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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Darn it.

And I think I broke a nail, too.

-(LEAVES RUSTLING) -Huh?

Is somebody there?

Kevin, is that you?

Stop fooling around.

(SHRIEKING)

ACTOR: (ON TV)Get a hold of yourself, Susan.

That's gotta be where the meteorite made impact with the pasta factory.

-I'm scared. Oh. -(LEAVES RUSTLE)

What was that?

(CREATURE WAILING)

SUSAN:Dan, their skin, it's, it's pasta!

And here, I left my fork in the car.

(WAILING)

-(SUSAN SCREAMING) -(BOTH LAUGHING)

HAROLD:Chester, what are you doing up there?

CHESTER: (STUTTERS) It's a much better view of the television.

(OBJECTS CLATTERING IN DISTANCE)

What was that?

Did you guys hear that?

You mean that strange foreboding sound from the cellar?

-Let's check it out. -Yeah.

Are you guys kidding?

That's how every horror movie starts.

Don't worry, we'll split up.

Uh-huh, yeah.

But that's how every horror movie ends.

If only we hadn't split up.

Oh...

(DOOR CREAKING)

You go this way, and I'll go that way.

Wait, wait, wait. Are we both going this way?

Okay, I'll go this way. I'll go this way.

Ow.

(GROWLING)

-(GIGGLES) -(SQUEALS)

(CLATTERING, THUDDING)

(EXCLAIMS) They're in trouble.

I guess I have to do something.

I'm coming, guys!

I can't look, but I'm here to save you.

Just walk over to me.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

You... You guys have hair?

-How did this happen? -BOTH: I don't know.

You don't know? Isn't that a little strange?

It doesn't even look natural.

BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

-You're just jealous. -Jealous?

Of unexplained hair growing on your head?

You've gotta be kidding me.

Until we figure out where this hair came from,

(BLOWS) I wouldn't be so eager to keep it.

It could be supernatural.

Hey, Chester, looking good.

Isn't it so much better now that you have hair, too?

"Hair, too"? What are you talking about?

(SCREAMING)

(EXCLAIMING)

How did this even happen?

(MUMBLES)

Personally, I love curls.

But if it's not your thing, we could try straightening them.

It's not the curls, it's the hair itself.

(GRUNTING)

It won't come off.

-There's only one thing to do. -(RAZOR WHIRRING)

Chester, what are you doing with that razor?

Think about this, man.

I can't look.

(LAUGHS)

(GASPS) Chester, how could you?

It's the only way to deal with this supernatural hair.

Now, come here, let me shave yours too.

BOTH: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Don't even joke about that, man.

-Come on, Bunnicula. -Suit yourself.

I'm telling you, this is gonna end badly.

Yeah, this is our newest hair tutorial.

WOMAN: (IN FRENCH ACCENT) There, you hair will have a fluffy, girly appearance.

Add your lipstick.

And as a finishing touch, you add the nose.

(HONKING)

What are we watching?

Wait, this isn't the right video.

Hey, Bunnic, check out what we can do with this stuff.

Ha-ha. Jelly roll.

(ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYING)

Rock and roll!

Hello.

Flat top.

-Whoo. -Bee hive. (GIGGLING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Oh, man.

Those guys never listen to me.

(SLURPS)

And then it's always up to me to fix things.

Mmm.

Hmm? (RETCHES)

(SLURPING)

Knock it off. Ugh.

(LAUGHS)

-Hey, Bunnic. -What's up?

Looking good.

-Yeah. -(SNAPS FINGERS)

-Oh, yeah. -(SNAPS FINGERS)

-(MUMBLES) -(SNAPS FINGERS)

-So stylish. -(SNAPS FINGERS)

Aren't either of you curious

as to why you have hair in the first place?

-Nope. -Uh-uh.

-(THUDS) -Ow!

Whoa.

Whoa, I can't see a thing with this hair.

Hmm. Maybe I should get the old band back together.

-(HUMMING) -(CONTEMPORARY MUSIC PLAYING)

Now Mina's dad got this hair?

Do you know what this means?

It means it's time to strut.

(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

Guys, this is no time to strut.

I'm telling you, something is wrong. (SCREAMS)

(LAUGHING)

Hey, Lugosi, looking good.

Lugosi too?

Let's strut.

(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

This makes no sense.

-Oh, Bro! -Good bro, good!

-Bro. -Bro.

Looking good, bro.

Look at those guys!

Oh.

-That is ridiculous. -(MUSIC STOPS)

(GIGGLING)

An alligator with hair?

But that's scientifically impossible.

Looks like the hair is spreading.

It's worse than I thought.

Patches, they got you--

Oh, that's what you normally look like.

-Hey, I'm Patches. -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Something bad's happening with this hair,

and I gotta get to the bottom of it.

I bet everybody with this hair is in some sort of trouble.

-MINA: Hey there, Chester. -Oh, hey.

It's Mina...

Have fun today, Chester.

Don't get into any trouble. Come on, Marsha.

Mina too? No!

Guys, you won't believe this.

Mina has big hair, too.

(BOTH GASP)

BOTH: Cool!

-You guys wanna strut around the block again? -Uh-huh.

(FUNKY INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

I need to figure out a way to convince them.

(HAIRDRYER BLOWING)

(HUMMING)

Aren't either of you concerned that your hair is getting longer?

We're just having a bad hair day.

It's like it has a mind of its own.

What is so great about having air anyway-- (EXCLAIMS)

Huh?

(SCREAMS)

Harold, you have an eye on your head.

(SPEAKING HYPNOTICALLY) Like I said, Chester,

my hair has a mind of its own.

(SCREAMING)

Let go of my friends.

(RAZOR WHIRRING)

Come back here with my friends!

(GRUNTS) Extension cord.

Here I come. Whoa!

Whoa! (GRUNTING)

(SHRIEKS)

Ow. (GRUNTING)

Let go of my friends!

-(GRUNTING) -(RAZOR WHIRRING)

I need more extension cords.

Let go of my friends!

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(EXCLAIMING)

-Leave us alone! -(THUDDING)

What was that?

ALL: He approaches.

-(GROUND RUMBLING) -(CAR ALARMS BLARING)

(STUTTERING) Giant!

There you guys are.

-Uh, sorry for all the trouble. -Huh?

I bought these hairball seeds in this magazine catalog.

They're supposed to help hair grow.

I didn't realize they need to grow on other people's heads first.

All right, guys, come to me.

Uh, one, two, three...

Hey, that's not all of them.

ALLIGATOR: No, no, no, please, please, please. Let me just keep the hair.

Just a few strands.

Oh, never mind. I'm cool.

(GROWLING)

Hey, it actually works.

How do I look?

(WIND BLOWING)

Uh, presidential.

Tremendous!

I have a date tomorrow night.

(GROUND RUMBLING)

Lucky lady.

Oh, my head.

Hey, Bunn. Wait, where are we?

How did we all end up on the roof?

Unbelievable. Six-minute abs?

I sure have a mean headache.

All our beautiful hair is gone.

Be grateful, kids.

At least we have hair.

It's good to be a mammal.

(ALL LAUGHING)

(WHIMPERING)

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)