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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Hmm...

Huh?

What's the matter, Bunn? You out of carrots?

Don't worry. I'll find you something to eat.

Oh, how about a cabbage?

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Hold on a second there,

Bunn's never had a cabbage before.

There's no telling what effect it will have on him.

We'll just give him a little and see what happens.

(BURPS)

Oh! That is...

-That is rancid, Bunns. -It's awful.

-I can taste it. -Powerful work, sir.

Cabbage makes him gassy. Obviously we should...

Give him the whole cabbage, right.

What! No!

(LONG, LOUD BURP)

Yeah, he's not coming back anytime soon.

Ooh!

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMING)

It appears to be some sort of alien life form, Captain.

Whoa, Bunnicula's on TV.

Good for him, man.

He finally made it.

(GASPS)

Space walk complete, Commander, heading back inside.

(ROARS)

Alien! Game over man, game over.

Not this again.

Uh... Why don't you ever believe me?

I'm telling you, I looked at him and he looked at me, man.

Yeah, yeah.

(EXCLAIMS)

Whee!

(LAUGHING)

Whoa, whoa!

(LAUGHING)

(WAILING)

Booga, booga, booga!

(SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

-(ROARS) -(SCREAMS)

BUNNICULA: (LAUGHING)

Oh, wow! Now that is a good scare.

Hi, I'm cosmonaut Zakarov.

I'm very excited to have another supernatural expert scarer on board with me.

I haven't been this excited since before I...

Before I... Failed my mission,

and got stuck here forever.

So, what do you say? You want to scare some astronauts?

Yeah! (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

This is going to be fun.

(SCREAMING)

-(ROARS) -(SCREAMING)

(HUMMING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(LAUGHING)

(PANTING)

(GASPING)

(SCREAMING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

I'm sorry, my friend,

every time I see the moon,

it reminds me of my failure.

In 1959,

I was a proud cosmonaut,

and my mission was to go to the moon,

and since I have never completed my mission,

I am stuck here, forever.

Aww.

And the worst part is that, I cannot go on

to Bana Valhalla. It is a magical land,

of endless banas, where all great ape heroes go,

but, I am no hero.

As a ghost, I cannot even push the buttons to operate the spacecraft.

See? Failure.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

You mean it? You'll push the buttons for me?

Spasibo, my friend, with your help,

I'll finally get to the moon.

But, maybe I'll tell you what buttons to press from now on.

-Da? -Da.

Okay, now,

stabilize the stabilizers,

re-configure the configurators,

boot up the launch computer.

Now, release the clamps.

(LAUGHING)

Wonderful, comrade.

Navigation looks good.

Now, for the final step,

initiate thrusters.

Finally, after all these years,

my mission will be complete.

(ENGINE SPLUTTERING)

Oh, no, I forgot the fuel.

I always forget the fuel.

This is why I never made it to the moon.

I failed you, Mother Russia.

Aha!

(BURPING)

You did it!Spasibo, my friend.

We're going to the moon!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(SNORING)

Hey Bunnicula, look!

I made it, I finally made it.

It's even moon-ier than Imagined.

Let the enemies of Mother Russia cower before our might,

for I claim the moon,

in the name of...

(GASPS)

(BEEPING)

Doo-do-doo...

(SLURPS) Ah...

As we say in Russia, better late than never.

The rainbow bana peel has come to take me away to Bana Valhalla!

At last, I'm truly a hero.

Thank you, Bunnicula.

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

Farewell, comrade!

(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)

(BURPING)

You know, Harold, its been great taking a break from Bunnicula shenanigans,

but, I hate to admit, I'm starting to miss the guy.

I wish that little rascal were with us right now.

Ta-da! (SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

Be careful what you wish for.

(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

(MONKEYS SHRIEKING)