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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(PURRING)

(SNORING)

Mmm... Giant meatball.

Why, yes, a tummy rub would be delightful.

(SNORES)

Mmm, meatball tummy rub. So greasy.

(KEYS CLINKING)

Huh. Mina!

Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina!

Okay, careful there fellas.

Oh, no Mina.

I'm gonna need some help from you guys to figure out where to put this piano.

(MEN GRUNTING)

Lift with the legs, man. Come on.

Now which room feels the most creative to you?

Uh, any of the ones downstairs?

Oh, I was thinking the exact opposite.

Upstairs, ho!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Yeah, I've been trying to find some new outlet for my creative side.

I've tried knitting, yodeling, juggling,

breakdancing, archery,

pickling, finger painting...

Ugh, that one was real let down.

(BOTH GRUNTING) (WATCH BEEPING)

Okay, that's all she wrote.

Roy's Discount Pianos promises free delivery within five miles.

Oh, and hey,

we also burned 230 calories.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

Okay. No problem.

I'll need more time to figure out which room

is going to be the most creatively nurturing anyhow.

Can't rush inspiration.

(KEYS CLINKING) (GASPS) Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina.

Bunnicula is really looking forward to his hug from Mina today.

Yeah, hugs are the best.

Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina, Mina.

Hey, Bun!

(LAUGHING) Hey. Stop, that tickles.

Oh, I missed you, too, little buddy.

MINA'S DAD: Hey, Mina. Hey, Dad.

Whoa! What is that?

It's my latest creative venture. Here, check it out.

Cool. How does it work?

I think it's something like an automobile?

It has these pedals, see?

MINA: This is even cooler than that finger painting kit.

MINA'S DAD: (LAUGHS) Don't remind me.

(EXCLAIMS)

Bunnicula, no! Don't eat that artichoke.

Who knows what weird unsettling thing will happen if you do?

Can't we have one day where nothing weird happens,

and I get to enjoy a little peace and quiet?

(PLAYING OFF-KEY)

MINA'S DAD: Oh, it's the keys that make the noise come out.

Chester, you're being ridiculous.

So Bunnicula wants to try some new food.

What could possibly go wrong?

"What could possibly go wrong"?

What about the time when...

Told you that onion would be no good. I knew it.

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(GRUNTS)

(BURPS)

(MUMBLES)

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(LAUGHING)

All of the vegetables and most of the minerals.

(BURPS)

(LAUGHS)

(CRACKING)

(ROARS)

(PANTING)

And that is why Bunnicula should not, under any circumstances,

eat this artichoke.

Wait, what? Oh, the artichoke?

Oh. No, he ate that like 15 minutes ago.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

Huh?

(GRUNTING)

(HICCUPS)

Is... that it? He's got the hiccups? (HICCUPS)

Hmm, he's also got very long ears.

Harold, it's a miracle.

Bunnicula ate something wierd and all that happened was he got the hiccups.

(HICCUPS) (LAUGHS) The cutest hiccups ever.

(SHUSHES) Here comes another one.

BOTH: Aww.

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

Bunnicula, stop being cute,

and put your tail back where it belongs.

Aww...

Where'd it go? Hmm. (HICCUPS)

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

Bunnicula, don't you see? (HICCUPS)

You're literally coming apart like an artichoke does.

Pieces of you are peeling off, one by one.

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

If we don't do something soon,

you'll hiccup yourself into oblivion.

No, that's the worst place to hiccup yourself to.

(HICCUPS) We've gotta cure his hiccups somehow.

And how does one cure a case of the hiccups?

Well, the classic method of curing someone's hiccups is, of course,

to scare him.

(HICCUPS)

How do you scare Bunnicula?

He's not afraid of anything.

We'll scare him with science!

Actually, maybe not with science.

Probably just with pranks and stuff.

(FARTING) (HORN BLOWS)

(TOY SQUEAKS)

(CRACKLING)

(HICCUPS)

(BOTH YELLING)

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

(SCREAMS) (GROANS)

(HICCUPS)

(STOMACH RUMBLES)

Ah! (HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

(GROWLS)

(SNARLS)

(LAUGHS AND HICCUPS)

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

Oh.

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

(HORN BLOWS)

Boo!

(FARTING) (CRACKLING)

Ooh.

(MOANING)

(SPITS)

(CRIES)

Poor Bun.

(PIANO PLAYS)

(LAUGHS) I'm really getting the hang of this thing.

Don't worry, Bunnicula.

We'll find a way to scare the hiccups out of you.

But first, let's head to the kitchen

and see if we can find a way to juice up this carrot for you.

(SQUEAKING)

Hmm. I could've sworn we had a juicer around here somewhere.

HAROLD: Hey, I found it!

Wow, you could juice up a whole pile of carrots in there.

Harold, that's an oven.

Hey, Mina, what would you think of the piano going in the kitchen?

Let me feel out the vibe in there. Oh, no.

Nina's dad can't see Bun like this. Come on.

(HICCUPING)

Hmm, maybe the living room is the way to go.

Ah! Come on.

(MINA VOCALIZING)

Yeah.

Bunnicula?

You look like...

You look like...

You could use a bath, you're a little splotchy.

♪ He's a little splotchy ♪

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY

On second thought, maybe the foyer.

Run!

Bunnicula! You're running out of body parts.

You've gotta help us scare you already!

Yeah, Bun, come on.

(MUMBLES)

(HICCUPS RAPIDLY)

(SCREAMS)

Just be scared already, please!

Come on Bunnicula. Boo! Boo!

Boo!

Should I try the ghost costume again?

I was pretty sure that would work.

Boo, boo, boo.

(SOBBING) Boo.

Uh, Harold.

Boo, boo, boo!

Harold!

(SOBBING) Huh?

Mina, no!

(DISTORTED) No!

Mina!

Oh, yeah!

♪ And going down And we gonna do it Like we go, all right ♪

(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

(SOBBING) That was so brave.

I can't believe the last thing you did was save Mina before hiccuping into nothingness.

(CRYING)

(CRYING) I'm gonna miss you so much, Bunnicula.

Me, too. I... I... Uh...

Uh, wait a minute, hold on a second.

Don't you see what Bunnicula is not doing?

Uh, uh... juggling?

Hiccuping!

Seeing Mina almost get crushed by that piano must've been enough

to scare Bunnicula's hiccups away.

All right. Bunnicula!

(EXCLAIMS)

Ta-da!

Yay!

Bunnicula! (LAUGHING)

A little showy, but it's great to have you back.

Oh, no, my piano! $35 down the drain.

(GROANS) I'll never be understood in my own time.

Well, guys, I'm just glad everything's back to...

(HICCUPS)

normal...

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)