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(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING)

My three little vampire pet gentlemen are frighteningly adorable.

Vampire pet selfie.

I can't wait to share this with my friends.

Huh? Bunn didn't show up in the picture again.

Wait, does that mean that... Bunnicula?

-Are you... -(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

Are you not visible without proper white balance?

I should take another look at these settings.

-(DOOR CLOSES) -You guys thinking what I'm thinking?

-Vampire dance party? -Exactly.

(INHALES) Yeah. Let's do it.

-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) -Oh, yeah, yeah.

Perfect time to bite you.

Do the bunnicula.

(LAUGHS AND SNARLS)

-(LAUGHS EVILLY) -(SNARLS)

We look like real vampires, huh?

Uh-huh.

(SNARLS)

What is that?

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

LEAD PRISON GUARD: Anyways...

Illegal vampire dance party detected.

You're all under arrest.

What? No.

-Wow. -(GRUNTING)

Give it up, vampires. There's no escape.

But, we're not real vampires!

(LAUGHTER)

-Where are we? -Welcome to Prism Prison.

Prison prison? Like a prison for prisons?

No, Prism, as in light prism.

Prism Prison.

Prism Prison! Oh, that's fun to say.

-Prism Prison. -GUARDS: Prism Prison. Prism Prison.

Prism Prison.

So anyways...

GUARDS: Prism Prison. Oh, Prism Prison.

Here we harness the power of light to imprison vampires like you.

GUARDS: Vampires are bad, you guys are bad.

You mean this place is full of vampires?

(VAMPIRES SNARLING AND GROWLING)

(SQUEAKING)

But we're not real vampires. Him, yes.

But not us, not me most importantly.

That's what they all say.

(SNARLS)

Whoa, looks like we've got a live one here.

-I need backup. -GUARDS: Backup. Backup. Backup.

(GRUNTS)

That ought to hold him in place.

You are a particularly dangerous vampire.

GUARDS: Scary, dangerous vampire. Dangerous vampire.

Lock him up in maximum security.

GUARDS: That's the most secure. Doesn't get much more...

-(BLOWS RASPBERRY) -LEAD PRISON GUARD: Stop doing that.

-It's rude. -GUARDS: Rude, very rude. Very rude.

Oh, no, Bunnicula.

But we're not real vampires.

Honest. See?

MAN: (LAUGHS)We're not real vampires either.

Who said that?

(SNARLING AND HISSING)

-Welcome. -(SCREAMS)

Ah, ah, ah, I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Whatever you do, do not touch these bars.

-(SIZZLES) -Ow!

Ah, here I am telling you not to touch it

and I touch it.

(WHIMPERS)

Cozy up, fellas, you're gonna be here for a very long time.

We can't stay here that long, Mina feeds us at 6:00.

I'm not staying here forever, we have to find Bunnicula

and figure a way to get out of here.

(BUNNICULA BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(CONTINUES BLOWING RASPBERRY)

(BUNNICULA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

(STRAINING)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

GUARD 1: Rude. GUARD 2: Definitely rude.

GUARD 1: Very rude. GUARD 2: So obnoxious.

That crystal above you will channel a beam of filtered sunlight

that will keep you immobilized and slightly crispy

for all of eternity.

(GRUNTS)

(SCREAMS)

Now you sit here and think about why it's bad to be a vampire.

Ow! Nasty little guy.

GUARD: Yes, bad manners is what it is, nasty and little.

(LAUGHS)

(GROANS)

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

(INDISTINCT TALKING)

Ugh, garlic slop.

-Blah. -(SCREAMS)

Yes, the warden feeds us nothing but garlic slop. Blah.

He's so mean to us, blah.

And the worst part is, it's so delicious.

(SLURPS) Ow!

Mmm.

ALL: (SLURP) Ow! Mmm.

(SLURP) Ow! Mmm.

I can't take being in here any longer.

We have to free our buddy, Bunnicula.

Once he's out, he can help us escape.

There's no escaping this place.

We've all tried, it's impossible.

I have a plan.

Right, you have a plan.

Look, Harold, escaping from a prison

is one of the most complicated undertakings--

Harold, what did you do that for?

We'll distract the guards by having a...

(LOUDLY) food fight.

-Ow! (LAUGHS) -Ow! (LAUGHS)

Ow! (LAUGHS)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

LEAD PRISON GUARD: Wait, what's going on here?

Stop this right now.

(ALL SNARLING)

I need backup!

(ALARM BLARING)

GUARDS: Backup, on my way.

(LAUGHS)

(STRAINS)

(PANTS)

GUARDS: Backup on the way.

(SCREAMS) Phew.

Wait, I went through the wall

and I'm not fried.

Of course, I'm not a real vampire.

The light can't hurt me.

-I gotta tell Harold. -Oh, did you just figure that out?

Man, I've been coming and going this whole time.

There is this great smoothie place down the way.

-You knew about this? -(SLURPS) Uh-huh.

-And you didn't tell me? -That's right.

-Why? -Uh...

Halt! No vampires escape on my watch.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

Why did he pick me?

GUARDS: Backup. Backup. Backup.

Ah!

GUARDS: Backup. Backup. Backup.

(PANTING)

(SCREAMS)

GUARDS: Well, well, well.

-Well, well, well. -Well.

(WHIMPERS) Let's talk about this, guys.

How did you manage to pass through our light barriers?

You must be the most powerful vampire of all time!

ALL: (GASPING) Scary, that's too powerful.

Quick, everyone, fire!

I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire, I'm not a vampire!

ALL: Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

No!

Hey, you know what, this feels kinda nice actually.

(YAWNS)

Mmm, so warm.

Like a sunny spot on the carpet.

-(PURRING) -Aha!

Yes, listen to the creature's cry of agony!

Keep firing!

GUARDS: Fire, fire, fire away.

(PURRING)

Fire, fire, fire. Fire away.

Bunnicula!

Bunnicula!

Bunnicula, where are you?

Hello.

Oh, hi, I'm looking for my friend, Bunnicula,

-so I can help him escape. -Escape?

Yep, he's my best friend.

Wait! Don't go.

I'll be a bunnicula if you need me to be.

-Ow! -Bunnicula.

Bunnicula!

(GROANS)

Yay, Bunnicula, I found you.

Sweet beard, let's get you out of here.

(MUMBLES)

-I'm sorry I didn't get that. -(MUMBLES)

You need protection to pass through the light bars?

-(MUMBLES) -Or else you'll get fried?

-(MUMBLES) -And you need darkness to recharge?

-(MUMBLES) -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hmm. Somewhere dark?

I know!

(SLURPS)

(MUMBLES)

-Aha! -Let's go!

-(YAWNS) -Chester.

-Hey, pal. -Hey, you found Bunnicula.

Yeah, where'd you go?

I was taking care of the guards.

They won't be causing us trouble anytime soon.

ALL: Fire, fire, fire away.

Well, we should get out of here.

Wait, you wouldn't leave your fellow vampires here?

Would you?

(ALL WHIMPERING)

(GRUNTS) Let's do this.

(GRUNTS)

Yes, we're finally free.

-Thank you. -Don't mention it, glad to help.

Now that we're free, we can finally

usher in a new era of darkness on all of mankind.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

Seriously, guys, thank you.

(ALL LAUGHING EVILLY)

Oopsies.

(ALL LAUGHING EVILLY)

(PANTS) Oh, no.

Oh, too bad.

Looks like we'll have to keep you out of the sun, Bunnicula.

(GRUNTS)

Let's do this.

Maybe we could stop by that smoothie place

you were talking about.

Yeah, okay.

CHESTER: (SIGHS) It's gonna be a long walk home.

LEAD PRISON GUARD: Oh, this is a much easier way to keep vampires subdued.

GUARD 1: I agree, much easier, yes. GUARD 2: Yeah, much easier.

GUARD 1: I concur.