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(SLURPING)

(SNICKERING)

(GROWLS)

(SLURPS)

Huh?

(WHINES)

(MUSIC PLAYING IN EARPHONES)

(COOING)

(GROWLS)

(SNIFFLES)

(SIGHS)

CHESTER:A twelve letter word meaning "to make off with."

Hmm. Ah!

Absquatulate.

A nine letter word meaning "not scary."

(GROWLS)

Bunnicula.

-Huh? -You scare me

every night at exactly 9:05, Bunnicula.

Look, if you expect results,

you're gonna have to switch things up.

(GRUNTS)

(STRAINING)

Come on, almost got you.

(STRAINING)

Oh, hey, Bunnic.

Somebody dropped some blueberries under here.

(STRAINING) Come to me! Got you!

Mission accomplished.

Now, it's time to reap the reward.

Here you go, Bunnic. Boop.

(GROWLING EXCITEDLY)

(SUCKING)

(CHOMPING)

Mmm.

Found food.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay, Bunnic, ready for some hide-and-seek?

I don't know.

Seven, eight,

nine, ten!

Ready or not, here I come!

Huh? (CHUCKLES)

Bunnic, I think you forgot to hide.

Oh.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

HAROLD:Eight, nine,

ten! Ready or not, here I come!

Found you, Bunnic!

I've got to admit, it's not your best hiding spot.

But, um, okay, you count. My turn to hide.

Oh, boy! Oh, boy, I've got to hide.

I've got to hide. Got to hide.

BUNNICULA: One, two...

Oh! Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. I've got to hide. I've got to hide.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, I've got to hide.

BUNNICULA: Seven, eight...

Oh, boy! I've got to hide. I've got to hide!

(GROANING)

Ready or not, here I come.

-(SIGHS) -(THUDS)

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

(SIGHS)

Hide-and-seek...

Man, Bunnic! You are good at hide-and-seek.

How about a game of tag?

Boop!

You're it!

-(HAROLD LAUGHS) -(GROANS)

-(SIGHS) -(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

HAROLD:Can't catch me.

Can't catch me. Ooh! Ooh!

Ooh! Can't catch me.

Ooh! Look out! Look out!

There I go. So fast!

Ha-ha! Let's play pirates instead.

I'm going to be Lafitte. You can be Bluebeard.

En garde! Yarr! Yarr! Yarr!

Yarr! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Yarr! Huh! Parry. Deflect.

Space battle!

(HAROLD IMITATING LASER GUN FIRING)

No! You're not my father!

Come on, men! We need air support!

Come on, partner.

(HAROLD CHATTERING)

Hey, Bunnicula, what's up with you?

And why are you all blue?

(MUMBLES)

-Huh? -Azul.

It's Spanish for "blue."

Yeah. Thanks, Harold.

We need to figure out how Bunnicula got like this.

Well, I don't know. But,

ever since I gave him that blueberry,

he's been acting really sad.

It looks like Bunnicula has a severe case

of the blues.

And, if there's one person who knows everything

about the blues,

it's Rusty Bones.

(COUNTRY BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

Ooh! Yes. Yes, yes!

Now, what's bringing you around these parts

to see old Rusty Bones?

Mr. Bones, you know we wouldn't bother you

if it wasn't important.

But...

Can you sign my rare, first-edition printing

of your hit single "The Rotten Awful Blues"?

Chester! Mr. Bones,

Bunnicula is never sad,

but now he's sad all the time.

You've got to help him, Mr. Bones.

(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

You can't just take away the blues.

You've got to let them out.

Old Rusty Bones and Blues Bear

are gonna get you started, Bunnicula.

(PLAYING COUNTRY BLUES)

Now, let it out, Bunnicula.

(INHALES)

♪ I got the blues ♪

(MUMBLING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

Yeah. I was thinking a little less dying cat

and more like a blues man.

Now, try it again, Bunnicula.

Only this time,

reach deep down

into your soul

and find that little bit of pain

that's been bothering you,

and let it go.

Okay.

(PLAYING COUNTRY BLUES)

(MUMBLING LOUDLY)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

Four score and seven years ago--

-(GROWLING) -(EXCLAIMS)

(WHIMPERING)

(GROWLS)

(CLATTERING)

(GROWLS)

(CRIES)

-(GROWLS) -(EXCLAIMS)

(MUMBLING)

Wow, you sure have scared a lot of people

through the years. Yeah, but don't be sad

about that, Bunnicula.

That was the old you.

You're not scary anymore.

(WHIMPERING)

Yeah, you're cute and adorable now.

(SOBBING)

Who doesn't love a cute little bunny?

Why, I've eaten cat food scarier than you.

(WAILING)

I'm the chosen one!

Nice work, boneheads.

(BUNNICULA SOBBING)

(ROCK BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

WOMAN: Oh, he's so cute!

Oh, look at that bunny, Hank. He's so adorable!

Mmm-hmm, he sure is, dear.

MAN 1: That is the cutest blue bunny I've ever seen!

MAN 2: Isn't he the cutest little bunny?

Oh, look at the bunny!

Oh, he's so cute!

What a cute little blue bunny rabbit.

Hey, the picture didn't come out.

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

(SNIFFLES)

(HORN BLOWING)

You seeing things upside down, Bunnicula.

Oh, I don't mean this view you got here, 'cause, son,

you found yourself a mighty nice view.

I'm talking about the way you see yourself.

-Huh? -Look at this quarter here.

This side is worth 25 cents.

You turn it over,

and it looks different on this side,

but the coin is still worth 25 cents.

There's two sides to every coin,

but they got the same value no matter which side you see.

And the same can be said about you, Bunnicula.

(MUMBLES ANGRILY)

What? No, I'm not saying you're worth a quarter.

Just pay attention, son. You're ruining the moment.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yeah. What I'm saying is,

sure, you're a scary vampire with supernatural powers,

but you're also a cute little bunny.

And your friends see the value in both sides of you.

They like you for the whole you.

Not just one side or the other.

And you should, too.

Embrace your cuteness, Bunnicula,

along with your supernatural.

One side is not more valuable than the other.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh!

(LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Now, there you go.

You cured your blues.

Now, head on back to your family

and be the whole you.

Oh, wait! Bunnicula!

(SIGHS)

He took my last quarter.

(MINA LAUGHING)

-(BUNNICULA PURRING) -MINA:Oh, bunny!

Oh, he is so cute!

(GASPS) Oh, you are so funny.

Ooh, I have an idea.

Chester and Harold need some funny hats.

I know just the ones.

I'll be right back.

I'm glad you're feeling better, Bunnicula.

Yup. Rusty Bones is a master

at getting to the heart of the blues.

Speaking of the blues,

that is a lovely blue hat you've got there, Bunnicula.

(SNICKERING)

(CHUCKLING)

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

Good one, Bunnic.

Okay, here's your hats, guys.

One for Harold and one for Chester.

Chester, you don't look like you like it.

Aw, but you and your friends are so cute.

Oh, I have an idea.

Let's go show Marsha.