Harold, we don't have time for...

Love!

(LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY)

The cure for any flu is a hearty bowl of soup, made by Grandma.

I hate this.

Oh, no, no, no. "Hate" is a nasty word. You don't use it in my kitchen.

And, oh, dear. Don't chop the vegetables like that.

He will be able to taste your lack of nurturing.

A bit of tender care and joy goes a long way.

And if you're adventurous like me, you can add some paprika for spice.

It's okay to get a little dangerous. (LAUGHS)

And of course, my special little Bunn's favorite, one carrot.

But there is one ingredient missing.

It's not in the pantry. What could it be?

You're going to say "love," aren't you?

It's the most important ingredient there is, you know. 'Cause without this,

the soup simply won't do.

What could it be?

Yes, yes we know. Love. Just say it already.

It's not in the fridge either.

But it's in the heart.

(GROANS) It's love, we get it.

We figured it out minutes ago.

(WHISPERS) It's love.

(CHUCKLES)

(KISSES)

Harold, that's unsanitary.

Oh shush!

Oh, Bunnicula!

(COUGHS)

It's too dangerous.

Love shall guide me.

Ow!

Still good, love kills germs.

Don't worry, Bunnicula, Grammy Harold is going to save you.

Quick, bud, drain this carrot.

(MOANS)

(MOANING)

Maybe too much pa... (COUGHS) Paprika.

Bunnicula's flu is destroying the whole house.

We have to do something.

I think I finally discovered the correct spell to use.

Magic just made him worse.

I just need to fine-tune my anti-flu serum.

Guys, I just didn't kiss the carrot enough.

I'm sure my next bowl of soup will cure him.

No, you're both wrong.

There is only one carrot left, and I am going to use it for... (LAUGHS)

(YELLS) Magic!

No, I need that last carrot for science!

No! Magic!

(KISSES) Love!

-Science! -Magic.

-Love. -Science.

-Magic. -Science.

ALL: Oh, no.

With your powers united, I am Captain Science Magic Love!

ALL: Uh...

Sickness? How un-radical.

Not on my watch.

(GHOSTS SCREAMING)

Oh! Talk about an earful.

I know what will subdue these solicitous sopranos.

Magic!

(LAUGHS) Yes.

Whatever it is that is happening right now,

I think it's working.

Uh-oh! Gnarly acid.

The trick to neutralizing any acid is to apply an equally potent base.

Science!

(LAUGHS)

Oh, my. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Boy, talk about too hot to handle.

There is only one thing that can protect me from this kind of heat.

(YELLS) Love!

(GRUNTS) Must fight through the heat.

Yay! I'm better!

Master, you're better.

I can't believe it, you're cured.

And we owe it all to Captain Science Magic Love.

BUNNICULA: Who's that?

My work here is done.

But I hope you three learned a valuable lesson.

It is only when we cast aside our differences and work as a team,

that we can truly accomplish the impossible.

You see, friendship is akin to a dance.

A dance between friends...

Science can help us unlock the secrets of the universe...

Magic is the cornerstone of wonderment...

I am talking, of course, about trains...

And that is how love works.

Um, thanks.

(LAUGHS) Don't thank me. The power was in you, the whole time.

(GRUNTS) Captain Science Magic Love!

(LAUGHS)Yes.

Well, you don't see that every day.

I guess he was saying that science was pretty much the key.

What? No way! Only magic can make a being of such splendor.

He came out of my cauldron.

CHESTER: He said, "trains." Trains are science.

LUGOSI: You want me to get my beard?

HAROLD: Love! LUGOSI: Because I'll get my beard.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)