Original subtitles

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

(SNARLS)

(LAUGHS)

-CHESTER:Guys, cut it out. -(BUNNICULA AND HAROLD GRUNTING)

-You're gonna break... Something. -(TEAPOT SHATTERS)

-Uh-oh. -This is exactly why I told you

not to play samurai versus robots in the house.

This teapot was from when Mina was little.

It was her favorite toy.

(BABY LAUGHING)

We can probably find a replacement for it in the cellar.

-Yeah. -There's nothing down there

but weird, creepy, terrifying junk.

Couldn't hurt to look.

Yes, it could, and it usually does.

If I was a little teapot, I would be...

♪ Short and stout ♪

But where would I be hiding?

Oh.

Ooh!

Found one, Chester.

Wow.

It's pretty filthy, but...

Maybe with a little elbow grease...

Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Who has awoken the all-powerful genie?

(SCREAMS)

Relax, guy.

Being woken up to grant wishes is like the highlight of my century.

-Wishes? -Wishes?

Yeah, wishes, and you have three of them.

BOTH: Wow!

Wish that you were a dog, Chester.

Can you imagine the adventures we could have if you were a dog?

And maybe then, I could finally connect with you.

First things first.

I wish Mina's teapot wasn't broken.

Just the teapot?

Wish anything else wasn't broken?

No, not that I can think of.

Just the teapot.

So you wishjust Mina's teapot wasn't broken?

Yes, I wish just Mina's teapot wasn't broken.

As you wish. Hmm.

-It worked. -Yeah.

But what about everything else?

Well, you wishedjust the teapot wasn't broken.

And now everything's broken,

and just the teapot isn't.

That's not what I meant and you know it.

You messed with my wish on purpose. Why?

'Cause it's hilarious. You should totally see your face right now.

-MINA:Oh, no! -Mina.

What happened in here? Everything's broken.

Okay, I can fix everything with a wish.

But this time, I'm gonna be more specific.

Sounds like you really got this figured out.

I want everything fixed like new.

Okay, compadre.

(GIGGLING)

You did say "like new."

-Aww. -Ahh!

It's Mina but like ten times cuter.

(GIGGLING)

(MINA COOING)

This is terrible.

Adorable, but terrible.

(WHOOPING)

Oh, no. Did your wish just backfire again?

I can outsmart you with a perfect final wish.

I wish that Mina was grown up.

Huh, nothing can go wrong with that wish.

(LAUGHING)

Hello? Where am I?

A moment ago, I was sipping future tea on my hoverboard.

Mina!

Bunnicula.

-Grammy Mina. -Harold.

Aww.

Oh, no. Mina's old.

And I can't fix it because I'm out of wishes.

Yeah,

but they still have wishes.

We get to wish, too?

Sure. The more, the merrier. Hmm.

-Fun! -No, not fun, Harold.

You have to be extremely careful with how you phrase your wish.

You have to weigh out every possible, conceivable--

(BABBLING)

-What did he wish for? -A lifetime supply of carrots.

Oh, no!

We're gonna be crushed by carrots!

(BABBLES)

You didn't specify whose lifetime.

That's a lifetime supply for a fruit fly.

Huh?

Who are you?

Could it be?

Dad, is that really you?

Oh, it's been so long.

Dad? Wait a minute.

Oh, my. I understand what's happening.

Hello, police.

There's a deranged elderly woman in my house.

Now, Bunnicula, for your second wish--

(BABBLES)

Oh, all the carrots in the world. I like that one.

Take cover!

Oh, did you mean from this world?

These carrots are from the planet Belchazoid,

where they're treasured for their rarity.

(BABBLING)

Ah, 1,000 carrots. More specific. There you go.

Of gold!

Ooh, that must be real sad for you.

Okay, that's three wasted wishes.

Harold, you're up.

Quick, you have to wish Mina back to normal.

I wish Mina was back to normal.

Yes, an old and deranged woman standing right...

Mina? Where did that old woman go?

-It worked. -Did it, though?

(SIREN BLARING)

POLICEMAN: (ON MEGAPHONE) This is the police.

We know there's a deranged old woman in there.

I wish the police would go away.

But not somewhere bad,

like inside a volcano or something.

Inside a volcano sounds like fun.

OH, well.

Well, would you look at that.

We're outside of a volcano.

Uh-oh.

Good work, Harold. No way that wish backfired.

-No cops. -Let's steal everything.

(ROBBERS LAUGHING)

Harold, this is our last wish.

You could just wish for infinite wishes and keep the fun going.

I wish for infinite wishes!

(BABBLES)

All the edible carrots on planet Earth coming right up.

Yeah.

(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)

(BUNNICULA EXCLAIMS HAPPILY)

Next wish?

I wish I made a goofy face every time something shocks me.

Really, Harold?

I don't even have to mess with that wish.

-Cool. -Next.

I've got it. I wish for a lawyer

who specializes in genies.

Hello. How do you do? Gail Boo, Ethereal Attorney.

Mystic and magical law is my specialty.

Ha. Perfect wish.

This genie keeps turning our wishes against us.

Ah, yes. All right, you have the standard

untwistable, unhitchable wish.

-Perfect. -MY rate starts at $5,000 an hour.

Nice try, Genie.

I wish for $5,000.

-As you wish. -Hey.

Uh, here you go.

Your genie just mugged me.

I'll see you in court.

(BABBLING)

You wish Chester had a bowling ball for a head?

That's the spirit.

What? No. Why?

(GRUNTS)

I wish I had my own head.

Hi, I'm all yours.

(SCREAMS) I wish my head was a cat head.

(SCREAMS)

-You did say "cat head." -(LAUGHING)

Are you sure this is the right place?

Look, if you don't trust me, next time, you can drive.

Geez, dude. Chill.

Hey, uh, Earthlings or whatever you are.

Yeah, we're from the planet Belchazoid,

and our sacred carrots went missing.

And we tracked them here.

Yeah, just hand them over, or else we're gonna have to incinerate your planet.

Ow. Okay, that's starting to hurt now.

No, no. Your carrots are in this giant pile of carrots.

Somewhere...

Ah. It's gonna take forever to find them in here.

I don't know. Uh, let's just take 'em all.

-Hey, Frank. -FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?

Ugh, I swear, dude, don't even with me right now.

Just turn on the tractor beam and, like, suck up all these carrots.

FRANK:Fine, whatever.

(SCREAMS)

(BUNNICULA GASPING)

If I could just think of that one perfect wish that can undo all of this.

Ooh, I know.

I wish for a birthday cake.

Harold, this is no time for cake.

It's always time for cake.

And who is Queen Sheila?

Who stole my cake?

I declare war. War on all of you.

Aw, man.

Looks like Earth just declared war on us.

-Hey, Frank. -FRANK: (ANNOYED)What?

Hey, turn off the tractor beam.

Turn on the... The weapons.

FRANK:Seriously? I just turned on the tra...

You know what? Fine. Whatever!

To war.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

There's about to be an intergalactic war!

I have to think of the perfect wish.

I have to think of the perfect wish to undo all of this.

I wish for everyone to have world peace.

Harold, no. Wait, that might actually work.

No. What happened to my cake?

Good wish, huh, Chester?

Yeah, I interpreted "peace" as in "piece of cake."

Hey, I know it's a stretch, but genie's gotta genie.

No! Stop eating my cake.

War, I say. War on all of you!

Hey, thanks for sharing your cake, as you call it.

It's really delicious.

Yeah, real classy move.

To say thanks,

you can have our super rare carrots.

Oh, my. Rare alien carrots?

This is the best birthday gift ever.

To commemorate such generosity,

I declare world peace.

We'll help out with that world peace thing

if you keep giving us more cake.

Together, we'll usher in a new era of hope and love.

Ah, man. The wish for world peace came true anyway?

It backfired in a positive way and still came true the way you wanted it to.

That truly was the perfect wish.

Yup, just like I planned it.

I finally got it! The perfect wish.

I wish Harold never found this stupid magic lamp.

And that will undo all the wishes.

I did it. The perfect wish to set things right.

Oh, my. So, no world peace then?

Hmm, that's more I like it.

I'll be going back to my lamp for a while,

but totally worth it.

Wait, what did I do?

I don't think we're gonna find another teapot down here, guys.

I have some glue. Let's just fix it.

Okay, Chester.

Who has awoken the all-powerful genie?

Your wish is my command.

I'd like to go back and see my father

just one more time.

-Huh? -Daddy, is that you?

I can barely believe what I'm seeing.

Could it be?

Hello, police. She's back.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)