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(SNARLING)

(GROWLS)

(LAUGHING )

Hmm. (TAKES DEEP BREATH)

(LAUGHING)

One creepy mask, please.

That is $340.

I was hoping to negotiate.

I don't negotiate with poor people.

Ah! Well, once I make my first million,

I'm gonna buy this whole store.

And I'm gonna put the milkshake machine right here.

Come on, guys. Let's go.

(YOWLING)

I knew it!

Ah, my lovely children,

misfits and oddities!

(SCREECHING)

Soon I will secure another supernatural beast

to join your freakish ranks!

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

Okay. Back to your chess lesson.

So, the castle can move and knock over people?

First of all, it's called a rook,

and it can only move in straight lines. See?

This game's hard.

You will make a nice addition to my collection of supernatural animals,

vampire cat!

Supernatural animal?

(CHUCKLES) Wait a minute.

It's a big mistake, see?

(MEOWING)

So if you just open the door and let me out,

we can forget this whole thing.

(GASPS) Do not try to mesmerize me with your haunting eyes, vampire!

I know your tricks!

-(RATTLING NOISE) -Huh?

-(GASPS) -(HISSING)

Okay. (GRUNTS)

(GOAT BLEATING)

-(BLEATING) -(CRIES OUT IN FEAR)

Hello, vampire cat.

Welcome to the cage. My name is Wafferty.

-Wafardly? -Wafferty.

-Gravity? -Wafferty.

-Rapidy! -Wa-fur-tee.

-Rafferty? -Wight. Wafferty.

(SPEAKING SPANISH)

He just said his name is Milo.

He's my cousin. My name is Otto.

My name is... (BLEATING)

(CONTINUES BLEATING)

-His name is Ed! -Ed.

I'm Chester, and I'm not a vampire cat.

I'm an albino squirrel but she says I'm a ghost squirrel.

It's all a scam I tells ya.

She also thinks Ed here is a magical unicorn.

But he's just a goat who lost one of his horns in a boating accident.

And Milo and Otto or the two-headed snake, is, well...

That's a normal thing sometimes.

-(SPEAKING SPANISH) -We're normal.

That mean lady keeps us here and charges people to wook at us.

-(SPEAKING SPANISH) -It's no good, we're trapped.

We've been here for... (BLEATING)

Forever?

Eight years.

Once my friends realize I'm gone, they'll come for me.

When they do, we'll all get out of here together.

Mmm? I sense that something is wrong with the natural order.

(BURPS LOUDLY)

There it is! We're good.

Bunnicula and Harold are gonna be here any second

and they're gonna break us out of here.

I can't wait to see the look on your faces.

This potion has placed you under my complete control.

Now, roll over!

-(MEOWS WEAKLY) -Hmm.

Oh! I think I added too much cayenne to this potion.

(LICKING)

Stop that!

-(SPEAKING SPANISH) -Ooh, spicy.

Yes, it's cayenne pepper.

But wait a minute. Harold loves cayenne pepper.

And he can smell it from a mile away.

He's gonna be here any second now.

(SNIFFING) I smell...

...so bad!

I mean, I can't remember the last time I had a bath.

Yeah, me neither.

Ha-ha! My buddy's gonna be here in five seconds.

Five, four, three...

3.5, 3.2...

Hey, buddy, newsfwash.

Your friends ain't coming for you.

Yeah, just you wait.

My buddy Bunnicula's a rabbit with supernatural powers.

He's gonna bust in here and rescue us all!

Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.

This guy's in here ten minutes and he's alweady going off the deep end.

Oh, yeah? Well, just you wait, bud.

Just you wait!

Whoa! Check this out, Bunnic.

Chester just won again.

I know.

They must be doing something very important.

All right, we need to make a loud noise to attract my friends' attention.

Ed, I'm gonna need you to ram your head into that wall.

Whoo-hoo, boy!

I know they heard that.

(LOUD MUSIC PLAYING)

Go, Ches, go.

All right, well, that didn't work.

We need to get them a message.

If only we had something to write on.

Milo and Otto have a whole stack of paper.

-Si. -Yeah, we do.

That's great! But why do you have a stack of paper?

My cousin, he likes to do origami.

-(PAPER RUSTLING) -Origami? But how...

Okay.

All right, the message has been written, and thanks to Otto and Milo,

it's now in the shape of a paper airplane.

Using science!

Taking into account variations of wind resistance

and mathematics far too complicated to explain right now,

I will toss this plane so it will ultimately make it's way to Mina's apartment.

Bunnicula and Harold will read the message contained within

and come and rescue us.

-Great idea, Chester. -Great idea.

Oh, yeah.

(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPS)

Paper airplane!

(ALL BARKING)

(LAUGHING)

(SCREAMING)

Hello!

"Dearest Bunnicula and Harold,

"I am writing you to inform you of a

"pre-dicament

"that finds your dearest companion

"in the most dire of circum..."

Too many words.

Well, that didn't work.

Hmm. Dogs hear high-pitched sounds really well.

If we had a piece of metal we could bang on these bars and Harold would hear it.

-Great idea, Chester. -Great idea.

I got a wittle piece of metal we can use wight here.

Where did you get that, Rafferty?

It was in the wittle hole in the front of the cage.

You mean this has been in the lock the whole time?

Wight. In the wock.

Hmm.

In order to securely gain control of the powerful vampire cat

I must call upon the most ancient and mystical knowledge.

I am looking for protection against vampire cats.

AUTOMATED VOICE: Checking web for "what section has empire bats".

No, no, no. Protection against vampire cats.

Okay. I found the first section of umpire hats.

No, no! Protection against vampire cats!

Sorry. Give me a moment.

Do any of you animals know how to operate this silly thing? I... (GASPS)

How did you get out?

(SNARLING)

(GASPS)

(YOWLING)

Don't you come near me!

(EXCLAIMS)

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

I hope Polidori likes her new home.

-(LAUGHING) -Hope she likes it.

You animals! Let me out of this cage right now!

She looks ma... (BLEATING)

Wait. Where are you going?

Turn around! Come back.

You can't just leave me here.

Hey, what is this stack of paper doing here?

Hey, guys.

Where are you going?

Oh, I've got somewhere to be.

I'm headed toward the rainbow bridge where I will return to Asgard

and reunite with my former master, Odin.

Oh. Uh-huh, that's... That's cool.

Me and my cousin, we are children of Quetzalcoatl.

We have to get back to Mexico.

Look at that.

Rafferty?

I am

headed back to Bwooklyn.

My cousin wuns a pizzawia.

Huh.

So, if that's the only way he can move,

why don't we just call that piece the L-horse?

Why didn't you guys come and rescue me?

And that piece is called a knight, not L-horse.

Oh, no, old Chester's back.

Hmm. You know as it turns out,

I didn't need help from you guys after all.

(YELLS) A spider! Someone get it! Get it!

Hey, Bunnicula, I think your buddy there needs some help.

Right.