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(GROWLING)

(LAUGHING)

MAN ON TV:Oh, I couldn't stay away.

Oh. I swear I've seen him before. I just can't remember.

Just watch the movie.

I'll never forgive you!

But I love you.

(GRUNTS) It's bothering me so much I can't even pay attention.

I'm gonna look it up.

Smash.

(SCREAMS) Monster!

You're next!

I don't wanna be next.

Don't worry, Chester. Bun's got this.

He always does.

Oh, this is gonna be good.

My beautiful face!

Yeah, give him a left. Give him a right. Mix it up!

Go, Bun, go!

(GROANING)

My hero.

Wow. I bet there's nothing you can't beat, huh, Bun?

Right.

Now, Harold, you gotta be realistic.

I mean, even Bunnicula probably has his limits.

Chester! How could you say that?

-Bun can handle any challenge thrown at him. -Yeah.

Like, can you beat me at arm wrestling?

(SCOFFS) Yeah.

Without touching my arm?

(GROANS)

Awesome! See, Chester? He's the best!

What else can you beat, huh, Bun? What else?

Can you...

Beat an unbeatable stain?

-All right. -Wow.

Well, that's all physical stuff.

Bun can't beat everything.

Like my intellect for example.

One side down.

(LAUGHS)

Whatever. Fine! I don't even care.

He did it again.

Bunnicula is unbeatable.

Well, I've never heard him play an instrument.

He's probably not the best at that.

Can you out jam Rusty Bones?

(PLAYING PROGRESSIVE JAZZ)

Well, I guess that's just one more thing I'm not the best at.

-Good job, kid. -Uh-huh.

So now, do you admit that Bunnicula can beat anything and everything, anywhere?

There's no way of knowing that.

There's a whole world of challenges out there

Bunnicula has never and will never face.

You're right, Chester.

Better get started now if you're gonna beat everything, huh, Bunnicula?

-What? -What?

Let's start with you versus

-a flood! -A flood?

(SCREAMS) Water!

Yeah, no worries.

Hey, Bun. Can you beat a drought?

Uh-huh.

Global warming?

BUNNICULA:Uh-huh.

Bunnicula, you are incredible.

You've beaten everything.

He hasn't beaten everything.

Like what else?

I bet he'd have a really hard time fighting something really big.

(SCOFFS) He could beat something really big.

-Right, Bunnicula? -Yeah!

(ROARING)

(SCREAMS) We're done for! Why did I even come with you guys?

Get him, Bun. Yeah, Bunnicula!

(YELLING)

(ROARING)

Rock, rock, rock.

Rock, rock, rock.

(GRUNTS)

Bunnicula, it's rock. It's always rock. Come on, man!

Bun doesn't need your help.

-(CHESTER SCREAMS) -Totally got this.

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTS)

Of course. Paper beats rock.

Yeah, man, Bun's the best. Get with the program.

(SOBBING)

Uh-huh.

Just admit it, Chester.

There's absolutely nothing, nowhere, no how Bun can't beat.

Look, consider the vastness of the universe.

There are whole civilizations out there that Bun's never faced.

You talking aliens?

(CHESTER SCREAMING)

Alien invasion!

How did you even get aliens here?

Well, I know a guy.

(PANTING)

Huh. Hey, are you sure this is the right address?

Dude, I don't know. We've been traveling forever. Just keep shooting.

Hey, man, you're the one who kept stopping to use the space bathroom,

get space knuckles, asking for space directions...

Oh, no! We just got here!

Way to go, Bun.

(GROANS)

I think Bun needs a break.

Come on, buddy, let's get you back inside.

But there's so much more stuff for you to beat!

You've seen Bun beat everything short of

the most powerful monster in existence.

And that would be?

A ferocious, fire-breathing dragon, of course. Oh, no!

(LAUGHING)

You dare challenge me?

Dragon! Harold, you've doomed us!

You got this, buddy. He's not so tough.

-You got this. -You think you can take me on, little bunny?

Huh? Little tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, teeny little bunny?

(CHUCKLES) My teeth are spears.

My claws are swords.

And my eyes are

super pretty!

Bring it on, yo!

Bunnicula, there's no shame in being a coward.

You learn to live with it, like me.

Hey, Bunnicula, you wanna hear a secret?

(GROANS)

I believe in you.

Now get in there and show them what you're made of, Bun.

He's gonna do great.

Looking good.

Doing fine.

-(CHESTER GROANS) -A-Okay.

Oh, yeah.

Haven't had enough yet, huh?

Bunnicula, just give up.

Got some carrots slices for you when you're done there, buddy.

I don't think carrot slices are gonna be enough!

Wait. Iceberg lettuce.

Bun, catch!

(LAUGHS) Oh!

You got burned. Burned hair is the worst.

I told you, Harold, Bun can't win every time.

Bun can't lose. You'll see.

I think he's already lost.

Wait. Look.

Told ya.

What? No, no, that's impossible. I...

I was just going easy on you.

Feel the burn!

He just froze my face. What the...

What is wrong with you? You can't just go around freezing peoples faces.

(YELLS) Tail flip!

Hey! Excuse me, where are you going, buddy? Get back here, please.

I'm trying to hurt you.

Claw swipe!

(ALL LAUGHING)

What the... Okay, okay, excuse me. Stop that. What are you doing?

(GROANS)

Stop freezing my gorgeous face.

(PANTING)

Bun! You were incredible!

You beat hat monster, Chester, Rusty Bones,

a flood, a drought, global warming, a rock monster, aliens,

everyone's expectations, and a dragon

because Bunnicula is unbeatable.

Uh-huh.

-Well... -Come on!

Look, there is technically one thing

that is scientifically unbeatable.

Go on.

No matter how tough Bunnicula is,

there is nothing in existence that can escape a black hole.

-Bun? -(SIGHS TIREDLY)

Wait. What are you doing with that cabbage?

(BURPING LOUDLY)

CHESTER: Wait! Come back!

Gross! I can taste it.

Yes.

Oh, no, this is bad.

Oh, Bun's beat everything. What's a big hole?

Harold, you don't understand.

If Bunnicula really did go to find a black hole

he'd have to brave the harsh vacuum of space.

Once Bunnicula got close to the black hole

the forces of gravity wouldbecome exponentially greaterwith each passing moment.

Nothing, no matter how strong, can fight that kind of force.

Once he touches the even horizon,

he'll be sucked into a place not even light could escape from.

The laws of reality and physics would cease to be.

Bunnicula would cease to exist!

Oh, gosh, what have we done?

It's mostly your fault, but Bunnicula... (SOBS)

You'll see, Chester. He's gonna beat that dumb old black hole and come right back.

I don't know about this time, Harold.

Just wait and see.

He's on his way.

Any minute now.

Harold, I think it's time to give up.

Uh, no.

Bun can beat anything, right?

He'll be back.

Won't he?

-(BOTH SOBBING) -Bunnicula!

He can't lose.

(BOTH CRYING)

It's Bunnicula! He did it! He's back!

Bunnicula?

(ETHEREAL VOICE) Greetings, mortals.

I have much to teach you about the concepts of time and space.

Bunnicula, what happened to you?

(LAUGHING)

Ah, phew!

Were you pranking us again?

Wait. Does this mean he didn't actually beat the black hole?

Of course he didn't, Harold, that would be impossible.

ALL: Whoa!

MAN:Only in America.

So, admit Bun can beat anything now.

-Sure. -Hooray!

Yes. Hooray.